50 Memes That Perfectly Describe Marriage And Parenting, Shared On The “The Spicy Disaster Mama” Instagram Page

My favorite is when the removable cup falls out of the bra. Had it happen in my 20s, male boss says, "what's this?" about foam bra cup in center of office floor. It was a first job and I was mortified. Thought quickly and said, "oh, my shoulder pad must have fallen out." Can't say that anymore...lol

Even when they give us "pockets" they f*ck it up

I wish I could upvote this a thousand times. What's hilarious is that they have a tiny little hole so you can supposedly remove them and put them back in. It's so hard to do. No way I am gonna do that every time I wash them. I take them out and throw them away. I don't even know what purpose they have except to maybe keep your nips from showing through. What a waste. I wish they'd just add the appropriate padding in a permanent fashion.

Preeeeeach!!!!

I love this!!!

Frank, why don't you set a good example and have your wisdom teeth removed without anesthetic, like the good ol' days. Prove you're a man, Frank.

A lot of women died during childbirth. And many babies died from complications during birth and after. It still happens to this day, but not as often as before the advancements in pre and post natal care.

And Frank learnt why not to pipe up when the women are talking about child birth, now is not the time Frank!

If I were any happier I'd wet my pants! No. I'll just have an Old Fashioned and smile.

I have personally never known a man to give his opinion on how a woman gives birth, I have however known plenty of women who openly criticise women who chose not to have a 100% natural birth.

Meet me in the third floor bathroom during 5th period for the monthly tampon jenga tournament! Unterus-havers only! Winner gets free, unlimited use of handicapped stall for the next two weeks and a new pack of erasable highlighters!

Abuse the "privilege"? It's a privilege to bleed for days at a time and never know what's in store?!

"You take one from the middle and you put it on top. Vajenga, Vajenga, Va-va-va-jenga"

VAJENGA!!!

Vajenga needs to be on Shark Tank.

Better yet, get it cut out even when it's not messing up your health just to show the other organs who's boss

'see what i did to the appendix. i will not hesitate to do the same to you other organs'

Well, I cut half of it (the toxic part), still no regret 30y later, glad that my kids will never swim in that swamp.

For goodness sake turn off the censoring. We all know what it's saying anyway

Two. One you're born in, the other is the one you can choose. They're called friends, and so many times they make for the best family.

My son is 20. He still holds my hand in public, tells me loves me and kisses me hello, goodbye and goodnight. I'm forever grateful he's never been ashamed of me or acted like I didn't exist. :)

Yeah, drop my kid off at Kindy and they're like "can you go now?" But one of the kids is developmentally delayed, non verbal and autistic and they always come for a cuddle with me. So at least someone's kid loves me. Lol.

My daughter moved out of state a number of years ago. When I go to visit, she's always so excited for me to meet her friends and coworkers. Makes me smile. I guess she still likes me after all these years.

Damn there's no greater honor than when your kid stops the class to tell everyone this mommy/daddy.

I wonder if I make my parents that happy....I try at least.

If my parents were still alive, they'd like this. My mother used to say 'So and so's mother said you were beautifully behaved at her house. Why don't you behave like that at home?' Well, Mum, now you know.

I'm always happy to hear my girl was an angel when she stays over at people's houses coz she can be a right demon at home

Both of my children! "N**** is so lovely to work with." "N** is the most thoughtful young person I've ever known!" Yep. I take every compliment with a big 'I f*****g deserve it' smile! They are demonics at home. And, you'll never know!! 🤐

We’ve shared with our kids that they can feel anything they want anywhere, and to just not let their feelings dictate their actions. (Still hard to remember at 52, to be honest… 🤣)

This is true. Most children only act out where they’re comfortable.