Dear Star Wars, let us count the reasons we love you. You gave us the Wookiees, you gave us the thrills, you gave us the Adam Driver memes, and you gave us the spills… Nothing else comes to mind to finish this rhyme, so I’ll just spit it out - most importantly, you gave us the Star Wars jokes to make us all grin! And with a universe so vast and characters so diverse, it is no wonder that the ground for jokes and puns is very fertile. You don’t even have to look that far to see a hilarious Yoda pun sprouting or a Vader joke budding. But, of course, anything that you find on the internet needs a bit of weeding, and so do the Star Wars jokes. We did this dirty job for you and proudly present the absolute best jokes that the Star Wars universe has given us in one complete list!

And no, this isn’t a trap; these hilarious jokes do talk exclusively about this amazing movie franchise and its characters. Han Solo and Yoda might be the ones getting the most attention, but nobody is forgotten here, including but not limited to Ewoks, the planet Alderaan, and everything else that you might like to find turned into a joke. We’ve also left no star unturned searching for these cool jokes, so you can be sure that most of them are never-before-seen and truly original.

So, just one light saber-length below, you’ll find our collection of funny Star Wars jokes. From awesome ones to stellar ones, they are all pretty hilarious, but it is you that’ll decide which one is the best by giving it your vote. Then, after you are done with that, share this positively charged article with anyone short on the force today!

#1

Why did Episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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DUN DUN (she/her)
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5 months ago

This joke, I likes.

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#2

What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a time machine operated by Marty McFly?

One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.

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Otter
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5 months ago

Boss level bad pun!!

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#3

Warning: Star Wars spoilers!

Voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh force choke voosh pew pew pew.

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DUN DUN (she/her)
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5 months ago (edited)

Oh no!!! I shouldn't have come here! Why did you mention the pew pew!!? That's the best part my friends had told me. I hate you!!

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#4

What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store?

The store next to the Target!

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Antz Online
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5 months ago

🤣 Hahaha

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#5

Stormtroopers in quarantine are like, “I miss people.”
I’m not too sympathetic, they always miss people.

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moose toes
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5 months ago

it’s soooooo true

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#6

Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?

The second hand store.

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Carsten Petersen
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5 months ago

OK - you got me - I laughed out loud :-D

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#7

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.

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Otter
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5 months ago (edited)

Absolutely seriously... I remember that joke from the 1980s! It's that old!

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#8

Is BB hungry?

No, BB-8.

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moose toes
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5 months ago

AHHHHH THE CRINGE

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#9

Why was Yoda so bad at geometry?

Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles.

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

That is why he failed.

#10

Why did the storm trooper buy the iPhone?

He couldn't find the droid he was looking for.

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#11

What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?

Lukewarm.

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Agfox
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5 months ago

Tauntaun: "I feel gutted by that joke"

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#12

How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?

They always single file, to hide their numbers.

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

They're easily startled, but they'll soon be back to fudge their numbers.

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#13

Han: Are we on the right path?

Yoda: Off course, we are.

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Evil Hornet
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5 months ago

Brilliant one :D

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#14

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult.

Sometimes they seem a bit too forced.

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

Really? I've found them all too easy.

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#15

How does Darth Vader like his steaks?

Well, done done done, done da done, done da done!

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Brileigh Carmody
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2 months ago

*WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*

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#16

I saw a falcon eating avocado toast.

Guess it’s a millennial falcon.

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Brileigh Carmody
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2 months ago

yesssssssssss

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#17

Why can’t a Jedi send photos, documents, and images in an e-mail?

Attachments are forbidden!

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#18

What did Darth Vader say when he walked into a vegetarian restaurant?

"I find your lack of steak disturbing."

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#19

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

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Helen Davies
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5 months ago

Haha love it

#20

So my friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character.

You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

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Vic
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5 months ago

If its bad, she may have a Leia low for a little while..

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#21

Because Yoda was in charge of the jokes.
Why was the punchline in the title?

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#22

Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Because he has a green thumb.

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

Yet his "size matters not" argument did not go over well at the farmers market.

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#23

How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

With Ewokie Talkies.

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#24

What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?

The.

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L.a. Williams
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5 months ago

Cheesy

#25

Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

Wookieeleaks.

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Helen Davies
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5 months ago

Nice!

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#26

What side of an Ewok has the most hair?

The outside.

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Andrea Lange
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5 months ago

You made me cry (laughing)! (◔‿◔)

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#27

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda.

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#28

What was Lando’s nickname before he became a skilled pilot?

Crashdo.

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#29

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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Brileigh Carmody
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2 months ago

so Darth and I have something in common. good to know!

#30

I went to a sale at the Maul.

Everything was half off.

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Vic
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5 months ago

Well that got Darth really fast..

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#31

What do you call a Sarlacc Pit that only speaks in ironic mockery?

A Sar-chasm.

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#32

What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?

“Order 66!”

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Daniel Stark
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5 months ago

this got me

#33

What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?

A Hand Solo.

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Andrea Lange
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5 months ago

Why do I have another meaning for this on my mind? 😱 Nope nope nope nope! Go away, idea!!!

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#34

What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump"?

An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.

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Emberlee Tatum
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5 months ago

👍

#35

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?

He felt his presents!

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#36

I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars.

I have a Boba fettish.

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21stCenturyLesbian
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5 months ago

Eww just eww

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#37

Any space smuggler will tell you, never try the blue milk at the Mos Eisley cantina.

It’ll give you the Kessel runs for twelve parsecs.

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#38

Did you know Chuck Norris was in every Star Wars movie?

He played the Force.

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#39

Why couldn’t Luke find love?

He was looking in Alderaan places.

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Vic
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5 months ago

All his chances were wiped out..

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#40

What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?

A sith-kebab.

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#41

What do you call an invisible droid?

C-through-PO.

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#42

Why was Darth Vader bad at sports?

He always choked.

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#43

What did Obi-Wan tell Luke when his young apprentice was having a difficult time using chopsticks at the Chinese restaurant?

"Use the forks, Luke."

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Brileigh Carmody
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2 months ago

#dadjoke

#44

Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?

They have to bleep out all his words.

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#45

What did Yoda ride as a kid?

A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.

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#46

Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats?

No, but I heard they are a little Chewy.

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Brileigh Carmody
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2 months ago

They also got the color all wromg. It's too darth.

#47

How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?

Since the Sith Grade.

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#48

Why did Chewbacca get sent back down to play minor league baseball?

He was making too many Wookiee mistakes.

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#49

What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock?

Never sell me the cods!

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#50

Why didn’t any of Luke Skywalker’s marriages last?

He always followed Obi-Wan’s advice: “Use divorce, Luke.”

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Brileigh Carmody
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2 months ago

*slaps knee and wheezes*

#51

What do you call two Han Solos singing together?

Han Duet.

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#52

What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?

May the floss be with you.

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#53

What Star Wars character sells hotdogs?

Admiral Snackbar.

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Olga Dremina
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5 months ago

It's a wrap!

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#54

What did Darth Vader say to the Emperor at the Star Wars auction?

“What is thy bidding, my master?”

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Olga Dremina
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5 months ago

It costs him an arm and a leg

#55

What position does Darth Vader play in baseball?

The Umpire.

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Brileigh Carmody
Community Member
2 months ago

*rimshot*

#56

What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?

Mango Fett.

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Brent Mosley
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5 months ago

Or Boba-berry Fett

#57

What's a Rebel's favorite TV talent show?

X-Wing Factor.

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#58

What do you need to reroute droids?

R2-Detour.

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#59

What do you call Kenobi triplets?

Obi-Three.

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Olga Dremina
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5 months ago

Best SW joke ever is Conor McGregor, brother of Ewan McGregor, having an aviator nickname "Obi-two".

#60

What sound do Yoda’s sheep make?

Day go baaa.

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#61

A Hutt slithers into the food court. The cashier says, “Hey! We have a pizza place named after you!”

The Hutt says, “You have a pizza place named Jabba Desilijic Tiure?”

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#62

What do you call an evil procrastinator?

Darth Later!

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#63

Where is the best place to shop for lightsabers?

The Darth Mall!

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#64

Why did the tapeworm stay far away from Palpatine?

He didn’t want anyone to say he was in Sidious.

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Otter
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5 months ago

Another boss level godawful pun!

#65

What was Tarkin's favorite brand of toilet paper?

Charmin to the last.

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#66

Why are Death Star pilots fed up with space battles?

Because they always end up in a TIE.

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#67

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

Because he’s always making new friends.

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#68

Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money?

He’s a little short.

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

This would make more sense if it was Luke.

#69

What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal?

Miso soup.

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Damon Tripodi
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5 months ago

GROAN

#70

Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?

The ship might crack up.

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#71

What do you call an over-powered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star?

A Super Duper Pooper Trooper.

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#72

Why is Darth Vader not safe for children under 3 years old?

He’s a choking hazard!

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#73

Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

So it doesn’t Hang Solow.

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#74

What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at Whole Foods?

Leia Organic.

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#75

Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?

At the Darth Maul.

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#76

What does your Canadian friend cooking dinner for you have in common with the Empire from Star Wars?

Pal-poutine.

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#77

Where do Gungans store their fruit preserves?

Jar-Jars.

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#78

How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?

With a woo-kiee.

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#79

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi.

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#80

Why was the droid angry?

People kept pushing it's buttons.

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#81

My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.”

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

And then she told you to go Force yourself.

#82

How did Darth Vader cheat at poker?

He kept altering the deal.

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#83

Why do doctors make the best Jedi?

Because a Jedi must have patience.

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Okasan Willis
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5 months ago

Works for nurses too

#84

Which Jedi became a rock star?

Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

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#85

What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?

Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.

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#86

Who is short, green and plays the cello?

Yo-Yo Da.

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#87

Jabba the Hut is fat.

How fat is he?

He’s so fat, Obi Wan took a closer look and said, “That’s no moon.”

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

He's so fat he makes a bantha look like a womp rat.

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#88

What was General Grievous’ favorite band?

Weezer.

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#89

I found out I was colorblind by watching Star Wars.

I couldn’t see the green screen.

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

It's always been a blue screen.

#90

What is a Stormtrooper’s favourite TV show?

Game of Clones.

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#91

Which “Star Wars” character lives in Florida?

Orlando Calrissian.

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#92

What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives?

A millennium falcon!

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#93

What kind of tea do bounty hunters drink?

Boba.

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#94

Where did Luke get his bionic hand?

At the second-hand store.

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Kristin Ingersoll
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5 months ago

That was funny the first time.

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#95

What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school?

An ABC-Wing.

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#96

Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet?

They’re both full of star destroyers.

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#97

What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer?

Time to get a new chronometer.

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#98

How did they get between floors on the Death Star?

In the ele-Vader.

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#99

Oh, sure everyone loves Star Wars on May 4th...

Until you tell your nephew you’re his father!

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#100

What do you call a redneck Star Wars fan?

Bubba Fett.

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#101

What is the name of the Gungan who became a taxi driver?

Car Car Binks.

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#102

Two Jawas walk under a bar.

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#103

What is Jyn Erso’s favorite color?

I’m not sure, but I bet it’s a rouge one.

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#104

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panicking Skywalker.

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#105

What do you call a Jedi in denial?

Obi-Wan Cannot Be.

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#106

My favorite character is Luke Skywalker.

Hand down.

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#107

What is Admiral Ackbar's favorite type of music?

Trap.

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

Least favorite would be more accurate.

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#108

How does Wicket get around Endor?

Ewoks.

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#109

Does R2D2 have any brothers?

Nope, only transistors.

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#110

Did you know Fozzie Bear was in Star Wars?

He was an Ewokka-wokka!

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#111

How do you stir fry on Endor?

With an e-wok.

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#112

Why was the Millennium Falcon easier to fly after The Force Awakens?

It’s now Hans free.

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L.a. Williams
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5 months ago

Lol hahaha

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#113

How do you get down from a bantha?

You don’t. You get down from a goose.

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Damon Tripodi
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5 months ago

How old is that one?

#114

What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party?

First hors d’oeuvres.

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#115

Did you hear the New Jedi Order was starting an 80's cover band?

They're called Durron Durron.

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SW Dad
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5 months ago

Well there's a deep cut.

#116

What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?

I Yam your father!

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#117

How are Stormtroopers like a shark in a fight?

They both end up missing a Finn.

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#118

What do you call a "Star Wars" themed all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Bo-buffet.

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#119

What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener?

Hear-Threepio.

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#120

What do you call a pirate droid?

Arr-2 D2.

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#121

What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?

Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.

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#122

Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?

So that they can say, “Heads or tails!”

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#123

What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy?

A More-Rey Eel.

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21stCenturyLesbian
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5 months ago

I do love Rey...I mean look at my username

#124

Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?

Grand Moff Turkeyn.

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#125

What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?

A Sithy.

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#126

What did Moff say when he was introduced as “The great great Tarkin”?

I’m just Grand.

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#127

What did Leia’s adoptive parents say when she used to sleepwalk as a child?

Uh-oh, it’s the rise of Skywalker.

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#128

Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes?

From his closet.

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#129

What do Jawas have that no other creatures in the galaxy has?

Baby Jawas.

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#130

What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?

Vader Tots.

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#131

What would you call Padme if she was a dog?

Petme Imadoggie.

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L.a. Williams
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5 months ago

Awww