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Tastefully offensive—what a delightful oxymoron. Causing someone to feel resentful, upset, or annoyed in an appropriate manner that shows good aesthetic judgment. Cheers to that! Oh, was it a bit confusing? Don’t worry, the following tweets and memes will embody the meaning. 

Shared by the Social Media Page "Tastefully Offensive," these bits of human communication add some much-needed spice to our daily lives, especially when they reflect the more chaotic aspects of what it means to be a human in 2023. Or at least, what’s left of us… 

Upvote your favorites, leave comments with your thoughts (and jokes, because we all need a laugh or two), and make sure to check out the previous article Bored Panda did on this page; it’ll have more funny bits, so you might want to clickity-clack on that hyperlink. Now let’s get into the madness! 

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Life is a complex bucket full of unknowns. You put your hand into the murky water, continuously wondering what you’ll find. Some days it’s a few golden coins; other times it’s a slimy electric eel that’s not too happy to be disturbed. Thing is, you can’t avoid shoving your hand in it, elbow-deep, as it is part of the human experience. 

Those said experiences can be very nicely summed up in 280 characters or less, as over 368 million monthly active users worldwide do so on a daily basis. Twitter is the place to be if you want to get immersed in chaos, but for those of us that can’t handle the extent of it, this social media page called “Tastefully Offensive” shares the most painfully relatable tweets out there. 

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more and more I read to my son the more I realize I need to learn to talk. Archipelago was one of the recent ones

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    The page’s slogan is “The True Memeing Of Life.” But what is it actually like to be a human? What is the purpose of it all? Is there a purpose at all to be sat in front of your glowy screen, using your hands to swipe across a bit of glass for hours on end, just to get a hit of happiness? Lots of questions, and I don’t know if we’ll find any answers, but let’s try!

    The “human condition” can be defined as the features and key events of human life, including birth, learning, emotion, aspiration, morality, conflict, and death. Sometimes it is even referred to as the meaning of life, and, not surprisingly, this topic has intrigued and perplexed the minds of philosophers, religious figures, and scientists alike. 

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    Buddhism teaches that existence is a perpetual cycle of suffering, death, and rebirth from which humans can be liberated via the Noble Eightfold Path. Meanwhile, many Christians believe that humans are born in a sinful condition and are doomed in the afterlife unless they receive salvation through Jesus Christ.

    Philosophers have provided many perspectives on the meaning of life. Many know of René Descartes’ quote, “I think, therefore I am.” He believed the human mind, particularly its faculty of reason, to be the primary determiner of truth. One modern school, existentialism, attempts to resolve an individual’s sense of disorientation and confusion in a universe believed to be absurd. 

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    I think I’m hilarious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix movies need to make more sense while I’m scrolling on my phone and not actually paying attention

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear those kind of people hover their hands over the horn the moment they stop at a red light. It’s the only explanation for how quick the blow it the moment the light goes green

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    Perhaps more fundamental concepts summarize the more universal aspects of the human condition: 1. An awareness of the inevitability of suffering and death, 2. An understanding of evil and sin, and 3. The recognition of an intelligent being who intervenes in human affairs. 

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    The more we grow, the more of these we realize, as well as the absolute fact of how fragile life is. There is, inherent in the human condition, an uneasiness as we search for peace and calm. As William James says, “There is something wrong about us as we naturally stand.” Material possessions, no matter how plentiful, cannot make us happy, and thus, we search for more. 

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    EvilNob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When kiss of Poseidon turns into kiss of Elsa.

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And started calling him dad. 🥹

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    On the other side of the same coin, we have nihilism, a philosophy that rejects generally accepted or fundamental aspects of human existence, such as objective truth, knowledge, morality, values, or meaning. Essentially, life is meaningless, human values are baseless, and knowledge is impossible. 

    It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. Among philosophers, Friedrich Nietzsche is most often associated with nihilism. For Nietzsche, there is no objective order or structure in the world except what we give it. 

    A common thread in the literature of the existentialists is coping with the emotional anguish arising from our confrontation with nothingness, and they expended great energy responding to the question of whether surviving it was possible. Passionate commitment, be it to conquest, creation, or whatever, is itself meaningless. Welcome to nihilism.

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    Ryan Winters
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then forgetting that and putting it in the sink where it promptly gets something nasty on it

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like the cinema any more. I always need to have a wee at some point, it's too loud, the snacks cost too much, it all costs too much, I can't pause it, the seats are uncomfortable and there are other people there.

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    Crouching hippo hidden panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg me too! I’m always shocked and confused that it’s red. Maybe “vert verde” in other languages throws me off.

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    The question of our existence is complex and multifaceted, as one would expect such a question to be—wherever you look, there will be a theory as to what your life should aspire to be, or not be. So choose one and run with it. At the end of the day, we can live another day for some juicy Twitter content and good laughs with a cup of coffee. 

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    As you continue scrolling through this list, make sure you upvote your favorites, leave some comments along the way, and make sure to have a day full of happiness! 'Til the next one! 

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, here me out... Cereal tasting

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PREACH! At this point we should get a petition going

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    mayaexists
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought this said cancer development at first

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaand there’s the existential crisis I mentioned in a previous comment. So if you’ll excuse me

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds a lot more wholesome than when I google to see how many cast members are dead. Everyone dead = a bingo! Scull! (In my defence, I do watch a great many old b&w movies).

    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lovely past time, Uncanny. I used to count the missing cats in the "lost pet" section of the newspaper's classifieds. I was a simple child.

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    The Blinking Duck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that DURING the movie. Wonder why I never know what's going on

    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually press pause to google the cast

    Remi (He/Him)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, pause, do it when the movie has a slow moment, same really

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    Sweetie Dahling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's usually to look up what I recognize the actors from. And while I'm on IMDB I read the movie trivia because I always need more useless facts to fill my brain with

    Seabeast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too. Drives my partner nuts. "Hey, do you know that this actor was also in OtherMovie back in 2006?"

    C Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually do that without looking it up lol

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    Mystery Egg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what I love about Amazon Prime is that if you wiggle the mouse, the names of the actors appears on screen. Saves so much time googling who they are before you start googling them, themselves.

    C Cat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only thing I like about Prime Video

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    LeeAnne B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how tall they are and what the movie cost to make vs box office nett and whether I thought it was a good deal for the investors and also if the actor was difficult to work with. I will then announce my findings. To my two cats if they're around.

    Doug Spearman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or what they look like naked. Umm my friend does that. Not me. Ever.

    Naesil 🇫🇮
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to comment, that everyone seems to have at least wholesome issues when watching stuff.. I see attractive person and I google to see if they have done nude scene before 😁

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    sofacushionfort
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I learned that the carhop in Happy Days was the granddaughter of George S. Kaufman. Learning new things prevents dementia, and I just don’t have the patience to do that with Sodoku.

    Rob Williams
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post? I check out IMDb while I'm watching it!

    imontape
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pause the movie to do this and if its on tv i miss half of the movie because of it lol

    Lunar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that while on movie that i might missed some important plots

    Widdershins66
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always DURING the film lol, especially trivia and goofs. So much so, I have to admit that I haven't actually "watched" the film!

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    Nat of Clan P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this but with IMDB for the trivia (and to see who people are married to). Lol. My husband asks what I'm doing to which I reply "Just having a geek".

    Mary Ballard-Johansson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post-movie? I have it up and running before the opening credits are done.

    J
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that's a pause the film and google it move.

    Terra Raizor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess everyone has their thing..

    Cydney Golden
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually do that while I watch the movie.

    Pamela Engbaek Parker
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually discover a new (to me) actor in the movie and suddenly NEED to see EVERYTHING they have been in or produced

    Janet Graham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who they used to married to, who has babies with who, and so on.

    Shari Nevels
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont care who they're married to. I have to google and find out what other movie they were in that i recognize them from.

    Melissa Hamed
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck I go onto IMDb and just try to figure out who everybody is much less who their married to.

    Adam El Helweh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spongebob is married to karen... awkward

    Marco Richter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until you do the same on animated movies

    Linziaj
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imdb every movie for trivia after it ends haha

    Kitti B.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post movie? I'm doing it DURING the entire movie :D

    SmooshyFries
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I do during as well! Love IMBD for always having the info I need mid movie like what else were they in and of course, who are they married to

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I generally have a second tab open to IMDb so I can pause to scratch that itch, 'damn it, I know them from something'.

    Kellie Robinson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, "Where have I seen that actor/heard their voice before?" *Googles their entire career and misses the rest of the movie*

    Vicki Doggurl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the googling during the movie!!

    Ekaterina S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it in between watching the movie.

    Higgleton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to select random names from the production crew credits eg 2nd assistant to grip and spy on their LinkedIn. I feel like the actors get all the glory, I want to see how Bob from make-up got to where he is today.

    Alya
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just check their age and height.

    Purple Gerbil
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is looking up the trivia on IMDb

    Doug the Special one
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a channel that shows the b&w silent films like Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton etc?

    BasedWang12.7
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE to IMDB a movie the day of or after I see it to see what "trivia" there is or stupid s**t I missed

    A S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually stay on Google long enough to find out who everyone is married to but that's not why I search Google right after. My original intent is to find out what other movie/show that I know one of the actors from. That's the part that's been bugging me the entire movie!

    Shannen Spence
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always google the synopsis so I know if I want to see it. I wasted 2 hours on movies that I thought were something Never again will I watch a move without knowing the plot

    Nadine Bamberger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that faces name, where do I know them from, what was the plot of the thing I know them from again, where has it been filmed and what the heck happened on screen, I haven't been paying attention fir the last 88 minutes.

    Billy Fay
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend does it during the movie and then asks me a hundred times what's going on

    Detective Miller's Hat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll look up the cast so I can spend the next 6 months watching every single film Ewon Rheon has ever appeared in.

    Jill Bussey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this and found Superman (Henry Cavill) is younger than my son. I. am. so. old.

    ButFirstCoffee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me. Recently googling Martin Freeman, Karl Urban, Billy Boyd... yup, watched Lord of the Rings

    Alicia M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care who they're married to but I always Google to see what else they've been in.

    That One Quiet Kid
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After watching animated movies, I Google the voice actors to see where I've heard their voice before

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it "let go" when I clearly haven't lost anything?

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    Chez2202
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you free to come and sort my house out now that you’ve finished your Spring cleaning?

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit BP, now I'm never gonna hear this song without thinking of this!

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    Nat of Clan P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun Fact: In the UK, they used to be called Opal Fruits until they changed it to Starburst. And Snickers was Marathon. Anyone else remember that?

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys. I think I found my lost brethren JORDAN COME BACK THE TROOPS NEED YOU

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    Anon Ymous
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently ignoring a show on Netflix to scroll BP 😅

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    Sarah
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German, it's brutal [Brutto (Gross)] to see what you could've earned!

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    Lizz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone see "The glass onion"?

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo guys, I found this cool glitch. I hope the Earth devs don't patch it soon

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. The price of eating out is going up just as much.

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    I think I’m hilarious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tastes better straight out of the bucket. When it’s still hard. With a fork.

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    Dan Padgett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... Isn't that normal? It is right?..... Right?!

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    Hotdogking
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t get me started on those moments when it’s just like: I’m very sore right now. Me: what, why? My body: 🤷

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    SealOfDisapproval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the Savo region of Finland, this is called a kalakukko, which translates to fish-rooster. It's not really a pocket though, but a big loaf-sized rye bread filled with fish an pork.

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    EvilNob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell us you are from the US without telling us you are from the US.

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my perfect ending. As such, not gonna happen...

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    Scp_049
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time I even OPEN my emails is when I'm signing up for something, like making an account on a gaming website, and they send a verification email.

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    indiecognition
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depravity like that will take you down a rocky road

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    Little Wonder
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first aid officer at my last job was scared of blood, so I did all the blood stuff. Her answer to this question would have been a firm "maybe".

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how his tied-back hair gets more and more discombobulated as the glasses builds go on XD

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    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what you are getting with a Holiday Inn, Airbnb is too much of a gamble for me.

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    A Wild Bean
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was holding three of them and they all went off simultaneously and I may have panicked a little 😅

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    Mona Stevenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. I usually feel resentment and impending boredom in those three minutes.

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOooo! You have to say hello to everyone as you enter. That's how it works in Switzerland, at least. So civilised.

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    all 4 paws
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if next year were gonna be laughing at this or crying at this, i should set a reminder for myself lol

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a moment like this early in my career. Basically some guy came by and asked me what was going on. Went off about how messed up things were and how I was trying to fix it but no one would listen. Ended up getting promoted. Can guess who it was

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rawdog just creates such a vivid X X X picture in my head.

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    Chez2202
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll send you my number. Never had a bad conversation about cereal.

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way! Arms are too short. May have dictated though...

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    Captain Kyra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was day one for my husband, the man just turns his brain off and goes to sleep?! I can't and I'm jealous

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spaghetti with... m e a t b a l l

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shouldn't really matter who bangs who (as long as all participants give consent).

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeans pre-ripped have always brought out my disapproval and that will never change.

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is going on in that profile picture?!

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    PigSquatch
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck I do that now, no sense spending money on hotdog or hamburger buns and eat two just to toss the rest. Waste of money

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conveniently the cereal box is sized perfectly to fill up the hot tub

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    Katy McMouse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My baby sister got kicked out of her Kung Fu class because somehow she got too good for her age and kinda injured a grown man. They said that she was too young to learn proper control. She's 42 and we're still waiting on that.

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    I think I’m hilarious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying "my life sucks" when things go wrong: - self-deprecating - depressing - makes you sad Saying "Spinosaurus Aegyptiacus wouldn't want this for me" when things go wrong: - motivating - makes you think about Spinosaurus - reminds you that Spinosaurus cares for you (I stole this from a meme but it felt relevant)

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    Jo314129
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always forget my employee ID number, or any passwords that were not written down (because I just knew I would remember them).

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    I think I’m hilarious
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation for all dogs on BP: woof bark arf arf woof-woof barrrrk

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow still there are 6 chips in there and half are broken

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget all the delicious coffee

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    Lesley Relph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I saw an interview (Graham Norton I think) Ehen she revealed it was made up by her parents. Can't remember her real name but it's an embellishment

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOO! Please don't stir the conspiracy theorists up more!

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I head straight for all various forms of social media, and with shaking hands and dread filled heart check what hammered me was up to last night and whether I’ll need to change my name and move to Siberia. Delete! Delete! 😳😂

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    SealOfDisapproval
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a green pig who has just finished building a nice castle.

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    Amanda Rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always forget what got shoved up there when I first moved. Can't find x item? Mystery cabinet!

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    Fabian Bernard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend is like that, I stopped playing because it raised too much drama

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this with my puppy, who is half German Shepherd. If you've ever owned a GSD, you know that they absolutely do talk back XD

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    Rocke-Road
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BA DA DEE DA BE DAA DA BA DEE DA BE DAA

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    Jason
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me about 3x to determine which was which

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    Thomas Bentley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Not to do with Food and Health/ Housing/ and What Would Happen if a Toddler was Trying to Get Someone into Space, respectively.

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    JoMeBee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about zoom meeting that must include the two old balcony muppet guys and their commentary throughout?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need more Scooby snacks if I am going to finish reading this thread.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I can tell, their only purposes are to fulfill masochists and slow down consumption.

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    Lunar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is 'jelly' here actually means 'jam'?

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