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There is a very specific type of modern panic that comes from hitting “send” and then realizing what you actually wrote. And in the age of the internet, our horrible, misspelled, and embarrassing messages can be saved, screenshotted, or otherwise recorded for posterity. 

The “Screenshots of messages that probably shouldn’t have been posted” Facebook page is home to all the texts, SMS messages, and emails that really exemplify why an “unsend” button could be useful. So get comfortable, prepare yourself for some thoughts that perhaps should have been left unsaid, and get to scrolling. Be sure to upvote your favorites and comment your thoughts below. 

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder where violating a hippo is a thing! (Yes I know it's an autocorrect fail)

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he's honest. This is why you always have emergency Styrofoam plates and plastic silverware.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Midnight on Friday the 13th. Venus was in retrograde and there was a full moon.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Iwould like to see some idiot dressed as batman delivering food. And I would give a tip too.

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Ron Baza
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only there was some way of colouring a person’s hair artificially. And if only this was widely available in all shops, and commonly practised by human adults. But, alas, this is not the case and the argument is watertight.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kinda reminds me of the movie "Save the Last Dance" where Derek asks Sara(about her father), "So you all tight 'n sh*t?" and she replied "Yeah, we're all tight 'n sh*t, our DNA matches."

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Threw away someone who was going to let you pick the movie. What a waste.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing. Some women don't like men shorter than them, some prefer men much taller than them. It's preference, I guess.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find men funny with height too. I'm 5.7 and find if I wear heel men stay away and have even commented. I'm husband is 6ft and although he would never stop me wearing heels he prefers me without

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, I avoided wearing heels because of that, even though 5.7 is not such a higt. Then I met my dude, he had a notch for heels, my legs are tired just of thought of it.

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Angrykitten
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand the fixation on men's height. I mean it would be nice to have someone reach the shelves I can't but that's what step stools are for

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Beatrix Bennet
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the reason my (5'9") mom stopped wearing her three inch platform boots. Now that we are the same shoe size (woman 9) I can steal them and make my poor father feel sad. I need help

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vogonpoet
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always find these confusing? 5'7" is definitely tall. To me at least, I'm 5'1". Height shouldn't ever be an issue.

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Mark Johanen
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woman: I have here a list of 100 things I want from a boyfriend or husband, starting with tall, rich, and athletic and working down to must love dogs and must have the same favorite color as me. The Internet: You go girl! You don't have to settle! Keep your high standards! Man: I'd kind of like a girl who isn't fat. The Internet: How dare you! You sexist, misogynist pig! You should love her just the way she is!

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Alicia M
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just a weird thing to ask someone. Poor guy. Something tells me he got lucky here.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No Aaron, you're the cringe one here, a woman rejects you and then you start whining about how women are always choosing a-holes. Get a life.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Google salmon shooter. It's a device to shoot salmon over a damn so they can finish their journey to spawn. Doesn't harm the fish.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom dated a guy who did not like music. The only movie he would watch was American Graffiti over and over. He tried to throw my mom in a tree once when he was upset. I am conviced bro was 100% an extraterrestrial. If someone does not like music be suspicious.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh well, at least the person suffering rough times knows who to not pay any more attention to before the REALLY break their heart.

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7 months ago

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