Online Group Shares 50 “Terminally Stupid” People Showing How Dumb They Really Are
We’re all guilty of having done something dumb in the past. Things that sometimes keep us awake at night or make us cringe in the middle of the workday. Remember that idiotic thing that you did way back in middle school that made everyone laugh at you? Yeah, let’s spend the next four hours obsessing over it and imagining how things couldn’t have gone worse and how everyone’s probably still laughing at you. However, getting some perspective can set us free.
That’s where the r/TerminallyStupid subreddit, an online community with just over 121k members, comes in. The group documents the times when “terminally stupid” people were “dumb in a way that threatens their safety or someone else’s.” And the things they post are most likely miles worse than anything we’ve ever done.
We’re featuring some of their best pics, so grab yourself some popcorn and get ready to dive deep into the abyss that’s known as human stupidity. We hear that, much like the universe, it’s thought to be infinite.
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I See You're As Intolerant As You Are Stupid
Still, the fact that someone is writing in a foreign language is no reason to alert security. This was dumb on so many levels...
How Could Someone Even Begin To Think This Is How It Works?
We Make Changes That Don't Need To Happen:
The subreddit is fairly fresh. r/TerminallyStupid was founded in late February of 2019 and will be celebrating its third birthday in less than two months.
If you’re planning on becoming a member of the community, then you should keep the rules the moderators set out in mind. First things first, the content that you post has to match the spirit and direction of the subreddit itself. “Any post that does not have some terminally stupid person in them will be removed. This does not include posts about the subreddit itself,” the moderators explain that things have to be relevant.
*facepalms*
Flat Earth
To Destroy A Giant Snowman
Meanwhile, even though at the core of the subreddit lies the desire to poke fun at people who do really dumb stuff, the moderators still care about those people’s privacy. On that note, all names have to be blurred or scratched out so that they’re not readable. The same thing applies to license plates.
The only exceptions are public figures and famous people who we, obviously, know and can comment on their behavior openly as much as we like. However, this doesn’t mean that the focus should be on politics. “Please, No politics. This subreddit is not going to devolve into a fight between the left and right. Users found to be in violation of this rule will be banned,” r/TerminallyStupid’s mods warn.
We Are Always Eating Things We Shouldn't
This Employer
Well That Sucks
Previously, I interviewed Vanessa Bohns, an Associate Professor of Organizational Behavior at Cornell University. We spoke about embarrassment, knowledge blind spots, and how we should react when we make big blunders.
"We spend a lot of time and effort presenting an ideal version of ourselves to other people. When something happens that contrasts with the image we’ve been projecting—when we say or do something that shows we actually aren’t as graceful or as smart as we’d like people to believe—we feel embarrassed," Vanessa explained to Bored Panda what happens when our perception of how great we think we are doesn’t match reality.
Am Does Not Exist In The English Language!
Hmm...
Wow, Just Wow
Believe me this happens it really does - stupid but very entertaining!
"Discovering you were wrong about something most everyone else around you has long known to be true is one of those moments. In that moment we learn, 'Wait a minute, maybe I haven’t been presenting the image of being smart or worldly that I thought I was presenting all this time,' which is embarrassing,” the expert said.
It’s not all doom and gloom when it comes to embarrassment. In fact, it can be a very positive force. That is if we react accordingly.
Many Of Us Are Still Figuring Out This Whole Reproduction Thing
Great, now I'm thinking what their pajamas would look like
Load More Replies...Had a friend make a joke/or maybe was serious I dont know: rather insensitive one though so dont go guns blazing on me. They actually thought babies races depend on when they were conceived...like if its night then a black kid and if its day then a white kid...we couldnt agree on alit of things.
Yep, had a few buddies growing up swearing up and down that the if the baby had darker skin tone, then mom and dad had sex during the night and so on. It never crossed their minds that 99% of us were Snow White white....🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...Oh. Dear. And I thought the "having sex standing up keeps you from getting pregnant" nonsense was bad.
I knew a girl who *swore* up and down that "you can't get pregnant on your birthday because that's when you were born." She was like 23 at the time. Plot twist: her dad and stepmom were borderline fundamental religious born-agains...
Load More Replies...Must be kidding. Please let them be kidding. They seem to have sperm confused with tadpoles.
Wait, what.. there's a difference? So how do you play adult leap-frog?
Load More Replies...If this is not a joke, then I volunteer to pay for perpetual contraception for the OP. This level of intelligence should not be raising kids.
Even if they were asleep, getting catapulted at high speed from the testicles into the vagina would probably wake them up.
Is this like landing on the sun when it's night so the sun won't be hot?
But some sperm work nights, surely? They do shifts on some sort of rota system, I think.
I think governments ought to look into providing some degree of sexual education in schools. If they call it "sex ed", that'll make it sound hip and cool and kids will want to attend so they can find stuff out, like how to have a bath when you're pregnant, when spermatozoa actually do sleep and other cool stuff like orgasms, clitoris', gender...... (They walk among us!)
I had a friend that said if you pee after sex it washes the sperm away and you won't get prego...
Well. It is good to pee after sex so she got that right...(has obviously nothing to do with getting pregnant or not though)
Load More Replies...She is special someone help before she creates a whole lot of special people
LMAO Y'all know the bf told her that so he didn't have to wear anything. Just wow she believed that (told or not)
This must be the 21st century's version of "you can get pregnant from a toilet seat"
In the past when I had a question I either asked my parents, teachers or the books I had access to....we now have the internet to look for things, why do some people don´t do their research?
Oh god. I cannot quite comprehend this. I'm actually being thick because I simply cannot understand how stupid some people can be.
They must sleep in dormitories. I can't see there being enough room in there for single bedrooms.
A lot of these posts are not about stupidity but about lack of real education.
She thinks sperm sleep at night? Well, she'll be in for a rude awakening
You'd imagine if you where that stupid, you would think that the sperm would wake up for the orgasm, but IDK.
That's got to be the most boring sex ever. Sperm are like firemen. That alarm goes off and the are moving out of that hose before you've even had a chance to get a groove going. Then that triathlon swim event. When the alarm clock for work goes off they are sleeping. They earned it.
I remember when public education actually educated rather than indoctrinate. SMH.....
This why the movie Idiocracy is a real possibility. Not only do these people reproduce but they reproduce a lot and at some point in the future the whole population will be completely stupid.
In your case, love, I think abstinence is the best way. We wouldn't want your chromosomes spreading now, would we?
A couple had 10 children and the mother was worn out physically and emotionally. Dr. called and ask the couple to come in and discuss birth control. Husband refused to use condoms, so he suggested birth control foam. 2 months later and she is pregnant again. He asks if they used the foam, and the husband said yes, but it tasted terrible.
*sings* "Soft spermy, warm spermy. Little ball of sperm, Happy spermy, sleepy spermy, Sperm, sperm sperm... Hey don't slam that! I finally got the boys down for their sleep!"
Please! Please! This isn't true! Dont let this lady have another child. Hell, dont let her have sex , just in case.
Keep the government out of Sex Ed. This country has never been able to talk about sex without embarrassment, judgement, misinformation and as a result, we have parents who, have abandoned their own children because of sexual questions they feel shame for even having. Reality has made "influencers" out of teens having babies, teens pregnant just like mom, and neither one know it, people from two entirely different worlds "falling in love" and boiling like rabbits and not even realizing they produced a living breathing human that is more a little p mmc
Oops. It is possible to be responsible when having sex. Shame and guilt for the act is how we, yes WE, create the twisted souls that kill the very women they violate. Animals don't kill for sport, they parent their young to survive. We preach abstinence and cheat on our partners. Wedding vows don't mean a thing. $15,000 gowns and the
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Grown Adult Doesn’t Understand How Rainbows Work
“One thing that’s interesting about embarrassment is that, for as much as we might experience it as painful in the moment, it’s actually very socially adaptive. Being embarrassed signals to other people that you care about what they think. And that actually draws people in to you,” Vanessa said.
“So blushing, burying your head in your hands, laughing, acknowledging how embarrassing something was, are all totally healthy ways to react,” Vanessa said that we shouldn’t feel embarrassed about feeling embarrassed. In fact, trying to hide our embarrassment can actually backfire on us.
I Love Reptiles, Too...
Just Give It A Snorkel
Just Don’t Buy It?
Free healthcare should be a human right, not a way to profit from misery.
“The unhealthy way to react is to pretend you’re not embarrassed, that you didn’t make a mistake, or to get angry. Those things undo the positive effect of embarrassment typically has on other people by conveying insincerity and pushing people away rather than drawing them in,” she said. In short, owning up to having done something downright dumb and incredibly stupid by embracing our embarrassment is the mature, emotionally healthy way to react. Trying to hide the fact that we messed up, however, won’t win us any friends.
Brexit At A Whole New Level
Locked Out
Jesus....
This Guy
Wow. Just Opened Themselves Up For All The Jokes
I swear, every time I read these kinds of things, some of my brain cells commit suicide :(
Excuse Me Ma'am...that's Not How That Works...
Dumba**
"Just sitting here.....eating popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in..."
15 Idiots Decided To Park On A Frozen Lake During 45 Degree Weather
Damn Bumbledoofus
Free
I would like to think that behind the grey boxes it says "ninjas". Damn ninjas stealing condoms. Yep. I'm going to go with that.
No Matter How Unsafe It Sounds
Oh America
we in the UK celebrate the 4th of July as the day we banished you from the empire
This Idiot Who Was Going Over 80mph With They’re Dog Not Secured To The Back Of The Truck. I Called The Nhp On Them. It Was Scared To Death. I Was Afraid I Was Going To See A Dog Smear On The Side Of I-80
Everything Is Food To Us:
This Guys Asking The Important Questions!
No sir you must upgrade to a compatible windows ten mouse pad which costs 50% more!
Just So Wrong In So Many Ways....
We Take Dumb Risks
I Have No Words
And thank God the rest of us have freeways to hold the diseases at bay! /s
We Have No Idea How To Stay Healthy
Some anti-vaxxer once said to a friend of mine "I won't take the vaccine. I'd rather die healthy" like wtf!!
Kids And Their Cell Phones
Mind Blowing
We Are Powerless To Things That Look Like Chocolate
Grown A** Man Got His Finger Stuck In The Wall At Chipotle
My Brother Put A Chopping Board Under The Pizza To Catch The Stuff It Drops
Friend Of Mine Started Their Day Off Poorly
We Confuse Syrup And Sanitizer
Wondered why I had the urge to lick my fingers after sanitizing my hands!
We Are A Little Too Eager To Play With Mysterious Substances
"I accidentally broke my thermometer and this liquid came out. It's so fun to play with !"
I'm calling shenanigans on this one. That's far more mercury than you'd get in the average thermometer.
Where Is Gordon Ramsey When You Need Him
Ice Isn’t Real And Snow Is Made Of Chemtrails
Painted Himself In A Corner
Wasn't Paying Attention While Painting And Drinking Tea, Guess Which One I Just Took A Sip Of?
Never Bake Cookies In A Crop Top
I don't see how this one belongs here. It's an accident, and the poster is fully aware of the silliness of it.
‘How Can I Heal This Naturally?’
Also, medical care is super affordable in Costa Rica. Not only do they have a good public health care system, the private health care is of such a high quality and low price, it's one of the most common "Medical Tourism" destinations around.
Anything
Sandpaper To The Windshield
Did you know, the fast iCharge function of every new iPhone from iPhone12 upward, allows you to fully charge your completely flat battery in just two minutes on High setting in the microwave?
I Wish I Had 64 Subscribers So I Could Drop Out Of College And Quit My Job
“Let’s Think Of An Argument Against Vaccines.” “Jesus!”
Jesus also didn't live in a house with running water and electronics, or wear printed t-shirts. I guess it's back to the desert for you little lady.
For Some Reason
Anticipating the color of blue they'll be when their lungs shoot craps.
A Friend Sent Me This Picture Today
We Have Zero Money Management Skills
A Girl At My School Used Her iPhone To Keep A Door Open
Lanyard Caught On The Handle And My Keys Swung Inside The Door As I Closed It. Stupidest Way To Lock Yourself Out?
My Friend Tried To Take A Bite Of An Apple, He Enjoyed A Mouth Full Of Foam
When They Make The Power For The Security Camera Exposed...
@ Brain Bennet: On BP you have to clearly mark when you're joking or being sarcastic. A lot of pandas would do each and everything in this topic without a worry in the world.
And They Are Connected How?
Someone Needs A Chemistry Lesson...
Facepalm
We're Always Putting Our Heads Where They Don't Belong
Dumb Activities
You F**king What Mate?
I Mean, Anything
We're Very, Very Slow To React
Ah, another Mr./Ms. "I can't even make toast without setting something on fire".
Underage Guys Show Up Drunk To Bail Out Underage Drunk Friend
My Brother Ate 3 Slices Of This Bread Before Turning The Lights On To See Why It Tasted Funny
Cooking With Engine Oil
If He Wasn't Before He Is Now
Rip
No death was reported though. Original from 2017 but resurfaced 2020 with death mentioned by online columnist, not news channel. https://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/south-african-pastor-encouraged-worshippers-to-drink-rat-poison/BQ7V5KE5Y57XGIISLFKDF46BDE/
I'm Loosing Faith In Humanity By The Day
I Realize This Could Be Taken As Political Because Of The Hat, But I’m Not Trying To Be. I’m Mostly Annoyed About The Mask. Like, You’re So Close Man! Just A Little Lower!
When You’re Willing To Risk Your Safety And Life For A Few Likes On Instagram
“But I Can’t Park In The Handicap Space, I Don’t Have A Placard. That Would Be Illegal”
But it's totally OK to block 2 handicap spaces by parking like a demented Brussels sprout without a driver's license.
We Have No Idea How To Handle Cooking
"I ALMOST BURNT MY HOUSE DOWN"
Just What Hell
I'm not convinced this is true. There has been an urban legend around since the '90s about a cleaner at a hospital unplugging the life support to plug in the floor polisher. The story supposedly took place at a hospital in South Africa, but follow-ups showed it never happened. Then a few years later I saw the same story on the news (here in South Africa) about it happening it Zimbabwe. It never happened!
Comparing Trying To Keep Possibly Deadly Diseases Spreading Because Of Their Stupidity To Segregation
We'll Get To Those After We Take Down All Churches Because Of The Crusades...
I'm An Idiot... Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped
Why Is Snapchat So Stupid
Did They Even Go To School??? And How Would This Be Racist
Screenshot
The only way I could see this working is if you took a screenshot then drew where the cracks were
I Don’t Have The Smartest Friends In The World
Men Cause C*****
I'm Starting To Think This View Isn't Worth Golfers Aiming Directly At Our Homes
Found In The Washington Post
Speakers
A Little Something From R/Mgtow
I don't think this should be here... Lighthearted stupidity is one thing, some of these entries are a little morbid, but this is disgusting and rather disturbing to read. It's not stupidity, it's a deliberate denial of reality with fake statistics for the purposes of making women seem inferior and giving 'reasons' to hate them (and possibly to ignore any r*pe accusations because 'its just made up, you can't trust them.) A completely different kind of horror that the other posts
I'm not sure how many are stupid, how many are (bad) jokes, and how many are just cases where we all have that "brain fart" moment. That said, my one friend homeschooled her kid so brilliantly (note: sarcasm) that he's a flat-earther. In the US Air Force.
so he's never noticed the curvature of the earth at 40 000 feet? weird.
Load More Replies...Admitting ones own stupidity is the most intelligent thing one can do.
Azam is admitting their stupidity yet i still do not believe they are intelligent
Load More Replies...Some people really just haven't heard the life lessons the rest of us have. Case in point a flatmate at my first flat, whom I found trying to pry her stuck toast out of the toaster with a solid metal butter knife. Honestly it was so on the nose I thought she was pranking me for a split second then I saw the toaster elements were on 🤦♀️ she was ok, I screamed and thankfully she jumped but dropped the knife (I didn't scream on purpose)
I have been told since I was a child to never put metal in the toaster, and I always took it to heart. And yet every single freaking time something gets stuck in the toaster, I grab a fork or knife and get about an inch away from sticking it in there before I suddenly remember and stop myself. All of us are complete effin' idiots sometimes.
Load More Replies...The nice thing about reposts is, we can take them back out and enjoy them again next year. Many of these are quite traditional by now.
Yeah I kinda like the reposts. A lot of people don’t but I still like them
Load More Replies...This makes me feel better about all the brain fart moments I've been having recently.
i always laugh at these, but i've had my moments as well: I've picked up a curling rod by the hot part, thought Vermont wasn't a real state and was made up for the movie White Christmas until I was there (13 years old), got onto the neighbor's roof and sat on the glass skylight with a crack in it (thankfully I didn't fall through), and thrown a glass Christmas ornament to someone who was not actually there (it was me, in a mirror. i threw a glass ornament to my own reflection. needless to say the ornament did not make it.)
I just love these- it brings out my sarcastic bent, my bitchiness, and I can be as stupid as you comments. thanks Bored Panda - More please!
sometimes it a case of receiving a poor education either through parents or the school system rather than stupidity
Who's dumber, the subjects of these posts, or the ones in the comments who apparently aren't bright enough to figure out that most of them are jokes or trolls?
Had a patient before, she is on her 30's. She told me that she is tired of coughing and don't like the taste of the phlegm. I told her to cough it out and spit it and she said that the previous nurse never told her that.
I've got mixed feelings about this post. First I want to really like and care about humans. Then I read this post and start to feel despair. Is this just bad education or genuine stupidity?
I'm pretty sure that I've been in online debates with most of these people.
I used to think gamma rays were something invented by Marvel and that they weren’t a real thing
So these customers intend to spend thousands on a new car (which probably took years to save, or will take years to pay back the loan), and you think it's stupid of them to shop around and take their time to consider their expensive purchase? You are, essentially, saying that impulse-buying would be the smarter move.
Load More Replies...I'm not sure how many are stupid, how many are (bad) jokes, and how many are just cases where we all have that "brain fart" moment. That said, my one friend homeschooled her kid so brilliantly (note: sarcasm) that he's a flat-earther. In the US Air Force.
so he's never noticed the curvature of the earth at 40 000 feet? weird.
Load More Replies...Admitting ones own stupidity is the most intelligent thing one can do.
Azam is admitting their stupidity yet i still do not believe they are intelligent
Load More Replies...Some people really just haven't heard the life lessons the rest of us have. Case in point a flatmate at my first flat, whom I found trying to pry her stuck toast out of the toaster with a solid metal butter knife. Honestly it was so on the nose I thought she was pranking me for a split second then I saw the toaster elements were on 🤦♀️ she was ok, I screamed and thankfully she jumped but dropped the knife (I didn't scream on purpose)
I have been told since I was a child to never put metal in the toaster, and I always took it to heart. And yet every single freaking time something gets stuck in the toaster, I grab a fork or knife and get about an inch away from sticking it in there before I suddenly remember and stop myself. All of us are complete effin' idiots sometimes.
Load More Replies...The nice thing about reposts is, we can take them back out and enjoy them again next year. Many of these are quite traditional by now.
Yeah I kinda like the reposts. A lot of people don’t but I still like them
Load More Replies...This makes me feel better about all the brain fart moments I've been having recently.
i always laugh at these, but i've had my moments as well: I've picked up a curling rod by the hot part, thought Vermont wasn't a real state and was made up for the movie White Christmas until I was there (13 years old), got onto the neighbor's roof and sat on the glass skylight with a crack in it (thankfully I didn't fall through), and thrown a glass Christmas ornament to someone who was not actually there (it was me, in a mirror. i threw a glass ornament to my own reflection. needless to say the ornament did not make it.)
I just love these- it brings out my sarcastic bent, my bitchiness, and I can be as stupid as you comments. thanks Bored Panda - More please!
sometimes it a case of receiving a poor education either through parents or the school system rather than stupidity
Who's dumber, the subjects of these posts, or the ones in the comments who apparently aren't bright enough to figure out that most of them are jokes or trolls?
Had a patient before, she is on her 30's. She told me that she is tired of coughing and don't like the taste of the phlegm. I told her to cough it out and spit it and she said that the previous nurse never told her that.
I've got mixed feelings about this post. First I want to really like and care about humans. Then I read this post and start to feel despair. Is this just bad education or genuine stupidity?
I'm pretty sure that I've been in online debates with most of these people.
I used to think gamma rays were something invented by Marvel and that they weren’t a real thing
So these customers intend to spend thousands on a new car (which probably took years to save, or will take years to pay back the loan), and you think it's stupid of them to shop around and take their time to consider their expensive purchase? You are, essentially, saying that impulse-buying would be the smarter move.
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