Oftentimes the more you try to sound profound, the shallower your message becomes. The subreddit 'I'm 14 and this is Deep' is a perfect example of this.
Its moderators describe this corner of the internet as "a place to talk about stupid 'deep and meaningful' philosophy found on blogs, Tumblr, Facebook, Reddit, or anywhere else."
"[These are] insights that people should have outgrown by the time they were 14. Jaden Smith is our patron saint, along with many deep Twitter posts."
Created all the way back in April 2013, the subreddit now unites over 1.1 million members who have built quite an extensive gallery of cringe. Here are some of their most popular posts.
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Oh No My Heart
Damn 😔
Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to
A True Story
What A Profound Messages
Bricks That Can Call Bad
A nice bit of denial from her. People mostly scroll through pointless s**t.
This Is To Damn Deep
I love this one. I would change it to "world before I heard about your problem" and "world after I heard about your problem" and it would be perfect. (I'm IT support, not psychologist. For psychologist or something like that it would be little bit too far)
Everyone Is Dumb
Society, Am I Right? :/
So This Is Why Match Bad
No, one is going to be blown away by her. The other one is just going to extinguish her life flame. She should meet a nice candle boy who will burn alongside her for the rest of her life. (OMG .... sorry, didn't mean to be this deep at this time of the day)
Load More Replies... match boy will burn her out and fireextinguisherboy will extinguish her spirit so.. both bad.
I'm going to go with she could actually burn together with match boy and they can both do what they're meant to do, while the extinguisher is just going to keep her from doing what she's meant to do.
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Like all men he just wants to spray his white fluid on her.
So the lit woman falls for the fire extinguisher. Strange.
I know... it sounds backwards to me. The match guy should be the bad boy who wants to light her fire while extinguisher guy wants to put it out. That makes more sense.
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I kinda like how this turned into a nice guy metaphor because honestly just based of personal experience it's not that far off
But it is a candle's nature to burn. This thing is all over the place
Matchboy will keep the fire in her burning while extinguisher guy will just keep putting it out. Probably over analyzing a cartoon, but no one else seemed to see it like I do, so thought I'd share.
She needs to find a nice candelabra to settle in with. Maybe Lumiere has a cousin?
the nice boy (matches) wants her to light him up and the bad boy (extinguisher) will snuff her out.
Human Footprint
He Doesn't Understand The Deep Meaning
It would make slightly more sense if it had "not" in front of "I'm", I don't get why they went with "ok'nt".
Poking
You Do Realize Nokia Makes Smartphones?
I'm 14 And I Ended Racism
Calm Down Edgelord
If this actually happened then I bet the teacher told them "NO TALKING BACK-"
So Deep
Comedy Good. People Bad
Well, if you can't do comedy without offending (usually marginalized) people, then your comedy is probably sh#t.
Moon Good Bathroom Bad
Problem Solved: Buy Wireless Headphones
Almost
I think this one is kinda clever. Not groundbreaking, but I like it
A Friend Posted This Unironically On Facebook. Cellphone Bad And Bird Good I Guess
Here, Have Another One
Shark Tale Was Many Things. Not Deep
Blue Hair Is Interesting
I'd say both are terrible. Commenting on one's look is always bad, alright. But shaming other people because they're more "mainstream" or less "quirky" than you is as bad, if not worse. There's nothing wrong with enjoying popular things and prefering neutral/basic style. Also, comments like "why can't you be interesting" are causing people to be ashamed of their hobbies and preferences. Enjoy popular literature. Dye your hair blonde without shame. Be yourself, you're great!
The Untrustworthy Salt
Man's Gonna Drown
Please Tell Me Nobody Posted This Yet
Pretty Sure That's A Cat
We Live In A Society
Weed Good Coffee Bad
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Gonna see some posts of dogs or something to wash the cringe away.
Yes indeed, I feel quite nauseous after this!
Load More Replies... You should add here most of the stuff from these "Yes, but..." posts which pop here once in a while. The level of "deep" is comparable.
I was hoping someone would mention this! Those comics really irritate me. It's like they're blowing up issues that don't even exist & it feels like the artist sits in a room all day trying to appeal to his audience of edgelords.
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Hey my fellow pandas...quick question..I've been a reader of BP for quite some time and started with the app, about 2 years ago now I started reading BP via the website because I noticed threads would have way more entries in the morning vs. Later that same afternoon while using the app but the website gave you the entire thread no matter what time of day it was. Now I've noticed that the BP site is now doing the same thing, (start a thread with 100 entries and Later it gets cut to 50 or 30? Why does this happen and can it be fixed? Anyone else notice this too??
I noticed that as well, don't really know why.
Load More Replies... Is it just me or were there a LOT of angry people replying to this post?
I dont get the hate for all these posts. They just seem like shower thought style posts.
Maybe it's the time of day, but I noticed as well.
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the more of these i read, the more i understand serial killers
Don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
Gonna see some posts of dogs or something to wash the cringe away.
Yes indeed, I feel quite nauseous after this!
Load More Replies... You should add here most of the stuff from these "Yes, but..." posts which pop here once in a while. The level of "deep" is comparable.
I was hoping someone would mention this! Those comics really irritate me. It's like they're blowing up issues that don't even exist & it feels like the artist sits in a room all day trying to appeal to his audience of edgelords.
Load More Replies... Hey my fellow pandas...quick question..I've been a reader of BP for quite some time and started with the app, about 2 years ago now I started reading BP via the website because I noticed threads would have way more entries in the morning vs. Later that same afternoon while using the app but the website gave you the entire thread no matter what time of day it was. Now I've noticed that the BP site is now doing the same thing, (start a thread with 100 entries and Later it gets cut to 50 or 30? Why does this happen and can it be fixed? Anyone else notice this too??
I noticed that as well, don't really know why.
Load More Replies... Is it just me or were there a LOT of angry people replying to this post?
I dont get the hate for all these posts. They just seem like shower thought style posts.
Maybe it's the time of day, but I noticed as well.
Load More Replies... the more of these i read, the more i understand serial killers
Don't go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
