Satan says he's not evil. Just misunderstood. The Devil is present in many forms and can be compared to many mythological gods, but he's arguably best known for his role in Christianity. However, Christianity continues to decline at a rapid pace (at least in the US) so, to stay relevant, Satan is branching out and has been terrorizing people on social media.
A parody Satan's Twitter account had been gaining more and more popularity but at some point, it was taken down from the website, forcing him to move his operations to Instagram, where he continues to deliver sassy insults and clever insights to this day. Continue scrolling to check out his latest posts and when you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier article to go through his best tweets.
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Foxxy, that is the problem, we don't know what God really wants. These "rules" in our holy books (pick any religion) are created by the people who are in power.
I understand that, I was just saying coz that is what many religious people believe because of the bible verse that is along the lines of “man shalt not lie with man as man lies with woman”. Not my beliefs.
Load More Replies...Why is this No.1 on the list? Is homophobia the greatest problem humanity is facing?
When people say I'm going to hell for being bi, they are overlooking all the perfectly good reasons I will be going to hell anyway
S8n is actually a project developed by Fallen Media, one of the largest social media networks on the Internet, which aims to tell funny, engaging, and shareable digital stories to build unique campaigns. "We created s8n to voice a persona that we thought would be relatable," Rowan Winch, Chief Marketing Officer & Co-Founder at Fallen Media, told Bored Panda. "Hence the tagline, 'Not evil, just misunderstood.'"
that's why we need you to punish them and keep them there for eternity. can't believe I'm saying this but thank you Satan
Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but Satan just suggested that only females may be raped. WRONG.
I guess people wouldn't misunderstand Satan so often if he wasn't so cunning. After all, it's commonly thought that the Devil first showed up in the Bible in the book of Genesis as the serpent who convinced Eve—who then convinced Adam—to eat the forbidden fruit from the 'tree of the knowledge' in the Garden of Eden. According to the story, after Eve fell for the Devil's ways, she and Adam were banished from the Garden of Eden and doomed to mortality.
I can't stand people who claim to be Christians - the majority that I've come across are the most narrow minded, judgmental and unforgiving pricks on the planet. Unless you think they they do.
However, Fallen Media wants their character to be less of a manipulating bastard. "We would describe our s8n content as simple yet relatable and funny remarks," they said. "At first, we created Satan a Twitter account but we moved to Instagram due to Twitter suspending our account. We're not entirely sure why the account was suspended but we're looking to work on getting it reinstated." Meanwhile, it looks like Instagram is a lot more welcoming when it comes to the wicked! The account already has over 263K followers and there are no signs of some smug corporates trying to shut it down.
Right off the bat I want to talk to this guy. He shares at least one of my veiws
Bottom left is Phoenix suburbs, and it’s inaccurate. The southwestmost one is about four blocks further west. Not a perfect pentagram m
Sooo, one of your many interests/hobbies is being a human GPS (geography)?
Load More Replies...How true! My cats won't even let me go to the toilet alone let alone me offing myself.
but if you really want to meet Mr. Satan here, that's one way can guarantees it
This isn't 2021, 2020 is just take it's sweet time packing up its problems and getting the hell out.
Load More Replies...Nope i was just contemplating over the reason of life and why everything can get so hard and why robots don't have souls and why everything in life can't be perfect. everything is absolutely fine. no problem at all.
Just like God didn’t spend years studying how to be a doctor and then spend hours in surgery saving your life, so stop crediting him and credit the people who actually put in the time and effort to save your a**e.
Foxxy- thank you. ppl need to stop crediting god and credit the ppl who DID THE WORK.
Load More Replies...God's not there to do things for you. God's just there to love you and watch you succeed, and she's got your back.
Maybe he has one of those magical crystal balls that every “villain” has.
Load More Replies...this is actually a good thing for the owner of this profile to say! nice work!
the unvaccinated kids should be in heaven, the parents are the ones that should be in hecc
...because he's the reason to why the world looks like it does today with wars, famine, hatred, terror, pain, death, diseases etc.
Load More Replies...I KNEW it!! I knew there was gonna be one!! 😂😂😂😂
Load More Replies...Can I bring my Dug too. He does hellish farts so I think he belongs too.
But on another post you said all dogs go to heaven, so why do you have a dog in hell?
And yet you worship god because he’s the one who got rid of those dastardly Natives for Christopher Columbus, let his son be nailed to a cross, and killed millions of people, regardless of what they had done leading up to that big angry cotton candy in the sky.
Load More Replies...Been askin myself since I realised that chip bags are usually 70 percent air
wait I can explain that - its so the chips dont break. If they have air in them the bag acts as a cushion instead of smashing all the chips inside, so you dont eat crumbs
Load More Replies...a most excellent question - let us know when someone here has answer besides stupidity
...and you think the people he killed was INNOCENT somehow? They were very evil people some of them even sacrificed their own babies to Baal and whatnot. So... what's your point? You've killed far more people because you're the reason to why death is in this world, you're the reason why people grow old and die so... yeah, there's that and more.
Agreed! Jesus loves anyone and everyone! But the joke is funny
Load More Replies...You're just torturing Jesus more.You didn't get thorns in your head, or get nailed by hands and feet. Amen, Jesus, amen.
Yep, when the Cubs won the World Series in 2016.
Load More Replies...i dont blame him when there r people that wants to do suicide because they cant handle life that is pretty depressing
No one kills themself for pleasure Saesha. It must have been unbearable to stay in fight with depression every day for months or years why they do this. It’s a sickness that doesnt show outside to understand. Don’t say thinking you haven’t knowledge about. Someone must be very very strong to beat depression. Think about that.
Load More Replies...and dont forget a kitty, kitties are pets from hell very evil and deceiving.
Satan's examination to determine where you belong... First question " are you straight and cis?" "Nope" "here's the cookies and you have free reign of hell
Load More Replies...I certainly hope so. I love me some free snacks! I'm sure Hell also has some banging barbecue joints.
Load More Replies...I ain't gay (I'm AroAce) but I'm expecting some rainbow cupcakes and glitter cannons.
Hmmmm I might be AroAce lol! Learn something new every day! Or maybe I just hate people.
Load More Replies...Hey I'm holding a party in H*ll next Saturday who wants to come? I've got pizza and brownies
At least they wouldn't be in the GENERAL POPULATION - SOUNDS GREAT!!!!!!!!!
What if god is real and actually supports gays? Would that mean that you’d be “punishing the unholy ones” for something that even your benevolent creator overlooks? Just sayin’.
Load More Replies...Hey Professor Snape,. I finally got that assignment on werewolves done. Do you still want it?
Load More Replies...You put out burning books by throwing nazis at it, ironically :)
Load More Replies...Don’t worry, you can believe in yourself too.
Load More Replies...Yep. God sez, "Love me or else!" Kind of takes away that whole "free will" thing. It's not free will of you're under threat of eternal punishment.
Who knows, man? You might be right, I might be wrong, just live the way someone kind would.
Load More Replies...did god know that human beings would end up in hell before he created them?
Load More Replies...Eternal torture is sill not a sign of love. Your god is a sadist.
Load More Replies...tbh i kinda hope so because they seem like a chill dude
Load More Replies...Yup. Nothing pisses your enemies off more than being nice to them as you outlive them.
This is my new life moto. "Hey go kill yourself gay nerd ha ha" no thank you. I will outlive you.
Think I may get a lot of hate for this comment. I hope not as just expressing my personal thoughts (ex Catholic; non believer) If I had to choose between having lunch with God or Satan it would be the latter because he seems more straight up. If God were real I take great issue with his hypocrisy and cruelty.
That's one I just can't wrap my head around. When I was a kid I was told God flooded the planet and killed everyone because mankind had become evil. I never believed any of it because even at age five it sounded like nonsense. But when I got older and actually thought about it in a little more detail I thought that means he killed every child born and unborn. How can a child be evil? How can an unborn child be evil? Christians are fine with this and they say god is "all loving". Sorry, but I just can't get behind anyone who says, "Love me or else!" The entire bible sounds like it was written by men who were afraid another tribe was going to come along and steal their women and sheep. And their god is as emotionally immature and petty as can be. Well, Trump is worse but god comes in second.
If god makes pedos and satan punishes them does that make god the bad guy
I'm Christian, but I believe that we have our own free will to do what we want, but we're going to pay the price for it, not that God/ other religious figures have caused those problems.
No one remembers the interview that Stephen Fry had in 2015 where talked about god? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo
Bruh it's billions - there are more in the ground and dead then are alive today. Kind of the way it works, to live means you also die, no one said it had to be pretty or easy and mostly it isn't.
S8n is NOT inherently Evil. He is still a son of God, just like all the other angels. His PUNISHMENT was/is to punish evil, NOT turn people evil. If anything, we should APPLAUD him. ❤
And that's after his dad let him get nailed to a cross and tortured to death. Sounds toxic.
Noooooo! That is hell for me. Allergic but still cuddle them as they are so 'god damn' cute.
I'm so there! I have plans for all those f*****g animal abusers! Cerberus can have first dibs on their entrails. I will even peel their rotton skin first.
What time are you referring to? Biblical timeline, you fell before the flood and way before the ten plagues of Egypt. Also, you are allowed back up there sometimes in Job. Do your research.
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As a Gen Xer, I had no idea what any of this meant...and now that I know what it means, I have regrets.
For a second there, I thought this implied someone else...but then I saw kicked out...CAn’t be kicked out of a place you’ve never been
at least Satan is still using his Twitter account, unlike some other 'devil' we won't mention here
There are some people that do. It's a kink thing
Load More Replies...What’s it like trying to beat people and having them moan with pleasure instead
"Hit me" the masochist asked, "No" the sadist replied.
Load More Replies...First rule of Hell is 'Don't discuss God' Second rule of Hell is "DON'T discuss God' Third rule of Hell is ........well, you get the point
Lmao, I was thinking of the same reference. Love your comment
Load More Replies...Amen to that. There's a theory that we're derived from Aliens, dumping off the bad on.es on Earth. It's logical, look what we've done.
Actually it's the other way around: The worst humans ever invented was "god" (religions).
well, now we know why we haven't see him again in two thousands years
If you believe in yourself you don't have to believe in God. God's ways are often difficult and trying, so you'd better follow your own path. It will keep you out of a lot of trouble and hardship.
Load More Replies...ur not so bad and i already said im never ok so stop sending them unless u want to see depression
Sin is short for Sine, a trigonometric function of a right triangle. Sin is also a play on words for committing an actual sin.
Load More Replies...hello, I am here to cover up a comment that had the "hidden comment" thing. i didnt look at the comment so idk if its weird or not. you may scroll
You just have to look at his name. Dalton D**kerhoof
Load More Replies...yay! now i know i will be successful even now after me and my best friend fought and she is ignoring me! :)
For anyone who doesn’t know there is a rhyme that goes “Sex, drugs rock and roll. Speed, weed and birth control. Life’s a bitch and then you die. So f**k the world and let’s all get high.”
Load More Replies...What if you have tattoos but aren’t hot? I guess I will get hot eventually from burning in hell.
I love how you kept typing until you got the joke. Thanks for the chuckle (with you, not at you). Keep on being you, Original Foxxy!
Load More Replies...You ruined it! ( not u i meant Satan )
Load More Replies...They are also more down to earth, the costs of maintenance are much lower, and they know better how to defend themselves because their teeth are much nearer to men's crown jewels.
Yes, I'm short. But I'm still tall enough to kill you. Preferably by kicking you in the throat with my heels! Yay!!
I ain't coming with you I'm going to pet Cerberus
Load More Replies...I don’t care if you downvote me, but when I was ten I made a joke that if god had a kid with Mary then nuns are his side chicks. (Atheist) :)))
A theologian told me that the word "virgin" in the language of the time meant a woman of marriageable age.
even though i am christian this one confuses me how did god make it happen
"Virgin" Mary? bullcrap, God had sex with her and she didn't tell Joseph.
Count me in, can’t be much worse than the hell on earth we currently live on.
What if it's just this, but you only have dial-up internet, and Trump got a second term?
Load More Replies...yeah! lets go! wheres the satan train where is it lets go come on where is it
I'm pansexual... Nice to meet you ambi-sexual. How's your day been?
Load More Replies...my monster is probably weirded out because i talk to myself at night
thanks Greg is really great, now i know what angel to thank for sending him to me. :)
Can I please cancel my one way ticket to hell. I don’t want to be associated in the same club as the pollies.
The pollies never actually thought they'd get eternal damnation. They could always justify not following other rules. Satan, just create an island in the middle of Lava Lake and banish them there.
Load More Replies...Try being married a few times... oh wait... that's not love... it's self soul mutilation.
atleast u dont think water is dry my idiot cousin thinks that water is dry and he is 16
Technically......as long as you ASK for forgiveness for your sins, theory is that God will forgive your sins.....So Catholicism says.
Bullshit. Former Catholic here. You have to actually feel remorse and want to do better, otherwise it carries no weight with God. Catholics themselves, on the other hand, do seem to think they just need to show up.
Load More Replies...The only reason I ever go to church is because my parents force me to. I NEVER wanted to go to church
There are numerous kings in the dark ages who waited till they were on their dying bed to get baptized, so they could enter the heavenly kingdom as innocent as a new born baby.
It's been around the block a few times. Guess even Satan runs out if material sometimes.
Load More Replies...Parents : oh god does he need help Me: but he said it in flowers parents : but-
but I'm nonbinary and I like hot water.
Load More Replies...Well it’s worse than being from heaven, since that means we were banished from it so we must be pretty horrible then (and since hell might actually be good if we praise Satan)
Load More Replies...i like wanted him to become a middle school guidance counselor because he would be great and realistic and all the kids would love him
I would go with you Camden but id have to reschedule my haircut... I think that can be arranged, see you then!
Load More Replies...Tonight's no good, how about wednesday? Oh, you're in dallas on wednesday? Ok, let's not see each other for eight months and pretend nothing happened.
I use an app called ecosia to search; sure it adds more ads to your search but the ads are so they can support the planting of trees
Load More Replies...What if I was just excited about seeing their ankles or knees? -from a former catholic schoolgirl
Former catholic to former catholic: as far as the church is concerned I'll be seeing you in hell. At least then might not have to feel guilty nor judged anymore!
Load More Replies...I baked a bunch of cookies the other day, so now I'm up to my ears in cookies so I'll give you cookies.
Out of experience: New ideas from a bipolar rapper are suspicious.
" The devil made me do it" is just another way of saying "I didn't do it and if I did it, I didn't mean it and if I meant it, it wasn't supposed to run out of hand at this scale and if I wanted it to run out of hand it's not my fault because others did worse."
Are you really trying to argue with a parody account?
Load More Replies...Doesn't work in the UK where the correct response is "duh we're already here"
With all due respect for your opinion, im definitely gonna have to replace UK with US.
Load More Replies...yeah it sounds delicous. (but I'm also that weird kid that likes oral hygeine and going to the dentist, so...)
Load More Replies...Not when sin is concerned. In other religions, the realm of the underworld have rivers and/or may not have the entire place heated up like an inferno.
Load More Replies...Hell is unlimited fresh baked croissants and I still have celiac disease.
Oof, I have celiac disease too and I know how it feels to eat a gluten croissant. Urgh I felt sick for a week after 🤮
Load More Replies...Me: "Does Hell have WiFi?" God: "Yeah, but-" Me: *jumps off my cloud*
Blood is red, my screams are internal. Demons are temporary and Doom is eternal.
Roses are red, violets are blue: This new transfer is very rude. Tulips are pink, leaves are green: he has hovered over me. Turkeys are turbo, punching them is lit: stop it.
Load More Replies...what a nice poem mind if I try? Roses are red, violets are blue, Screw this world, let me come to you
here's my go: Roses are red, dandies are yellow, i hate earth, can i come to hell-o
Load More Replies...just have them sit through M.Night Shamalone's Avatar movie for eternity on repeat
Who names their child "All" or "Of"? (Jk) ;)
ok why does this remind me of that apple tv show dickinson except she would have all 3 clicked
i´ll finish it a- awesome t- idk what to put here a- i already said n-idk
u know thats not what he\she meant but nice try
Load More Replies...Family is not always "blood" relation. Sometimes you are born into a family and sometimes you create your own! ("I've found friends who have the same dream. It makes us like a family." )
Load More Replies...Satan encourages sinning...
Load More Replies...i dont compare u to my ex i compare my with god hes the one thats bad
YES!! THE PHYSCO KAREN'S AND KELLY'S (apparently someone did the research and thats the name of male karens)
your best friend's if you summon Satan together but you soul mates if you try to get Quatziqotal to help with you 3 day late ancient religion studies paper. ;)
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Load More Replies...I own a demon by the name of smokey. hes part chinchilla but mostly demon. a cuddle demon.
I own a demon by the name of Pom-pom. He's supposed to be a roborovski hamster but he is definitely all demon. A biting demon that will never let you cuddle him, but might let you pet him if you give him mealworms.
Load More Replies...You should see a doctor about that. It could leave you with back issues in your later life.
Now try this with a muslim joke with allah and see the community "laughing"
It would not work. Muslims believe God only created Jesus in Mary's womb but is not really His father.
Load More Replies...It would not be heaven if there was... But they do have yaoi, right?
I'm atheist n thought these were funny. Satan sure does make a point! F*** you god n jesus aka fictional characters!
I'd much rather go to hell than the alternative. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun!
There won't any laughing in hell, as there will not be any crying in heaven either. You have been deceived.
Load More Replies...I'm atheist n thought these were funny. Satan sure does make a point! F*** you god n jesus aka fictional characters!
I'd much rather go to hell than the alternative. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun!
There won't any laughing in hell, as there will not be any crying in heaven either. You have been deceived.
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