As we start getting deeper into autumn, you may notice the days growing shorter and the wind growing colder. So during this time, many of us need to be intentional about getting our daily doses of sunshine, whether that means taking a walk during lunch time or finding a virtual bright light online.
In an attempt to bring some warmth and sunshine to all of your days, pandas, we took a trip to the Squeaky Clean Humor Instagram account, which is dedicated to sharing wholesome, family-friendly memes that everyone can enjoy. So keep reading to find a conversation with the page's creator, Allie, and be sure to upvote the pics that bring a smile to your face!
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To learn more about how Squeaky Clean Humor came to be in the first place, we reached out to the creator of the account, Allie, who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. “I started my account on a whim when I was 16. It was just a little fun thing to do, and I never expected to keep it for long,” she shared. “It’s been so amazing to see the growth through the years. Even just reaching 1,000 and 10,000 followers was so cool. Now with over a quarter of a million, it’s mind blowing!”
As far as why it’s so important to share clean humor, Allie says, “There are so many pages out there that post a lot of inappropriate/vulgar content. I think it’s important to have some wholesome humor in your life, things both your 10-year-old and your grandma will like. I also make it so I never make jokes about serious issues. I want my page to be a place you can escape and not have to worry about those issues.”
Well, when I first wore glasses, the optician told me to clean them with dish soap, so I did. The problem was, I also used the sponge, the one with rough green side, to clean them, as in my mind, dish soap went with sponge. As a result, my new glasses got scratched pretty much the first day I got them. In my defense, I was only 10 at the time.
We were also curious how Allie decides which memes to share on the page. “I mainly find my pictures online, as well as occasionally making my own, or having friends send me ones they’ve seen,” the creator explained. “I rarely take submissions, but if someone sends me something really funny, I’ll post it!”
Allie also shared that it’s difficult to narrow down any favorites since she’s posted nearly 7,000 times, but a few stand out to her. “One that my brother came up with I saw posted by a few other accounts, so that was really cool to see! I’ve found that people really like posts that have to do with movies they love,” she added. “The Princess Bride is always a good choice!”
imagine if this happened and some random 4 year old was selected for swimming
That random 4 year old will do better than me.
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The Olympic Hunger is the best name I've come up with so far
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No, I still want to see Simone Biles kick a*s. Maybe we should preface the olympians with regular people attempting all the events so everyone watching can put it in perspective before the real pros come out and we’re all “I can’t believe she didn’t stick that landing”.
I love this! I can hear people's faces smacking those mats and see clouds of talcum powder billowing up around them. Laying there moaning with their ridiculous long-sleeved swimsuit uniform things wedged in their butts.
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I’ve always thought that when it comes to competitive diving… Somebody should just take one for the team and do a huge cannonball. Nobody would ever forget that.
Someone should do the triple Lindy like in Back to School
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There ought to be a way of making this work. Say pass a baton to 100 random people and ask each of them to pass it on to someone who wants to be in the Olympics. Then repeat one more iteration. That's your hundred competitors.
Then you could be like “Everyone with a baton, text such and such number with a pic of proof and come to so and so place” or there could be location trackers in the batons
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A But thankfully with less deaths. Or hopefully *no* deaths.
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You get selected then kidnapped off to a big training facility. 2 months later you have to put all your training to use. This sounds like a boom plot!
This was the laugh I needed. "You just have to do it" Literally pictured myself trying to hold onto that bar and thinking now what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was me in gym class. Just hold on to the bottom of the climbing rope until the teacher gives up.
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They at least need a benchmarking competitor "Human of average fitness" to establish the correct frame of reference. "The average woman can get up on the balance beam after three attempts, walk along it with substantial wobbling, then falls off when she tries to turn arround." The "Average Male swimmer" belly-flops his dive, and is half-way down the first length when the other competitors finish the 100m freestyle.
I’m in! I always said that about baseball, then the big strike happened and baseball was FANTASTIC! Ranked amateurs sliding to catch a ball and getting up with literally grass in their teeth! Then they settled the strike…..bah humbug.
Or at least let normal people do the discipline right before the athletes do just to show how much they had to train to be that good. One big thing about the olympics is, those who compete are the ones who tried and trained to be best. There is a big chance that there are peolpe who (could) do better but just don't care to compete against others, or just don't have time because life and stuff.
HAHAHAHA that would be so fun!! like hunger games but sports...I want this!
Hell, I can barely walk the slight incline home from the grocery store. If the other contestants are in similar shape, they'll need ambulances line the perimeter.
Thank you for yet another nightmare scenario to add to my already impressively large collection of irrational fears.
If I was chosen for the marathon, then I'd be in two Olympics - the one I started in and the one I finished in.
some one with there skis in the wedge position going down the giant slalom screaming om my gosh over and over.
People our age earn a gold medal in gymnastics every time we manage to get out of a chair!
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In the '70's, Europe had a televised program like this. Sort of like Euro-Vision on the set of 'America Ninja' or the old Nickelodeon Slime competition, but with no singing. Just teams from the various countries trying to get across obstacle courses for the entertainment of the general public. Japan has these competitions on a more regular basis.
I'm Dutch and we as a nation do pretty well at distance skating. That does not mean for a second that I can ice-skate, or that it wouldn't be epically entertaining to watch me embarrass myself on the international stage.
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Allie also shared how passionate she is about running Squeaky Clean Humor. “I absolutely love running this account and interacting with everyone. It’s become a huge part of my life, and it’s honestly changed my life and the person I am. I love sharing things that go on in my life, and answering questions from my followers. It’s a super fun thing to do!”
Clean humor is great because it can be enjoyed by anyone and everyone. And as we all know, laughter really is the best medicine. According to HelpGuide, getting in a good laugh is great because it can strengthen our immune systems, boost our moods, alleviate pain and prevent us from becoming too stressed.
When we’re kids, most of us laugh all the time, without even being aware of it. But as adults, we sometimes need to make a conscious effort to get in a chuckle. Our lives can become much more serious, and it’s easy to go an entire day without laughing until your abs hurt. But we shouldn’t let this happen, as laughter is a great way to release tension!
My dad once tried to buy 1 cucumber with his order, but ordered 1 box of cucumbers. Was fun to go around the neighbourhood giving away cucumbers 😁
HelpGuide notes that laughter can even benefit heart health, as it improves the function of blood vessels and increases blood flow. Enjoying a good laugh every day can also be great to keep us from holding grudges or getting too angry. All emotions are meant to be felt, but being able to find humor in any situation can help us cope with the struggles of being human. Having a laugh can prevent you from becoming resentful and be a healthy reminder not to take life too seriously.
Because there are so many benefits to having a long, healthy laugh every day, it’s important to have comedy that’s accessible and enjoyable for everyone. That’s why clean comedy has been growing in popularity in recent years! Far too often, comics feel the need to rely on low blows and discriminatory or derogatory jokes that leave someone feeling offended. But this is completely unnecessary! Making jokes at no one’s expense may take a bit of creativity, but it’s certainly worth it. And apparently, it can even get you 267k Instagram followers!
According to The Grable Group, clean comedy should be many people’s go-to because it’s appropriate for a wide variety of events. If there will be kids in attendance at your birthday party, you need entertainment for a company event, or you’re looking for a comedy show to take the whole family to on Saturday night, clean comedy can be a godsend. The Grable Group also notes that clean comedy usually takes a bit more effort than dark humor or offensive comedy, so it should be extremely well done. You can trust that the comedians put a lot of thought into their sets.
You can also attend a clean comedy show, or follow a clean comedy account on Instagram, without having to worry at all about getting offended. What is considered a “sensitive topic” can vary person to person, but clean comedy should always be safe.
On the same note, as a comedian, it can be wise to write clean jokes, as this can help you grow your following. You can share clips of your routines online without worrying about getting any backlash, and viewers can happily share your content with all of their own followers.
I one time panicked because I got a notification that my email password changed, immediately reset it. I remembered like 3 days later that I was the one that changed it...
Engaging in laughter with a friend or loved one can help strengthen our relationships, so don’t hesitate to send your friends a hilarious meme that you spotted on Instagram or tell them a silly joke you read online last night. You two will feel closer after releasing some tension by laughing together, and you might even have an easier time solving conflicts after strengthening your bond through humor. Humor can lower both of your stress levels and remind you not to sweat the small stuff.
Research shows that people who use more humor in their relationships report higher levels of relationship satisfaction, and many of us seek out partners who have a great sense of humor. So whether you’re looking for love or just trying to expand your circle of friends, sharing clean humor with everyone you encounter can bring some sunshine to both of your days! A silly little wholesome meme never hurt anyone, right?
Since I was a kid, I thought the leap day should be between the last day and first day of the year. Dec 31, LEAP DAY!, Jan 1. Why randomly attach it to the middle of the calendar?
THAT'S MY SISTER! She may not be the best looking but stop calling her names!
We hope you’re enjoying these squeaky clean memes, pandas. Feel free to share all of your favorites with your grandmother, your kids, your neighbor and your pastor, as they’re appropriate for everyone! Keep upvoting the pics that bring some sunshine to your day, and then if you’re interested in checking out even more wholesome memes from Bored Panda, we recommend reading this article next!
Me too, but I want all the dogs to be Shih Tzu's, so I can go out in a Tzunami
This is good science. Eliminating wrong answers helps you find the right one.
Apparently orphan beavers who never saw another beaver in their life will eventually start blocking your hallway with a dam made of stuffed animals. [EDIT: Look! Tim posted a video in reaction to this comment.]
I had bio homework where they were asking us to prove why a cuttlefish doesn’t belong to class Pisces
My favourite fun fact is that over 3 percent of the earths surface is covered by water :D
I admit I once broke off and stole a tiny piece of a succulent plant in Home Depot. I jammed it in my pocket and took it home, I planted it and it grew roots and propagated, and now it fills an entire planter pot in my backyard XD
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Whoever’s reading this, I hope you have an amazing day, and that you are blessed with a chance to pet a random dog. ❤️
I did! I was crossing the road and a little grey pupper came past with his people and I said "puppy!" And he came over for snuggles 🥰
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Surprisingly positive post, BP. Nice post, more of this please.
Once again, the memes were only kinda funny, but my fellow Panda's comments were hilarious.
Whoever’s reading this, I hope you have an amazing day, and that you are blessed with a chance to pet a random dog. ❤️
I did! I was crossing the road and a little grey pupper came past with his people and I said "puppy!" And he came over for snuggles 🥰
Load More Replies... Surprisingly positive post, BP. Nice post, more of this please.
Once again, the memes were only kinda funny, but my fellow Panda's comments were hilarious.
