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Satan says he's not evil. Just misunderstood. The Devil is present in many forms and can be compared to many mythological gods, but he's arguably best known for his role in Christianity. However, Christianity continues to decline at a rapid pace (at least in the US) so, to stay relevant, Satan is branching out and has been terrorizing people on social media.

A parody Satan's Twitter account had been gaining more and more popularity but at some point, it was taken down from the website, forcing him to move his operations to Instagram, where he continues to deliver sassy insults and clever insights to this day. Continue scrolling to check out his latest posts and when you're done, fire up Bored Panda's earlier article to go through his best tweets.

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Vic
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Foxxy, that is the problem, we don't know what God really wants. These "rules" in our holy books (pick any religion) are created by the people who are in power.

Foxxy (The Original)
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand that, I was just saying coz that is what many religious people believe because of the bible verse that is along the lines of “man shalt not lie with man as man lies with woman”. Not my beliefs.

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George-Florin Constantin
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this No.1 on the list? Is homophobia the greatest problem humanity is facing?

Wolfstar
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask the trash cans. Wait, nevermind, they said they don't want them.

The Hufflepuff Bookworm
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When people say I'm going to hell for being bi, they are overlooking all the perfectly good reasons I will be going to hell anyway

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S8n is actually a project developed by Fallen Media, one of the largest social media networks on the Internet, which aims to tell funny, engaging, and shareable digital stories to build unique campaigns. "We created s8n to voice a persona that we thought would be relatable," Rowan Winch, Chief Marketing Officer & Co-Founder at Fallen Media, told Bored Panda. "Hence the tagline, 'Not evil, just misunderstood.'"

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    backatya
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    4 years ago

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    AnRi
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    Shows your ignorance...

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    Yong-Sheng Lin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why we need you to punish them and keep them there for eternity. can't believe I'm saying this but thank you Satan

    IcarusOfTheSkywings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least vampires have to ask permission first!

    OliviaMarie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm reading too much into this, but Satan just suggested that only females may be raped. WRONG.

    AnRi
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    4 years ago

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    Satan only needs consent for that because God set that rule. Satan is evil and wants bad for all humanity, but he can't do anything without God allowing it.

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    I guess people wouldn't misunderstand Satan so often if he wasn't so cunning. After all, it's commonly thought that the Devil first showed up in the Bible in the book of Genesis as the serpent who convinced Eve—who then convinced Adam—to eat the forbidden fruit from the 'tree of the knowledge' in the Garden of Eden. According to the story, after Eve fell for the Devil's ways, she and Adam were banished from the Garden of Eden and doomed to mortality.

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand people who claim to be Christians - the majority that I've come across are the most narrow minded, judgmental and unforgiving pricks on the planet. Unless you think they they do.

    AlmightyOne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (no offense intended but) correct

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very much so - fanatics anywhere are not necessary anywhere

    Yong-Sheng Lin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watch the news lately? yours ain't too bad neither

    SheHulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Churchgoers are the worst! Go to church then you are allowed to be offensive for the rest of the week because then you´ll be forgiven and you can do it all over again. Instead of just being decent, in the first place.

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    However, Fallen Media wants their character to be less of a manipulating bastard. "We would describe our s8n content as simple yet relatable and funny remarks," they said. "At first, we created Satan a Twitter account but we moved to Instagram due to Twitter suspending our account. We're not entirely sure why the account was suspended but we're looking to work on getting it reinstated." Meanwhile, it looks like Instagram is a lot more welcoming when it comes to the wicked! The account already has over 263K followers and there are no signs of some smug corporates trying to shut it down.

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    Csaba Horvath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punish the ones well, who do that!

    AlmightyOne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right off the bat I want to talk to this guy. He shares at least one of my veiws

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I heifer guess. That doesn’t look like a bull’s eye to me.

    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for the lame joke. I rare(ly) steak such a risk.

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    Why?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does a 5-pointed star mean they're still good?

    GoodCatto
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right side up- Christian. Upside down- demonic.

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    StIJN
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would be better if they didn't disregard that one outback

    Sarcasm101
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidentally forgets to switch account and replies as outback*

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom left is Phoenix suburbs, and it’s inaccurate. The southwestmost one is about four blocks further west. Not a perfect pentagram m

    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, one of your many interests/hobbies is being a human GPS (geography)?

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely. I really enjoyed this article.

    Why?
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan isn't such a bad guy after all!

    AnRi
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    4 years ago

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    Satan only disguises himself as a cool guy, but in reality he is evil and wants all people to suffer.

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    SheHulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! Why I haven´t taken the big leap. Thank you Satan!

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How true! My cats won't even let me go to the toilet alone let alone me offing myself.

    Csaba Horvath
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never had a cat :D They will miss the food :D

    K.M.
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll change your view once it's you who suffers (for example) a chronical pain, either physical one or not.

    Yong-Sheng Lin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if you really want to meet Mr. Satan here, that's one way can guarantees it

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the last time I cry under my bed.

    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one told us 2020 had a twin....2021😭

    Bob Belcher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't 2021, 2020 is just take it's sweet time packing up its problems and getting the hell out.

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    white_shadow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope i was just contemplating over the reason of life and why everything can get so hard and why robots don't have souls and why everything in life can't be perfect. everything is absolutely fine. no problem at all.

    AlmightyOne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, sir. I have 🌟 depression 🌟

    SheHulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for asking!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like God didn’t spend years studying how to be a doctor and then spend hours in surgery saving your life, so stop crediting him and credit the people who actually put in the time and effort to save your a**e.

    Klaus Hargreeves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foxxy- thank you. ppl need to stop crediting god and credit the ppl who DID THE WORK.

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    tangy chip
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say it with me: WE STAN SATAN

    Blue of the yams (They/He)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God's not there to do things for you. God's just there to love you and watch you succeed, and she's got your back.

    TexasWoman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't credit a fictional character for anything good about you!

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    4 years ago

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    Danie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan is a motivational speaker..

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God made you. To have the ability to learn and to help yourself and others if you choose the path.

    Benjamin Boehning
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he has one of those magical crystal balls that every “villain” has.

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    Benjamin Richmond
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is actually a good thing for the owner of this profile to say! nice work!

    Yong-Sheng Lin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't worry, only the parent will go to you

    sirfryingpan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the unvaccinated kids should be in heaven, the parents are the ones that should be in hecc

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How it started vs. how it's going

    J-A Laine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...because he's the reason to why the world looks like it does today with wars, famine, hatred, terror, pain, death, diseases etc.

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    Hailey Beckham
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed and cried cause it is both funny and too true.

    Amanda Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, humans don't deserve this beautiful planet.

    Lxm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst idea ever

    Eirik Johnsbråten
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is both funny and sad because it's true.

    Yong-Sheng Lin
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    4 years ago

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    There is something wrong with this. God doesn’t swear.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I KNEW it!! I knew there was gonna be one!! 😂😂😂😂

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    K.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he still a good boy/girl?

    Lxm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course! All dogs are good boys.

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    Thorlene McLaughlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I bring my Dug too. He does hellish farts so I think he belongs too.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But on another post you said all dogs go to heaven, so why do you have a dog in hell?

    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fluffy offered to keep Satan company.

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    Laura Mende
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IS HIS NAME FLUFFY??? 🐶🐶🐶

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    Mad Jess
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much easier to remember these, than the 10 Commandments!! 🤣

    Benjamin Boehning
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet you worship god because he’s the one who got rid of those dastardly Natives for Christopher Columbus, let his son be nailed to a cross, and killed millions of people, regardless of what they had done leading up to that big angry cotton candy in the sky.

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    Jenna Jedden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isnt Paradise Lost already his version

    Hooked
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign me up for pre-order. I would love to read the other sides story

    Piet Puk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should contain less slaugher, gore and mindless murder than the other one.

    tangy chip
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just hope it doesn't turn into a trilogy...

    SheHulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God is an asshat, Satan rules!

    And Peggy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hamilton 2 will be my side of the story!

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but they're already 2 of them: Bible and the prequel

    Danie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't wait to know your version of the story, Satan!

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    Lena Hill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know the answer to that too man

    Sarcasm101
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been askin myself since I realised that chip bags are usually 70 percent air

    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait I can explain that - its so the chips dont break. If they have air in them the bag acts as a cushion instead of smashing all the chips inside, so you dont eat crumbs

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    Vicki Perizzolo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a most excellent question - let us know when someone here has answer besides stupidity

    Dawn Ours
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soooo very much...you're gonna want that list alphabetically aren't you. damn it

    Romeo Wells
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wish i knew the answer to. but sadly we dont

    Emily Barnes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know but I'd like to have the answer

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    Hailey Beckham
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, a moment of hypocrisy in the bible XD

    Romeo Wells
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

    Yong-Sheng Lin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't blame God, your whisper works

    Chuck Royal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... that doesn't really narrow it down much.

    J-A Laine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you think the people he killed was INNOCENT somehow? They were very evil people some of them even sacrificed their own babies to Baal and whatnot. So... what's your point? You've killed far more people because you're the reason to why death is in this world, you're the reason why people grow old and die so... yeah, there's that and more.

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    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ancient pickup line gone wrong

    Iapetos
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus wouldn't be that savage.

    Lauren Potts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! Jesus loves anyone and everyone! But the joke is funny

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    Abri Correa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're just torturing Jesus more.You didn't get thorns in your head, or get nailed by hands and feet. Amen, Jesus, amen.

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    Satan doesn't HAVE feelings, IDIOT!!!!!

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    K.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When satan doesn't even want to torture our souls. #AFterLifeHack

    Why?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What! Did Hell freeze over?

    starhunter64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HEY!!! that honesty was not needed

    Danie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣 Satan has had enough

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After watching American politics, I don't blame him.

    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont blame him when there r people that wants to do suicide because they cant handle life that is pretty depressing

    Hafida
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one kills themself for pleasure Saesha. It must have been unbearable to stay in fight with depression every day for months or years why they do this. It’s a sickness that doesnt show outside to understand. Don’t say thinking you haven’t knowledge about. Someone must be very very strong to beat depression. Think about that.

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    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I sell my soul will you give me enough to provide the best for that puppy? Cause I'd consider it.

    MELISSA TULLOSS-NOLAN - STUDENT
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and dont forget a kitty, kitties are pets from hell very evil and deceiving.

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't bring puppies into this. They're innocent

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    *sneezes in pansexual*
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan's examination to determine where you belong... First question " are you straight and cis?" "Nope" "here's the cookies and you have free reign of hell

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    Klaus Hargreeves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna asume this includes all LGBTQIA?

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I certainly hope so. I love me some free snacks! I'm sure Hell also has some banging barbecue joints.

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    Wolfstar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't gay (I'm AroAce) but I'm expecting some rainbow cupcakes and glitter cannons.

    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm I might be AroAce lol! Learn something new every day! Or maybe I just hate people.

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    Julia King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I'm holding a party in H*ll next Saturday who wants to come? I've got pizza and brownies

    Sandy Feuerbacher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they wouldn't be in the GENERAL POPULATION - SOUNDS GREAT!!!!!!!!!

    Benjamin Boehning
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if god is real and actually supports gays? Would that mean that you’d be “punishing the unholy ones” for something that even your benevolent creator overlooks? Just sayin’.

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    PhoenixFlowers345
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Professor Snape,. I finally got that assignment on werewolves done. Do you still want it?

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    Who? Me?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And J Archer owns the library right ?👻👻👻👻

    Talie Bocci
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whereas in most academic libraries it's shelved under "BS".

    WolfDog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *reads entire library just because its there*

    TexasWoman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure the Bible is in the fictional section!

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you keep the books from catching on fire?

    Pedro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You put out burning books by throwing nazis at it, ironically :)

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    AnRi
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    Jesus is God's living word and He will be Heaven.

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    AnRi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are not to be trusted. This kind of egocentrism is satanic.

    Yong-Sheng Lin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, believe whatever you want to believe

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, told you God was all about love. Pfft bahaha.

    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. God sez, "Love me or else!" Kind of takes away that whole "free will" thing. It's not free will of you're under threat of eternal punishment.

    Aria Singh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´m a Hindu...will I go to hell?

    phantom buni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows, man? You might be right, I might be wrong, just live the way someone kind would.

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    sylvanticx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just the christians who believe that.

    AnRi
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    God offers everyone eternal salvation. It's the human being who chooses to end up in hell.

    maybe thistime
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did god know that human beings would end up in hell before he created them?

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    4 years ago

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    Actually, I’m gonna be that guy and correct your lies. It isn’t because you don’t believe in him, it is because you sinned at all, and the only salvation so you don’t do eternal torture is when God sent his own son to die for humanity. Also, he would want to give everyone a free pass to heaven, but he physically can’t because he has to be perfect, and in order to remain perfect, he can’t give sinners a free pass.

    Piet Puk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eternal torture is sill not a sign of love. Your god is a sadist.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahaha..... (infinity)🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Linda HS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😭😭😭spat my wine🤦

    Sheryl Thompson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another thing to live for...

    Phoenix
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an Atheist and lowkey want Hell to now exist so I can meet this guy

    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats deep, but you still gotta outlive them

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    Aria Singh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im a hindu, can I still meet Satan?

    tangy chip
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh i kinda hope so because they seem like a chill dude

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    Margaret Colquhoun
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Nothing pisses your enemies off more than being nice to them as you outlive them.

    AnRi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This a lie. What satan really wants is for all people and animals to suffer, die and go to hell.

    R3belB4nny
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my new life moto. "Hey go kill yourself gay nerd ha ha" no thank you. I will outlive you.

    Laura Deckers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And drink from their SKULLS!!! Bwahahaha

    Liz Jackson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be greater than the haters

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I may get a lot of hate for this comment. I hope not as just expressing my personal thoughts (ex Catholic; non believer) If I had to choose between having lunch with God or Satan it would be the latter because he seems more straight up. If God were real I take great issue with his hypocrisy and cruelty.

    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one I just can't wrap my head around. When I was a kid I was told God flooded the planet and killed everyone because mankind had become evil. I never believed any of it because even at age five it sounded like nonsense. But when I got older and actually thought about it in a little more detail I thought that means he killed every child born and unborn. How can a child be evil? How can an unborn child be evil? Christians are fine with this and they say god is "all loving". Sorry, but I just can't get behind anyone who says, "Love me or else!" The entire bible sounds like it was written by men who were afraid another tribe was going to come along and steal their women and sheep. And their god is as emotionally immature and petty as can be. Well, Trump is worse but god comes in second.

    Michael Hernandez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If god makes pedos and satan punishes them does that make god the bad guy

    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always pictured Jesus like a stoner hippie, wandering from town to town, breaking bread with everyone, passing around good vibes. Kind, peaceful, happy. I refuse to believe anything else. I am not religious lol.

    Bunny Girl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Christian, but I believe that we have our own free will to do what we want, but we're going to pay the price for it, not that God/ other religious figures have caused those problems.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one remembers the interview that Stephen Fry had in 2015 where talked about god? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo

    Cynthia Bonville
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh it's billions - there are more in the ground and dead then are alive today. Kind of the way it works, to live means you also die, no one said it had to be pretty or easy and mostly it isn't.

    Abri Correa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren't innocent.They did millions of sins

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    Lxm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It shall be a long embrace

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh boy let's not get sentimental

    David Roughton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did a LOT of touching in 2020 😢😢😢

    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death is not bad. It is the balance of the fates.

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    Fidgets McGee
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She/He/They has/have a point.

    David Roughton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S8n is NOT inherently Evil. He is still a son of God, just like all the other angels. His PUNISHMENT was/is to punish evil, NOT turn people evil. If anything, we should APPLAUD him. ❤

    Bora
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember well, that was Lilith, Adam's first wife.

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats right, you demanded from God which you don't do

    AnRi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No he wasn't. He is a lier and a deceiver.

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago

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    To God. A position you definitely are not qualified for.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's after his dad let him get nailed to a cross and tortured to death. Sounds toxic.

    Sandy Feuerbacher
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His Dad is the GREATEST - so, SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you just say you have a three-headed dog in Hell with you?

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe hellhounds don't technically count as dogs?

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    Tenley Samson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like the profile pic in this one

    Thorlene McLaughlin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooo! That is hell for me. Allergic but still cuddle them as they are so 'god damn' cute.

    .
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hell has either 1 or 3 dogs in total depending on how you count.

    Arenite
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I much prefer kittens. Will be looking forward to that!

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    Firefoxy3121
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be there next week, but just a short visit

    Cayley P
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mind if I do 🙋🐕

    Sarcasm101
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs Frizzle: FIELD TRIP EVERYONE

    Valentina Lattante
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, we kind of already are! have you heard of 2020?

    Mary Dellenbusch
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so there! I have plans for all those f*****g animal abusers! Cerberus can have first dibs on their entrails. I will even peel their rotton skin first.

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a good reason for a visit

    AnRi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no dogs in hell, that's another one of satan's lies.

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    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What time are you referring to? Biblical timeline, you fell before the flood and way before the ten plagues of Egypt. Also, you are allowed back up there sometimes in Job. Do your research.

    tangy chip
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    god: *flashes uno reverse card*

    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So satan needed a little help getting there

    Tinykame
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S: you are so evil G: I'm rubber, you are glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

    AnRi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a load of lies.

    Aria Singh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a demon world in my fantasy land with my sister.

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago

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    Really gonna trust the father of lies himself?

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    Melissa Boatman Linebaugh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Gen Xer, I had no idea what any of this meant...and now that I know what it means, I have regrets.

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second there, I thought this implied someone else...but then I saw kicked out...CAn’t be kicked out of a place you’ve never been

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least Satan is still using his Twitter account, unlike some other 'devil' we won't mention here

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    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some people that do. It's a kink thing

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    Zoe Hoesley
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s it like trying to beat people and having them moan with pleasure instead

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hit me" the masochist asked, "No" the sadist replied.

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    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, to be Jared, nineteen, and unable to read...

    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They enjoyed it before, Satan, they were just didn't want to tell you in case you stopped.

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    Livvy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't want your unvaccinated kids. They're gonna spread their infectious diseases across all of Hell.

    AnRi
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    4 years ago

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    Sure, that's what the devil wants. I don't care what he wants, I care about what God wants.

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    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule of Hell is 'Don't discuss God' Second rule of Hell is "DON'T discuss God' Third rule of Hell is ........well, you get the point

    Kelly Hoover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, I was thinking of the same reference. Love your comment

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    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it's blaspheming, then what's the big deal? Maybe tone is the key. . . .

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he's got a point.

    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got that right. Humans are the worst virus this planet has ever seen.

    Lxm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread is way too good.

    Yong-Sheng Lin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, we're pretty entertaining to watch on from a distance

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is 100% on point...a truly tragic evolutionary mistake

    Amanda Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen to that. There's a theory that we're derived from Aliens, dumping off the bad on.es on Earth. It's logical, look what we've done.

    Purrcy Katz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it's the other way around: The worst humans ever invented was "god" (religions).

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago

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    NO. *pumps shotgun* DO NOT try that.

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOooooo. This is #14 when I made my comment on #12. Same idea though, so this account is dirtier...

    Yong-Sheng Lin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, now we know why we haven't see him again in two thousands years

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    bored_angel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have never been so offended by something that i 100% agree with.

    No
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hurt me right here in my empty spot where a heart should be

    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And remember thousands of other people have the same problem

    starhunter64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AtLeAsT yOuR cOrReCt If ThAtS aNy CoNsTaLaTiOn

    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the confirmation, Satan. I feel comforted by the affirmation.

    Julia King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I laughed at this and now I feel bad

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are you beating up your comrades

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    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why sould i believe in my self or god

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you believe in yourself you don't have to believe in God. God's ways are often difficult and trying, so you'd better follow your own path. It will keep you out of a lot of trouble and hardship.

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    Swyft
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can they like come out and talk to me, that might help

    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ur not so bad and i already said im never ok so stop sending them unless u want to see depression

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel stupid....I don't get this one...

    Madison Feehan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sin is short for Sine, a trigonometric function of a right triangle. Sin is also a play on words for committing an actual sin.

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. You’re the master of temptations and people sell their souls ...you’re probably the best gift giver.

    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Satan....oh I mean Santa....LOL

    Tiger Pearl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Satan, I want a Nintendo Switch, and a pony, and ...

    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did it one purpose a while ago just so I could have a volcanic dragon. I guess you ran outta those though

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hello, I am here to cover up a comment that had the "hidden comment" thing. i didnt look at the comment so idk if its weird or not. you may scroll

    Eithne Griffiths
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to look at his name. Dalton D**kerhoof

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    RandomHumanBean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yay! now i know i will be successful even now after me and my best friend fought and she is ignoring me! :)

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago

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    Technically, you don’t rule hell. You are a prisoner like everyone else. You are just the most popular guy in prison.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesn’t know there is a rhyme that goes “Sex, drugs rock and roll. Speed, weed and birth control. Life’s a bitch and then you die. So f**k the world and let’s all get high.”

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How good is the WiFi?

    Emily
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhh id also like top surgery and happiness

    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like a tame pet tiger? If thats in hell see ya there!

    Wendy Lam
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You definitely have Dio then 🤘🏼🎸

    A Lemon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White Cheddar Cheetos, please.

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    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Bianca can say it. I'm sure you're the one who provided her the Rolodex of Hate. I know you at LEAST had it gold plated for her!

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, someone is proud of me.

    pansexualandproud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww thank you, my friends say i have a "special" kind of weird

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    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bible thumping Catholic stepfather used to sit in church on Sunday, get in the car to leave the church parking lot and literally f*cking cuss out the slow driver in front of him.... what a good christian....

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, man, you don't have to draw blood. They need never know. Like, 'Psst, Satan, you can have that one. They told me it's cool.'

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you have tattoos but aren’t hot? I guess I will get hot eventually from burning in hell.

    Christine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how you kept typing until you got the joke. Thanks for the chuckle (with you, not at you). Keep on being you, Original Foxxy!

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    Klaus Hargreeves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gets out ancient tattoo doodle pens*

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh!!! Now you have let my secret out. Thanks Satan.

    Aiyana Menrige
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You ruined it! ( not u i meant Satan )

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would feel so attacked if it weren’t true. Alternatively, we’re more down to earth.

    Emily
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    watch out for spot conlon to- hes equally as short

    Zoe Hoesley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self confidence through the floor

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are also more down to earth, the costs of maintenance are much lower, and they know better how to defend themselves because their teeth are much nearer to men's crown jewels.

    RandomHumanBean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yey all my friends are evil! at least im not :)

    Biana Vacker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm short. But I'm still tall enough to kill you. Preferably by kicking you in the throat with my heels! Yay!!

    Spicy Mickey Mouse
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    3 years ago

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    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that explains why kindergarteners are so evil

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    Klaus Hargreeves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I just say I love that 'hole' is censored instead of ass?

    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did at this....but LMFAO

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago

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    It was punishment, and he gave them at least 9 chances to turn over the Israelites. It could have never happened, but stubborn pharaoh just couldn’t not have slaves.

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    Michael Hernandez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't coming with you I'm going to pet Cerberus

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    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah.....I'm still going for the sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll

    Zoe Hoesley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sing me up, you sound really awesome and hot =P

    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, you have a good puppy and many kittyies there . . . how can you be lonely? Head on over to Gay Town; you made it seem like a pretty cool place to be. Go make friends!

    Foxy 128 Tiktok
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait for me guys! I'm a short girl! Also can i pet Cerberus? :)

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    Samuel Chen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t care if you downvote me, but when I was ten I made a joke that if god had a kid with Mary then nuns are his side chicks. (Atheist) :)))

    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to tell my parents it was an immaculate conception when I got pregnant at 17, for some reason they didn't believe me.

    Eithne Griffiths
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A theologian told me that the word "virgin" in the language of the time meant a woman of marriageable age.

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else get 'Saved' vibes? 'Do you ever think that Mary lied? I mean, it's a good one, and you can only use it once.'

    Dmitri Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even though i am christian this one confuses me how did god make it happen

    Adriana Coppage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Virgin" Mary? bullcrap, God had sex with her and she didn't tell Joseph.

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then it was proven by several angelic visits. Research.

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    Who? Me?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waitttt.... if satan punishes bad people then who the frick thinks he's the bad one ?

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago

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    Common misconception, but he doesn't punish the evil, he is punished with them. He is also a prisoner. And I’ve already explained God’s side so many other times by now.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Count me in, can’t be much worse than the hell on earth we currently live on.

    Deborah B
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it's just this, but you only have dial-up internet, and Trump got a second term?

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    Klaus Hargreeves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah! lets go! wheres the satan train where is it lets go come on where is it

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly dead on the outside. Unspeakable undead on the inside.

    A Lemon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see pansexual. I’m not pansexual myself, but my girlfriend is, and it’s kinda annoying when people don’t know what pansexual is.

    Aunt Zene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man.....how I feel right now waiting for my state board test results.....

    starhunter64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    power move my man, power move

    Maya Kuntz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe make it multiple choice?

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    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I provide mine with pillows and blankets. They seem to appreciate it.

    pansexualandproud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my monster is probably weirded out because i talk to myself at night

    A little Wren
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me who sleeps on a matress: Wait-

    starhunter64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks Greg is really great, now i know what angel to thank for sending him to me. :)

    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u would make a nice friend for someone

    Noemie Houtekie-N'Da
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ngl, I kinda like it being lonely at night.

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. I made another comment too soon before getting to this one. Give us more seasons of “Lucifer” then.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry up, I can't wait to give Death a hug!

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    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hellhounds, not dogs. All dogs go to heaven!

    Adriana Coppage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bring Cerberus and he will have some playmates

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I please cancel my one way ticket to hell. I don’t want to be associated in the same club as the pollies.

    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pollies never actually thought they'd get eternal damnation. They could always justify not following other rules. Satan, just create an island in the middle of Lava Lake and banish them there.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can use them as ballows, they're all full with hot air.

    Swyft
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just put them somewhere you don't have to deal with them

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    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with Satan. Love sounds hard..

    Jordan Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take this into consideration

    Philly Bob Squires
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being married a few times... oh wait... that's not love... it's self soul mutilation.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and these days most of them taste like idiots

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put two souls in a jar, is it like a fight club? Like, new entertainment idea!

    Gwen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they were all going to your hips!

    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will DEFINITELY need a bottle of Tums for when Trump arrives.....

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    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    atleast u dont think water is dry my idiot cousin thinks that water is dry and he is 16

    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Original evil genius

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    Aunt Zene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically......as long as you ASK for forgiveness for your sins, theory is that God will forgive your sins.....So Catholicism says.

    Mike Beck
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullshit. Former Catholic here. You have to actually feel remorse and want to do better, otherwise it carries no weight with God. Catholics themselves, on the other hand, do seem to think they just need to show up.

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    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason I ever go to church is because my parents force me to. I NEVER wanted to go to church

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are numerous kings in the dark ages who waited till they were on their dying bed to get baptized, so they could enter the heavenly kingdom as innocent as a new born baby.

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this conversation sound familiar?

    Fidgets McGee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been around the block a few times. Guess even Satan runs out if material sometimes.

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    Katherine Boag
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna get some powerful heatstroke

    Anne Reid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re from NYC, it’s just what we do. All the time.

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    Zoe Hoesley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents : oh god does he need help Me: but he said it in flowers parents : but-

    Night Owl
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death never looked more beautiful and romantic

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    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think this is kinda sexist.....................

    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it’s worse than being from heaven, since that means we were banished from it so we must be pretty horrible then (and since hell might actually be good if we praise Satan)

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    Aria Singh
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me who showers in cold water sometimes: 00-00

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    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh well! He is the one who gave me the awesome pleasure button I can press whenever I want!!!

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I wasn't saying 'oh God' for no reason..?

    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago

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    i dont do that so how does he see something that doesnt happen

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    Fidgets McGee
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww ☺️ ya big softie

    starhunter64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like wanted him to become a middle school guidance counselor because he would be great and realistic and all the kids would love him

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    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uhhh how about Thursday at 3:20? I dont have anything going on that day

    Maddie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would go with you Camden but id have to reschedule my haircut... I think that can be arranged, see you then!

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    Collin Edward
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tonight's no good, how about wednesday? Oh, you're in dallas on wednesday? Ok, let's not see each other for eight months and pretend nothing happened.

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    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use an app called ecosia to search; sure it adds more ads to your search but the ads are so they can support the planting of trees

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    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and ignore those judgmental f*ckers who look down their nose at you for living your best life while they are too scared to take risks and have some fun!

    Kiss Army
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! This one passed the censors!!

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    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the fact that Satan still keeps 'SIKE' alive

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    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I was just excited about seeing their ankles or knees? -from a former catholic schoolgirl

    Lxm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former catholic to former catholic: as far as the church is concerned I'll be seeing you in hell. At least then might not have to feel guilty nor judged anymore!

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    Firefoxy3121
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secretly sacrifices chocolate bard

    C.S. E.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I bet sacrificing some chicky nuggs will get you better results.

    Julia King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about some cake? I have cake.

    Adriana Coppage
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I baked a bunch of cookies the other day, so now I'm up to my ears in cookies so I'll give you cookies.

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    pansexualandproud
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just covering up a comment, move along pls

    Aria
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get that comment it doesn’t make sense

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

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    Also god, because some people don't do what I told them I'm gonna drown all animals on this planet. He could have let some Chinese guy eat a bat and no animals would have died.

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    Julius Martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooo jesus snuck off to a hell partyyyyy

    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jesus go back to heaven no one wants u there

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    starhunter64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *yeets myself down so i can join*

    Wolf Gamer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got room for one or two more?

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of experience: New ideas from a bipolar rapper are suspicious.

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    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make them wash their hands for all of eternity!!!!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " The devil made me do it" is just another way of saying "I didn't do it and if I did it, I didn't mean it and if I meant it, it wasn't supposed to run out of hand at this scale and if I wanted it to run out of hand it's not my fault because others did worse."

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago

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    You did tempt us, but we could technically still say no. That’s why we need jesus

    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you really trying to argue with a parody account?

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    Andrew Bridge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work in the UK where the correct response is "duh we're already here"

    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With all due respect for your opinion, im definitely gonna have to replace UK with US.

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    J Farr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you look at politics...all the devils are here

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God...Mint and chocolate, what's not to love?

    Klaus Hargreeves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah it sounds delicous. (but I'm also that weird kid that likes oral hygeine and going to the dentist, so...)

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    4 years ago

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    No, the alcohol would evaporate quickly with the lake of fire. And so would ink,

    K.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not when sin is concerned. In other religions, the realm of the underworld have rivers and/or may not have the entire place heated up like an inferno.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell is unlimited fresh baked croissants and I still have celiac disease.

    Nixxy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof, I have celiac disease too and I know how it feels to eat a gluten croissant. Urgh I felt sick for a week after 🤮

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    Aunt Zene
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and where black out drunk would be seriously fun antics to watch!

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they don't have wine in Hell, there's no way I'm going there.

    Ashe
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nty.. I dont want to drink

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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "Does Hell have WiFi?" God: "Yeah, but-" Me: *jumps off my cloud*

    Dalton Dickerhoof
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    4 years ago

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    Hell has no WiFi either,

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blood is red, my screams are internal. Demons are temporary and Doom is eternal.

    Wolfowl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roses are red, violets are blue: This new transfer is very rude. Tulips are pink, leaves are green: he has hovered over me. Turkeys are turbo, punching them is lit: stop it.

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    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what a nice poem mind if I try? Roses are red, violets are blue, Screw this world, let me come to you

    Dotzilla _( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here's my go: Roses are red, dandies are yellow, i hate earth, can i come to hell-o

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just have them sit through M.Night Shamalone's Avatar movie for eternity on repeat

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And. Totally. Anxious. Now.....same

    clever username
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok why does this remind me of that apple tv show dickinson except she would have all 3 clicked

    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i´ll finish it a- awesome t- idk what to put here a- i already said n-idk

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait my grades dont matter in school? who would have thought....

    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    u know thats not what he\she meant but nice try

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    Klaus Hargreeves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what? kill me now Pythagorean thereom is boring

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family is not always "blood" relation. Sometimes you are born into a family and sometimes you create your own! ("I've found friends who have the same dream. It makes us like a family." )

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    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they dont care about me so im not wasting my time

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    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhhhhh I see 2020 was our first year without satan..... 2021 here i come.....

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    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont compare u to my ex i compare my with god hes the one thats bad

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES!! THE PHYSCO KAREN'S AND KELLY'S (apparently someone did the research and thats the name of male karens)

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in the support group "Hellooo Satan!"

    Datren Johnson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hii Satan welcome to the we need therapy club

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    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *rethinks everything I know*

    starhunter64
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your best friend's if you summon Satan together but you soul mates if you try to get Quatziqotal to help with you 3 day late ancient religion studies paper. ;)

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. What if I asked with a pretty please on top?

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    Helenium
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is a very good question

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    C.S. E.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about instead of a sacrifice, we just offer the option? Like, Satan, you take too much upon yourself!

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    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he also was the one who killed hundreds of people

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    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think that is from sacrifices.....

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    Julia King
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine's named Janna, we like to chat about Youtube and video games

    Saesha Maynard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont have one anymore because it left when i was 5

    Swyft
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mine's kinda shy, they won't come out and talk

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helloo everyone, and welcome to the debut episode of comment cover. Just scroll on by, folks.

    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the comment below is very dangerous, do not click it!

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    Liar liar, hell on fire!

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    Aroace tiger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pineapple on pizza is amazing!

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    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own a demon by the name of smokey. hes part chinchilla but mostly demon. a cuddle demon.

    The 5-star rated 5-star rating system
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own a demon by the name of Pom-pom. He's supposed to be a roborovski hamster but he is definitely all demon. A biting demon that will never let you cuddle him, but might let you pet him if you give him mealworms.

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    Bone_of_midfield
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see a doctor about that. It could leave you with back issues in your later life.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you might mean your later death..

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    ivan bolitekurac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now try this with a muslim joke with allah and see the community "laughing"

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would not work. Muslims believe God only created Jesus in Mary's womb but is not really His father.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would not be heaven if there was... But they do have yaoi, right?

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