40 Times People Saw An Object With A Threatening Aura And Just Had To Share It With Others
Interview With AuthorNothing is immune to having a threatening aura. And by that I mean not even birds, cats, food, bedrooms, texts, adverts… even toilets. So if you stop for a minute and look around, the chances are you may run into one of these cursed souls hiding in both animate and inanimate things.
There’s even a Facebook group “Objects With Threatening Auras” dedicated to sharing examples of objects that people suspect have threatening auras. That includes day-to-day items like a can of SPAM or a road sign, as well as more elaborate human-made monstrosities like weird dolls and pieces of furniture that look more appalling than comforting.
Below we wrapped up some of the most spine-chilling and entertaining examples of objects with doomed auras shared on the group, so pull your seat closer!
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the bot is here, so i must do my part (edit: grammar, lost the pic, sorry!)
Load More Replies...Can someone confirm the company's testing process? Because if this is true, I will print this picture for my office.
According to Snopes, not true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/thermometer-testing/
Load More Replies...I remember reading Salt by Kurlansky, and he described the number of tiger attacks increased dramatically on lumberjacks in India because of deforestation. The lumberjacks had to be paid double and triple their rates just to go into the woods. I thought to myself, "man, my job isn't that bad, in comparison."
Load More Replies...As body temperatures fluctuate, it is not the brst control. Personally tested means a lab technician personally sticks it in a controlled water bath or such. C'm9n.
I found Sarah Elizibeth again! Downvote the hella out of her! DOWNVOTE!
I did! And reported her. Hope that doesn't backfire on me somehow.
Load More Replies...Guys, I am the quality control associate at Johnson and Johnson... Its just as bad as it sounds.
Reminds me of that joke about the condom tester on his first day, seeing other co-workers going at it and checking the condom afterwards only to be handed a magazine and some lube only to find out the first week was in hand
Ooh, I really like this. If the shirt came in black so the sclera of the eye was also black, maybe with different types of fantasy iris color and different-shaped pupils, that would be rad.
tell me you're into wierdcore without telling me you're into wierdcore
Well, how else would it slice the tomatoes on the counter?
Load More Replies...I feel like if you glue some more arms to it, it will become a tarantula
me: a furry no one: absolutly no one: me: is this what my skeliton looks like?
There's even a pack of tomatoes there for him to slice.
Load More Replies...To find out more about the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group, Bored Panda reached out to Jojo Lynne, a 26-year-old moderator who collects Magikarp merchandise, rubber duckies, and any threatening objects she comes across.
"The origin of the group is based on a gift I got from my partner a few years ago," Lynne recounted. "He sent me a picture of a chunk of lead that he carved 'I love u' into. I told him to bring it home for me, and he did!" Now, Lynne said she just has a piece of lead that they keep out of reach in a closet.
it has come to help you transition to the other side
Load More Replies...Firstly, someone thought thr oyster festival needed a mascot (Why?). Secondly, they put cartoon (human) lips on the outside of the oyster shell. Thirdly, they thought it would be cool if someone walked around wearing the thing.
You didn’t even get to the multiple, blankly staring eyes 😬
Load More Replies...I don't see a line for people wanting to take pictures with it ... wonder why ...
This thing has to be followed by ambient eldritch noises wherever it goes.
"ambient eldritch noises" would make a great band name
Load More Replies...The momma oyster will finally get her revenge on the walrus and the carpenter.
He looks like he would point a knife at me and ask for an Almond Joy really kindly
This pictures's been around a while, anyone know what happened to the building since then?
Its been explained. It's a plastic wire conduit for data cables. It is meant to look like the support behind it so it blends in. The bend is because is isn't in place properly.
Load More Replies...My college library was built not taking into account the weight of the books. The 2nd floor is now the first
Well that's not supporting anything, looks like hollow tubular steel. Someone probably fell backwards onto it.
Or better, the structural engineer that was supposed to calculate all this ;)
Load More Replies...This... I do not like this... It triggers my anxiety
The community behind the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group is wonderful so far, Lynne says. "We do our best to foster an environment that's inclusive and fun to come across. Our entry questions probably reflect that the best," they explained.
Speaking of the entry questions, Lynne said that they get a lot of questions about the group's entry question regarding the shopping cart. "To clear things up, it's based entirely on a post about what kind of people do/don't return the shopping cart when able. It's a fun little question but it also gives me the tiniest insight to those joining the group," the moderator explained.
Might've DONE some s**t. That haunted expression. AA batteries and AA meetings the only things keeping him going, pretend drink the only thing to quiet the screams in his head...
Load More Replies...Honestly, I find Furby's more traumatising than this bear
It's created by artist Scott Hove, it's sculpture, not cake.
Load More Replies...When life gives you lemons… give them back… don’t make lemonade.
Load More Replies...Brand new this holiday season from Hasbro...The Will Ferrell baby doll...cowbell included
Does this remind anyone else of Will Farrell? Blades of Glory, the early years.
When asked about the content which gets shared on the "Objects with Threatening Auras," Lynne told us that all of the content goes through moderation first. "I make sure that the content is relevant to the group name and filter out anything that doesn't fit. I typically send a message to the group member to let them know why it was denied," they said. Lynne also added that they don't post blatantly offensive material or anything that could start arguments easily.
Maybe it’s the fact that he’s holding ice cream and calling it a hot dog! A doctor should know the difference!
Load More Replies...Excluding the porn industry, at what point does putting "wiggles weiner" in the middle of your business name seem like a good idea?
The kids all walk away looking very scared, very quiet and without a hotdog
While the adults will WALK toward the wagon with baseball bats
Load More Replies...I think this is from a special trailer park place where you can stay in themed trailers. Don't worry, it's not real. It can't hurt you.
No doctor in linguistics either - Wiener= Sausage / people from Vienna. Weiner = Weeper
Wow, I think I will very personally FLIP OUT if my son decides to store my ashes in this rude, disrespectful and generally creepy manner. I shall haunt him forever.
My general policy is that as long as it doesn't cause a nuisance/health hazard, is in line with the wishes of the deceased, and brings comfort to the bereaved, I'm OK with it. However, this would not be in lines with my wishes as a future deceased, and if I were bereaved, it would not bring me comfort.
Load More Replies...My Father just died 2 weeks ago. My Mother one year ago. I cannot imagine wanting this product.
I'm sorry for your loss, so close together and recent too
Load More Replies...omigosh it DOES look like her!!! the other one maybe... slight winona ryder vibes??
Load More Replies...Wow, so many possibilities! All of them tasteless but still: Put it in a glass jar for instant Futurama vibes, mount it on the wall (cue MIL jokes), ideal storage for your Freddy Krueger mask/headphones, polish up on your make up game or (with an added wig) braiding skills, uglyfy it to get the last word on the "who's prettier" game, make it a halloween prop, ...
At first when I saw this post, I was like "hard no," but now I'm intrigued AF, and planning out future heads I can urn. 😆
Load More Replies...My kids put goggly eyes on my dads urn, I thought it was funny so they're still there - I like to make sure dad is looking at my mums boyfriend whenever they visit
And when it comes to the endearing appeal of threatening auras, Lynne argues that "the thing about threatening auras is that you don't really expect to be threatened by it."
They explained further: "There are objects that are supposed to be threatening, and ones that are not. With so many real threats, I think we find some laughs in objects that just have that vibe. There's an unlimited number of Objects With Threatening Auras as well, so that keeps it interesting for everyone!"
So far, Lynne doesn't have any solid plans for the group's future. "I could definitely use admins in the future because I'm the only one caring for the group at the moment and I'd really love to see it thrive more."
I like it. Made from the empty exoskeletons of cicadas. They leave these behind when they become adults with wings.
I honestly can't even look at a banana anymore without wondering what other objects will look like beside it. 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...He said it one too many times to the wrong person.
Load More Replies...Can I blink if I need help after seeing this? I need help after seeing this.
Load More Replies...Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam SPAMITY SPAAAAM SPAMITY SPAAAAM
I mean if this person cannot afford a whole turkey. It is also well carved.
Not bad! As an Amriecan, Span isn't horrible, but it is usually on my plate once a month.
This image will never fail to repulse me. I don't know why. I like spam. But something about this deeply bothers me.
AS A [[WELL-KNOWN]] PERP3TUATOR OF [[SPAM]] I FIND THIS [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]
Full Disclosure: It took my brain's visual cortex a solid ten minutes to acknowledge the clarity of the gelatin. I assumed some sort of meat pie gone wrong and kept trying to make it be that. Once it resolved, it was like one of those magic eye patterns that hides an image. Anyone else? Am I alone here?
I appreciate you said this because I could not see it until I went back after reading your comment. Lol
Load More Replies...What kind of cake is this or is this supposed to be? Jello with cake crust/ bottom? Is this a thing? Might still be delicious, right?
It's a mint gelatine pie - so flavoured gelatine in a chocolate pie crust.
Load More Replies...Why does the pie look like someone has painted it with white emulsion?
I've seen videos of these! They call them clear pies. Basically a gelatin filling with some kind of extract (the one I saw with a chocolate crust had peppermint extract for the filling to be extra Christmassy). They let it set and voila! Clear pie. Freaks me the heck out.
Load More Replies...Deck the halls with poison ivy, fa la la la la la la la la. 'Tis the season to be naughty, fa la la la la la la la la. Punch policemen, pop their tires, fa la la la la la la la la. Break a window, start some fires, fa la la la la la la la la.
I just nearly had a seizure from lack of oxygen reading the comments section. Of this entire POST. I’m in heaven AHAHAHAHAHA *maniac hedgehog laughing sounds*
Load More Replies...Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! - Frank Costanza seinfeld6-...bab41a.jpg
Deck the halls with poison ivy, fa la la la la la la la la. If you touch it you'll be sorry, fa la la la la la la la la.
Seems like the threats are fresh from Virginia. Totally worth 250.00.
Wow, that's a hefty price for a bag of threats. Wonder what a bag of promises goes for.
Fake skin OFF please . . . look at those hands! Do they seem REAL TO YOU -
Load More Replies...this seems like right after the face transplant they did for the movie
I know that's John Travolta in the poster picture....but the other doesn't even look like Nicholas Cage!
Nicolas Cage looks ... hmmm ok ... but John Travolta looks horrible
What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your mac n' cocoa!
Load More Replies...And that's why grandma isn't allowed to make breakfast for herself anymore.
While disgusted, I'm most disappointed that I still can't see the supposed mini maeshmallows.
I haven't smoked weed strong enough to defend these monstrosities in years.
And you know this photo was staged because as soon as they poured the wrong pouch into the first dish they proceeded to go to the second dish and incorrectly pour the wrong thing in.
Load More Replies...his face says it all, probably the face anyone who saw this will make
I love Brendan!!! His face says it all! He ain't going near that thing!!
Ohhh Nooo .... It's Mr Bill ... the modern chicken superhero version
The best horror manga I've read. Junji Ito is so freaking great!
Load More Replies...Check out Junji Ito. He takes horror to a whole new level. He's an absolute genius
Load More Replies...Do we have to smile in that creepy ‘I just walked in on my grandma taking a dump’ kind of way?
Yes, this is the one way to recover from seeing this.
Load More Replies...That sun looks one second away from a mental breakdown.
Someone held that poor sun at gunpoint! You can see it in their face!
Upvote for people leaving extra rolls of TP in the actual bathroom, instead of a hall closet you have to access with your pants half down. Hopefully with nobody nearby.
I'd left home for about ten years before my brain wondered exactly why I kept the loo rolls anywhere but in the bathroom by the toilet. It was a revelation.
Load More Replies...If I ever went to England, I would refuse to drive because it's guaranteed I'd do something like this.
Trust me, we get wrong-way drivers in Arizona, too. A lot. What is scarier, I was driving on the freeway said to exit because a wrong-way driver was coming in our direction, and as I exited, I saw a lot of cars continuing on. Guess they decided to take their chances.
Load More Replies..."Honey, drive home safely. The news says this one maniac is driving on the wrong side of the road." "One?! There's hundreds!"
LOL My confirmation bias is showing. Reads sign - thinks, "Yup! We've got a lot of idiots in our country". Followed by .. "Wait a minute. Those are not USA license plates.". Still, this is totally believable as a US story as well given we have had multiple news stories over the years of people doing that.
Generally inebriation is the problem. Generally after the bars close.
Load More Replies...When regular Pepsi gives you.......♫nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach.....diarhreaaaaaaa ♫
Thanks, I thought I’d forgotten about this ad! Now my brain shall replay it every five minutes 😂😂😂
Load More Replies...A bottle of black liquid mostly made of ingredients I never heard before and I have no clue what they are doing inside or outside my body: Fine, I like that. Same in pink: Naaah, does not look that healthy.
Omg I use to LOVE this punk sht in the 90s. Sweet chalk.....I'll see myself out
What it is, is a playground no child would ever want to go to.
Load More Replies...This I get. Sometimes inner city schools don't have room for courts or recess areas so they build them on the roof of the school. Usually there is a cage like fencing around the whole area of the roof.
One of my first jobs was a daycare center in NYC where there was a playground on the roof for the kids.
I actually had bad dreams about similar designs in my childhood
My high school had the basketball hoops and break area atop a 5-story building. Think, The Princess Diaries. Like in this picture, the fencing is rather high and/or set back from the edge.
elmo's drugsssssssss * read in way of elmos world*
Load More Replies...No, not Elmo!!! Please no.... Elmo has been ruined for me but this tops the cake
How do you pick up a dime? Pull up a zipper? Wipe your bum? Apply eye makeup? I don't get it.
U can actually apply eye make up with brushes...
Load More Replies...Makes me think of Poison Ivy. The villain, not the plant she's named for.
Thank you! I was about to go to Google translate to find out what it said.
Load More Replies...Um, is ‘nothing’ meaning ‘stabbing-the-human-and-the-entire-family-during-midnight-while-summoning-a-whole-platoon-of-ghost-dolls’?
Load More Replies...Im supposed to be revising for my german test but instead im on bp, it still haunts me
Look at him, he looks so miserable. Everyone thinks he's ugly. He just wants a home. He tries to hide his sadness with a forced smile. But unfortunatley makes him more repulsive to passerby's. He's been through a lot. He just needs a break. You can see a single tear run down his oversized cheeks. He has war flashbacks from Vietnam, that he can't seem to make go away. He just wants to be loved. Poor rock man.
I need him for my garden pond. He would be cheeky poking out of the water.
Why am I imagining it with Lou Rawls voice and it saying "hellloooooooooooo babyyyyyyyy!!"
Did it get fed up of spitting the cards out and people trying the same VISA card again (and again)?
I think this is a much more effective deterrent than just "Do Not Insert Credit Card."
It's a rare condition called...umm...so yeah, it's a rare condition.
In beauty school, an older lady would come in for pedicures and one of her toenails was missing just like how the nails are missing in this picture. She said it was from chemotherapy so maybe that's the situation here? Edit: corrected spelling error
No, we had this in several previous posts, this here is a genetic condition
Load More Replies...Saw this posted to another BP. It was all about how unique some people are!
I have heard of tattoo artists who will ink fingernails on people with this condition.
Let me check my shopping list...milk, check, eggs, check. Where am I going to find creepy limbs? Oh great! You have them!
You can find them at the secondhand store (hahaha i'll show myself out)
Load More Replies...I used to dumpster dive a lot, and we found a prosthetic limb dumpster (where they threw any they messed up making). We had the most amazing zombie apocalypse scene in our yard that Halloween!
E.T.: "While on Earth, I mated with an owl." Alien: "Who?" E.T.: "Yes." Alien: "Yes what?" E.T.: "No, who, not yes."
That's just to cover up the dirty sex smell
Load More Replies...When you want a banging low rider but your wife says make it elegant.
The fire safety rating on that has to be 0! It would go up like a powder keg!
How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a Benadryl ... you won't know because you will be passed out on the floor
How do you eat that monstrosity? For all I care, they could have blended it before serving like that
Rather than his normal holes, SpongeBob looks as if he's infected with some sort of mutant virus
Thanks, China. I was fine with covid, but this is TOO FAR!/s
Soooo…an IV of Dunkin Donuts ? I heard of “running on Dunkin,” but dang !
Look, when I was getting cancer treatment, if I could scoot myself down to DD with my IV and get a coffee, that would have been great.
This is the ideal male form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
do you typically take big bites out of whistles, jb? be honest...
Load More Replies..."he personally samples every batch of Brynner's Dinners..."?
I know it doesn't say 'habanero', but imagine the surprise if it did.
Bought these for my brother who is a huge football fan says they make him feel like he is walking on the field and I guess that’s a good thing…idk he loved them tho.
Is it soft like real grass ... or scratchy like astro-turf ... asking for a friend
Reminds me of that sarcastic "How should I know" answer: Do I look like Jesus? Do I have grass growing from my sandals?
Strategic placement of control k**b... -edit- ffs BP, k n o b is not a dirty word.
So, you're saying this anatomically correct duck comes with a full serving of protein?
Now I'm not saying that definitely was used for that "something else", but I am saying that Milton is in the panhandle of Florida. So look at that thing, know where it's coming from, and make your own conclusions.
It's all fun and games until she comes screaming out of the bedroom holding her butt, shouting "OH GOD IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"
If it IS a hair curler and "not something else" be aware ....VERY AWARE . IT HEATS UP ! 🔥
Omg I can just imagine how many emergency room visits this caused in Florida...
I don't know what that is and I can't specify exactly what to type into Google search. Help? Please?
"The Crystal reminds me of the girl he cheated on me with. The teeth are the ones I knocked out with a hammer"
I think it would be weirder if the teeth belonged to someone other the bf or OP themselves.
Smarrrt! Much harder to identify the body without teeth.
"You call that a radar screen?" "No sir, we call it Mr. Coffee!"
Load More Replies...Italians and all other nations shall unite and destroy this monstruous yet slightly appealing aberation of a donut
Italians gatekeeping pasta is getting kinda old. Especially considering it was invented in China to begin with.
Load More Replies...Hot dogs are the perfect choking hazard: "The hot dog has just the right size and consistency to perfectly block the airway, it's the perfect plug that doesn't allow any air to get through,” said Johns Hopkins Children's pediatrician Nisha Kapadia, M.D. Careful with those weiners, people!
do u know the exact measurements for the hot dog.... my friend needs it for a plan. my friend
Load More Replies...How many people are going to die attempting to swallow this whole?!?!? Seriously what the damn hell?!?!
I think it's fake. It's meant to look like Little Caesars Pizza but it's LOL Caesars.
Load More Replies...Yeah ... I'm sure I want to be a throat goat ... my parents would be so proud.
And how was hell? Are they waiting for me there?
Load More Replies...Haha, this reminds me of a few weeks ago, my daughter was moving into her own flat but she lost her uniform for work in the process so asked me to check the bags she had left behind for me to take to the dump to make sure she didn't bin it by accident. Now, when she first left school she did a hairdressing course and had a whole load of practice stuff including a dummy head - when I say I absolutely crapped myself when I say this head in a bin bag it's very much an understatement - I almost died of shock
It looks like a racist cartoon character from the forties.
My uncle used to have this in his garden, wonder what happened to it?
Is that that one fancomic person? IDK much about them but all I know is they’re known to be nuts
Load More Replies...Unfortunately I can verify that this is true. I reaaally hope they put that lunatic away for a very long time.
Load More Replies...why would someone want to cook a penguin egg? where would they even get it? I have so many questions
Load More Replies...It looks like if you took Cheeto's, added water, crushed then together, and let it dry ...
i know curiosity killed the cat and all but.... i'm going in!!! love to explore creepy underground/abandoned places... so who's with me??
I'll come! I'll make sure to bring flashlights and some food incase we get stuck
Load More Replies...The spit pit? (From a children's series in the 80's. Anyone else remember?)
And sweet tobacco which looked like the real thing but was made from coconut. Yum!
Load More Replies...Little girl practicing her voodoo spells to get ‘em just right. Do not make her mad!
This image doesn't faze me because I'm a tumblr user. This is a classic over there!
Or jofa/ jettee if you're in the UK :D
Load More Replies...The point, for them that don't know, is that this brand would never sell their products in cartons. As far as I know, they only sell cans, 12% percent alcohol (which is high in the US).
Usually marks the border of a country when they have a break in a perfect line like that
Some of these are fire breaks or for utilities (above or below ground). They're all over my state in heavily forested areas. Sometimes they are for access for harvesting lumber too. This is likely "plantation " style planted from the looks of it, on a previously harvested site.
Load More Replies...That pony is looking at you the same way Larys looks at Alicent (if you know, you know)
If you think this perfectly innocent, normal pic of Raggedy Ann has a threatening aura, you would have never survived the '70s. Her and her brother, Andy, were everywhere!
That’s why I had Holly Hobbie instead. This doll is too creepy.
Load More Replies...Oh hey, it's that Wuzzle who was half lion half bumblebee! I thought everyone had forgotten about him!
this is a very...uh... interesting list? I have many questions about what prompted you staff members to create this.
Why am I reading this at 2 am, all it accomplished was making me incredibly upset.
Can someone explain to me what this was about? I don't understand this whole list.
this is a very...uh... interesting list? I have many questions about what prompted you staff members to create this.
Why am I reading this at 2 am, all it accomplished was making me incredibly upset.
Can someone explain to me what this was about? I don't understand this whole list.
