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50 Hilariously Relatable Memes Shared On The ‘Sarcasm Only’ Instagram Account (New Pics)
It seems that comedy runs in the veins of netizens. Not sure if it’s the anonymity of the online world, or the power of the internet to draw in trolls, clowns, casual humorists and professional comedians. But it truly does create a hilarious virtual space for everyone to enjoy.
One such space to enjoy is the sarcasm.og Instagram page, which shares memes and jokes of divergent caliber. It’s not necessarily all sarcasm per se, but it’s definitely all relatable and spot-on.
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
That's a great lesson. Boys, be men like your moms and actually take care of your families ffs
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Random Archetypes 2 years ago
I feel the average teen is decently sarcastic. I for one feed off the lowest form of humor.
Load More Replies... Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
IS Jason playing a Teen somewhere? Or was his pic just used to get the point across?
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Sarcasm is a form of expression that’s meant to mock someone or something in humorously subtle ways. It can have an element of ambivalence, but it doesn’t have to be ironic.
While it can translate into written form, sarcasm is usually used and easiest to identify in spoken language because of the way it’s being said—with an inflection, sudden or quick change in tone to emphasize something ridiculous.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
16 weeks. They had to form a committee and focus group and then a poll to make sure they agreed on the proper process and that the general public agreed with them.
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Ruth Collins 2 years ago
had a teacher in school who was so obtuse, that when he passed out exams, all the students would look it over and look at each other and think "what?".
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
I diversify. Some of my money is in the bank, some at my local supermarket, some at the garage, some at the Tax Office, some with insurance companies...
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Shhh! Don't say that so loud or they'll find out and find a way to take our jars of coins away!
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
I just lmao to don't cry, remembering the old good days. 🤣😭
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
Watching the banks, Money going OUT of fashion, Super inflated interest rates, small savings interest rates, Banks making Multi Billion $ profits. It is no wonder the regular working class people are in such debt.
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Karen Philpott 2 years ago
I see what you did there. Can I hold the door open for you?
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Besides it being a literary method of expressing comedy or pointing out the painful reality of something, sarcasm is suggested to also be a source of fostering creativity.
Research suggests that the use of sarcasm—either giving or receiving—if done right, might spark creativity among individuals because of the sheer brain power needed to process the statements and the underlying undertones.
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Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
So… what? Do they have anti swooning potions? Or maybe pheromone blocker weapons?
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Silver Knight of the Union 2 years ago
Those fart clouds usually are made of Linux servers after all...
The logic behind creativity in sarcasm is that the brain is forced to think in unorthodox ways to understand or convey sarcasm-laden comments.
The brain has to work a bit of overtime to understand where the literal ends and the actual begins. It’s a process that triggers abstraction, in turn enabling creative thinking to happen at all.
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Rosie Red 2 years ago
What's amazing is that the pharmacists can actually understand the scribble.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
And discern that you need to take that pill 4x per day, lol.
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Natty Tempest 2 years ago
I know they're doctors an all, but saying that on here is out of order! It's not legal, not physically possible and trying to pronounce that just summoned a confused looking Somali pirate
Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 2 years ago
Lol I process prescriptions and there's one doctor we get them from regularly that has THE Worst handwriting. I call up the nurse to see what it says. "I don't know, I was hoping you would."
Valerie G. 2 years ago
One of my favorite cartoons is of a woman standing at the Pharmacy counter, she has handed the fellow a note to decipher, her husband is a doctor and apparently he will be coming home late for dinner tonight.
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Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
Why do so many people make and send voicenotes and then listen to it directly after sending? As if hearing your own voice isn't bad enough, they listen to it after sending, so what's the point even?
Couragetcd 2 years ago
My grandma used to record me singing nursery rhymes when I was 3 and even at that age I knew the playback sounded wrong.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
We have an app that surveys the kids at the after school program, for how the session went, and it includes a voice recording. Every time I hear my voice in the background I look like this! In fact the kids all sound pretty different on the recording too.
Karen Lyon 2 years ago
Oh, a lot of teachers had to get over that during the pandemic lockdown. I know I did.
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Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 2 years ago
Is that Jean Reno? It looks like him in the Professional.
If you need an example, this listicle has ample fodder for that. Speaking of which, so does this Instagram page. This particular one was created back in 2017 and features all sorts of comedic memes, not necessarily sarcastic ones. It currently clocks in at just 105 posts shy of 12,000 and boasts a community of 1.2 million followers.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
"Well, son, you're old enough now for us to tell you, you are adopted. Pack your bags, your new parents will be here shortly"
Paul C. 2 years ago
While some of these are quite funny, I'm really not sure we need a little white box saying "sarcasm" to alert us to that fact. Just saying.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Are you sure, some people are easily offended and don't forget that we are in a special internet time.
Load More Replies... Couragetcd 2 years ago
Parents who think they are funny are the worst. Unless it's me. I'm hilarious. 😁
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
And mask wearing before it was cool. I have to make an effort to not think of the small creepy crawlies everywhere so I don't turn into a less interesting version of Adrian Monk.
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
I could barely eat, or do anything after my college biology courses. they are devastating.. MY WHOLE BODY is filled with microscopic worms and freaking bugs!!!! GET OUT!!!!
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
I"ll never EVER forget when the professor told us that you are NEVER more than 3 feet from a spider.
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Star Anäis 2 years ago
My life changed after i took bacteriology, virology, pathology. I fervently double wash now and whenever someone near me sneezes, the end is near.
Plant Wizard 2 years ago
My non microbiology friends banned me from sitting with them during meals I had to learn not to say anything it grossed out the art students too much.
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
But hey, all of you afraid of bacteria. You will be death if you don't have bacteria in your body or in your inside . Microbiota defensa you against bad pathogens and are necessary just to be alive. It's called simbiontic relationship or the hell is called in English. ;)
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Jared Robinson 2 years ago
meanwhile other business is smart and use it for advertising like intelligent folks.
VioletHunter 2 years ago
Everyone has a drawer full of free pens. Nobody wants more.
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Fat Harry 2 years ago
A chain is only as strong as its weakest link... and that last link is pretty bloody weak!
Ow Ow 2 years ago
Its made out of high grade stainless steel with a pure titanium shell fused with it and graphene coating for anti scratch
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This is not to be confused with another Instagram page of a very similar name—sarcasm_us—and literally the same picture, which is an artistic rendition of Chandler Bing. That has nearly 3 times fewer posts, but over 10 million followers. This one was set up in 2016 and its Facebook counterpart was created in late 2015, all managed by Digihood Media.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago (edited)
Somehow the only profile on one of our free to air station's app was my mum's and she doesn't live with us and hadn't for almost 10 years! (and the app hasn't been around for that long)
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David Paterson 2 years ago
60 year old me after losing all my goods, health and sanity. Gott sei dank. I wasn't looking forward to the effort of getting rid of it all.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I am going to look like the 10 year old if I can't find my external hard drive! It was only meant to be a back up, but then my everyday one broke and I hadn't replaced it yet!
Anywho, back to sarcasm. Turns out, if you can detect sarcasm, that shows that your brain is in a comparatively good standing health-wise. A lack of ability to pick up on sarcasm might be indicative of certain brain problems, like dementia. MRI research suggests that the part of the brain that deals with your sarcasm dosage is the same that deals with memory, so keep an eye on that.
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VidGam4 2 years ago
Yeah but now that they no you’re here you have to answer. If they didn’t even check it’d be fine to just use the excuse that you’re busy
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Lupita Nyong'heaux 2 years ago
that's me. i ALWAYS say yes until i find out what they want. 90% of the time, i'm glad i did.
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MushroomHead22 2 years ago
this is extremely annoying.. i deal with this on a daily basis. the worst is when your on teams and someone has a questions and instead of writing their question and pressing send they send "hey (my name)" and then send..... then spend another 3 minutes writing their question... just put it all in 1 bubble, i am a busy person.
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Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
... or arriving at your destination and discovering your passengers have buggered off and left their windows down!
Nikki Gross 2 years ago
My car is almost 18 years old and I still have to crank down the windows. But after seeing how much it cost to replace the motor in the driver side window of my brothers car, I'll stick with my manual windows, thank you very much!
Caleb Flores 2 years ago
I have a 1999 Ford ranger and there ain't nothin automatic about it. Manual locks, windows, transmission, no touchscreens anywhere (just gloriously clicky dials and buttons) and I wouldn't trade it for anything. The best part? My truck and I are almost the same age lol
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Robert T 2 years ago
That's nothing compared to trying to open a sidescreen with a 3mm high grip when its being raining and the felt seals are wet and have swelled up, and that's the only way into the car as there are no door handles, so you just get wet whilst you struggle with it. Just one of the reasons classics are generally only used in dry weather!
Idontfeellikedoinganything 1 year ago
My Great grandfather had a car with one of these. I used to for some reason love cranking the handle to get the window down. My grandmother sold the car when my great-grandfather passed away.
Catherine Maven 2 years ago
... especially in WINTER!! (and before you ask, some of us have Hot Flashes YEAR ROUND ... When I was looking for a car, I told them, "It MUST have power windows. When I'm driving, it's windows UP, windows DOWN - over and over again...")
Other reasons sarcasm is awesome include helping with social selection and adding authenticity to your feelings of affection. Not only does sarcasm filter out all the losers who just don’t get your sense of humor—people you probably wouldn’t want to be around anyway—but sprinkling some dichotomic humor about how hate is love might sound more genuine than it would if you, a sarcastic boi or gurl, said it more directly.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Mentally chanting, please don't talk to me, please don't try to befriend me, please leave me alone
Steve Robert 2 years ago
Plot twist: they fall in love, get married, and the two friends become brothers!
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Elizabeth Dittrich 2 years ago
Waking up and staying awake. Mine is medical though. I just hate sleeping 18 hours a day.
Another interesting turn of events is the idea that sarcasm, while potentially negative in nature, has the power to de-escalate conflicts. Folks who know us will not react in the same violent way as strangers would. By proxy, folks who know us will more likely crack up at hearing us blurt out something that’s “typical” from us, yet they still didn’t expect it.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
That is one way to let someone know that you know they broke any promise of privacy.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
If you are a creepy or sending unsolicited photos of unsolicited body parts, yes, we and everyone will laught and make jokes about your tiny winnie, whilst eating cheese and having a drink. We gonna do it year round.
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Pim Tempelaars 2 years ago
Yup. My kids do. The call it "Nintendo Ring" and it's their favourite toy
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SpirklePlatz 2 years ago
My kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Lambert, gave me one of these for my 5th birthday, in 1978. I loved it so much! And I loved her so much, too.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
I remember first seeing the bright plastic version at the store. Paper was better.
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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
You don't know who Xavier Wolf is?! JK I don't either
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Tuesday 2 years ago
Yeah, you had to ‘work extra hard’ to ‘make up’ for having fun. Mind you, we’d be ‘making up’ that time for the next 3 days minimum, and the ‘fun’ in question was probably an hour and a half playing a video game on the weekend
Brainmas 2 years ago
Yes! It always came with a lecture about how I got to play instead of doing chores.
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Terri Rimmer 2 years ago
My step dad counted the bread loaf to see if I made a sandwich when I wasn't supposed to.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
That's how I feel myself. I don't want to do things 2 days in a row
And speaking of conflict resolution, there’s the idea that sarcasm might have been a key part in our survival as a species. It actually pertains to the same idea that sarcasm is a certain kind of filter for friendships. It allows us to filter out friends from foes, but also, just the idea of having zero sarcastic sense and stopping to ponder someone’s sarcastic remark about being chased by a lion whilst being chased by a lion would quickly lead to a Darwin award.
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martymcmatrix 2 years ago
»I'm single because my name is Zach Galfianakis and when the rumors are true, I'm privately beyond worse than any other douchebag on this planet.«
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Mark Buxbaum 2 years ago
Carrying my tired, sleeping boy from the car all the way to his bed, feeling his weight on my shoulder, him sleeping soundly knowing that dad is holding him safely, will always be one of my favorite memories of my entire life.
Dr Robert Neville 2 years ago (edited)
My parents left me out there once when I did this, locked all the doors and left me for an hour
Pandamonium 2 years ago
I didn't have to fake sleep if it was at night. Riding in a dark car with the sound of the tires on the road was so relaxing.
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Joshua David 2 years ago
As an extreme introvert, I decided that I wanted to be a server. I didn't last the week. It was like opening night of a huge production at the start of every shift. I was awkward with them as well.
So, if you’ve enjoyed this bit of sarcasm and flat out fun, you bet your behind there’s more, and Bored Panda has it.
But if you need to call it a night because scrolling until 3AM is just not good for your future self, then why not just give us that upvote and maybe leave something sarcastic in the comment section and go get some rest!
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Or, this is just me, wash your face, use a moisturizer with a decent SPF, why the heck do I want to gunk up my pores with a serum? And I'm good to go
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Not the face wash since it gets rinsed off. I don't understand the "serum" part of the list, but I use a moisturizer with SPF 15 so it combined 2 on the list.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I have no skincare routine, and my skin was fine, until a few weeks ago when I suddenly got acne across my forehead! 33 years old and all of a sudden I get it, only in one place. I didn't even have more than two pimples at a time when I was a teenager!
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Silver Knight of the Union 2 years ago
If one kid can stay home alone and repel two robbers, I can too, mom.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
I loved being home alone. Looking back as an adult, it's a sign of the not pleasant home life.
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David Paterson 2 years ago
"Go back to their lairs, And I say to them, "Bears, Just look how I'm walking in all the squares!" And the little bears growl to each other, "He's mine, As soon ...
Kiki’sNotLookingBack 2 years ago
Step on a crack, break my momma’s back. Step on a line, break my momma’s spine.
Steve Robert 2 years ago
Step on a crack, you break your mother's back. Step on a stick, you break your father's.....
MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago
To me, it's like a sense of dread I can't remove that tells me this.
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VonBlade 2 years ago
I follow my sports teams on IG. I brought my partner a different sports jersey, unrelated to any of my accounts, all my IG ads were for her sports team not mine. I mean, I know it's a thing, but that's blatant.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
It's a creepy thing. A creepy big brother thing. And people don't have their hackles raised as much by the term big brother because of that stupid, stupid reality show. An insipid plan that worked by big brother. 😳😜
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Steve Robert 2 years ago
Just don't buy their stuff. Sneaky advertising only works if you fall for it.
Donald Crocker, Jr. 2 years ago
Modern advertising usually either means the company is sketchy and paying media to keep quiet or it's full on scams and links to phishing or hijack sites.
quentariel 2 years ago
I always dread googling diy christmas card ideas, because after that there's apparently nothing else I need in life than elfs and reindeers. And it lasts way too long.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
My daughter asked what a naked mole rat was. I typed "naked" into google and the only suggested results that came up were about naked mole rats.
Heather Vandegrift 2 years ago
I just moved where it gets cold enough to snow. I mentioned snow in ONE Facebook post, and suddenly Amazon is suggesting snow gear
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me 2 years ago (edited)
Y'all have a salary? My salary is literally so small it can't be seen without a microscope
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Gabi Lawson 1 year ago
Me still In grade school getting no sleep and getting paid in anxiety and other mental problems:
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
I love when I can have little bits of chopped salary in my beans... it ads soo much, almost like a real soup and not just a can of baked beans and added water to get every drop out of the can, so that you have to pretend to yourself that you've made a bean soup
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sturmwesen 2 years ago
"package time" when everyone starts unpacking their c**p
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Chilli 2 years ago
*sniff sniff, wipe eyes* My parents died three years before I was born in a kangaroo accident. I was given birth to at a very young age, and by the time I was ten I was only seven, and last week my dog was eaten by chocolate *sniff sniff, dramatic exhale* anyway... *completely fine* WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER! *insert head banging*
Marek Yanchurak 2 years ago
Well, acshwallie! When you're born you have all of your teeth, both baby and adult. It's just that none of them have erupted yet. I'd say google what a young child's skull looks like with the bone cut away to reveal all the teeth, but it's horrifying.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
The Janitor's attitude on Scrubs suddenly makes so much more sense!
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John Boy 2 years ago
Sorry to disagree, but "hiding" these mini-splits while keeping the esthetics of a place is a great way to keep areas air-conditioned at a very low cost.
Jill Rhodry 2 years ago
But won't the air just blow down - and the hot air damage the...thing hiding it?
Load More Replies... David Paterson 2 years ago
I've never understood why everyone with more money than sense always has lots of money.
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
We are looking to you guys, exploring the universe with your d**k shape toy, when the life in earth is getting worse, and war und stuff.
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Chris Cristo 2 years ago
1. I hope the top isn't closed to use as a shelf. 2. I don't want to see the rest of this house.
Aroha 2 years ago
Imagine being the guy who's gotta get in to clean the filters... Somebody get him a beer
Breadcrumb. 2 years ago (edited)
It's already clean, so many maids in and out dusting daily. The kind of house you don't mind being the occasional cleaner.
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Oh no, the horror of people seeing the AC unit while I keep more money in the bank or use it in a worthwhile charity. Not that I expect people to be noble about all expenditures no matter how much they have, but this just seems silly. It doesn't match the style of the room based on the moulding above it.
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Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
I listen to Doomer music, I speak NO Russian, except of course the popular cuss words. I make my own lyrics up. I am old, I can do that. Fight me.
David Paterson 2 years ago
I don't need to know the words of the national anthem, I'll just mime it.
Mam cymraeg 2 years ago
Omg I do this drives my husband mad best one was " ooh eee ooh I look just buddy holly ohoh not like mother fudging George "
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Dak Janiels 2 years ago
They didn't say "how", they -incorrectly- said "how come" meaning WHY. Based on the exchange, I'd assume it's because they are an A-hole.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Why do you need to call when we are texting? Leave me in peace now
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LarsLovesLanaForever 2 years ago
That's because us grandma's mastered Commodore 64's 40 years ago and were the guinea pigs on all this technology you're using.
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Keira Pendragon 2 years ago
I would remark that the next generation won't be so lucky, but I swear some of the younger generation is as clueless as my grandparents when it comes to how technology works >.>;
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Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
No you are a WOMAN. More amazing than a man . :)
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Jeff Gabrisl 2 years ago
No point in driving a stick these days, the new automatic transmissions shift faster and are better for mileage.
xczechr 2 years ago
A manual transmission is cheaper, and the car is far less likely to be stolen.
Load More Replies... Silver Knight of the Union 2 years ago
And they intend to keep it that way... I asked my dad if I could try manual drive and he said it'd be too hard for me.
AnonymousApple 2 years ago
Oh no, people taking advantage of better and more modern technology. That's never happened throughout history. I can drive a stick, and I actually like to, but it's not a barometer of my manhood.
René Sauer 2 years ago
Wow, how stupid... Can´t people just let others drive what they want with out judging them?
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Silver Knight of the Union 2 years ago
Key*s*? I only got one, and it's scratched all over from overusage.
the dancing demon (she/her) 2 years ago
It's even worse for me I have no idea what flirting really is
Kristel Høydal 2 years ago
Flirting with friends? Heck yeah. Being flirted with by a potential future partner?.... *panic!*
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Couragetcd 2 years ago
Wow, even the puppets can't get a raise, and they are controlled by strings and hands and machines.
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Cydney Golden 2 years ago
What are you complaining about? Teachers don't get to leave the room at all while teaching..not even for the bathroom.
DJR 2 years ago
I got to boot camp and the instructors would say "you need air, water, and push-ups; everything else you respectfully request" when anyone would say "I need". Permission for water is b******t.
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
I never would have survived... I'd have either taken my ** without permission or have killed or be killed to take it
Load More Replies... two-sided llama 2 years ago
you ahd to ask permission to use your waterbottle. I only had to ask to fill it up
Crybabyartist 2 years ago (edited)
When you ask someone else to punish you for money.. I guess.. As in for instance Joining anything that demands that you ask for anything your body needs., I.E. na army or a cult, .. . Anyone that would require another being to beg or trade or in any other way negotiate at a point of death for water/ air. should be locked in a box or water boarded for awhile .. just for their own positive correction
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Boopertrooperbette 2 years ago
Valentino Rossi always said the pizza delivery guys are the best riders in the world 😁
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VonBlade 2 years ago
I've never understood photon torpedos. The point of photons is they have no mass and fly through everything. So you're basically firing nothing at them and hoping it works.
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Edward Monks 2 years ago
there not uselss, NPCs pay attention to them, as does anyone role playing
Arthur Waite 2 years ago
Reading this, I thought, "Why is it unusual for the Greater Toronto Area to have traffic lights? I've lived in the GTA for years, and I sometimes stop at red. (Sorry, Canadian joke)
Ilyanna Gerzanich 2 years ago
"You're not useless, you could be used as a bad example" - no clue
Steve Robert 2 years ago
But you can only play if you can mark the squares that have a traffic light in them
Khall Khall 2 years ago
Mafia 1 or 2 used to make you obey traffic laws and cops would chase you if you broke them. Was a good game but hated that part.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
Do you get points for running into the traffic lights? I've never played, I was afraid of forming bad habits IRL.
Honcho Chorcoran 2 years ago
No points, just no consequences. Kind of like doing this in a number of major cities.
Load More Replies...Netizens have established a comedic haven online, with platforms like Instagram pages dedicated to sarcasm playing a major role. While exploring the humorous depths of the internet, you may come across fascinating musings on how sarcasm sharpens our creative faculties.
For a deeper dive into the world of sarcasm, the Instagram account 'Sarcasm_us' shows how relatable many find sarcasm in everyday interactions.
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martymcmatrix 2 years ago
Ode to this picture...why the hell does this guy have a conventional notepad and what is he writing down? Her mobile phone number? The whole thing looks more like she's giving him directions back to the police station. His first day alone, gun gone, cap lost, radio batteries forgotten...the usual stuff, you know...🙋🏽
Christof Irran 2 years ago
Well, the guy looks more like a mall cop rather than a real cop. I think him being a mall cop or a rent-a-cop should answer most of your questions.
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David Paterson 2 years ago (edited)
There are students who pretend to understand everything? Never met one. I have met one annoying student who pretended to have no idea when he actually knew everything.
French panda says ur worth it 2 years ago
I'm the smart one. Always have been. Not ashamed, why would I be? Nerds unite! 🤓
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BoredPossum 2 years ago
I think Japan counts the year from the last time they got a new emperor so it would be year 5 or something.
Load More Replies... Alan Mitchell 2 years ago
I'm curious American Pandas if asked for the date do you start with the month.... An then get asked what day of the month?
VonBlade 2 years ago
Ah but that's their logic for the way they write it. "What's the date?", "November 10th".
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Belladonna.dreams 2 years ago
I've been so conditioned that my brain can't even comprehend it any other way
Catherine Maven 2 years ago
If you're in Canada, there's really no concensus about date format. On a given day, you can run across the date written in about 10 different ways.
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Dumpster Fire 2 years ago
Do you want Flat Earthers? Because that's how you get Flat Earthers.
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David Paterson 2 years ago
Nice. I tend to do it using algebra. However, I now have two different proofs that pi is 6.
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Joshua David 2 years ago
I always used predictive text on my old phone like this. It always knew the word I was looking for and like anything, we get used to it. I remember when the SGH•D307 came out in 2005 and I thought I was going places.
Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
I remember the days of public phone box... I was waiting in front of the cinema, a young man of my age came up to me to ask me to make a number and to ask to speak to fatma if a man answered or to pass him the handset if a woman answered :)
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Catherine Maven 2 years ago
No, the wolves have TRAINED us monkeys to serve them food, buy them toys and take them places to play. They ARE dominant!
Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
We didn't actually descend from monkeys, but we and other monkeys (yes, we are technically monkeys - apes are a subset of monkeys, and we are apes) descended from a common ancestor.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
Too true, dammit! Also, that one person who takes several texts when one would do. You don't know when to start replying as the next text adds more info.
deejak 2 years ago
Multi-texts often occur when one tries to reply promptly. I usually leave an ellipsis to indicate more parts are coming.
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Silver Knight of the Union 2 years ago
He still had his owner's house to eat, poop, and live in, without paying bills.
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David Paterson 2 years ago
As a former engineering student. Why do I know far more about biology than my child with a biological science degree?
Joshua David 2 years ago
Probably how my boyfriend has a bachelor in science degree but doesn't know the periodic table.
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VonBlade 2 years ago
Oh my, if you truly believe that then just wait until you start growing hair under your arms and then we'll talk.
Corvus 2 years ago
Ah, the "female dog petitioner" (or at least that's the BP-friendly name for this meme).
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago
That's funny, because I only knew it as Yao Ming. I did some googling and found out what everyone else calls it.
Load More Replies... Catherine Maven 2 years ago
... No. THIS was the original internet Meme ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEH2fk0ONag (Hamster Dance!!)
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Rachel Parker 2 years ago
Ah, still young and full of 20% possibility. It’ll get to 100% chance of everything being cancelled. Then you can start working on just never making plans in the first place.
Catherine Maven 2 years ago
When friends called me up at 10:30 on a Friday to invite me out dancing with them, I said, "No! I'm already in my jammies!" - but after I hung up, I realized that YOUNG people miss out on SLEEP to have FUN, and OLD people miss out on FUN to have SLEEP. I'm not READY to be old yet, so I called them back and went out. Had a FANTASTIC time!
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lost hedgehog 2 years ago
me and my best friend both have crushes and we update each other everyday… it’s kinda fun ngl 😁
Thatglutenfreegirly 2 years ago
Me and my bestie have the same crush, its fun and awful
Load More Replies... Silver Knight of the Union 2 years ago
Too true, he sends me updates everyday. Sometimes I'm thankful I'm still single when listening to his stories.
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Year 12, I had to hang out with a whole heap of other people, because my friends often had meetings or rehearsals at lunchtime when I didn't. Actually turned out to be a pretty good year.
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
The meaning of October comes from the Latin word Octo meaning eight. The old Roman calendar started in March, so October was the eighth month. When the Roman senate changed the calendar in 153 BCE, the new year started in January, and October became the tenth month. (Shamelessly copied from a googled page )
Lesbian Thespian 2 years ago
it was originally but then Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar added July and August so now it's the tenth. Hope that helps :) #nerdygrammarschoolperson
Joshua 2 years ago
Whoever changed the calendar should be stabbed to death… Wait! He was! 😂
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Robert Trebor 2 years ago
I remember fondly the $20 (once $50) tips from my 1966 newspaper route. Unreported income.
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VonBlade 2 years ago
HD never even crossed my mind. I immediately went to skateboarding.
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Robert Trebor 2 years ago
Didn't say it had to be right after 720. 1080 is correct. So is 720.0000000000000000000000000000000000001
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Beans 2 years ago
Yeah well 'Ceaser' was probably pronounced Kaeser but im never going to use that. And the guy who created gifs says it's jif like giraffe. What can you do. Sometimes you just gotta let people mispronounce things. *Shrug*
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Crazy Meerkat Lady 2 years ago
I read this as: "I don't care about your pie onion...punion.... onion pie onion.... OPINION G*D DAMMIT!!!!!"
Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
the time they understand, you have peace (and fun looking at theirs faces )
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Keira Pendragon 2 years ago
Both are terrible, should have been charging it before it dropped below 20% Phone Batteries should not be drained or overcharged, both are bad for them.
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Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
You poke it into the small hole on the side of your phone to get the sim/memory card tray to slide out.
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Show thyself 2 years ago
I have at least 3 and put them into 3 different 'so that I know where they are when I need them again'-places ... I use a pin or a needle to open up the SIM/SD-slot. :/
Edward Monks 2 years ago
i bluetack one of these to the inside of my drawer, so i know where it always is
Khall Khall 2 years ago
I have 3 on my keychain. But the points break off so only one works. The other two just stay there because I'm too lazy to take them off.
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Lea Ward 2 years ago
If you don't have crippling heightened anxiety and worry someone will murder you then yes it's fun :)
David Paterson 2 years ago
If you don't worry that you might accidentally murder someone, them yes it is fun.
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Robert Trebor 2 years ago
Used to be if you saw people walking down the street talking to themselves, you crossed to the other side because you though they were nuts. Now they're talking on the phone. Still nuts, but high tech nuts, these days.
Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago
I don’t care, I talk to myself all day, you have to understand this
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BookFanatic 2 years ago (edited)
(hugs) for all the BPs. Unless you don't like being touched. (friendly waves)
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VonBlade 2 years ago
So you just let the ice-cream melt all down your wrist? Okay. Also if you really ate it like that you'd have the courage to take a photo of it, and not use a lemonade-ice photo instead.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Well if it's an almond Magnum then I peel all the chocolate off and put to the side, eat the ice-cream and then savor that delicious chocolate. But yeah, they should've used actual pics even it doesn't look the pretiest
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Show thyself 2 years ago
The provider I work for has black week' atm - 1€ down payment & ~29€-59€ monthly (depending on the contract). -- that's how -- Still stupid in my eyes. Buy a decent Smartphone for 150€-250€ and a basic SIM-only contract for ~15€ (~15gB). Most likely enough for the average User.
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
But after you get her, "together" goes back to being difficult too.
martymcmatrix 2 years ago
Awesome is easy. Awe-some is difficult. ••• Beside that, he missed a full stop in the first teacher......sorry, in the first picture...🙋🏽
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Tim Douglass 2 years ago
As a counselor, if you think this way you are not ready to get married.
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Beans 2 years ago
Uh the galaxy series has amazing cameras, my old s7 (I keep it downstairs if I wanna snap a quick pic or check a message if I've forgotten my phone upstairs) *still* takes great photos and I get compliments on them from my friends.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
A friend of mine was amazed at my S7's picture quality. I only recently upgraded and got another Galaxy. I couldn't afford a newer model so I ended up with an s10. I've been really happy with it so far.
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Crybabyartist 2 years ago
Back in the day---- Nokia 7.2 comes with a 48MP main camera and special Zeiss optics. Are we devolving? Yes and paying more.
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Corvus 2 years ago
Maybe for the same reason healthy people are expert at giving advice to sick people ;)
David Paterson 2 years ago
Single people advising on relationships, that's a therapist. Healthy people advising on illness, that's a doctor. Neither advice is really useful.
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David Paterson 2 years ago
Good point! Perhaps the key to success in the future is working a job so gross that nobody else will do it - so you become the number one expert in the world. A pity that that's just a utopian dream.
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Silver Knight of the Union 2 years ago
How do I trust this wasn't planned by you? You are in the top of the list for pete's sake!
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Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago
No, obviously, they went to a bunch of photos next to each other
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French panda says ur worth it 2 years ago
Yes. Simple order of operations. Do the 6*0 then the +6+6+6 and get 18.
Load More Replies... Bored Retsuko 2 years ago
No because you have to multiplication first (6x0 part), then that leaves three 6 to be added together.
Load More Replies... Corvus 2 years ago
Only if there are brackets... which I don't see anywhere ;)
Load More Replies... Mimi La Souris 2 years ago
the only person I trust is my PC calculator, and she says 0 en "standart" and 18 on "scientist"
David Paterson 2 years ago
"The plane can take off from the conveyor belt" Vs "the plane can't take off from the conveyor belt" screaming match. The truth - the original question is ambiguous as to frame of reference.
Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago
It makes no difference if the 6+6 part goes on until it reaches 24000, once you multiply by 0 it can ONLY be 0.
tameson 2 years ago
You do the multiplication first, then the addition. So the only 6 that turns zero is the last one. Then you add the other three sixes that are left and get 18.
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Lea Ward 2 years ago
As a girl. Nope not at all. Don't have 1 female friend to rant to so secrets are safe with me
Book Nerd (she/her) 2 years ago
I have one friend that I tell everything to, and she tells me everything (I think)
Load More Replies... Isa's left eye 2 years ago
No, but I will send screenshots and whisper-rant to one friend who knows all the background cause he's been there since before the drama even began to develop
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