Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.


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Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1 Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

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Betty Rubble 2 months ago

And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all

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#4 Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

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Bella Smith 2 months ago

Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!

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#6 Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

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Hope Floats 2 months ago

100% sure mum has never had a 'poop' in private,so can understand his frustration and confusion...Ha ha ha ha...

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#8 I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

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Randy Inbred 2 months ago

No more staying out all night either young lady!!

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#10 He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

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Bella Smith 2 months ago

When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)

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