30 Short People Jokes That Might Just Give You The Giggles
Being of somewhat an abbreviated stature myself, I know all too well the jokes and the giggles such a caliber causes to people around me. No, I cannot reach the upper shelf, ha-ha, and yes, I can fit into a box, same as a cat, thank you. However, if the giants think their lame jokes scorn me, they are absolutely wrong because, as would all the short people agree, being of such a size is, in fact, a blessing. Just think about being able to stretch your legs on a flight, buy cheaper child-sized clothes, and be able to fit even in the smallest of spaces (which comes in handy more often than the tall ones would think)! It is also a great pretext for some quality jokes, as you soon will see in our list of the best short people jokes.
So, besides being able to inspect every person's nostril hygiene habits, being short, as everything in life, does also have its shortcomings. But, compared to the pains of being tall, they aren't as dreadful or as hindering to your existence. For instance, us being closer to the ground might mean that we are closer to the various kinds of soil-dwelling bacteria, but at the same time, it just proves that all the short people are inherently down-to-earth. And this is not a phrase you could match with someone of grand stature! Actually, when you think about the drawbacks of being short a while longer, it starts to seem that they are actually big pros in navigating life.
However, if you want to laugh, do so, for we tiny people take no offence to that. We know that you, homo grande, are, in fact, envious of our economic size, and these silly jokes prove that once again. Moreover, we also enjoy these silly jokes, so why not laugh together at them, even if it's a long-distance affair? So, scroll down below to check out our list of the funniest short people jokes, and let's giggle reading them together! Sounds like a plan?
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
"God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us didn’t take as long as others!" – Short People
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”
I was shocked to read in the papers today that a short person had been pickpocketed. I just thought to myself “How could someone stoop so low?”
How do short people greet others?
“Keep looking up.” – Motivational advice for most people. Necessary advice for short people.
"Are you okay?"
"My height hasn’t changed since I was 12."
The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.
Tall vs. Short
Tall People: "I'm somewhere around 6 feet."
Short People: "I'm 5 feet and 5.756432841 inches."
Just played miniature golf with a short person, but he just called it golf.
Your so short when it rains; you are the last one to know.
Sometimes when I look at short people I wonder. If they’re able to reach their goals.
I hope the next stage of your life comes with a ladder.
It's easy to make fun of short people... The jokes always go over their head.
At least one advantage of being small is getting to be in front in all pictures every time.
Why was the short lady scared of the iguana?
She thought it was Godzilla.
Be careful; the little guy might jump up and punch you in the knee.
Where is the worst place for a short person to stand at a concert?
Behind anyone at all.
I asked a short person to lend me 5 dollars yesterday.
He said, “Sorry, I’m a little short.”
It’s not that I am short, I simply have a built for speed and accuracy.
I love short people. They’re more down to earth.
You're so short that Michaelangelo could make a life size sculpture of you with 1 can of play-dough.
Being the same height, shoe, and clothing size for the rest of your life since you were in 6th grade.
You know you are short when your shoelaces hit you in the head.
Let us go. I will give you a ride. Hop into my pocket.
What is a short person’s favorite dessert?
Strawberry Short Cake.
I’m not saying short people are inferior but I do look down on them.
Short people are always sad because they can never reach happiness.
You look like you still have a lot of growing up to do.
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