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Memes are generally known to bring entertainment. The ones that you see going viral have enough comedic value to make people want to share them around.
However, not every meme ends up drawing laughter, despite its intended purpose. Some of these supposedly funny images fall flat and may even cause slight irritation to their audience because of how bad they can get. These are the kind of memes you’re about to see on this list.
We’ve collected these facepalm-worthy posts from the Terrible Facebook Memes subreddit, an online group that needs no further introduction. Scroll through to see some of the worst memes online today.
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#1
They Absolutely Do
visacrum 1 month ago
What? I don't understand where the sarcasm was here.
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Sly Schlang 1 month ago
My little nephew loves vegetables and berries. For a long time he didn't like any sweets, especially no chocolate. Mil tried to force chocolate in him, even hiding it under raspberries and so in. "I want to spoil him" yeah when he's making a disgusted face and literally tries to run away. His Mom had to step up so often. Why force a kid to eat something you don't need?
Rocket Surgeon 1 month ago
Really? jesus f*****g christ words have multiple meanings and don't always mean m****r k**l die death whatever else is censored around here.
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#2
My Mother Shared This In Our Family Group Chat
Lotekguy 1 month ago
On behalf of all the decent patriotic, hardworking clowns in the country, I resent the comparison.
Camber Hollywood 1 month ago
I'm sure the comparison is only due to the amount of makeup both use
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Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 1 month ago (edited)
Ummm... Even though I do not like them, and I fully support the 1st Amendment. I do feel that it is quite unpatriotic, to insult clowns like that.
#3
Rural
Rocket Surgeon 1 month ago
Are we supposed to upvote the actually funny ones or the ones that are cringe? Because this is an actually funny one.
Roni Stone 1 month ago
Cop once asked me why it took so long for me to pull over. I told him I didn't know he was after me! He responded with, "There ain't nobody else out here but you and me! Even I was peddling as fast as I could and almost didn't catch you." Memories of Alligator Alley -- long, straight, and boring.
Many argue that humor is subjective. What may seem funny to one person may have the exact opposite effect on another. And as consumer psychologist Catherine Jansson-Boyd confirms, people tend to find humor in something that violates a norm, as long as it doesn’t affect them.
“What determines whether it is (a benign violation) is linked to how bad something is and how far removed we are from it. In terms of personal experience,” she wrote in an article for Psychology Today.
#4
The Dumb Ages
Jess Barbosa 1 month ago
ahh, yes, the dumb ages... they must be referring to that time we could have stopped a global pandemic by being a decent and considerate person and listening to the experts.
Jaya 1 month ago
There's a way higher chance of getting infected through breathing in the particles someone breathes out, than getting infected by those particles getting on objects and you touching those objects. Yes, you can still get it through touching those groceries, but your chances have diminished quite a lot, which is totally worth the trouble.
KatWitch57 1 month ago
The screen was not there to protect the customer, it was to protect the assistant who is breathed on by 20 to 40 customers an hour. But it didn't work well, as customers would attempt to look over, under and around.
Load More Replies... Rocket Surgeon 1 month ago
The plexiglass is so when your dumb a*s sneezes right at the cashier you don't get your snot all over them.
Moira 1 month ago
I still vivid remember when I was shopping during covid and a grandma just took off her mask to READ a can of soup, like what the hell?
Lady Chelsea (LadyChelseaoftheVoid) 1 month ago
it's so you can't f*****g breathe your stank a*s germs in their faces, Karen
Never Snarky 1 month ago
The COVID virus was mostly transmitted through the air. The plexiglass helped keep the virus from going from one person directly to another.
#5
Looolll!!😂😂😂
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago (edited)
1960s: "They're gonna bug our living rooms!" 2020s: "Oi bug, can cats eat pancakes?"
Anthony Elmore 1 month ago (edited)
Also agree with the sentiment on this one. GIven the opportunity, businesses will almost always favor their own benefit at your expense. A reminder: For a while, Facebook was recording what you typed (Edit: and then deleted. Skipped that part. They recorded what you didn't even post) into your message boxes and reviewing them to help understand 'self-censorship' They will make use of the first available loop-hole at their disposal to use monitoring diagnostics for 'research' purposes.
Michael None 1 month ago
They didn't get you to give up your privacy, they got you to post your whole life publically.
#6
I Saw This One Awhile Back
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
Another one that has some truth in it. But it’s not limited to young women!
kansasmagic 1 month ago
Self-knowledge is overrated. Signed, the painfully self-aware depressed amongst us.
Erik Naumann 1 month ago
Is it a gen X thing that there's almost no photographic evidence I ever existed? Ooh, I should become a Beekeeper or something.
Charlotte Ingle 1 month ago
Yep, we slipped in between cameras being the hot new thing every middle class dad wanted to use, and smart phones
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Jansson-Boyd even described humor as something risky because certain jokes can be subject to misinterpretation, especially in cross-cultural contexts. This is why many encourage using caution when telling jokes, particularly those that may be perceived as offensive.
For example, Jansson-Boyd used April Fool’s Day jokes by companies as a marketing tool, which may or may not sit well with the audience.
“(These jokes) can cause the teller to lose status, raising some questions about whether it is good PR to engage in joke telling, even if it is for April Fool’s,” she wrote.
#7
Unironically Identifying With Homelander To Own The Feminists
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago
Technically correct and it even would be in character for Homelander to say that. Still a questionable character choice to identify with
cryssH 1 month ago
Unless it's Scandinavian ... then my last name would be Lena'sdotter. So it would be my mother's name.
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Binky Melnik 1 month ago
No one? I’d do it! I just hafta find one who doesn’t make me roll my eyes or feel like a slab of meat.
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
Actually, this one is true. Any name you pick out of your family is going to be a man’s name. So….make up your own name.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 month ago
I’m keeping my dad’s last name because it’s cooler and easier to say.
#8
A Family Friend Posted This
Anthony Elmore 1 month ago
This schedule is ridiculous. I Don't use Skype anymore, I use discord and zoom.
Ace 1 month ago
Why anyone would think that an atheist, someone who believes that there is no such thing as god or gods or spirits or souls or angels, would believe in and worship Satan who is supposed to have been an angel, is beyond me.
Michael Largey 1 month ago
Atheists don't believe in Satan. there is a religious group that does - Christians.
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
Sounds like a good day. They forgot to include “hates America,” “cuddles up with same s*x partner,” and “donates to feminist causes,” though. 😈
Talis 1 month ago
Demolish cars. Oh, and the babies are vegan, of course!
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Karma Black 1 month ago
I'd never eat two babies in one day. The marinade is too much of a pain to make.
Tabitha 1 month ago (edited)
Sounds more like a typical hypocrite christian agenda to me. I have worked with members of that group before. I called them the Church Ladies. I have been on the other side of an office partition while they were putting their little heads together and deciding who was and was not going to heaven (anyone who was Muslim/Hindu/Buddhist/atheist/agnostic/Catholic/Jewish/any other flavor of non-religious/LGBTQ/pro-choice/politically liberal, or in any way not just like them, in case you’re wondering), while stating emphatically that they just knew THEY already had their spots inside the pearly gates already reserved. They didn’t know I was on the other side of that partition when they mentioned that I was one of the people they consigned to hell. HR was VERY unhappy to hear about that, as I believe it is considered religious discrimination. At least it creates a toxic work environment. The very next day, there was a company-wide get-together to remind employees that that kind of talk would not be tolerated on company property. The Church Ladies kept their foul mouths shut after that. They never knew it was me who reported them, as I stayed hidden behind the partition until they had all left the office to go to lunch.
Dan St John 1 month ago (edited)
Nobody can eat 2 babies a day, without looking like the fat person in the white house.
#9
My Grandma Just Shared This
Lee Gilliland 1 month ago
Life has always sucked, we just keep refining the suck.
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Sly Schlang 1 month ago (edited)
I would ask him which decades long war 500 years ago. Bet he has no historic education whatsoever and "back than" is "the olden days" and "before nowadays"
So, how do you prevent jokes from falling flat? Tampa-based comedy club Side Splitters offered some suggestions. If you’re an aspiring comedian, for example, researching your audience is a critical first step, and it goes without saying.
One way to do this is by attending open mic nights to experience firsthand how jokes land with different people.
#10
Okay…
GenericElder 1 month ago
... and they think this proves DINOSAURS didn't exist? More of that weird "logic"
UKDeek 1 month ago
tHe DEviL pUT ThM BoNEs THer to CoFUSe gOd fEERing ChrISTIanS!!! or something like that.
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shg stewart 1 month ago
To be fair, they have found the actual seals of authorities mentioned in the historical chronicles part of the Bible, but if there were millions of King Davids around, they would probably find a few too.
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 1 month ago (edited)
Ummm... considering, human bones do not usually have identifying features of whom/what they are, other than human. And unless the burial sight is marked or recorded with whom is interned there, then yes. Besides, Dinosaurs bones are usually, quite rather large. And, easily recognizable,due to that.
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
The issue is they can't really identify who's who from the bible based on fossils.
#11
Wife Talking = Bad
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
That worked out so well, I think I’ll leave him altogether.
#12
Uncle Posted This
shg stewart 1 month ago
If conservatives were actually just conservative anymore, that would be fine, but these days, "conservative" is roughly synonymous with "right-wing authoritarian bigots who want their political opponents to shut up permanently if not disappear permanently." I'm sure those Young Republicans who were saying things like "R**e is based" and "I love Hitler" think they're actually conservative.
Peter Bear 1 month ago
I have no problem with conservatives. I have a very big problem with fa$cists.
Anthony Elmore 1 month ago
WhAt IF THey wANt tO bE conSERvaTive? We also don't want them to be Nazis. There is a limit to our generosity.
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
🙄 If they want to be conservative, then that means they’re OK with having a cordial but distant relationship with me. 🤷🏻♀️
Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero" 1 month ago (edited)
Well since Conservative has now, by their very own actions, beliefs, comments, positions, and rhetoric, have become synonymous with Autocratic and Fáćíśt, I completely understand. (Evidently, the F word, is now censorable) Hmmm... did BP get bought by FOX or Skydance?
Joe Bloe 1 month ago
But being conservative is against being whatever you want... You can ask for yourself what you refuse to others, you have to be fair.
Jeanne Dansby 1 month ago
I miss Bob Dole. Now that was responsible conservatism.
Load More Replies... Dan St John 1 month ago
Has everyone seen the articles on the "young Republicans"? The New, Hitler loving children of the MAGA.
Jeanne Dansby 1 month ago
Conservative in and of itself is not a problem. Fascism is. Too many conservatives have embraced the hate.
Applying this concept to a real-world situation outside of the comedy club, it’s more about reading the room and understanding the mood of the people you’re trying to communicate with.
#13
Our Generation Used To Be Smarter🤡
Geoffrey Scott 1 month ago
I like the one "owner's manuals used to have a section on how to adjust the valves in your car, now they have warnings not to drink the fluids in the cars."
nottheactualphoto 1 month ago
1. Because valves are self-adjusting, and have been for decades. Search term: "hydraulic lifter." 2. The average consumer is quicker than ever to sue for damages to cover the consequences of its own stupidity.
Load More Replies... kansasmagic 1 month ago
But if the choice is between half a million dollars vs nine hundred thousand nut punches - ?
Chich the witch 1 month ago
Lets not forget a generation or two before couldn't figure out that a 1/3 pound hamburger was larger than a 1/4 pounder
Load More Replies... Charlie Zhong 1 month ago
900 thousand is greater than 1/2 of a million, which is 500 thousand. Do you’re math correctly
#14
Just Found This After A Recent Snow Storm
Roni Stone 1 month ago
Or for expecting these "invisibles" to work for hours for the pittance some were paid in the 50s ad 60s.
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Rocket Surgeon 1 month ago
If those kids went to the poster's door the poster would probably offer them 2 nickles to shovel the driveway.
nicholas nolan 1 month ago
We still see these every year, here. Maybe your neighborhood is so old and white they're afraid of getting shot for ringing the doorbell.
Michael Largey 1 month ago
Todays' ambitious young adults pick up money by explaining to previous generations how to use modern technology (computers, phones, smart devices, ...)
Space Invader 1 month ago
Actually, I haven't seen them around because there hasn't been decent snow any more where I live for the last few years...
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
I'm not likely to have seen them, as my driveway is 100 meters long. Yes, I'm thankful for the humble snowthrower.
Lady Chelsea (LadyChelseaoftheVoid) 1 month ago
you mean the consoles that you bought for them?
#15
Sag Bad. Jeans Good. Me Cowboy Now
Chich the witch 1 month ago
So... these guys are really into other guys butts?! C'mon! make up your f*****g minds already!
PeepPeep the duck 1 month ago
Yeah all I thought of was how much my gay cousin would this, he loves cowboys 😂
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As Janssen-Boyd points out, humor can be a powerful communication tool, particularly in uplifting others. However, if you must go down this route, you must be aware of the norms you’re violating and the people you may offend in the process.
“It is important to ensure that any violations made are not significant enough to damage your future reputation,” she wrote.
#16
My Mil Has Reached A New Level Of Paranoia
Chich the witch 1 month ago
You just have to keep patiently explaining to these people that there ain't no devil, there's just god when he'd drunk. They'll eventually get it.
nottheactualphoto 1 month ago
I'm sure the "teeth" were in the original satellite image. No way some in-duhh-vidual added them.
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#17
Dating According To Incels
Gebidozo 1 month ago
I don’t understand who or what this meme is supposed to be mocking. The woman is literally espousing the view of hardcore religious conservatives who believe that only men can be providers and have meaningful career goals, and that women are objects they get as rewards. Of course a normal man would walk away from that patriarchal “ideal”.
Ripley 1 month ago
Schrodinger's girlfriend - an independent woman with a job and her own money is "emasculating", and a woman with none of the above who is seeking a provider and protector is a "gold digger".
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Laura Catania 1 month ago
Because women are shown as having nothing to offer
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#18
My Uncle Posted This
Anthony Elmore 1 month ago
I mean... for once I agree. Well, not that neither are offensive, but rather that both are offensive. One side being more vocal doesn't make the other one less offensive.
Ace 1 month ago (edited)
It's all about context - neither of the images is in itself offensive, both could be if used in certain ways, although TBH I think the right-hand one is in itself slightly more offensive, it's inherently stereotyping, the "Indian" on its own doesn't really say anything (to me) EDIT: I didn't realise but it seems to be related to some sports teams, and recent controversies about changing their logo, which gives the context I thought was lacking.
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Fellfromthemoon 1 month ago
Is the right pic a representation of a real-life people, or a fairy tale creature (leperchaun)?
detective miller's hat 1 month ago
It mostly offends me because they don't know how to pronounce "Celtic."
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
The left is offensive because Native Americans are actual human beings. On the right is a leprechaun. Now, you can certainly ask the leprechauns if this offends them, if you can find any.
B Jean the Jelly Bean 1 month ago
Being of Irish decent I don't find this offensive. The term "Fighting Irish" was give to soldiers in the Civil War's Irish Brigade.
geezeronthehill 1 month ago
Think back to when the English were debating whether the Irish were white people.
Melissa Nielsen 1 month ago
Ireland profits off the myth of Leprechauns, the NFL profits off that logo
Gregg Levine 1 month ago
And given who they represent or represented, I am simply disgusted with the whole thing.
#19
I Always Hate It When I'm In A Plane And My Dinner Flies Away
Charlie Zhong 1 month ago
The earth isn’t round and spinning like the government says, the round-earthers just want to make money. This is just proof the earth isn’t spinning,
Jaya 1 month ago
This one doesn't look like someone actually believes it, just a funny joke, pointing out how interesting it is that the earth's rotation doesn't impact our ability to eat outside and how funny it would be if it did.
Joe Bloe 1 month ago
I can assure you, some people really believe this is a "gotcha"!
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JB 1 month ago (edited)
Define fish. Can't? Wow you must be so dumb! I mean either you're a d*****s, or life's more complicated than it seems. ...but it's not that second option, no, couldn't be! (God I hate this logic!)
Joe Russo 1 month ago (edited)
With some transphobia, including that the only trans people are trans women who they consider not "passing". Imagine North Carolina's Republican party finding out about trans men and how their.brief bathroom law was also supposed to force giant, bearded, tattooed, body builder trans men at that end of the gender spectrum to use women's bathrooms. Several took selfies, which was epic. :)
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
Depends on the location. Canada allowed women to vote since WWI, with some rules
Max(pronouns/whatever/hamster) 1 month ago
if it got a Hewee, it is a man, if it got a shewee it is a woman
#21
Posted In A Primary Teaching Group 😹😭
#22
Bat Person
UKDeek 1 month ago
Wow! Someone REALLY doesn't understand Batman... doesn't need anyone to fund him due to parent's wealth, refuses to k**l / uses non-lethal methods and only uses violence as a last resort, definately provides a safe space for others. As for the designer suit, you can't get more "desinger" than bespoke. As for the handbag, it is the wrong colour...
Laura Catania 1 month ago
Who needs a bag when your belt is already basically a f***y pack
Load More Replies... Jaya 1 month ago
I would watch that though, lol. And I hope that he will look like this too, with that handbag 😄
NoRestfortheQWERTY 1 month ago
The Louis Vuitton pattern looks surprisingly attractive on the Batsuit. Branding opportunity spotted!
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago (edited)
We nearly had such a concept with Marevel's "New Warriors" from 2020 with the heroes Screentime, Snowflake, Safespace, B-Negative and Trailblazer. Worth to look up if you want a good laugh. (They cancelled it because everyone was rightfully mocking them)
#23
It’s On A Jeep It Must Be True
Lee Gilliland 1 month ago (edited)
Hey, we got our manual car stolen and the kids got a whole block before they gave up! It WORKS!!!!
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
Döuchbågs so often identify themselves by their vehicles and how they decorate them.
#24
Eating Twice As Much Meat
Data1001 1 month ago
Man, your life must suck. Imagine not doing things because they give *you* pleasure, but because you think they're hurting someone else or someone else's cause.
General Anaesthesia 1 month ago
Harvard Health Publishing: "Red meat: in addition to raising the risk for colorectal cancer and other health problems, it can actually shorten your life." So basically, that Vegan is kіllіng you.
Talis 1 month ago
Actually, he kills himself, thinking someone would care. And this (accept harm to oneself, hoping someone else gets harmed even more) is the MAGA approach par excellence.
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
🙄 This person clearly has too much time on their hands.
Jaya 1 month ago
"I beat up random children, so that CPS employees who think they're making a difference, aren't making a difference at all. I throw away litter in the park, so that the people who have cleaned up the parks as volunteers, aren't making a difference at all. I rápe women, so that people who go on Protect Women marches, aren't making a difference at all." See how idiotic it sounds?
Hassel Davidhoff 1 month ago
Then you'll die younger than vegans of your generation. Meat is carcinogenic, dumbäss.
Charlie Zhong 1 month ago
This is really bad. We want to stop animal cruelty, stop climate change and be more humane, and here you are.
Christine Wild 1 month ago
Well, you’re not making a difference, whether an animal dies or not but you are making a difference on your lifespan, clogging your heart with cholesterol
#25
Thanks Grandpa
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
Grandpa sounds like an åsshole. Ignore him when he sends crąp like this.
David Beitler 1 month ago
Grandpa knows what he's talking about, maybe you're the A S S H O L E
Load More Replies... Anthony Elmore 1 month ago
Imagine being so pathetic as to be unable to handle someone using the restroom for its intended purpose. If we're so worried about it raising the odds of s*x-based crimes, maybe we should focus on preventing s*x crimes rather that discouraging people from using the bathroom for its intended purpose?
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
And, it’s pretty easy for men to get away with assaulting women, without pretending they’re trans women and hiding in a bathroom. Why would they go to that much trouble?
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In this image, one single state on the blue side has more money than most of the red ones combined, and if you're broke, you can't buy bullets or pay your soldiers. Checkmate.
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
As a Masshole, I feel disrespected that we got stuck as the blue state tramp stamp. In reality, we should be the middle finger.
Dan St John 1 month ago
The other side, can also control drones and every electronic device the other side has and turn them against them.
Robert Miller 1 month ago
if "the other side" isn't armed , why is Grandpa afraid of Chicago ?.....
#26
Think Harder
ƒιѕн 1 month ago
It stands on a broken shackle and chain at its feet, a symbolic representation of freedom from oppression and the abolition of slavery.
Ace 1 month ago
I had no idea about that, but I did notice that the chain in the picture was broken, so would have inferred that sort of meaning.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
After the Tangerine Twåt was reelected, they had to chain her down. She kept trying to swim back to France. (Source: I'm American.)
chunky hoey 1 month ago (edited)
What a pile of bollocks shite here. The chains just to keep her still and stop her topple over!
#27
Next Time I'll Remember My Money Duplicator
Max Robitzsch 1 month ago
Give a rich man $1000 and he will complain that this is an insufficient tax rebate for his third mansion.
Charlotte Ingle 1 month ago
..an iPhone that acts as a handheld internet device, allowing the poor person to access job posters and have a bank account
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
If you give a rich man $1000, it's pocket change to him. He risks nothing by investing it, as you gave him the capital. If he returns with $100,000, it's only thanks to his hefty retainer to a really good broker. And not only will he not split the jackpot with you, but you'll never see your $1000 again either. Did you think rich people got that way by being nice?
Christophe Beunens 1 month ago
I had a guided tour in a township, and they explained that having a mobile is your only chance to get work.
#28
Promoting Child Abuse…. Found In The Wild
Barb Shay 1 month ago
Nah, put her on an ice berg and float her to sea. Bye bye
Load More Replies... Kelly Scott 1 month ago
Actually, seeing how kids today act, I'm not sure this shouldn't become a thing again.
Lee Gilliland 1 month ago
I am. I grew up when this was normal. Other parents hit you as well and it was condoned. You do NOT want to live in the '50s, I promise you.
Load More Replies... Sly Schlang 1 month ago
My grandfather was beaten by his father with a lock in a Chain. Before he would beat any child, his hands would have fallen off. And how he disliked toy guns and knives... Greetings from Germany. He would hate what happens in the world today
Leesa DeAndrea 1 month ago
And when your parent is dying in the hospital from cancer, you're not there because you cut them out of your life decades ago.
Christine Wild 1 month ago
Truth. Sometimes you got off lucky with just biting into a bar of soap.
Panda'sMom 1 month ago
It worked then. Isn't allowed to work now. We had parents then, birthing people and friends now. It shows.
Barb Shay 1 month ago
And we have too few mental health therapists to deal with this horrendous trauma.
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Found In The Wild
Maria Maria 1 month ago
It continues to amaze me how stupid people just won't stop expressing their ignorant opinions. People cross into America so their kids will have a future, not to k**l people.
Michael Largey 1 month ago
Because the Mexicans are not crossing the border in order to k**l the people on the other side.
Peter Bear 1 month ago
Because they're not doing it all at once, they're not carrying guns or driving tanks, and they aren't accompanied by mass bombings?
Heir of Durin 1 month ago
Can I please have the name and contact info of the person who made this sign? I just wanna chat..
David Paterson 1 month ago
Read the Russian initial announcement in Pravda. It's a "special military operation" to stop the genocide and bring peace to the Donblas region.
Glen Ellyn 1 month ago
Because immigrants aren't coming to take over the US, and they aren't coming in tanks and carrying guns. They want a better life for themselves and their children.
#30
Zero Engagement 24 Hours After Posting... As It Should Be
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
🙄 Quiet, polite women are not always pushovers; and they don’t always choose to be “chosen” by a bossy, arrogant right-wing man.
B Jean the Jelly Bean 1 month ago
Or bossy arrogant Left-wing men....of which there plenty!!!
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Gebidozo 1 month ago
The moronic sexism of this is staggering. The OP literally assumes that any woman who pursues a career must be arrogant.
NoRestfortheQWERTY 1 month ago
My academic advisor was called "Nana Satan" by some of her other students. Looked like a grandma in an illustrated "Hansel and Gretel" Filled every weekend I had for about two years. Educated me by force. Looks can be deceiving.
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Michael Largey 1 month ago
If true (and of course it's not), it would be a devastating indictment of men.
Max Robitzsch 1 month ago
I don't like arrogant women either. I just don''t equate success or authority with arrogance in a woman.
Michael None 1 month ago (edited)
If she's arrogant it's a no. If she has no career it's also a no. I don't wanna be with any freeloader. Plus she would be boring.
#31
Please Tell Me How The Average Home Was 2000 Years Ago
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago (edited)
That’s just an architectural style. By all means, buy an ancient Roman bathhouse if that’s what you want.
Jaya 1 month ago
Be right back, I'm gonna buy myself an ancient Roman bathhouse 🥰
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Starbug 1 month ago
I'm sure some wish it was like the Roman empire. A handful of extraordinarily rich people and the rest of the population as servants and slaves living in rat holes
Sly Schlang 1 month ago
The gap between rich and poor ist bigger today but still, that picture is a bathhouse, not a family home.
Load More Replies... UKDeek 1 month ago
Interestinly, when the Romans invaded Britain they built their homes using traditional Roman techniques, including underfloor heating. Sounds really good, right? However, when the Romans left Britain, the Britons didn't move in to these Roman properties because they required a huge amount of upkeep, so they carried on living in traditional British roundhouses.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago
Because the romans surely lived in their own personal bath houses....
#32
Saw On Twitter… These People And Their Overprotective Lion Memes Make Me Chuckle
lauren 1 month ago
Male lions often k**l cubs that aren't theirs (in order to bring females into season quicker)
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago (edited)
Somebody should tell them that lions are lousy hunters in comparison to hyenas and african wild dogs, which they often steal from
Desert Panda 1 month ago
Male lions are lousy hunters but females do pretty well.
Load More Replies... Panda'sMom 1 month ago
Newsom wants to k**l all young males so they don't challenge him later.
#33
The Memes Cut And Pasted In The Users Faces Is The Cherry On Top
nicholas nolan 1 month ago (edited)
Both of the respondants are d***s. This has the same silly energy as "Once I get a boyfriend, what do I feed it?"
#34
This Is The Future That My Uncle Fears
JB 1 month ago
No, because the left doesn't want Hooters to exist to begin with. Is the fear here that the person they're groping has a dong? Because the problem is the groping, not the dong. PS: tomboys are hot. Feminine and can body check someone over the boards? Yes please!
lenka 1 month ago
I agree. Although I think their greatest fear is not that person they are groping has a dong.... but that they are actually attracted to the dong owner. They cant reconcile thier homophobia with thier latent homosexuality.
Load More Replies... and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 month ago
I mean… yes. Also for bodies not to be commodities, but I’ll definitely take this in the interim.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago
Hey, I am all in for Tomboy Hooters - Would probably be more entertaining than regular Hooters in many aspects
chunky hoey 1 month ago
Tomboy here!! She still is one. Always will be. I'm still a she. A natural born one too. I never fit anywhere anyways. I don't do the in crowd bollocks.
#35
Yeah…this Is Just So Weird In General
#36
Words Are Gone
UKDeek 1 month ago
You know what, as a life-long atheist I would LOVE to be proven wrong and witness the second coming on Christ... I would settle down with the biggest bucket of popcorn I could find and sit back and watch the fallout, because I am guessing this Christ dude probably won't be very impressed with their so-called believers.
Peter Bear 1 month ago
"If Christ came back to Earth, there is one thing He would not be; a Christian." Mark Twain, over 100 years ago.
Load More Replies... Data1001 1 month ago
I can sort of understand, as I've got some super-religious people in my extended family -- some people need a crutch, something to lean on when things are hard. And even if that crutch doesn't actually support them, their own belief system contributes to them feeling some relief. I don't mind anyone having their own specific beliefs about god, Buddha or the Flying Spaghetti Monster -- as long as they don't attack me for my beliefs. Once they do, then I will respond in kind.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago (edited)
Isn't it kinda homoerotic to wait for another guy's second comming though?
Karma Black 1 month ago
If He does actually come back, do you really think He'd want to see another cross? Nah. Dude will be hanging out with us atheists and pagans.
Gebidozo 1 month ago
He’ll be hanging out with whoever is close to him in spirit, absolutely regardless of their religious affiliation, as he already did and also clearly said in the Gospels.
Load More Replies... PeepPeep the duck 1 month ago
This makes me want to simultaneously puke and punch the image. But to punch Simba would actually be real blasphemy
childish gambling addiction 1 month ago
Whoever made this is gonna get a biiiiig surprise when they pass away
Michael Largey 1 month ago
Jesus is not coming back. He remembers what happened the last time.
#37
Certainly
Michael Largey 1 month ago
Actually, I can't give up FaceBook - because I don't have it in the first place.
highwaycrossingfrog 1 month ago
No, but I could start using Facebook so that I don't have to live there?
#38
Once Upon A Time
shg stewart 1 month ago
No, it never was; women just had a lot less ability to not put up with it back in the day.
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
When you’re the only woman and a group of men is leering at you and acting like monkeys in the zoo mâstûrbating, that’s scary as hell. You’re outnumbered, and what if they decide not to stop at whistling and making crude comments?
Michael Largey 1 month ago
Basic rule, guys - Don't say anything to a woman on the street that you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison.
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
Back in the day, you smiled and acted appreciative so they would not come after you.
Day Andie 1 month ago
As long as the woman new her place, everything was fine.
Load More Replies... Heir of Durin 1 month ago
Anytime I’ve been “complimented” by a cringey loser, it does not feel nice. Being whistled at is degrading and not a nice feeling.
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This Got Controversial
Gebidozo 1 month ago
Both sides fail to understand that all cultural and technological achievements of humanity belong to all humans. There is no ownership in culture.
Maria Maria 1 month ago
There is ownership in technological inventions, but not in wearing a kimono.
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Michael None 1 month ago
Put all theses people together then you'll understand how culture works. The entire world is a melting pot of ideas and innovation. It's just a lot faster now.
Data1001 1 month ago
They like to believe that no non-white, non-English-speaking person ever invented anything. The entire rest of the world had only discovered how to make fire and was still living in caves until we saved them by giving them our vastly-superior knowledge.
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EJN 1 month ago
What happened to the days when learning about different cultures led to appreciation of that culture and often a chance to participate in the culture? I'm living in another culture and occasionally wear the traditional clothing of that culture. I also speak the language. Jokes/sarcastic images/etc. not included because those are uncalled for and represent arrogance coming from bigotry. Admiration of another culture is a good thing!
#40
Title
Rocket Surgeon 1 month ago
I don't understand what I'm supposed to take away from this. We should all freeze ourselves in the arctic?
#41
Stumbled On This One Today In My Feed. Pretty Terrible If You Ask Me
UKDeek 1 month ago
If God had intended us not to masterbate, he wouldn't have invented PornHub...
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chunky hoey 1 month ago (edited)
Why is funny m**********r?! If the f****r cheats on her. She'll do the same to him in returns. So F U you randy f****r.
#42
How Do They Think It Didnt Happen
JenC 1 month ago
Scientists told politicians there was a problem, politicians listened and asked experts what to do, experts came up with regulations, and the regulations were effective. The 1987 Montreal Protocol led to the global phase-out of ozone-depleting substances (CFCs). Acid rain was reduced by regulating sulfur dioxide emissions.
Antoinette the Red 1 month ago
Shhhh JenC, you're stating facts. THEY don't like facts.
Load More Replies... Jaya 1 month ago
I hate when someone says a bridge is about to collapse, and then we work real hard to make the bridge super strong again, and then it doesn't even collapse. Total waste of effort!
Joe Bloe 1 month ago
Yeah, just like "evolution doesn't work" while showing how they don't evolve
Load More Replies... childish gambling addiction 1 month ago
None happened because they said they would happen, paradoxically
EJN 1 month ago
Since this is the first time around when humanity has played a role in determining climate, it is difficult to get the timing right and most prognostications are estimates only. HOWEVER, that does not mean the entire thing does not exist. I can't wait to see all of those Floridians treading water while denying it is happening! The only reason someone doesn't want to learn more and adjust their lifestyle is selfish consumption. And that will be the end of humanity one way or another. That's the way natural selection works. Over-populate, over-exploit and next thing is a dramatic drop in numbers via disease, starvation, poisoning, wars, and changes in the environment to make it uninhabitable.
#43
It's Almost Like Gravity And Air Resistance Are An Important Factor
Remi (He/Him) 1 month ago
Also air is a thing in the first and not second, and the first one needed to get all the way to the moon orbit from earth and the second one only from lunar surface to the orbit
Load More Replies... childish gambling addiction 1 month ago
There’s a thing called gravity that ties us down to earth, you’re clearly missing it
#44
But But I Like When The Baddies Win
Data1001 1 month ago
The problem is that the right is constantly looking for things to be offended by. For instance, they'll talk about how "woke" Star Trek is these days, completely clueless about the fact that Trek has always been _incredibly_ "woke" (meaning, progressive, accepting, and tolerant of other cultures and ideas). Sure, they've stumbled here and there, but that was the vision from the beginning. However, some people just love being angry about things.
Auntriarch 1 month ago
Yup, anyone who thinks Star Trek has become woke, clearly didn't watch it from the beginning
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SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
So don’t watch. 🤷🏻♀️ Never learn anything. Stay ignorant.
Jaya 1 month ago (edited)
Fun fact: Hollywood is left-wing, but the movies they produce are right-wing: The institutions and organisations are all powerless, it's always 1 strong hero who saves the day on their own. The entire police force can't catch the group of criminals, but one lone rogue police man manages to find and defeat them all by himself (or with 1 or 2 people as side kicks). It isn't decades of good peer reviewed research by a whole scientific community that leads to a cure, it's one lone scientist's intuition and he proves the whole scientific community wrong. It isn't serious organisations and protocols that save an abúsed child, it is 1 lone person with no actual knowledge but just a good heart. When you pay attention, you see it in pretty much every movie, in pretty much all genres.
Jude Corrigan 1 month ago
Why would they use a picture of Homelander? He would just laser anyone he thought was 'woke'.
#45
Why Do People Still Believe We Didn't Land On The Moon?
Panda'sMom 1 month ago
The Flag on the moon has a bar to keep it open. The furling photo was taken the second the bar popped up. That makes conspiracy advocates to "dismiss" the moon landing.
#46
Children
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago (edited)
I don’t think an ugly right-wing husband with a beard and an armful of screaming babies is what I want to find.
nicholas nolan 1 month ago
Dirty pool. Just because you aren't attracted to something doesn't make it lesser. I, for one, don't like blondes. I don't value them less as people or call them ugly because of it.
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Anthony Elmore 1 month ago
Honestly, these types of people (the ones that post this) are the grossest. I had several male friends that would have dog-piled on this. I just don't understand it. Your partner HAS had s*x before (likely, but not always). This shouldn't come as a surprise. (Most) Humans like s*x, it's just kind how we're wired. It's weirder that we deny ourselves of it than that we would indulge in it.
Gebidozo 1 month ago
That’s because incels, like the one who posted this idiotic meme, are deeply insecure. Their way of dealing with their utter lack of confidence and fear of women is to try and control them. That’s how patriarchy was born in the first place.
Load More Replies... Jaya 1 month ago
I'm never gonna listen to music, I am saving myself for my husband, I want to be my first time listening to music to be shared with him. I am also never eating ice cream, I am saving myself for my husband. Or climb a mountain, or go to the cinema. Imagine my poor husband, if he wants to eat ice cream together and finds out that I have already eaten ice cream before. It will ruin ice cream for him, when he's not the first one I have that experience with.
Moira 1 month ago
Well, I wouldn't really care if you wanted to "save yourself" for your husband, or Jesus or whatever, because I want to let people make their own decisions even if I don't understand them (and, of course, if they don't tackle on other's rights), but I totally hate that you dismiss and try to throw under a bus other people's decisions to feel yourself better. You want other people to respect you? How about respecting them back and see how it works, maybe?
Pam Wilson-Walter 1 month ago
Not being a virgin will not impede a woman from getting married . . .
#47
They Posted This Using Internets And Did The Artist Do This In Commission
UKDeek 1 month ago
It makes me smile that they always portray someone who identifies as trans / gay / feminine / etc. as also being a Communist, yet I believe nearly all Communist countries persecute anyone who is suspected of being part of the LGBTQ comminity.
KatWitch57 1 month ago
I find the constant preoccupation with other peoples' sexuality deeply disturbing.
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JP Purves 1 month ago
Actually, Billy would more likely get sucked into extreme right-wing b.s.
Anthony Elmore 1 month ago
I don't see the problem. I always support the m****r of the handicapped for my own convinience. Joking aside, am I the only one who feels moderately disturbed that they spelled "UWU" wrong?
#48
Why Is The 3rd Guy A Pirate?
Data1001 1 month ago
If anyone from the extreme right is reading this, let me try to explain. When the pendulum has been held on one side for so long, and is then released, it needs to swing quite far in the other direction at first. After a while, it will balance itself out. DEI *is* important right now because for most of modern history, those people have been ignored or shoved aside. So the representation is necessarily much stronger now, as they have not had any representation for so long. Eventually it will not be necessary to purposely insert those stories into our culture, because that will happen organically and without effort. Our society has started to accept this. Art (movies, TV, comics, games, etc.) just needs to catch up a bit.
EJN 1 month ago
This is true. However, in America's case, from evidence seen for the past 10 years or more, I think there has been a profound slippage back to the 40s and 50s concerning bigotry, prejudice, and racism. Given that fact, DEI is still warranted. Some of the actual applications need to be tweaked, but the obvious return of white supremacy and theology of keeping women in the home as servants to males makes DEI essential for yet quite a while.
Load More Replies... Jaya 1 month ago
It's funny how the right-wing want any movie to be boycotted if a white character is changed to a black character. But when a arabic character gets changed to a black character like in The Intouchables, they rave on about how it's one of the best movies ever. They only care if the "victims" are white.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago (edited)
Honestly, not that wrong though. The german comedian and author Felix Lobrecht refused to sell the film rights of his book "Sonne und Beton" (Sun and Concrete) to Netflix because they wanted to change the gang he got in trouble with when he was young from boys with a middle eastern migration backround into a multi-cultural lesbian streetgang. (He himself mentioned that in an interview)
#49
Found This One Out In The Wild
Max Robitzsch 1 month ago
And even if it did, what would it prove. Does the fact that your father is dead but your grandfather is still alive prove that your grandfather isnt your grandfather?
Load More Replies... UKDeek 1 month ago
Some people like to dispute the theory of evolution, and instead believe that an almighty invisible space wizard created man out of dust, and created women from the rib of a man, because some book compiled from short stories 200 years after the birth of the space wizard's son say so. Fine - you do you, and I'll do me, thank you very much.
Giles McArdell 1 month ago
There are not millions of the first one, that's a common ancestor to Homo Sapiens and all the great apes, it died out millions of years ago.
Roni Stone 1 month ago
Humans didn't evolve from apes in the first place. We are believed, however, to have both possibly evolved from a common ancestor on bifurcated evolutionary lines. But some idiots rather believe in an invisible triumvirate of space lords.
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
They can barely think linearly. Asking them to think creatively would be worse than trying to teach a pig to play the accordion.
Load More Replies... Lady Chelsea (LadyChelseaoftheVoid) 1 month ago
evolution isn't like leveling pokemon, it takes many millennia of adaptation and mutation. for smaller species like birds, adaptation was discovered in beak sizes depending on what food was available for birds in several different environments. for more complex organisms, it takes thousands of years, even millions.
#50
I Have So Many Questions. . . A Spoon?? 22.9 Million??
Kiki Likes Sweets 1 month ago
I'd go visit him in a very capable public hospital and be glad that a small amount of my taxes goes to providing healthcare for all, regardless of income?
Chich the witch 1 month ago
Well it is obviously a test that god had laid before him and I would be amiss to interfere with his challenge - or something like that.
roddy 1 month ago
God never gives your uncle more than he can bear. It's all for a reason.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 month ago
This isn't a choice facing a child of God. It's a choice facing a child of America.
Heir of Durin 1 month ago
For $23 million I’m sure I can find a video on YouTube that will teach me how to perform this surgery.
#51
.....i Found This One And I Just Woke Up.... Too Early For This
Gebidozo 1 month ago
This meme is totally missing the point. Cows aren’t pets to the Hindus, they are sacred animals. Very few people, if any, keep cows as pets, but many, many people keep dogs as pets. Therefore, opposing the consumption of dog meat is not quite the same as opposing the consumption of beef or meat in general, it’s done for different reasons.
EJN 1 month ago
I would imagine it means the same thing to the animal being consumed. (I eat meat and am not a vegan, but I respect the sacrifice of the animal for my life. I could not consume an animal I raised as a family member.)
Load More Replies... Jaya 1 month ago (edited)
Obviously, Hindus do not consider cows to be pets. But the point still stands, I think. Every culture has it's own ideas about which animals you're allowed to kíll and eat, and that you're a monster if you eat the certain kinds. And those ideas are all kinda arbitrary, it's purely based on your culture, not on reason. It's kinda hypocritical to get upset about one and not the other.
Day Andie 1 month ago
No problem. When things start going all apocalyptical and you're living in a dystopian hellscape, anything that moves---anything--is fair game. Don't forget the ketchup.
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Jan Rosier 1 month ago
Don't get me started on horse meat ! Been thinking of trying to find a horsebutcher to get me a sweet steak. Delicious.
#52
The Islamophobia Is Strong With This One
kansasmagic 1 month ago
TBF I've never actually seen anyone holding a severed head. But I don't get out much.
Day Andie 1 month ago
Those d**n christians. At it again with the head whacking
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago
The last severed head in France I know of was the one of teacher Samuel Paty. Because he discussed Mohammed caricatures in social studies ed in 2020 a father of one of the pupils beheaded him.
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setsuriseikou 1 month ago
Um, maybe about a month ago, when I was re-reading the brilliant ""X1999" manga by CLAMP. Lots of severed head holding there, and most certainly none by muslims
Gebidozo 1 month ago
This doesn’t belong in the list. Disliking a religion like Islam, which allows, condones, and encourages violence is not a “phobia”. Many posts here on BP are much more harshly critical of Christianity, but no one calls them “christianophobic” or say it’s wrong. By all means, criticize what’s bad and ugly and dangerous in whatever religion. I absolutely don’t get it why critique of Islam is equated with racism, sexism, and other appalling things.
Max Robitzsch 1 month ago
More like people angling for applause from "their" community (a sad sign of lonelieness and lack of hope, if you ask me - when the only way you feel you belong is to shout angrily at the outgroup).
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Astrobloom (they/them) 3 weeks ago
Yesterday. My friend Samra was holding her math test. W*f is going in here?
Astrobloom (they/them) 3 weeks ago
Wait shìt I misread that as ‘the last time you saw a Muslim holding anything other than a severed head’
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Were They?
Kelly Scott 1 month ago
I have to say something about this. I see parents crying about how they can't control their 5 or 6 year olds and my opinion is, by that time the parents have already missed the boat on how to make them behave. For most kids, if you want them to behave respectfully and in public it isn't hard but teaching, not a***e, does have to start very early. And that's where parents today flunk and fail their kids. They refuse to try to teach their kids anything while they're small and by the time the kid is 5 or so, he's already a brat and used to running the household. At this point, the kid has to be spanked to get his attention and his actions under control and this is where the a***e comes in because now most parents are hitting out of anger and frustration.
Senjo Krane 1 month ago
I agree fully with you Kelly. Parents are afraid to discipline their kids any more, and the kids are growing up with a sense of entitlement.
Load More Replies... EJN 1 month ago
They were taught manners by parents. Parents paid more attention to what kids did in public. Now they are too busy on their phones to pay attention to the kids and they no longer tell children to behave or else! The parents don't even care if the kids are disrespectful or irritating in public!
Cougar Allen 1 month ago
I was a child in the 1950s. We were not more respectful than children today, in public or not. That is nonsense.
Panda'sMom 1 month ago
Because we were conscious about perceived consequences. The worst of was "The Look".
#54
Jesus Christ
Michael None 1 month ago
Married man here not bald, not pot bellied. Don't generalize others to combat generalizing. Let's just throw fire on the fire so it will go out.
Load More Replies... UKDeek 1 month ago
And if you married her just based on her looks then that is a you problem, not a her problem, and she would be better off being single rather than with a shallow-minded moron.
Antoinette the Red 1 month ago
Yup, if that is all he sees after they got married, SHE should have stayed single.
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LillieMean 1 month ago
So when she was your girlfriend she had time to exercise and when she was your wife all her exercise time went to cleaning and housework because you were a lazy man.
Gebidozo 1 month ago
The hypocritical sexism of this moronic meme aside: I think that the plump Danaerys looks hot!
Ace 1 month ago
I'm not familiar with the character in question (Game of Thrones?) but it looks to me that as well as widening the right-hand picture they've narrowed the left one - looks all too skinny for my liking. In fact they've done more than just widen it - I tried messing around with it myself, which do you think is better ? Clipboard-...81b592.jpg 
Maria Maria 1 month ago
Maybe after having children (often temporary). It's the pregnancy, not the wedding. Let's see men carry children in their bodies and not gain weight.
Lady Chelsea (LadyChelseaoftheVoid) 1 month ago
they become even more beautiful and buxom? yes, please
Jude Corrigan 1 month ago (edited)
The person who created this is trying to say that men will be attracted to the picture on the left. They will then marry her. After the marriage, she will 'let herself go' and put on weight. Therefore, becoming 'less attractive'. This completely ignores the possibility that the marriage is so terrible that the wife is comfort eating to hide her feelings.
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Not Sure Why They Think This Will Help Their Cause
Gebidozo 1 month ago
Because they still think that the best way to convert people to their faith is by threatening, scaring, and intimidating them.
Sly Schlang 1 month ago (edited)
And then, the good lordlady returns on a laser unicorn steed, wielding a glittering axe and happily chopping up everyone who supported child abusers and spread forth the lies against fellow humans who came to their doorstep in need.Right?
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
They’ve been saying so for 2000 years. It hasn’t happened yet.
Chich the witch 1 month ago
Still waiting for someone to explain why they turned their backs on the ways of their ancestors to follow the campfire tales of some darker skinned desert goatherds from a distant land.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago
They should teach about the Council of Carthage in schools to prevent such stupid statements
#56
Because Airplanes Didn't Exist In 2001
Remi (He/Him) 1 month ago
Ah yes nothing infamous involving airplanes happened in 2001 because they weren't around back then
#57
My Father Sent This To Me
#58
Im Disappointed That I Found This On Reddit
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
Also comes with a bad temper, tendency to boss people around, unwarranted belief in the superiority of one’s gender.
Giles McArdell 1 month ago
How about changing it to "I wish to be recognised for my intelligence, logic and driving skills"?
#59
Can't Even Order A Coffee Anymore
#60
Never?
Data1001 1 month ago
So... what? Don't send your daughter to college because she'll cut her hair shorter every year?
chunky hoey 1 month ago
Growing growing growing pain and more pain and headaches to come....m**********r!
#61
Woman And Biden Bad
UKDeek 1 month ago
I work 12 hour days and I am in a union... and my union rep works 12 hour days in the same place as me. That said, I still work an average of 37.5 hours a week, so thanks to my 12 hour shifts I get a huge amount of time off work on rest days.
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Michael None 1 month ago
Oh dear, that picture of Biden. It should be a Trump with Jesus massaging his shoulders from the look of the place.
EJN 1 month ago
Why is Biden's photo inserted in this disgusting photo of a probable southern woman's home? A little political bias, perhaps? She looks like a Republican. Trump's photo would be more appropriate. Typical MAGA creation.
Day Andie 1 month ago (edited)
Whoa, now there's five sentences jam packed with stereotypical goodies!
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#62
Why?
Ace 1 month ago
And at least the tiger will only k**l to eat, unlike the hippo who does it for fun.
Load More Replies... John Dilligaf 1 month ago (edited)
Elephants k**l an estimated 500-600 people per year. There are no documented reports of panthers attacking humans. ..... Cows k**l an average of 22 people per year in the USA. There are no documented reports of cheetahs attacking humans. ..... Tigers k**l 40-50 people a year, Hippos k**l around 500 people per year. ... Moral of the story, that "obese & lazy" animal will f*ck your s*it up.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago (edited)
Somebody should show that guy a muscle-model of a hippo or let him run away from a cow as counter thesis. Surely wouldn't change his mind, but it'll be funny
PeepPeep the duck 1 month ago (edited)
My cows are super offended by this 😂 baby (head heffer) hauls aşs like a champ when the bails come out, or we have to lift her calf over the fence cos she got stuck on the other side and lost 😂
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
That elephant, that cow, and that hippo would take turns mauling you to death. And they'd win.
Jorge Gonzalez 1 month ago
Felines are amongst the laziest, less active animals in the world. They sleep most of the day
#63
Atheism Is When Lamp Posts In Different Countries Look Different
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
No, that was developers and urban planners with no sense of aesthetics, directed by local politicians who want everything as cheap as possible, because of constituents who’ve been brainwashed to think taxes are evil.
Max Robitzsch 1 month ago
Yep. Everything needs to be lowest bidder, and "back to basics".
Load More Replies... Chich the witch 1 month ago
No that is the power of capitalism to shitify anything it touches.
#64
Probably Not Made By A Landlord, Right?
Data1001 1 month ago
This is by far the most unintentionally hilarious one of the batch. Because yes, every renter I know is totally doing great, and all the landlords I know are definitely not making money hand over foot. /s
Max Robitzsch 1 month ago
To spend an hour or more (pre-AI days, I guess) to do this kind of image as an artist. How low one's self-esteem must be to produce the propaganda...
#65
Are You A Philosopher?
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago
Or just get both? I doubt it's a one-use stick
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PeepPeep the duck 1 month ago (edited)
😹😹😹😹😹 here’s your diploma 🤲🏽📜 you earnt it
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#66
This Is Insta! I Am Surprised By The Comments On This!
Cougar Allen 1 month ago
Imagine seeing someone in a red cap clutching his pearls because he's afraid he might guess wrong about what gender someone else is....
#67
What Even Is The Conspiracy Here?
Day Andie 1 month ago
Hilarious, isn't it. They can't even post the right picture.
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Andi 1 month ago
no its not - 60000 gallon tank is about 7 feet high and 18 feet in diameter. easily fit in the wings of a 747
Fond O'Cats 1 month ago
I hate that I'm that guy, but to fit 60,000 gallons that tank would need around 4.5 times larger.
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Gas Isn’t Free!!!
Day Andie 1 month ago
LOL, just what I was thinking. Go ahead, muthurrfarker, cut that cord.
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Smaller Cellphone Equals More Cake?
MalayDragon 1 month ago
Well That's oddly convenient, I got some shirts I need to iron.. Wait there I'll be right back... jks :)
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#70
They’re Going To Take Your Cows/Solar Power Is Bad For Environment
Auntriarch 1 month ago
That's not the type of meat and dairy industry which is causing the problems
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
They don't understand that nearly everything has nuance.
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Why Are They So Obsessed With Hating On Their Wives?
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
The woman who owns the smaller pair would laugh in your face if you tried it, Jethro. 😂
#72
We Should Stop Hating Single Moms And Hate On Lousy Dads More
Heir of Durin 1 month ago
What an oddly specific meme… Someone’s got some stuff to work through.
Jaya 1 month ago
That does happen, from both sides, and it is horrible. It's part of your job as a parent to foster a good relationship between your kid and their other parent. It's so important for your kid's well-being. You're failing as a parent if you're trying to damage the bond between your kid and their other parent. Of course there are situations where the kid has to be protected from the other parent because they're objectively unsafe to be around. But then you wouldn't tell a 7 year old kid that the parent is evil, you´d tell the kid in a way that is healthy for the kid.
#73
Funny
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
The main thing those children remembered was to avoid you as much as possible.
Doug Moyer 1 month ago
Yeah, getting paddled in front of the entire class (in high school) has sure made me remember. Not everything, but rather those incidents...
Stardust she/her 1 month ago
Nowadays? Lol, in my culture giving students almonds for memory has been a thing for a while now. Before any exam my mom would make us eat almonds and the same thing with her mom and so on
Michael Largey 1 month ago
Metaphysical question: How can you be sure that you remember everything?
#74
Wake Up
Robert Benson 1 month ago
The person with the amateur weather balloon is lying. I've done the weather balloon thing. The curvature is definitely visible.
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
The second photo is zoomed WAY in and too close to see the curve.
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I Lose Brain Cells Every Time I See This Man's Comics
Data1001 1 month ago
In the long, long term, I believe the planet will recover. Humans are totally screwed, though. And a lot of animals. And insects. And plants. But Earth will be fine.
nicholas nolan 1 month ago
Nah. It's gotten much harder because of a certain world leader, but remember that 10 years ago, business as usual meant a range of 5.7-6.2C rise by the end of the century. Now the range is 2.7-3.2C by the end of the century. The river turns. Slower than we'd like, but it turns. And the fight is not over.
Load More Replies... Riccola Tesla 1 month ago (edited)
whats up with the right wingers always wanting to f**k an autistic teenager? every drawing they do she is crying and bent over and in a strangely sexual situation. these f*****g freaks deserve the wall.
nottheactualphoto 1 month ago
It's been said before, but weather is your mood. Climate is your personality. BTW, old Ben is overflowing with fecal matter.
#76
Are They For Real?
Anthony Elmore 1 month ago
Fun fact: You actually can write off tools that you buy. So you can get tool payment forgiveness, so long as you have evidence to support that your tools are intended for business, and not just personal expenses. Since a degree is meant to help you get INTO business...
Chich the witch 1 month ago
Now just hold on. trumpet isn't finishing removing all the deductions from your taxes yet. give him time.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 1 month ago
No, the biggest tool is the author of this meme.
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Yass Queen Slay Them!!!
Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
They were always released under Disney to an extent though.
Load More Replies... Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 1 month ago
Both are great movies about very different kid struggles and both are funny
#78
It's The War On Christmas!
AC 1 month ago
To be fair, my kids school aren't allowed a Christmas party anymore, its now a December disco
JSD 1 month ago (edited)
So what? People getting b**t hurt over the color of Christmas cups and people saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas while running around calling people snowflakes is the exact issue with this country today. Let's worry about dumb stuff that doesn't matter while we get screwed.
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Terrible Salt Shaker
Chich the witch 1 month ago
JC was a Mediterranean Jew, that is some while guy who lived in a castle in Europe.
kansasmagic 1 month ago
And in his own home, apparently. It's his own fault for inviting those liberal atheists over.
Valestra Silverfang 1 month ago
I'll take things that never happened for a thousand please, Alex
#80
What Does This Mean
Heir of Durin 1 month ago
Sigh. I knew this list of “memes” would make me mad. And yet I’m still scrolling and reading…
Auntriarch 1 month ago
It's only the comments of other Pandas that keep me optimistic
Load More Replies... Ruth Kilpatrick 1 month ago
I get looks in public because I still wear a mask; my oldest son has brain cancer and a weak immune system. I'm just waiting for some unfortunate d******d to make a stupid remark.
#81
Damn Never Thought Bout It Like That
Data1001 1 month ago
The idea that Greenland was once green and lush was never true. (At least probably not since millions of years ago.) Erik The Red 'discovered' Greenland in circa 982 A.D. -- and named it "Greenland" to entice more settlers from Iceland. But his own records say that it was mostly covered in ice.
Joe Bloe 1 month ago
They believe everything written in old books, litteraly
Load More Replies... TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago (edited)
Sure, let's ignore that the ice caps on the poles and Greenland are there since the last ice age (30.000 years ago)
EJN 1 month ago
🤣🤣🤣 No one ever said that only humans have an impact on climate! It is humans who have added to the changes. Fossil fuels include methane gas and that is naturally released from various locations in the crust of the planet in connection with earthquakes and climatic change. Adding to the natural release of such gases into the air via transportation and heating only makes it worse. We cannot do much about natural change, but we can do something about what humanity does to pollute its own nest! BTW, that photo from 1045 AD must be worth a fortune! I didn't even know there were cameras back then! 😂😂😂
#82
On My Fb Today
UMUMO 1 month ago
HR holds up management in businesses, so yea none of them are useless
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Um... That's Not Really How AI Works
nana theater 1 month ago
Does that mean if you don't use calculators you are better at finding winning lottery tickets?
UMUMO 1 month ago
Are you seriously spamming the same emoji for every one
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Checkmate Atheists, I Own You
Heir of Durin 1 month ago (edited)
This is the whitest Jesus I’ve ever seen. Might even be whiter than the salt photo.
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Data1001 1 month ago
So what you're saying is, I just need to write a book, making up eyewitness accounts to every stage of evolution, and in 2000 years, you'll accept that as fact as well, yes?
PeepPeep the duck 1 month ago (edited)
“Thugg, of the denisovan people of the region that is now is known as Bali, discovered that the wings of some bird species have evolved rapidly, with examples including a 30-year study showing cliff swallows evolved shorter wings to avoid the wheel and studies finding smaller birds are evolving longer wings to adapt to climate change”
Load More Replies... Robert Benson 1 month ago
They talk about 500+ eyewitnesses, but I don't recall that anyone bothered to record those 500+ witness statements. If I say that 1000 people saw me do something amazing, I'm going to guess that people would want to have the names of those people and interview them.
sdorph 1 month ago
They need to look up recent research into how inaccurate eyewitness evidence can be
nottheactualphoto 1 month ago
The unreliability of eyewitness testimony has bee well known for decades. Of course, it's still admissible in court.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
The explanation is simple. Science does not rely on eyewitness testimony, as it is notoriously inaccurate.
#85
Thought This Belonged Here
Karma Black 1 month ago (edited)
I agree that I belong in the kitchen. My partner agrees that HE belongs in the kitchen. We both agree that WE belong in the kitchen, because we're grown-@ss adults; and grown-@ss adults know how to keep themselves from starving.
#86
Is That How Freedom Works?
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
Then why do a lot of conservative men get all excited about crypto, and buy Cybertrucks?
EJN 1 month ago
Cash is limited by exchange rates and value relative to gold or whatever. It has the potential to become valueless depending on market change. You are not free with cash at all. You are also not free with a tank of gas because it will run empty eventually and with your worthless cash you will be unable to fill up the tank and proceed.
#87
Simple Curiosity Makes You Christian Apparently?
Chich the witch 1 month ago
No, that's a polar bear saying 'WHAT THE F**K IS THIS THING DOING HERE?"
Jaya 1 month ago
"Hey! There was supposed to be a guy hanging up there! I was planning to eat him for lunch, who stole my Jesus?"
#88
Good ‘Ol Auntposting
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago
Because there isn't violence or justification for it in the Bible at all right? /S
Heir of Durin 1 month ago
Yikes. You might want to refresh yourself on what the Bible had to say about judging other people. 😬😬
EJN 1 month ago
You have all the opportunity to read it at home for hours. I personally found, as a child, that the more I read it and listened to adults who thought they knew what it meant, the more I realized that it was rather illogical and offered few answers for questions, and that explained why the adults were so stupid about something they claim is of paramount importance to them..
Michael Largey 1 month ago (edited)
That's why no prisons existed when Bibles were in schools.
Kelly Scott 1 month ago
And maybe if kids read the Bible in school, all that k*****g in that book would drive even more of them to prison, ya think?
#89
My Crazy Uncle Posted This…
Michael None 1 month ago
They bring new ideas and a desire to work hard and earn their citizenship. Also an appreciation for freedom (or what's left of it).
#90
Doctors Hate This One Trick
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
Funny how a lot of parents from that era have adult children who’ve gone no-contact. 🤷🏻♀️
Nils Skirnir 1 month ago
This kid looks as if from 1919, by the clothes. Pretty sure their parents are long, long gone!
Load More Replies... kansasmagic 1 month ago
I tried soap once because I saw it in "A Christmas Story" and wondered what the big deal was. I also stuck my tongue on a fence post in freezing weather. I advise neither.
#91
The Hidden Symbolism Of The Oreo
Jaya 1 month ago
12 rings, like the 12 months, meaning they have to be eaten all year round. It has an antenna, meaning you should eat them while watching TV too. They have square flowers, meaning you should also bring them when going for a hike or the park.
Data1001 1 month ago
Bit of interesting trivia: The Hydrox cookie pre-dated Oreos by several years. But Nabisco had better production facilities and threw more money into promotion, so they quickly overtook Hydrox. But I know I always thought Hydrox was the knock-off -- only to learn it was actually the other way around.
Remi (He/Him) 1 month ago
Also Hydrox is not a good name for cookies, would work for a cleaning agent way better
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Sam Trudeau 1 month ago
I feel like if you look that close at the cracks of the oreo, you're desperate.
#92
Those Chemtrails At It Again!!
UKDeek 1 month ago
Jewish space lasers... but don't tell anyone, as they are secret...
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Totally Your Average Oil Field
#94
Many Grown Men Can Work Out And Play Video Games
Chich the witch 1 month ago
what would be great is finding out that the guy in the first pic was actually gay :P
#95
Yeah, They Didn't Live Too Long Either
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
Caption: This prehistoric cave painting represents the Ug Tribe hunting down the wild lettuce.
Cougar Allen 1 month ago
They ate salads; they just didn't think it necessary to go deep into a cave and paint magic pictures to aid success in gathering plants.
#96
Terrible Truths
JB 1 month ago
Yeah, no. Attacking Georgia, annexing Crimea, and increasing Ukraine - that's not protecting their own, that's sticking their paws into the hornets nest. Sometimes I wonder if having a limited war in Ukraine is the right idea, because if Moldova, Georgia, Armenia, and anyone else who's sick of their meddling, if they all decided to team up and kick them in their respective theatres, Russia can't handle a war on that many fronts.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago
Sure, because it was the NATO that made Ukraine invade Russia and not Putin letting his army march into territory that doesn't belong to him...
SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
Putin (and Russians who go along with his ideas) needs to FOAD.
#97
Wow. Just Wow
Anthony Elmore 1 month ago
It bothers me to no end that there are members of the LGB portion that are against the TQ+ portion. It's easier to drop the TQ+ portion... but easier isn't the same thing as right.
Pandora 1 month ago (edited)
The A members (asexuals) are the group that has the least representation.
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Friendly neighborhood possum 1 month ago
Listen here, buddy... NOBODY makes BS like that out of Liz Climo's comics!
Data1001 1 month ago
I try to keep up, but as a straight person, I sometimes forget all the initials. I usually go with LGBTQIA+ -- is that good? (I'm not a big fan of labels, as I think they can be limiting and divisive, but I understand that there is community in certain labels. I just long for the day when they'll no longer be necessary.)
Jaya 1 month ago
Yeah, LGBTQIA+ is totally fine. Many of us in the LGBTQIA+ community ourselves say LGBTQIA+ or LGBTQ+ or even LGBTQ. Or just simply queer, because that's easier to say (although not everybody agrees with the term queer).
Load More Replies... PeepPeep the duck 1 month ago (edited)
It always comes back to the phallic aspect of this scenario. Almost like they are suppressing something 😂
#98
Latinx
Senjo Krane 1 month ago
Neither do I, but I don't think it's worth explaining. I live a simple life. I don't understand the majority of these posts. I'm just enjoying the comments from my fellow pandas.
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What
Jaya 1 month ago
This isn't just dumb, it's dangerous. This is not what happens AT ALL. The cartoonist is willingly spreading misinformation, and that misinformation actually affects trans people's lives, it leads to their rights being taken away, and leads to loads of suffering. Trans care saves lives.
#100
Washing Your Science Away
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago (edited)
Funny thing as - shocker - Science indeed constantly evolves further with everything we discover
kansasmagic 1 month ago
Ok, now explain how the Sun "stood still" according to those unchanging laws.
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
The laws of the universe do not evolve. Only our understanding of them evolves. Test results do change as technology becomes more precise, and we consider how the new data affects our initial conclusion. It might further support the conclusion. The conclusion might need revision...or abandonment. And we rejoice that we learned more about our reality.
EJN 1 month ago
What laws did God create? I seriously doubt that you can name any specific laws that are applicable to all things in the universe. Science admits it has a limitation to understanding the universe and is therefore open to change if it can be proved. Religion is not open to change and yet cannot even prove the existence of God.
Michael Largey 1 month ago
So your God can do anything, but He can't create an evolving universe?
#101
A True Patriot
Floor V 1 month ago
And he thinks he is honouring his country by doing this? They'll hire anybody in the army don't they? Oh, no... not anymore..🙄
Riccola Tesla 1 month ago
the only requirement is to have a pulse and a p***s and youre in. if you have only one of the two, theyll pretend youre in still but s******y a*****t you until you quit.
Load More Replies... PeepPeep the duck 1 month ago
🎶 you’ve reached the top, the pinnacle of dòùchedom, good going dòuçhe! “ 🎶 South Park
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????
FoxThatHasFennecaphobia 1 month ago
Out of curiosity, how the hell did he get the wall on his head?
JP 1 month ago
and is he supposed to have no arms? I don't get the symbolism at all
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 1 month ago
My dad loves this image because he sees himself as the guy on the right while I’m the other one. If I don’t do well on a test because the teacher herself didn’t correct it properly then I’m just cribbing and making up excuses 🙄
#103
20 Million Views
kansasmagic 1 month ago
Some people prefer to exercise around other people, or take a class, or run/ride a bike despite it being 110 degrees outside. What the f**k do you care?
UKDeek 1 month ago
Maybe those people in the gym live somewhere where they can't store a bike safely? Maybe they are in the gym because there is a range of equipment to use? Maybe they are in there because it is very hot / cold outside and they want some comfort? Maybe they have a personal trainer that coaches them on the ideal exercise for their body / fitness type? Maybe there is nowhere safe for them to cycle due to the time of day? Maybe it is just their choice?
#104
Aren't They Trying To Make "Handmaid's Tale" A Reality?
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
They can barely read modern English, never mind the thees, and thous, and begetting of the KJV.
Load More Replies... Kelly Scott 1 month ago
Yeeeeah, I just keep thinking of those nuns who a****d and k****d so many kids in those orphanages.
#105
Top Tier Boomer Meme
#106
Yeah That American Is Definitely 25
Anthony Elmore 1 month ago
They skipped the image that shows the father and mother take out their frustrations on their children because the parents felt the need to get married early regardless of whether or not it would result in a healthy marriage.
shg stewart 1 month ago
In what universe does a 25 year old American own a McMansion and a $100K truck?
Ace 1 month ago
I'm not even sure what they think their message is here. More importantly, perhaps, the 25-y-o American in reality cannot even afford to rent his own apartment, has crippling payments on his car, probably a shed-load of student loan debt, and no way could afford to get married at that age.
NoRestfortheQWERTY 1 month ago
Ah, the American guy is in a ballcap and a t-shirt. Real class.
Jaya 1 month ago
I kinda wish those groovy 70s wallpapers were still popular, they are awesome.
#107
Now They're Making Light Of A Serious Situation
Data1001 1 month ago
Nah, they'll just find a way to blame it on "the libs".
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Evolution Is A Lie!
Kelly Scott 1 month ago
There was an experiment done with fish that were striped because they live in reeds and need to camouflage to avoid predators. When predators were taken out of the tank, the stripes disappeared. When the predators were put back in the tank, the stripes reappeared so the fish could again camouflage among the reeds. That's adaptation and evolution right there and it didn't take millions of years. But you just can't tell some people anything.
#109
Men Smart Women Bad
Kelly Scott 1 month ago (edited)
I grew up with a dominating, big-t**d-in-a-little-toilet-bowl father who thought he would control everything I, his daughter, said and did. Explain to me why I would leave home at 17 to get away from him just to get married to the same kind of a*****e. Hint: I didn't, so don't even try your he-man b******t on me.
#110
What Has Science Ever Done For Us?
TotallyNOTAFox 1 month ago
Tell those people that humans need oxygen to survive and they'll probably stop breathing
#111
Found This In The Wild, Assume It Belongs Here
Nikki Sevven 1 month ago
Gee, I wonder why prosthetics look like the limbs they replace? How odd.
#112
This Is Something Else
Kelly Scott 1 month ago
I think those are cat scratches. My question is, why are they naked and why is one teenage girl missing a b**b?
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Pseudonym For An Author 1 month ago (edited)
Yeah, we’re different, whatcha gonna do about it? (Edit: clarity)
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Multa Nocte 1 month ago
Difficult to know how to respond to these. Upvote them because they are showing how incredibly ignorant and stupid religious and radical right wing people can be or downvote because they are so ignorant and hate-filled?
Data1001 1 month ago
Exactly. I just left them alone, no upvotes or downvotes -- only comments underneath.
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
I rolled my eyes so many times, I think they’re in the sockets completely backwards now. We live in an age of widespread intense stupidity.
Sly Schlang 1 month ago
I heard your eyes make squishi noises all the way over here, so I looked what's going in. Were mine just as loud?
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Gordon 1 month ago
Yeah, I get the impression that a flat-Earthering Trumper is responsible for this whole post/article.
Load More Replies... Pseudonym For An Author 1 month ago
The point of the article is that the memes are bad… right?
Multa Nocte 1 month ago
Difficult to know how to respond to these. Upvote them because they are showing how incredibly ignorant and stupid religious and radical right wing people can be or downvote because they are so ignorant and hate-filled?
Data1001 1 month ago
Exactly. I just left them alone, no upvotes or downvotes -- only comments underneath.
Load More Replies... SchadenFreudian Psychology 1 month ago
I rolled my eyes so many times, I think they’re in the sockets completely backwards now. We live in an age of widespread intense stupidity.
Sly Schlang 1 month ago
I heard your eyes make squishi noises all the way over here, so I looked what's going in. Were mine just as loud?
Load More Replies... Gordon 1 month ago
Yeah, I get the impression that a flat-Earthering Trumper is responsible for this whole post/article.
Load More Replies... Pseudonym For An Author 1 month ago
The point of the article is that the memes are bad… right?
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