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There are some things you can do that won’t land you in jail but will get you silently removed from the group chat. You know those actions that are totally legal but radiate such strong villain origin story energy that everyone around you starts reevaluating their life choices? Whether it’s how you eat or how you behave in public, these perfectly lawful behaviors somehow manage to scream "run".

So when someone asked netizens about things that were legal but still made people look like complete psychopaths, the responses ranged from mildly unhinged social quirks to actions that feel like they should come with a background check. And, of course, we’ve gathered the most entertaining, eyebrow-raising, and side-eye-inducing examples for your scrolling pleasure.

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#1

Young girl in a floral top and blue tutu, wearing a tiara, standing confidently in a studio setting. Putting your children in beauty pageants. It’s technically legal, and encouraged in some places, and horrifying.

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Jeremy James
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this considered fine by conservatives, but they accuse drag queens and books of trying to groom and s*xualize children? Make it make sense!

Michelle C
Community Member
8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m politically conservative and I absolutely despise beauty pageants. I truly believe that they are child exploitation.

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nm
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The paradise of paedofiles.

Veronica Jean
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Along these same lines, I've seen a disturbing amount of people encouraging their under 15 year old daughters to wear makeup, lose weight, and try to get boyfriends. If the girls don't show interest, they assume they are lesbians. Don't get me wrong, great to support your kid, but maybe trying to push your UNDER 15 year old child to begin sexualizing themselves is a bad plan.

Pernille
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8 months ago

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It's not legal everywhere, but I'm guessing that OP is from the US and has forgotten that the rest of the world exists.

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    #2

    Office workers at desks with stock market screens, one on the phone, another handing over papers, depicting legal yet intense scenarios. Trading stocks while holding a seat in Congress.

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    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be. Maybe they'll pass a law against it. Aw, dang!

    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trading stocks at all. It's not real value.

    Jerzy Janeczko
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is stock trading web site that gives tips based on Nancy Pelosi trades.

    #3

    Person waking up and reaching for a classic alarm clock on a bedside shelf, with books and decor. According to my wife, me setting my alarm clock on a time which isn't at least rounded up to a 5.


    My alarm will go off at 6.39 and that's how I like it.

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    rainy_days (fae/faer)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have my alarm next to my bed at 6:29, the one across my room at 6:30 and my phone in the hallway at 6:31. I never oversleep that way, because snooze is not an option

    Owen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You full on declared war on sleep, didn't you? You scare me.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the reasoning in this. If you set it to *:15 or *:30 it doesn't make your brain work, but if you set it to something squirrelly your brain would be force to decipher the time. Smart, actually.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is set for 7 minutes before the hour, because that's how long snooze goes for. So I can press snooze once and then (hopefully) get up at the hour.

    Mia Chapman
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My OCD is now making threats to humanity

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do that too. Apparently it's quite common for those of us on the spectrum 😂😂

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No....it should go off at 6: 30, 6:35, or 6:40....not 6:39

    Lene
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 10 alarms each morning (yes I know it's a lot. But it helps with getting up, getting the kids up and out the door in time. Otherwise: timeblindness is a beetch). My first alarm goes off at 5.51. Sometimes I skip it and have the first alarm go off at 6. It ruins my sense of time completely. 😬

    Aud (she/they)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine goes off at 5:12. It's just a number.

    Aud (she/they)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that doesn't change the fact that it's too d**n early

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    #4

    Older man and young person sitting closely, evoking complex emotions and potential psychopath vibes. 60 year old men dating girls who just turned 18.

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    Ravenkbh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live with an 18 year old girl. She cuddles on my lap, kisses me all the time, crawls into bed with me. She's been that way ever since I got her from the animal shelter.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's stranger that 18 year old girls would date a much older man, unless they're thinking heart attack and inheritance. I can see the attraction for him though.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me as an ex sugar baby, I came from poverty and he offered me kindness and no abuse and money to go to school and better myself. Not always about dad issues, I was also a stṟipper too, most of us actually have mum issues and people seem to make jokes about it being a dad thing, we make jokes in the locker room about it a lot.

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    Jerzy Janeczko
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sickos, both ways. Women do it too.

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leonardo Decaprio vibes. Actually a girl in class said that the good Leonardo Decaprio died with Jack in Titanic. So, is she technically wrong?

    PenguinEmp
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    8 months ago

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    Hey it's their life, they can so as they please.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 18, you think they are not kids anymore? They CAN do as they please. But don't pretend it's not going to have lingering effects

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    #5

    A person digging in a field, giving off unusual vibes, with a shovel and crate nearby. Digging a hole in your backyard with a shovel at 2am.

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    XenoMurph
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shoulder blade of the corpse you are trying to bury.

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    Christos Arvanitis
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just common sense. If I dig it during the day, people are likely to see the body. Duh.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the voice of experience

    KatSaidWhat
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it was vertical with space for a small dead animal to put on top of the first layer of soil before burying that too. (Yup, you can learn some hella stuff on the net...)

    Definitely a Human
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I always use someone else's backyard

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not holding it like that you wouldn't.

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    #6

    Firing someone right before their benefits kick in. Legal, but so messed up.

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    Pernille
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not légal in civilised countries.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or their 401K is fully vested.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had that happen to Mrs. #2 twice. Plot twist: she spent her entire life working for the insurance industry.

    Kat Alison
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fvck the U.S. and fvck capitalism.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, Americans, buy it should say "Hiring someone without the benefits or delaying them" 🤷‍♀️

    Jerzy Janeczko
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 38 hour week benefits kick in at 40. Grocery stores are notorious for it.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats why they say they give you a 90 day grace period.

    Vinny DaPooh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That can also be attributed to the person not being as good at the actual job as they seemed to be in the interview and are now not doing well enough to make it past the 90 day probationary period. Most jobs that have benefits it is more expensive to keep hiring and training new people every 90 days than it is to keep the good ones and pay their benefits.

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    #7

    Long purple toenails with gemstone decorations, giving off wild psychopath vibes. Having extremely long, curly toenails. Infinitely more disturbing if otherwise you're perfectly groomed.

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    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ever heard dogs on wooden floors? That's what it sounds like.

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she's gonna swoop down and snatch up her dinner with those things O_O

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EWWWW the fingernails are bad enough but toenails GROSS

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That depends. If you're mentally healthy, yes. In elderly or otherwise dependent people, it's a sign of neglect.

    Paulina
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we add "showing pictures like this without a warning" to the list? 🤢

    Kat Alison
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does she put shoes on? Does she wear only flip-flops?

    Sylvia Baker
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She obviously can't wear shoes on those things.... ew

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    #8

    Yellow car parked across two spaces on a sunny residential street, showing wildly legal parking that gives psychopath vibes. Parking in front of your neighbors place when there's an open spot in front of yours.

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    g90814
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then complaining if anyone else parks in front of yours.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a neighbor who puts his TRASHCAN in front of my house. The guy is a fruitloop, but still...

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I found a big delivery truck parked ACROSS MY DRIVEWAY as I was trying to leave.

    marcelo D.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do american's believe the street is their property? Anybody can park outside your house, it's a public place, that you don't own. It only feels illegal cause of your sense of entitlement.

    Wolfgang Bonow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has little to do with the USA. It's everywhere the same and simple courtesy. The neighbour might appreciate to be able to carry his shopping, kids or whatever not across the street.

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    #9

    I'm sure I looked like I needed a strait jacket to my neighbors the other day when I was out scrubbing our deck with soap in the rain. I just really wanted to take advantage of the rain and not use hose water.

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    g90814
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to do this with my car.

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do this all the time. Whenever it rained I'd run outside and wash my car. It used to make me love rainy days.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty common here in the caribbean, wash the drive and stuff while it's rainy...saves water from the tanks.

    Paulina
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That... That actually makes sense 🤯

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    #10

    Man in a blue denim shirt and glasses holding a mug, sitting thoughtfully, reflecting on legal things with psychopath vibes. Just sitting and thinking. People are so used to being glued to a device or some other type of escapism, I've lost count of the number of times I've been asked in public if I'm OK, when I'm just trying to chill out and enjoy a moment. (Thinking also of the guy who was arrested because he was sat enjoying a sunset).

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    Petra Peitsch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworkers used to ask me, if I'm okay, when I was just sitting in my break relaxing with my coffee and water, enjoying my relax-time, while they were rarely looked up from their phones. Now, they learnt, that I'm totally okay, and so I'm charging.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother, a brilliant developer, was at his desk one day and pondering a complex design problem. Boss walks by and says, "What are you doing?" and my brother says, "Thinking." The boss says, "Do that on your own time!" I can never get over the ridiculousness of that.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa, did someone really get arrested for watching a sunset? O_o

    Lene
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once sat in a park and wrote in a journal. I left when the alcoholics started to ask me if I was OK and if I needed company. Everybody else just gave me weird looks. And I see it was a nice gesture by the alcoholics to ask if I was OK.... but it felt less than nice when they started to insist there must be something wrong since I sat there alone (writing in my notebook!). Also, getting to a bar about an hour before my friends, having a beer and (again) writing in my notebook. Why is that a sign to a man, also sitting alone, that I must be interested in talking to him? Sorry... I'm ranting. I just find it weird that if I am out in public and want to sit by myself writing in my notebook, that ppl think I want any kind of company. 🤓

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a male, sitting in a public place and appreciating the ladies was our major past time. People watching in general. I guess interacting with live humans just cannot compete with an AI generated video these days.

    nottheactualphoto
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I sits and thinks. Sometimes I just sits.

    #11

    Person in a ski mask sticks out tongue in snowy forest, conveying psychopath vibes despite legality. Buying duct tape,a ski mask, and a baseball bat.

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    Zaach
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The store clerk looked at me funny when I only purchased a funnel and a bottle of whiskey

    Featherytoad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people know how stupid they look when they stick there tongues out in pictures. If your not five years old, stop it.

    Phantom Phoenix
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people know how stupid they look when they stick the wrong "there" in their sentences and end questions with full stops instead of question marks? If you're (it's short for "you are") going to make comments about others looking stupid, you're old enough to have learned better, if you'd been bothered about not looking stupid.

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    Leg less In Minneapolis
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That. Will get the side eye in the Walmart checkout

    John morrison
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What…?! It’s cold outside. I have a leaky air duct. And I’m also getting ready to play sports in the spring. What’s wrong with that…?! 😂😂😂

    Dee Tag
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electric chainsaw and a bucket

    Tom De Paul
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KMart used to sell Joe Boxer thongs for men. That would embarrass me.

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    #12

    Person standing in a field with hands in pockets, showcasing a legal activity that gives off psychopath vibes. Running with your hands in your pockets.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hyeh, itsh bhery bhery hanjerush. Don ashk me hnow I know

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    Sylvia Baker
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoke to a woman in Costco wearing dark glasses with bruises all over her face and chipped teeth.... didn't ask but she took off her glasses and she had two puffy black eyes....she was running and tripped and yup .. had her hands in her pockets. Knocked herself out and when I saw her it had already been weeks past. She said her whole head was swollen. Yikes

    Mark Alexander
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gloveless in a Michigan sleeting winter rain; do what ya gotta do.

    sofacushionfort
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Namba running: the hands are kept at the waist, and slightly pumped along with the leg on its same side of the body

    When something is only slightly wrong, it can feel more frustrating than when it's wildly wrong due to how our brains process expectations and mistakes. Psych Central explains that slight errors are close to being right, so they feel more avoidable with just a little more effort or attention, which makes them harder to accept.

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    On the other hand, major mistakes are easier to dismiss, often attributed to external factors or a lack of knowledge, and are less likely to trigger criticism. They acknowledge that people's minds focus more on mistakes that seem almost correct, making them feel more aggravating.

    #13

    Salmon and vegetables in glass dish being placed in oven, depicting oddly legal cooking choices. Microwaving fish at work.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or letting the popcorn burn in the microwave.

    Jason Kennith
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burning popcorn on purpose (like my sister always does) is one of the worst food crimes of all.

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    Pink Taco Eater
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a guy who would pick cigarette butts out of the ash can and roll the tobacco. When it was wet from rain he would put that tobacco in paper towels and microwave it. Yuk.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It smells like a mermaid gave birth in here" was a good description lol

    Robert Beveridge
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will forever stand by my fish-microwaving brethren, especially if the person complaining about them has been guilty within the past year of a far worse smell--leaving the popcorn in the microwave too long and burning it.

    GalPalAl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work with someone who loved to microwave limburger cheese in a tiny space that served as a kitchen. Every day

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stink up the whole place and make some people nauseous.

    Tonyah Mcanelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah because it stinks up the whole place

    James016
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of degenerate does this.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty. But see also open double doors and extractor fan in kitchen.

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    #14

    A group of people casually chatting and smiling by a window, each holding drinks, in a relaxed indoor setting. Starting religious conversations with strangers in public.

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    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Have you found Jesus, friend?" "Sorry, no. I didn't know you'd lost Him."

    James016
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Have you considered accepting the touch of a noodly appendage?”

    PeepPeep the duck
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was christened with my red colander in 2009 😂

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    Mobey Drunk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've found him. I've got Jesus in the trunk - George Carlin

    Ravenkbh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I talk to you about your car's extended warranty?

    Apatheist Account2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any conversations with strangers in public.

    Veronica Jean
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just try to convert them to my religion before they can really get going. Uno reverse. They never know what to say.

    Beth Wheeler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the are either cults or the so called religious nut jobs

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    #15

    Tattoo of a woman with dark hair and piercing on someone's arm, showcasing a vivid artistic style. Getting a tattoo of a celebrity's face.

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    Mike F
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but that is very well done. It's probably not real though.

    Featherytoad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't it be real. There are some really good artists out there.

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    Kallen Kneeland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one of Amy Winehouse is actually pretty great!

    oktopus
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a tattoo of a politician and/or billionaire.

    Liserhawkie80
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my employees got "Trump 2024" tattooed on her arm. SMH.

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    BrunoVI
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The accompanying illustration made the best argument against the text. That is a damned cool tattoo, and it'll probably stay damned cool-looking.

    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a tattoo of anyone's face.

    weatherwitch
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does depend on who it is and how the tattoo was done.

    Liv
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or...getting a tattoo of your OWN face...

    KatSaidWhat
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am somewhat ok with this. Unless it turns out that the person was actually a massive s-x pest IRL.

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    At the end of the day, these behaviors remind us that legality and social acceptability are not always the same thing. Sure, you might not get arrested for eating a burrito with a spoon, attending jury duty dressed like a clown, or licking a knife clean at a dinner party, but you might just find yourself quietly ghosted by everyone you know.

    There's a fine line between quirky and "should we be concerned?" and these examples gleefully dance all over it. But don’t worry, we’re just getting started. If you're curious to see what other actions might make you question your own social norms (and maybe laugh a little, too), keep reading because we've got more eyebrow-raising examples coming your way!

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    #16

    A man with a beard in a kitchen, giving a serious look, conveying legal things with psychopath vibes. Staring at people intensely without blinking.

    OldLongLegs , beststudio Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guilty of this, unintentionally of course. My brain will sometimes almost shut down to external stimuli while I think about something. I'll "snap out of it" and find I've been staring at something or someone the whole time and never knew it. It can be quite awkward.

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, people really don't like this.

    Holly Hobby
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually disassociating. I'm not even looking at you lol

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very effective when one of my classes' attention was starting to drift. One of several Teacher Faces they don't teach you in education school.

    S P
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are "negative symptoms" of psychosis where people state intensely without blinking. It makes the subject of the stare feel like prey, which can be one of many reason people avoid those with psychosis.

    sofacushionfort
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse: instead of flitting from their one eye to the other, work to fix your left eye with their right and your right eye with their left.

    #17

    Man pouring milk while smiling at a girl at the table, evoking legal yet unsettling vibes. Pouring the milk before the cereal.

    Daenified , Ketut Subiyanto Report

    kathyberthahazel
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. I only pour a little cereal in at a time because I hate soggy cereal.

    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, people who put cereal first look unhinged. Like... WHY. I can't see the logic of that. I bet most people do that only because of the pressure.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cereal should crunch not be soggy. Soggy cornflakes are disgusting 🤢

    Bob Jones
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids think I am a psychopath because I like yo pour milk on my weetbix and then heat it up in the microwave and stir it into a warm mush.

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    #18

    Hand reaching for light switch, illustrating legal yet unsettling behaviors. Cutting the light off as you leave a public restroom full of people.

    midtnrn , Pablo Merchán Montes Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old habits. If, like many of us who were raised by depression era parents, it was hammered into you to shut off the light when you leave a room...

    JesusAndDogs
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kind of fun though... but you always turn it back on right after

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always doing that to my mate in the garage, I go out ahead and switch the light off 🤦🏻‍♀️😂 Anyone who cares for the planet or their budget should be switching lights off and not wasting fuel

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    #19

    Person holding a glass of water, illustrating legal activities with intense vibes. Walking down the street drinking a glass of water.

    lucifers_pimp , engin akyurt Report

    James016
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other day we went to Nando’s and my son accidentally walked out with a full glass of water. We got half way down the high street before realising. I had to run back and return the glass.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, if it was a label glass, I'm keeping it.

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    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to go clubbing with a tea cup and saucer cos I liked the way it felt to drink out of on acid 😂 I was weird when I was 19

    Jaya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently I was going for a walk around the block and couldn't find any water bottles, so I just took a glass of water with me. I recommend trying it, because it's such a funny and weird experience.

    Wild Cream
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked to work drinking coffee from my coffee cup from home once 😂 couldn’t find a clean travel mug.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, most ventriloquists stand pretty still.

    Ellinor
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They meant with a glass glass of water, not just a cup. Like a full home glass glass.

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    #20

    Man wearing socks with flip-flops, embodying things that give psychopath vibes on a carpeted floor. Getting into a pool with socks on lol.

    stayathomemi1f , Ivana Cajina Report

    Don't listen to me
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wearing flip-flops with socks is bad enough

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, who wears socks in a pool? I have the water shoes, some pools and hot tubs are pretty rough.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want this kind of person in the gene pool either.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get water shoes. Cheap and effective.

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you do that? I wear flip flops (nice leather Reefs) 24/7/365 in Denver and I get enough grief. I also take care of my feet!

    #21

    Man sipping coffee outdoors, looking thoughtful, with two people chatting in the background, conveying subtle psychopath vibes. Talking to yourself in public. Like a straight up full conversation.

    shibamom2000 , Wavebreak Media Report

    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With air pods nowadays you won't tell the difference, if it's an inner or an outer "call".

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes a man needs expert advice."

    Marnie
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is stupid. Psychopaths don't talk to themselves, at least not due to the psychopathy. Is OP thinking of schizophrenia?

    Jerzy Janeczko
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most state institutions are closed.....

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this a lot. And sometimes I disagree with myself and... let's just say thank god my French coworkers don't understand English slang. 😂

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was having lunch in a senior center today complaining about the other people talking to themselves out loud to myself. Oops.

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    #22

    Person with face paint creating large flames in a dark setting, giving off intense vibes. Melting snow off your driveway with a flamethrower.

    CoderJoe1 , nagaets Report

    Jason Kennith
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see much of anything wrong with this. It saves time and effort.

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just working with what they've got. No snowblower? No shovel? Melting it would probably work... at least until the melted puddles froze over and turned to ice. Either way, "flamethrower" is more of an effort than leaving your mail carrier two feet of snow to trudge through.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially as it turns right into ice.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the gooey napalm gel mess would be hard to clean up.

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to see this. Its sort of got a Carrie Fisher in the "Blues Brothers" vibe.

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    #23

    Hand holding a block of cheese with bite marks, knife nearby on countertop, illustrating a quirky legal action. Eating a whole block of cheese like it’s a candy bar. Not plate. No knife. Just vibes and lactose denial.

    InnocentlySexyy , Man_of_many_cultures Report

    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll eat my Kit Kat the way I want, you eat your cheese however you want.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'll eat my Vidalia onions any way I choose. (If you're not an American: Vidalia is a town in Georgia that grows sweet, white onions with almost zero spiciness. You can totally eat them like you would eat an apple, but even Americans will look at you strangely if you do.)

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to use thin slices, it's all about surface area. a massive mouthful is a waste.

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll sometimes take a bite of the cheese, and then eat a cracker. I have been that lazy before to not have to cut the cheese. I live alone.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m down with this. And have done this.

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    azubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried butter?

    Rose Stewart
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fine??? Remember to take lactose pills if you need them

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve eaten just chunks of cheese before. It only really gets bad if you’re eating a soft cheese like Boursin or goat cheese.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take it you've never heard of a plough man's lunch.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not the judge of me!!!

    JesusAndDogs
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE eating cheese like this. I just walk around the house gnawing on a fist full of cheese.

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    #24

    KitKat opened incorrectly, a legal act causing discomfort with psychopath vibes. Biting into a KitKat without breaking it.

    Jordy_The_Shorty , EmperorLOGiK Report

    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna feel the mass in my mouth. Okay, that sounded better in my mind.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, it sounded...interesting....out loud 😂

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    Holly Hobby
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this. It feels so good breaking rules. Now it's just habit.

    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tastes different like that. We used to get the two--stick ones when I was a kid, so would often eat them this way. Doing the same with the full size one just feels somehow decadent.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with cocktails too, some are better sipped and some are made to be drunk with a straw

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    #25

    A bottle of Heinz ketchup on a wooden table with bright indoor lighting, representing legal things with unusual vibes. Ketchup on lasagna.

    PrimeSuperStar , Erik Mclean Report

    James016
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup on anything. But I can’t stand the stuff.

    Susan W.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for me! Ketchup on eggs makes me gag.

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    rumple slunkskin
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw my inlaws bust out ketchup and ranch for tacos and I feel a little like that's grounds for annulment. You think you know someone...

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ketchup is good for hamburgers, hotdogs and French fries. Anything else, no.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s used in Chinese sweet and sour sauce, and many other sauces you wouldn’t expect.

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    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot sauce - yes. Ketchup - no. The only thing I would use it for would be Heinz ketchup on McDonalds fries.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, theoretically you're just adding a more acidic tomato sauce to a not-as-acidic tomato sauce (assuming you don't load your lasagna sauce with vinegar and capers). Which brings up a salient point: would adding ketchup to your lasagna be weirder or not as weird as adding mustard? How about miracle whip?

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend just eats ketchup, out of the packet, on pizza, on everything, she just eats ketchup

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will allow people to put ketchup on almost anything but gourmet meal and especially in a restaurant.

    Madeleine Christiansen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to put ranch, mustard, and ketchup on my mac n' cheese sometimes!!! Not all at the same time LOL.

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    #26

    Young man in a cap and denim shirt smiles outdoors, with people walking in the background. Going out by yourself. It feels like everyone is looking at you because you are breaking the law.

    chelseaspring , freepik Report

    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird place you are living in.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take OP too literally. It can feel very awkward to do certain things by yourself (go to dinner, hang out in a playground, watch a Disney movie, etc.). (Joking about the playground, but I actually have taken my nieces and nephews to the movies simply because I was single at the time and wanted to see the new Disney movie. In fairness, this was in 2nd golden age of Disney: Aladdin, The Lion King, etc.)

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    Holly Hobby
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love doing stuff alone. I'm my best friend. I don't care what ppl think

    Nikole
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen a few movies by myself at the theater (pre-Covid). It’s fine. I’ve become pretty agoraphobic in the last few years though.

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    Veronica Jean
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I regularly take myself out to nice restaurants. It's lovely. Sit by the window enjoying a drink and good food, watching the world go by. The amount of people that interrupt to ask if I'm ok or going through some kind of crisis is staggering. I can't complain though, it's nice that they care for a stranger. Rather that then a world full of self absorbed people

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always did! Much prefer things that way ❤️

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This does happen. I have started going out alone because most of my friends moved out of London or across London during covid and I only have one person in my area. So decided to start making friends closer to home. It works 1 of 3 ways. You make friends, you have quiet night out by yourself, you get creeped on because you are alone. (F, 51 - age doesn't matter to desperate males)

    Tom De Paul
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really aren't. Generally speaking people are too self-centered to care. Servers might care because your occupying a table that could seat 2 or 4 and their tip will be smaller for the same work. But otherwise . . . no one cares.

    Magenta Blu
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    8 months ago

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    To dangerous for a woman to go out by herself anyway

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    #27

    Young person smiling, wearing a skeleton-themed shirt, in front of a background of animal bones. Psychopath vibes theme. I saw a guy on TikTok that collects human spines.

    zaynmaliksfuturewife , bonemuseum/ Report

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone told him he needed to get a backbone...he's just too literal.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I collect spines. Sometimes they are broken. Usually they are quite thick and attached to Russian literature.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much THAT he collects them, but really depends on HOW he collects them.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister, being an archaeologist, actually has some human skulls. One time, when they had to move, they needed to pack them. So she and her (now ex) husband went to Target, where he had to try on the tupperware to see if the skulls would fit.

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Jon Ferry, who runs The Bone Museum in Brooklyn, NY. The bones are ethically sourced and used for medical training, archaeological education, and artistry.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the individual they're harvested from are finished with them?

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll do great covering Congress for the news media.

    Douglas Tucker
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should give some to our U.S. Senators and our members of Congress immediately.

    Holly Hobby
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but that's just awesome.

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again...that's legal?

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    #28

    A bowl of crispy French fries, illustrating surprisingly legal behaviors. Eating chips vertically.

    stonedfishing , Dzenina Lukac Report

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meaning you're supposed to eat them horizontally?

    JL
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the BP AI picked the right kind of chips for this photo. I think this refers to US chips (UK crisps).

    Abdullah Abd Rahman
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's okay to eat chips while lying down ? Ughhh !

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but not recommended and particularly in bed unless you have a hand held hoover.

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    Jason Kennith
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are fries, not chips. Unless this article is European.

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what they mean here? Chips like the photo as we call them in the UK or chips the Americans call for crisps and this still is incomprehensible 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Jaya
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assume this is British and means chips. But with fries it wouldf be funny too, because then it could be not eating them from beginning to end but from side to side 😄

    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chips and fries are the same 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever, sounds like somebody is cramming them in.

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's extra good if they're crispy so you get the noise when you close your mouth. [added bonus: instead of dipping your chips, eat a mouthful, then add malt vinegar. do it like a shot. as if you forgot to dip.]

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    #29

    Three people in a business elevator, holding coffees and chatting, conveying legal but psychopath vibes. Standing the wrong way in an elevator.

    ssgsimon , Getty Images Report

    Petra Peitsch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Khm, what is the "wrong way"? Asking for a friend ....

    Apatheist Account2
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess away from the door. It gets confusing if it's a place which has doors on both sides.

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    azubi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, anything you do in an elevator seems kind of weird. Even smiling.

    James016
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying “ding!” when it reaches any floor except yours

    seana lammers
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just helping the other passengers. Better than ‘yelling’ “ GTFO”

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? Like facing the wall?? 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Liv
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I did an experiment. I got into an elevator full of people and faced the wall with my back to the door. I got so many weird looks that day. Worth it though

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this a lot. My wife hates that I do it.

    Tim Gibbs
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stand in the corner and ask people to call me admiral 🤣

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    #30

    Traffic moves around a large roundabout seen from above, illustrating oddly legal things that give off unsettling vibes. Driving circles in a roundabout.

    lennonisalive , Kelly Report

    Amanduh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than backing up. Yes, I have seen it happen twice meow

    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When taking the Drunk Bus in the south of the Netherlands during Carnaval it's customary to shout "Chaufföär 'n rundsje", asking the bus driver to complete one or more full circles around the roundabout. All passengers will cheer if the driver complies.

    Pernille
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As far as I remember you are allowed three tours without getting fined, but if you need three tours to find where you are going you are officially lost. Place Étoile in Paris does not count, there are cars going around for days;)

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to like roundabouts. Making traffic lights unnecessary is so appealing. But apart from a few elongated ones with several roads coming together, I've seen few worth it,

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... how would anybody know? All the normal, God-fearing (or secular philosophy-fearing) people don't stick around in the roundabout to watch you.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate those d**n things, 4 way stops are much better! and whoever decided to start them here in the US should be beaten to within an inch of their lives with the plans and get a million paper cuts!

    Nikole
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also do not care for them. What’s the point? Why are they better than a four way stop?

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    Otto Katz
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to do that when the kids were little, on our way to the beach. Wheeee! we'd go around 4 or 5 times, they loved it.

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Staying too long in a roundabout is illegal in some places.

    KatSaidWhat
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP should come to Milton Keynes.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the old "vanilla pudding" stunt?

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I find mayo gross, so…

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mayonnaise is disgusting. It should be a controlled substance.

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    Amanduh
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about the Kelce cereal mixes? Are these ok??