30 Of The Worst Things Ever Served In Fancy Restaurants That Just Look Like A Scam

it is vegan, though

“Excuse me, my salad appears to be missing…salad.”

We had sweets that looked like pebbles when I was a kid. You could eat them all though. No real pebbles in the bag.

For those of you wondering what those foods are, OP says: Something, Pea Soup, scallop n bread, 1/7th of a cauliflower, some sort of meat, a light (I believe) lemon dessert, and a special chocolate cake dessert for our anniversary. It was incredible.

So, roasted colon and brick cheese with fried worms then

What fresh hell is this?

Yes, you literally have to eat it off your hands and it costs a ridiculous amounth.

Do you get to keep the hat???

So they just plop the food onto the dirt?

I was distracted by the $650 bourbon on the menu.

Is that a Pringle?

No drinking while on duty chef.

Well it was free after all

I think I can be a fancy chef

I’d send it back and walk out.

To torture the minimum wage workers who have to make them

Am I supposed to lick the plate?

Amuse bouche. Meant to be bite size.

Hey, I do that with peeps at Easter.

Seeing a lot of rocks here. My back yard must be very chic.

Chef Grant Achatz makes beautiful food and portions looks decent. This one seems ok and very creative.

What’s the obsession with rocks at these places, Possibly the local dentist pays them to do it?

so *thats* where my trowel disappeared to! 😂

If there are 44 courses these portion sizes are correct.

Extra cheese 🤢

Better for the diner’s experience and the planet if they just used glass.

paradise for doggos - or are the bones coated with epoxy?

Those croquettes look delicious though

Some very beautiful, others not so much.

Chef in back- Nailed it.

Don’t eat it all at once. Leave room for the next course.

Green eggs and toe jam.

Now this is lovely and special.

At least there's no rocks.

Rocks keep the temperature better

No way I am waiting at the table for six years

Just give me a burger and fries

Thought you said you wanted the crust cut off your bread.

That looks suspiciously like something my dad found in my room when I was 14...got grounded for a month🙃

Every kid knows dirt is edible

It is beautiful...

Shouldn't there be 4 sliders then???

Beautiful presentation.

Chef Grant Achatz‘s Alinea is showing up again. This is a nightmare for people like me with chronic arthritis.

At least they had the decency to remove the thorns

I'd starve just trying to figure out what part I'm supposed to eat!

I wonder how many of these places have a side hustle selling videos of their customers trying to eat the ridiculous c**p they serve. I'm guessing a "best of" clip compilation would be quite amusing.

They're vegan sushi, very chic.

Do I...Do I eat this?

Why is that beautiful

at least it´s easy to clean

Pass.

Should use dental floss so patron can make use of it later.

That looks like a piece of raw liver.

The skill needed to prepare these is phenomenal. I'd love to know what each one actually is.

I am all for the artistic experience but I would just rather have my food on a plate, no rocks, not smeared on the table, just a regular old plate with silverware.

Now this one. This one is amazing.

Stones are the new shovels, it seems 🤔

Somewhere a bird is wondering why their eggs are now lying on the ground