Dear Star Wars, let us count the reasons we love you. You gave us the Wookiees, you gave us the thrills, you gave us the Adam Driver memes, and you gave us the spills… Nothing else comes to mind to finish this rhyme, so I’ll just spit it out - most importantly, you gave us the Star Wars jokes to make us all grin! And with a universe so vast and characters so diverse, it is no wonder that the ground for jokes and puns is very fertile. You don’t even have to look that far to see a hilarious Yoda pun sprouting or a Vader joke budding. But, of course, anything that you find on the internet needs a bit of weeding, and so do the Star Wars jokes. We did this dirty job for you and proudly present the absolute best jokes that the Star Wars universe has given us in one complete list!
And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.
So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!
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Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?
One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.
What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?
The store next to the Target!
Warning: Star Wars spoilers!
Voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh force choke voosh pew pew pew.
Oh no!!! I shouldn't have come here! Why did you mention the pew pew!!? That's the best part my friends had told me. I hate you!!
Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.”
I’m not too sympathetic, they always miss people.
How is Ducktape like the Force?
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Why was Yoda so bad at geometry?
Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles.
Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8.
How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
Han: Are we on the right path?
Yoda: Off course, we are.
How does Darth Vader like his steaks?
Well, done done done, done da done, done da done!
Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult.
Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.
I saw a falcon eating avocado toast.
Guess it’s a millennial falcon.
Why can’t a Jedi send photos, documents, and images in an e-mail?
Attachments are forbidden!
What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?
"I find your lack of steak disturbing."
An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.
You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.
Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has a green thumb.
What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
The.
What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
The outside.
Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
Wookieeleaks.
What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
I went to a sale at the Maul.
Everything was half off.
What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?
“Order 66!”
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?
A Hand Solo.
Why do I have another meaning for this on my mind? 😱 Nope nope nope nope! Go away, idea!!!
I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars.
I have a Boba fettish.
Why couldn’t Luke find love?
He was looking in Alderaan places.
What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?
"Use the forks, Luke."
Any space smuggler will tell you, never try the blue milk at the Mos Eisley cantina.
It’ll give you the Kessel runs for twelve parsecs.
Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?
He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”
What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?
Admiral Snackbar.
What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
Mango Fett.
Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?
No, but I heard they are a little Chewy.
Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?
He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.
What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?
“What is thy bidding, my master?”
What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?
The Umpire.
What do you call Kenobi triplets?
Obi-Three.
Best SW joke ever is Conor McGregor, brother of Ewan McGregor, having an aviator nickname "Obi-two".
A Hutt slithers into the food court. The cashier says, “Hey! We have a pizza place named after you!”
The Hutt says, “You have a pizza place named Jabba Desilijic Tiure?”
Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine?
He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious.
Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?
He’s a little short.
What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal?
Miso soup.
What do you call an over-powered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star?
A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.
What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars?
Pal-poutine.
My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”
Why do doctors make the best Jedi?
Because a Jedi must have patience.
Jabba the Hut is fat.
How fat is he?
He’s so fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “That’s no moon.”
Yo mama so fat, obi wan said, that's no moon, that's yo mama! It's just a yo mama joke, don't take it seriously please, your mother is beautiful
I found out I was colorblind by watching Star Wars.
I couldn’t see the green screen.
Where did Luke get his bionic hand?
At the second-hand store.
Oh, sure everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th...
Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!
What is Admiral Ackbar's favorite type of music?
Trap.
Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after The Force Awakens?
It’s now Hans free.
How do you get down from a bantha?
You don’t. You get down from a goose.
Did you hear the New Jedi Order was starting an 80's cover band?
They're called Durron Durron.
What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.
What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?
A More-Rey Eel.
What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?
Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.
What would you call Padme if she was a dog?
Petme Imadoggie.
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