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Nothing is immune to having a threatening aura. And by that I mean not even birds, cats, food, bedrooms, texts, adverts… even toilets. So if you stop for a minute and look around, the chances are you may run into one of these cursed souls hiding in both animate and inanimate things.

There’s even a Facebook group “Objects With Threatening Auras” dedicated to sharing examples of objects that people suspect have threatening auras. That includes day-to-day items like a can of SPAM or a road sign, as well as more elaborate human-made monstrosities like weird dolls and pieces of furniture that look more appalling than comforting.

Below we wrapped up some of the most spine-chilling and entertaining examples of objects with doomed auras shared on the group, so pull your seat closer!

#1

Strange Objects

Mary Garavalia Report

moonlight
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the bot is here, so i must do my part (edit: grammar, lost the pic, sorry!)

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Caro
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone confirm the company's testing process? Because if this is true, I will print this picture for my office.

General Anaesthesia
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to Snopes, not true. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/thermometer-testing/

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Gremlan jonnson
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well.... still kind of sounds better than my job

Martin Kaine
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember reading Salt by Kurlansky, and he described the number of tiger attacks increased dramatically on lumberjacks in India because of deforestation. The lumberjacks had to be paid double and triple their rates just to go into the woods. I thought to myself, "man, my job isn't that bad, in comparison."

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eric_mesh_1
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As body temperatures fluctuate, it is not the brst control. Personally tested means a lab technician personally sticks it in a controlled water bath or such. C'm9n.

BOTW PANDA
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I found Sarah Elizibeth again! Downvote the hella out of her! DOWNVOTE!

Epona
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did! And reported her. Hope that doesn't backfire on me somehow.

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Luke Andersen
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guys, I am the quality control associate at Johnson and Johnson... Its just as bad as it sounds.

BasedWang12.7
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean I already feel like I'm being f****d daily, soooooo

O.M.Miki
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHAHAHHA! I love this!

Cyber Returns
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of that joke about the condom tester on his first day, seeing other co-workers going at it and checking the condom afterwards only to be handed a magazine and some lube only to find out the first week was in hand

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    #2

    Strange Objects

    Henry Chen Report

    Red Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Optometrists everywhere should have this

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, I really like this. If the shirt came in black so the sclera of the eye was also black, maybe with different types of fantasy iris color and different-shaped pupils, that would be rad.

    i believe in cryo supremacy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me you're into wierdcore without telling me you're into wierdcore

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you were say… an optometrist- this would be great!

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes are up he... no wait... they're down h... WTF??

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    #3

    Strange Objects

    Clara Snow Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …and it’s holding a knife

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how else would it slice the tomatoes on the counter?

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    Random Toad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like if you glue some more arms to it, it will become a tarantula

    ADHD raptor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: a furry no one: absolutly no one: me: is this what my skeliton looks like?

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just Uncle Hairy. He's a sous chef on the weekends.

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's even a pack of tomatoes there for him to slice.

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    Luke Andersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pointing out that it is holding a knife :0

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    To find out more about the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group, Bored Panda reached out to Jojo Lynne, a 26-year-old moderator who collects Magikarp merchandise, rubber duckies, and any threatening objects she comes across.

    "The origin of the group is based on a gift I got from my partner a few years ago," Lynne recounted. "He sent me a picture of a chunk of lead that he carved 'I love u' into. I told him to bring it home for me, and he did!" Now, Lynne said she just has a piece of lead that they keep out of reach in a closet.

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    #4

    Strange Objects

    alangdon17 Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Firstly, someone thought thr oyster festival needed a mascot (Why?). Secondly, they put cartoon (human) lips on the outside of the oyster shell. Thirdly, they thought it would be cool if someone walked around wearing the thing.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn’t even get to the multiple, blankly staring eyes 😬

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see a line for people wanting to take pictures with it ... wonder why ...

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thing has to be followed by ambient eldritch noises wherever it goes.

    oddly_informed_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "ambient eldritch noises" would make a great band name

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    Hono Klatuu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The momma oyster will finally get her revenge on the walrus and the carpenter.

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its what you see after you eat bad oysters.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childhood ruined when one day you are flipping through a family photo album and find a picture of your grandmother working her way through college.

    Ashbug
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oysters are supposed to be an aphrodisiac but this is the total opposite

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    #5

    Strange Objects

    Jojo Lynne Report

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What would be worse? taxidermy or alive?

    Aldhissla VargTimmen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thinks it looks cute?

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE H3LL DO YOU WANT KID

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he would point a knife at me and ask for an Almond Joy really kindly

    Luke Andersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "father, why do you hide from me?"

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldst thou like to live ... deliciously?

    Tangwulf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

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    #6

    Strange Objects

    Chris Holzer Report

    michelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get out of the building now already

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pictures's been around a while, anyone know what happened to the building since then?

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its been explained. It's a plastic wire conduit for data cables. It is meant to look like the support behind it so it blends in. The bend is because is isn't in place properly.

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    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pool noodles are not up to code.

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My college library was built not taking into account the weight of the books. The 2nd floor is now the first

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's not supporting anything, looks like hollow tubular steel. Someone probably fell backwards onto it.

    Mr.G86
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get everyone TF out NOW!

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id rather quit than be dead next week

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or better, the structural engineer that was supposed to calculate all this ;)

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    Max
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why we don't go for the lowest quote.

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    The community behind the "Objects with Threatening Auras" Facebook group is wonderful so far, Lynne says. "We do our best to foster an environment that's inclusive and fun to come across. Our entry questions probably reflect that the best," they explained.

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    Speaking of the entry questions, Lynne said that they get a lot of questions about the group's entry question regarding the shopping cart. "To clear things up, it's based entirely on a post about what kind of people do/don't return the shopping cart when able. It's a fun little question but it also gives me the tiniest insight to those joining the group," the moderator explained.

    #7

    Strange Objects

    Aryah Cleopatra Inman Report

    kf
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might've DONE some s**t. That haunted expression. AA batteries and AA meetings the only things keeping him going, pretend drink the only thing to quiet the screams in his head...

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    Lily Robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that bear was at one of my family reunion picnics.

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one wants to be a meme so bad.

    Viper Dogfish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink too, Bear, you're not that special!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of picnics do these people go to?

    DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I find Furby's more traumatising than this bear

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    #8

    Strange Objects

    Jojo Lynne Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow... this is the most deliciously metal thing ever!

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's created by artist Scott Hove, it's sculpture, not cake.

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    Luke Andersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at those little teefies!!!! adorable

    Kerri
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the cake IS a lie! The ratman says so!

    The_Bipolar_Express_1225
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When life gives you lemons… give them back… don’t make lemonade.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's my cherry pie, looks so scary make a grown man cry.

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    #9

    Strange Objects

    Doug Larson Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it walks I run

    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Talking Tina, and I don't like you...

    Don’t Call Me Otto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brand new this holiday season from Hasbro...The Will Ferrell baby doll...cowbell included

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did her eyebrows walk off or her hairline

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Receding hairline at 7

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this remind anyone else of Will Farrell? Blades of Glory, the early years.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, I'm Chucky! Wanna play?"

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad it's behind bars because it looks like maybe it stabs too.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will walk over there and kill you Barbie!

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother had one of these!

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    When asked about the content which gets shared on the "Objects with Threatening Auras," Lynne told us that all of the content goes through moderation first. "I make sure that the content is relevant to the group name and filter out anything that doesn't fit. I typically send a message to the group member to let them know why it was denied," they said. Lynne also added that they don't post blatantly offensive material or anything that could start arguments easily.

    #10

    Strange Objects

    Jojo Lynne Report

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but this is so cool though. I want to eat it so bad.

    chicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure why but I would still eat that. As long as no feet have touched it, it is still food.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and take my money!!!!!!!!

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    #11

    Strange Objects

    Sam Steiny Report

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s the fact that he’s holding ice cream and calling it a hot dog! A doctor should know the difference!

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excluding the porn industry, at what point does putting "wiggles weiner" in the middle of your business name seem like a good idea?

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's a real serial killer...

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids all walk away looking very scared, very quiet and without a hotdog

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the adults will WALK toward the wagon with baseball bats

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    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is from a special trailer park place where you can stay in themed trailers. Don't worry, it's not real. It can't hurt you.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doctor in linguistics either - Wiener= Sausage / people from Vienna. Weiner = Weeper

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly better than the ice cream truck

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    #12

    Strange Objects

    Leanne Salls Report

    MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I think I will very personally FLIP OUT if my son decides to store my ashes in this rude, disrespectful and generally creepy manner. I shall haunt him forever.

    Max
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My general policy is that as long as it doesn't cause a nuisance/health hazard, is in line with the wishes of the deceased, and brings comfort to the bereaved, I'm OK with it. However, this would not be in lines with my wishes as a future deceased, and if I were bereaved, it would not bring me comfort.

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    Lisa Edwardsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Father just died 2 weeks ago. My Mother one year ago. I cannot imagine wanting this product.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry for your loss, so close together and recent too

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    Gourdeous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realise that Cate Blanchett had died

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omigosh it DOES look like her!!! the other one maybe... slight winona ryder vibes??

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    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah no, I don’t want that thing judging me while I eat my spam turkey at 5 in the morning

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, so many possibilities! All of them tasteless but still: Put it in a glass jar for instant Futurama vibes, mount it on the wall (cue MIL jokes), ideal storage for your Freddy Krueger mask/headphones, polish up on your make up game or (with an added wig) braiding skills, uglyfy it to get the last word on the "who's prettier" game, make it a halloween prop, ...

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first when I saw this post, I was like "hard no," but now I'm intrigued AF, and planning out future heads I can urn. 😆

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids put goggly eyes on my dads urn, I thought it was funny so they're still there - I like to make sure dad is looking at my mums boyfriend whenever they visit

    CD King
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very concerning. Imaging sitting on the couch and having your long dead granny staring at you from the mantel.... everyday

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    And when it comes to the endearing appeal of threatening auras, Lynne argues that "the thing about threatening auras is that you don't really expect to be threatened by it."

    They explained further: "There are objects that are supposed to be threatening, and ones that are not. With so many real threats, I think we find some laughs in objects that just have that vibe. There's an unlimited number of Objects With Threatening Auras as well, so that keeps it interesting for everyone!"

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    So far, Lynne doesn't have any solid plans for the group's future. "I could definitely use admins in the future because I'm the only one caring for the group at the moment and I'd really love to see it thrive more."

    #13

    Strange Objects

    Aryah Cleopatra Inman Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Made from the empty exoskeletons of cicadas. They leave these behind when they become adults with wings.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a shell of what it used to be. ;)

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The workmanship is amazing. I love cicadas

    Mara Is… Trying
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am terrified of cicadas, this does not help

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why did I ever have to see that???

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    #14

    Strange Objects

    Jojo Lynne Report

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly can't even look at a banana anymore without wondering what other objects will look like beside it. 🤷‍♀️

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    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FOZZIE BLINK IF YOU NEED HELP

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I blink if I need help after seeing this? I need help after seeing this.

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    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statler and Waldorf finally got ',im

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he made his last bad joke 😬

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this at Statler and Waldorf's house?

    Smiley_Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ur momma so fat that this was her first stuffed animal

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t Waka Waka on me.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    #15

    Strange Objects

    Jojo Lynne Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disturbing on so many levels

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is to early in the morning for this damn list....

    Deppression
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell no this is disturbing on so many levels

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the Koala!!!!! That’s not ok!!!!☹️

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    #16

    Strange Objects

    Gretchen Villella Report

    Onion Cutting Ninja
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam SPAMITY SPAAAAM SPAMITY SPAAAAM

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real artist can use any medium.

    Lizard Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean if this person cannot afford a whole turkey. It is also well carved.

    Malina Balatocan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty good, I could never do it that well, lol

    Karen Evans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep fry that baby and ring the dinner bell!

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuff it with some Corn-Nuts and I’m in 🤤

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad! As an Amriecan, Span isn't horrible, but it is usually on my plate once a month.

    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This image will never fail to repulse me. I don't know why. I like spam. But something about this deeply bothers me.

    TailsFangirl03
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AS A [[WELL-KNOWN]] PERP3TUATOR OF [[SPAM]] I FIND THIS [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]

    Austin Greer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like turkey tastes like spam

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    #17

    Strange Objects

    hello__caitlin Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pie is so sad I want to hug it

    Reinaldo Fuentes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full Disclosure: It took my brain's visual cortex a solid ten minutes to acknowledge the clarity of the gelatin. I assumed some sort of meat pie gone wrong and kept trying to make it be that. Once it resolved, it was like one of those magic eye patterns that hides an image. Anyone else? Am I alone here?

    MxMeow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate you said this because I could not see it until I went back after reading your comment. Lol

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    Caro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of cake is this or is this supposed to be? Jello with cake crust/ bottom? Is this a thing? Might still be delicious, right?

    Zia Barrett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a mint gelatine pie - so flavoured gelatine in a chocolate pie crust.

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    Malina Balatocan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the saddest food I've ever seen

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the pie look like someone has painted it with white emulsion?

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that ice? No way that’s just pie crust and ice

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen videos of these! They call them clear pies. Basically a gelatin filling with some kind of extract (the one I saw with a chocolate crust had peppermint extract for the filling to be extra Christmassy). They let it set and voila! Clear pie. Freaks me the heck out.

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    #18

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    Cello Arredondo Report

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deck the halls with poison ivy, fa la la la la la la la la. 'Tis the season to be naughty, fa la la la la la la la la. Punch policemen, pop their tires, fa la la la la la la la la. Break a window, start some fires, fa la la la la la la la la.

    MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just nearly had a seizure from lack of oxygen reading the comments section. Of this entire POST. I’m in heaven AHAHAHAHAHA *maniac hedgehog laughing sounds*

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! - Frank Costanza seinfeld6-...bab41a.jpg seinfeld6-639330bbab41a.jpg

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!"

    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the threats must be really good for that price

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have a wonderful Christmas! Or else...!"

    Birgit Sommer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear!

    Bakugo's girlfriend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deck the halls with poison ivy, fa la la la la la la la la. If you touch it you'll be sorry, fa la la la la la la la la.

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the threats are fresh from Virginia. Totally worth 250.00.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's a hefty price for a bag of threats. Wonder what a bag of promises goes for.

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    #19

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    Kay Morris Report

    Lee F.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faces ON please. Thank you.

    Silvermidnight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake skin OFF please . . . look at those hands! Do they seem REAL TO YOU -

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    Luke Andersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like you just walked in on them burying a body

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right one seems surprised to be there

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John looks like he had a stroke and paralyzed his left side

    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this seems like right after the face transplant they did for the movie

    Misty-Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha... Must be that place on Hollywood Boulevarde

    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that's John Travolta in the poster picture....but the other doesn't even look like Nicholas Cage!

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my Top 10 List of Terrible Movies

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nicolas Cage looks ... hmmm ok ... but John Travolta looks horrible

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    #20

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    Clara Snow Report

    CallaghanLive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong babe? You've barely touched your mac n' cocoa!

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    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why grandma isn't allowed to make breakfast for herself anymore.

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While disgusted, I'm most disappointed that I still can't see the supposed mini maeshmallows.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't smoked weed strong enough to defend these monstrosities in years.

    Zoecat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes me so uncomfortable

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really should label those bags

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel kinda like throwig up...

    Domo KO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you know this photo was staged because as soon as they poured the wrong pouch into the first dish they proceeded to go to the second dish and incorrectly pour the wrong thing in.

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    #21

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Jake B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Brenden Fraser. Mummy killer at large.

    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his face says it all, probably the face anyone who saw this will make

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame Brendan for not wanting to sign that nightmare fuel

    Norah Reilly
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame him - that's way too creepy to be associated with.

    Julie Ann Al buzbeba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Brendan!!! His face says it all! He ain't going near that thing!!

    Barong
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it to your ear and you can hear the ocean. Oh never mind with that shell all you hear is screaming.

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    #22

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take this over that repulsive cockroach monster above

    michelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet Peter Griffin can take down this chicken

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That screaming chicken had had enough!

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knees look like yellow scrotums

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhh Nooo .... It's Mr Bill ... the modern chicken superhero version

    Hammond Chiez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm somehow less creeped out by the one made from cicadas.

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    #23

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An illustration based on Junji Ito's Uzumaki.

    Misty-Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.... kind of cool, kind of nightmarish

    Rabbit Of ill Portent
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check out Junji Ito. He takes horror to a whole new level. He's an absolute genius

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandchildren were scared by a carved wooden mask I had on the wall. This would have sent them straight to therapy.

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch the series and….. I’m going to eat salty food for now on

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    #24

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    Doug Larson Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we have to smile in that creepy ‘I just walked in on my grandma taking a dump’ kind of way?

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this is the one way to recover from seeing this.

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    too indesicive to choose name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sun looks one second away from a mental breakdown.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone held that poor sun at gunpoint! You can see it in their face!

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    #25

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    Emily Hendrix Report

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby yoda going through the rebellious phase:

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pinyoda or Babyhead, either way this is amazing

    Falcon dimi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clouded his future is. Hmm (Yoda voice)

    Juris Macto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong, so very VERY wrong.

    Blaze
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want this for my emo friend

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    #26

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    Stephani Leonardi Report

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for people leaving extra rolls of TP in the actual bathroom, instead of a hall closet you have to access with your pants half down. Hopefully with nobody nearby.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd left home for about ten years before my brain wondered exactly why I kept the loo rolls anywhere but in the bathroom by the toilet. It was a revelation.

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    Mallory McCartney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...shouldn't this be in a kitchen?

    Tactical Taco
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it will make you life shorter!

    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign should only ever be beside a loo!

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many things going on here

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    #27

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    Jeremy Anderson Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when I forget what continent I’m on

    Willow2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How did I get to Antarctica again?"

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    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever went to England, I would refuse to drive because it's guaranteed I'd do something like this.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, we get wrong-way drivers in Arizona, too. A lot. What is scarier, I was driving on the freeway said to exit because a wrong-way driver was coming in our direction, and as I exited, I saw a lot of cars continuing on. Guess they decided to take their chances.

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    Philler Space
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Honey, drive home safely. The news says this one maniac is driving on the wrong side of the road." "One?! There's hundreds!"

    SR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slow down!? I'm leaving my car in the breakdown lane and sitting way up on the embankment till they catch that lunatic!

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL My confirmation bias is showing. Reads sign - thinks, "Yup! We've got a lot of idiots in our country". Followed by .. "Wait a minute. Those are not USA license plates.". Still, this is totally believable as a US story as well given we have had multiple news stories over the years of people doing that.

    Bec 68
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in Wellington, New Zealand. So proud.

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    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this problem in Arizona all the time.

    In the doghouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally inebriation is the problem. Generally after the bars close.

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    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that would have been helpful when that drunk driver flew past me

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    #28

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When regular Pepsi gives you.......♫nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach.....diarhreaaaaaaa ♫

    The_Bipolar_Express_1225
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, I thought I’d forgotten about this ad! Now my brain shall replay it every five minutes 😂😂😂

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    Dahamada Jamawas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bottle of black liquid mostly made of ingredients I never heard before and I have no clue what they are doing inside or outside my body: Fine, I like that. Same in pink: Naaah, does not look that healthy.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks ab-bismol. (Sorry, sorry.)

    Bobbo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it’s carbonated?

    tor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I use to LOVE this punk sht in the 90s. Sweet chalk.....I'll see myself out

    tor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink**** I like that punk sht tho too

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    C C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that’s a joke, right

    Book Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the vomit emoji when you need it? Lol

    Jessisaur
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, are they really still selling The Pink Sauce

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    #29

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    Daniel Little Report

    Book Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like it better as bacon!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waddles? Is that you? Zara, what did you do to him? 😿😿😿

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big is it? Needs a banana for scale.

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it bleed bbq sauce and poop fixins?

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a giant single seating piece of furniture.

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    #30

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    Caitlin Rommel Report

    Lily Robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell IS this?! A CDC funhouse?

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What it is, is a playground no child would ever want to go to.

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This I get. Sometimes inner city schools don't have room for courts or recess areas so they build them on the roof of the school. Usually there is a cage like fencing around the whole area of the roof.

    Xenia Harley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my first jobs was a daycare center in NYC where there was a playground on the roof for the kids.

    DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had bad dreams about similar designs in my childhood

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something too oddly familiar about this one

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school had the basketball hoops and break area atop a 5-story building. Think, The Princess Diaries. Like in this picture, the fencing is rather high and/or set back from the edge.

    Don’t Call Me Otto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Initiate lifelong childhood based trauma in 3...2...1

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    #31

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    Cello Arredondo Report

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey dude, wanna buy some crack?"

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    elmo's drugsssssssss * read in way of elmos world*

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    Sir Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oscar lives in the garbage, Elmo lives in a Dryer. Seasame street becoming a Homeless encampment.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon on in here and tickle me.

    Angie Chiyoko ( She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not Elmo!!! Please no.... Elmo has been ruined for me but this tops the cake

    Enothor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elmo knows where you live

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    #32

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    Clara Snow Report

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I don't have enough if a problem biting my nails 🥒

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you pick up a dime? Pull up a zipper? Wipe your bum? Apply eye makeup? I don't get it.

    Epona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case I was unsure of my decision to not like pickles, this confirms my decision to not like pickles. I like the word pickle (it's a fun word), but not the pickle itself.

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Press-on Gherkins

    Hammond Chiez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of Poison Ivy. The villain, not the plant she's named for.

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    #33

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    Clara Snow Report

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am your cuddle baby"

    Just a ray of f'ing sunshine
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I was about to go to Google translate to find out what it said.

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    Malina Balatocan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I promise I only cuddle, nothing else..."

    MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, is ‘nothing’ meaning ‘stabbing-the-human-and-the-entire-family-during-midnight-while-summoning-a-whole-platoon-of-ghost-dolls’?

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    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im supposed to be revising for my german test but instead im on bp, it still haunts me

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    #34

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    Rex Raven Price Report

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at him, he looks so miserable. Everyone thinks he's ugly. He just wants a home. He tries to hide his sadness with a forced smile. But unfortunatley makes him more repulsive to passerby's. He's been through a lot. He just needs a break. You can see a single tear run down his oversized cheeks. He has war flashbacks from Vietnam, that he can't seem to make go away. He just wants to be loved. Poor rock man.

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need him for my garden pond. He would be cheeky poking out of the water.

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda also looks like Gary Shandling

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the joy of TK Maxx, you’ll never know what you’ll find!

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    #35

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a worm orgy, no thanks

    Malina Balatocan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was raw beef or something, had to look twice

    Hammond Chiez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sudden urge to knit something.

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    #36

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    Emily Bradley Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    none of my turds are pretty but at least they don't stare back at me.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hot dog that bites back!

    Christopher Bowers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a s%#! snail or snit could be another word for it.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I imagining it with Lou Rawls voice and it saying "hellloooooooooooo babyyyyyyyy!!"

    Book Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so afraid to know what this is...

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH THAT

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    #37

    Strange Objects

    Doug Larson Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ATM’s been playing too many video games

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    saying it will capture the card ... just sounds evil 😈

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn what did Visa ever do to you!

    moonlight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOO MY VISa carD WAAAWAWAWAWAWWAWAAAA -aizen :) (Moonlight's friend)

    TheFloydist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds to me like it accepts them permanently.

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it get fed up of spitting the cards out and people trying the same VISA card again (and again)?

    Lola Atkinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The MasterCard v.s. Visa war is heating up...

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a much more effective deterrent than just "Do Not Insert Credit Card."

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    #38

    Strange Objects

    Envy Valtiel D Kuze Report

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a rare condition called...umm...so yeah, it's a rare condition.

    Rabbit Of ill Portent
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In beauty school, an older lady would come in for pedicures and one of her toenails was missing just like how the nails are missing in this picture. She said it was from chemotherapy so maybe that's the situation here? Edit: corrected spelling error

    Pixie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we had this in several previous posts, this here is a genetic condition

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    Lisa Edwardsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw this posted to another BP. It was all about how unique some people are!

    Barbra E. Nyberg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you untie shoelaces without fingernails?

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the manicurist went too far

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard of tattoo artists who will ink fingernails on people with this condition.

    SkinnyMini
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least they’ll never have a hangnail

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse gift ever to give him ... gift card to Nail Salon

    J. Maxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they are wearing a skin glove.

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    #39

    Strange Objects

    Samantha Mitra Report

    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me check my shopping list...milk, check, eggs, check. Where am I going to find creepy limbs? Oh great! You have them!

    CallaghanLive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can find them at the secondhand store (hahaha i'll show myself out)

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    Blarrg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever. Take a gross doll you couldn't give away, part it out into "creepy limbs" and sell for $2...

    Hot dog with Beans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    50 cents that's a crime its so cheap and for no other reason.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broken dolls + broken bedsprings + marketing = saleable product.

    Hammond Chiez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to dumpster dive a lot, and we found a prosthetic limb dumpster (where they threw any they messed up making). We had the most amazing zombie apocalypse scene in our yard that Halloween!

    Cora Mcgarry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow and only 50 cents. What a bargain!

    Parking Meter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at last! now i know where to get them! i've been looking all over!

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's truth in advertising.

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    #40

    Strange Objects

    Hannah Maxwell Report

    El Cucuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should phone home about it first?

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    Malina Balatocan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for it, it will only haunt you for the rest of your life..

    Paul Vasquez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E.T.: "While on Earth, I mated with an owl." Alien: "Who?" E.T.: "Yes." Alien: "Yes what?" E.T.: "No, who, not yes."

    Book Nerd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    E.T....??? Why didn't you just go home?!??

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    #41

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    Onindita Sarker Onadi Report

    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have thrown away that leftover resin

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOO WORM ON A STRING :sob:

    oddly_informed_raven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would legitimately get this for my friend

    jay <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do i want this right now-

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    #42

    Strange Objects

    Chris Holzer Report

    Minnie Not Mouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HAVE THIS! Its from homegoods. 10/10 would buy again.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought this mug for my mom a few years ago! She loves it.

    onyejekwe ifunanya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't mind me, just milking my mug..."

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    #43

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    Wendy Czarneserce Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Trash and culture", yes it's both.

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No seat belts? I imagine the velour will soak up most of the blood when you end up halfway through the windscreen.

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk, Kinda looks cozy. Might sleep in it.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want a banging low rider but your wife says make it elegant.

    Hammond Chiez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to process all that pink velvet.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fire safety rating on that has to be 0! It would go up like a powder keg!

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the kind of car you can rent in Vegas by the hour.

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    #44

    Strange Objects

    Jojo Lynne Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side effects: extreme constipation

    Aubry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An excellent way to make the Hat Man a permanent guest in your home

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a Benadryl ... you won't know because you will be passed out on the floor

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FINALLY something I can take to fall asleep

    Angie Chiyoko ( She/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah I see... A fellow non-sleeper.... We shall have to see who gets it first tho. AND IT SHALL BE ME!!!!!

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    Bologna🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just eat solid meth at this point

    JD Cass
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my eyes would still be itchy...

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    #45

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    Sapphire Sapp Report

    KJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will be interesting watching someone try to eat it.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you eat that monstrosity? For all I care, they could have blended it before serving like that

    Lee F.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could be a guac dip if you take the bun off 🤷

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's aesthetically pleasing. And stupid.

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unhinge your jaw and take it like a shot

    David Leick
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet they paid way too much for this atrocity.

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    #46

    Strange Objects

    Daniel Little Report

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *internal screams in many languages

    Dr.Bright
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would win? This? The Cicada Crusader? Or the Chicken Challenger?

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    roses are red, I like pasta, the children are fast, but big bird is faster. tulips are blue, I want to fly, but spongebob looks high. lavenders are purple, I am authorized, bart is traumatised.

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather than his normal holes, SpongeBob looks as if he's infected with some sort of mutant virus

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, China. I was fine with covid, but this is TOO FAR!/s

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their fusion technique didn't quite work out.

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    #47

    Strange Objects

    Chris Holzer Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like this new origin story for the Hulk.

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah its the Bulk, by bulk i mean bulky full of donuts

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    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now even hospitals need sponsorship cash...

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo…an IV of Dunkin Donuts ? I heard of “running on Dunkin,” but dang !

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, when I was getting cancer treatment, if I could scoot myself down to DD with my IV and get a coffee, that would have been great.

    Tactical Taco
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a pretzel place at John Hopkins hospital

    #48

    Strange Objects

    Jackie Crespo Report

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang he thick as heck

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the ideal male form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

    Wadofbees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the good n’ crispy finger lickin Kentucky fried F#CK IS THAT

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    #50

    Strange Objects

    Sapphire Sapp Report

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one by his left hand is fed up and is going home.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only did he give her crabs but he also got lobsters

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess its better than getting crabs ... having crabs ... hmmm

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    #51

    Strange Objects

    Brandon Necco Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, it is clean as a whistle

    gas station cola
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you typically take big bites out of whistles, jb? be honest...

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    Chlorox Bleach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just need to bite soap, you know?

    #52

    Strange Objects

    Kent Huynh Report

    moonlight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the image of someone flipping someone off while wearing these is burned into my mind

    Paul Vasquez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can save money and use a real squirrel.

    Edamame
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have one of those but its a unicorn

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    #53

    Strange Objects

    Lux Aeterna Report

    Lisa T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Winner Winner, Brynner dinner

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait to see this blockbuster in 3D!

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is one of his flavors the King Salmon and I?

    David of the TwoTrees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ".............he personally samples every batch...."?

    Dodo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet on the side it warns "Not fit for humans."

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food for your dog for breakfast, lunch, etc, etc, etc!

    David of the TwoTrees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "he personally samples every batch of Brynner's Dinners..."?

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    #54

    Strange Objects

    Ryan Sargent Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe J & J reuses them 3x to test the thermometers?

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it doesn't say 'habanero', but imagine the surprise if it did.

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought for sure this'd be an Obvious Plant. Also misspelled habañero.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intense warming lube is also disgusting. If you don't realise that's the stuff you're using then you initially think there's blood pouring out because of the warmth stickiness lol.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want your partner to scream ... but not in pleasure

    M Gullatt
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OUCH!!! and I don't care how or how many times it was tested, YIKES!

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's better than saying "Her pleasure". Hmmm yes sure

    Scott Horn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they just want to help people spice things up in the bedroom.

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    #55

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    Kay Morris Report

    Queen Shay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought these for my brother who is a huge football fan says they make him feel like he is walking on the field and I guess that’s a good thing…idk he loved them tho.

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STOP STEPPING ON MY LAWN KAREN

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it soft like real grass ... or scratchy like astro-turf ... asking for a friend

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that sarcastic "How should I know" answer: Do I look like Jesus? Do I have grass growing from my sandals?

    #56

    Strange Objects

    Keisha Sandridge Report

    User# 6
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strategic placement of control k**b... -edit- ffs BP, k n o b is not a dirty word.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you're saying this anatomically correct duck comes with a full serving of protein?

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    #57

    Strange Objects

    Joshua Rix Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm not saying that definitely was used for that "something else", but I am saying that Milton is in the panhandle of Florida. So look at that thing, know where it's coming from, and make your own conclusions.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until she comes screaming out of the bedroom holding her butt, shouting "OH GOD IT BURNS! IT BURNS!"

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it IS a hair curler and "not something else" be aware ....VERY AWARE . IT HEATS UP ! 🔥

    Michelle Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Glow in the dark Thunder Beads" pops in my head...

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I can just imagine how many emergency room visits this caused in Florida...

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that a hair curler?? And 220V?!

    BonBon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right so I want my hair looking different. Oh, this will do....

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emergency hypothermia device?

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    #58

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    Ashley Odom Report

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what that is and I can't specify exactly what to type into Google search. Help? Please?

    Hammond Chiez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful and someone did a really good job painting the carapace.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good. It's been put back in the jar

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    #59

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    Nefset Atıcıer Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's... great *backs away slowly*

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Crystal reminds me of the girl he cheated on me with. The teeth are the ones I knocked out with a hammer"

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it would be weirder if the teeth belonged to someone other the bf or OP themselves.

    onyejekwe ifunanya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though it's creepy looking, I find it quite cool.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the b-f still alive?

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smarrrt! Much harder to identify the body without teeth.

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    #61

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    Betty Bee Pee Report

    moonlight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT THE FRICKITY FROCKITY IS THIS MONSTROSITY

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look! I made toast for youuuuuuuu! *wicked grin

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    #62

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    Christine Martin Report

    Wadofbees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babe wake up new scp just dropped.

    #63

    Strange Objects

    Jackie Young Report

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you, buddy. I hate my job too.

    onyejekwe ifunanya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and there my brethren, is how to destroy one's childhood

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    #65

    Strange Objects

    Chris Holzer Report

    The Deez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeahhhh, this is something I would do! I have a can of Emergency Googly Eyes that I carry in my purse, and I've been known to stick them on random things in public. I also have a portable air conditioner that we haul into the living room every summer that has eyes on it!

    Hamdhaan Hassan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr.coffee is not so happy with how messy the place is

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Beast needs to stay awake some how.

    Amanda Fondren
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is all this bubbling and churning?!

    Spiritastray
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You call that a radar screen?" "No sir, we call it Mr. Coffee!"

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    #66

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    Heather Ivy Report

    Boreddd🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italians and all other nations shall unite and destroy this monstruous yet slightly appealing aberation of a donut

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italians gatekeeping pasta is getting kinda old. Especially considering it was invented in China to begin with.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a giant Spaghetti-O.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how old is this spaghetti to hold nicely like that?

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the end of all things...there is carbs.

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    #67

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    Courtney Shields Report

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot dogs are the perfect choking hazard: "The hot dog has just the right size and consistency to perfectly block the airway, it's the perfect plug that doesn't allow any air to get through,” said Johns Hopkins Children's pediatrician Nisha Kapadia, M.D. Careful with those weiners, people!

    o_o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do u know the exact measurements for the hot dog.... my friend needs it for a plan. my friend

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    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do NOT like any of the wording.

    SH Holmes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom most caption got me.

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people are going to die attempting to swallow this whole?!?!? Seriously what the damn hell?!?!

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's fake. It's meant to look like Little Caesars Pizza but it's LOL Caesars.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah ... I'm sure I want to be a throat goat ... my parents would be so proud.

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    #68

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    Clara Snow Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how was hell? Are they waiting for me there?

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    Ga Di
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    penau butter jelly deviled egg - yuck

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    #69

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    Kay Morris Report

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey guys! Wanna see a dead body?

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, this reminds me of a few weeks ago, my daughter was moving into her own flat but she lost her uniform for work in the process so asked me to check the bags she had left behind for me to take to the dump to make sure she didn't bin it by accident. Now, when she first left school she did a hairdressing course and had a whole load of practice stuff including a dummy head - when I say I absolutely crapped myself when I say this head in a bin bag it's very much an understatement - I almost died of shock

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    #70

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    Tracie Hamlin Report

    Mark Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Tom Cruise before he had his teeth sorted 😅

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a racist cartoon character from the forties.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be in a dentist's office.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle used to have this in his garden, wonder what happened to it?

    #71

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    Jojo Lynne Report

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that that one fancomic person? IDK much about them but all I know is they’re known to be nuts

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    Damon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person that made those r-worded their mother. True story.

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately I can verify that this is true. I reaaally hope they put that lunatic away for a very long time.

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    #72

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    Clara Snow Report

    Sleepy children love Moon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would someone want to cook a penguin egg? where would they even get it? I have so many questions

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like if you took Cheeto's, added water, crushed then together, and let it dry ...

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    #73

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    Brenna Doyle Report

    Hammond Chiez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know where they got that carpet..... it's awesome.

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    #74

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    Rhiannon Malone Report

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know curiosity killed the cat and all but.... i'm going in!!! love to explore creepy underground/abandoned places... so who's with me??

    Sleepy children love Moon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll come! I'll make sure to bring flashlights and some food incase we get stuck

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spit pit? (From a children's series in the 80's. Anyone else remember?)

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really see anything wrong with this. Hm..

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    #75

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    Péter Molnár Report

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to have chocolate cigarettes for kids when I grew up

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sweet tobacco which looked like the real thing but was made from coconut. Yum!

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    #76

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    Taylor Dobson Report

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little girl practicing her voodoo spells to get ‘em just right. Do not make her mad!

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5yo me after giving my doll a 'makeover':

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    #77

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    Daniel Little Report

    imontape
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like George costanza's dad

    BasedWang12.7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Timeout.. lmao. This is the same shoe as the Shoeshi

    Marcellium
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This image doesn't faze me because I'm a tumblr user. This is a classic over there!

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    #79

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    Andrew Stickley Report

    #80

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    Amber Wilks Report

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me a Felix the Cat one, and it's a deal.

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Er.. looks like betty really let herself go after all these years.

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    #81

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    Daniel Little Report

    A very bored panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if we kissed on the jouch? 👁️👄👁️

    BonBon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it has pockets

    Rider
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cats will give the torn look in no time.

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    #83

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    Grace Connolly Report

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point, for them that don't know, is that this brand would never sell their products in cartons. As far as I know, they only sell cans, 12% percent alcohol (which is high in the US).

    #84

    Strange Objects

    Tobias Modlich Report

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    #85

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    Rhiannon Malone Report

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually marks the border of a country when they have a break in a perfect line like that

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these are fire breaks or for utilities (above or below ground). They're all over my state in heavily forested areas. Sometimes they are for access for harvesting lumber too. This is likely "plantation " style planted from the looks of it, on a previously harvested site.

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    Sue From Michigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just looks like a utility line going through the woods to me.

    Andreas Prince
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you see it... (No, neither I do)

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    #87

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    Mike Alvarez Report

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this perfectly innocent, normal pic of Raggedy Ann has a threatening aura, you would have never survived the '70s. Her and her brother, Andy, were everywhere!

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annabelle, a much worse version of this Raggedy Ann!

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that doll. Also had a knitted one that lost her leg in a crib fire.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I had Holly Hobbie instead. This doll is too creepy.

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    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, this reminds me of the Raggedy Ann and Andy I had as a kid

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    #88

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    Chris Holzer Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, it's that Wuzzle who was half lion half bumblebee! I thought everyone had forgotten about him!

    Zia Barrett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Confused. This is just cute, not creepy.

    Ari
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually REALLY want him

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