These 50 People Came Across The Most Horrific Things Mother Nature Ever Produced, Took Pics And Shared Them Online
There is a saying 'the Devil is in the details,' but for all we know he may well just be hiding in tree branches and our very own toilets in the form of wild creatures.
From evil-looking birds to nosy grizzlies, and a gazillion of different forms of daddy longlegs, it's safe to assume that not all encounters with wildlife are pleasant. Some of the furry bastards venture into the comfort of our homes, refuse to pay rent and serve as a chilling reminder that beauty, truly, is in the eye of the beholder. After preparing this scary list for you, we rather admire nature from a safe distance for a while, thanks.
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Upside-Down Dried-Out Aloe Ferox Leaves Which The Sea Washed Ashore, Why Nature?
One of hundreds of reasons why I DON'T go to the beach. (Admittedly, "living in a land-locked state" is pretty far up on that list, but still….)
Do you remember the Dr Who episode Blink? Same thing here. Don't blink and don't look away. Your life depends on it!
They are fast. Faster than you can believe.
Load More Replies...Take a stroll on the beach and enjoy the sunset, they say. It is relaxing, they say. Liars, I say.
In an era dominated by technological marvels and the promised land of the metaverse, we often find solace in the embrace of nature. Its picturesque landscapes, harmonious melodies, and staggering mountains have long served as a respite from the chaos of urban life, sure. Just a quick glance (and an echoey shout) at The Grand Canyon, one of the most breathtaking geological phenomenon in the world, and all is clear.
Yet, behind its façade of tranquility lies a wild, wild world teeming with unfathomable terror, lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce upon the unsuspecting travelers - something that has inspired countless horror classics, including Steven Spielberg's Jaws (1975). But with about 86% of land species and 91% of sea species still remaining undiscovered as of today, there's plenty of spine-chilling inspiration yet to be uncovered for future blockbusters and bestsellers.
Let’s Go Paddle Boarding, They Said
Excuse me Sir! Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Cthulhu?
https://youtu.be/27OTynwArsw for anyone wanting to see the full video of this... it was actually dying. Poor thing.
Oh, that's upsetting. Had been thinking how lucky the guy was to have had this experience.
Load More Replies...Are you a marine biologist? Edit: I’m an idiot. Sorry about that. ::Facepalm::
Load More Replies..."My Octopus Teacher" is a touching story about the relationship between an underwater photographer and an octopus. Enjoy! https://www.netflix.com/title/81045007
Nooooooooooooooooo, I cried so much at the end of octopus teacher and I saw it at WORK
Load More Replies...There’s a great video and a sad but interesting story behind this giant squid encounter on Youtube
Would you have a moment to learn about our Lord and Saviour the Kraken? No, you wouldn’t? How about an informative pamphlet then? What!? Why are you taking about calamari?
Australia, the land down under, for example, is renowned for its breathtaking landscapes and unique wildlife (some of which is terrifyingly good at boxing). However, nestled amidst this natural splendor lies a spine-tingling, eight-legged secret — a staggering number of spider species that call this continent home.
Australia's spider diversity is nothing short of a marvel, with over 2,400 identified species lurking in its vast territories (with around 50,000 more spider species "out there to discover," according to new data). From the venomous and infamous Sydney funnel-web spider to the peculiar peacock spider with its dazzling courtship dance, this arachnid-infested paradise leaves even the bravest souls with a lingering sense of unease. God bless the arachnophobic residents who live there.
The Security Sytem, Striking At Crime, One Lock At A Time
I found out people call venomous snakes danger noodles and Pythons nope ropes
Load More Replies...Well, it’s certainly a great deterrent to Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons…
But did you see that other one under your car seat?
Load More Replies...This particular snake is not venomous so you don't have to worry about that, however it can strike you and hit you very hard.
Don't Know Whether To Put The Drying Clothes Back Inside Or Repent From My Sins
Grab a camera cause it's probably got something to do with the Winchester Brothers dying again
I spat my tea out reading this comment. If I could upvote it more than once, I would.
Load More Replies...Asperitas Clouds - Gorham, NH
Looks like 40 yr old me under the covers at night (I have a scary kitten)
Load More Replies...Thought this said "asparagus" and took way too long to realize my mistake. I need lunch.
NO WAY BOTH GRINDERWALD AND VOLDEMORT ARE BACK, HES GATHERING HIS FOLLOWRS
While it's predators like lions and sharks or bald eagles that strike fear in our hearts, it is the tiny, inconspicuous creatures that often hold the deadliest secrets. Take the cordyceps fungus, for example — a seemingly innocuous fungus. But what lies beneath its unassuming exterior is an uncanny ability to unleash havoc on a massive scale, as HBO’s The Last Of Us proved to TV viewers.
Often referred to simply as the “zombie-ant fungus" for its ability to take over ants' bodies and control them, it quickly got everyone's attention after the now best-selling video game franchise of the same name (The Last Of Us) pondered if humanity's worst nightmare might be hiding in a couple of mushrooms. Rest assured, dear pandas, the cordyceps fungus can't turn humans into zombies. Dodged that bullet!
These Clouds That Look Like The Ocean
As long as they can make it to Kentucky, USA they needn't worry just as long as pairing isn't at capacity.
Load More Replies...This brings the phrase, "under the weather" to a whole new 'Poseidon' level!"
Brilliant! 'Poseidon level' needs to become an official meteorological term!
Load More Replies...I Saw Some Ants Carrying A Glove Up A Lamp
If it's latex, ants are going "mmm, food!". If it's PVC, it might contain pthalates, which have a smell similar to one released by small critters called thrips that ants love eating, so they are also going "mmm, food!".
Load More Replies...I mean, I got to hand it to them. That’s some damn impressive strength. High fives all around.
Great old, obscure reference. Gotta love them B classics.
Load More Replies...Gators At Night In Florida
When camping in an area with them, we would go searching. Take a flashlight and shine it over to see the eyes glow! Fun for the whole group!!
Yet another reason to never, ever go to Florida. All of the native animals want to murder you. Plus, they have alligators.
And yet, besides thalassophobia, arachnophobia and all other phobias that Mother Nature was kind enough to distill in us, thanks to the mesmerizing horrors its fury warriors produce simply by living amongst us - there's another phobia that's more frightening than all other fears. Say hello to 'biophobia.'
"Biophobia represents the negative emotions, such as fear, disgust, and aversion, that some individuals may feel towards certain aspects of nature," Masashi Soga, an ecologist at the University of Tokyo, who specializes in the psychological benefits of nature, told Bored Panda in an email.
"These innate negative responses are typically directed at specific natural stimuli, such as dark forests, bears, snakes, or spiders. Biophobia is thought to have a genetic component and involves innate physiological responses to elements of nature that might pose harm."
Sioux Falls, SD Turned Green (No Filter) During A Huge Storm Tonight
You know what this means? VOLDEMORT HAS RETURNED BUT YOU CAN ONLY SEE THE GREEN SKY NOT THE SNAKE BECAUSE WE’RE MUGGLES
Growing up, I was taught that a green sky meant great tornado conditions.
Former storm spotter here. The green sky is caused by light refracting off of hail in the hail core of a supercell. It doesn't necessarily preface a tornado. I've seen this phenomenon many times here in Kansas, USA. But never with a tornadic mesoscale.
I've seen this accompany a hurricane (which included tornadoes).
Load More Replies...Was Mowing The Lawn And Discovered This Absolute Unit Of A Stick Insect, ~35cm
We call them Walking Sticks. I've seen a few, but nothing this big!
Load More Replies...I know that the OP was trying their best to give us an idea of its size, but if they took that metal thing away they could have fitted in a banana for scale! 🙄
They did that first. It ate the banana, peel and all.
Load More Replies...We had pet stick bugs for a while, and they were pretty cute. Much, much smaller than this one.
Load More Replies...Used to have pet stick insects when I was a child (mum is a science teacher) and they were so cool. Alas none of ours grew to this size but anyone looking for a fun and unique but easy to look after pet should consider them. They love to eat privet which is easy to find the UK. Also had giant African land snails which again were a cool and fun pet but super easy to look after.
The African Land Snails are illegal to import to the US because if they escape, they become extremely invasive and destructive. People occasionally get caught smuggling them in for use in religious ceremonies and snake-oil medical 'treatments.' I think Florida is currently trying to eradicate them for the second or third time.
Load More Replies...https://youtu.be/6Xz2QpOFjio hey duggee! stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick.
Was Told To Post Him Here. Just Casually Chilling In Our Beach House Bathroom
Saw this one. Huntsman Spider. The home owners in Australia let it stay because it got the other creepy crawlies that came in (like roaches). They are not generally harmful to humans as they withhold venom for prey.
It's definitely harmful to my sanity. They should burn down the house, just to be safe
Load More Replies...He is actually a she, this huntsman is lacking pedipalps which are present on all male spiders :)
I have been introduced to numerous ‘pet’ huntsman spiders in Aussie - all with names. Apparently, they have personalities as well. Personalities which can stay firmly on the other side of the Tasman, as far as I’m concerned!
We have Harriet Huntsman (huntslady) who lives in our bedroom. She's very welcome, because she keeps the other insects at bay. We also have a small bat that flies around in the bedroom at night, sweeping the room for mosquitos. Gotta love Australia!
Load More Replies...I don’t think the usual Oz fix of ‘get a glass, cover spider, slide paper under glass and toss spidey outside’ would work here. This guy is nothing short of needing a mixing bowl.
haha! I've never used a mixing bowl, but have done this heaps of times with something like a Moccona coffee jar. If you place the glass at a SLIGHT angle, the spider will tuck its legs in. Yeah, you gotta be calm, but it USUALLY works. The thing is, the Huntsman doesn't panic as much as a human (my wife?!) might, so you can have another go. My wife has learnt not to panic and just calls me calmly now, whereas in the past, she screamed so fricking loud!
Load More Replies...Nope. Just Nope. I have to draw the line at a spider that can throw a chair at me.
My condolences on the charred ash pile you used to live in. You wanted a change of scenery, right?
nor my house, because the whole thing is ashes now
Load More Replies...Yup! This is a Huntsman Spider. They are not dangerous to human and are expertly hunters that can catch other peak insects like cockroaches 🪳
Load More Replies...Have seen snake, dog, cat, human, scorpion, bee, recluse, and black widow spider bites. Only the black widow victims scream in agony. For a long, long time. So... other critters have mostly free rein... those black widows will have me invoking fires from the very gods that created 'em. Nope.
Load More Replies...While Soga's main field revolves around 'biophilia,' the yin of biophobia, which, according to him, "refers to the innate affinity that humans have towards life and living systems," the research paper that he helped to produce claims that the cases of biophobia are on the rise and that should equally worry us as gargantuan spiders on our doorstep.
I Keep My Duck Eggs In My Pantry And Heard A Lot Of Commotion In There And Found This
Second picture - another view of the pantry snakes. Slowly digesting the fresh duck egg.
When the ramen eats the egg (if I ever get a pet snake I’m calling them ramen)
Load More Replies...Snake must have thought he/ she hit the jackpot there with a lovely bowl full of snake snacks!
If this is a pair of rat snakes like I think they are, this would be America. They are harmless.
Load More Replies...An Eastern Kingsnake, I think! I see them quite often, and they are very talented egg thieves—just last week I found a large one behind the duck house with an egg in it’s throat and another on the ground beside it.
Load More Replies...Pantry snakes are something I never want to see. Glad I keep my eggs in the fridge.
Oh no! I keep my snakes in the fridge as well! My eggs!
Load More Replies...I would be so happy if that happened to me. I love snakes ❤️
Look At This Turtle! It Surfaced By The Boat
Awww love these big murderous snapping turtles (from what I deem a safe distance)
Now that’s a turtle. It’s an alligator snapping turtle. Much MUCH larger than your average snapping turtle. I’m guessing they probably had fish in that net it was going for.
Giant Male Dobsonfly
They are actually harmless, the pincers are used to fight other males and not to bite humans
Load More Replies...It ate the stick insect from 2 pix above that ate the banana... that lived in the house that Jack built.
Load More Replies...in the US they are perfectly legal in 48 states and you need a license for one in california
Load More Replies...Here's the larva for further nightmare fuel. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Hellgrammite_in_TN_stream.JPG/440px-Hellgrammite_in_TN_stream.JPG Oddly, those giant mandibles mean that this guy is pretty harmless. The females mandibles are much shorter, giving the female the leverage to be able to pierce human skin to draw blood. Not like a mosquito's hypodermic needle, but a real, honest-to-Hell chomp.
You should have seen me last night when I opened my front door and found 3 moths waiting. I had a panic attack. I'd drop dead of freight if I saw this.
Load More Replies...I’m usually the first one to say that they love insects, but this guy looks like it clawed its way up from the darkest depths of hell to rain fire and brimstone on humanity. I know it’s like harmless, but I would run the other direction if this guy was chillin’ in my place.
"Undoubtedly, growing biophobia can have detrimental impacts on biodiversity conservation. People's perceptions of nature play a crucial role in shaping their attitudes towards it, which, in turn, influences their pro-biodiversity behavior," he explained.
As behavioral change is a key factor in conservation efforts, numerous policies are being implemented to encourage pro-biodiversity actions. However, the prevalence of biophobia can hinder individuals' willingness to engage in positive behaviors, resulting in a negative collective impact on both local and global biodiversity.
Mother-Centipede Hugging Her Babies
You have 5 options here: 1. Light that entire thing on fire. 2. Light your house on fire and move away. 3. Have a heart attack and die on the spot. 4. Release them somewhere far away. 5. Free protein.
Everytime I see this pic, I get the heebie-jeebies ....I know it's a miracle of nature, but I still can't help feeling I need a can of raid!
This Banana Blossom
You know the twins from Alice in wonderland the live action one
Load More Replies...Why does it look like a mix between these guys and Voldemort Screen-Sho...79-png.jpg
Banana blossom makes awesome vegan 'fish' when covered in batter and deep fried! Had it last week and all my family who tried it couldn't believe how yummy it was. Had no idea it looked this scary in the tree! When I've googled it before less Penny Wise esc pictures came up!
Thought vegans didn't eat anything with a face haha
Load More Replies...You Don't See This Every Day - A Catfish Eating An Armadillo
I wonder if the Armadillo was having a swim or if the fish was out for a walk
After landing a catfish big enough to eat me, this is easy peasy. Well, not so much *catching... it breached like a submarine and flopped on shore. Couple squawks from it and fishing partner ran screaming into the night. 😂
Catfish have started eating pigeons from the banks of the river Seine in Paris. Seen footage of them launching out and snatching the birds from the banks. Quite the opportunists are catfish
yep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on7cixfDl8I
Load More Replies...I caught a small armadillo on an island at a lake when I was exploring with my brother. I was a kid and we were playing with it right next to the water on the beach.Didn’t know they carried all the diseases that they do. But it took off into the lake. Just ran off on the bottom. I watched it in the clear water till it got deep are far enough I couldn’t. Thought it drowned. Then was reading and learned they regularly run on the bottom to cross rivers and streams. Hope he found dry land.
The guy should've pulled the armadillo out instead of taking the picture.
There’s a “fabled” granddaddy catfish in a reservoir close to where I live. Once, we were floating around of inner tubes and the like, and a fish came up and brushed my leg. I don’t know if it was Grandpappy or not, but that thing was substantially bigger than I am! (5’1”)9
It's not that surprising, then, that urbanization is the major catalyst for the growing prevalence of biophobia. "As urban areas expand, people's direct experiences of and knowledge about nature often diminishes. Research suggests that individuals who had limited exposure to nature during childhood or possess less familiarity with it are more likely to develop negative perceptions of wild organisms," Soga said, noting that the media's not-so-surprising exaggeration of wildlife-related incidents plays a big part in this.
The Horrific Mouth Of A Lamprey (Bloodsucking Parasite). This One Was Over 120cm (47”) Long And As Thick As A Man’s Arm
Their mouth is full of razor-sharp spikey teeth designed to attach themselves to a fish. It then use its tongue (which also has many teeth on it!) to bore into the flesh of fish and drink their blood. Sometimes they also attack humans.
There are NOT enough letters in NOPE for that danger zone singing, trailer park Mama, circus side show vampire viper!!!
Ever been bitten by an eel? It will automatically enhance your vocabulary by 10 words, minimum. Maybe not all new words, but new combinations.
"In southwestern Europe (Portugal, Spain, and France), Finland and in Latvia (where lamprey is routinely sold in supermarkets), lampreys are a highly prized delicacy. King Henry I of England is claimed to have been so fond of lampreys that he often ate them late into life and poor health against the advice of his physician concerning their richness, and is said to have died from eating "a surfeit of lampreys".
I can't imagine using them for food after seeing them on an episode of River Monsters with Jeremy Wade. When they caught some and put them in a bucket, he was reaching in with his hand, and the amount of snot looking slime substance that they secrete was disturbing. It also closely resembled other bodily fluids than snot, but the sheer amount of it was incredible and Jeremy could barely remove it from his hands. I'd never consider them food.
Load More Replies...While lampreys occasionally bite humans, apparently they think we taste bad, and drop off. Afterward, they supposedly don't do it again. Don't feel bad though, being delicious is not a survival trait for us. Tasting bad is.
I thought lampreys were eels. Whatever they are, they belong in a horror movie
That is it. Time to abandon the planet. Just no, I’m done. I’m so done.
The Snapdragon Flower When It Dies
Always loved these.....little papery skulls. Fascinated when I was little, used to try and get them off the stems without squashing them
Never saw them, but we used to pick off a flower and make it open its mouth
Load More Replies...When we were little girls, Mama told us not to touch the skulls. “Not a problem. Wasn’t gonna.”
Considering they are poisonous flowers, the skulls are appropriate. You shouldn't handle them and especially don't let your pets around them.
Is a certain type poisonous? I was a florist for 4 years and never heard they were toxic. I was reading up on them and it says they are dog safe as well. Not critical just curious if I missed a subspecies because I don't want to kill my dog.
Load More Replies...At A Nature Park We Decided To Go To A Bird Show. The Young Boy In The Green Kept Pulling His Zipper Up And Down. The Wedge-Tailed Eagle Did Not Like It
And instead of flying over to the log he is meant to for a photo opportunity he flew straight at the young boy. The show was quickly canceled and the boy was taken off to first aid. Those talons are huge he was a very lucky young boy.
Don't mess with feathered dinos, we still have the same claws as 66 million years ago!
And where were you at the time of the incident? 🤔
Load More Replies...It's best to not p**s off large birds of prey. Their beaks are meant for tearing chunks of meat off of their prey but aren't super powerful when it comes to bite force. Their talons though. Look at the size of their leg muscles! They say, "Don't mess with me."
“Folks, I’m sorry this poor-mannered small mammal has interrupted our time together. I’m gonna just take him home, pop him in the fridge, and be back in a flash.”
Parent allowed kid that's old enough to know better to be disruptive. Wedge-Tailed Eagle did the parents job and the eagle probably got in trouble. Parents, If you can't control your kids, don't bring them around wild animals where they can get hurt. The animals suffer for your choice to be a terrible parent. Sincerely, All of the good parents and everyone else
I met a woman in Alaska who put her hair in a ponytail before a jog. An eagle mistook her hair for a rodent tail and nearly scalped her.
To break the cycle of biophobia, then, researchers emphasize the crucial role of education. It is particularly important to target children, as studies consistently show that early exposure to nature in a safe setting, whether through teachers or parents, significantly influences their attitudes towards the natural world.
"Unless we address this cycle," Soga explained, "biophobia is likely to continue growing in the future, thereby negatively impacting biodiversity conservation efforts." And unless we want another disaster on our hands, we better act fast.
A Spider Came Back To Molt In The Same Place On A Book 4 Times
Bigger and better and stronger and faster, and creepier, and—
Load More Replies...As much as this gives me the absolute heebie jeebies, it's actually pretty cool, being able to see him grow up. Like a terrible, terrible child.
Well, I guess it's a good thing I've got over 1300 books on my kindle, because that book, and all of its friends, is flamethrower fodder.
Crack Near Where I Live
Oh great, another unauthorised picture of my butt gets leaked onto the Internet. I need to find out who's doing this.
First I thought it was the small hole in the bottom left looked up and finally saw it
Tarantula Infected With Cordycipitaceae
The process is quite interesting and scary. When a cordyceps fungus infects a tarantula, it begins by consuming the spider's internal organs. As the fungus grows, it spreads through the spider's body, hijacking its nervous system and altering its behavior. The spider becomes erratic and disoriented, eventually succumbing to the fungus, which sprouts through the spider's exoskeleton, releasing spores into the air to infect other unsuspecting arthropods. The result is a horrifying and gruesome transformation, as the once-proud spider is reduced to a mere host for the parasitic fungus. The Last of Us showed what happens when a cordyceps mutates and affects humans.
Don't be too afraid unless you are a tarantula reading this though! The last of us is not a very realistic depiction. Cordyceps infection in a tarantula takes several weeks and the changes in behavior for the host spider is much more a risk to the host spider's health than to any other spiders. And other spiders are only at risk of being infected during the last stage when the spider is completely dead and the mushrooms has started releasing spores. This is true for ants as well. It is unlikely a cordyceps would mutate to affect humans, unlike bacteria and viruses, fungi is much more complex lifeforms which evolve over a much longer time. To evolve into taking over a mammal would take millions of years. And even if it could, we would notice symptoms in a human long before it started releasing spores and could treat or quarantine that individual. But you never know... 🤫
Load More Replies...This is awful times two. I wish I could unsee and unknow this. Going now to find some pictures of puppies.
When I was a kid I’d watch wasps lay eggs on the Catalpa worms in the yard. They would hatch and borrow into the caterpillars and eat them from inside out. The worms would be just doing caterpillar stuff all covered with white eggs sticking up all over them. Hell of a way to go.I call them catalpa worms cause it’s the name of the tree they would always be in
WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING IT. I know that the probability of cordyceps jumping species to a human suddenly and randomly is very very small, but it IS a possibility. You can tempt fate, but I'd rather not have a fungus burst out of my eyeholes thank you.
It Has The Body Of A Spider And Wings Of A Moth - (Northeast Oklahoma) Fat Moth Or Butterfly (Flying Tarantula)
It does NOT have the body of a spider. It's a giant silk moth, and its body is shaped similar to other moths, just really large.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Polyphemus_Moth_Antheraea_polyphemus.JPG
Load More Replies...They really will just crawl into your hand. My mom always picks them up:/ It feels weird, I only did it once and didn’t care for it.
We get Miller moths. They're the adult form of the Army Cutworm. They will walk right into your hand. The problem that exists, though, is they usually come in large groups, so relocating them by hand could take you all night. https://www.mothidentification.com/miller-moth.htm
Load More Replies...I has one of those on my screen window I thought it was an Atlas Moth, it was gigantic but beautiful. Upstate NY.
I like moths. A lot. But I can’t handle a moth that looks like a tarantula.
I lived in Oklahoma for a good bit, totally against my will as I was a child. It is hands down one of the worst places I have ever been. Awful. Simply awful
Wasps Emerging From A Statue
I was going to say something clever like, "Told you not to blink!", but thought no one else would get it. You get me, weirdo. Not the first time I've said that.
Load More Replies...The New Child Safety Latch Is Working A Treat
Cool, but as a toddler I would've run straight for that snake and declared it my new best friend, so I am not sure that's a safety feature
Same here. My poor Mama was TERRIFIED of snakes. I remember the first time I witnessed it. I was about 7-8, and we went up on the mountain for Daddy's work picnic. I found an adorable little garter snake about 8" long and about as big around as a pencil. I was just carrying it around, and went to show it to her, and she went WHITE AS A SHEET. She was hyperventilating, and couldn't talk. I was afraid she was having a stroke. About that time, Daddy came along and explained the problem. From then on, all my snake friends got left outside.
Load More Replies...a bredi's python, they're actually pretty friendly when raised in captivity.
Just Bought A Minivan From A Friend A Few Weeks Ago, Kept Getting Spiderwebs In The Car, And Decided To Bug-Bomb It. Found These
I think seeing that they're black widows, I'd take it in to be professionally de-bugged
Yes, agreed. Those ones look massive too. I’ve never seen them much bigger than a penny.
Load More Replies...F**k that. I have several scars from brown recluse bites. They are nasty wounds. Can’t imagine a black widow. I’m guessing they are worse. And that’s just the ones he found.
They sure look like red backs ... with their red backs. Australian red backs.
Load More Replies...My Friend's Plant That Looks Like Tarantula's Legs
Wow... continually amazed by random knowledge shared here. Thank you for this plant ID!
Load More Replies...This Snake Was Found Coiled Inside A Toilet
So my irrational fear of being bitten from below by a nope noodle while on the toilet is a possibility?
"Low, but never zero." You're cracking me up today. Please write a book.
Load More Replies...Is the snake and the person ok? The poor bubby was probably just looking somewhere to hide after getting lost
An Artichoke I Was Eating Had Teeth Of Its Own
Feed me, Seymour Feed me all night long [evil laugh] 'Cause if you feed me Seymour I can grow up big and strong
Load More Replies...This looks like a scene straight out of a B horror movie. I know this is totally Photoshopped, but it still gives me the heebie jeebies.
This Is George. He Lives In My Bathroom And Eats Bugs
Actually I think that is a Georgina; the male of the species would have a smaller abdomen much longer legs and very visible pedipalps, which would look like boxing gloves.
Nope. Not a chance. One of us would definitely be moving out once seen.
I have a cellar spider living in my bedroom ceiling named Spencer. Since Spencer moved in, I've seen no gnats or flies.
How does everyone just calmly live side by side with these eight legged FREAKS?!? (Great movie, BTW) Although, the only spiders I ever find in my bathroom are those nasty tempered wolf spiders. You know, the ones that charge at you instead of running away. My poor son once found me standing on the toilet, shrieking like a banshee, and fending off one of those monsters with a toilet brush. I don't think I slept for a WEEK!
Wasp vs. Huntsman. I’m Never Going Outside Again
nope, nOpe, noPe, nopE, Nope, NOpe, NoPe, NopE, nOPe, nOpE, noPE, NOPe, NOpE, NoPE, NOPE!
I'm way more afraid of there wasp than the spider. The stinger on that thing.
I Forgot A Bag Of Potatoes In My Room Go About 3 Months, And They’re Literally Sprouting Through The Joints
Did you leave the building for 3 months!!!! How on earth did you not notice???
I think it happened during COVID lockdowns, like they were elsewhere at the time and therefore forbidden to return until 3 months later.
Load More Replies...Now, may as well wait for the baby potatoes and reap your rewards. . .!
Leaving A Picnic Unattended In Australia
We were camping at a waterfall south of Darwin, (Australia) when a smaller one of these walked right under my camp stool looking for a feed. It ate from a pan and then strolled off. Obviously used to foraging from campers! I'd rather this than a bear in North America LOL!
Anyone seen the baby? He was right here where we found the huge f*****g monitor.
Is it a kamodo dragon? (I use the word kamado so much Komodo autocorrect to it)
Nope, but it is a large monitor! Someone said above it's a Lace monitor.
Load More Replies...That's better than the poor people who were camping recently and had a dingo pull their baby out of the camper in the middle of the night! The kid is fine now - the dad chased it down and got him back. I can only imagine how horrifying that must have been though. (Saw it on 60 Minutes Australia. There's a video on YouTube if you want to watch it.)
150 Tarantula Spiderlings Produced In My Bedroom
Saying 'produced in my bedroom' makes it sound like you're the father...
And wolf spiders carry their babies on their backs. Hundreds of them. If you spray it, it looks like an explosion.
Look like pearls with legs. Or like the are soft rubber like a fishing lure. Cool
One Of The Weirdest Deep Sea Creatures
It looks like its derpy dentures are falling out.
Load More Replies...It doesn't. It was about to swallow a shrimp or something
Load More Replies...That mouth critter is too big to be a tongue-eating louse, they are only about an inch long. The isopod was probably this fish's dinner.
The terrifying thing is the pointy, jagged, bloody-looking spikes ARE its teeth!
I bet that thing on its mouth is a parasite...nonetheless, both are creppy! Why can't people just them in deep sea?! Stop bringing them on land!
I hate the fact those exist. Until I did some reading about it I had no idea there were so many parasites in the water. Most fish seem to have a parasite of some kind. Be a living hell not having arms and hands of some kind to remove them.
it expanded from being reeled in so fast causing it to explode same thing with blob fish
This Stump I Came Across That Looks Like A Wooden Sarlacc
Meanwhile, Groot's planet has its own version of Star Wars.
Load More Replies...Tongue-Eating Louse In Carpenter Fish
Oh God, me, too... It's like an accident you can't look away from
Load More Replies...I drew a comic about these little bastards. And here it is! Parasite-1...a7feec.jpg
Looks Like A Creature From A Tim Burton Movie
Poor deep sea fish, the change in pressure destroys them
Roughhead grenadier. I worked as a NAFO fisheries observer. The boats I was on used to catch them in the deep canyons off the grand banks.
I'm guessing this poor little guy was a deep sea fish. The change in pressure crushes their poor bodies and turns them into eldritch terrors.
Spider Hiding In My Apartment Peephole
'Hello, I'm here to talk to you about improving your home security'
Well, I appreciate that you saw it and took the photo, What happened next?
Tick On A Tick That Was Latching On To My Dog
That's weird. There's now a weird screaming noise in my head that won't go away.
Why in the world are you getting downvoted for expressing concern? Fortunately, you do not often need to take your pet to the vet after removing a tick yourself unless your pet starts to develop symptoms of lime disease and/or you are unsure whether you removed all of the tick.
Load More Replies...I hate ticks. The worst of all creatures on earth. I would rather have a huntsman spider instead of a tick in my house
I'm not sure I'd go THAT far. Ticks are slow, spiders fast. It would probably be a coin toss as to which one got the flamethrower welcome.
Load More Replies...My dog will get ones this size fairly often. It really depends where you live.
Found In A House In Eastern Oregon (High Desert Area). Described As “Oozing” When Touched
It's a slime mold. They're fascinating beings that nobody really understands.
Slime molds are sooo weeeird. They are single celled organisms. They basically begin as individual amoeba's that for whatever reason, start to bind together into a single growing and moving organism, that can solve problems without a brain, germinate like a fungi and other superpowers. Truly a glitch in biology.
Load More Replies...Good ol' slime molds! We must bow down and surrender to the collective hive mind.
i used to go out into the forest back when I was tiny tiny and look for slime molds, my mother taught me how to keep them, but I was like 3-4 back then so might not be 100% now
Got In My Car Last Night, Turned Around, And Saw This. Australia’s "Huntsman" Spider. A Big One
It's ok, he's on the outside. It's when they're in the inside that freaks me out. One minute, oh look, there's George just sitting in the corner. Look at the road, drive drive, drivey drive drive. Look back at George - Holy f**k where's George?! Drive into a tree
He's patiently waiting for you to head home so he can continue guarding your house from other critters lol
Not that it needs them. I'd surrender the car/house, building, entire block.
Load More Replies...Ok, this is definitely the worst. I'm gone now, bye bye planet earth
This Sea Creature
i knew it was an angler, but they are always shown as large in movies, like finding nemo... IS THAT A BABY?!??!
Load More Replies...I don't think somebody dives down to no-light to catch an angler... they wash up sometimes...
Load More Replies...Mushrooms Growing Off Of A Stuffed Bear
NOW WHAT THE FUCKITY F**K IN THE NAME OF FRESH HELL AND BABY SATANIC RAINBOW OSTRICHES, BURY IT AND KILL IT WITH FIRE AAAAAAAA
So many levels of WRONG! Once it grew ONE mushroom, it ceased to be a teddy bear, and began its life as a HOST.
I'm so closing this page now. My life is ruined. I am now throwing out my teddy bear
Was About To Sleep When I Found This Guy On My Pillow
"You know what guys.... I think I forgot to do the dishes and laundry... I should probably do that before I go to bed."
A Soot-Covered Spiderweb
These are not cobwebs covered in soot. soot webs are actually strings of carbon and tar released from a fire and are called "soot tags." They come to houses where there has been a fire and it is difficult to clean them.
OMG that actually made me yell in surprise and not a small amount of terror! My heart is POUNDING!
This Person Went To His Rice Paddy For Some Work And Returned To This
Where I come from, beekepers will fight each other to get to a swarm first if you let them know. I did just that and one of them nabbed it.
Load More Replies...If you see a swarm of bees like this, they won't hurt you, they are looking for a new home and a bee keeper will happily come out and rescue them. Don't fear them, help them
About To Start My Home Workout And Saw This Guy Hanging Out On My Deadball (Australia)
At least it's a harmless huntsman. Although it doesn't seem harmless when it runs up the *inside* of your trouser leg in an attempt to hide. Have had that happen twice in my life, and that's two times too many.
Load More Replies...i would never live in australia, to many um? yeah>um? no way, can't do it.
I hope you were kind to it and put it somewhere safe. I have a few in my house. They help with mosquitoes etc.
One Of The Weirdest Things I've Caught In My House (Southern California)
A sun-spider. They are arachnids, like ticks, scorpions, true spiders, etc., but they are not in the same order as true spiders, but in a related order that includes camel spiders, those giant spider-like creatures from Australia and the middle east.
Great info...but I want to know if it bites humans.
Load More Replies...Ahhhhhhhh!!! We used to call these potato bugs and some lol like they have the face of a really ugly old man. At sleep away camp when I was a pre-teen there was one in there girls' showers. Lots of high pitched screaming ensued. They still freak me out.
I thought this was a potato bug at first too, but I think it is actually something different. I used to hate potato bugs, but then I learned they're good bugs that eat earrings, spiders, and other petty bugs. They still give me the creeps though as they're very ugly
Load More Replies...According to the Seek app it is a member of the Eremobates genus. Wikipedia says (and I will paraphrase) that they are yucky spiders. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eremobates
Load More Replies...We get these everywhere in the summer months in southern California. They get as big as scorpions but they don't run from you, they CHASE you. Scares the poop out of me every time!
How have I lived here for almost 40 years without seeing one? Just luck...?
Load More Replies...Camel Spider? Fighter jets that left Afghanistan and came back to Hill AFB brought f*****g Camel Spiders back with them. They're now found in the mountains of Northern Utah 😭
jerusalem cricket! i used to dig these up all the time when i was a landscaper in SoCal forever ago
never mind, just noticed the 4th pair of legs
Load More Replies...This Plant Called “Conophytum Pageae”
I'm expecting them to start singing at any moment, ala Little Shop of Horrors style.
These Golden Orb Weavers Next To My Trash Can. About The Size Of My Palm
Just Found Out About Arboreal Salamanders And Their Teeth, Wouldn’t Expect It From What’s Basically A Gummy Lizard
Garter Snakes Coming Out Of Hibernation And Into A Tens Of Thousands Strong Mating Ball In Southern Manitoba, Canada
I like snakes. Snakes are cool. This picture, however, is extremely uncomfortable.
Snake Eating Lizard Who Is Eating Snake That Is Eating The Lizard
His last thought: "I may be going down but I'll take you with me."
Behold, One Of The Oldest Fish Alive - The Pacific Lamprey
WHAT THE ACTUAL FŪCK OH HELL NO BURN THE EARTH AND LET'S LEAVE
Vulture Bees Feed On Rotting Meat Instead Of Nectar And Their Honey Is Called Meat Honey. This Is Their Hive
Today marks the first day I heard the term meat honey. I didn’t like it.
Largemouth Bass Had A Feathered Snack Prior To Hitting My Surface Lure
Beautiful But Weirdly Creepy Icicles Grew On My House This Winter
Found This Under A Serving Table In An Older Home We Were Renovating
and the "conversation" starts: "what the f**k is wrong with you?"
Load More Replies...I've seen these where a stuck bug is hungry so he starts eating another (alive!) stuck bug next to him. It's like a nightmare.
As if this thread wasn't horrible enough, now this! 😵💫
Load More Replies...This Black Widow I Found On The Fence In My Backyard, TX
That looks suspiciously like an Australian red back going off that marking.
I'm Literally Speechless With This... Blackmouth Catshark
That thing is also speechless that you fished it out. Send it back to where it belongs!
Creepy Sea Urchin
I think they’re kinda cool. I love it when their spines are open and you gently place your finger between them… then they pull their spines around your finger… it’s like a little urchin hand shake.
Kina ( black sea urchins) are a delicacy in NZ preferably eaten straight out of the ocean.
Strange Plant Formation In My City
oh that’s just kudzu. if you live in the american south it’s quite common. it was introduced as an ornamental plant for gardens but it grew really quickly and spread over the south, making it an invasive species
Small Creepy Little Hands
Devil's Fingers
Just A Huntsman That Crawled Out Of My Kettle This Morning
Found a dead one in my kete once. Made me wonder how many spider coffees I'd had
Just having it's morning sauna is all. I'd rather have a hundred of them than one red back.
Woke Up To A Snake In My Drawer (Australia)
See, I don't live in Australia and the number of times I've woken up to a snake in my drawer is ZERO. Which is the number it should be!
I do live in Australia and the number of times I've woken up to a snake in a drawer is ZERO too!
Load More Replies...This Tick That I Picked Up Because I Thought It Was A Rock
Came Home To This After 3-Month Vacation
Or a hornet. Either way you probably wouldn't want to have a sneezing fit near that beauty.
Load More Replies...I hope the homeowner has fire insurance. That is absolutely a case for a flame thrower.
I hope I am able to say one that I returned from a three month vacation. And to any relatives reading this, I do not mean an asylum of any sort
Creepy Looking Fungus
Anyone know what this is and where it lives??? Really interesting what shapes nature comes up with!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymnosporangium_juniperi-virginianae
Load More Replies...I Found One Of Those Ears Sitting Outside
Looks like a Wood ear mushroom, which is edible. often used in Asian cuisine.
I Re-Nested A Baby Bluebird And Went To Check On Him The Next Morning
Where is the little fella? Is he behind the snake? I can't see him? How is he?
Black rat snake... they're good guys. Keep population of venomous snakes in check.
Lamprey Latched On To The Fish Tank Glass In Fairbanks ADF&G Office
This is the third lamprey post I’ve seen on this list and I hate them all equally
Shivers Down My Spine. It Can't Hurt Me. It's Helpful Around Your Home. But I'm So Scared Of These Things
And thow a flaming torch after, just to be sure
Load More Replies...Voracious predators of other bugs you don't want in your home. Removing one of these guys may equal allowing a large number of bugs just the one would have eliminated. And they have no interest in you.
Load More Replies...I once found something similar to these right in the rim of my toilet seat at 3 am in the morning. -3877/10, would not recommend
I actually believe that it is a house centipede. They look scary but actually are incredibly helping at capturing and eating pesky insects .
Load More Replies...I have one on my wall, it's my sweet "Giant Centipede" and i love it so much.
Australian Gate Security System
Saw A Live Snake In The Local Goodwill Store
Unexpected Passenger Riding Shotgun With My Hubby
This Camera Has A Spider Living Inside Of It
What I learned here: there are spiders EVERYWHERE! I'll just give up, what alien Panda will take me to their (spider-free) home planet?
One Of The Only Bugs In Australia I Find Genuinely A Bit Intimidating. Chauliogryllacris. Bulldog Raspy Cricket
Why? In this case it won't hurt him without being threatened. They bite nasty, sure, but not without cause.
Load More Replies...Nope. Not happening. Ever. One of 2 bug families that I can't deal with: crickets and roaches.
what a disgusting comment. we here on BP accept all forms of roaches
Load More Replies...This Was In My Glove
That's why you stomp on your gloves before you wear them in Australia. Best not to leave gloves or shoes outside. Worst one I hate is white tail spiders - they don't build their own web so to looking for another home. I've put on my jeans that I left on a chair and been bitten all over my legs by one that decided that was a good place to live.
Once I put on some boots when I was 3 or 4 (after it rained) felt something squish took them off and when I looked in a frog jumped into my face and hopped away
Once again they've put some metal thing in the picture instead of a banana!
If that's a Black Widow then that would be North America. I don't think they live anywhere else.
Yep, that's a black widow, and that's why I keep my gardening gloves inside.
Load More Replies...A Little Nest In My House In The Attic
Ummm, what lives in that nest? Never mind, sell the home, move to another country.
This Bag Of Meow Mix Had A Special Prize
What are you waiting for?? You have the lighter, BURN THE HOUSE DOWN ALREADY
Tarantulas are adorable but their feet hurt when they walk on you. At least the tree climbing ones do. Like teeny, tiny hypodermic needles.
In Case You Needed Nightmare Material, I Present To You A Cardinal Emerging From The Bushes With A Spider Wrapped Around Its Beak
Please tell me the bird is eating the spider and not the other way around
Locust Are Bloody Gorgeous
Honey locust. Gotta say that we Americans are kicking Australia's a*s on this thread. That's not a good thing. Not at all.
I agree you are doing well, but Canada and the garter snake mating ball ftw!
Load More Replies...These are relatively common in Kansas, USA. Those thorns are huge and strong. You don't want to accidentally bump up against one of these trees.
Kansan here, can confirm. The spikes are not fun to get poked by
Load More Replies...Omg there are locusts (the bug) everywhere where I live rn I’ve gotten jump scared like 30 times already
Enough with the spiders! I'm gonna break my phone if I keep dropping it
This is the first one I finished but almost threw up on
Load More Replies...I stopped looking after that evil clownish banana flower. I can't even believe I'm writing that sentence.
Nature, gross in tooth and claw_______ and tentacle and slime and scale and wtf!
OMG this post gave me chills. When it comes to all these creepy crawlies, ignorance is bliss.
I don't want to see any spiders or snakes but I'm glad they exist as otherwise we're would be overrun by flies and rats.
Load More Replies...Enough with the spiders! I'm gonna break my phone if I keep dropping it
This is the first one I finished but almost threw up on
Load More Replies...I stopped looking after that evil clownish banana flower. I can't even believe I'm writing that sentence.
Nature, gross in tooth and claw_______ and tentacle and slime and scale and wtf!
OMG this post gave me chills. When it comes to all these creepy crawlies, ignorance is bliss.
I don't want to see any spiders or snakes but I'm glad they exist as otherwise we're would be overrun by flies and rats.
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