Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.
Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.
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Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis
And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all
I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her
Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"
Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her
Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!
He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong
We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On
He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It
When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)
There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo
"...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"
When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was
He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It
Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.
He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down
Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It
Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee
Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...
Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’
I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...
I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...
I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an asshole parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.
I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse
I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher
it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand
Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.
This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!
Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together
And here starts the "girls must go to the bathroom together" saga.....
We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday
It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.
Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel
I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)
When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry
His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head
Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts
yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car
"Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"
Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"
I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage
Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On
My Shoes Don't Fit Her
Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do
I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?
Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.
He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One
He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops
She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver
He Didn’t Want To Have Fun
