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Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.

Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

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Betty Rubble
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all

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I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

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#3

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

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Michèle Gyselinck
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good grief! Put the kid to bed and let her cry herself to sleep. Maybe Mom needed the time out. She's lucky she even has a Dad to read her a story with the divorce rate.

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AspieGirl88
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's lucky her dad actually wants to spend time with her. My dad no longer cares about me. He didn't come to see me when I was on life-support with sepsis & they said I wouldn't survive. He didn't come to see me after they sent me home, confined to my wheelchair or else my "at-home" hospital bed. And he didn't come to see me on my 30th birthday either (nor was there even a birthday card in the post or a voicemail on the phone), so he obviously cares more about his partner & her family than me. Just goes to show, though; some dads are nice & others are just a******s. Thank goodness I've still got my mum, my 2 older sisters & my 8 nieces/nephews. Otherwise it would be so much worse than it is already... ✨💔✨

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endelbendel
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A good time for father to stop being just a buddy to the kid.

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Fran Thomas
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet the mum bought that book so that she didn't have to be the one reading every time

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#4

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

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Bella Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!

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#5

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

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#6

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

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#7

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

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#8

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

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#9

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

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#10

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

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Bella Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)

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#12

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

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Phoebe Bean
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"

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#13

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

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#14

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

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#15

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

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#16

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

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Braineating Spleen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.

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#17

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

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#18

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

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#19

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...

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#20

Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

 Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...

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#21

I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an a*****e parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.

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#22

I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

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#23

I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

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Bella Smith
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand

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#24

Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

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Randy Inbred
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!

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#27

Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

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#28

His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

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SnowyLynx
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just tell him that he still has them and that they are making him happy

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#29

We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.

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#30

I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

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#31

Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)

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#32

When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

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#33

Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

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#34

His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

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#35

Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

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Kristin Latta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car

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#36

"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

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Nadja Lambacher
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"

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#37

I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

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#39

Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

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#40

My Shoes Don't Fit Her

My Shoes Don't Fit Her

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#42

He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

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#43

We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

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#44

The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

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#45

He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

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#47

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

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#48

We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

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#50

She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

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#51

I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

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Dian Ella Lillie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.

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#52

He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

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#53

Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

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#55

I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

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#57

I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

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#58

He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

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Jessica Temple
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son did this because he didn't want to have to use the walker to learn he was devastated ice skating didn't come naturally to him.

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#59

Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

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#61

I Turned The Water On For His Bath

I Turned The Water On For His Bath

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They hate baths, they hate naps, they hate eating... Seriously, kids don't know the good things in life....

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#62

I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

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#63

All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

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Heidrance
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How am I expected to defeat the patriarchy with you persistent need to define my worth by my physical appearance!?!"

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#64

I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

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#65

She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Well, Honey, it's like this: we ran out of ponytail bands"

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#66

He Ate All Of The Blueberries

He Ate All Of The Blueberries

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#68

He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

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#69

I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

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#70

Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

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Alia G.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When i was little i used to ask for coffee and my folks would give me chocolate milk, was really disappointed when i tasted real coffee...

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#71

Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

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#72

The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

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Jessica Temple
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man buddy, that is some real emotional pain you've dug yourself into.

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#73

It’s Not His Birthday

It’s Not His Birthday

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#74

He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

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#75

She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

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#79

Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon

Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon

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Cecily C
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give her the sticker and tell her that all fruit comes with free stickers for kids.

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#80

I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor

I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor

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#81

He's Crying Because He's Stuck In His Brother's Underwear

He's Crying Because He's Stuck In His Brother's Underwear

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#83

Captain Kirk's Feet Won't Fit In The Container Sideways

Captain Kirk's Feet Won't Fit In The Container Sideways

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#84

31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table

31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table

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#85

He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic

He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, to me he looks more like he's really upset about losing his fish - it was THIS BIG mum.

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#86

Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row

Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row

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#87

Because We Can't Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments

Because We Can't Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments

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#88

Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa

Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa

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#89

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat His Shoe

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat His Shoe

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#90

Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can

Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can

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Nikki🦄
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*20 years later in theapy.* "all iwanted was to eat the garbage can. i feel do lost..."

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#91

I Turned Off Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"

I Turned Off Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"

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#92

I "Ruthlessly" Made Him Put His Own Socks On

I "Ruthlessly" Made Him Put His Own Socks On

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#94

When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself...

When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself...

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#96

I Wouldn't Let Her Have A Bottle Of Antifreeze

I Wouldn't Let Her Have A Bottle Of Antifreeze

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#97

Because I Stood On The "Wrong Step" To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs

Because I Stood On The "Wrong Step" To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs

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Alwin Langevoort
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn’t care in this situation. Up the stairs, I’m right behind you. Down the stairs, right in front of you. NO exceptions.

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#98

I'm Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore

I'm Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore

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#99

Because I Wouldn't Let Him Touch Dog Poo

Because I Wouldn't Let Him Touch Dog Poo

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#100

He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game

He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game

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#101

Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart

Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart

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#102

He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It's 'Broken

He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It's 'Broken

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#103

I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn't Flush Her Fig Newton

I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn't Flush Her Fig Newton

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#104

I Wouldn't Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water

I Wouldn't Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water

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#105

She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them

She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them

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#106

She Doesn't Like My Hair Down

She Doesn't Like My Hair Down

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't be the first time she saw it down. Children are contrary creatures.

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#108

Notice Jack's Tantrum Because It's Carl's Turn To Vacuum

Notice Jack's Tantrum Because It's Carl's Turn To Vacuum

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#109

"I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It's Wet!"

"I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It's Wet!"

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#110

He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove

He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove

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#111

When Daddy Goes To Work

When Daddy Goes To Work

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Adria Rhodes
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had that exact reaction when dad left for work, I missed Captain Kangaroo or The Price is Right (Bob Barker addition).

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#112

He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off

He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off

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#113

I Won't Let Him Violently Throw The Shells

I Won't Let Him Violently Throw The Shells

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#114

He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table

He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table

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Justine Marion
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have made a photo montage before getting him out, that is hilarious. If you don't have kids to make fun of them you are missing out.

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#115

This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By "Sorry, We're Out Of Blueberries"

This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By "Sorry, We're Out Of Blueberries"

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#116

She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions

She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions

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#117

I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table

I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table

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#118

No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose

No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose

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Sarah Birch
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine would let it happen and the cat allowed herself to be dragged across the wood floor by a back leg. Guess I've got very patient pets

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#119

When The Package That Came Isn’t For You

When The Package That Came Isn’t For You

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#121

She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn't Say "Bless You" Fast Enough

She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn't Say "Bless You" Fast Enough

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#122

When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons

When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons

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#123

Because I Won't Let Him Climb To His Death

Because I Won't Let Him Climb To His Death

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#126

She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now "I No Like It!"

She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now "I No Like It!"

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#128

He's Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll

He's Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll

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#129

Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time

Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time

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Susann Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love those little cabbages, but not when I was young. They were bitter and just gross. Pass the pork and beans please .

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#131

I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis

I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Walking up to random houses? This is how people meet their new BBF... or their killer...

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#132

Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid

Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid

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Justine Marion
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This will be great for posterity. This would be the one I pull out for the significant other meetings

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#133

Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast

Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast

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#134

I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad

I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad

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#136

I Wouldn't Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself

I Wouldn't Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself

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#137

Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray

Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray

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#138

I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop

I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop

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#139

Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store

Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store

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#140

I Wouldn't Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle

I Wouldn't Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle

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#141

Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook

Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook

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#142

Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary

Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary

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#143

I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor

I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor

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#144

She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her

She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her

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#145

We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills

We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills

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#146

There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich

There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich

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#147

Mom Wouldn't Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses

Mom Wouldn't Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses

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#148

I Told Him He Couldn't Water The Grass While It Was Raining

I Told Him He Couldn't Water The Grass While It Was Raining

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#149

I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle

I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle

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#150

I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing

I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds like my dogs. They see me eating, they want some. I tell them "I don't eat your dog food'

#152

She Can't Pick Up The Pillow... That She's Sitting On

She Can't Pick Up The Pillow... That She's Sitting On

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#154

He's Mad Because He Can't Reach His Thomas Train

He's Mad Because He Can't Reach His Thomas Train

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#155

I Told Her She Couldn't Drive The Car Home

I Told Her She Couldn't Drive The Car Home

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#156

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat A Dog Bone

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat A Dog Bone

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He learned an important lesson: Children and dogs are different species.

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#157

Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream

Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream

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Jessica Temple
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my boys complain about this all the time. One desert a day is child abuse I am told.

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#158

I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For

I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For

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#159

We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted

We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted

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#160

When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t

When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t

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#161

I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth

I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth

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#162

She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite

She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite

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#163

I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee

I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee

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#164

His Cookie Broke When He Bit It

His Cookie Broke When He Bit It

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#165

I Wouldn't Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again

I Wouldn't Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again

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#166

He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt... And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It

He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt... And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It

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#167

I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast

I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast

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#168

I Wouldn't Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk

I Wouldn't Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk

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#169

Reasons My Kid Is Crying

Reasons My Kid Is Crying

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#170

I Wouldn't Let Him Touch The Hot Stove

I Wouldn't Let Him Touch The Hot Stove

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanted to, the lady minding me let me, never intentionally did that again. Ah the 70s great time to raise kids.

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#171

He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One

He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One

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#172

There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined

There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined

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#173

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast

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Jessica Temple
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, just let him have it.... at least he's getting a serving of veggies. IDK, choose your battles.

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#174

He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To

He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To

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#175

He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots

He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots

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#176

Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying

Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying

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#177

Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!

Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!

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#178

He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn't Put A Shirt On Him

He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn't Put A Shirt On Him

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#179

I Didn't Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door

I Didn't Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door

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Susann Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Open it and look out side and say good nigh or good by and let him close the door.

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#180

I Put The Straw In The Caprisun

I Put The Straw In The Caprisun

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Jessica Temple
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can barely get those dang straws in .... she should be thankful for the frustration you saved her from!

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#181

Because It's Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents

Because It's Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents

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#182

I Won't Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth

I Won't Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth

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#183

I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”

I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”

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#184

He Couldn't Lift The Car To Put It Into The House

He Couldn't Lift The Car To Put It Into The House

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#185

My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn't Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm

My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn't Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm

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#186

Mom And Dad Won't Stop Singing 'Boyz Ii Men's 'End Of The Road'

Mom And Dad Won't Stop Singing 'Boyz Ii Men's 'End Of The Road'

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#187

He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried.... Toddler Logic

He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried.... Toddler Logic

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He had already rehearsed in case you said no and didn't want it to go to waste.

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#188

His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It

His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It

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#189

I Won't Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch

I Won't Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch

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#190

Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue

Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue

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#191

I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper

I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper

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#192

I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad

I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad

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#193

I Wouldn't Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole

I Wouldn't Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole

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#194

His Taco Fell Apart

His Taco Fell Apart

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Jessica Temple
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel your pain kid. This is a hard thing to have to come to terms with.... and it just keeps happening.

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#195

I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times

I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first question that comes to my mind is, why did you buy this annoying thing??? Couldn't you see this coming???

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#196

I Won't Let Her Drink My Wine

I Won't Let Her Drink My Wine

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#197

Mommy Wouldn't Let Me Lick Her Phone

Mommy Wouldn't Let Me Lick Her Phone

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#198

Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat

Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat

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#199

When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested

When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested

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#200

I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was

I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was

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#201

Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub

Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub

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#202

He Can't Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time

He Can't Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time

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#204

Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down

Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down

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#205

I Won't Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack

I Won't Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack

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#206

I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake

I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake

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#207

I Won't Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll

I Won't Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll

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#208

Her Corn Dog Was 'Ripped'

Her Corn Dog Was 'Ripped'

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#209

The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough

The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Throw that mess in the freezer. Cooled down in thirty seconds.

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#210

Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio

Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say hello to the mom and dad! Brother, sister, are really glad! Say hello to the baby with a twinkle in his eye!

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#211

Her Drink Didn't Look Like Everyone Else's

Her Drink Didn't Look Like Everyone Else's

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#212

I Told Him He Couldn't Eat His Lollipop Stick

I Told Him He Couldn't Eat His Lollipop Stick

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#213

I Won't Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister's Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil

I Won't Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister's Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil

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#214

He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies

He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies

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#216

I Wouldn't Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving

I Wouldn't Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how can you drive your car with the chest piece at his belly button and not his chest bone!!!

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#217

He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother

He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dogs used to do this. One would wait for the other to finish before starting her own so the first one thought she had more and then there would be a fight. Every time.

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#218

I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet

I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet

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#219

Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges...

Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges...

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#220

Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike

Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike

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Joanna Maynard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why buy him a bike that is too big for him and leave it where he can see it. Of course he wants to use it, it is his. Hide it away until he is big enough for it.

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#222

I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove

I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove

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#223

I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On Power Cords

I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On Power Cords

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#224

I Wouldn't Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target

I Wouldn't Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they'll believe it's your emotional assistance cat.

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#225

Told Him "No" To Playing In Toilet Water

Told Him "No" To Playing In Toilet Water

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#226

My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles... While I'm Blowing Him Bubbles

My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles... While I'm Blowing Him Bubbles

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#227

She Didn't Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth

She Didn't Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth

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#228

His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It

His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It

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#229

I Wouldn't Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth

I Wouldn't Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth

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#230

I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch

I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whay do so many of these kids have what looks like tight bead necklaces? Seems dangerous to me.

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#231

He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It

He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It

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#232

I Told Her She Was Adorable

I Told Her She Was Adorable

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#233

I Wouldn't Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor

I Wouldn't Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor

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#235

She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.

She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.

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#237

I Closed The Fridge Door

I Closed The Fridge Door

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#238

Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer

Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer

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Jessica Temple
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see patients 0-5 in my clinic, and this is always a break down when I won't allow them to open my desk drawers and scatter my files all around the office. You'd be surprised how many parents are annoyed I won't allow this to happen as well!!

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#239

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor

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#240

I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It

I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It

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#241

He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me

He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me

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#242

His Napkin Got Dirty

His Napkin Got Dirty

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some kids with autism or ADHD benefits from having headphones on. So there's not so many noises/interference. At least we use it in schools in Denmark. It could be the same reason.

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#243

I Wouldn't Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth

I Wouldn't Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth

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#244

I Won't Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots

I Won't Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots

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#245

I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way

I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way

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#246

Gave Him The Scone He Asked For...

Gave Him The Scone He Asked For...

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#247

He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It

He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It

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#248

Because We Had To Come Back Inside

Because We Had To Come Back Inside

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I do remember my mum being similarly wrong about making us come back inside. Parents.

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#249

I Wouldn't Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse

I Wouldn't Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse

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#250

He Didn't Want Salsa On His Burrito

He Didn't Want Salsa On His Burrito

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#251

I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers

I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers

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#252

I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side

I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side

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#254

Daddy Took The Garbage Outside

Daddy Took The Garbage Outside

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#255

She Didn't Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders

She Didn't Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders

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#256

Because He Can't Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket...

Because He Can't Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket...

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Give him a barbell, and he will look like the guy on his shirt

#258

He's Stuck In A Box. Don't Worry, I Helped... And He's Over Exaggerating A Bit

He's Stuck In A Box. Don't Worry, I Helped... And He's Over Exaggerating A Bit

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#259

Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough

Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough

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#260

Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight

Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight

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Nostalgic Hyena
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember when I used to play with sink water when I was about 7 and I remember getting upset for a similar reason..

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#261

I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren't Dhs Approved Toys

I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren't Dhs Approved Toys

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#262

I Opened The Door He Just Shut

I Opened The Door He Just Shut

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karisha_mccarthy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kid is having a ruff day. This is the third pic of the same kid with the same shirt.

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#264

How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too

How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too

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#265

You Can't Read Books In The Bathtub

You Can't Read Books In The Bathtub

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#266

He Is Crying Because It Isn't Raining Yet

He Is Crying Because It Isn't Raining Yet

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#267

It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn't Going To Be Another One Next Week

It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn't Going To Be Another One Next Week

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#269

I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek

I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek

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#270

I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down

I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down

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#271

Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday

Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday

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#272

He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald's Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One

He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald's Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One

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#273

This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can

This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can

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#274

I Won't Let Her Eat Mulch

I Won't Let Her Eat Mulch

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've actually heard of pregnant women eating dirt (in the American South)

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#275

Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong

Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's just grumpy bc he lost 2 hours sleep. That makes me pretty grumpy

#276

I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry

I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry

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#277

She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did

She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did

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#278

Mom Won't Let Me Eat Chapstick

Mom Won't Let Me Eat Chapstick

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if it's that cherry flavored kind, who can blame him

#279

I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Coffee

I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Coffee

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#280

Mommy Won't Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table

Mommy Won't Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table

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#281

Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous

Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous

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#282

I Turned Off Paw Patrol

I Turned Off Paw Patrol

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#283

I Told Him He Can't Swim In His Pjs

I Told Him He Can't Swim In His Pjs

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Eleanor Ragsdale
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The two things he probably likes most. And they don't go together. Swimming in PJs would get wet pj's that the dryer will steal.

#284

He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car

He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car

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#285

His Shoes Wouldn't Fit In His Mailbox

His Shoes Wouldn't Fit In His Mailbox

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#286

Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time

Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time

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#287

I Wouldn't Let Him Vacuum

I Wouldn't Let Him Vacuum

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Gracie Mae
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHY ON EARTH NOT? it's never too early to let them learn how to clean! by the time they're a teen, the novelty will have worn off--let them vacuum, sweep or anything else they WANT to do! (within reason, of course, and as long as they aren't getting hurt)

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#288

When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook

When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook

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The Laugh Fan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Non parent asking this question but why not wake them up for dinner? She probably won't sleep properly when she does go to bed now.

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#289

I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For

I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For

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#290

I Wouldn't Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal

I Wouldn't Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal

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Chris Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why not? you put it on your own breakfast. nothing wrong with a bit of harmless trial and error. some of these posts i honestly have to ask "why not." Salt on cereal is an odd one, but let em try it and see why not. Some of the other posts like "i wont let her touch the stove" make perfect sense - but you should still tell the kid why they should not as opposed to something like "because i said so" (which is what we heard a lot of when growing up)

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#291

Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot

Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot

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#292

I Won't Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade

I Won't Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade

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#293

We Wouldn't Let Him Eat Dog Food

We Wouldn't Let Him Eat Dog Food

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Heidrance
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in my experience, the quickest cure for wanting to eat pet food is to eat pet food.

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#294

I Wouldn't Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I'm An Asshole.

I Wouldn't Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I'm An Asshole.

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#295

Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn't Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.

Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn't Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.

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#296

This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did

This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, I'm not sure, but isn't he a little old to be upset by something like that?

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#297

I Put A "Lid" On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich

I Put A "Lid" On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich

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#298

The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers

The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers

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#299

There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn't Brush Her Teeth

There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn't Brush Her Teeth

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#300

Last Piece Of Birthday Cake

Last Piece Of Birthday Cake

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see a lot of high chairs with food served directly on the tray. Makes more sense than a plate they can pick up and toss.

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#301

We Ran Out Of String Cheese

We Ran Out Of String Cheese

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#302

I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair

I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair

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#303

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if she found it on the table, she would be allowed to eat it? Lol

#304

I Wouldn't Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner

I Wouldn't Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mommy paid a lot for that eyeliner. Here's a crayon instead

#305

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen

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Gracie Mae
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why not? what's it going to hurt? let her try, she'll see she can't & hopefully learn a lesson. sometimes i don't understand why parents turn teaching moments into wars--it could've been a teaching moment!

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#306

I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him

I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him

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#307

I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse

I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse

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#309

He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”

He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”

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#310

I'm A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath...

I'm A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath...

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#311

When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation

When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation

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#313

“I Want To Do A Dance With Music!"

“I Want To Do A Dance With Music!"

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#314

She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional. but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional.
but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

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#316

Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog's "Finger Piggies", So I Told Her He Doesn't Have Any

Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog's "Finger Piggies", So I Told Her He Doesn't Have Any

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#317

"You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!"

"You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!"

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like someone didn't want to finish eating dinner

#318

She Changed Her Mind

She Changed Her Mind

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#319

Because His Brother Won't Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him

Because His Brother Won't Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him

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#321

I Tried To Feed Him Dinner

I Tried To Feed Him Dinner

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#322

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When she gets hungry later, remind her that's all she wanted.

#323

I Won't Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food

I Won't Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the way it's packaged..... Even I would think it's kid food, until I read it. And this child is too young to read.

#325

The Moment He Realized He Wasn't Invited To His Sister's Play Date With Her School Friends

The Moment He Realized He Wasn't Invited To His Sister's Play Date With Her School Friends

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#327

She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No

She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No

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#328

He's Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can't Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can

He's Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can't Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can

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#329

Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don't Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight

Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don't Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight

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#330

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First

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#331

She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One

She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let her try the old one on, and feel that it doesn't fit anymore.

#333

You Can't Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time

You Can't Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time

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#334

If Y'all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There

If Y'all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There

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#335

Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won't Fit On The Motorcycle

Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won't Fit On The Motorcycle

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#336

My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed

My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed

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#338

Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs

Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs

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#340

Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A "Bite" So After Making Him Lunch... He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely

Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A "Bite" So After Making Him Lunch... He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely

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Nubmaeme
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Down vote if you want to but I firmly believe that if you start giving in to such nonsense, it will only get worse as they get older. When it came to meals, my Dad believed in "eat or go hungry". He didn't make any distinction whether we were 2 or 20. We ate what Mom put on the table for us and we kept our mouths shut. If we didn't eat, we were not allowed anything except water until the next meal. And I raised my family the same way.

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#341

I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee

I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee

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Jessica Temple
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He knows that coffee has antioxidants that are good for you and Coke Zero is, well... not.

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#342

Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!

Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!

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#343

When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You're Also 2 And Don't Want Photographic Evidence

When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You're Also 2 And Don't Want Photographic Evidence

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So don't take the picture. She'd probably be okay another day wearing it.

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#344

She Couldn't Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt

She Couldn't Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt

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#345

I Wouldn't Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner

I Wouldn't Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner

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The Laugh Fan
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why on earth couldn't she go in the kitchen? Did he throw the knives into the draw from a distance or something? There may be a good explanation I know but sometimes parents have bizarre reasons. I thought it as a child and I still think it as an adult.

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#346

He Woke Up And Didn't Like That Mommy Was In The Bathroom

He Woke Up And Didn't Like That Mommy Was In The Bathroom

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Chelle Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The moment you get that bubble bath drawn they magically wake up & need you. Motherhood LOL

#347

I Told Her She Couldn't Have More Milk Until She Eats Some Of Her Dinner

I Told Her She Couldn't Have More Milk Until She Eats Some Of Her Dinner

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#348

I Poured Ice Down The Sink

I Poured Ice Down The Sink

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#350

He Wanted To Bring Me My Phone But I Had Already Asked Jace

He Wanted To Bring Me My Phone But I Had Already Asked Jace

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#351

He Didn't Want To Get Out Of The Car

He Didn't Want To Get Out Of The Car

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#352

I Made Her Sit Still For 2 Minutes Taking Her 11 Month Picture

I Made Her Sit Still For 2 Minutes Taking Her 11 Month Picture

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Chelle Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this photo was ohh so much better than trying later? Just saying. LOL

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#353

Her French Fry Was Broken And Not Big Enough

Her French Fry Was Broken And Not Big Enough

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BusLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just don't eat it. There's more than 1 french fry in the bag

#354

I Wouldn't Let Him Throw His Green Beans On The Floor

I Wouldn't Let Him Throw His Green Beans On The Floor

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#356

Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Stuff His Mouth With Any More Crackers

Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Stuff His Mouth With Any More Crackers

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#358

So Apparently I’m A Monster Bc I Wouldn’t Let Her Have Her Fruit Snack Before She Put On Her Jacket

So Apparently I’m A Monster Bc I Wouldn’t Let Her Have Her Fruit Snack Before She Put On Her Jacket

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Eleanor Ragsdale
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would want to give her a thing of fruit snacks, then eat 20 bags in one sitting.

#359

When The Ice Cream Man Drives Away And You Didn't Get Anything

When The Ice Cream Man Drives Away And You Didn't Get Anything

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#360

He Thought There Would Be Biscuits With Dinner

He Thought There Would Be Biscuits With Dinner

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#361

When Your "Balloon No Working"

When Your "Balloon No Working"

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Molly Tallmadge
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha, when I was little, I popped a balloon. I then yelled "MY BAWOON IT BOKEN!" a my mom for 20 minutes,

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#362

His Rattle Won't Fit Through The Crib Slats

His Rattle Won't Fit Through The Crib Slats

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#363

She Climbed Up The Outside Furniture The Wrong Way And Got Stuck

She Climbed Up The Outside Furniture The Wrong Way And Got Stuck

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#364

He's Upset Because I Let Him Cut The Top Off Of The Popsicle That He Asked To Cut The Top Off Of. Twice

He's Upset Because I Let Him Cut The Top Off Of The Popsicle That He Asked To Cut The Top Off Of. Twice

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#365

I Won't Seat In A Chair At The Table So She Can Sit In My Lap

I Won't Seat In A Chair At The Table So She Can Sit In My Lap

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