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Crowdfunding platforms are perfect for opportunists. Creating a campaign is fast and easy, and you're not really losing anything if it fails. Well, maybe except for your dignity.

But as you might've already seen in our earlier publication on the subreddit 'DontFundMe', when you're desperate, you don't worry about such a minuscule "tax."

Beggars continue pleading for money on the internet, so we decided to see which of their attempts were spotted by the online community, and let's just say that they are just as sad, funny, and infuriating as they've ever been.

#1

Not Just A Vacation, But One That Costs More Than Most Of You Make A Year Please

Not Just A Vacation, But One That Costs More Than Most Of You Make A Year Please

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The Silly Stellar Jay
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Particularly, no one is going to fund a dream you might "forget about".

Sunshine Sunshine
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they’ll never “forget what you did” 😂

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Jeroen Mulder
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was asking for 105,000

Remi (He/Him)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who on earth needs that much for a trip to Japan? Btw. four weeks for two with flights accomodations, transfers between cities, food + everything else: Around 5000€

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Paulo Freitas
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always dreamed in having a Bentley Continental GT, and its not gonna be easy for me to buy it right now, só if 275 000 of you people donate just 1€ i may be able to achieve my dream, if you help me achive my dream, i'l make a video of me seated on the exquisit leather seats of my new " Conti "...... PS, i might need future support, tires and maintenance are quite expencive.... Lmao

Ian Webling
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have a goal you're desperate to fulfil but you may "forget about" it!

Robert McKenzie
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"This is what a job is for. Get one." Great idea! Better yet, get the *right* job! I was paid by work to go to Tokyo (twice), Taipei, Manila, KL (five times), Singapore and the US (often). You can always take leave and extend your stay - at your own expense, but at least the airfares are already paid.

David
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG. "before I forget about it".

Dash Junior
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Since I saw the movie Lost In Translation I have wanted to visit Tokyo so that I can go to a karaoke bar and sing, What’s So Funny About Peace Love and Understanding.

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    #2

    Using Gofundme For A Vacation

    Using Gofundme For A Vacation

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    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you're probably tired of running out of arguments to support your case...

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The OP might find the arguments *at work*, like everybody else 🙃

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    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something an influencer would say

    Legless_snake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m tired of giving money to people who if the tables were turned, wouldn’t give me anything

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why these don't get taken down right away or flagged?

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask the rich to pay more taxes then you could probably go as paycheck-paycheck may be slightly less hindering. It's they that should pay theoretically pay for your trip, not us.

    Cal the dragon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I wanna go there too. But for a different reason. Uh, if you don't know me, it's meeting Imagine Dragons.

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not too tired to be an idiot, i see

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    Crowdfunding has seen many outrageous successes during its rise in the consumer products industry. Everything from the Pebble Watch to the Coolest Cooler and even potato salad has been funded successfully on Kickstarter, giving people hope that anyone can be a winner.

    However, according to Fundera, the average success rate is merely 22.4% of crowdfunding campaigns across all platforms. (If you look individually at Kickstarter, it goes up slightly to just over 37%.) And as we can see in the pictures, there's a whole bunch of people dragging down the figure.

    #3

    Fundraiser For Chairs For Our Brave Police So They Don't Have To Stand Around During School Shootings

    Fundraiser For Chairs For Our Brave Police So They Don't Have To Stand Around During School Shootings

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    Shine Chisholm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't about chairs. This is about being pissed off that police weren't following active shooter protocols and allowed children to die horrible deaths.

    feminist percussionist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this is fake…don’t know why people donated to it

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    Omni Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, this is clearly a commentary on how the police were doing nothing during school shootings. Read the paragraph below the image.

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so conflicted on this, because it’s hilarious but then it’s also not

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a grown, huge bear of a police officer break down in tears and say, "This s**t is ridiculous! We have to work harder for our babies!" He doesn't like the active shooter protocols.

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this is actually brilliant. I'm pretty sure the money went to the victims' families too.

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't need chairs, they need Oz the Great and Terrible to give them some courage.

    corgiobsessed00
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure this is a fake fundraiser meme... Why would the NRA and Trump donate to a cause created by Ted Cruz?

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how about some slightly used coffins instead

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    #4

    Xavier Does Need His Premium Olive Oil

    Xavier Does Need His Premium Olive Oil

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    Pope Francis Official™
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer my olive oil lightly fuc̄ked

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the so-called 'friends' could pool their funds to replace it?

    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You realize this "go fund me" was created by his flatmates to rebuke his complaints and publicly humiliate him, presumably for asking for a replacement (or maybe even just for complaining at all) - right?

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    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is basically making fun of Xavier via "go fund me", as he obviously dared to complain about some flatmates´ guests using up his expensive olive oil. So maybe they didn´t use all that much and Xavier is being dramatic. But as a foodie I tend to side with him here: it sucks to spend good money on food and then have it used for days without asking by some flatmate. Not to speak to then be publicly humiliated for complaining towards flatmates. So maybe it was all in good humour, but my guess is on Xavier just being out looking for another room...

    featherytoad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Premium olive oil doesn't come in a clear plastic bottle with a thumbs up sign on it.

    Steve Ramaekers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And made me laugh. Hilarious! Some fun in life. I could totally see my son or nephews doing this with their buddies.

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    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emphasis on "Virgin" for some reason.

    Vic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe that's how they USED his olive oil..

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    MrLoufoque
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funnier thing is that the "Pouce" ("thumb") brand is the cheap discount brand made and sold by French retailer Auchan. It's actually cheaper and lower quality than the Auchan brand itself (the same way Carrefour has the Carrefour and Carrefour Discount brands sold in its supermarket).

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it just be easier to buy the jackass another bottle on the condition he shuts up about it.

    Mary Lou
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the roommates let their friends use all the oil and now the roommates want you to pay for new oil so they can repay their friend. lol.

    Susan Teter
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I won't chip in for the PREMIUM evoo, but I will PAY for the "rode hard and put up wet" evoo...cuz that's the taste that gofundme left in my mouth!!!

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    #5

    Why Would You Do This? (I Used Inspect Element To Remove All Identifying Names, No Other Details Were Changed)

    Why Would You Do This? (I Used Inspect Element To Remove All Identifying Names, No Other Details Were Changed)

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am looking for the alternate universe in which this concerns me or anyone ever.

    Tai Dallen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not. I Don't want to be in that universe.

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    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please give me $450,000. I promise I won't waste it on a scam artist. Signed...a scam artist.

    Gøøse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help a "non-victim" if the Tinder Swindler? How about you give me $1,500 (because I am a "non-victim" of a violent robbery).

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting twist on 'just give me enough money to buy a house because I can't be bothered to make the effort". Dearie, you haven't actually given me a REAL reason to do so!

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is everyone spelling her name wrong?! It's TILDA SWINTON. It's not that hard - c'mon people, get it right. /jk gWbX3a7V2M...772d45.jpg gWbX3a7V2MgRMRzekfITNcb27xV-63d265a772d45.jpg

    Legless_snake
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo, you want money for, NOT falling for a scam? I am so confused

    Max M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heavy edited picture, bad decision making. Let us help her to make more bad decisions

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're looking for a FIRST home, and you are begging for money for that, maybe set your sights a little lower than a half million pounds.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are more deserving people than those looking for a quick f**k.

    Lynette Cridge
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a difference type of swindler

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    Still, the global crowdfunding market size was valued at $1.49 billion in 2021 and is expected to expand at a compound annual growth rate of 16.2% until 2030.

    Experts believe that rising crowdfunding activities on social media platforms to increase the demand and presence of upcoming projects is a significant factor driving the market growth.

    #6

    This Dude Has Asked For $5k Three Times Since August. The First One Was Funded, The Second Was Not, Now For Part 3. He Claims He Needs Money For The Doctors Yet Right After The First One Was Funded He Was Talking About Going To Concerts And Bought New Equipment For His Non Existent Tattoo Business

    This Dude Has Asked For $5k Three Times Since August. The First One Was Funded, The Second Was Not, Now For Part 3. He Claims He Needs Money For The Doctors Yet Right After The First One Was Funded He Was Talking About Going To Concerts And Bought New Equipment For His Non Existent Tattoo Business

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, a*ssholes like this who lie about need are terrible. And I'm pretty sure this is technically fraud, but I guess it depends on where you live.

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High 'blood sugar' IS diabetes. Either his doc's a quack or he's making s**t up for money.

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is genuinely possible that the blood sugar issues are caused by some other problem. However, this guy seems to just be a scammer.

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    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to give this guy *some* credit for his apparently unbridled optimism. But then PT Barnum said a fool was born every minute. I think he underestimated.

    The voice of reason
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe its because of those his a*s holes in your lobes.

    Mora Chilis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to see the links LOL

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    #7

    Let’s Beg For Snack Money When We Are Getting 2k+ In Per Diem Alone

    Let’s Beg For Snack Money When We Are Getting 2k+ In Per Diem Alone

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    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    has anyone seen the bridal shower/bachelorette party/ divorce party cars that say: hey! im getting married/divorced! buy me a drink! Venmo blah blah blah. Cause ive seen like five around where i live its so weird.

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should I buy *anyone* a drink unless I already know them; want to repay the favour, or get to know them better? Has entitlement gone rampant?

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    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHE? If the Marines are sending you to North Carolina, they will pay your removal and travel expenses! WTF do you want from us and WHY?

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Marine, this is embarrassing that we have these type of people. Not surprising, but embarrassing. You do get paid for your travel, however, I think it's once you arrive and turn in your receipts. (Unless that's changed?) If they get people to donate to them, they don't need to get reimbursed from Uncle Sam.

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Military pay IS s****y, but I think you can afford 'snacks'.

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should at least provide food if they're already sending them on a road trip instead of a flight.

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    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen ppl do this exact same thing but with honeymoons/Disney trips!

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is particularly sad. Sad, as in pitiful.

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The military pays for your move, stop asking for money for that.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the Marines not pay for the move? I grew up Army and, every time we moved, guys in fatigues came and packed and loaded everything and unpacked and unloaded everything on the other end. It cost us nothing to move. Any expenses associated with the move were covered. This guy is asking to be paid twice to eat. I wonder how much all those decals cost...

    Amy Manning
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They totally do, and the family gets a very generous per diem whenever they have to travel for the military. (I worked for the Armed Forces Emergency Service branch of the Red Cross in the early 2010s. Per diem back then just for food for one person was around $50.)

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    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think the Marines would have something to say about this when they get to South Carolina. They are generally pretty protective about their image.

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    #8

    Well, He Has A Goal

    Well, He Has A Goal

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    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are honest but why only 543?

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are TRULY broke (and sad) then $543 will definitely help, money wise. At least for now. But it won't make you happy.

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    emowankinemo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was an infected limb

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read about how severe an Akita dog bite can be. Sooo... yeah, my imagination also went to an infected limb.

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    Thegoodboi
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Mr Crab

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can do that? Because Im broke and sad as well, i don't have a picture of a crab, but i have my sisters cat sleeping Next to me on the sofá......

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it's the crab that wants money

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd give money to the crab, but she's taking him to court for posting her pic without permission.

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    Erika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he’s honest about it

    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $543?? B***H IM TRYING THIS IMMEDIATELY

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was smart, he'd have claimed it was for the care and feeding of his adorable pet crab.

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    #9

    Soundcloud Rapper Doesn't Want To Pay With His Own Money

    Soundcloud Rapper Doesn't Want To Pay With His Own Money

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    Dekker451
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shamiquavius Davis IV. Not to be confused with his friends L'carpetron Dookmarriot, Saggitarriutt Jefferspin, Bisquiteen Triscuit, Cartoons Plural, Equine Ducklings, Firstname Lastname and Harvard Oxford (Yale).

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    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heyyy, im gonna be a future author, sooo buy my book! it's not out yet, but if you could just donate like $20 that'd be great

    Matt W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably a facetious post yall, come on.

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shamiquavius? more like Scamiquavius.

    RayRayBean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $8 is enough for your happy meal. Go buy it and then never do that ever again

    corgiobsessed00
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's enough for 2 happy meals where I live lol

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    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Ronald McDonald carrying a knife? (This guy can suck the right off, btw).

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    English writer and comedian James Harris thinks content creators could learn a few things from these ridiculous campaigns.

    "A lot of people don’t feel comfortable asking for help from their audience," Harris said. "Frankly, it’s a little demeaning to have to do so even after you’ve already invested time in making something; obviously people who make stuff think it’s good or they wouldn’t have spent time doing so. Imagine this in a restaurant — “Did you enjoy the meal I cooked you? Would you like to pay for it?” To use crowdsourcing platforms, a degree of extroversion (and at worse narcissism) is required from the outset. An individual needs to act, as the screenwriter John Brownlow told me, as their own carnival barker.'"

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    #10

    I Have A Lot Of Stuff

    I Have A Lot Of Stuff

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person's dream is another's nightmare.

    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooo that’s what my coworker was wearing

    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh. I’m a dsmp fan, but that is absolutely ridiculous.

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, honey, I can MAKE a s****y hoodie like that for about $12.

    JLS
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow I can buy a cheap hoodie sweatshirt and have my 5 year old niece draw on it, AND charge $80? Not only that, someone will call it their "dream" merch? I have been doing this whole life thing wrong.

    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dream is a Minecraft player who’s popular. The fanbase is insanely toxic. When I was a teachers assistant/club moderator for a school it was a banned topic

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    #11

    Buy Me Food Cause I’m A Queen

    Buy Me Food Cause I’m A Queen

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    N Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single word here makes perfect sense, but put together in this order magically becomes absolute nonsense. Is she asking for someone to just pay for her dinner?

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a hardass working woman, if I want seafood, I’ll go buy it my damn self

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I am 40 year old and never found a wife, i deserve this caviar stranger please give me money."

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the Goddess of the Hot Wing. Give me money or whatever so I can get me a bag of Great Value wings to eat alone in my kitchen at 11:37pm with my cat, Rex Zimmerman. Or don't, whatever.

    Mike Hunt
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    2 years ago

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    Please no!! You know she’s pushing 400lbs

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    Currentlylost
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm how ‘bout no, QuEeN. Get your sleeping beauty butt up and work for those $150

    Mrs.King0315
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this Queen Goddess wonders why she is single?

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Cause we're living in a material world And I am a material girl

    Cafesinner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this person is just a findomme lol it's a consensual k!nk

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    #12

    Donated So Much To Truckers Convoy, Can't Afford Legal Fees After Getting Arrested Blocking Major Trade Route

    Donated So Much To Truckers Convoy, Can't Afford Legal Fees After Getting Arrested Blocking Major Trade Route

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    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't see this all the way through" Says it all, really. Typical stupid anti-vaxxer.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like Danny made some really poor decisions and expects everyone to rally behind him. 🤔

    Wicked Moon216
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean none of the truckers he tried to "help", or any of his Republican buddies would bail him out or pay his legal fees??? How odd! :-D

    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charges and fees may affect your life in a very negative way? That must have been a really big surprise for someone...

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it the kids say about forking around and finding out? Yeah, this guy is forked.

    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is nothing. But you can pride yourself on being on this level of stupid.

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decisions come with consequences. For this guy, not the online community.

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    #13

    I Wonder If This Guy’s Still On The Toilet

    I Wonder If This Guy’s Still On The Toilet

    IPostStuff_OnReddit Report

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh, aiming for the high quality!

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my measures of being an adult is always having toilet paper. If you run out you failed adult that week

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At $13, it had better be triple-ply.

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How's your toothpaste holding out? I'm making a shopping list, then I'm going to wipe my a*s with it.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, have not heard dookie since elementary school 😂

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit late! Does the concept of PLANNING AHEAD ring a bell?

    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And absolutly planning ahead before you hear the doorbell ring! 😳 Good rule: check the paper admont before sitting on the toilet...

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    Omni Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toilet paper is more precious than diamonds these days... I hope some brave soul donated to help him out

    V Martinez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only he was smart enough to get in the shower to clean his "brain". Hehe

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've all been there before though right? Nothing sucks more than realizing you're out of tp when you need it

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    #14

    At Least There's No Sob Story

    At Least There's No Sob Story

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    DCB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah...admit it - you whipped the controller at the TV because you couldn't get past that darn level 2..

    CG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen gamer rage before. That mark/where it cracked is more convincing of a controller getting yeeted at the TV.

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    Nofacenocase
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the censored word? My slutty TV?

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao that would be funny but I think it's "s h i t t y"

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    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your TV "dropped". Of its own accord? Then claim on warranty! Of course, if you spent less time playing games, you could get a job and afford to BUY a new TV. BTW, from where did you 'bring' Doom Eternal' to your current site?

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did your s****y tv 'drop'? A gamer obsession will ruin your life, kid.

    Lord Rimuru
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would also ask for a new TV if I just broke mine after getting DOOM Eternal

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche will occasionally jump on the TV stand. As I'd have to do a GoFundMe to replace the TV, my heart drops every time.

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    #15

    The Way My Jaw Dropped When I Saw This

    The Way My Jaw Dropped When I Saw This

    TyrannosaurusWrecks_ Report

    Denise Melek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does edtwt mean? I'm old

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating disorder twitter. She says he's the one with the eating disorder so I can't image a scale is a very healthy gift

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    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pathetic..how about you make him.somethinf then

    Raccoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her bf has an eating disorder. A scale is a very good way to make it worse

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let go, or sacked for being a parasite?

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't *know* that; but I fully understand your reasoning!

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    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So get another job, like the rest of us responsible adults.

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am giving you both the gift of laughter.

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    #16

    Get A Job

    Get A Job

    tobinbridge27 Report

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello, i am a nigerian prince"

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I'm a Nigerian Prince. You beautiful you want to marry and have children I need you to send me £1000 through western union please thank you lol

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah NUC. I wanted to visit when I was as child too. But then the meds wore off and I remembered proof reading was a thing.

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY dream is to become a successful model and actor. However, one look in the mirror tells me that will NOT happen. No stupid donations via ANY platform will change that. They would only make me *slightly* less desperate for money. What a shame there are no roles for Charles Laughton types anymore!

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what the world needs. Another model/actor/influencer/astrologer to the stars/ game show card flipper/attention addict.

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad the reward is only the personal satisfaction of knowing you helped her achieve her goal

    Imjust jim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pia Zadora - way way old time - in those days go fund was a billboard by the hwy.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I wanted to be an astronaut or lawyer when I was a kid.

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    #17

    What The Hell

    What The Hell

    TheRedditManIsHere1 Report

    Omni Unicorn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a great idea! I'd love to help these guys beat the system :)

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After selling the non existing airport, now I will sell this super existing school. I've learned from my mistake..... /jk

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    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this is pretty funny and kinda cute. They're kids just trying to live the dream lol!

    Zara Hassan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Disney channel TV series plot

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha until their school turns into a Lord of the Flies situation 😶

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the real reason we desperately need public education.

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the school were *worth* buying, they would have been made a offer already. BTW, *why* is it a private school which cannot make ends meet? The govt should simply take it over.

    Evolbeky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a group of kids trying to buy the school they go to so they can just play around all day.

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    #18

    Texas Police Officer Who Deleted Child Porn From Hospital Patient's PC Was Fired And Is Now Asking For Help

    Texas Police Officer Who Deleted Child Porn From Hospital Patient's PC Was Fired And Is Now Asking For Help

    Cmdr_Nemo Report

    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the f**k is the censoring doing on his face

    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we might recognize him if we see the tip of his nose duh

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    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo…you want to be rewarded for *shuffles paper around*. Obstruction of Justice by deleting evidence against a suspect ? Seriously? You’re not even ashamed to be throwing your face around after that ? Yeah, that’s gonna be a no for me. Pandas, how do you vote? Lol

    Ingeborg Børch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people have basically paid him not knowing what he did?

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck has the censor done on this?

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with this? What is wrong with the hospital?!

    Busy Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he deleted it rather than report it

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    #19

    I'm Out Of Words

    I'm Out Of Words

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me money, so I can share with you my secret to making money.

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1 set up go fund me Step 2 get people to send money on the promise of telling them how to make money Step 3 when people send money send them the list you've just read. Step 4 sit and watch the money cone in

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. And I’ll let you in on a secret to how I got ocean front property in Arizona too.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a signup up link and each gets a sign up bonus. Robinhood does this along with others.

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why yes, I am a Nigerien prince. Send me money.

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, buddy. Give me a link to Amway.

    corgiobsessed00
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I got from this: "HELP FUND MY PYRAMID SCHEME"

    Page intentially left blank
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, your GoFundMe request *is* actually begging for money

    #20

    Valorant

    Valorant

    classicyeeter Report

    sayanything
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a 'game' for you. Go on a quest to find an employer.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Valorant in particular? It’s not even a game which needs high specs, just a good setup.

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should ANYONE upgrade his school laptop to enable him to play a game?

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone doesn't understand the word "need".

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, gonna take a hard pass on that one Avi

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    #21

    Tiktok Influencer Asking For Venmos For His Car Repairs And Vacations With Dad. He Does This On A Regular Basis Now And People Actually Send Money

    Tiktok Influencer Asking For Venmos For His Car Repairs And Vacations With Dad. He Does This On A Regular Basis Now And People Actually Send Money

    Tallguy723 Report

    simplyTas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then, that means you can't go!! No money, no car rental, you have to stay home! Ask your dad for it! :(

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as for REAL people; if you can't afford to go, then you DON'T go! Simples!

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    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only people put this much effort into getting a real job

    Heather Daugherty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe this skeezy grifter said "I'm ashamed"...doubtful. so gross.

    Amy Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh... his PO box address is about 5 minutes from my house.

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how this is AS bad as some of the others. The guy had a genuinely unexpected issue (car troubles) and is asking for help to repair his car and/or visit his parents. I don't see where the "vacations" are, unless we're assuming that him going to see his poppa is a "vacation".

    The Other Other White Meat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit, he's silly for sure, I follow him on Instagram. But I'd never Venmo him money. Why some of these people can't get jobs like the rest of us, who are already struggling to stay afloat with the money we work really hard for....

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    #22

    People Beach Their Boat, Don’t Remove Valuables, Thieves Take Valuables, Boat Owners Start Go Fund Me

    People Beach Their Boat, Don’t Remove Valuables, Thieves Take Valuables, Boat Owners Start Go Fund Me

    SadElkBoy Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $797 raised already. P. T. Barnum was right.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The money dummies donate to these dummies could be going to worthy causes.

    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the photo is accurate the boat itself is hardly worth what they are asking for.

    Thatkamloopsguy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people who donated are fu cking stupid. Plain and simple.

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HUH? People robbed my car of $20, so give me back my money!

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude robbed me of my time, and time is money so he better pay up.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can afford a boat, and you're hitting people up for money?

    #23

    Deez Chavez Needs Amogus 2 X Fortnite Dlc

    Deez Chavez Needs Amogus 2 X Fortnite Dlc

    Catgamer_reveals Report

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIVE US YOUR MONEY?!?!?.!

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're paying $1mil for a DLC you're getting ripped off.

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least "give us your money!?!.!" is a question which makes it even more easier to say "no".

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought fortnights came every other week, and for free....

    #24

    Bro

    Bro

    Y18327 Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth went through this person’s head before posting this?

    ZeroCapacity
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke Rusty Shackleford is the alias Dale Gribble uses in the show King of the Hill

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    That Bi Book Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s recent, that’s disgusting.

    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this even mean? I'm feeling dumb.

    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that’s just inconsiderate. That’s a cruel joke about a dead man.

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rusty Shackleford 🤣🤣 ok Dale

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure Dale Gribble, wink wink.

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    #25

    Bruhh I Kinda Wanna Give Him A Burger

    Bruhh I Kinda Wanna Give Him A Burger

    smashdpatos Report

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pitiful specimen needs help!

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The burger or the person who started this gofundme? Either way, they need help.

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what passes for a burger in the UK these days? Man, take my money and find some real food!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a charcoal sandwich. They way overcooked those burger patties.

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that supposed to be some kind of burger??? Looks slightly off to me.

    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GoFundMe requests for anything under $50 are weird.

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't eaten today, and I don't eat meat, but that burger is tempting me.

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to get this person to the US and get them a real burger.

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    #26

    Who The Hell Actually Donated To This

    Who The Hell Actually Donated To This

    historynerdsutton Report

    Robyn Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The asker/demander for money donate just so it "looks" like someone has donated

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Deez Nuts" 🤣

    #27

    He Jus Wanna See Franku

    He Jus Wanna See Franku

    pennygreensucks Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What language is he writing in?

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a $200 goal isn't even that unreasonable, in light of the other person asking $450k to fund their home XD

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    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given what's here, I'm not so sure that fraud is a "rare case"

    #28

    Understandable, Have A Nice Day

    Understandable, Have A Nice Day

    Jordan209posts Report

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy me a new laptop please! Just send a visa gift card, that'll work.

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    #29

    Guy Moved To Florida , Wants Money To Pimp Truck

    Guy Moved To Florida , Wants Money To Pimp Truck

    reddit.com Report

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the car parked on the edge of a lake? Is that all salt on the car? I'd pay him just to move out of Florida.

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it has already been modified a bit. Edit: Ah it says fix

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    #30

    This Jayden Dude Wants Some Clam Chowder

    This Jayden Dude Wants Some Clam Chowder

    moored29 Report

    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely NOTHING wrong with GOOD New England clam chowder. There are many restaurants where he can go to experience the real thing, or a vague approximation.

    all 4 paws
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys whats ur favorite kind of clam chowder

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know there were different kinds! (like, brands?) I like them all, I think!

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    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think these kind are a joke tho

    #31

    Robux Needed!

    Robux Needed!

    IPostStuff_OnReddit Report

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell gave 5 dollars?

    Alhara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's actually a pro gamer he should have his own $5 CAD

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $160 goal? That's a bit steep for a roblox avatar.

    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "As a pro gamer..." Trust me, if you are playing Roblox and don't have $160 to spend on it, you are not a pro gamer.

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100$ buys 10000 robux and a free hat (apparently). Why does he need this much

    #32

    Deadbeat Dad Won’t Help Pay For College!

    Deadbeat Dad Won’t Help Pay For College!

    Wisconniee Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on his GPA, his community involvement and it’s a local school…this might be worthwhile cause.

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    #33

    Mf Got A Free Sponsorship From Gofundme

    Mf Got A Free Sponsorship From Gofundme

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    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, sandwiches? 'Cause that's a lot of sandwiches.

    Thegoodboi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aight den, life's a struggle an I'm jus husslin' thru

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    #34

    Rtx 3090

    Rtx 3090

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that one is a joke. Bob Bobert, legit.

    #35

    Was Browsing Gofundme, And Saw This:

    Was Browsing Gofundme, And Saw This:

    SunStar119 Report

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help me relate to my friends give me money

    Thegoodboi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here ya go ($50) all I have 😉

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