Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.

Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

jossiebean Report

Betty Rubble 1 year ago

And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all

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#2

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

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Monika Rhodes 1 year ago

'Don't leave meeeeee....'

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#3

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

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Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

Dad 0-1 Mom....according to the kid...

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#4

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

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Bella Smith 1 year ago

Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!

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#5

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

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Yvonne Bernal 1 year ago

I whine for wine!

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#6

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

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Hope Floats 1 year ago

100% sure mum has never had a 'poop' in private,so can understand his frustration and confusion...Ha ha ha ha...

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#7

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

lindseyraezollner Report

Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

Plot thickens...

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#8

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

Shelby G Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

No more staying out all night either young lady!!

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#9

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

ellendejaneres Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

But you get a nice breeze....

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#10

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

Jameson W.‬ Report

Bella Smith 1 year ago

When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)

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#11

She Farted And Got A Fright

She Farted And Got A Fright

thekellymae Report

Heidi Golff 1 year ago

My dog does the same thing........

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#12

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

Sarah S Report

Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

"...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"

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#13

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

Anne S. Report

Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

So, she lost "control"...

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#14

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

Caroline B Report

Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

He is sensing a new baby brother/sister is coming soon...

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#15

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

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Randy Inbred 1 year ago

He was going for a more formal look.

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#16

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

Kristen F Report

Braineating Spleen 1 year ago

Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.

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#17

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

Danean Report

frederic eeckman 1 year ago

You can try to sit him :D

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#18

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

Amy I. Report

The Laugh Fan 1 year ago

Okay, now this one I'm worried about!!

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#19

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

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Dian Ella Lillie 1 year ago

Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...

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#20

Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

 Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

carrieraber Report

Dian Ella Lillie 1 year ago

I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...

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#21

I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

randellnicole Report

Dian Ella Lillie 1 year ago

I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an asshole parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.

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#22

I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

composinglola Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

My wife doesn't let me do that either. Except on my birthday.

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#23

I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

shannanigansam Report

Bella Smith 1 year ago

it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand

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#24

Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

veganmomofmany Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!

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#25

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

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Anna Krūmiņa 1 year ago

I want to hug her :(

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#26

Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

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Nadja Lambacher 1 year ago

love the hair

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#27

Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

jossiebean Report

Nanette Cordell 1 year ago

And here starts the "girls must go to the bathroom together" saga.....

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#28

His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

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SnowyLynx 1 year ago

Just tell him that he still has them and that they are making him happy

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#29

We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

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Dian Ella Lillie 1 year ago

It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.

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#30

I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

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Kiahna 1 year ago

Just give to her! She wanted it!

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#31

Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

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Dian Ella Lillie 1 year ago

I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)

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#32

When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

saroy Report

#33

Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

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SnowyLynx 1 year ago

Get her some icream to attempt a Banana split

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#34

His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

the_will.is_strong Report

Daria B 1 year ago

I kind of empathise with this kid....

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#35

Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

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Kristin Latta 1 year ago

yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car

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#36

"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

Kat O. Report

Nadja Lambacher 1 year ago

Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"

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#37

I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

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Alia G. 1 year ago

But he wanted to!!

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#38

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

Jennifer C Report

SnowyLynx 1 year ago

Did your vote count?

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#39

Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

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ChickyChicky 1 year ago

Someone is very tired!

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#40

My Shoes Don't Fit Her

My Shoes Don't Fit Her

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Daria B 1 year ago

The struggle starts early... *sigh*

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#41

Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

jossiebean Report

Kiss Army 1 year ago

Amen!!

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#42

He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

Ashley G.‬ Report

SnowyLynx 1 year ago

Patience young one, it’ll be here soon...

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#43

We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

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The Laugh Fan 1 year ago

Now that's just cruel - he's clearly learned from the dog.

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#44

The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

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Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

oh, that annoying guest taking advantage of her hospitality

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#45

He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

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Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

Toy Story 2? Toy Story 3? Toy StorE???

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#46

I Told Her I Loved Her

I Told Her I Loved Her

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Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

She expected "I adore you"

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#47

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

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Nikki D 1 year ago

To be fair, that stuff does look oddly delicious.

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#48

We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

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Alia G. 1 year ago

He looks happy still though...

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#49

He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

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Mike Childers 1 year ago

I feel his pain.

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#50

She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

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The Laugh Fan 1 year ago

It looks scarier than you think when you get up there.

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#51

I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

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Dian Ella Lillie 1 year ago

Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.

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#52

He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

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Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

He sees the future.

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#53

Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

jossiebean Report

Phoebe Bean 1 year ago

She needs a second cracker for the other hand!

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#54

He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops

He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops

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#55

I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

Lauren Report

Randy Inbred 1 year ago

But she was fishing for chocolate pebbles....

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#56

She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver

She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver

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Connie Quintana 1 year ago

Love her outfit!

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#57

I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

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SnowyLynx 1 year ago

That’s a weird thing to be attached to...

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#58

He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

mama.penn Report

Jessica Temple 1 year ago

My son did this because he didn't want to have to use the walker to learn he was devastated ice skating didn't come naturally to him.

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#59

Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

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Diane Mackereth 1 year ago

Ahhhh they grow up so fast!

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#60

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush

I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush

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Randy Inbred 1 year ago

Looks like he did anyway!

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#61

I Turned The Water On For His Bath

I Turned The Water On For His Bath

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Daria B 1 year ago

They hate baths, they hate naps, they hate eating... Seriously, kids don't know the good things in life....

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#62

I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

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The Laugh Fan 1 year ago

It's always good when children get past this level of sharing.

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#63

All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

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Heidrance 1 year ago

"How am I expected to defeat the patriarchy with you persistent need to define my worth by my physical appearance!?!"

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#64

I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

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Rainbow screen 1 year ago

What do you mean by again exactly?

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#65

She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

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BusLady 1 year ago

"Well, Honey, it's like this: we ran out of ponytail bands"

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#66

He Ate All Of The Blueberries

He Ate All Of The Blueberries

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Laura Mortensen 1 year ago

We have this problem at our house and we don't have any kids.

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#67

He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table

He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table

momlife.caffeineandsarcasm Report

My O My 1 year ago

The real struggles!

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#68

He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

bergmanmariah Report

That Fat Mouse 1 year ago

You monster!

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#69

I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

melissa_timko Report

Dian Ella Lillie 1 year ago

Many adults would have had the same reaction if they were in her place...

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#70

Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

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Alia G. 1 year ago

When i was little i used to ask for coffee and my folks would give me chocolate milk, was really disappointed when i tasted real coffee...

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#71

Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

twin__wrangler Report

WeWillJustSeeAboutThat 1 year ago

Oh the misery!

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#72

The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

snoop_court Report

Jessica Temple 1 year ago

Oh man buddy, that is some real emotional pain you've dug yourself into.

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#73

It’s Not His Birthday

It’s Not His Birthday

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Beatrice Alighieri 1 year ago

Show him the 'Unbirthday' song! :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FC6E5Gh4E

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#74

He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

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Nanni 17 1 year ago

Yes, he can, he should just try harder! He's Mummy's Super Hero!

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#75

She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

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SnowyLynx 1 year ago

Nice house

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#76

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Her Shoe

I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Her Shoe

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GlassOfWater 1 year ago

Soul eater ;)

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#77

Because I Unbuttoned Her Shirt ...

Because I Unbuttoned Her Shirt ...

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Randy Inbred 1 year ago

You do not have my consent!!!!

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#78

I'm Not Daddy

I'm Not Daddy

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Bettye McKee 1 year ago

I don't have a solution for that one.

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#79

Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon

Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon