50 Times People Failed To Remember What A Simple Thing Is Called But Came Up With A Hilarious Alternative That’s Even Better
“What’s the word for when you– Ugh, do you know when you’re… What do you call it when there is a… Oh, it’s on the tip of my tongue! This is driving me crazy! Do you know what I’m talking about?”
We all know that feeling. The frustration and sometimes embarrassment associated with not being able to remember the exact word that you want can be debilitating. “Give me a minute! I’ll remember it!”
But you might not, at least not within the next few minutes. So sometimes in these situations, we desperately reach for whatever our brain can come up with. And if there isn’t an appropriate synonym that comes to mind, we might need to get even more creative.
To celebrate (or mock, we’ll leave that up to you) all of those infuriating “tip of the tongue” moments we all can relate to where we end up creating new words or phrases altogether, the Wildbeef subreddit was born. (I believe the word they were looking for there was cow.)
We’ve gone through and gathered all of the best, most creative and hilarious names people have subbed in for actual words and listed them down below for you all. So enjoy these pics, and be sure to upvote the ones you intend to add to your personal vocabulary.
Let us know in the comments what your favorite back-ups are for words you commonly forget, and then if you’re interested in checking out a Bored Panda, or should I say bored black and white furball, article featuring hilarious words kids have come up with, check out this conglomeration of text next.
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Where Mother
Once I wanted to buy stock cubes at a supermarket in Prague. Usually they have pictures on the packaging, but these didn't. Just red paper with Czech writing that I couldn't understand. Based on previous encounters, I was pretty sure that the staff didn't speak English or German, so this time I didn't bother to ask for translation. I took one cube to the cashier and said: "excuse me, this..." and I started flapping my arms: "boag boag boag...chicken? Or..." I put my both errected forefingers on my head: "Mooooo... cow?" After the lady could stop laughing for a moment and breath again, she put her own forefingers on her head: "Moooo!" :)))
Haha! That's amazing! :D Makes me want to go to Prague! Thanks for making me laugh during this stressful last-minute college packing night I'm having! ❤️
Load More Replies...I had a neighbor, indigenous Taiwanese, who had a restaurant. One time some foreigners came, total language barrier, so she pointed at the chicken dish on the menu and clucked, the beef she out her hands on her temples with her index fingers out and mooed, the pork she oinked. The foreigners oinked and had pork. She said she was worried they'd want fish, because she didn't know what sounds fish make.
Load More Replies...As frustrating and annoying as it may be to not be able to find the perfect word as it’s right on the tip of your tongue, it can also lead to some great comedy. Most of us do not come up with creative and innovative synonyms for common words every day, but when we’re faced with the moment of forgetfulness, our imaginations run wild. Why can’t we call cauliflower “ghost broccoli” or sleep “eyelid time”? We still get our point across, and we might even get a laugh out of whoever we’re talking to.
Some of the examples on this list also feature non-native English speakers who had to get creative when they were lacking the vocabulary they needed, which is totally understandable. It takes a brave person to learn another language and practice it with native speakers, so if they have to come up with their own phrases and words to be understood, more power to them. I am a firm believer in the idea that the point, when speaking a foreign language, is to be understood, not perfect.
Battle Unicorn
My boyfriend has a T shirt that says ‘Save the chubby unicorns’.
Load More Replies...Pandas!!! Tonight we march!!! Unleash the Battle Unicorns!!! For the glory of Pandaria!!! XP XD
We call them high capacity attack bi-corns as most have 2 horns and my oldest is unbelievably pedantic
I have to admit that I too was sitting over here with this face: :| and thinking to myself "except most rhino subspecies have TWO horns...only the Indian subspecies has one horn!" XD I was an English major in college and I can be very pedantic XD Though, of course, referring to them as unicorns is way more fun.
Load More Replies...Go-Go Juice
Fuel is now "Go-Go Juice" and engine is now "Vroom-Vroom Machine" to me XD
Fuel has always been Go-Go Juice in our house. If you put the wrong kind in, it'd be called Stop-Stop Juice!
Load More Replies...There are multiple go-go juices. Do not mix them up.
Load More Replies...If you commonly experience that almost painful “on the tip of your tongue” feeling when trying to come up with a word, you might not know that there is actually a word for that very phenomenon: lethologica. And according to Kendra Cherry at Verywell Mind, this frustrating phenomenon is universal. Studies have found that around 90% of speakers around the world, regardless of their native language, are familiar with this experience. And unfortunately, yet not surprisingly, the frequency of these occurrences tends to increase as we age. Young people tend to have this feeling about once a week, while older adults might experience it as often as every day. It is common for us to remember small amounts of the information we want though, including the first letter of the word we are looking for or how many syllables the word has, for example.
Researchers are not entirely sure why lethologica occurs, but one interesting thing they have learned is that the more time we spend trying to remember a word, the more likely we are to struggle with the same exact word again in the future. "This can be incredibly frustrating—you know you know the word, but you just can't quite get it," says psychologist Karin Humphreys. "And once you have it, it is such a relief that you can't imagine ever forgetting it again. But then you do. So we began thinking about the mechanisms that might underlie this phenomenon."
What Is Gray, Anyway?
The guy is clearly a moron, because every one knows that Gray is just light black.....
hmm... i mean technically speaking both dark white and light black would be correct... cause isnt gray technically a shade and not a full color?
I mean, TECHNICALLY white is not a color, and neither is black.
Load More Replies...Poor guy. She made a fool out of him. Probably her whole family laught at him.
If this story is true as written, and not embellished and/or totally made up, yes, OP's sister was very mean to her boyfriend. :( No need to do it this way. She could have made it a cute and silly thing instead of basically mocking her boyfriend. Though most stories on the internet aren't true, so hopefully this one isn't either XD
Load More Replies...I'm an character illustrator. Once s client asked me if his character could have a "light black" shirt 😅
But darker shades of grey are more like pale black, right ?
I Think It’s Supposed To Be Jerk Chicken
Especially in a game called Subsistence where they like to lead you right towards a bear.
Load More Replies...If you cook me you can be sure I will be rude and unreasonable as well during the process!
Must have been quite the damn chicken to be advertised for its behavior
Sounds About Right
Ouija board in a classroom???? What the heck. Better not be in my kids classroom.
In one study, researchers presented participants with questions that they knew, didn’t know, or had the answers right on the tip of their tongues. For the tip-of-the-tongue answers, participants were then put in groups and given either 10 or 30 seconds to come up with responses. This entire process was then repeated two days later. Researchers found that the longer people worked on coming up with an answer the first day, the more likely they were to repeat that same experience two days later.
“The extra time that people spend trying to dredge up the word is what the researchers describe as ‘incorrect practice’ time,” Karin Humphreys explains. “Instead of learning the correct word, people are learning the mistake itself.” So if your brain is working on overdrive to remember the exact word you want to use, understand that it will actually be better to give your mind some rest. The answer will come to you eventually, or if you really get desperate, you can always Google it.
Slaves With Benefits
Eyes opener....I will never see my self as a free person again
Food Appointment
It's better than making a reservation at the doctor's. Don't ask me how I know
I once tried booking my dog into the vet for his annual health check but couldn't remember what what I wanted, so I asked to book him in for a service... then immediately had to add, "you know, an oil and filter change" as the woman at the counter was clearly wondering if I was asking her to "service" my dog...
Allah Hat
If you have noticed that you have experienced more lethologica than usual over the past year or so, you might not be alone. Brain fog is a common symptom for those of us who have had Covid, but it might be running rampant among everyone else as well. Kaitlyn Wylde addressed this phenomenon in a Bustle piece she wrote titled “One Weird Consequence Of The Pandemic? Forgetting Words”, where she shared the story of Kristin, a women’s health care worker in Denver who reported feeling “verbally rusty” since the onset of the pandemic. “I’ve been experiencing brain fog for the last year, but trying to keep up multiple conversations with different people at the same time over lunch highlighted a new level of fog — I keep forgetting words,” Kristin shared.
Breathn't
I Spit Out My Coffee
An upgrade if you ask me, and brustle-sprouts is just small cabbage.
The best part is that they literally are XD Same overall family as cabbages... they're just tiny and grow on a stalk! (Though broccoli and cauliflower are also just cultivars of the cabbage family...)
Load More Replies...Team Furry
Pretty sure when a football team has a furry, it's called a 'kink'.
Good point. I think Brighton's is a sailor and Manchester city's is moonchester+ moonbean
Load More Replies...Me. Sorry but I just cant condone that kind of stuff. Also yes finally I got called a d**k on the internet! I knew it was gonna happen someday
Load More Replies...HELLO MY COUSIN :D I love your fursona (if that's it in your profile pic!) We're even the same fur color XD
Load More Replies...I'll definitley look up football/soccer teams this year and ask the furries at the next CSD about 'their' teams
In fact, Google Trends data even shows an increase in people searching for words they are forgetting in the second half of 2021. There are several possible reasons for this. One explanation might be the lack of socialization we all experienced during the first year of the pandemic. As we suddenly began working from home and isolating ourselves, it’s likely we all began speaking less in general, and our speech in turn became rusty. Neuropsychologist Dr. Sanam Hafeez told Bustle that stress may also have something to do with this brain fog. “Before the pandemic, many people experienced acute stress, which can cause the body releases stress hormones cortisol and epinephrine,” she explained. “But the pandemic has led many people to become chronically stressed, which means that these stress hormones are being released into the body at much higher rates than usual.”
Delete The Baby
No, that's what the US Supreme Court is trying to do!
Load More Replies...Not really, we use the word abortion a lot here, really really a lot " aborto do caralho " its a very used expression, for dumb people, obnoxious people, rude people, people in general, and as banter between friends.
Load More Replies...Magic Ed Sheeran
Guacamole Ball
And if you have had Covid, you might be missing words way more than usual. Dr. Hafeez explained that research has found increased levels of cytokines, or molecules that cause inflammation, in the fluid around the brain in cancer patients who have also had Covid. These high levels of cytokines persist even weeks after the patients are free of Covid. This inflammation can cause brain fog, as well as impact our quality of sleep, cause stress or anxiety, cause dietary changes, and yes, increase lethologica. “I can say with confidence that in May, just after I was getting my strength back from Covid, that cognitively I could see the words in my head but found it delayed or hard to explain what I was thinking,” one real estate agent told Bustle.
Even Physicists Do It
Friend of mine is a virologist who one day just couldn’t remember the term for a virus with a lot of protein spikes so said ‘Koosh Ball’.
I remember those! They were all the rage for a period back when I was a kid.
Load More Replies...I work in Web Technologies and I can never remember the name for... *looks it up*, "Two-factor authentication". By now I have to accept that it's a total mental block and more than half the time I have to call it "double password". I should add that I have almost the entire CSS3 specification memorized and I can write several scripting languages with minimal research and look up, but "Two-factor authentication" or "2FA", stumps me all the time.
Fun fact, the technical term for "brain freeze" is sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia 🥶
M-mom? I'm suffering from sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia-
Load More Replies...Thanks That’s What It’s Called
But... but... but what about us wares? Or the mazings?
Load More Replies...I don't recall any mention of parachutes in that song.
Load More Replies...darn it i forgot to bring my rising cloth with the elephant trunk handle today
You know, we should lean into this. "Be aware of rainy conditions" has me forgetting the alert before I'm done reading it bc rain just sounds so mundane. Falling water sounds ominous af, like, "Oh gods, from where? How much? Are we talking water balloons? Poseidon's rage? WHAT'S HAPPENING OUTSIDE???"
Hot Veg Smoothie
I first read that as "hot vag smoothie" and now I don't know what to think...
Definitely time for a trip to the OBGYN if you're producing a hot vag smoothie XD Also, thank you. You made me laugh so hard that I scared both of my cats XD
Load More Replies...If you have been feeling the effects of Covid brain fog and increased lethologica, have no fear. Dr. Michelle Braun at Psychology Today has provided some tips for how to keep our brains sharp. First, she recommends that we just keep talking. Allowing ourselves to get hung up on one word usually does more harm than good, so just push through! Even if you don’t come out as eloquent as you would have liked, cut yourself some slack. We can all empathize with the experience. You can always substitute in a synonym as well. Nobody else will know that it wasn’t your first choice, and thankfully, especially in English, there is almost always a synonym that will work perfectly.
Does This Count?
Aye, the best guacamole are the Irish ones. Preferably done with lots of milk and butter XD
My uncle called wasabi “Japanese guac” and he almost ate the whole glob
Horny For Halloween
That must be one sharp love sausage they're carrying around.
Load More Replies...Cousin Bobby is now officially uninvited from ALL holidays!
Then there’s the ones of us that only wish to penetrate a pumpkin but aren’t really that excited to get candy and dress up ! Takes all kind I guess !
Mouth Fonts
I feel like Southern is the opposite of sans serif tbh. It's like, Lucinda Handwriting or Xenippa.
Load More Replies...Thank you. XD I have been having a bad couple of days and you just made me laugh so hard I woke up both cats and I may have peed myself a little.
Load More Replies...Once you finally recall that word that was causing you pain and suffering when you tried to use it earlier, Dr. Braun recommends “repackaging it” so it’s more readily available the next time you want to throw it out. For example, you can think of an image that will help you remember the word or try to differentiate it from words that sound similar but mean something different. Once you have figured out your plan for remembering the word, keep repeating it in your head or try to use it several times that week, so it does not fade out of your memory again. It’s also important to remember that managing stress and making sure you get a good night’s sleep are two more ways to ensure your brain is functioning at full capacity.
Wizard Hair
Going gray on the sides like Doctor Strange must mean I'm the Sorcerer Supreme!
A customer asked my moms coworker who to ask about something-or-other, and he referred to her as the one with senior colored hair and knowledge to match.
2004 & newly divorced. Decided to change my hair. Daughter asks "what color IS your natural hair" and says I "Lets find out". So, I quit coloring it & when the roots became embarrassing I had it all cut. From shoulder length to Jamie Leigh Curtis short. Lo & behold, I have streaks of pure platinum. I am beyond wizard - I am a Goddess.
Honestly, That Makes Perfect Sense Though
Extra funny for Brits as "suspenders" can mean something quite different to us!
Don't keep us in suspension... please elaborate...
Load More Replies...The cleverness, the brain work around I'm impressed by most of these 😂 Panic van 🤣
I was an English/Creative Writing major in college/got my degree in it. I have an extensive vocabulary. I forget words ALL THE TIME. Most of the time, I wave my hands/arms around and say "You know, the THINGY!" XD But I usually then immediately come up with a descriptive collection of words (similar to "panic van" for ambulance). As to why I can't remember the ACTUAL WORD for the thing, but can come up with a 10-word phrase to describe it.... you've got me XD
Load More Replies...Every time I hear the German word for ambulance "krankwagen" I crack up. Equally so for hospital "krankenhaus"
Load More Replies...Lol what does popping a gold cherry mean? A sixth grade teacher posted about popping cherries?
Mini Dirt Apples
Afrikaans is Aartappel. Also meaning earth appel.
Load More Replies...Me too! Especially with vinegar and salt.
Load More Replies...Unpopular opinion: radishes aren’t actually all that bad. Just strongly flavored.
Your opinion is not unpopular with me ;) I love radishes (haven't yet met a veggie/root that I don't like, actually)
Load More Replies...Although it can be funny to hear what creative names people conjure up for items, we should not forget to exercise empathy when someone is struggling to think of a word. Because for some of us, being unable to remember a word can even be a medical condition: aphasia. WebMD defines aphasia as, “a communication disorder that makes it hard to use words” and explains that it can impact our “speech, writing, and ability to understand language”. It usually is the result of a brain injury or damage to the linguistic part of our brains and commonly affects people who have suffered strokes. It can be an incredibly frustrating disorder to live with, so if you know anyone experiencing aphasia, understand that they are doing their best to communicate.
Stories In My Eyes
I love remembering how my Dad would ask us “Did you have little pictures in your sleep?!” when we were kids. 💗
My son woke up crying because "he had to leave this place" asked him where he was going? "off to find my treasure" when I laughed he wasn't very happy because " I might never see him again"
That’s so sweet…when our daughter was 7 yo, she’d climb into bed with us on weekend mornings and tell my husband that his morning breath smelled like a rotten Baconator. She was not wrong, tho.
Mouth Drops
LOL. When my brother was 4 he asked for "cow water" ... a glass of milk. AAAW
a while back my feet were cold, my storebought socks doing a lousy job of keeping them warm. then i remembered my lovely warm homeknit sheeps wool sweater, and thought about how that would feel under my feet, but how do you stick a knit sole under your feet? sooooooo i invented socks... #facepalm
My 3yr old calls sour cream "cow cream" because one time the container had a cow on it.
My mom has a disorder where she can't naturally produce saliva. They do make "eye drops for your mouth"; it's bottled synthetic spit. (Drinking lots of water helps too, but it's not exactly the same.)
Unsleep
Upvoting for funny but can you tell me how I get that song back out of my head now? ;)
Load More Replies...Friends daughter told her dad that she learned how to swear with her fingers.
We hope you are learning some new words and phrases to add to your own personal dictionary from this article. Whether you commonly experience lethologica or you are a walking thesaurus, I’m sure there is something on this list that you have never heard or used yourself. Be sure to keep upvoting the posts that make you question why you don’t use those phrases or terms, and then let us know in the comments what your favorite Wildbeef-worthy word is. And if you want to find even more funny phrases and terms kids have come up with, check out this Bored Panda story next.
Liquid Zoo
Well, maybe water zoo or even salty water zoo 🙃
Load More Replies...Just reading the first sentence I thought 'liquid zoo' meant a 'bar'...
Greyhounds, But In Cursive
Well why wouldn't a majestic floof not have an elegant description? Cursive greyhounds sounds perfect to me.
Sighthound breeds are all so gorgeous and amazing! Borzoi are lovely, and Afghan hounds are sighthounds as well! Check out photos of a breed called the Saluki as well - beautiful dogs! ...then again, ALL dogs are beautiful to me! XD My current puppy is a mix of German Shepherd and Kuchi Dog (also known as Afghan Shepherd/Central Asian Shepherd Dog) and Kuchi Dogs are beautiful as well when owners leave them undocked and uncropped.
Load More Replies...I have a schnauzer puppy and when we were driving to pick her up from the breeder I forgot the name of the breed, so I asked my mom what the word for a grandpa dog was. In case you're not familiar with schnauzers, they have long hair around their faces that looks like a mustache/beard. It's very endearing.
My Swiss brother-in-law asked what a station wagon was and my sister replied that it's a "short SUV"
Laundry Sauce; Clothes Marinade
Also this is not entirely true. It also depends on how the clothing was dyed and you can absolutely leach colors in the wash even with modern laundry sauce
You should wash clothes with like colors at least first couple of times with like colors or ones that don't mind some extra pigment even with modern clothes marinade. After that they should be free of any excessive colorant
Load More Replies...Oh dear lord Edit: ok I can't just let it go. Did you really have to do that? From now on I'll feel so grossed out knowing that my two teenaged boys' sweaty clothes are just....stewing....euck
Load More Replies...If I washed my things without sorting them by color, I will have dishonored all the women in my family who came before me.
I will turn your socks and white shirts pink ! It’s my super power! I’ve done it for 30 years but not like all pink! It’ll at least only be blotchy pink !
I used to mix all my colored laundry, because this is the only way I almost fill my machine. Doing 2 1/2 machine washes seemed wasteful. It's all good, except for the whites (esp. synthetics) - they get greyish over time. So now all whites and beiges get a separate wash.
My husband once made an entire load of laundry PINK. Of course, it didn't bother him because he is color-blind.
Coconut Milk Gone Bad
Or if the milk was bye-bye ready?
Load More Replies...They must work in law and is overworked. Maybe a paralegal for a defense attorney.
My ex-boyfriend is a lawyer. I can totally imagine him asking if the milk was past its statute of limitations. XD
Load More Replies...Juat call it the 'expiry date'. It's a far better way of conjugating 'to expire' than 'expiration', which is horrible and clumsy.
Why were u downvoted... u just making a point??
Load More Replies...Can I Offer You An Egg In These Trying Times?
"I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!" "Eggs. He'd like eggs for breakfast, please".
Eye Weaves
Science Burqa
"Science burqa" should be "lab coveralls". "Hazmat suit" is "safety burqa"
Reminds me of the time I forgot the word "beaker", so I called it a "science cup".
“Feminist Stripping”, “Steampunk Stripping”
From this day forth, "burlesque" shall forever be known as "steampunk stripping for nerds."
Scholars would totally agree that Burlesque is Steampunk Feminist Stripping.
"Stripping for nerds" makes me imagine people coming in wearing cosplay and then taking it all off.
Hungry Slurp
I sort of understand how water hungry is different to thirsty. To me water hungry sounds very much like waking up after you had way too much alcohol the night before and just _need _ anything with water and gulp it down. More than "just" thirsty. I don't drink anymore and certainly don't miss that feeling.
Waddly Cold Bird
Anyone referencing a waddly cold bird would get a bonus point for their keeper score in my book.
Flashes back to a kid in first or second grade. We were discussing Mary Poppins during recess and he starts doing this weird jump while flapping his arms and I asked wtf (minus the f obviously) he was doing. "I'm dancing like the cartoon tuxedos with wings!!!" He meant the penguins during the "Jolly Holiday" and "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious " songs.
“And here you can see the ‘Waddly Cold Bird’ in its natural habitat, the Antarctic”
I don‘t know. That would have been a win for me on a first date. I would have admired the creativity :D
Pee Hose
To all the little girls in the world: You don't need one. (That's what I told my granddaughter when she noticed her brother's 'pee hose'.)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S BAD NOOO STOPPP *smaccs with broom*/j
Load More Replies...Daughter was 3 and I'm giving her a bath. She asked about the difference between boys & girls, so I told her (age appropriate). When walking through my bedroom, she announced to her dad that "When I grow up I'm going to have breasts just like you!" I almost peed myself trying not to laugh. Daddy just nodded and said "Yes, you are." He'll never live it down
My boyfriend bought me one of those little funnel things for women, so when they're traveling/hiking/etc. they don't have to squat and get pee splattered everywhere. I haven't had a chance to use it yet, but I made sure it was the only thing I left in my car (still in its box) when I took my car to the mechanic to get the AC fixed. I'm very twisted.
When i was little (like 3) and and my brother where having a bath and i said to my mum, where is mine?
A Sciencer
Yesterday I couldn’t spell engineer, now I are one (very old joke I saw written on the bogs at uni)
Ow mi gersh u r sow bayd ad lingwizdigz! (Oh my gosh you are so bad at linguistics)
Comical
Trust me, I don’t think u wanna google floor suckers
Load More Replies...Face Pliers
My husband can't remember the word for tweezers either. He makes the pinching movement with his fingers and asks for me "little metal hair grabby thing."
They’re Name Brand, Baby!
My husband and I had only a lose grasp of each others native tounge when we met. This is my excuse for why we use some odd 'covers what we mean' words - even though we do now know. Get some worried looks in public for saying dog flavours.
LOL! When we got our cat, my granny asked what "flavour" of cat he was. She meant his breed.
Love it XD I have a void flavor and a tux flavor currently, what's your cat's flavor? XD ...I always have to smoosh down my inner animal nerd when I go onto cat forums and I see posts saying things like "my cat is half Bengal!" no, that just makes it a Domestic Shorthair; cat breeds don't work like dog breeds do XD I also love seeing posts like "I just adopted this cat! her breed is tabby!" and I'm like AAAAAAAAAAH inside XD
Load More Replies...they do indeed come in chocolate and vanilla
Load More Replies...Charlie Brown misspelt 'beagle' in a spelling bee and Lucy screamed: "You can spell the brand of your own dog!"
My Cousin Just Opened Her Fridge And A Stick Of Butter Tumbled Out. She Said "Someone Did Not Shut The Butter Mansion."
Clearly. It's the most valuable real estate of the refrigerator.
Load More Replies...My house its just the medication shelf.. But now.. Its the meds mansion!
I have diabetes, as did my mother & a few generations of grandparents (on both sides)--it's always been "where the insulin lives."
Load More Replies...Pancake Sauce
Hey pass me the tomato blood please, it has to go with these carb veggie sticks. Thanks man.
I have asked a waitress for more pancake sauce. Possibly in the last month.
Going to mcdonalds and asking for hotcake sauce there next time.
Can't Wait Until Eyelid Time!
yoooo ambien can give some really good ones... or you end up with a verrrry poorly sharpied crucifix on your chest with words not even you can understand and wake up confused as s**t because you weren't at a party, but in your own home and your GF has pictures because you were facetiming her
I turn on the TV in the evening and it turns into eyelid theater.
One morning I woke up to go to work only to find that during the night I had "won" four ebay auctions and had eaten all the halloween candy.
Whoa ! I used that stuff for a little while, had a very entertaining 2nd life going on…
Load More Replies...At the dentist I say "Time to engage eyelids" so none of the scary equipment is visible
Movable Stick
Add Some Water Croutons To My Drink
Stringy Water Vegetable
Technically, it is. Celery is mostly made up of H2O and cellulose. You're welcome! 😉
Load More Replies...When I was first learning Greek, boy and cucumber sounded very similar. Had a bad day in a market over this.
I love celery but hate the strings so I use the potato peeler and remove them. Game changer
Cucumbers taste so much better than celery. Celery is like hairy water in your mouth.
I LOVE CELERY!!!!!! I once wrote an essay about it. It's my favorite food, and the most glorious edible stalk ever to exist!!!!!
Reverse Deepthroat
Ah Yes, The Bounce Based Toy
Train tracks will now be known as choo choo roads
Load More Replies...It’s the daily mirror - I’m surprised they didn’t say ‘rail riders won’t go now’
Well, if it's anything like bored panda, you probably can't say TRAMPoline
Meat Twinkie. I’m Scarred Now
Hard Hose Clean
Okay but are we gonna talk about the fact that the contact is "beloved eternal partner"?
that just makes this funnier in a more endearing way though.
Load More Replies...My Mom Forgot The Word For Ice Packs
I LOVE Freeze Bricks! I have chronic migraines, and our freezer is full of them!
Teeth Soap
It works. Also, I may begin calling toothpaste teeth soap just to mess with my kids.
Actually, it exists. Toothpaste but in bars. I have one at home
I have seen and used tooth tabs and tooth powder but… bars? How does that work? Does one wet the toothbrush and scrub the bar before brushing or…?
Load More Replies...Clapter
Raw Toast
Bread? I'm thinking raw toast is bread, and raw bread is dough?
Load More Replies...Wife Said She Goes Earblind... Had To Tell Our Kids
Please. Take. The needle. Out of her arm. She's done. She needs that blood.
Flat Cakes
Oh ya... which domino cake would u prefer domino's or pizza huts/j
Load More Replies...Now I have a craving for "flat cakes". Dinner time shortly anyway... XD
Delicious Muslim Rice
Now they are assigning religion to RICE???!!! The horror...!!! XP (I'm being funny, just in case)
The wrong one no less, for truly Cheesus Rice is our Lord and Savoury. Amen.
Load More Replies...One of my favourite dishes is called Massaman curry, which basically means Muslim curry, because of it's Muslim roots.
Isn't the biryani from India cuisine? In that case it is not a muslim rice, but more like krishna rice...
It actually is a Muslim dish. There's quite a lot of Muslims in India, it's the second biggest religion in India.
Load More Replies...Can I Get Uhhhh Extra Medium
Idk why but I’m going to upvote a deleted comment I can’t see
Load More Replies...Mine does as well but I never buy from it because we aren’t allowed to wear any of the clothes at school 🤔
Load More Replies...No lie this should be a thing. Sometimes you're in between sizes. Medium too small but large is just a bit too big. Could work with all sizes. XS, S, S+, XSM, M, M+, XML, L, L+ and Don't want to think about it just lie to me, to cover all other sizes. You're welcome.
I get what you mean but it doesn't work well for medium. Extra large is just "more large". Extra small is just "more small". Extra medium by extension would be "more medium".
Load More Replies...My Roommate Had To Plug Something In So He Asked Me If I Knew Where To Find An "Electricity Hole"
Don’t Know If This Counts
Salad Frosting
Hard Parts In Her Back Jello
Nailed It
ok, but we actually have a little built-in desk area in our kitchen, so the kitchen desk would work.
Interesting. What country is the kitchen surface you prepare food on a desk? I'm in the US counter is standard, maybe work top if you are being a bit pretentious. In a science laboratory we almost always call our work surface a bench, but in any other context a bench is a thing you sit on. A desk is table you sit at found in classrooms and offices.
Load More Replies...but this is correct word usage. It's only americans that think a pan is called a "skillet".
The brain fart here is that they called their kitchen counter a "desk". Also, most Americans say "frying pan", not skillet. "Skillet" is a regional thing.
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Ah Yes, Enslaved Calcium
Wait I need to test this Edit: I'm extremely disappointed.
What’s A Banana?
Non Binary Weed
Dohnuts
Pee Wall Things
Water With Attitude
I'm pulling a Chris Jericho here: A little bit of the bubbly...XP
Cowboy Style Handkerchief Masks
I immediately understood cowboy style handkerchief mask. I think it's much easier to visualize than a bandana.
Bandana sounds like a banana that’s in. A band.
Load More Replies...some of these, like this one, make me feel like I won't be able to remember the word the next time I want it. Are we unlearning?
Tiny House Village
I’ll take 2 thanks :) last time I went to the keys I camped and ended up getting a rash from the noseeums had to go to the emergency room and accidentally smacked the nurse when she gave me the shot to get my rash to stop spreAding ! Good times !
Load More Replies...Fat Plants
Actually in italian fat plants (piante grasse) is just the way we call them!
Meta Wild Beef U/Obviousplant Style
First thing I looked for was the brand name, sure enough, Obvious Plant it is.
I would love to one day find an Obvious Plant in the wild
Load More Replies...I'm more intrigued about "Dronk" up there and then I saw "Hot Donger" XP
It’s Not Wrong
Seasonings = Flavor Crystals
I honestly can’t think of what these are actually called! Help me people.
I'm looking at this photo thinking, "Wow! There really are a lot of flavor crystals".
I call the scent boosters for laundry flavor crystals when I can’t remember the name !
still not wrong.... Im gonna go ahead and say this one doesn't belong here. I think alotta us woulda said the same lol
Leggo My Eggo
I couldn’t remember “English Muffins” the other day and I called them “muffins from England” ! I was so close
Guacamole Tree
Gd questbn. The emy screen s wet and s cant tye . …. Have a n avcad tree t2 and the eavdees as are turnng brw n why
Much Better Than Changing Room
My Coworker Just Called This A "Manual Drill"
there is such a thing. https://home.howstuffworks.com/hand-drill.htm
Whoever Made This Blanket Couldn’t Remember The Word “Puppy”
Single Person Couch
what is a hcair? i only see a single person couch.
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Honk-Y Nose Paper
Food Pipes
Legitimate question. I only speak American English & Dutch.
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Oops
Lots Of Horse Money
Bee Syrup
Your wish is my command m’lord/m’lady/m’(insert other options) 17483CDB-1...27359.jpeg
Funeral Car
Same in German: Leichenwagen. Gotta love our prosaic languages 😁
Load More Replies...A Tesla hearse is a good idea, actually, or any electric car. Quietly leading the way to the people garden.
I’m sure Tesla owners would appreciate a Tesla hurst. They are a special breed of human.
It took me a while to think: is this really called a hurst? It's hearse, by the way.
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Don’t Worry It Just Was My Acc
Eating hairy potatoes, guacamole balls and mini dirt apples can keep u healthy
Kiwis are birds or people from nz that is a kiwi fruit.
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Sheeplets
Unique Shaped Glass = Decanter
Ok so yes ik what a decanter is but what are they actually for? Like what is the purpose? Can you not just drink your wine? Do you drink it out of the decanter or pour it in something else? If so, why not just cut out the middle man?
It's to air out your wine and then you pour it into a reg wine glass . Some red wines taste better after sitting out for a while out of the bottle.
Load More Replies...Apologies For The Image. I Was Talking To My Friend, And They Couldn't Think Of The Word For "Orca" So They Said The Following: "You, You Know What I'm Talking About, That Pingu-Looking Whale!" Words Are Not Enough
Unrelated Image. I Was Talking To A Customer Over The Speaker Last Week And They Asked If Curly Fries Were Seasoned In House. I Said No, They Are Seasoned In The "Big House". I Really Forgot The Word For Factory And Said "Big House"
My nephew was running errands with his uncle and his uncle's husband, and while they were out, a man made some homophobic comment to them. His uncles told the guy off, and my nephew was impressed. When relaying the story to his father, my nephew called the man "Gaycist" because he didn't know the word homophobic. Gaycist is now part of my vocabulary.
oh my gosh, that's what I'm gonna call homophobes from now on! thank you for sharing this with us 😂
Load More Replies...More of a translation problem, in dutch we have an expression for a cat pushing its head into and along your leg while purring, ‘kopjes geven’. I translated this as: the cat is giving head. Sorry
After 3 years abroad, I was struggling to speak my native language. Frustrated, I told my mother that I refuse to speak to my birth giver in a foreign language and asked her to tell me what a "cow house/holder" is called.
A barn ? Is that what you were going for ? The “holder” is throwing me.
Load More Replies...Many years ago teenager me, even less fluent in English than now, sat for dinner with a group of north American girls. After a while I asked one of them: "can you pass me that sour stuff please?" I meant vinegar :)) They were rolling on the floor, but I learned a new word that I'll never forget :)
Two from my partner: "Will you get me some hookers?" (clothes hangers) and "From this angle, [the dog] looks like a rat with hands" (raccoon).
I've had to mime coathangers in a hotel because the receptionist didn't know the word. This was in London. The little lightbulb moment when she got it was lovely.
Load More Replies...My child once came to their mother rubbing their chest. They said, "My front spine hurts." They meant their Sternum. We bring it up randomly just to remind them.
Back in 2005, when Pope John Paul II was very ill, my parents and I were talking about him at dinner, and for the life of me, I could not remember the word "papacy." So what came out of my mouth was "He's had the third longest popehood in history." My father nearly fell off of his chair laughing at me.
My nephew was running errands with his uncle and his uncle's husband, and while they were out, a man made some homophobic comment to them. His uncles told the guy off, and my nephew was impressed. When relaying the story to his father, my nephew called the man "Gaycist" because he didn't know the word homophobic. Gaycist is now part of my vocabulary.
oh my gosh, that's what I'm gonna call homophobes from now on! thank you for sharing this with us 😂
Load More Replies...More of a translation problem, in dutch we have an expression for a cat pushing its head into and along your leg while purring, ‘kopjes geven’. I translated this as: the cat is giving head. Sorry
After 3 years abroad, I was struggling to speak my native language. Frustrated, I told my mother that I refuse to speak to my birth giver in a foreign language and asked her to tell me what a "cow house/holder" is called.
A barn ? Is that what you were going for ? The “holder” is throwing me.
Load More Replies...Many years ago teenager me, even less fluent in English than now, sat for dinner with a group of north American girls. After a while I asked one of them: "can you pass me that sour stuff please?" I meant vinegar :)) They were rolling on the floor, but I learned a new word that I'll never forget :)
Two from my partner: "Will you get me some hookers?" (clothes hangers) and "From this angle, [the dog] looks like a rat with hands" (raccoon).
I've had to mime coathangers in a hotel because the receptionist didn't know the word. This was in London. The little lightbulb moment when she got it was lovely.
Load More Replies...My child once came to their mother rubbing their chest. They said, "My front spine hurts." They meant their Sternum. We bring it up randomly just to remind them.
Back in 2005, when Pope John Paul II was very ill, my parents and I were talking about him at dinner, and for the life of me, I could not remember the word "papacy." So what came out of my mouth was "He's had the third longest popehood in history." My father nearly fell off of his chair laughing at me.
