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Crowdfunding platforms are perfect for opportunists. Creating a campaign is fast and easy, and you're not really losing anything if it fails. Well, maybe except for your dignity.

But as you might've already seen in our earlier publication on the subreddit 'DontFundMe', when you're desperate, you don't worry about such a minuscule "tax."

Beggars continue pleading for money on the internet, so we decided to see which of their attempts were spotted by the online community, and let's just say that they are just as sad, funny, and infuriating as they've ever been.

#1

Not Just A Vacation, But One That Costs More Than Most Of You Make A Year Please

Not Just A Vacation, But One That Costs More Than Most Of You Make A Year Please

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The Silly Stellar Jay
Community Member
3 years ago (edited)

Particularly, no one is going to fund a dream you might "forget about".

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    #2

    Using Gofundme For A Vacation

    Using Gofundme For A Vacation

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    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And you're probably tired of running out of arguments to support your case...

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    Crowdfunding has seen many outrageous successes during its rise in the consumer products industry. Everything from the Pebble Watch to the Coolest Cooler and even potato salad has been funded successfully on Kickstarter, giving people hope that anyone can be a winner.

    However, according to Fundera, the average success rate is merely 22.4% of crowdfunding campaigns across all platforms. (If you look individually at Kickstarter, it goes up slightly to just over 37%.) And as we can see in the pictures, there's a whole bunch of people dragging down the figure.

    #3

    Fundraiser For Chairs For Our Brave Police So They Don't Have To Stand Around During School Shootings

    Fundraiser For Chairs For Our Brave Police So They Don't Have To Stand Around During School Shootings

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    Shine Chisholm
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This isn't about chairs. This is about being pissed off that police weren't following active shooter protocols and allowed children to die horrible deaths.

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    #4

    Xavier Does Need His Premium Olive Oil

    Xavier Does Need His Premium Olive Oil

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    Pope Francis Official™
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    I prefer my olive oil lightly fuc̄ked

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    #5

    Why Would You Do This? (I Used Inspect Element To Remove All Identifying Names, No Other Details Were Changed)

    Why Would You Do This? (I Used Inspect Element To Remove All Identifying Names, No Other Details Were Changed)

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I am looking for the alternate universe in which this concerns me or anyone ever.

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    Still, the global crowdfunding market size was valued at $1.49 billion in 2021 and is expected to expand at a compound annual growth rate of 16.2% until 2030.

    Experts believe that rising crowdfunding activities on social media platforms to increase the demand and presence of upcoming projects is a significant factor driving the market growth.

    #6

    This Dude Has Asked For $5k Three Times Since August. The First One Was Funded, The Second Was Not, Now For Part 3. He Claims He Needs Money For The Doctors Yet Right After The First One Was Funded He Was Talking About Going To Concerts And Bought New Equipment For His Non Existent Tattoo Business

    This Dude Has Asked For $5k Three Times Since August. The First One Was Funded, The Second Was Not, Now For Part 3. He Claims He Needs Money For The Doctors Yet Right After The First One Was Funded He Was Talking About Going To Concerts And Bought New Equipment For His Non Existent Tattoo Business

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is this dude expecting a genie to grant him a third wish?

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    #7

    Let’s Beg For Snack Money When We Are Getting 2k+ In Per Diem Alone

    Let’s Beg For Snack Money When We Are Getting 2k+ In Per Diem Alone

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    Robert McKenzie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    CHE? If the Marines are sending you to North Carolina, they will pay your removal and travel expenses! WTF do you want from us and WHY?

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    #8

    Well, He Has A Goal

    Well, He Has A Goal

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    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    At least they are honest but why only 543?

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    #9

    Soundcloud Rapper Doesn't Want To Pay With His Own Money

    Soundcloud Rapper Doesn't Want To Pay With His Own Money

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That name is awesome

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    English writer and comedian James Harris thinks content creators could learn a few things from these ridiculous campaigns.

    "A lot of people don’t feel comfortable asking for help from their audience," Harris said. "Frankly, it’s a little demeaning to have to do so even after you’ve already invested time in making something; obviously people who make stuff think it’s good or they wouldn’t have spent time doing so. Imagine this in a restaurant — “Did you enjoy the meal I cooked you? Would you like to pay for it?” To use crowdsourcing platforms, a degree of extroversion (and at worse narcissism) is required from the outset. An individual needs to act, as the screenwriter John Brownlow told me, as their own carnival barker.'"

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    #10

    I Have A Lot Of Stuff

    I Have A Lot Of Stuff

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    One person's dream is another's nightmare.

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    #11

    Buy Me Food Cause I’m A Queen

    Buy Me Food Cause I’m A Queen

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    Pope Francis Official™
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I wonder why she's never been proposed to, what a mystery

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    #12

    Donated So Much To Truckers Convoy, Can't Afford Legal Fees After Getting Arrested Blocking Major Trade Route

    Donated So Much To Truckers Convoy, Can't Afford Legal Fees After Getting Arrested Blocking Major Trade Route

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    As ye sow, so shall ye reap.

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    #13

    I Wonder If This Guy’s Still On The Toilet

    I Wonder If This Guy’s Still On The Toilet

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    One of my measures of being an adult is always having toilet paper. If you run out you failed adult that week

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    #14

    At Least There's No Sob Story

    At Least There's No Sob Story

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    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nah...admit it - you whipped the controller at the TV because you couldn't get past that darn level 2..

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    #15

    The Way My Jaw Dropped When I Saw This

    The Way My Jaw Dropped When I Saw This

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    Pope Francis Official™
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This is disgusting.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Get A Job

    Get A Job

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Hello, i am a nigerian prince"

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    #17

    What The Hell

    What The Hell

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    Omni Unicorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This sounds like a great idea! I'd love to help these guys beat the system :)

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    #18

    Texas Police Officer Who Deleted Child Porn From Hospital Patient's PC Was Fired And Is Now Asking For Help

    Texas Police Officer Who Deleted Child Porn From Hospital Patient's PC Was Fired And Is Now Asking For Help

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    crowspectre 2.0 (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What the f**k is the censoring doing on his face

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    #19

    I'm Out Of Words

    I'm Out Of Words

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Give me money, so I can share with you my secret to making money.

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    #20

    Valorant

    Valorant

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    ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    A REAL BIG BOI ---

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    #21

    Tiktok Influencer Asking For Venmos For His Car Repairs And Vacations With Dad. He Does This On A Regular Basis Now And People Actually Send Money

    Tiktok Influencer Asking For Venmos For His Car Repairs And Vacations With Dad. He Does This On A Regular Basis Now And People Actually Send Money

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    simplyTas
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well then, that means you can't go!! No money, no car rental, you have to stay home! Ask your dad for it! :(

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    #22

    People Beach Their Boat, Don’t Remove Valuables, Thieves Take Valuables, Boat Owners Start Go Fund Me

    People Beach Their Boat, Don’t Remove Valuables, Thieves Take Valuables, Boat Owners Start Go Fund Me

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    $797 raised already. P. T. Barnum was right.

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    #23

    Deez Chavez Needs Amogus 2 X Fortnite Dlc

    Deez Chavez Needs Amogus 2 X Fortnite Dlc

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    GIVE US YOUR MONEY?!?!?.!

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    #24

    Bro

    Bro

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    What on earth went through this person’s head before posting this?

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    #25

    Bruhh I Kinda Wanna Give Him A Burger

    Bruhh I Kinda Wanna Give Him A Burger

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That pitiful specimen needs help!

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    #26

    Who The Hell Actually Donated To This

    Who The Hell Actually Donated To This

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    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No-one. $16 goal, 0% met.

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    #27

    He Jus Wanna See Franku

    He Jus Wanna See Franku

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What language is he writing in?

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    #28

    Understandable, Have A Nice Day

    Understandable, Have A Nice Day

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I- what- who the hell donated

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    #29

    Guy Moved To Florida , Wants Money To Pimp Truck

    Guy Moved To Florida , Wants Money To Pimp Truck

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is the car parked on the edge of a lake? Is that all salt on the car? I'd pay him just to move out of Florida.

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    #30

    This Jayden Dude Wants Some Clam Chowder

    This Jayden Dude Wants Some Clam Chowder

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    Pope Francis Official™
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I think Jayden needs some new taste buds

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    #31

    Robux Needed!

    Robux Needed!

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Who the hell gave 5 dollars?

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    #32

    Deadbeat Dad Won’t Help Pay For College!

    Deadbeat Dad Won’t Help Pay For College!

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    aceupyoursleeve
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Actually a worthy cause

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    #33

    Mf Got A Free Sponsorship From Gofundme

    Mf Got A Free Sponsorship From Gofundme

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    The Silly Stellar Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Expensive subs I guess.

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    #34

    Rtx 3090

    Rtx 3090

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ok, that one is a joke. Bob Bobert, legit.

    #35

    Was Browsing Gofundme, And Saw This:

    Was Browsing Gofundme, And Saw This:

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Help me relate to my friends give me money

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