30 ‘Starter Packs’ That Personally Attack Pretty Much Everyone You Know (New Pics)

Haha, spot-on!

This is inspiring and cute at the same time

They all come from the same factory...

Chewing grass stems

You may add: Things that many adults think are everyday dangers: "foreigners, socialism, vegan food, migration, etc." and then the "what is really dangerous starter pack: "malnutrition, lack of exercise, climate change, poverty, chronic illnesses, ..."

Yup! They really suffer :)

the glasses though

The toilet is my throne...

MENTAL HEALTH IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS PHYSICAL HEALTH. because apparently some people still dont get that

Relateble

Me too! I add a shed load of garlic to everything!

Totally true

A good scene of humor can go a long way.

They forgot the panicking about the toilet paper

Ha ha ha! Who doesn’t love a great nap? ♥️

Ah yasss… idiots

Being a girl who's played games since the early 90s I can tell you that's so very true. Not all gamers are like that of course in fact the majority isn't. But the ones who complain about not having a "gamer gf" definitely are. They're usually the same ones who whine and shout when a 33 year old woman beats them.

Hey now, a hammer is not a useless gadget

Isn't a guy

That pack lacks Dwayne Johnson

everything

Well, it´s true, tho...

How do I walk normally..... so true

Sad that we have to strip, risk our lives, do something illegal and immoral, or go into crippling debt in order to pay for school

Why bother to have this much facial hair tho

I still have my GOLDENEYE. Play it all the time!!

Needs bandages and food processor

Toxic masculinity starter kit.

Don’t forget the camera!

the overweight dumb father and hot mother has been a cliche since the flintstones.

Hahaha WHO

Who wants to bet me the martial artists picture is not a woman?

Also, the mirages, eagle screeching, and collapsing into the sand to get it on their lips and face.

i dont count them if there are a lot

This is literally the story of my life and I still managed to forge a decent career for myself.

Seems like there is some kind of string between a mans eyebrow and his chin. The more weight on the chin, the higher the eyebrow goes.

Keanu doesn´t look like this in Devils advocate...

Models putting piece of chocolate in their mouths but never ever chewing, just put chocolate in mouth, close it and making face full of joy. Who eats chocolates like that?

jerry

I like that term, 'neckbeard'. They really do have neckbeards

I hate the double standard that pointing out overweight people are overweight is rude, but it’s totally ok to just be like “wow, you’re so skinny, do you even eat?” Like why can’t everyone just MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS

Well, many language teachers (at least in my country) are like: "So you misused future perfect continuous? Your grammar skills are terrible and you'll be a laughing stock if you try to really communicate in English." It took me years after finishing school to stop apologizing for my grammar and I'm still doing this when I write anything longer. Some things just stay in your head.

Especially the last three including cat doing wet licking herself noises in the dark from somewhere. And other cat crushing something big in the kitchen.

Any weapons?

The concept of after school activities was completely alien to me. I couldn't get off the premises fast enough

Totally me, happy with my life though

Being vegan

Stop spying on me!

Ummm this just looks like the boys at my school.

Me: *quickly goes home and looks up movie*

Reminds me of this video of a BLM protest and this girl asking this obvious LEO to see his ANTIFA card and he was like, "I lost it."

the unfortunate accuracy smh...

You forgot the "merguez". Nothing happen without it

Is that supposed to be a teacher who is a millennial or a teacher of millennials because as a 40 year old millennial, this describes a good bit of my teachers except the bitmoji.

Yeah…

What i felt like everytime i left any friendship. Maybe i do have a knack for attracting toxic people

I wanna pop ittt

Even the outlet is surprised😲