The season when we all wish we’d worked a little harder in the gym and booked our vacations in advance is officially here. However, with the summer also comes all the pleasures (and pains) it brings. If we look past the chafing thighs, scorching leather seats, and becoming the main course for mosquitos, summer is a lot of fun. And the funniest tweets about summer capture that perfectly!
Funny summer tweets, be they from the summer of 2012 or last year, stay relatable because what we love (or hate) about the summer doesn’t change throughout the years. Hence, it should come as no surprise that some older funny tweets about summer would be floating around on the Internet right in time for the season. Also, it’s very unlikely that our means of breaking the summer heat will ever change, and relatable tweets about summertime back this up.
Thus, let’s embrace the season when having ice cream for dinner and watermelon for breakfast becomes acceptable cuisine because there is no damn way we will be standing by the hot oven or chilling by the pan this summer. To retrace or take a peek into what the future holds for us, let’s look at some hilarious tweets about summer and the joys (and pains) of it.
Below we’ve compiled a list of funny tweets about summer that, to a certain degree, we all can relate to. And if you are a proud mama or papa, you may be glad to find some funny parenting tweets there, too! As always, upvote the tweets about summer you enjoyed or could relate to, and let us know in the comments what your favorite (or least favorite) thing about the season is!
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OH MY GOD. Free day on the last day of work. Office chair races, paper football tournaments, trashketball tournaments, wine and beer on tap...Yes please
As a teenager, I used to hide my purse in a tampax box when I went to swim at the beach. Worked a treat.
Or as five minute crafts told me, I can rip apart a hair brush to put some money inside
Take a baby nappy with you (clean one 😉) and wrap your stuff in a nappy as if it was full and ready to be thrown in a bin. Put it with your other stuff like snacks etc so no one too eager to clean accidentally throws it to the bin. Other than that I doubt anyone would want to unwrap a used baby nappy 😝
This usually only works if you have younger kids with you at the beach but wrap your phone and keys ect inside a diaper and nobody will suspect let alone touch it. Lol
Who, I mean who looks under the towel, it is the perfect hiding place
Y'all can't just go to the beach to relax? No phones (definitely don't need $) just wear bathing and bring a towel !!
Sounds good but unrealistic to leave all valuables at home if you want to spend the day there but don't live very close to the beach
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Ok first get a 4 zip lock bags. Put keys in wallet in first bag. Then second bag, 3rd bag and then 4 bag.Then put it in swim trucks pocket. Use safety to close pocket. There you go dry wallet and keys
Who's knocking on my window?? Oh it's just a big june bug thinking at some point my glass is going to disappear
Yeah but by the time you get there you’re just handing them a bag of water and it’s not even that cold anymore
"Today, only 1 kid was eaten alive by a bear, and only 2 received rabies from the family of squirrels who live in the westward oak..."
My parents stayed in their chairs day drinking and yelling at us from the shore...
He forgot to add "trip" to the list, especially if it was five hours to get to the campsite
Parent: who wants to be buried alive and left for dead! Kid: see Ryan Reynolds post.
It's the storage elves; they're tricky little buggers that love to mess with us
Probably counter productive tbh bc of the effort it takes to waggle the sandwich around
I was watching some children at field day as a teachers helper and they were rubbing two sticks together apparently I wasn’t supposed to mention flint and steel or teach them the proper technique
tbh with kids there is no vacation, it is their vacation not yours.
As long as she's happy and accounted for, enjoy! Pass me a beer...
I know how to make ice cream but I know better than to actually do it; I have no self control so it's been a few years.
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We have only summer and monsoon where I live. Monsoon is same as summer, except there will be rain . No winter , or autumn or spring. Everyday sun rises and sets at the same time. I haven't seen snow in my life
I'm so confused why people have children when every mention of them here is referencing them being a pain. Except the first one who doesn't do busy. She's going places.
I think social media is basically just a way to vent a little. Plus, most are intentionally exaggerated at least a little. I relate to most of them, but I wouldn't give my kids back for anything.
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And here's me sitting in my freezing Australian home because it's the start of winter now! Wish it was summer already!
We have only summer and monsoon where I live. Monsoon is same as summer, except there will be rain . No winter , or autumn or spring. Everyday sun rises and sets at the same time. I haven't seen snow in my life
I'm so confused why people have children when every mention of them here is referencing them being a pain. Except the first one who doesn't do busy. She's going places.
I think social media is basically just a way to vent a little. Plus, most are intentionally exaggerated at least a little. I relate to most of them, but I wouldn't give my kids back for anything.
Load More Replies... And here's me sitting in my freezing Australian home because it's the start of winter now! Wish it was summer already!
