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“What’s the word for when you– Ugh, do you know when you’re… What do you call it when there is a… Oh, it’s on the tip of my tongue! This is driving me crazy! Do you know what I’m talking about?”

We all know that feeling. The frustration and sometimes embarrassment associated with not being able to remember the exact word that you want can be debilitating. “Give me a minute! I’ll remember it!”

But you might not, at least not within the next few minutes. So sometimes in these situations, we desperately reach for whatever our brain can come up with. And if there isn’t an appropriate synonym that comes to mind, we might need to get even more creative.

To celebrate (or mock, we’ll leave that up to you) all of those infuriating “tip of the tongue” moments we all can relate to where we end up creating new words or phrases altogether, the Wildbeef subreddit was born. (I believe the word they were looking for there was cow.)

We’ve gone through and gathered all of the best, most creative and hilarious names people have subbed in for actual words and listed them down below for you all. So enjoy these pics, and be sure to upvote the ones you intend to add to your personal vocabulary. 

Let us know in the comments what your favorite back-ups are for words you commonly forget, and then if you’re interested in checking out a Bored Panda, or should I say bored black and white furball, article featuring hilarious words kids have come up with, check out this conglomeration of text next.

#1

Where Mother

Text conversation about someone using "where mother" for "chicken" in a supermarket, showcasing hilarious alternatives.

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Mayra
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the egg did come first 😳

Pantea
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I wanted to buy stock cubes at a supermarket in Prague. Usually they have pictures on the packaging, but these didn't. Just red paper with Czech writing that I couldn't understand. Based on previous encounters, I was pretty sure that the staff didn't speak English or German, so this time I didn't bother to ask for translation. I took one cube to the cashier and said: "excuse me, this..." and I started flapping my arms: "boag boag boag...chicken? Or..." I put my both errected forefingers on my head: "Mooooo... cow?" After the lady could stop laughing for a moment and breath again, she put her own forefingers on her head: "Moooo!" :)))

Your Neighborhood Alien
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha! That's amazing! :D Makes me want to go to Prague! Thanks for making me laugh during this stressful last-minute college packing night I'm having! ❤️

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Panda Kicki
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It isnt wrong if it works, smart thinking!

Ali H M Salehuddin
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better than trying to make chicken clucking sound

Yugan Talovich
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a neighbor, indigenous Taiwanese, who had a restaurant. One time some foreigners came, total language barrier, so she pointed at the chicken dish on the menu and clucked, the beef she out her hands on her temples with her index fingers out and mooed, the pork she oinked. The foreigners oinked and had pork. She said she was worried they'd want fish, because she didn't know what sounds fish make.

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As frustrating and annoying as it may be to not be able to find the perfect word as it’s right on the tip of your tongue, it can also lead to some great comedy. Most of us do not come up with creative and innovative synonyms for common words every day, but when we’re faced with the moment of forgetfulness, our imaginations run wild. Why can’t we call cauliflower “ghost broccoli” or sleep “eyelid time”? We still get our point across, and we might even get a laugh out of whoever we’re talking to.

Some of the examples on this list also feature non-native English speakers who had to get creative when they were lacking the vocabulary they needed, which is totally understandable. It takes a brave person to learn another language and practice it with native speakers, so if they have to come up with their own phrases and words to be understood, more power to them. I am a firm believer in the idea that the point, when speaking a foreign language, is to be understood, not perfect. 

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    #2

    Battle Unicorn

    Tweet about a child humorously calling a rhino a "Battle Unicorn," suggesting kids name new species.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they are fat unicorns.

    Helen X
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend has a T shirt that says ‘Save the chubby unicorns’.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandas!!! Tonight we march!!! Unleash the Battle Unicorns!!! For the glory of Pandaria!!! XP XD

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vote yes! Yes to the 5 year old new name christening committee!

    🫠Nobody pathetically🫡
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the narwhal is just the water-corn, everyone knows.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just LOVE the names kids give to things, Favorite so far is calling a cemetery a people garden! And Fruit Loops are Pride Cheerios

    Robin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call them high capacity attack bi-corns as most have 2 horns and my oldest is unbelievably pedantic

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit that I too was sitting over here with this face: :| and thinking to myself "except most rhino subspecies have TWO horns...only the Indian subspecies has one horn!" XD I was an English major in college and I can be very pedantic XD Though, of course, referring to them as unicorns is way more fun.

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    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally accept that name change.

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since I first saw this I've been using battle unicorn instead of rhino.

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    #3

    Go-Go Juice

    Mechanic explaining engine issues humorously with funny alternative terms for simple things.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fuel is now "Go-Go Juice" and engine is now "Vroom-Vroom Machine" to me XD

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fuel has always been Go-Go Juice in our house. If you put the wrong kind in, it'd be called Stop-Stop Juice!

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    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is from the Simpsons, right? Or at least very similar to an exchange between Dr. Hibbert and Homer.

    P B Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Simpsons already did this......

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost identical to a Simpsons exchange between Skinner and Nelson.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go-go juice? I thought he meant coffee

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are multiple go-go juices. Do not mix them up.

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    Sarah Nunns
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Motion Lotion or Go Juice in our house, depends on the mood lol

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    If you commonly experience that almost painful “on the tip of your tongue” feeling when trying to come up with a word, you might not know that there is actually a word for that very phenomenon: lethologica. And according to Kendra Cherry at Verywell Mind, this frustrating phenomenon is universal. Studies have found that around 90% of speakers around the world, regardless of their native language, are familiar with this experience. And unfortunately, yet not surprisingly, the frequency of these occurrences tends to increase as we age. Young people tend to have this feeling about once a week, while older adults might experience it as often as every day. It is common for us to remember small amounts of the information we want though, including the first letter of the word we are looking for or how many syllables the word has, for example.

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    Researchers are not entirely sure why lethologica occurs, but one interesting thing they have learned is that the more time we spend trying to remember a word, the more likely we are to struggle with the same exact word again in the future. "This can be incredibly frustrating—you know you know the word, but you just can't quite get it," says psychologist Karin Humphreys. "And once you have it, it is such a relief that you can't imagine ever forgetting it again. But then you do. So we began thinking about the mechanisms that might underlie this phenomenon."  

    #4

    What Is Gray, Anyway?

    Text post humorously describing a color fail, referring to gray as "dark white."

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy is clearly a moron, because every one knows that Gray is just light black.....

    #1jengablock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm... i mean technically speaking both dark white and light black would be correct... cause isnt gray technically a shade and not a full color?

    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, TECHNICALLY white is not a color, and neither is black.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually prefer dark white to bright black

    Nitka Tsar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy. She made a fool out of him. Probably her whole family laught at him.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this story is true as written, and not embellished and/or totally made up, yes, OP's sister was very mean to her boyfriend. :( No need to do it this way. She could have made it a cute and silly thing instead of basically mocking her boyfriend. Though most stories on the internet aren't true, so hopefully this one isn't either XD

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    Paola Martz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an character illustrator. Once s client asked me if his character could have a "light black" shirt 😅

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But darker shades of grey are more like pale black, right ?

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me laugh out loud. Too funny!!! Loved it!.

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    #5

    I Think It’s Supposed To Be Jerk Chicken

    Menu with humorous translation: "Chicken rude and unreasonable."

    DataPhreak Report

    kirara2516
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially in a game called Subsistence where they like to lead you right towards a bear.

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    eMpTy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chicken was rude and unreasonable after being called an "Egg Mother".

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cook me you can be sure I will be rude and unreasonable as well during the process!

    TheQueenZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much. Chickens are unreasonable devolved t-rexes!

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like an order of Chicken Karen please.

    🫠Nobody pathetically🫡
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been quite the damn chicken to be advertised for its behavior

    Rachel Ainsworth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude and unreasonable chickens get eaten.

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    #6

    Sounds About Right

    Tweet about kids calling a Ouija board "ghost google," showcasing humorous alternative names.

    austinflowerz , twitter.com Report

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you had a Oujia board in your classroom.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any one else curious what the lesson is?

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would a “sponsored result “ be on Ghost Google?

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, now I can just see the new ghost google app for your phone.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are school kids doing discussing Oujia boards?

    Cheryl Lohr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouija board in a classroom???? What the heck. Better not be in my kids classroom.

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    In one study, researchers presented participants with questions that they knew, didn’t know, or had the answers right on the tip of their tongues. For the tip-of-the-tongue answers, participants were then put in groups and given either 10 or 30 seconds to come up with responses. This entire process was then repeated two days later. Researchers found that the longer people worked on coming up with an answer the first day, the more likely they were to repeat that same experience two days later. 

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    “The extra time that people spend trying to dredge up the word is what the researchers describe as ‘incorrect practice’ time,” Karin Humphreys explains. “Instead of learning the correct word, people are learning the mistake itself.” So if your brain is working on overdrive to remember the exact word you want to use, understand that it will actually be better to give your mind some rest. The answer will come to you eventually, or if you really get desperate, you can always Google it.

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    #7

    Slaves With Benefits

    Chat conversation with a funny alternative for "employees," using the phrase "slaves with benefits."

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    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eyes opener....I will never see my self as a free person again

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indentured servant? Or like an intern.

    Vera Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should go back to apprentices. School system is broken and colleges is just another business.

    Apatheist 62
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this anything like friends with benefits?

    Draga Millani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm calling false equivalency on this one...

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    #8

    Food Appointment

    Tweet about forgetting the word "reservation," asking for a "food appointment" instead, with humorous context.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? I make food appointment every single day!

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better than making a reservation at the doctor's. Don't ask me how I know

    Azolane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to pick up a pizza one day and wanted to say that I had an online order, but instead it came out as "I have an appointment for a pizza". I've been sending my husband to pick up the pizzas ever since.

    Sue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter called restaurants "the dinner store."

    ADJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you do not want to listen to me talking Italian :)

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised he even showed up in the first place.

    Grey Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once tried booking my dog into the vet for his annual health check but couldn't remember what what I wanted, so I asked to book him in for a service... then immediately had to add, "you know, an oil and filter change" as the woman at the counter was clearly wondering if I was asking her to "service" my dog...

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't every meal a food appointment though, since eating is a necessity? No shame needed, make your reservations!

    #9

    Allah Hat

    Tumblr exchange with a funny misunderstanding about a hijab called an "Allah hat."

    Hey_HoofHearted , officialaquaman.tumblr.com Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is adorable honestly!

    Pantea
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    When you've been beaten up and arrested for not wearing it correctly (not even removing it) call me and tell me if you still find it adorable.

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    KariAdoresHerKats
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I'm calling my hijab from now on 🙂

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anonymous was at least trying, more than a lot of people do.

    Pantea
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    If you have noticed that you have experienced more lethologica than usual over the past year or so, you might not be alone. Brain fog is a common symptom for those of us who have had Covid, but it might be running rampant among everyone else as well. Kaitlyn Wylde addressed this phenomenon in a Bustle piece she wrote titled “One Weird Consequence Of The Pandemic? Forgetting Words”, where she shared the story of Kristin, a women’s health care worker in Denver who reported feeling “verbally rusty” since the onset of the pandemic. “I’ve been experiencing brain fog for the last year, but trying to keep up multiple conversations with different people at the same time over lunch highlighted a new level of fog — I keep forgetting words,” Kristin shared.

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    #10

    Breathn't

    Text messages show funny attempts at remembering the word 'asthma,' resulting in hilarious alternatives.

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    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can a sloth clap in any other manner than "slow"? 🤔

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    Pookah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it wasn't Assthama

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! It's like watching someone slowly fall down the stairs.

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    #11

    I Spit Out My Coffee

    Tweet humorously referencing cauliflower as "ghost broccoli."

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    I'm here
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just like that, my broccoli is renamed.

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parsnips are now ghost carrots

    🫠Nobody pathetically🫡
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An upgrade if you ask me, and brustle-sprouts is just small cabbage.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part is that they literally are XD Same overall family as cabbages... they're just tiny and grow on a stalk! (Though broccoli and cauliflower are also just cultivars of the cabbage family...)

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    Nadine Bamberger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet I could get the kids to eat ghost broccoli lol.

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ghost broccoli" it is, then.

    Michele
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband calls broccoli "little green trees" and cauliflower "little white trees".

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We called it white broccoli as kids

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    #12

    Team Furry

    Chat screenshot with a humorous alternative for the word "mascot."

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure when a football team has a furry, it's called a 'kink'.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh damn. That's a whole different game.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all the mascots are animals though.

    Rocket ship
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point. I think Brighton's is a sailor and Manchester city's is moonchester+ moonbean

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    WatermelonTheDutchie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok whos the d**k downvoting people for having interests?

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. Sorry but I just cant condone that kind of stuff. Also yes finally I got called a d**k on the internet! I knew it was gonna happen someday

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    LimonadeDaWolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My soccer team has a furry. It's me. Playing left mid to be exact.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HELLO MY COUSIN :D I love your fursona (if that's it in your profile pic!) We're even the same fur color XD

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    Show thyself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll definitley look up football/soccer teams this year and ask the furries at the next CSD about 'their' teams

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    In fact, Google Trends data even shows an increase in people searching for words they are forgetting in the second half of 2021. There are several possible reasons for this. One explanation might be the lack of socialization we all experienced during the first year of the pandemic. As we suddenly began working from home and isolating ourselves, it’s likely we all began speaking less in general, and our speech in turn became rusty. Neuropsychologist Dr. Sanam Hafeez told Bustle that stress may also have something to do with this brain fog. “Before the pandemic, many people experienced acute stress, which can cause the body releases stress hormones cortisol and epinephrine,” she explained. “But the pandemic has led many people to become chronically stressed, which means that these stress hormones are being released into the body at much higher rates than usual.”

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    #13

    Delete The Baby

    Tweet with a humorous alternative phrase for the term "abortion" due to language limitations.

    Agent-65 , twitter.com Report

    Heidi Hunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like control-alt-delete

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's what the US Supreme Court is trying to do!

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    Pantea
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the (legit) German word for contraceptives: Antibabypille :))

    Helen X
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italian: bambino di fiasco

    Anthony Nizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better than the word abortion.

    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, we use the word abortion a lot here, really really a lot " aborto do caralho " its a very used expression, for dumb people, obnoxious people, rude people, people in general, and as banter between friends.

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    #14

    Magic Ed Sheeran

    Tweet about forgetting Ron Weasley's name, humorously calling him "Magic Ed Sheeran" instead.

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    Owen Jarvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with his statement.

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your brain don't work like it used to before....

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait....you mean they're NOT thesame????

    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't Ron Weasley in an Ed Sheeran music video?

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    #15

    Guacamole Ball

    Tweet about someone humorously calling an avocado a "guacamole ball."

    420wo69 , twitter.com Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to take out a small loan to buy a couple guacamole balls now

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it more like a guacamole pear, though?

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO 😄 And this is not the first time I've heard that!

    Cat Momma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it have to be guakamoley... If potato can be mashed potatoes, avocado can be mashed avocadoes.... Simple and easy.... Lol

    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a celebration for Martians.

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    And if you have had Covid, you might be missing words way more than usual. Dr. Hafeez explained that research has found increased levels of cytokines, or molecules that cause inflammation, in the fluid around the brain in cancer patients who have also had Covid. These high levels of cytokines persist even weeks after the patients are free of Covid. This inflammation can cause brain fog, as well as impact our quality of sleep, cause stress or anxiety, cause dietary changes, and yes, increase lethologica. “I can say with confidence that in May, just after I was getting my strength back from Covid, that cognitively I could see the words in my head but found it delayed or hard to explain what I was thinking,” one real estate agent told Bustle.

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    #16

    Even Physicists Do It

    Tweet about forgetting the word for "photon" and humorously calling it a "shiny crumb."

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    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friend of mine is a virologist who one day just couldn’t remember the term for a virus with a lot of protein spikes so said ‘Koosh Ball’.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember those! They were all the rage for a period back when I was a kid.

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    Mario Strada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in Web Technologies and I can never remember the name for... *looks it up*, "Two-factor authentication". By now I have to accept that it's a total mental block and more than half the time I have to call it "double password". I should add that I have almost the entire CSS3 specification memorized and I can write several scripting languages with minimal research and look up, but "Two-factor authentication" or "2FA", stumps me all the time.

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every single one of them calls it a shiny crumb, to this day.

    zak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact, the technical term for "brain freeze" is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia 🥶

    Gabi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chekov, arm shiny crumb torpedoes!"

    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I know what a photon resembles so proof everything happens and doesn't happen for a reason.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ok. I used to be a programmer and called a table a 'thingy' to one of my co-workers because I forgot the word, lol.

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    #17

    Thanks That’s What It’s Called

    Electronic road sign humorously warns of "Falling Water" during rain, on a highway.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be alert. The world needs more lerts.

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but... but what about us wares? Or the mazings?

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    Tharizin 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your essay needs to meet that word count

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's falling water man. Hallelujah it's falling water man 🎶

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recall any mention of parachutes in that song.

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    #1jengablock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    darn it i forgot to bring my rising cloth with the elephant trunk handle today

    Frostfirefox919
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! It's falling water right now! LMAO

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, we should lean into this. "Be aware of rainy conditions" has me forgetting the alert before I'm done reading it bc rain just sounds so mundane. Falling water sounds ominous af, like, "Oh gods, from where? How much? Are we talking water balloons? Poseidon's rage? WHAT'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE???"

    ZESTY BESTY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when u have a brain fart but people need to know

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    #18

    Hot Veg Smoothie

    Tweet humorously suggests "hot veg smoothie" instead of soup.

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    Jennifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first read that as "hot vag smoothie" and now I don't know what to think...

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely time for a trip to the OBGYN if you're producing a hot vag smoothie XD Also, thank you. You made me laugh so hard that I scared both of my cats XD

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    Sue Sanders
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heat up some V-8 juice and melt Mozzarella cheese on top.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard THAT one a bit too often. After all, isn't some kind of soup something everybody has eaten before, at one point or nother? Like ... you know ...

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check your friend's vitals.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should tell her to invest in this new hot veg smoothie startup called Campbell's

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    If you have been feeling the effects of Covid brain fog and increased lethologica, have no fear. Dr. Michelle Braun at Psychology Today has provided some tips for how to keep our brains sharp. First, she recommends that we just keep talking. Allowing ourselves to get hung up on one word usually does more harm than good, so just push through! Even if you don’t come out as eloquent as you would have liked, cut yourself some slack. We can all empathize with the experience. You can always substitute in a synonym as well. Nobody else will know that it wasn’t your first choice, and thankfully, especially in English, there is almost always a synonym that will work perfectly.

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    #19

    Does This Count?

    Tweet humorously renaming mashed potatoes as "Irish guacamole," capturing funny alternative word usage.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So there are TWO kinds of Guacamole balls?

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potatoes are now Irish guacamole balls

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aye, the best guacamole are the Irish ones. Preferably done with lots of milk and butter XD

    Master Yoda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomato Sauce is Italian Guacamole and Tzatziki is Greek Guacamole.

    All's Gravy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colcannon is Irish mashed potatoes (with chopped spring onion)

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Po-Tay-Toe! Boil em, quac em, put em in a stew!

    ဗSailor Moonဗ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle called wasabi “Japanese guac” and he almost ate the whole glob

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    #20

    Horny For Halloween

    Text exchange where someone humorously struggles to remember a word, suggesting "excited" instead.

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    Heidi Hunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to carve a pumpkin

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be one sharp love sausage they're carrying around.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that joke where a man is caught doing just that out in public and when asked, responds "Oh, is it midnight already?"

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cousin Bobby is now officially uninvited from ALL holidays!

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminded me of the, "Imma f**k this pumpkin" vine!

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these all say theyre from this year but ik for sure this one is older 😭

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From now on I'm gonna horny for everything LMAO

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there’s the ones of us that only wish to penetrate a pumpkin but aren’t really that excited to get candy and dress up ! Takes all kind I guess !

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    #21

    Mouth Fonts

    Reddit post humorously describes accents as "different mouth fonts," showcasing a creative alternative to simple terms.

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like Southern is the opposite of sans serif tbh. It's like, Lucinda Handwriting or Xenippa.

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    Moxitron Jazz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as an Aussie, I claim our mouth font should be windings...

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. XD I have been having a bad couple of days and you just made me laugh so hard I woke up both cats and I may have peed myself a little.

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    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's brilliant actually. Because when people speak with a particular accent they have a particular oral posture. And that oral posture is to a mouth as a font is to letters.

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak Calibri. My husband talks in Garamond.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter where you go, someone has an accent. In London they said I had an American accent. That I didn't speak English I spoke American. Apparently the accent changes the language!

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    Once you finally recall that word that was causing you pain and suffering when you tried to use it earlier, Dr. Braun recommends “repackaging it” so it’s more readily available the next time you want to throw it out. For example, you can think of an image that will help you remember the word or try to differentiate it from words that sound similar but mean something different. Once you have figured out your plan for remembering the word, keep repeating it in your head or try to use it several times that week, so it does not fade out of your memory again. It’s also important to remember that managing stress and making sure you get a good night’s sleep are two more ways to ensure your brain is functioning at full capacity.    

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    #22

    Wizard Hair

    Tweet humorously describing gray hair as "wizard hair," implying age brings power.

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    JD Cass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am still only Gandalf the Salt & Pepper.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going gray on the sides like Doctor Strange must mean I'm the Sorcerer Supreme!

    VikingAbroad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A customer asked my moms coworker who to ask about something-or-other, and he referred to her as the one with senior colored hair and knowledge to match.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have witch hair, then. *cackles*

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece once said my sister's gray hair was tinsel.

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are strands of glitter.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2004 & newly divorced. Decided to change my hair. Daughter asks "what color IS your natural hair" and says I "Lets find out". So, I quit coloring it & when the roots became embarrassing I had it all cut. From shoulder length to Jamie Leigh Curtis short. Lo & behold, I have streaks of pure platinum. I am beyond wizard - I am a Goddess.

    Diana K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call my silver hairs wizard hairs too, but this kid went a step farther to call the grey hairs that. That kid's a keeper, and has a very lucrative future job of salesperson xD

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    #23

    Honestly, That Makes Perfect Sense Though

    Reddit post about hilarious alternative names, like "farmer straps" for suspenders and "panic van" for ambulance.

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    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra funny for Brits as "suspenders" can mean something quite different to us!

    Vinita Talaulikar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't keep us in suspension... please elaborate...

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cleverness, the brain work around I'm impressed by most of these 😂 Panic van 🤣

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was an English/Creative Writing major in college/got my degree in it. I have an extensive vocabulary. I forget words ALL THE TIME. Most of the time, I wave my hands/arms around and say "You know, the THINGY!" XD But I usually then immediately come up with a descriptive collection of words (similar to "panic van" for ambulance). As to why I can't remember the ACTUAL WORD for the thing, but can come up with a 10-word phrase to describe it.... you've got me XD

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    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Panic van" is entering my personal lexicon immediately.

    SxS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I hear the German word for ambulance "krankwagen" I crack up. Equally so for hospital "krankenhaus"

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    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol what does popping a gold cherry mean? A sixth grade teacher posted about popping cherries?

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When daughter was little, ambulances were WeeWoo trucks, green grapes were pale red grapes (wouldn't eat), GI Joe dollar were ugly Barbie guys, etc

    Ms. Human Being
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once called a splinter a mini stab wound

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …. uh …. the English call them braces … uh …!

    ckcl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The German for ambulance is 'Krankenwagen', which roughly translates to 'Illness Car'. Similar idea maybe?

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    #24

    Mini Dirt Apples

    Text conversation about radishes humorously called "mini dirt apples" on a plate.

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    I'm here
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fan of mini dirt apples.

    Louise Clarke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dutch word for potato translates as earth apple

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Radishes with butter and salt. Yum!

    memyselfandI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: radishes aren’t actually all that bad. Just strongly flavored.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your opinion is not unpopular with me ;) I love radishes (haven't yet met a veggie/root that I don't like, actually)

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Radishes sliced with spicy noodles 😋

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of y'all been livin' under a rock all these years?

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beets are the real dirt apples!

    LeeBreezy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    raw mini dirt apples are god tier

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    Although it can be funny to hear what creative names people conjure up for items, we should not forget to exercise empathy when someone is struggling to think of a word. Because for some of us, being unable to remember a word can even be a medical condition: aphasia. WebMD defines aphasia as, “a communication disorder that makes it hard to use words” and explains that it can impact our “speech, writing, and ability to understand language”. It usually is the result of a brain injury or damage to the linguistic part of our brains and commonly affects people who have suffered strokes. It can be an incredibly frustrating disorder to live with, so if you know anyone experiencing aphasia, understand that they are doing their best to communicate. 

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    #25

    Stories In My Eyes

    Tweet about a child's funny description of dreams, calling them "stories in my eyes."

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    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had someone call it the thing you see that isn’t real. The crazy reality which isn’t real

    Anagram margana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love remembering how my Dad would ask us “Did you have little pictures in your sleep?!” when we were kids. 💗

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is incredibly adorable!

    Claire Ferguson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son woke up crying because "he had to leave this place" asked him where he was going? "off to find my treasure" when I laughed he wasn't very happy because " I might never see him again"

    Emily Hesling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yo calls it her "nocturnal tellie"

    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s so sweet…when our daughter was 7 yo, she’d climb into bed with us on weekend mornings and tell my husband that his morning breath smelled like a rotten Baconator. She was not wrong, tho.

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    #26

    Mouth Drops

    Tweet about forgetting the name of a simple thing, humorously remembering water for a dry mouth.

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. When my brother was 4 he asked for "cow water" ... a glass of milk. AAAW

    Elsker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a while back my feet were cold, my storebought socks doing a lousy job of keeping them warm. then i remembered my lovely warm homeknit sheeps wool sweater, and thought about how that would feel under my feet, but how do you stick a knit sole under your feet? sooooooo i invented socks... #facepalm

    Rachael Kumm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3yr old calls sour cream "cow cream" because one time the container had a cow on it.

    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom has a disorder where she can't naturally produce saliva. They do make "eye drops for your mouth"; it's bottled synthetic spit. (Drinking lots of water helps too, but it's not exactly the same.)

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now did anyone notice that she is a medical professional? That's the best part of the post! "@BlacklineNurse"

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is dehydrated

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    #27

    Unsleep

    Text message fail where "unsleep me" is used instead of "wake me up" in a humorous context.

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    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else hearing a Wham song? "Unsleep me before you go go..."

    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoting for funny but can you tell me how I get that song back out of my head now? ;)

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    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that once I read a book and this guy is like “I’m sorry I tried to unalive you”

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised BP doesn't use this.

    K Sarfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these is eighter Arthur Dent, or a vampire.

    Pantea
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically my life as a multilingual person.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the lady who needed to "use the sleep" in another post?

    Mary Gaynor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friends daughter told her dad that she learned how to swear with her fingers.

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    We hope you are learning some new words and phrases to add to your own personal dictionary from this article. Whether you commonly experience lethologica or you are a walking thesaurus, I’m sure there is something on this list that you have never heard or used yourself. Be sure to keep upvoting the posts that make you question why you don’t use those phrases or terms, and then let us know in the comments what your favorite Wildbeef-worthy word is. And if you want to find even more funny phrases and terms kids have come up with, check out this Bored Panda story next. 

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    #28

    Liquid Zoo

    Text exchange: Someone humorously calls an aquarium a "liquid zoo" after forgetting its name.

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it is definitely a liquid zoo, now and forever.

    Deb Swan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, maybe water zoo or even salty water zoo 🙃

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that as a slang term for a bar!

    Timothy Leung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just reading the first sentence I thought 'liquid zoo' meant a 'bar'...

    Human Person
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot?! What, that a liquid zoo isn't a thing lol {it should be}

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are so real … like the dog park is … Snoop's "poopie place"

    Munchkin
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah I always call them liquid zoos

    #29

    Greyhounds, But In Cursive

    Borzoi dogs humorously described as "greyhounds, but in cursive" standing outdoors on grass.

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well why wouldn't a majestic floof not have an elegant description? Cursive greyhounds sounds perfect to me.

    PVR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant description!

    Diana K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today years old when I learned there is a dog breed called Borzoi.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sighthound breeds are all so gorgeous and amazing! Borzoi are lovely, and Afghan hounds are sighthounds as well! Check out photos of a breed called the Saluki as well - beautiful dogs! ...then again, ALL dogs are beautiful to me! XD My current puppy is a mix of German Shepherd and Kuchi Dog (also known as Afghan Shepherd/Central Asian Shepherd Dog) and Kuchi Dogs are beautiful as well when owners leave them undocked and uncropped.

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    Wynn Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a schnauzer puppy and when we were driving to pick her up from the breeder I forgot the name of the breed, so I asked my mom what the word for a grandpa dog was. In case you're not familiar with schnauzers, they have long hair around their faces that looks like a mustache/beard. It's very endearing.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw! Would "Long haired greyhound" also work?

    Sue Kozin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are not Greyhounds, they are Russian Wolf Hounds. I know because there are two living next door to me.

    Lori Sandoval
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Swiss brother-in-law asked what a station wagon was and my sister replied that it's a "short SUV"

    Cat Momma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s more Bourgeoisie that's for sure

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Borzoi are Supermodel Greyhounds

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    #30

    Laundry Sauce; Clothes Marinade

    Humorous tweets about forgetting detergent's name and calling it "laundry sauce" and "clothes marinade."

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    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also this is not entirely true. It also depends on how the clothing was dyed and you can absolutely leach colors in the wash even with modern laundry sauce

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should wash clothes with like colors at least first couple of times with like colors or ones that don't mind some extra pigment even with modern clothes marinade. After that they should be free of any excessive colorant

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    C Lawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear lord Edit: ok I can't just let it go. Did you really have to do that? From now on I'll feel so grossed out knowing that my two teenaged boys' sweaty clothes are just....stewing....euck

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    MacFrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. "Clothes marinade" sounds more like some kind of pre-wash or stain remover...

    Josie Bisbano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the laundry sauce that causes it. It's the clothes' blood.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use Shout Color Catchers. They work pretty well on most clothes

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I washed my things without sorting them by color, I will have dishonored all the women in my family who came before me.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will turn your socks and white shirts pink ! It’s my super power! I’ve done it for 30 years but not like all pink! It’ll at least only be blotchy pink !

    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to mix all my colored laundry, because this is the only way I almost fill my machine. Doing 2 1/2 machine washes seemed wasteful. It's all good, except for the whites (esp. synthetics) - they get greyish over time. So now all whites and beiges get a separate wash.

    Adrienne Kushner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband once made an entire load of laundry PINK. Of course, it didn't bother him because he is color-blind.

    Allie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am immediately taking a sharpie to my laundry room and am going to write 'laundry sauce' on the jug of laundry soap.

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    #31

    Coconut Milk Gone Bad

    Tweet humorously confusing "expiration date" with "statute of limitations" for coconut milk, showcasing funny alternatives.

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    ADJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you check if coconut milk has age of consent?

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must work in law and is overworked. Maybe a paralegal for a defense attorney.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-boyfriend is a lawyer. I can totally imagine him asking if the milk was past its statute of limitations. XD

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    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something Eugene would say from the Walking dead

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juat call it the 'expiry date'. It's a far better way of conjugating 'to expire' than 'expiration', which is horrible and clumsy.

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    #32

    Can I Offer You An Egg In These Trying Times?

    Sign advertising "Farm Fresh B**t Nuggets" at $3.00, showcasing a humorous alternative naming.

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    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than calling them chicken periods

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I have to share this with my dad. He grew up on a poultry farm.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO 😄 That might be the best description ever!

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!" "Eggs. He'd like eggs for breakfast, please".

    All's Gravy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Na, technically, 'vag balloons'

    Frothy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a name a lot of Aussie farmers use. I even have neighbours who sell butt nuggets.

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    #33

    Eye Weaves

    Text conversation humorously calling false eyelashes "eye weaves."

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    Kerry Bullen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a keeper right there!

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven hells how do you even see through those things 😂

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus if I saw that on the floor I’d squish them or spray them.

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He even labeled them. how cute.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the eye covers get tired after wearing these contraptions too long :)

    ADJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do even remove these? You just pull?

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    #34

    Science Burqa

    Tweet humorously renames "hazmat suit" as "science burqa," showcasing a creative naming fail.

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    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I…may now have to use this term.

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Science burqa" should be "lab coveralls". "Hazmat suit" is "safety burqa"

    NG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During 2020 I was joking we’d only go outside with hazmat suits on… forgot what a hazmat suit was called, and confidentiality called it a “yellow disease astronaut thing”

    Cat Momma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burqa protects from evil eyes, Science Burqa protects from evil pathogens.... Sounds about right

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time I forgot the word "beaker", so I called it a "science cup".

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just called them … plastic PJ's

    asd goo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate as both must be worn in their corresponding places or you will probably get hurt

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    #35

    “Feminist Stripping”, “Steampunk Stripping”

    Text message exchange about finding a hilarious alternative for "burlesque," described as nerdy, feminist, and steampunk stripping.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From this day forth, "burlesque" shall forever be known as "steampunk stripping for nerds."

    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anddddd, now i know about this activity.....

    Josie Bisbano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scholars would totally agree that Burlesque is Steampunk Feminist Stripping.

    BasedWang12.3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasn't sure if they were going that way or cosplay

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stripping for nerds" makes me imagine people coming in wearing cosplay and then taking it all off.

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elders laughed slapped me on this..from the grave! Lol

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    #36

    Hungry Slurp

    Text exchange using a hilarious alternative for "thirsty" with the term "water hungry."

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean eyedrops for mouth, right?

    Ladytron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sort of understand how water hungry is different to thirsty. To me water hungry sounds very much like waking up after you had way too much alcohol the night before and just _need _ anything with water and gulp it down. More than "just" thirsty. I don't drink anymore and certainly don't miss that feeling.

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    #37

    Waddly Cold Bird

    Funny text exchange about forgetting the word for penguin, using "waddly cold bird" instead.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waddly cold bird wearing tuxedo.

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone referencing a waddly cold bird would get a bonus point for their keeper score in my book.

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flashes back to a kid in first or second grade. We were discussing Mary Poppins during recess and he starts doing this weird jump while flapping his arms and I asked wtf (minus the f obviously) he was doing. "I'm dancing like the cartoon tuxedos with wings!!!" He meant the penguins during the "Jolly Holiday" and "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious " songs.

    Good Luckas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “And here you can see the ‘Waddly Cold Bird’ in its natural habitat, the Antarctic”

    Carmen Honacker
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don‘t know. That would have been a win for me on a first date. I would have admired the creativity :D

    Indy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd ask for a second date if he called penguins "waddly cold birds"

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    #38

    Pee Hose

    Funny text exchange with a mom about a child's humorous alternative name for a body part.

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    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the little girls in the world: You don't need one. (That's what I told my granddaughter when she noticed her brother's 'pee hose'.)

    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago

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    Kona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S BAD NOOO STOPPP *smaccs with broom*/j

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter was 3 and I'm giving her a bath. She asked about the difference between boys & girls, so I told her (age appropriate). When walking through my bedroom, she announced to her dad that "When I grow up I'm going to have breasts just like you!" I almost peed myself trying not to laugh. Daddy just nodded and said "Yes, you are." He'll never live it down

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend bought me one of those little funnel things for women, so when they're traveling/hiking/etc. they don't have to squat and get pee splattered everywhere. I haven't had a chance to use it yet, but I made sure it was the only thing I left in my car (still in its box) when I took my car to the mechanic to get the AC fixed. I'm very twisted.

    ZESTY BESTY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was little (like 3) and and my brother where having a bath and i said to my mum, where is mine?

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some do and some don't. You don't. Luck of the draw

    Cat Momma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dem pee hose dont work... They don't aim right and splatter over everywhere.... Good thing not having them....

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    #39

    A Sciencer

    Text message humor with a funny alternative for "scientist" as "sciencer."

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    parmadillo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, not much of a vocabularyer.

    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday I couldn’t spell engineer, now I are one (very old joke I saw written on the bogs at uni)

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we just all this 'I am a Science' in my household. Which... one of my lovers works in a lab and is in fact a professional Science, so. XD

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sciencers are well known for their brain farts.

    anime girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ow mi gersh u r sow bayd ad lingwizdigz! (Oh my gosh you are so bad at linguistics)

    Michelle Thiel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, as Princess Tiabeanie says, a "stientist"

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    #40

    Comical

    Bilingual humor: Forgot "vacuum," searched "blow dryers for floor" on Google.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it have been floor suckers? Just sayin.

    Ms. Human Being
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, I don’t think u wanna google floor suckers

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    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why look for something that blows when you need a vacuum?

    Wm Paul Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bon; not just moi then, incomprehensible in two languages!

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean suck air for floors

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In German it would be dust sucker

    Inge van Echelpoel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google results are not disappointing 🤣

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    #41

    Face Pliers

    Tweet humorously renames tweezers as "face pliers" while asking to remove a splinter, showcasing a funny word alternative.

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    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So do the face pliers. BaDUM 🥁 I’ll show myself out.

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    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband can't remember the word for tweezers either. He makes the pinching movement with his fingers and asks for me "little metal hair grabby thing."

    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was going to say, "to pull out a tooth."

    #42

    They’re Name Brand, Baby!

    Text about someone humorously calling dog breeds "dog brands."

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone asked me what is the race of my dog

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I had only a lose grasp of each others native tounge when we met. This is my excuse for why we use some odd 'covers what we mean' words - even though we do now know. Get some worried looks in public for saying dog flavours.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL! When we got our cat, my granny asked what "flavour" of cat he was. She meant his breed.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it XD I have a void flavor and a tux flavor currently, what's your cat's flavor? XD ...I always have to smoosh down my inner animal nerd when I go onto cat forums and I see posts saying things like "my cat is half Bengal!" no, that just makes it a Domestic Shorthair; cat breeds don't work like dog breeds do XD I also love seeing posts like "I just adopted this cat! her breed is tabby!" and I'm like AAAAAAAAAAH inside XD

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    Niels Veldhoven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling it dog brands for years... inheritance from my dad..

    Timothy Leung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charlie Brown misspelt 'beagle' in a spelling bee and Lucy screamed: "You can spell the brand of your own dog!"

    Mackenzie McLean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this makes my dogs generics

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ↖️Name Brand: Dalmatian Generic: ?

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    #43

    My Cousin Just Opened Her Fridge And A Stick Of Butter Tumbled Out. She Said "Someone Did Not Shut The Butter Mansion."

    Open fridge door with various jars and containers, showcasing a humorous naming alternative for a simple item.

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    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is that called? A butter bin? Butter dish? Butter boat?

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The butter penthouse.

    Josie Bisbano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly. It's the most valuable real estate of the refrigerator.

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    Thanatos Charles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house its just the medication shelf.. But now.. Its the meds mansion!

    Mindy Megas-Loucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have diabetes, as did my mother & a few generations of grandparents (on both sides)--it's always been "where the insulin lives."

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    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter shelf...enclosure...habitat...apartment...

    mom24boys
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We call it a butter garage. And my son calls the door a butter shutter.

    Cathelijne Van
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    3 years ago

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    Allie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it a butter keeper, but butter mansion is way better.

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    #44

    Pancake Sauce

    Tweet humorously calls syrup "pancake sauce" in drive-thru, highlighting funny alternative naming.

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    🫠Nobody pathetically🫡
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey pass me the tomato blood please, it has to go with these carb veggie sticks. Thanks man.

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have asked a waitress for more pancake sauce. Possibly in the last month.

    Indy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at Tim Hortons, this 6ft, 200 man in a deep voice if he can have a sparkly doughnut (one with sprinkles). It's been 20 years and I still have not forgot him

    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to mcdonalds and asking for hotcake sauce there next time.

    The Forgotten Loser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im now gonna call syrup "pancake sauce" lol! so elite

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    #45

    Can't Wait Until Eyelid Time!

    Funny phrase "eyelid time" replaces "sleep" in Ambien-induced text.

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    Stuki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me reading it in deep Matt Rose voice

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    Emily M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive taken ambien, it is an EXPERIENCE

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you all get eyelid time

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I took Ambien, the next day I wrote all my 3's backwards. Just 3's, and I could tell there was something wrong with them, but I couldn't figure out what until the day after.

    BasedWang12.3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yoooo ambien can give some really good ones... or you end up with a verrrry poorly sharpied crucifix on your chest with words not even you can understand and wake up confused as s**t because you weren't at a party, but in your own home and your GF has pictures because you were facetiming her

    Adrienne Kushner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn on the TV in the evening and it turns into eyelid theater.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One morning I woke up to go to work only to find that during the night I had "won" four ebay auctions and had eaten all the halloween candy.

    natalie cohen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa ! I used that stuff for a little while, had a very entertaining 2nd life going on…

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ambien can make life interesting. I never leave home without it.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the dentist I say "Time to engage eyelids" so none of the scary equipment is visible

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    #46

    Movable Stick

    Hand holding rolling pin labeled "Movable Stick" in a store.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know those cheap Halloween costumes that didn't buy the rights to a character, so they just call it Metal Man instead of Iron Man, to avoid getting sued? Apparently the word rolling pin is copyrighted too.

    Audacious_1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As opposed to immovable stick 🌳

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm concerned by immovable sticks. They tend to meet unstoppable forces as part of people's thought exercises.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds about right

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    #47

    Add Some Water Croutons To My Drink

    Tweet exchange about ice humorously referred to as "water croutons," showcasing a creative alternative name.

    midicestfini , twitter.com Report

    Razmo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even funnier with French accent

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, just ice. Not Imigration and Customs Enforcement.

    natalie cohen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I’m picturing soggy bread bit ….😝

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    #48

    Stringy Water Vegetable

    Chat about lunch where someone forgets the word for 'celery' and amusingly calls it 'stringy water vegetable'.

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    Lesbian Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah nah nah it's stringy water vegetable definitely not celery

    Thegoodlife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, it is. Celery is mostly made up of H2O and cellulose. You're welcome! 😉

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    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was first learning Greek, boy and cucumber sounded very similar. Had a bad day in a market over this.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "Cold Plant Bones" is just too morbid...

    Daune Tullina
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love celery but hate the strings so I use the potato peeler and remove them. Game changer

    Willow Sunstar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cucumbers taste so much better than celery. Celery is like hairy water in your mouth.

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celery is the sociopath of the vegetable world.

    Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE CELERY!!!!!! I once wrote an essay about it. It's my favorite food, and the most glorious edible stalk ever to exist!!!!!

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    #49

    Reverse Deepthroat

    Funny comments about Zeus and a creative word alternative for "vomit" in screenshot.

    wolveriot714 Report

    Stoopham McFernybabes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell was the context of this conversation??

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the internet. the internet is the context.

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    Joshua Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whistling a solid tune...

    meow point1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who would vomit up a thunderbolt?!

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    #50

    Ah Yes, The Bounce Based Toy

    Trampoline on railway tracks after storm, described humorously as "bounce based toy," highlighting funny failure.

    JeffriT Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bouncy bouncy on shiny choo choo road makes ridey ridey unhappy".

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Train tracks will now be known as choo choo roads

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    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the daily mirror - I’m surprised they didn’t say ‘rail riders won’t go now’

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it's anything like bored panda, you probably can't say TRAMPoline

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey don’t slag the daily mirror. The do their best, which isn’t much at the best of times.

    Michelle Gosney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you've got a word count to hit

    Jessica Cain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes my bounce based toy flew away

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bounce-based toy could be a ball, though. Or a pogo stick.

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    #51

    Meat Twinkie. I’m Scarred Now

    Meat Twinkie. I’m Scarred Now

    GreenBeanPie Report

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    #52

    Hard Hose Clean

    Hard Hose Clean

    dankbeamssmeltdreams Report

    EpicWolfandSparrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but are we gonna talk about the fact that the contact is "beloved eternal partner"?

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that just makes this funnier in a more endearing way though.

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    #53

    My Mom Forgot The Word For Ice Packs

    My Mom Forgot The Word For Ice Packs

    unkelsteve Report

    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice packs seems so boring. Freezy things works for me.

    Oreo Tookie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE Freeze Bricks! I have chronic migraines, and our freezer is full of them!

    Violet (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid we we called them frozen things

    #54

    Teeth Soap

    Teeth Soap

    Doxisafox Report

    Inigo Montoya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It works. Also, I may begin calling toothpaste teeth soap just to mess with my kids.

    Chloé-Louis Beaugrand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it exists. Toothpaste but in bars. I have one at home

    Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen and used tooth tabs and tooth powder but… bars? How does that work? Does one wet the toothbrush and scrub the bar before brushing or…?

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people not call it this just in the normal course of their lives?

    #55

    Clapter

    Clapter

    NedWretched Report

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The room got filled with clapter" Works excellent!

    Good Luckas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #56

    Raw Toast

    Raw Toast

    spubwub Report

    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bread? I'm thinking raw toast is bread, and raw bread is dough?

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    #57

    Wife Said She Goes Earblind... Had To Tell Our Kids

    Wife Said She Goes Earblind... Had To Tell Our Kids

    sj68z Report

    #58

    Flat Cakes

    Flat Cakes

    BMXBikr Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word was in the name 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ya... which domino cake would u prefer domino's or pizza huts/j

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have a craving for "flat cakes". Dinner time shortly anyway... XD

    #59

    Delicious Muslim Rice

    Delicious Muslim Rice

    ramnarayan93 Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they are assigning religion to RICE???!!! The horror...!!! XP (I'm being funny, just in case)

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wrong one no less, for truly Cheesus Rice is our Lord and Savoury. Amen.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favourite dishes is called Massaman curry, which basically means Muslim curry, because of it's Muslim roots.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the biryani from India cuisine? In that case it is not a muslim rice, but more like krishna rice...

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It actually is a Muslim dish. There's quite a lot of Muslims in India, it's the second biggest religion in India.

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    #60

    Can I Get Uhhhh Extra Medium

    Can I Get Uhhhh Extra Medium

    MrRainbowManMan Report

    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we talk about the fact that the school has a merch store! 😮

    Potterhead 0-0
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does as well but I never buy from it because we aren’t allowed to wear any of the clothes at school 🤔

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    Hello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to start saying I'm extra-medium

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how it feels knowing there's a difference between xxl and 2x tbh. XD

    suptho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bigly smalls is the illest.

    Bella V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No lie this should be a thing. Sometimes you're in between sizes. Medium too small but large is just a bit too big. Could work with all sizes. XS, S, S+, XSM, M, M+, XML, L, L+ and Don't want to think about it just lie to me, to cover all other sizes. You're welcome.

    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get what you mean but it doesn't work well for medium. Extra large is just "more large". Extra small is just "more small". Extra medium by extension would be "more medium".

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    #61

    My Roommate Had To Plug Something In So He Asked Me If I Knew Where To Find An "Electricity Hole"

    My Roommate Had To Plug Something In So He Asked Me If I Knew Where To Find An "Electricity Hole"

    interlucid Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope no one told him to put a sock(et) in it lol.

    Brooklynn Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dismayed expression on them clearly fits the situation

    Robert Haseltine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend's brother talked about unplugging as "plug it out"

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call it plug garages more often than I'd like to admit.............

    Pantea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sockets in the picture look offended.

    #62

    Don’t Know If This Counts

    Don’t Know If This Counts

    SlippyMcBuckets Report

    #63

    Salad Frosting

    Salad Frosting

    Dewdeaux , twitter.com Report

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    #64

    Hard Parts In Her Back Jello

    Hard Parts In Her Back Jello

    buhrooked Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not what I am guessing

    Sue User
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother has dementia. This is what it is like. I was making a grocery list and she wanted to make sure I had poppers on list. Laundry pods.

    Terri Alyea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is definitely trying to hard

    #65

    Nailed It

    Nailed It

    bossman2241 Report

    Mrs S
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What pan...?

    Lady Fos-Boss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, but we actually have a little built-in desk area in our kitchen, so the kitchen desk would work.

    Atero
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some country specific? We often use desk or bench describing kitchen top...

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. What country is the kitchen surface you prepare food on a desk? I'm in the US counter is standard, maybe work top if you are being a bit pretentious. In a science laboratory we almost always call our work surface a bench, but in any other context a bench is a thing you sit on. A desk is table you sit at found in classrooms and offices.

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but this is correct word usage. It's only americans that think a pan is called a "skillet".

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brain fart here is that they called their kitchen counter a "desk". Also, most Americans say "frying pan", not skillet. "Skillet" is a regional thing.

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    #67

    Ah Yes, Enslaved Calcium

    Ah Yes, Enslaved Calcium

    Boom2005 Report

    Pookah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean. You can buy liquid calcium citrate

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glad that google understands Primary progressive aphasia

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait I need to test this Edit: I'm extremely disappointed.

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    #68

    What’s A Banana?

    What’s A Banana?

    ItzAction Report

    #69

    Non Binary Weed

    Non Binary Weed

    alwaysC0NFU53D Report

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMFAO this is great. Thank goodness at the dispensary everyone is high and i am sure ppl got a giggle out of it.

    #70

    Dohnuts

    Dohnuts

    PolarHot Report

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeast rings sounds like a disease.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Fart makers” is what they for me !

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeast rings do not sound appetising at all…

    #71

    Pee Wall Things

    Pee Wall Things

    LovelyCommieTommy Report

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    #72

    Water With Attitude

    Water With Attitude

    Moving-thefk-on Report

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tastes like TV static so...

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pulling a Chris Jericho here: A little bit of the bubbly...XP

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    #73

    Cowboy Style Handkerchief Masks

    Cowboy Style Handkerchief Masks

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    Gin. No tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately understood cowboy style handkerchief mask. I think it's much easier to visualize than a bandana.

    Not Telling you
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bandana sounds like a banana that’s in. A band.

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    Sewanee Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of these, like this one, make me feel like I won't be able to remember the word the next time I want it. Are we unlearning?

    Insono
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The subreddit is r/BoneAppleTea for anyone wondering lol

    #74

    Tiny House Village

    Tiny House Village

    TrivialBoot Report

    Nefarious McFarious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is my double wide a mobile McMansion

    Sewanee Citizen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor insulation, super close quarters, AND the heat of the Keys!

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take 2 thanks :) last time I went to the keys I camped and ended up getting a rash from the noseeums had to go to the emergency room and accidentally smacked the nurse when she gave me the shot to get my rash to stop spreAding ! Good times !

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    Owen Jarvis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those look nice. I'd be tempted if they weren't in Florida.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh i read someone calling the 'Tiny House Movement' 'gentrifying the trailer park' a while back.

    #75

    Fat Plants

    Fat Plants

    BoobleGoom Report

    Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually in italian fat plants (piante grasse) is just the way we call them!

    Julie
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In french too; plante grasse

    Yoga Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dickblattgewächse" in Germann, too.

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    #76

    Meta Wild Beef U/Obviousplant Style

    Meta Wild Beef U/Obviousplant Style

    nzgrl74 Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I looked for was the brand name, sure enough, Obvious Plant it is.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to one day find an Obvious Plant in the wild

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    eet eez a damburger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6oeAdemFZw

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more intrigued about "Dronk" up there and then I saw "Hot Donger" XP

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really want this, lol!!

    #77

    It’s Not Wrong

    It’s Not Wrong

    feelthetrees Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, sounds way better when you are CUTTING de KOCK XP

    CozyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣poor de kock though...such unfortunate timing...

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    suptho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never want to finish that race.

    #78

    Seasonings = Flavor Crystals

    Seasonings = Flavor Crystals

    IHeartPallets , twitter.com Report

    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man I do love those flavor crystals

    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly can’t think of what these are actually called! Help me people.

    Claudette Austin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm looking at this photo thinking, "Wow! There really are a lot of flavor crystals".

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call the scent boosters for laundry flavor crystals when I can’t remember the name !

    BasedWang12.3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still not wrong.... Im gonna go ahead and say this one doesn't belong here. I think alotta us woulda said the same lol

    #79

    Leggo My Eggo

    Leggo My Eggo

    PratyThePotato Report

    Aoife Lorris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perks of being a wall fool.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t remember “English Muffins” the other day and I called them “muffins from England” ! I was so close

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    #80

    Polite Hand Holding

    Polite Hand Holding

    yellowelephantboy Report

    Sanchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the person has a good point

    #81

    Guacamole Tree

    Guacamole Tree

    esim03 Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely dehydratation

    ιξε τραωαντι
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They only like rain water not tap. Mineral imbalance

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be insufficient water. Looks like a young (pot grown) tree, though, apparently they don’t like direct sunlight until they’re at least three years old.

    Jack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the regular guac trees. Irish guacamole grows underground. 😁

    Am a hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gd questbn. The emy screen s wet and s cant tye . …. Have a n avcad tree t2 and the eavdees as are turnng brw n why

    #83

    My Coworker Just Called This A "Manual Drill"

    My Coworker Just Called This A "Manual Drill"

    CuteThingsAndLove Report

    ADJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... pretty confusing, as this is not device for drilling, and manual drills exists and are still in use, albait pretty rare nowadays...

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is such a thing. https://home.howstuffworks.com/hand-drill.htm

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    #84

    Whoever Made This Blanket Couldn’t Remember The Word “Puppy”

    Whoever Made This Blanket Couldn’t Remember The Word “Puppy”

    mrvolante Report

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog baby is also correct and quite possibly more apt

    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many times on the internet you see photos captioned 'baby dog', 'baby cow', 'baby horse' etc. It's no wonder that the correct words are dropping out of use when 'cute' versions are so common.

    #85

    Single Person Couch

    Single Person Couch

    SnapesSocks Report

    #86

    Spaghetti Cake?

    Spaghetti Cake?

    ThePositronicBrain Report

    ADJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh, one of my nephew referred once to lasagna as pasta cake...

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, ordering some with the "flat cakes" from earlier lol.

    #87

    Honk-Y Nose Paper

    Honk-Y Nose Paper

    KleptothermaticKyra Report

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    #88

    Food Pipes

    Food Pipes

    shadowfires21 Report

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    esophagus/esophagi. Is it spelled with an “o” in any language?

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legitimate question. I only speak American English & Dutch.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oesophagi or oesophaguses. Both ok

    #89

    Found This One In The Wild

    Found This One In The Wild

    DaLimeWizard Report

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer boatercycle, but to each their own.

    #90

    Oops

    Oops

    nkl0000 Report

    #91

    Lots Of Horse Money

    Lots Of Horse Money

    pandakatie Report

    BasedWang12.3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this person just.... has problems

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    #92

    Bee Syrup

    Bee Syrup

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    Liz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not an example of forgetting a word…this is a remake of Chris Simpsons’ cartoon/meme.

    Call Me Mars
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we not gonna talk about how creepy this is?

    Amanda dando
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what is scarier bee syrup or that winnie the pooh

    nooneimportant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    screenshot from the new winnie the pooh horror movie

    Jesse Channing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously don't even know what I'm looking at

    #93

    Funeral Car

    Funeral Car

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    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and a cemetery is a "snuff paddock".

    marte østensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, we actually call it a "corpse car" in Norway. No kidding

    niki.bordeaux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in German: Leichenwagen. Gotta love our prosaic languages 😁

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    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Tesla hearse is a good idea, actually, or any electric car. Quietly leading the way to the people garden.

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure Tesla owners would appreciate a Tesla hurst. They are a special breed of human.

    MadamGreenIce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to think: is this really called a hurst? It's hearse, by the way.

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    #94

    A Ball Like The Earth

    A Ball Like The Earth

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do make beach balls and such with the earth printed on them

    #95

    Don’t Worry It Just Was My Acc

    Don’t Worry It Just Was My Acc

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    Potato chips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating hairy potatoes, guacamole balls and mini dirt apples can keep u healthy

    ADJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont forget the stringy water vegetable :)

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the kiwi have a crack??

    Maxwell Walker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiwis are birds or people from nz that is a kiwi fruit.

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    #96

    The Holy Breakfast Trinity

    The Holy Breakfast Trinity

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    #98

    Unique Shaped Glass = Decanter

    Unique Shaped Glass = Decanter

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    EpicWolfandSparrow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so yes ik what a decanter is but what are they actually for? Like what is the purpose? Can you not just drink your wine? Do you drink it out of the decanter or pour it in something else? If so, why not just cut out the middle man?

    Exhausted Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to air out your wine and then you pour it into a reg wine glass . Some red wines taste better after sitting out for a while out of the bottle.

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    #99

    Apologies For The Image. I Was Talking To My Friend, And They Couldn't Think Of The Word For "Orca" So They Said The Following: "You, You Know What I'm Talking About, That Pingu-Looking Whale!" Words Are Not Enough

    Apologies For The Image. I Was Talking To My Friend, And They Couldn't Think Of The Word For "Orca" So They Said The Following: "You, You Know What I'm Talking About, That Pingu-Looking Whale!" Words Are Not Enough

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    #100

    Unrelated Image. I Was Talking To A Customer Over The Speaker Last Week And They Asked If Curly Fries Were Seasoned In House. I Said No, They Are Seasoned In The "Big House". I Really Forgot The Word For Factory And Said "Big House"

    Unrelated Image. I Was Talking To A Customer Over The Speaker Last Week And They Asked If Curly Fries Were Seasoned In House. I Said No, They Are Seasoned In The "Big House". I Really Forgot The Word For Factory And Said "Big House"

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    #101

    I Think That’s A Tomato?

    I Think That’s A Tomato?

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you're not permitted to run away to get married... Cantelope.