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Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about it.

Unable to do anything about it, parents are turning to social media to relate to each other during these cringy times. From not being able to eat the pregnancy test to realizing that dogs can't be grabbed by their penises, Bored Panda has found these hilarious meltdowns under the hashtag #ReasonsMyKidIsCrying, and they're so absurd, you couldn't make them up. Scroll down to check out the list and upvote your favorite entries.

#1

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

Because I Wouldn't Let Her Grab The Dog By The Penis

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Betty Rubble
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And once again couldn't be more thankful of my choice to not have children. I spare me the responses were glad you didn't have children. Heard it all

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    #2

    I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

    I Asked Her To Walk To The Top Of The Driveway Instead Of Carrying Her

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    #3

    Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

    Daddy Tried To Read Her A Book. She Wanted Mama To Read It. The Book Is "Just Me & My Dad"

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    #4

    Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

    Because The People On The Plane In The Sky Wouldn't Wave Back At Her

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    Bella Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that game where you would wave at people and if they didn't wave back you would yell sour and if they did you would yell sweet!

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    #5

    I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

    I Wouldn't Let Him Dip His Toothbrush Into My Wine Glass

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    #6

    Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

    Because He Can’t Watch Daddy Poop

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    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him....that'll give him a REAL reason to cry

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    #7

    He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

    He Wanted Raisins. So I Gave Him Raisins... I Didn’t Even Get The Chance To Ask What Went Wrong

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    #8

    I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

    I Told Her 'No More Of Mommy's Makeup

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more staying out all night either young lady!!

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    #9

    We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

    We Didn't Let Her Go Outside Without Pants And Shoes On

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    #10

    He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

    He Offered Me A Bite Of His Pretzel, And I Took It

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    Bella Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a kid asks a parent would you like some they really mean pls say no this just makes me seem polite so make SURE YOU ALWAYS SAY.... YES :)

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    #11

    She Farted And Got A Fright

    She Farted And Got A Fright

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    #12

    There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

    There Was Frosting On Both Sides Of Her Oreo

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...but the frosting matches the pretty white flower on your dress" -"Noooooooooooo!!!"

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    #13

    The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

    The 'Best Dad' Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Remote Control

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    #14

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Pregnancy Test I Was Taking

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is sensing a new baby brother/sister is coming soon...

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    #15

    When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

    When He Said He Needed To Get Dressed I Reminded Him He Already Was

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    #16

    He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

    He Realized His Caramel Apple Has An Apple In It

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    Braineating Spleen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam right he's crying. Thats perfectly good caramel, chocolate and marshmallows ruined with fruit.

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    #17

    He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

    He Doesn't Want To Stand Up And He Doesn't Want To Lie Down

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    #18

    Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

    Her Pull-Behind Dog Keeps Following Her When She Pulls It

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    #19

    Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

    Because I Wont Let Him Dip His Fingers In My Hot Coffee

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, my inner callous ratbag is bubbling up. I'm thinking that unless it's freshly poured I'd be letting expereince be the teacher here - you'd have the same outcome but lesson learned and no repeat performance...

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    #20

    Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

     Cohen Cried For 20 Minutes Because He Needed The Pink Bus, 2 Minutes Later He Is Melting Down Because ‘I Don’t Like Pink’

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be a hard-hearted so-and-so, because I'd go the time-out route for more than a few of these kids...

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    #21

    I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

    I’m An Asshole Parent Because You Have To Take Your Socks And Clothes Off In Order To Go Swimming...

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I initially thought that you were going to say that you're an a*****e parent because you dressed your daughter like a slice of watermelon.

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    #22

    I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

    I Won't Let Her Chew On The Tampon She Found In My Purse

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife doesn't let me do that either. Except on my birthday.

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    #23

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Unload The Knives From The Dishwasher

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    Bella Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is good however for younger kids to understand how to hold or act around knives matches etc. My mum used to get me to do that when I was 3 (UNDER HIGH-SUPERVISION OF COURSE) but I completely understand

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    #24

    Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

    Kids Decided To Go Sledding Yesterday In The Snow Storm. Then Came Home Upset They Were Soaking Wet. And No I Didn't Send Them Off Sledding Unsupervised. I Sent Them With Their Father. Much Worse.

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a long term dad plan. Next time they won't want to go sledding and dad can WATCH TV!!!

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    #25

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Dog's Tail

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    #26

    Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

    Dada Went To The Bathroom. Alone.

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    #27

    Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

    Her Sister Didn't Have To Poop At The Same Time She Did, And She Wanted To Poop Together

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    Nanette Cordell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here starts the "girls must go to the bathroom together" saga.....

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    #28

    His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

    His Fruit Snacks Are Gone (He Ate Them)

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just tell him that he still has them and that they are making him happy

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    #29

    We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

    We Gave Her Cake On Her Birthday

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably wasn't the right sort of cake - kids can get very strange ideas and preconceptions about what's supposed to happen on occasions like this.

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    #30

    I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

    I Won't Let Her Drink Hot Sauce For Bedtime Snack

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    #31

    Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

    Told Her She's Too Young To Start Her Own Youtube Channel

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all for keeping social media strictly controlled for kids, but depending on what content she wants to host it might be a good learning experience. This is the first kid in this list for whom I've actually felt real sympathy, and if she ever reads this I want her to know that I support her ambition. You go girl! :-)

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    #32

    When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

    When Mean Mom Won't Let You Open The Hot Oven Door, Throw A Tantrum In The Pantry

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    #33

    Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

    Her Banana Broke And So She Had A Breakdown Too

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get her some icream to attempt a Banana split

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    #34

    His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

    His Cool Coon Hat Is Getting Too Small And Wouldn’t Fit On His Head

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of empathise with this kid....

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    #35

    Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

    Socks And Shoes Time Is Dramatic Around These Parts

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    Kristin Latta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah mine hates to put shoes on.. We've lost a few pairs because she threw them out the window of the moving car

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    #36

    "Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

    "Only Daddy Can Read The Japanese Book"

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    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol what's even funnier, this is apparently the Japanese version of the book "Reasons why my son is crying"

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    #37

    I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

    I Won't Let Him Eat The Bathroom Garbage

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    #38

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat My 'I Voted' Sticker

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    #39

    Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

    Her Blanket Is Too Far Away. Yes, The Blanket She Is Lying On

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    #40

    My Shoes Don't Fit Her

    My Shoes Don't Fit Her

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle starts early... *sigh*

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    #41

    Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

    Because She Hates Walmart As Much As I Do

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    #42

    He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

    He Wants The 'Clipse' To Happen Right Now

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    SnowyLynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Patience young one, it’ll be here soon...

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    #43

    We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

    We Wouldn't Let Him Lick The Dog

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's just cruel - he's clearly learned from the dog.

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    #44

    The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

    The Fly That She Let In The House Landed On Her Plate

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, that annoying guest taking advantage of her hospitality

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    #45

    He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

    He Asked To Watch Toy Story. I Put In Toy Story

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    #46

    I Told Her I Loved Her

    I Told Her I Loved Her

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    #47

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat From The Diaper Cream Tube

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that stuff does look oddly delicious.

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    #48

    We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

    We Were Singing Happy Birthday To Her Brother

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    #49

    He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

    He's Crying Because He Wants To Be This Tall

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    #50

    She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

    She Got Up, And Then She Couldn't Get Down

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks scarier than you think when you get up there.

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    #51

    I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

    I Ate My Hair.... Will It Come Out?

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid - and that's actually not a stupid question. I hope that she was given a nice hugs after the photo was taken.

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    #52

    He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

    He Doesn't Want An Apple. Nobody Offered Him One

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    #53

    Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

    Because She Wants A Cracker. Note: She Has A Cracker

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs a second cracker for the other hand!

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    #54

    He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops

    He Couldn't Wear My Shorts As A Top To Go To The Shops

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    #55

    I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

    I Asked Her To Stop Putting Her Hand In The Toilet

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    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But she was fishing for chocolate pebbles....

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    #56

    She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver

    She Wants A Butterfly, And I Can’t Deliver

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    #57

    I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

    I Won't Hold His Foot While He Eats Lunch

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    SnowyLynx
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a weird thing to be attached to...

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    #58

    He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

    He Didn’t Want To Have Fun

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    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did this because he didn't want to have to use the walker to learn he was devastated ice skating didn't come naturally to him.

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    #59

    Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

    Your Toddler Is Having A Meltdown In The Biergarten Because No One Will Give Her A Beer

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    #60

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Toilet Brush

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    #61

    I Turned The Water On For His Bath

    I Turned The Water On For His Bath

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hate baths, they hate naps, they hate eating... Seriously, kids don't know the good things in life....

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    #62

    I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

    I Won't Eat A Piece Of Pizza Crust That She Already Chewed On

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always good when children get past this level of sharing.

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    #63

    All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

    All Because I Said She Looked “Pretty”

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How am I expected to defeat the patriarchy with you persistent need to define my worth by my physical appearance!?!"

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    #64

    I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

    I Wouldn't Let Her Choke Herself With A Spoon. Again

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    #65

    She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

    She Only Has 5 Ponytails And Wants More

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, Honey, it's like this: we ran out of ponytail bands"

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    #66

    He Ate All Of The Blueberries

    He Ate All Of The Blueberries

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    Laura Mortensen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this problem at our house and we don't have any kids.

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    #67

    He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table

    He's "Stuck" Under The Kitchen Table

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    #68

    He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

    He Wanted To Put Dirt In My Hair... I Politely Declined... He Is Heart Broken...

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    #69

    I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

    I Didn’t Let My Daughter Pick Up A Dispensary Bag, Possibly Containing Weed

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    Dian Ella Lillie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many adults would have had the same reaction if they were in her place...

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    #70

    Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

    Someone Was Not Happy That His "Coffee" Was Just Milk

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    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was little i used to ask for coffee and my folks would give me chocolate milk, was really disappointed when i tasted real coffee...

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    #71

    Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

    Because I Walked Faster Than Declan When Going Down The Stairs

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    #72

    The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

    The Oreo Pack He Pulled Out Of The Trash Can Is Empty

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    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man buddy, that is some real emotional pain you've dug yourself into.

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    #73

    It’s Not His Birthday

    It’s Not His Birthday

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    Beatrice Alighieri
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show him the 'Unbirthday' song! :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FC6E5Gh4E

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    #74

    He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

    He Can't Get Into His Sister's Toy Barbie Jeep

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe take it away from him. His sister is NOT going to be happy.

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    #75

    She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

    She Was Crying Because She Didn’t Want The Banana She Asked For 5 Minutes Before

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    #76

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Her Shoe

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Her Shoe

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    #77

    Because I Unbuttoned Her Shirt ...

    Because I Unbuttoned Her Shirt ...

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    #78

    I'm Not Daddy

    I'm Not Daddy

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    #79

    Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon

    Because I Peeled The Sticker Off Of A Melon

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    Cecily C
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give her the sticker and tell her that all fruit comes with free stickers for kids.

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    #80

    I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor

    I Asked Him To Pick Up The Towel He Threw On The Floor

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    #81

    He's Crying Because He's Stuck In His Brother's Underwear

    He's Crying Because He's Stuck In His Brother's Underwear

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    #82

    She Can't Reach The Tissues

    She Can't Reach The Tissues

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    #83

    Captain Kirk's Feet Won't Fit In The Container Sideways

    Captain Kirk's Feet Won't Fit In The Container Sideways

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    #84

    31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table

    31 Degrees Out And I Won’t Let Him Play With His Water Table

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    #85

    He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic

    He Finished The Milk In His Sippy Cup, Apparently This Is Catastrophic

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, to me he looks more like he's really upset about losing his fish - it was THIS BIG mum.

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    #86

    Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row

    Because I Wouldn’t Play The Ghostbusters Theme Song For The Fourth Time In A Row

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    #87

    Because We Can't Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments

    Because We Can't Leave The Refrigerator Door Open While He Rearranges The Condiments

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    #88

    Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa

    Her Noodles Were Shaped Like Stars Instead Of Elsa

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    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just noticed she is wearing a Blondie onesie, that is awesome.

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    #89

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat His Shoe

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat His Shoe

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    Justine Marion
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't even look mad, he just looks pissed lol

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    #90

    Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can

    Mama Won’t Let Her Chew On The Rim Of The Trash Can

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    Nikki🦄
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *20 years later in theapy.* "all iwanted was to eat the garbage can. i feel do lost..."

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    #91

    I Turned Off Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"

    I Turned Off Bon Jovi's "Livin' On A Prayer"

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one does not simply turn off Bon Jovi.

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    #92

    I "Ruthlessly" Made Him Put His Own Socks On

    I "Ruthlessly" Made Him Put His Own Socks On

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    Justine Marion
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should show some respect for the dino socks, those are rad.

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    #93

    I Confiscated The Toilet Brush

    I Confiscated The Toilet Brush

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    #94

    When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself...

    When Mommy Puts A Red Lid On Instead Of Blue, And I Didn’t Let Him Put It On Himself...

    rageagainsttheminivan Report

    #95

    She Didn’t Like Her Eyebrows

    She Didn’t Like Her Eyebrows

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    #96

    I Wouldn't Let Her Have A Bottle Of Antifreeze

    I Wouldn't Let Her Have A Bottle Of Antifreeze

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    #97

    Because I Stood On The "Wrong Step" To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs

    Because I Stood On The "Wrong Step" To Wait On Her To Go Upstairs

    curator_of_chic Report

    Alwin Langevoort
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t care in this situation. Up the stairs, I’m right behind you. Down the stairs, right in front of you. NO exceptions.

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    #98

    I'm Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore

    I'm Not Letting Her Eat Her Pink Crayon Anymore

    tvtandi Report

    Laura Sherman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "but if I eat the pink crayon I will become the pink crayon!"

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    #99

    Because I Wouldn't Let Him Touch Dog Poo

    Because I Wouldn't Let Him Touch Dog Poo

    trishielockandkey Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was just curious and wanted to know what it was?

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    #100

    He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game

    He Couldn’t Have A New Mario Game

    brharding Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost hear "But whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????"

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    #101

    Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart

    Toddler Bedtime: Not For The Faint Of Heart

    fun4emeraldcoastkids Report

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    #102

    He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It's 'Broken

    He Ate All The Cheese Off His Pizza And Now It's 'Broken

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    #103

    I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn't Flush Her Fig Newton

    I Put A Lock On The Toilet Seat So She Couldn't Flush Her Fig Newton

    ryden_sa Report

    #104

    I Wouldn't Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water

    I Wouldn't Let Her Use My Make Up Brushes To Paint With Toilet Water

    jossiebean Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll laugh about it some day, when she is a famous painter

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    #105

    She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them

    She Wanted To Wear The Fake Teeth But She Was Scared Of Them

    ajlunsford Report

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    #106

    She Doesn't Like My Hair Down

    She Doesn't Like My Hair Down

    cmasch627 Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't be the first time she saw it down. Children are contrary creatures.

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    #107

    I Wouldn't Put Ketchup In His Formula

    I Wouldn't Put Ketchup In His Formula

    adventuresofafoodallergydad Report

    #108

    Notice Jack's Tantrum Because It's Carl's Turn To Vacuum

    Notice Jack's Tantrum Because It's Carl's Turn To Vacuum

    momenvyblog Report

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    #109

    "I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It's Wet!"

    "I Pulled This Rock Out Of The River And It's Wet!"

    holakeely Report

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how she is completely soaked but NOT THE ROCK!!!!

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    #110

    He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove

    He Had To Stop Stirring, Because It Was Time To Put The Food On The Stove

    sethtribble Report

    #111

    When Daddy Goes To Work

    When Daddy Goes To Work

    daniellesidderley Report

    Adria Rhodes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that exact reaction when dad left for work, I missed Captain Kangaroo or The Price is Right (Bob Barker addition).

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    #112

    He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off

    He Wanted To Ride The Carousel, So We Rode It. Then, He Wanted To Get Off, So We Got Off

    _cmurder Report

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    #113

    I Won't Let Him Violently Throw The Shells

    I Won't Let Him Violently Throw The Shells

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    #114

    He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table

    He Got Stuck Trying To Climb On Top Of The Kitchen Table

    keysallison Report

    Justine Marion
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have made a photo montage before getting him out, that is hilarious. If you don't have kids to make fun of them you are missing out.

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    #115

    This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By "Sorry, We're Out Of Blueberries"

    This 30minutes Of Relentless Crying Is Brought To You By "Sorry, We're Out Of Blueberries"

    happystash Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same kid who ate all the blueberries?

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    #116

    She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions

    She Doesn’t Know Answers To Middle School History Questions

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    #117

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Climb And Stand On The Coffee Table

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    #118

    No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose

    No You Can Not Stick Your Finger In The Dog’s Nose

    cuppiecakez09 Report

    Sarah Birch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would let it happen and the cat allowed herself to be dragged across the wood floor by a back leg. Guess I've got very patient pets

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    #119

    When The Package That Came Isn’t For You

    When The Package That Came Isn’t For You

    alexsequenz Report

    Justine Marion
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me everytime my husband orders something near to the same time I do.

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    #120

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Have A Hershey Bar For Breakfast

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Have A Hershey Bar For Breakfast

    stephhutchbeauty Report

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    #121

    She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn't Say "Bless You" Fast Enough

    She Sneezed, And Her Sister Didn't Say "Bless You" Fast Enough

    jossiebean Report

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    #122

    When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons

    When Your Parents Don’t Understand Your Artistic Vision And Take Away Your New Birthday Crayons

    alexismurda Report

    Sivi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guilty for drawing on walls.

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    #123

    Because I Won't Let Him Climb To His Death

    Because I Won't Let Him Climb To His Death

    sarahgreerjones Report

    #124

    I Cut Her Banana

    I Cut Her Banana

    joshrmilleratl Report

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    #125

    He Couldn't Pull His Balloon Through The Slide Hole

    He Couldn't Pull His Balloon Through The Slide Hole

    momlife.caffeineandsarcasm Report

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    #126

    She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now "I No Like It!"

    She Asked For A Strawberry Bar, So I Gave Her A Strawberry Bar. But I Should Have Let Her Open It- Now "I No Like It!"

    christinemreichard Report

    #127

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying: I Ate The Nose

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying: I Ate The Nose

    aliceduparcq Report

    #128

    He's Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll

    He's Not Allowed To Lick Every Cinnamon Roll

    mrsdstiles Report

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    #129

    Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time

    Tried Brussel Sprouts For The First Time

    emjayecoffman Report

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love those little cabbages, but not when I was young. They were bitter and just gross. Pass the pork and beans please .

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    #130

    He Asked Me For Milk, So I Gave Him Milk

    He Asked Me For Milk, So I Gave Him Milk

    angiecarnathan Report

    #131

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Walk Up To A Random House Down The Block And Sit Under Their Garden Arch Trellis

    emmaoneill827 Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking up to random houses? This is how people meet their new BBF... or their killer...

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    #132

    Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid

    Snot Really Grosses Him Out. He Sneezed. And Instantly Went To Rage Crying. Poor Kid

    emily_of_tcop Report

    Justine Marion
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will be great for posterity. This would be the one I pull out for the significant other meetings

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    #133

    Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast

    Having A Complete Come-Apart Meltdown Because I Won’t Let Her Eat A Raw Chicken Breast

    hgiselbach Report

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    #134

    I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad

    I Won’t Let Her Open A Hot Oven Or Stomp On An Ipad

    tara_clear13 Report

    #135

    He Couldn't Fit In The Bus

    He Couldn't Fit In The Bus

    finding_motivation_everyday Report

    #136

    I Wouldn't Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself

    I Wouldn't Let Her Pull The Tv Tray Over On Herself

    riprapchicken Report

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    #137

    Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray

    Told Her She Couldn’t Lick The Ashtray

    deliakt Report

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    #138

    I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop

    I Told Him He Had To Eat Ice Cream & Not A Cough Drop

    greenbojo Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tut, some parents are truly evil! Ice cream indeed.

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    #139

    Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store

    Mom Told Him He Couldn’t Bring The Vacuum To The Store

    iquitcounting Report

    #140

    I Wouldn't Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle

    I Wouldn't Let Him Bite The Fridge Door Handle

    emshead Report

    Amelia Junge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or was I the only person who thought he only had one arm?!?!

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    #141

    Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook

    Easy Mac Takes 3 Minutes To Cook

    therealkarinstuart Report

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    #142

    Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary

    Lost Her Page In The (Upside Down) Greek-English Dictionary

    mathewjowens Report

    #143

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Hold The Bowl And Throw Salmon On The Floor

    msamandanelson Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly need a cat if that's going to happen.

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    #144

    She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her

    She Wants To Sit With The Dog, But He Keeps Running Away From Her

    jossiebean Report

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    #145

    We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills

    We Wouldn’t Let Her Eat Mummy’s Antibiotic Pills

    florenceoliviapeto Report

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    #146

    There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich

    There Is A Smear Of Peanut Butter On The Outside Of His Peanut Butter Sandwich

    jaymebee84 Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him something to cry about, just lick it off.

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    #147

    Mom Wouldn't Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses

    Mom Wouldn't Let Me Break Big Brothers Sunglasses

    iquitcounting Report

    #148

    I Told Him He Couldn't Water The Grass While It Was Raining

    I Told Him He Couldn't Water The Grass While It Was Raining

    cherrym0mm Report

    Xiaolaohu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pick your battles, this one I'd say, let him

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    #149

    I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle

    I Was Just Offering Him A Popsicle

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the last time he got a brain freeze

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    #150

    I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing

    I Ate The Last Bite Off Of My Plate Instead Of Giving It To Her. We Were Eating The Same Thing

    carypodom Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like my dogs. They see me eating, they want some. I tell them "I don't eat your dog food'

    #151

    I Can’t Fit My Hands In My Pockets!!

    I Can’t Fit My Hands In My Pockets!!

    farmfreshmama75 Report

    #152

    She Can't Pick Up The Pillow... That She's Sitting On

    She Can't Pick Up The Pillow... That She's Sitting On

    krissykemerer Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, there's this thing called physics

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    #153

    I Shut The Door To Use The Bathroom

    I Shut The Door To Use The Bathroom

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    #154

    He's Mad Because He Can't Reach His Thomas Train

    He's Mad Because He Can't Reach His Thomas Train

    emmelowe Report

    Justine Marion
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is totally me when I need a nap or am experiencing a serious PMS issue.

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    #155

    I Told Her She Couldn't Drive The Car Home

    I Told Her She Couldn't Drive The Car Home

    ktharp627 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think this is bad, wait until she's 15 1/2.

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    #156

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat A Dog Bone

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat A Dog Bone

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He learned an important lesson: Children and dogs are different species.

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    #157

    Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream

    Cause They Couldn’t Have Cookies After Ice Cream

    lauren_brooke07 Report

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my boys complain about this all the time. One desert a day is child abuse I am told.

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    #158

    I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For

    I Made Him The Chocolate Milk He Asked For In The Cup He Asked For

    traceyklein Report

    #159

    We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted

    We Let Her Play Outside Like She Wanted

    jjneadle Report

    #160

    When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t

    When You Don’t Even Like Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal But You’re Still Mad Your Brother Has It And You Don’t

    emarkeles Report

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    #161

    I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth

    I Asked Him To Spit After Brushing His Teeth

    sarahgreerjones Report

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    #162

    She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite

    She Asked Daddy To Draw Llama Llama And A Kite, And He Drew Llama Llama Before Drawing The Kite

    carleedb Report

    #163

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Keep Dipping His Fingers In My Coffee

    vickywithawhy Report

    Christel von Shelton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the coffee is hot enough, he will only do it once!!!

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    #164

    His Cookie Broke When He Bit It

    His Cookie Broke When He Bit It

    nesstheboymom Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly a defective cookie - no wonder he cried!

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    #165

    I Wouldn't Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again

    I Wouldn't Let Her Throw Her Banana Over The Side Of The Highchair Again

    lilmissstarbuck Report

    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not a girl. Is there some f*****g morphine you’re talking about?

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    #166

    He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt... And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It

    He Is Having A Meltdown Because He Can’t Wear His Pants As A Shirt... And The Matching Shirt Just Doesn’t Cut It

    carlybruce Report

    #167

    I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast

    I Said No To Blue Felt Pen For Breakfast

    livlarouche Report

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like your "no" came a little after the fact.

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    #168

    I Wouldn't Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk

    I Wouldn't Let Him Pick Up Dog Poop On Our Walk

    shayneinca Report

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    #169

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying

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    #170

    I Wouldn't Let Him Touch The Hot Stove

    I Wouldn't Let Him Touch The Hot Stove

    GingerKait Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to, the lady minding me let me, never intentionally did that again. Ah the 70s great time to raise kids.

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    #171

    He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One

    He Wanted To Wear His Dirty Pajama Shirt And Dad Made Him Wear A Clean One

    alyssamnolte Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But those were his favorite PJ's

    #172

    There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined

    There Was A Moving Truck About A Block Away From The Park Therefore This Park Is Ruined

    whiskeyisneat Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relax, kiddo. They're not moving the park

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    #173

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Salsa Out Of The Jar For Breakfast

    DreadPirateM Report

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, just let him have it.... at least he's getting a serving of veggies. IDK, choose your battles.

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    #174

    He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To

    He Wants Daddy To Make Coffee And Is Devastated That Daddy Doesn’t Want To

    vickywithawhy Report

    #175

    He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots

    He Didn’t Want To Wear His New Boots

    amanda_cartner Report

    #176

    Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying

    Initially She Was Crying Because I Put The Cap Back On My Flashlight. Then She Was Crying Because I Took A Picture Of Her Crying

    lightgeek Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll have even more of a problem when she sees this as a teen.

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    #177

    Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!

    Because I’m Waking Him From A 3 Hour Nap!

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    #178

    He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn't Put A Shirt On Him

    He Asked Me Not To Put A Shirt On Him. So I Didn't Put A Shirt On Him

    because_mom Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diaper: check. Pants: check. That's all ya need

    #179

    I Didn't Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door

    I Didn't Know He Wanted To Be The One To Close The Door

    edschminke Report

    #180

    I Put The Straw In The Caprisun

    I Put The Straw In The Caprisun

    JosueLCH Report

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can barely get those dang straws in .... she should be thankful for the frustration you saved her from!

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    #181

    Because It's Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents

    Because It's Not His Birthday So His Sister Gets The Presents

    authormecarter Report

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    #182

    I Won't Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth

    I Won't Let Her Put The Air Pump Hose In Her Mouth So She Can Blow Air In Her Mouth

    dorothyaterry Report

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well sweetie, you don't want to be an air head do you?

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    #183

    I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”

    I Got Her Up From A Nap And She Immediately Proceeded To Lay At The Top Of The Stairs Kicking Her Feet Yelling What Sounded Like “I Want A Salad”

    strollinwithmyhomies Report

    #184

    He Couldn't Lift The Car To Put It Into The House

    He Couldn't Lift The Car To Put It Into The House

    ashley__kaynee Report

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    #185

    My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn't Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm

    My 3 Year Old Sobbed When We Wouldn't Buy The Shittiest Tree At The Tree Farm

    artisandesarts Report

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, could have been a fun memory, imho

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    #186

    Mom And Dad Won't Stop Singing 'Boyz Ii Men's 'End Of The Road'

    Mom And Dad Won't Stop Singing 'Boyz Ii Men's 'End Of The Road'

    Kristen C. Report

    #187

    He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried.... Toddler Logic

    He Wanted To Go Play Outside. So I Said Yes. So He Cried. And Cried And Cried.... Toddler Logic

    rageagainsttheminivan Report

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had already rehearsed in case you said no and didn't want it to go to waste.

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    #188

    His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It

    His Macaroni Noodle Had A Hole In It

    halie93 Report

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who on earth wants noodles with holes 😲

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    #189

    I Won't Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch

    I Won't Let Him Ride His Scooter On The Porch

    xautumno Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm missing it - why not? Bar it being too small a space I can't see the harm.

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    #190

    Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue

    Because I Agreed With Her That The Lego Was Blue

    __cara__marie__ Report

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    #191

    I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper

    I Told Him He Wasn’t Allowed To Play In His Friend’s Poopy Diaper

    amandacanada_ Report

    Rosa Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that easy bake oven is just freakin amazing!!

    Cinndy Eklund
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not an easy bake oven... it’s just a wooden kitchenette with a retro look to it..

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    #192

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad

    I Wouldn’t Let Her Lick My Ipad

    drmiller166 Report

    #193

    I Wouldn't Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole

    I Wouldn't Let Her Put Both Legs In The Same Pant Hole

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    #194

    His Taco Fell Apart

    His Taco Fell Apart

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    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel your pain kid. This is a hard thing to have to come to terms with.... and it just keeps happening.

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    #195

    I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times

    I Won’t Let Him Blow This Whistle 100 Times. I Told Him He Could Blow It 10 Times

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    Christel von Shelton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first question that comes to my mind is, why did you buy this annoying thing??? Couldn't you see this coming???

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    #196

    I Won't Let Her Drink My Wine

    I Won't Let Her Drink My Wine

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    Bruce Kunde
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems a lot of Mothers are drinking wine in this post?

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    #197

    Mommy Wouldn't Let Me Lick Her Phone

    Mommy Wouldn't Let Me Lick Her Phone

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    #198

    Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat

    Mommy Split The Cheese String In Half To Make It Easier For Me To Eat

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    #199

    When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested

    When You Give Your Child Water In The Cup She Requested

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    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
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    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That boy is a combo combo b***h

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    #200

    I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was

    I Asked Him What Colour The Star Was

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    #201

    Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub

    Cause There Is Bubbles In His Tub

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a bubble bath for a reason

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    #202

    He Can't Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time

    He Can't Eat And Read His New Book At The Same Time

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    #203

    Prevented Her From Walking Into Traffic

    Prevented Her From Walking Into Traffic

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    #204

    Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down

    Think A “Few” Minutes Pass By Quickly? Then You’ve Never Had A Three Year Old Waiting For Pizza To Cool Down

    emarkeles Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat your apple sauce while you're waiting, little one

    #205

    I Won't Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack

    I Won't Let Her Eat Baking Soda For Snack

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    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use baking soda to clean her feet and show her it's like soap.

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    #206

    I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake

    I Cut Her Mickey Mouse Pancake

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    #207

    I Won't Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll

    I Won't Let Him Eat A Toilet Paper Roll

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    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom looks like Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory!

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    #208

    Her Corn Dog Was 'Ripped'

    Her Corn Dog Was 'Ripped'

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, to be fair, that IS a reason to cry

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    #209

    The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough

    The Mac N Cheese Wasn’t Cooling Off Fast Enough

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    serena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw that mess in the freezer. Cooled down in thirty seconds.

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    #210

    Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio

    Because I Wouldn’t Let Her Keep Wasting Blueberries By Chewing Them Up And Spitting Them Out On The Patio

    allikat685 Report

    PeppaGreatWolfSharkboyShortsWishingRockFan C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say hello to the mom and dad! Brother, sister, are really glad! Say hello to the baby with a twinkle in his eye!

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    #211

    Her Drink Didn't Look Like Everyone Else's

    Her Drink Didn't Look Like Everyone Else's

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    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing looks the same in plastic as it does in glass.

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    #212

    I Told Him He Couldn't Eat His Lollipop Stick

    I Told Him He Couldn't Eat His Lollipop Stick

    shut_up_meg__ Report

    #213

    I Won't Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister's Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil

    I Won't Let Her Climb On The Table And Stab Her Sister's Scrambled Eggs With A Pencil

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than stabbing her sister with a pencil

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    #214

    He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies

    He Got A Bit Of Puddle Water On His Wellies

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    #215

    I Wouldn't Let Her Lick The Whole Playground

    I Wouldn't Let Her Lick The Whole Playground

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    #216

    I Wouldn't Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving

    I Wouldn't Let Him Stand In His Carseat And Hold The Handle Above His Window While We Were Driving

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    Courtney Davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can you drive your car with the chest piece at his belly button and not his chest bone!!!

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    #217

    He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother

    He Finished His Applesauce Before His Brother

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    Adam Hart-Dyke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs used to do this. One would wait for the other to finish before starting her own so the first one thought she had more and then there would be a fight. Every time.

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    #218

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet

    I Wouldn’t Let Him Play In The Toilet

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    #219

    Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges...

    Jasper Is Crying Because I Won’t Give Him “Moh” Oranges...

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    #220

    Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike

    Because He’s Still Just A Touch Too Short For His Balance Bike

    iquitcounting Report

    Joanna Maynard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why buy him a bike that is too big for him and leave it where he can see it. Of course he wants to use it, it is his. Hide it away until he is big enough for it.

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    #221

    His Ice Pop Is All Gone

    His Ice Pop Is All Gone

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    #222

    I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove

    I Won’t Let Him Play With The Knobs On The Stove

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you catch the house on fire

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    #223

    I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On Power Cords

    I Wouldn't Let Him Chew On Power Cords

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    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew bit into a power cord and burned off his lips.

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    #224

    I Wouldn't Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target

    I Wouldn't Let Him Bring The Cat With Us To Target

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they'll believe it's your emotional assistance cat.

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    #225

    Told Him "No" To Playing In Toilet Water

    Told Him "No" To Playing In Toilet Water

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    #226

    My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles... While I'm Blowing Him Bubbles

    My Child Is Crying About Wanting Bubbles... While I'm Blowing Him Bubbles

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple: he wants to blow them himself

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    #227

    She Didn't Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth

    She Didn't Want To Brush Her Teeth, She Wanted To Brush My Teeth

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    #228

    His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It

    His Ice Cream Was Melting Faster Than He Could Eat It

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    #229

    I Wouldn't Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth

    I Wouldn't Let Him Put A Toothbrush He Found On The Ground In His Mouth

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    #230

    I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch

    I Put Blankets On The Back Of The Couch

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whay do so many of these kids have what looks like tight bead necklaces? Seems dangerous to me.

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    #231

    He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It

    He Threw His Breakfast Away In The Trash And Then Got Mad At Me For Not Letting Him Eat It

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    #232

    I Told Her She Was Adorable

    I Told Her She Was Adorable

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, she has no clue of what "Adorable" means

    #233

    I Wouldn't Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor

    I Wouldn't Let Him Drop His Cheese On The Floor

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    #234

    How Dare I Read A Book To Her. How Dare I!

    How Dare I Read A Book To Her. How Dare I!

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    #235

    She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.

    She Realized Daddy Ate The Last Of Her Mini Muffins. Daddy Had To Go Buy More Immediately.

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    #236

    I Wouldn't Let Him Hold A Dead Bee

    I Wouldn't Let Him Hold A Dead Bee

    Marie N Report

    #237

    I Closed The Fridge Door

    I Closed The Fridge Door

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    #238

    Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer

    Not Being Allowed To Open A Drawer

    instagraeme_1 Report

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see patients 0-5 in my clinic, and this is always a break down when I won't allow them to open my desk drawers and scatter my files all around the office. You'd be surprised how many parents are annoyed I won't allow this to happen as well!!

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    #239

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat The Starburst Wrapper He Found On The Floor

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    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wanted to taste the rainbow.. oh wait that is skittles.

    #240

    I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It

    I Threw Out His Chocolate Milk From Last Night And Got Him A New Cup Of It

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he wants that other , soured milk?

    #241

    He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me

    He Wants To Drive The Car Home Instead Of Me

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    #242

    His Napkin Got Dirty

    His Napkin Got Dirty

    court1979crowe Report

    Ann Jeppesen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some kids with autism or ADHD benefits from having headphones on. So there's not so many noises/interference. At least we use it in schools in Denmark. It could be the same reason.

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    #243

    I Wouldn't Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth

    I Wouldn't Let Her Stick A Shopping Cart Belt In Her Mouth

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    #244

    I Won't Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots

    I Won't Let Him Eat Frozen Tater Tots

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh just give him one, its not going to hurt him

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    #245

    I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way

    I Moved The Jumbo Box Of Diapers Out Of The Way

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumbo? Better get that kid potty trained

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    #246

    Gave Him The Scone He Asked For...

    Gave Him The Scone He Asked For...

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    Heidi Golff
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like 'em, either, kid. I sympathyze.

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    #247

    He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It

    He Earned $20 And Couldn’t Decide What He Wanted To Buy With It

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    #248

    Because We Had To Come Back Inside

    Because We Had To Come Back Inside

    vickywithawhy Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I do remember my mum being similarly wrong about making us come back inside. Parents.

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    #249

    I Wouldn't Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse

    I Wouldn't Let Him Watch Mickey Mouse

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think it's going to corrupt him in some way?

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    #250

    He Didn't Want Salsa On His Burrito

    He Didn't Want Salsa On His Burrito

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    #251

    I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers

    I Took Away The Honeymustard When I Realized He Was No Longer Dipping His Chicken But Rather His Fingers

    sarahgreerjones Report

    #252

    I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side

    I Put The Parmesan Cheese On The Pasta. Silly Me, She Wanted It On The Side

    jossiebean Report

    #253

    He’s Hungry And It’s Dinner Time

    He’s Hungry And It’s Dinner Time

    zendammit Report

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    #254

    Daddy Took The Garbage Outside

    Daddy Took The Garbage Outside

    vickywithawhy Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child behind bars and wearing striped pajamas ?????

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    #255

    She Didn't Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders

    She Didn't Win My Little Pony Chutes And Ladders

    slothy_tornado Report

    #256

    Because He Can't Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket...

    Because He Can't Put All The Dirty Clothes Back In The Basket...

    sarahgreerjones Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him a barbell, and he will look like the guy on his shirt

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    #257

    I Gave Him The Book That He Wanted

    I Gave Him The Book That He Wanted

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    #258

    He's Stuck In A Box. Don't Worry, I Helped... And He's Over Exaggerating A Bit

    He's Stuck In A Box. Don't Worry, I Helped... And He's Over Exaggerating A Bit

    sarahgreerjones Report

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    #259

    Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough

    Because 2 Pieces Of Cake Is Never Enough

    sarahgreerjones Report

    HeatherJ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth...you can never have too much cake

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    #260

    Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight

    Because I Won’t Let Him Run The Sink Water For 10 Minutes Straight

    vickywithawhy Report

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I used to play with sink water when I was about 7 and I remember getting upset for a similar reason..

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    #261

    I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren't Dhs Approved Toys

    I Told Him Plastic Bags Weren't Dhs Approved Toys

    sarahgreerjones Report

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    #262

    I Opened The Door He Just Shut

    I Opened The Door He Just Shut

    sarahgreerjones Report

    karisha_mccarthy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is having a ruff day. This is the third pic of the same kid with the same shirt.

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    #263

    I Won't Let Him Bite My Nose

    I Won't Let Him Bite My Nose

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    #264

    How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too

    How Harrison Feels About Our Road Trip Going Bust. Me Too Buddy, Me Too

    momlife.caffeineandsarcasm Report

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's name is Harrison too!

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    #265

    You Can't Read Books In The Bathtub

    You Can't Read Books In The Bathtub

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but Daddy can read them to you

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    #266

    He Is Crying Because It Isn't Raining Yet

    He Is Crying Because It Isn't Raining Yet

    mrsgriff10 Report

    rai mei
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's already raining in his eyes

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    #267

    It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn't Going To Be Another One Next Week

    It Was Too Cloudy To See The Solareclipse And There Isn't Going To Be Another One Next Week

    mister_nanda Report

    #268

    I Wouldn't Put Him In The Bin

    I Wouldn't Put Him In The Bin

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    #269

    I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek

    I Wiped A Sticky Spot Off Her Cheek

    threeinmyarms Report

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was right here. I was saving it for later.

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    #270

    I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down

    I Put Her Down After She Begged To Get Down

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    #271

    Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday

    Apparently The Texture Of His Bread Is Different Than Yesterday

    acissej522 Report

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, it is one day older and of course it's not the same mom!!

    #272

    He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald's Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One

    He Had To Say Goodbye To His Mcdonald's Toy Even Though He Got A Brand New One

    datsquadmom Report

    #273

    This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can

    This Is What Happens When You Flush Before Your Toddler Can

    jmerkinger Report

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Mom, flushing is the potty reward. Don't you know that?

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    #274

    I Won't Let Her Eat Mulch

    I Won't Let Her Eat Mulch

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually heard of pregnant women eating dirt (in the American South)

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    #275

    Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong

    Crying Because He Woke Up 2 Hours Before His Normal Wake Up Time And Because I Peeled His Orange Wrong

    mrslaurapepin Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just grumpy bc he lost 2 hours sleep. That makes me pretty grumpy

    #276

    I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry

    I Got Caught Putting His Blankie In The Dryer. He Stayed There Screaming Until It Was Dry

    4boysdeep Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, of course. The dryer stole his blankie.

    #277

    She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did

    She Asked Me To Take Her Pigtails Out, So I Did

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    #278

    Mom Won't Let Me Eat Chapstick

    Mom Won't Let Me Eat Chapstick

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if it's that cherry flavored kind, who can blame him

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    #279

    I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Coffee

    I Wouldn't Let Him Drink Coffee

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    #280

    Mommy Won't Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table

    Mommy Won't Let You Swipe Everything Off Of The Kitchen Table

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    #281

    Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous

    Mum Always Making Us Look Ridiculous

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    Christel von Shelton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to agree on that one little cuties, I would cry too!!

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    #282

    I Turned Off Paw Patrol

    I Turned Off Paw Patrol

    jjmanning Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a few years, when you put parental controls on the Internet

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    #283

    I Told Him He Can't Swim In His Pjs

    I Told Him He Can't Swim In His Pjs

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    Eleanor Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The two things he probably likes most. And they don't go together. Swimming in PJs would get wet pj's that the dryer will steal.

    #284

    He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car

    He Refused To Get Out Of The Hot Car, So I Took Him Out Of The Hot Car

    makeanicepear Report

    #285

    His Shoes Wouldn't Fit In His Mailbox

    His Shoes Wouldn't Fit In His Mailbox

    momlife.caffeineandsarcasm Report

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    #286

    Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time

    Travis Singing A Frozen Song At An Inappropriate Time

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    #287

    I Wouldn't Let Him Vacuum

    I Wouldn't Let Him Vacuum

    momlife.caffeineandsarcasm Report

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ON EARTH NOT? it's never too early to let them learn how to clean! by the time they're a teen, the novelty will have worn off--let them vacuum, sweep or anything else they WANT to do! (within reason, of course, and as long as they aren't getting hurt)

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    #288

    When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook

    When You Fell Asleep On The Ride Home, Missed Dinner, And Now Have To Wait For Your Wedges To Cook

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non parent asking this question but why not wake them up for dinner? She probably won't sleep properly when she does go to bed now.

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    #289

    I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For

    I Tried To Give Him Some Of The Smoothie He Asked For

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw him in a different pic. Who could forget that hair?

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    #290

    I Wouldn't Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal

    I Wouldn't Let Her Put Salt On Her Cereal

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    Chris Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why not? you put it on your own breakfast. nothing wrong with a bit of harmless trial and error. some of these posts i honestly have to ask "why not." Salt on cereal is an odd one, but let em try it and see why not. Some of the other posts like "i wont let her touch the stove" make perfect sense - but you should still tell the kid why they should not as opposed to something like "because i said so" (which is what we heard a lot of when growing up)

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    #291

    Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot

    Daddy Threw Away A Piece Of Cereal That She Was Crushing On The Floor With Her Foot

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    #292

    I Won't Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade

    I Won't Let Her Eat The Chicken Marinade

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    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put a dab on that baby's tongue, one time, may cure that!

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    #293

    We Wouldn't Let Him Eat Dog Food

    We Wouldn't Let Him Eat Dog Food

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    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in my experience, the quickest cure for wanting to eat pet food is to eat pet food.

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    #294

    I Wouldn't Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I'm An Asshole.

    I Wouldn't Let Frankie Choke On This Wrapper So I'm An Asshole.

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    #295

    Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn't Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.

    Why Is My Son Crying? I Wouldn't Let Him Have A Drink Of Mouthwash.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In these situations, just let them taste it. They won't ask again.

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    #296

    This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did

    This Morning I Went Pee Before He Did

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    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I'm not sure, but isn't he a little old to be upset by something like that?

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    #297

    I Put A "Lid" On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich

    I Put A "Lid" On Her Peanut Butter Sandwich

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take it apart and say "Now you have 2"

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    #298

    The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers

    The Look She Gave Me When I Told Her That Actually, This Car Isn’t Hers

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    #299

    There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn't Brush Her Teeth

    There Was A Dead Fly In The Bathroom. She Couldn't Brush Her Teeth

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she saw it land on her toothbrush

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    #300

    Last Piece Of Birthday Cake

    Last Piece Of Birthday Cake

    sisterswithkids Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a lot of high chairs with food served directly on the tray. Makes more sense than a plate they can pick up and toss.

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    #301

    We Ran Out Of String Cheese

    We Ran Out Of String Cheese

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the end of the world, dear. Eat something else.

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    #302

    I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair

    I Let Him Wear A Hat With Girlyhair

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    Cat Nip Gal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not, maybe he wants to be a girl instead...

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    #303

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat A Penny That She Found On The Floor

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if she found it on the table, she would be allowed to eat it? Lol

    #304

    I Wouldn't Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner

    I Wouldn't Let Her Draw On The Shower Curtain With Eyeliner

    jossiebean Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mommy paid a lot for that eyeliner. Here's a crayon instead

    #305

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat The Chicken Pot Pie Frozen

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    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? what's it going to hurt? let her try, she'll see she can't & hopefully learn a lesson. sometimes i don't understand why parents turn teaching moments into wars--it could've been a teaching moment!

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    #306

    I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him

    I Am Not Kind Because I Made His Lunch And Put The Plate On The Table For Him

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    Sara Lang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! You wicked, wicked parent! (wink)

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    #307

    I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse

    I Don’t Have Toys In My Purse

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    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am enjoying my suffering again

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    #308

    Daddy Took The Dust Buster Away

    Daddy Took The Dust Buster Away

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    #309

    He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”

    He Wanted Monster Truck Toast And I Made “Just A Truck”

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    #310

    I'm A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath...

    I'm A Mean Mommy Because Spencer Had To Wait For Sylas To Finish Eating Before I Could Give Him His Bath...

    lyricmoonlit Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kid who WANTS to take a bath!!!???

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    #311

    When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation

    When The Pastor Calls You Out As A Menace In Front Of The Entire Congregation

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    #312

    Her Fingers Are Pruny

    Her Fingers Are Pruny

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    #313

    “I Want To Do A Dance With Music!"

    “I Want To Do A Dance With Music!"

    willawanca Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else would you dance?

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    #314

    She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional. but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

    She Believes Clothing Should Be Optional.
but When It's 40° And Rainy With Errands To Run.... It Is Not.

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    #315

    Because I Gave Juice

    Because I Gave Juice

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    #316

    Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog's "Finger Piggies", So I Told Her He Doesn't Have Any

    Why My Kid Is Crying Today: She Was Looking For The Dog's "Finger Piggies", So I Told Her He Doesn't Have Any

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like she's saying "Why, God, why?"

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    #317

    "You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!"

    "You Guys Left Me All Alone Over Here!"

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone didn't want to finish eating dinner

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    #318

    She Changed Her Mind

    She Changed Her Mind

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    #319

    Because His Brother Won't Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him

    Because His Brother Won't Eat The Other Cheese Stick He Offered Him

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    #320

    I Broke His Hamburger

    I Broke His Hamburger

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    #321

    I Tried To Feed Him Dinner

    I Tried To Feed Him Dinner

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    #322

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner

    I Wouldn't Let Her Eat Just The Polynesian Sauce For Dinner

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she gets hungry later, remind her that's all she wanted.

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    #323

    I Won't Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food

    I Won't Let Her Eat The Woodpecker Food

    ktharp627 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the way it's packaged..... Even I would think it's kid food, until I read it. And this child is too young to read.

    #324

    It Was 6 Am And I Refused To Let Her Bake Cookies

    It Was 6 Am And I Refused To Let Her Bake Cookies

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    #325

    The Moment He Realized He Wasn't Invited To His Sister's Play Date With Her School Friends

    The Moment He Realized He Wasn't Invited To His Sister's Play Date With Her School Friends

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    #326

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Shoes

    I Wouldn't Let Him Eat Shoes

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    #327

    She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No

    She Wanted To Share Her Ice Cream Cone With The Dog. I Told Her No

    niccanning Report

    #328

    He's Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can't Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can

    He's Crying Because The New Game Is To Pretend She Can't Climb On The Couch Even Though She Can

    just2exhale Report

    #329

    Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don't Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight

    Why My 5 Year Old Is Crying: His Shoes Don't Feel The Same On Each Foot. One Is Too Tight

    lilmisa7 Report

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can attest to this being annoying as a runner...

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    #330

    Because I Wouldn't Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First

    Because I Wouldn't Let Her Dive Down The Stairs Head First

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That baby gate is absolutely essential

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    #331

    She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One

    She Got A New Helmet, And I Threw Away Her Old One

    makeanicepear Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let her try the old one on, and feel that it doesn't fit anymore.

    #332

    Crying Because She Can't Reach The Dog

    Crying Because She Can't Reach The Dog

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    #333

    You Can't Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time

    You Can't Wear Two Pairs Of Shorts At The Same Time

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    #334

    If Y'all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There

    If Y'all Would Just Give Me Marshmallows All The Time, I Would Come Over There

    rachienae Report

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I am willing to settle for daily chocolate.

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    #335

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won't Fit On The Motorcycle

    Reasons My Kid Is Crying: Lego Kid Won't Fit On The Motorcycle

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    Stacey Bancroft
    Community Member
    Premium
    11 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s enjoying her suffering

    #336

    My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed

    My Dinner Did Not Need Its Hair Brushed

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    #337

    The Dog Licked His Hands And Now He Can’t Eat

    The Dog Licked His Hands And Now He Can’t Eat

    datsquadmom Report

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    #338

    Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs

    Daddy Took The Vacuum Back Downstairs

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    #339

    I Cut Up His Blueberry Pancakes

    I Cut Up His Blueberry Pancakes

    janell.vera Report

    #340

    Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A "Bite" So After Making Him Lunch... He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely

    Someone Woke Up In A Mood Today. He Wanted A "Bite" So After Making Him Lunch... He Refused To Eat It. I Had To Make Something Else Entirely

    lyricmoonlit Report

    Nubmaeme
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down vote if you want to but I firmly believe that if you start giving in to such nonsense, it will only get worse as they get older. When it came to meals, my Dad believed in "eat or go hungry". He didn't make any distinction whether we were 2 or 20. We ate what Mom put on the table for us and we kept our mouths shut. If we didn't eat, we were not allowed anything except water until the next meal. And I raised my family the same way.

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    #341

    I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee

    I Got A Coke Zero Out Of The Fridge Instead Of Making Coffee

    emarkeles Report

    Jessica Temple
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows that coffee has antioxidants that are good for you and Coke Zero is, well... not.

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    #342

    Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!

    Fox Is Upset Cause He Can’t Find The Bullet For His Gun So He Can’t Shoot Me In The Face!

    brianhayesdirector Report

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    #343

    When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You're Also 2 And Don't Want Photographic Evidence

    When You Pick Out The Adorable Leotard Made For You, But You're Also 2 And Don't Want Photographic Evidence

    06manda86 Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So don't take the picture. She'd probably be okay another day wearing it.

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    #344

    She Couldn't Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt

    She Couldn't Pull Her Leg Warmers Over Her Butt

    semi.crunch Report

    #345

    I Wouldn't Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner

    I Wouldn't Let Her In The Kitchen While Daddy Was Doing The Dishes So We Could Make Dinner

    aarnett11 Report

    The Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth couldn't she go in the kitchen? Did he throw the knives into the draw from a distance or something? There may be a good explanation I know but sometimes parents have bizarre reasons. I thought it as a child and I still think it as an adult.

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    #346

    He Woke Up And Didn't Like That Mommy Was In The Bathroom

    He Woke Up And Didn't Like That Mommy Was In The Bathroom

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    #347

    I Told Her She Couldn't Have More Milk Until She Eats Some Of Her Dinner

    I Told Her She Couldn't Have More Milk Until She Eats Some Of Her Dinner

    ashleymfelts Report

    #348

    I Poured Ice Down The Sink

    I Poured Ice Down The Sink

    ericaloraine1320 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste! Oh, the agony!

    #349

    We Gave Him Cake

    We Gave Him Cake

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    #350

    He Wanted To Bring Me My Phone But I Had Already Asked Jace

    He Wanted To Bring Me My Phone But I Had Already Asked Jace

    mama.penn Report

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    #351

    He Didn't Want To Get Out Of The Car

    He Didn't Want To Get Out Of The Car

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    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those curls.. Surfs up dude. Why the long face?

    #352

    I Made Her Sit Still For 2 Minutes Taking Her 11 Month Picture

    I Made Her Sit Still For 2 Minutes Taking Her 11 Month Picture

    alangley10 Report

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this photo was ohh so much better than trying later? Just saying. LOL

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    #353

    Her French Fry Was Broken And Not Big Enough

    Her French Fry Was Broken And Not Big Enough

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't eat it. There's more than 1 french fry in the bag

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    #354

    I Wouldn't Let Him Throw His Green Beans On The Floor

    I Wouldn't Let Him Throw His Green Beans On The Floor

    lyricmoonlit Report

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    #355

    I Gave Her The Wrong Kind Of Cheese

    I Gave Her The Wrong Kind Of Cheese

    therealkarinstuart Report

    #356

    Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Stuff His Mouth With Any More Crackers

    Mad Because I Wouldn't Let Him Stuff His Mouth With Any More Crackers

    364daystilpretzelday Report

    #357

    He Didn't Want The Plastic On His Feezie

    He Didn't Want The Plastic On His Feezie

    ShanV11 Report

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    #358

    So Apparently I’m A Monster Bc I Wouldn’t Let Her Have Her Fruit Snack Before She Put On Her Jacket

    So Apparently I’m A Monster Bc I Wouldn’t Let Her Have Her Fruit Snack Before She Put On Her Jacket

    PJHux1987 Report

    Eleanor Ragsdale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would want to give her a thing of fruit snacks, then eat 20 bags in one sitting.

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    #359

    When The Ice Cream Man Drives Away And You Didn't Get Anything

    When The Ice Cream Man Drives Away And You Didn't Get Anything

    corrina.kathleen Report

    #360

    He Thought There Would Be Biscuits With Dinner

    He Thought There Would Be Biscuits With Dinner

    bastilabrowncoat Report

    Lady A
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should always be biscuits with dinner! haha

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    #361

    When Your "Balloon No Working"

    When Your "Balloon No Working"

    bethlehman32 Report

    Molly Tallmadge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, when I was little, I popped a balloon. I then yelled "MY BAWOON IT BOKEN!" a my mom for 20 minutes,

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    #362

    His Rattle Won't Fit Through The Crib Slats

    His Rattle Won't Fit Through The Crib Slats

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And neither would his head. Thank God.

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    #363

    She Climbed Up The Outside Furniture The Wrong Way And Got Stuck

    She Climbed Up The Outside Furniture The Wrong Way And Got Stuck

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be alright, little one. Daddy's there.

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    #364

    He's Upset Because I Let Him Cut The Top Off Of The Popsicle That He Asked To Cut The Top Off Of. Twice

    He's Upset Because I Let Him Cut The Top Off Of The Popsicle That He Asked To Cut The Top Off Of. Twice

    ariley81 Report

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who topped of who anymore. LOL

    #365

    I Won't Seat In A Chair At The Table So She Can Sit In My Lap

    I Won't Seat In A Chair At The Table So She Can Sit In My Lap

    kspooner10 Report

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