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Ever feel like your girlfriend gets mad at you even when you've done nothing wrong? The guys who shared these funny stories certainly do. Because as you can see from the hilarious list below, compiled by The Chive, no matter how difficult you think a relationship can be, somebody always has it worse than you. Like the guy who got blamed for cheating because his girlfriend had a dream about him sleeping with somebody else for example. Or how about the guy who got in trouble for groping a mannequin? Read on for more bizarre reasons that women have found to be mad at their men. Don't forget to vote for the best!
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Sophia Marotta 9 years ago
if you think that there is a perfect relationship, where girls are never mad, you are in for a surprise. you cannot just break up with someone because they are mad at you, if you do that, im sure its not the only ridiculous thing that you do, and no wonder you don't know what a relationship is like.
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ArDenT SparTan 5 years ago
I would not be there when CRAZY wake up...I can't stand that stupidstion c**p!!!
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Daria B 9 years ago
Some women find it attractive, others find it suspicious when her man speaks a foreign language. Me? I just learnt his language, so now I can speak Korean too. ♥
Sonia Gambaro 8 years ago
Did the same thing. It's amazing what one can learn when motivated by love.
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Shara Guinesso 9 years ago
but the question still is.... did you delete them? lol jk haha women like that give us a bad name :/
Patrick Bateman 8 years ago
What?! This is all women. They're all batshit crazy. Don't act like you're any different.
Load More Replies... Trinity Lake 9 years ago
You know, it's not just women. My husband used to be terribly mad at me for saying "I love you" twice in the same day!
Marla Cundiff 9 years ago
Aaaaand that's when you point at the door and tell her to leave. Ugh.
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Hiruya 8 years ago
Asking that question. According to "not always..." it's a thing
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Laurie Truscott 9 years ago
Must admit, this used to rile me. If I was angry and upset about something (and I'm not a crazy lady who loses her temper easily or unjustifiably) he would remain unnaturally calm. The situation was so imbalanced emotionally that my anger would escalate as if to compensate for his lack of emotional response. And then when he would nitpick my choice of words when he knew exactly my meaning, well... That was it!!! I would completely lose it to the point where I'd send myself to my time out place (the bathroom) which he hated. But I felt driven to a point where I didn't even want to look at him and I knew I needed to calm down, yet couldn't while he was there flicking all the right switches to wind me up. Honestly, he was a sod for it!
Silent Skeleton 9 years ago
Well, that's a little different. If he's calmly responding in order to push your buttons and make you even more mad, that's a way of arguing in itself in a way
Load More Replies... Daria B 9 years ago
Awww.... Here I understand both the man amd the woman. Keeping silent might feel like he's not even listening. It might also feel like he's unopinionated. But on the other hand... Some people are just slow thinkers, words don't come easy and instantaneously, especially not in an attacking situation, and it feels so frustrating. It's really a difficult situation.
Well, Now You Know 6 years ago
Been there!! She absolutely hates it when I don’t argue back 😂 and I don’t argue back purely because I know how petty it will end up if I do! With the argument starting with one particular subject and ending with something completely different and then to be told “you have an answer for everything” don’t you!!! Lol
ArDenT SparTan 5 years ago
I don't like to argue either especially if its something trivial...we can debate...I'll walk away before I curse you the**** out!
Susan Forbes 8 years ago
Some of us DO NOT ENGAGE but will do so when everyone is calmer. I hate confronting people though
TigerDRena 8 years ago
There's a reason why you start an argument. If it's an important one and the other person doesn't even show any reaction, I think it's just natural to get upset about this.
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iblowsheep 9 years ago
You can't win, no matter what you do. If you would have offered the coffee you would have gotten bitched at for not knowing that she doesn't like coffee.
ArDenT SparTan 5 years ago
Yeah...if she flips out at stupid s*** like that what if it was something serious... like walk your a*s home...smh next!!!!
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ArDenT SparTan 5 years ago
So where are the women that don't act like this and why is there not enough of them????
AJ Litt 5 years ago
"surprise you stuck around for 3 days." and it got down voted as f**k. People are way too accepting of abuse and selfishness in society. If someone has a delusional mental disorder making up a 3 day argument sounds legit but otherwise it just sounds manipulative. Why stay with manipulative people. Oh right you all want the world to keep getting worse and worse right? So desperate for a relationship you delude yourself this much.
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Patrick Bateman 8 years ago
Just rub some on your balls and put them in her mouth so she shuts the F**k up. I swear, most if not all of these could be avoided if women were simply made to wear a gag at all times unless sucking d**k.
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Thuy Hong Vuong 9 years ago
You don't understand her, that's why. In women's term, "space" means "you really need to pay more attention on And/Or spend more time w me!"
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Daria B 9 years ago
When describing a past situation, it is correct to use the past tenses....
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Gothilocks 9 years ago
find some respect for women and all body types and boob sizes brah
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David Moody 5 years ago
Asking a question like that , well as Admiral Ackbar would say “It’s a trap.”
Hyodo widger 9 years ago
what?? he is answering his ex question!! She obviously got mad cause she can't accept herself or accept the fact that what she is getting upset about isn't stupid even though she is the one who asked what if she is!! did she wanna know something about her personality so she can try to controle it, or just wanted to check what was her ex opinion about it and when she found out what is it, she got mad, so he should guess those possibilities... it is normal, so being honest and answering direct questions without giving it enough look or without thinking of the outcome or other feelings.... would cause in most cases arguments fights, and hurting others
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Daria B 9 years ago
Maybe the day you argued about it she was just not in the mood, or the butt grabbing was poorly executed.
Patrick Bateman 8 years ago
Maybe women are just dumb bitches who never say what they mean.
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ArDenT SparTan 5 years ago
She should be flattered...no??? I'd bet she'd be insulted if you needed a liter of vodka to get it up every time y'all intimate!!!
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Adam Schreier 5 years ago
Lol odd picture for the quote, I thought he did something wrong with the cigarette, like the "I was on time" doesn't even belong there
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Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
Do you relate to some of the women's reactions perchance? :D
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Richard Chancellor 9 years ago
Ridiculous... the kids have more brain!!! Don't spend your time to put these ridiculous story.
Hans 9 years ago
This simply is a collection of stereotypical man-woman relationship quotes. Surely, almost everyone can relevate to one or two...but the amount of these is a bit over-the-top for my taste. It puts women into the light of not being latently stupid, usually irresponsible, illogical beings that tend to be aggressive and self-righteous. Along with the stock photos of, well, stereotypical man-women quarrels, this is rather boring.
Hans 9 years ago
I recommend the "Snapchat Fail" post from today for a better laugh. :)
Load More Replies... TigerDRena 8 years ago
No idea why some people feel offended by this post. I see nowhere stated that this post claims all girlfriends are like this, but it's only a collection of the stupidest reason for some girlfriends to get mad. There are the same kind of posts for males and I see nowhere any guy complaining that it's sexist.
Hannah Hollowell 9 years ago
Now where is the article about what men have gotten mad at girlfriends for???
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
Do fights like this actually even happen? I've never had a fight with anyone about such ridiculousness!
Koko Sempai 9 years ago
Please tell me that this is just for laughs. If its not. I think you will be happier with someone else. Its ur life so I think you shoud think about how you will live your life
iblowsheep 9 years ago
well, one thing is consistent about all of these. sometimes you have to go through a few rotten apples to find the sweet one and these flags help you spot the rotten ones.
Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
Do you relate to some of the women's reactions perchance? :D
Load More Replies... Richard Chancellor 9 years ago
Ridiculous... the kids have more brain!!! Don't spend your time to put these ridiculous story.
Hans 9 years ago
This simply is a collection of stereotypical man-woman relationship quotes. Surely, almost everyone can relevate to one or two...but the amount of these is a bit over-the-top for my taste. It puts women into the light of not being latently stupid, usually irresponsible, illogical beings that tend to be aggressive and self-righteous. Along with the stock photos of, well, stereotypical man-women quarrels, this is rather boring.
Hans 9 years ago
I recommend the "Snapchat Fail" post from today for a better laugh. :)
Load More Replies... TigerDRena 8 years ago
No idea why some people feel offended by this post. I see nowhere stated that this post claims all girlfriends are like this, but it's only a collection of the stupidest reason for some girlfriends to get mad. There are the same kind of posts for males and I see nowhere any guy complaining that it's sexist.
Hannah Hollowell 9 years ago
Now where is the article about what men have gotten mad at girlfriends for???
Long Joan Silver 9 years ago
Do fights like this actually even happen? I've never had a fight with anyone about such ridiculousness!
Koko Sempai 9 years ago
Please tell me that this is just for laughs. If its not. I think you will be happier with someone else. Its ur life so I think you shoud think about how you will live your life
iblowsheep 9 years ago
well, one thing is consistent about all of these. sometimes you have to go through a few rotten apples to find the sweet one and these flags help you spot the rotten ones.
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