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Craigslist is a virtual marketplace where people can find just about anything their heart desires (and some things they didn't even know existed). Need a vintage toaster that doubles as a disco ball? Craigslist has got you covered. Looking for a roommate who moonlights as a circus performer? You might be in luck.

The platform is full of the weird, the wacky, and the utterly unexpected, so we decided to scour the depths of two popular subreddits, r/bestofcraigslist and r/craigslist, and put together a collection of images that showcase its unique and unpredictable nature. From bizarre listings to hilariously awkward encounters, these screenshots are sure to bring a smile to your face and raise an eyebrow or two.

#1

Need A Date For Thanksgiving?

Need A Date For Thanksgiving?

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#2

Cute

Cute

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Black Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww. Love hearing about animals who are adored. Every animal deserves this.

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#4

BBQ Dad Needed

BBQ Dad Needed

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#5

He’s Bilingual

He’s Bilingual

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#6

Karen Needs A Date!

Karen Needs A Date!

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Tee Rat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know a guy who has a van that might be available. Forget it he's only 28.

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#9

Bless His Heart

Bless His Heart

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#11

"We'll Need You To Sing"

"We'll Need You To Sing"

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Sinead Kenny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez, are these real? Can someone please turn my husband over everytime he snores in the night and also turn his 17 million snooze buttons off? No WEIRD staring at us in the dark while you do it please. Just stare at the wall and hum soothing sounds, all while YOU pay ME! 🧏‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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#12

They Left The Junk But Took The Wall

They Left The Junk But Took The Wall

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#15

Sounds About Right

Sounds About Right

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Cyber Returns
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I ain't running! You can all enjoy my fat a$$ as it casually waddles by glistening in the sun

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#16

Fun With Scammers

Fun With Scammers

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Pink kitty
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I started reading and was like 'No!! It's a scam!!' then I saw eddyeatsdick and relaxed :)

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#19

Yes You Can Burn Them If You Want Lol

Yes You Can Burn Them If You Want Lol

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#20

Isa, I’m Selling Your Stupid Vase

Isa, I’m Selling Your Stupid Vase

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#21

Wife Ran Out

Wife Ran Out

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Zedrapazia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone tell him to start a GoFundMe, there's a lot of people willing to help on situations like this

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#22

Found This Interesting

Found This Interesting

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure this is fake. Brad Parscale was the guy in charge of web promotion during the 2016 Trump campaign and they were paying black people to go to events. You can check this on Snopes if you want, but yeah this happened.

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#23

I Don’t Need It But Free Is Free

I Don’t Need It But Free Is Free

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thatbisexualtacocat
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"It may even contain invisibility as no one seems to see it" I laughed SO hard, lol

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#24

I Accidentally Posted An Ad In The Wrong Category And Got A Nasty Email From A Guy Telling Me About It. So I Did What Any Rational Person Would Do And I Framed It

I Accidentally Posted An Ad In The Wrong Category And Got A Nasty Email From A Guy Telling Me About It. So I Did What Any Rational Person Would Do And I Framed It

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#25

An Old Screenshot I Just Found. Lolz

An Old Screenshot I Just Found. Lolz

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#26

Come To My House For A Game Of Pool! Post Corona And Whatever

Come To My House For A Game Of Pool! Post Corona And Whatever

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#28

No Weird Stuff. I'll Bring The Dirt

No Weird Stuff. I'll Bring The Dirt

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Black Cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah no weird stuff because we wouldn't want people to think we're odd.

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#29

Well That’s One Way To Refer To Vinyl

Well That’s One Way To Refer To Vinyl

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Brenda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they're all in the same condition as the displayed one, then pass

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#30

....why....why Does It Need To Be Gone Tonight?

....why....why Does It Need To Be Gone Tonight?

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#31

I Guess I Made It This Far Without Seeing Something Like This

I Guess I Made It This Far Without Seeing Something Like This

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#32

Doll Anyone? Must Be Gone Asap

Doll Anyone? Must Be Gone Asap

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was in another thread. Kind of weird how she gets around on her own.

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#33

A Chance To Give Back To An Essential Worker

A Chance To Give Back To An Essential Worker

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#34

This Guy F**ks

This Guy F**ks

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#35

NYC Gigs Ladies & Gents

NYC Gigs Ladies & Gents

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#36

Kevin

Kevin

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Shyla Bouche
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Kevin may become Neil food. Poor Kevin. He's my favorite minion.

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#41

What Else Was I Supposed To Do?

What Else Was I Supposed To Do?

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#42

Title: "Do You Enjoy Being Pregnant?" Yikes

Title: "Do You Enjoy Being Pregnant?" Yikes

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Brenda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's basically looking for a surrogate w/out the legal ramifications

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#43

Lmao

Lmao

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#44

Intended User Is Either 5 Or 85 Years Old

Intended User Is Either 5 Or 85 Years Old

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#45

Amazing

Amazing

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Jesse Setliffe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person lives in an interesting world. Not the real world, but an interesting one.

#46

The Listing Is Aggressive

The Listing Is Aggressive

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BatPhace
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not a punched black eye, that's like swelling from a plugged duct or something LOL funny ad though

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#47

This Post For A TV On My Local Buy, Sell, Trade

This Post For A TV On My Local Buy, Sell, Trade

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#49

I Bet The Carfax Is As Clean & Clear As That Water

I Bet The Carfax Is As Clean & Clear As That Water

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#51

My Brother And I Were Looking For Some Goats To Purchase. Hilarious, But Also Quite Unkind To The Goats

My Brother And I Were Looking For Some Goats To Purchase. Hilarious, But Also Quite Unkind To The Goats

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Heather W
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I so badly want fainting goats. I wouldn't scare them on purpose, but from things I've seen it doesn't take more than a stiff breeze to scare some.

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#52

Best Mear Deal Around

Best Mear Deal Around

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#53

Lol, Yes I Did Flag This

Lol, Yes I Did Flag This

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#57

Free For Ballers

Free For Ballers

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#59

$400 6-Pack Of Toilet Paper Comes With A Free 12' Boat

$400 6-Pack Of Toilet Paper Comes With A Free 12' Boat

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#60

This Is A New One. *scam Alert*

This Is A New One. *scam Alert*

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#62

Free Drunk Guy

Free Drunk Guy

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#63

He Likes Ice Cubes In His Water 🥺

He Likes Ice Cubes In His Water 🥺

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#64

But Doctor... I Am Pawgliacci

But Doctor... I Am Pawgliacci

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Shyla Bouche
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Food. First and foremost. Open a can, and after I've eaten, I'll discuss Lent if you really want to. Put me in a tube, you're going to be meeting Jesus sooner than you expected. Even Shyla gets the whole food thing. She named me "mouth" after all.

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#65

While Looking For A Bike On Craigslist

While Looking For A Bike On Craigslist

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#66

Modern Art Toilet Paper "Row"

Modern Art Toilet Paper "Row"

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#68

“Houseboy” Wanted

“Houseboy” Wanted

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#69

Horrible Cat Needs Home

Horrible Cat Needs Home

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MichelleDonut
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a home with a quiet little old lady, this cat might be completely different. Maybe a house with 2 noisy kids and 2 adults is just overwhelming.

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#70

Someone Had A Fun Night

Someone Had A Fun Night

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Weasel Wise
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the more reason to never drive your personal vehicle for a ride share company.

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#71

Gasoline For Anal Sex

Gasoline For Anal Sex

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#73

A Car Vroom Vroom

A Car Vroom Vroom

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#75

Really Helpful Response From Seller

Really Helpful Response From Seller

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SkekVi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that is supremely unhelpful. schools don't have any kind of standard size. XD like girl get a tape measure

#76

Craigslist Cringe

Craigslist Cringe

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#77

600$ For A Room Plus You Have To Take Care Of His Kid For Free For Nearly 12 Hours A Day! What A Steal!

600$ For A Room Plus You Have To Take Care Of His Kid For Free For Nearly 12 Hours A Day! What A Steal!

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#78

Giving Me An Attitude For Expressing Interest In The Scooter He's Selling... Now I Know Why CVS Had Us Watch Those 4hr Customer Service Training Videos

Giving Me An Attitude For Expressing Interest In The Scooter He's Selling... Now I Know Why CVS Had Us Watch Those 4hr Customer Service Training Videos

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#79

"We Can Discuss Compensation Privately"

"We Can Discuss Compensation Privately"

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#81

I Know The Diesel Market Is Crazy, But I Have No Words For This

I Know The Diesel Market Is Crazy, But I Have No Words For This

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#82

I Guess That's One Way To Generate Attention Towards Your Ad

I Guess That's One Way To Generate Attention Towards Your Ad

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#83

So Would This Be Another Revolutionary War Or Another Civil War?

So Would This Be Another Revolutionary War Or Another Civil War?

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