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“Signs That Make You Just A Little Unsettled”: 50 Times People Felt Threatened By A Weird Sign
Whether you are enjoying a leisurely stroll down the street or visiting your doctor, you can’t really avoid sign boards. They promote products, raise safety awareness, give directions, and provide other sorts of information. However, occasionally you'll come across signs that just make you shiver.
And you can find these kinds of signs in the Facebook group called “Signs With Threatening Auras." This online community is known for sharing eerie pictures with negative vibes, ranging from mistakes to outright bizarre remarks. Below, we've collected some of the most terrifying and entertaining examples of signs with strange auras that members of the group have shared.
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PhaseWitFact 1 year ago (edited)
When I was still having periods sometimes the blood would just get all over. So after I cleaned myself up, I cleaned the toilet and bathroom up. I always make sure to leave the bathroom as clean as I find it because no one wants to clean up another person's bodily fluids. It's not hard to be decent.
Robert Beveridge 1 year ago
Watch out, AI is ready to take over the world! Look at how good it is at censoring words!
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
One of my former students is a sniper in the armed forces. He tells me "I use that trig you taught me all the time."
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
"We located a guy in a suit that holds a meeting over his phone. Take the shot, Spectre 2"
Ashlie Dearest 1 year ago
Have the sniper take a stroll over to the campsites from the previous post. Anyone who litters, takes their chances with the sniper! lol
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Seen this so many times but it's always so funny lol. "Ok everyone, smile! Yes you too little Timmy. Act stress free..."
#3
Korthias 1 year ago
Wouldn't it be better to leave the corpse. Food for the wildlife, fertilizer for the plants
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
You don't have to outrun the bear. You have to outrun your hiking buddy.
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
But do be sure to clean up after the bear, wipe it's mouth, give it a bath. The little things that matter.
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Robert Millar 1 year ago
... solid human waste in catholes 8 inches deep etc. No! Pack it out!
A threatening aura, specifically, can be a person, location, or thing that makes you feel like you're in danger, as seen in these photos. These animate and inanimate things are sometimes in a deranged state.
Over the years, people have run into animals, food, texts, and even toilets that appear to have bad spirits. And the ‘Signs With Threatening Auras’ group is a fairly new addition to the internet aura community. Founded in 2020, they have amassed nearly 50,000 members.
#4
Lotekguy 1 year ago
The doc may have a conflict of interest - especially if taxidermy is more profitable.
Julia Mckinney 1 year ago
But will the taxidermied dog come back to life with his eyes glowing?
Abigail Moritz 1 year ago
This is so wrong. To the people who have never had or lost a pet in their life this is a cruel thing and not a joke.
#5
Dawn Thomas-Cameron 1 year ago
I find the fact that they needed to make the sign more disturbing than the sign itself. Are people that stupid?
tl gmc 1 year ago
A long time ago, there was a reason why in the retail job I worked at got a new sign. "Don't hide in the trash compactor, can cause death"
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Scott Rackley 1 year ago
FYI, that is an engine lathe tool holder. Many machines can kill you in a shop, the lathe is the only one looking forward to it.
#6
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Management: "...ok the NEXT person who uses it is fired. That's a pretty good Pikachu.."
Jess Smith 1 year ago
Is it just me who thinks that there is something wrong with the font? I can't quite pinpoint what makes it look so wrong, but it is...I think it's Calibri.
AngelWingsYT 1 year ago
Plot towst boss asker worker to make a sign about this so they made this both compiling to the rule but breaking it as well
But if you just type the word "aura" into a search engine online, you will get varied results. You might either land on a spiritual website explaining how living things are surrounded by color-specific energy fields or you might read medical literature about the aura of a migraine.
Out of all the people who get a migraine, around 25 to 30% experience an aura. A migraine aura is an outbreak of sensory disturbances or disruptions that an individual feels right before the actual attack. These distractions can be things like seeing sparks or bright dots, feeling tingling sensations on the body, or an inability to talk properly. These symptoms can change and evolve with time and they typically last 5-60 minutes.
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Cynthia Chaney 1 year ago
I love this sign I lived in a small Mormon town when COVID started. Very few people wore masks. Couldn't convince anyone to wear one because to they didn't think it was real.
Bill Kubeck 1 year ago
Just because you're paranoid, it does not prove that they *aren't* out to get you.
#8
Living Example 1 year ago
I wonder if the geese compete to see who can get the highest alert score.
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XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
Well there are Canada geese in the UK, so it's probably our a*****e geese on holiday /jj
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Mason Kronol 1 year ago
Yeah when i was a kid i got bit by a couple because we ran out of bread. Thanks mom. I know better now. Was at a golf course and there were about 20 right in front of the green. I refused to tee off (not league just a casual day) because i didn't want to kill one or get attacked by one. so we drove the cart around them and dropped slightly off the green. It was a nice course. i believe before the pandemic they hired dogs to hel- with the geese.
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Lyoness 1 year ago
No idea why this got downvoted because if you've ever spent time around them (especially Canada geese) they are nasty, aggressive little monsters that can drive off a pit bull. And yes, I've seen it.
Load More Replies... TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
Light yer torches and grab yer pitchforks! It can't stop us all!...Right?
Bread the Duck 1 year ago
Brethren! Together we unite! No mercy! Gather the army and CHARRRRRGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!
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Stephanie L Thesing 1 year ago
Or the rockin’ pneumonia and the boogie-woogie flu! 😷
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Joe Reaves 1 year ago
Either racers or dirt bikers (or both). I was half expecting it to be a horse trailer.
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Auras don’t usually occur during every attack. There are 3 major types of aura: visual, sensory, and aphasic. People most commonly experience a visual aura. It accounts for 90% of all migraine auras and includes seeing zigzags, flashes, or losing the ability to see for a short duration. However, it’s confusing, as patients are unable to determine whether it’s occurring in one or both eyes.
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Nosirrow 1 year ago
Primary schools in my stupid city are even worse. You can just use one flight of the stairs to go up and another to get down. Do they even want to teach children the simplest things or to coddle them forever?
Jeffrey Diehl 1 year ago
There was a book, a play and a movie about this called "Up the Down Staircase."
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james stevenson 1 year ago
Poem by Wilfred Owen about the trenches if the First World War. Really melancholy.
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justanotherweirdo 1 year ago
Warning signs usually exist because said incidents have happened before...
james stevenson 1 year ago
Wilfred Owen. Poem about the trenches in World War One, really sad stuff.
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Valek Fermiga 1 year ago
Can't put them in the refuse, can't take them to a hike, next thing you know, it's going to be illegal to kill.....
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Stay on the living room floor where you dropped! Continue feeding us!
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Robert T 1 year ago (edited)
Notice that there is no need to say Apple Maps is wrong. They don't even get this far! ;-)
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 year ago
People need to realize that GOOGLE Maps DOES indeed make mistakes.... 45 minutes traveling down an overgrown, 8 foot-wide MAX, overgrown TRAIL that was marked as an actual road on GOOGLE, grants me the experience I could have lived without.
John Mosley 1 year ago
They must promise an adventure in the small print.
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Stephanie Fay 1 year ago
We have one of these near my old house by the ski mountain. The back way isn't plowed in the winter and the sign says something along the lines of 'you will not be towed out if you go this way and get stuck'.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
You would hope. But no. I have seen people follow their sat navs down streets clearly marked as one way, because the system hadn't been updated yet. And I did check, and confirm that Google Maps was incorrect at the time (and submitted the corrections myself. More than once)
Load More Replies...Dr. Kathleen Digre, a professor of neurology and ophthalmology and director of the Headache Clinic at the University of Utah, explained “Most of the time [the aura] starts in the center of vision and goes out. And it often goes out to one side or the other side. It makes the person who has it think that it’s in one eye… but it’s actually coming from the brain, from the occipital lobe.”
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Genesis Angel 1 year ago
Thank you comments people! I have seen this sign several times before and never understood it. Google was no help. Stick welding fumes. Now I know.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
That scene in The Blob where it comes up out of the sink and eats the person getting their hair washed.
James Mullin 1 year ago
WARNING: Locusts in washing machine may swarm. Geez! How does no one know this?
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Gustav Gallifrey 1 year ago
Yeah, i'm hooked on dog ownership, and don't give a toss for religion.
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StretcherBearer 1 year ago
🤣🤣 I chose the path of harm reduction. I only use legal cannabis and therapy now and have not used anything else in years. Not for everyone and if you need a program by all means get help. It does get better and I hope we can overcome the stigma of d**g addiction and the multiple ways of approaching treatment.
TomCat 1 year ago (edited)
Here's a quick list of alternatives for anyone who may want them .. https://alcohol.org/alcoholics-anonymous/alternatives-to-the-aa-approach/
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David Brown 1 year ago
It does seem that way. I gave up opioids. I didn't care what type of opioid either. Cocaine was nice for the in-between times. Damn near killed me several times. I gave it all up for ipa beers. And lastly gave up the beer. Religion has absolutely nothing to do with any of it. If anything the religion drove me to it. Don't give up addiction for anything other than yourself. You're much less likely to relapse afterwards.
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Michael None 1 year ago
Step 1. Create the perfect climbing surface. Step 2. Put up sign that says "no climbing" Step 3. ....... Step 4. Profit
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
*hops all the way up, and washes her tail on the top of the wall*
Sand Ers 1 year ago
13? 33 year old me would have been sorely tempted to climb that wall. The sign would have made it worse.
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Sensory aura begins in body parts like the fingers and mouth and can eventually spread. Sometimes it’s just a tingling sensation. An individual might feel its impact on only one side of the body. Aphasic aura occurs rarely, and it causes speech difficulty. Dr. Digre points out, “So they can’t think of the words they want to say, or the words come out wrong.”
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Silly Panda Cat 1 year ago
I don't understand this, can someone please explain it.
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1 year ago
that was very in-character of you (based off of your profile picture)
Load More Replies... Mason Kronol 1 year ago
I always wave at kids/people in other vehicles on the highway. I remember how boring it was when i was a kid and i have been in a van with people with dementia. Both age groups get a kick out of it. So everyone try to smile while passing other cars, no road rage.
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Amy 1 year ago (edited)
They just like standing on tracks for some reason.
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Bettye McKee 1 year ago
Yes, I need to change my ticket, please. I decided not to go to Leeds today.
AngelWingsYT 1 year ago
Think ill pass on going to Leeds....also i knew the EU is brutal over football but this is a bit extreme
Trophy Husband 1 year ago
You get to the end of the train kills you, but they can't get in trouble because you were warned
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Ashlie Benson 1 year ago
I read incontinent at first and was like, yeah, pretty spot on.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 1 year ago
First, why are you giving this person a warning? Turn them in right away.
StretcherBearer 1 year ago
Former Janitor at a college. People sometimes exploded into poo clouds and then it became a biohazard situation and that was above my pay.
Full of Giggles 1 year ago
Something tells me the serial pooper doesn’t give two shits about the mess they leave behind and won’t clean it up.
Marnie 1 year ago (edited)
My son owns a parkour gym. Back when they used to have kids classes, about once a month, they would find poop smeared around in the bathroom there. They never understood why (or who). And they had turnover over the years, so likely it was not all just one person. It stopped once they got rid of the kids classes, so they at least know it was kids doing it. Still makes zero sense.
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For most patients, an aura is followed by a headache. But in some cases, people don’t get the head pain; they just experience the aura. Only 4% of individuals with migraine auras don’t get a headache later. This generally occurs in 2 age groups: young adults in their 20s and 30s and older individuals between the ages of 40 and 60. It’s important that people visit a doctor when they go through something like this.
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Remi (He/Him) 1 year ago
"Eleanor Rigby... Wearing the face that she keeps in A jar by the door who is it for?" For this sign obviously
Brenda 1 year ago
I immediately thought of "Eleanor Rigby" when I saw this! Great minds...
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#20
distant_echo 1 year ago
We adopted our first cat from a shelter 2 doors down from a Chinese food restaurant. We ended up naming him Lo mein.
Angel Stage 1 year ago
I have seen Chinese restaurants next to cat clinics on more than one occasion and I don't think it's coincidence anymore.
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BoredPossum 1 year ago
An anime about stereotypical magic girls beating bad guys up.
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SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago
kinda like powerpuff girls only japanese and more annoying
Load More Replies... While this type of medical aura is backed by science, research is still ongoing about color-specific auras. Many ancient traditions and cultures have spoken about the importance of human, animal, and plant auras for centuries, so there's something to learn from this intriguing phenomenon. The human body emits a small electromagnetic frequency, and some individuals believe it’s possible that’s what we pick up on it. For instance, when you meet someone new and connect with them instantly, it could be possible that you are picking up on their positive aura.
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MyNameIsNotAPortent 1 year ago
And if you can’t decide, just ask yourself “What would Jesus watch?”
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AzzyIsHere (They/he/it xenos) 1 year ago
this is what I've been doing for years, more people should do it
CheshirePhrogg 1 year ago
Are we supposed to eat cheese and eat sin or eat cheese and then sin? I'm good either way I would just like a bit of clarification please
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Passerby 1 year ago
The thing is, she isn't a vampire. She just likes seeing blood. Just look into her soulless eyes.
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To put it simply, it’s a form of energy that radiates in an oval shape around our body, and it can be changed based on what you are thinking, feeling, or experiencing in that moment. If a person is worried about numerous things in life, they might have a negative aura, but if they are excited about something, they might have a positive aura.
The Mind Body Green blog points out that an aura can be associated with different colors. A person’s aura is usually a combination of colors where one color is more dominant than the others. And while your aura might constantly shift and change, here’s what some colors indicate: Red means you are energetic and fiery. A creative and positive aura is represented by the color orange. Indigo means sensitive and empathic.
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Moosy Girl 1 year ago
So glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that, high five! :p
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Bill Swallow 1 year ago
.... I should do something like this for Verizon. That was in 2007, and I'm still mad about it and tell anyone when the opportunity comes up.
whiterabbit 1 year ago
Frontier owed me well over 300 bucks, they wouldn't even humor the thought of reimbursing me until I asked them who I should have my attorney contact. Had a check in the mail within a week.
Cuppa tea? 1 year ago
As an ex employee - either by customer not reading or listening properly.
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Min 1 year ago
I used to live across the street from a seafood place with "Free crab tomorrow" painted on the side of the building. It was astounding how many of my friends didn't understand the joke.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Inevitably. They never think to bring money with them.
Load More Replies... Gustav Gallifrey 1 year ago
A pub in Sydney, 1980s: 'Children welcome. We have a cellar with a solid door, with a strong lock".
Panda Betsy 1 year ago
This is in my neighborhood (N Portland!), and they always have great signs!
David Brown 1 year ago
How badly does a kid have to screw up to be allowed and banned at the same time
The color black denotes evil auras. Well, it would be the perfect color to represent these threatening aura signs. Sometimes, when you look at the eerie designs or texts on sign boards, it might creep you out. But folks online believe the best way to deal with threatening auras is by understanding their true meaning. Take a step back if you feel overwhelmed by these signs, and take a deep breath. If you are in a position to meditate, do it for a few minutes. You can always walk away if you feel too uncomfortable in such situations.
Do you believe in threatening auras or auras in general? Have you ever seen a sign board that scared you? Share your thoughts with us, and don’t forget to upvote the most horrific sign.
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S. E. in Indiana 1 year ago
WOW, I think they are serious about this one. So, let's see how it takes some idiot to die trying to prove them wrong.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
It's like the people who still scuba dive in caves that have a sign with the Grin Reaper telling them to turn back because they will likely die. Which just seems to encourage them more. Natural selection as far as I'm concerned!
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nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
A favorite: "Proceeding beyond this point may result in loss of skiing privileges and / or death"
Glen Ellyn 1 year ago (edited)
For some reason, this reminds me of winters when I was in high school. My group of friends and I loved going sliding at a nearby nature park. You could cross-country ski there and they had a couple of slopes for beginner downhill skiers. There were also hills set aside for sliding/sledding activities. ***** Several times my child-at-heart dad would go with us. He kept saying that he was sure we were out to bump him off because we liked to take him on what we called "su-i-cide hill." It was the steepest run there, and under certain conditions, you could slide farther than usual and end your run with a 2-foot drop onto the nearby creek. Unless there was fresh snow on the creek, it could be a real bone cracker. 🤭 (Miss you every day, Dad.)
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SBocker78 1 year ago
My city had a "Gay Street" but they got so tired of the sign getting stolen they renamed it.
#30
JoMeBee 1 year ago
Yes, please explain why is free to enter NJ but you have to pay tolls to get back out?
Upstaged75 1 year ago
My SIL is from NJ and I've sent this one to her before. She says she has no explanation. :)
Wheelchair athlete 1 year ago
The reason for this is that fake IDs are easier to make with the NJ license than the NY license so a lot of under age folx will get a fake from NJ to use in NYC bars
Kabuki Kitsune 1 year ago
The context for this image is that it was supposedly outside a bar. Because, at the time of the image, the NJ driver's license was easier to fake than other states, the bar had a run of people passing that ID off, and the bar discovering the subterfuge. So they put the sign up expecting to catch a number of teens and such.
Mason Kronol 1 year ago
I hate NJ, said here before nd i'll say it again. Drove several hours from Ohio on the way to NYC and stopped for fuel for my silverado 1500. I have been pumping gas sice i was and first learned to drive in manuals. The gas station attendent who was 18, i asked him, said he was surprised the highway patrol guy didn't cite me for pulling into the exit lane. i told him that would be illegal to cite me for and he got even more confused. so did not let him pump my gas unattended and the next time i went to NYC i mad sure to gas up before or after NJ.
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justanotherweirdo 1 year ago
They're showing you what happens when you do d.r.u.g.s
Load More Replies... Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Not even on Discworld. Not even the "forn" parts.
Load More Replies... Cuppa tea? 1 year ago
This can be read in so many ways, yet none I correct or as intended by author.
somnomania (she/her, queer) 1 year ago
i swear to god do the designers of things like this not run it past ANYONE? at ANY point?
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Dumb teenager 1 year ago
so where's my fish? I've got the autism and mashed potatos, but when do I get the salmon? I mean I got the first 2 for free though, so can't complain
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Where did you get free mash? Asking for a friend.
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Tysha DivinationDragon 1 year ago
I had the opposite working in the pharmacy, was told a patient had "asparagus" so a carer would be collecting their medication 😂
BlackCatWithWhiteSocks 1 year ago
Snap, I am aspergers, I am not going to visit this cannibalism place
Christine Stewart 1 year ago
I am impressed that they spelled "salmon" and "potatoes" correctly!
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
When I first got to prison, I was on the second floor. If I needed to get downstairs, one of the other inmates would run down to ask the guard to unlock the elevator for me. One guard always refused, because I needed to ask him myself.
Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
I would really love to know you and learn your story.
Load More Replies... Jaya 1 year ago
I understand that the idea is that the person you're with, needs to go upstairs to tell them to turn on the lift for you. But they really should have an option for when someone is on their own, or if all the people in their group are in wheelchairs. If they really can't leave the elevator on all the time, they should at least have a phone number there, or a bell or something, so that you can inform them without needing to wait for a random person to go upstairs for you.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Oh... I have a story here. My venue my brother and SIL got married in had a lift that required a key. There was a phone number. Could anyone be arßed to actually answer it? Was I outside, freezing, unable to get into where the warm drinks were? In November? Why yes, yes I was
Load More Replies... Charity Angel 1 year ago
People don't. Genuinely just... don't. I have actual health care professionals ask me why I'm not entering the pharmacy that has a 6 inch step up into it. And are then usually rude when I say I can't. These are people who should know better, let alone your average layperson.
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Steph Birmingham 1 year ago
What if I didn’t bring my wings with me to fly me and my wheelchair up? lol
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Tabitha 1 year ago
OK. 5 minutes. Total for all four. 1.25 minutes sounds about right for the average guy.
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Martin Kaine 1 year ago
Well, "Virginia is for lovers," or so I've been told.
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Verena 1 year ago
It's the mum saying "alsjeblieft", in that context. The "alsjeblieft" is multifunctional, you can use it when asking for something (please) or when giving something to somebody (here you go). Cheers from the Netherlands.
Load More Replies... David 1 year ago
Weird when same word means different things in different languages. Slightly different but one time I was in a church service with some deaf people. The pastor kept putting the tips of his spread fingers together (both hands). The hearing people just saw it as fidgeting with his hands while talking. But one of the deaf people nudged me and asked, "Why does he keep saying - ball, ball, ball, ball?"
Stardust she/her 1 year ago
In Marathi and Russian they have the word “Tak”. In Marathi it means butter milk while in Russian it means something.
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
When my husband first moved to Germany, we were walking in a local park and my husband was horrified upon turning a corner to see a horse trailer painted with "DIE PONIES!" in dripping red paint. The owner was offering pony rides that day on their Shetland ponies but it gave him quite a fright!
T'Mar of Vulcan 1 year ago
I'm not Dutch; I'm from South Africa, but when the first "Die Hard" movie came out I was very confused. "The Hard"? What? Took quite a few times seeing the poster before I realized it was in English, not Afrikaans!
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Somethingpenguin 1 year ago
I live near there and have family here right now, It added like an extra 4 1/2 hours of traffic and a 1/2 detour
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David Brown 1 year ago
Let's be honest. Pretty much nothing is exactly what it says. Kinda why everything tastes like chicken.
Joanne Earle 1 year ago
Oh see now I want to take a drive to that place. Ledyard's only about 2.5 hours away.
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Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago
My favourite answer is, “well, if you insist” 😊
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Kitty 🥀 1 year ago
(.)(.)s are plural, not possessive. No need for an apostrophe. Never, ever thought I’d ever type that.
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Bill Swallow 1 year ago
... So I'm guessing 'Dignity' and 'Modesty' are the other two dancers?
S Bow 1 year ago
Omg I literally laughed out loud at this comment. You win the internet today 🤣
Load More Replies... PFD 1 year ago
I like this. Nudity is not incompatible with dignity and modesty! Indeed, the word "gymnasium" - referring originally to the centres of philosophy and the pursuit of perfection in ancient Athens - comes from "gumnos", meaning naked. It's a surprising expectation for Saturday night dancers, admittedly.
David Brown 1 year ago
No saggy boobs, muffin top, bush, or stretch marks. Please and thank you.
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Ashlie Dearest 1 year ago
We don't need to, we are half way to completely destroy the entire earth in reality.
Isabel Galvez 1 year ago
I've seen it in the Natural History Museum in London. They have a lot of things for children.
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Tabitha 1 year ago
Owen is well on his way to either dying a virgin, or going to prison and losing his virginity in a way he never anticipated it would happen.
Load More Replies... Tiffany Marie 1 year ago (edited)
Gross. He's only gonna get a traumatized submissive female with no self esteem or worth. He sounds like a groomer. Very controlling.
Toni Ahlgren 1 year ago
This has been going around since forever, seen it here also a few times. Someone's just printed it for attention.
Guess Undheit 1 year ago
And males say women are exaggerating. Meanwhile, every cis hetero male read that sign and thought, "that would be nice".
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Delta Dawn 1 year ago
waiters and hostesses are two different kinds of jobs, so this one actually makes sense
karen snyder 1 year ago
It's not the hostess/waiter part that we're looking at. It's the "experienced" - "no experience needed" conflict.
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justanotherweirdo 1 year ago
So waiters (male) need experience, but hostesses (female) don't, I guess.
Yogini Narayanan 1 year ago
so is the boss of the restaurant like an addict or something cause even if i was desperate for a job i wouldn't trust this
Ryan Mercer 1 year ago
I hate this about adjectives. Does it apply to each item in the list, or just the first one? In a perfect world, we'd all speak Lojban.
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flower petals 1 year ago
Grand Avenue, Plant installation, Light hauling, Lawn care, Trimming.. The more you read, the better it gets 😆
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Rizzo 1 year ago
What one can't see - is the other sign that says: "Cow costume for rent: 10$" ;)
Eternal Progress 1 year ago
No no no bad boy we must no go there no no danger danger DANGER
Load More Replies... Verena 1 year ago
Poor cows. Not fun to get the tits frantically squeezed and pulled by people who have no idea how to do it.
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Speak easy buttercup 1 year ago
Showbiz pizza was way back in the 80s youngsters! Lol. It was the precursor to chuck e cheese! I can't remember if it turned into chucks or if they bought it out! I remember going there when I was in school. Man when did I get old? 😳😳☹️☹️
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
It was a direct competitor to Chuck E Cheese, founded by a former Chuck E Cheese investor in 1980. (Chuck E was founded in 1977 in San Jose, CA, by Atari founder Nolan Bushnell). Showbiz ended up being purchased by Chuck E in 1984.
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cal da trans emo rat (he/they) 1 year ago
Omg it's the dude from the "d**k the birthday boy" picture lol
DAVID GONZALEZ 1 year ago
Guys, is this Freddy Fazbear? Hur Hur, Hur Hur Hur, Hur Hur Hur Hur Hur.....
Hippopotamuses 1 year ago
I'm guessing that this is supposed to be some type of animal, but I can't work out which type?
Yogini Narayanan 1 year ago (edited)
threatening............oh god oh my how r the kids even smiling and not screaming....good poker face
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Ranger Kanootsen 1 year ago
Not to mention the adult figure with what looks like the largest d**k I've ever seen
General Anaesthesia 1 year ago (edited)
A slightly shopped already shopped image: https://www.reddit.com/r/AMCTheatres/comments/17i6wzl/amc_promotes_baby_killings_jk/
meow point1 1 year ago
Either that's a gun, he's happy to see the baby, or the baby's leg fell off. They're all horrifying!
Yogini Narayanan 1 year ago
um. i'm imagining the salem witch trials, except everyone is infants
Jaya 1 year ago
It's not. What looks like a d**k, are actually the baby's legs, that were originally up much higher and in a different angle. And it must have said changing originally.
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Kabuki Kitsune 1 year ago
The first idiot that tries shooting up a school, and gets double tapped in the head by the science teacher, would probably agree with you.
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E. Hamilton 1 year ago
As an American, who owns guns, the gun problem here is like watching your child make the same painful mistake over and over again. Gun weirdos, which there are many, and liberal douches, which there are many, continue to squabble while the Government hands out military contracts like they are candy. The greatest way to control a group of people is to put a small group of them in charge. If they fight amongst themselves, they will never question the true power.
Kevin Hickey 1 year ago
"If they fight amongst themselves, they will never question the true power." It's amusing that you made that statement right after saying "liberal douches". Congratulations, you're part of the problem.
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Typical yanks. They "think" making the problem worse will solve it instead of gun control and locked doors. (See also: giving israeli terrorists weapons to continue genocide instead of calling for ceasefire and two state solution.)
Upstaged75 1 year ago
This is of course in Texas! Just what schools need - more idiots with guns.
Kevin Hickey 1 year ago
They don't even pay teachers enough to be teachers, now they have to be security guards as well. Weapons bans work well in places where people actually give a 5HlT about one another. Unfortunately, that's not the United States.
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Yogini Narayanan 1 year ago
oh god. it looks like family restaurants are welcomed to the dark side
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
My legs barely even lift anymore. I'm not going to kink shame the plastic furniture.
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Kabuki Kitsune 1 year ago
This was an art piece that popped up around the MTA a few years back.
Justin 1 year ago
I'm pretty sure this is in an elevator inside the MeowWolf art attraction in Denver Colorado
OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
You should immediately alert an MTA employee, since you believe you've seen this notice before
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OneHappyPuppy 1 year ago
Horrible handwriting, I read that the plants crash from the ceiling and was wondering how the hell do they have plants on the ceiling...
Jeff Christensen 1 year ago
Time was the 64-foot stop on the Sydney Town Hall organ (one of only two in the world) was physically locked off because it might damage the building. The building has since been refurbished and the stop is back in use.
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Tabitha 1 year ago (edited)
They're legally not allowed to call American "Cheese" cheese because it contains so little actual cheese. So that's not cheese, it's a cheese product. A tasteless cheese-shaped piece of artificial flavors wrapped in plastic that tastes the same as (maybe even better than) the stuff inside it. It is so artificial it will survive an apocalypse and still be right there stuck to that sign.
Carl Roberts 1 year ago
No no. That's a slice of yellow-orange stuff that can't legally be called cheese
Brandi VanSteenwyk 1 year ago
Just a slice of "imitation cheese product" doing what it does best: Flashing it's preservatives.
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SparkDragon 1 year ago
It's been photoshopped. The BJ bit is real, but it looks like someone has blanked out 'eat ice' from the second line.
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
Our local lawnmower dealer had Bibles verses all over the walls of the store. Of course, they never followed any of them.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I think this is one of those fake ads. I hope so.
Yogini Narayanan 1 year ago
um. i hope she is alive, and in an elderly home with people to stop her.
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les 1 year ago
theres some hard boiled criminals in wales. i think its to do with their breading
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Sharkie 1 year ago
I don't understand why? I have been baking since I was 10... I know flour is interesting, because it's flammable properties... But it's not common knowledge and why ban eggs?
HeavyMetalHeart 1 year ago
Kids throw them at people’s houses. Or plaster a mix of eggs and flour on their doors or cars, which is incredibly hard to remove.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
A carpenter would be much better at basic mathematics.
Dogfacedboy1980 1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=monty+python+bright+side+of+life+
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michael reid 1 year ago
20 years ago my brother threw a shoe on the road. It nearly hit a cyclist. She picked it up and said "did you throw that shoe?" There was nobody else there except us. He said "no" and completely denied it until she left. For a score of years I have carried this secret in my heart.
michael reid 1 year ago
20 years ago my brother threw a shoe on the road. It nearly hit a cyclist. She picked it up and said "did you throw that shoe?" There was nobody else there except us. He said "no" and completely denied it until she left. For a score of years I have carried this secret in my heart.
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