Empty pockets, all-nighters, annoying professors, more all-nighters... It's difficult to explain what being a student is really like in just a few words. So let's do it through memes.
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College
Word. Our lawyers didn't want us sued by WordPerfect, so we had to make sure Word was nowhere near Perfect.
and half of the text is now bold and the other half is in hebrew
Word is horrible. That's why I've been using WordPerfect for almost 40 years now.
Ha, College Sounds Like A Hell Hole
Oh jeez o didn’t get it till you said it.🤦🏾♀️
Load More Replies...Hugh D. Young? I saw about self-confidence by Hugh D. Mann. Seriously... That Roger responded is kinda awesome, but the real credit for a funny goes to Sahaj.
Good God! Had that text in the 1970's in college - probably edition 2 or 3!
Always Me
The worst is not the shame, it's not knowing for which part on your paper the teacher said that and now you just doubt everything x)
It is, but say it standing in the front, not at the student's desk you are reading over. :)
Load More Replies...Two things for me. 1) The teacher comes up behind you and just stands there. For what seems like forever. Reading and reading your paper. I had to resist covering it and looking up and asking "Can I help you?". 2) I had an English teacher in HS who would just sit and wait until she saw that all of us were deep in thought and just sweating it. Next thing? "BOO!!!!!💣💥" All of us after she did that...🥴. For some it was followed by🤮
Sometimes it's just that the teacher is bored during the exam.
Load More Replies...I had the opposite. I had an amazing calculus teacher. He would walk around the room during an exam. He would look at people's work and say things like, "No, no. Go back three steps and check your answer first..." and things like that. DURING the exam. I figured with him doing things like that, everyone would get an 'A+". No, we had a normal distribution of grades...Best teacher I ever had (and not just 'cuz of his testing habits).
It is a good thing. The test is to measure your understanding of the subject matter, not to penalize for your mistakes. Mistakes, especially in Maths, are very common. You may understand the topic perfectly, but mistakes can creep out inadvertently.
Load More Replies...Of course, the pandemic made sure there's nothing “normal” or “routine” about this academic year, with some classes being in-person or mixed-mode and some remote; the need to wear masks and observe social distancing; and the restrictions on gatherings.
Talking to PennState News, some of their freshmen shared how they are navigating college during these challenging times, and ways they are finding to have fun.
"It was my dream to come to Penn State after hearing all my dad's stories about his time as a student," Angie Busch said. "It's obviously hard for everyone to adjust, but I make sure to do my part because I don't want to leave the happiest place on Earth."
"With all the protocols in place, I have been able to explore a lot of campus with my roommate. We have found a good group of friends to hang out with in a socially distant manner. We aren't going to let this virus ruin our time here."
Prof Brain
What are we gonna do today Brain? The same thing we do every night Pinky try and take over the world.
College Is Hard
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Load More Replies...The best part of one of my college classes was the student who had a guide dog. When he was working we all knew no contact, but once she got to class she let him roam the room to get attention from everyone! Sometimes he would even interrupt the professor for some pets, the professor always obliged
Worked in an office with two guide dogs. Loved it. As you say, when they aren't working we can make a big fuss of them. Very stress relieving.
Load More Replies...My College Doesn't Want Us To Make Popcorn In Their S****y Microwaves
Wait a minute...are you part of Allen, Allen, Allen & Allen? Lol
Load More Replies...Smoked salmon with stilton sauce. Trust me.
Load More Replies...When I dormed, the sign said "No Popcorn unless you make enough for the whole floor since everyone can smell it"
I would make two bags, then give everyone 1 popcorn. Not bag, just 1 popcorn.
Load More Replies...20.000... Do. not. comprehend. *Googles 'USA Student sucide rate'*. How do you do this without breaking down ?
20 000$ ?! But that's what I had on my account when I graduated from high school ! The cost of education in the US is totally insane. This Sallie May is a bitch.
What? The censor s**t and f**k but not bitch ?
Load More Replies...Wtf? Doesn't everyone love the smell of popcorn?! And also, with so much tuition, couldn't they buy a better microwave?!
The problem is people walk off and don't monitor the popping. Burnt popcorn stinks to high hell and lasts for days.
Load More Replies...Just because you pay for something, you feel you have the right to do whatever you want with whatever is there? The fee you paid a fee was for education, not for using microwave to doing popcorn. So, you are doing it so wrongly if you use the microwave for whatever is not authorised both if you pay 20k 2k or 200k. The day you learn that, you will have given a great step towards being a mature person
Tommy Doughty, who has one class in person per week, said things are a little different but he's "been able to adapt and so far at Penn State I have been having a great time."
"Since this is my first college experience, it's weird. However, we have to make the most of it, and I am only here for four years so I have been trying to maximize the number of people I meet. I have learned over the years that positivity is key and that even though our classes aren’t in person, there is still tons of fun to be had at Penn State," Doughty explained.
Word Count
At a very young age the peas, who were in fact quite early, were very minute in size.
But that's what this is saying. Like, you have to add so many extra adjectives so you can meet the quota
Load More Replies...When you get older, early pees become more of a problem. So I'm told. And you spelled it wrong. Get then straight, or you'll be very confused when you're told to eat every carrot and pea on your plate.
She means that it's much harder to shorten your text
Load More Replies...This has left me with the ability to waffle on, seemingly without any purpose, in almost anything I write. Getting up to five hundred words isn't a problem now. No, it's keep the word count down so that I can still fit it in the comments section. It's made me unnecessarily 'wordy' and unable to be succinct which is exactly the opposite to the kind of skill-set you need as an adult. Coupling this with inordinately long sentence and an ability to 'bullet-point' the information means that whilst I overcame my initial inability to attain a certain word count or, actually a page count in my day (yes, things were actually HAND WRITTEN back then) I have failed to adjust to what's necessary in the world of world AFTER university. Perhaps schools and universities would be better placed to actually teach a separate course in how to write essays and to prioritise writing clearly and succinctly over a simple 'word count' This would mean that the skills we learned and practised at school and
The hardest thing is to not write too many words, actually. I used to have teachers who set a lower limit but not an upper limit... I always made them change their mind, eventually.
I hardly ever make the word limit, so what I do is deduct the points from where I don't meet and try to nail the paper. It usually works for me. As long as I get the 90 or above....
Load More Replies...Here is a tip: Change your font colour to white and just eargvfdvgbdasfjbhdf away.
Won’t work for profs who demand printed essays and count the words manually. Back when I was in school, nothing was submitted electronically.
Load More Replies...When There’s A Group Project, But You Do All The Work
How rude, they didn't include the 6th guy: Allan!
Load More Replies...Halloween they need to change one of them to ALIEN. Just one of them. See who notices.
In group projects, you have to make a choice : do all the work, or get a bad grade.
yeah. It is usually the first for me.
Load More Replies...New Test Instructions
I'm offended. I come from a long line of Posers. Or so I'm told. Actually, the name checks out. I Googled it. Prof. from U of Johannesburg, where Nabeela Hasrod also teaches.
Load More Replies...Of course crying during an exam is allowed, just like swimming is allowed at the pool, falling is allowed when you are an apple, and being one year older is allowed during your birthday.
4. cry is allowed but please do quietly 5, do not wipe tears on exam paper 6 good luck, THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂
I asked my husband to put this on his exams next year. By the smirk, I think he is it considering it.
Didn't understand a word the stats prof said (he had no teaching ability). Got another student to tutor me. Based on the textbook. Wrote it all down. Test time came: what was on the test was not covered in class. It was not in the textbook and it sure as s---- wasn't in the notes from my tutor. I sat in the class and silently cried - with tears (and snot) dripping down onto the desk and the test paper. At the end of class I walked past the prof and flung down the test paper and all my index-card notes and formulas. 'None of what you said was on the test!' I raged, before walking out. I figured my academic career (grad school, final degree) was over, as the class was required for completing the program. Surprise, surprise - the stats prof (who we had nicknamed 'Dr. Death') actually passed me with a C+, and I was able to complete my program. To this day I think of him as being my angel.
You did not know the matter. You thought you had done it wrongly But it was right! So, you do not know anything I hope you will not be my surgeon, nor the engineer of the bridge I have to cross, nor ....
Load More Replies...Suspension of face-to-face teaching during the COVID-19 pandemic has led to concerns about consequences for students' learning. While data on this subject remains limited, one 2021 study evaluated the effect of school closures on primary school performance in The Netherlands.
"Our results reveal a learning loss of about 3 percentile points or ... the equivalent to one-fifth of a school year, the same period that schools remained closed," the researchers wrote. "Losses are up to 60% larger among students from less-educated homes, confirming worries about the uneven toll of the pandemic on children and families."
"The findings imply that students made little or no progress while learning from home and suggest losses even larger in countries with weaker infrastructure or longer school closures."
Well, at least we have memes to ease the situation while things slowly return to normal.
College Decisions
To change my major I had to meet with the head of dept to explain why. I couldn't do a major in bio anth so I was doing in I anth, but some aspects I had less interest in, and one class was soul crushingly tedious. Turns out that the head of Anth dept was also my lecturer in the boring class. Such an awkward conversation, definitely filed in my brain's "remember when you did this?" cringe category
I bet your brain loves to remind you of that at 2 AM when you're trying to sleep.
Load More Replies...I don't really understand this major and minor stuff that you guys pick. In my country, you just pick one course (like Architecture) and then study it until you graduate. I'm honestly confused
A minor is purely for interest, or it is supplemental to Your Major. Usually (well the smart thing to do anyway) you would want to take classes that relate to your major, but aren't a part of it. This way, when you go on to study for PhD., the classes you took for the minor help that. For example, you major in Anatomy/Physiology, then minor in Biology, then when you go on for the PhD, then those extra classes help you. There is no certificate for a minor. Hope this helps.
Load More Replies...Gotta Stay Productive
Hey...gotta stick to the schedule! Crying time is over! On to reading time.
It only I could be that efficient. My work time tends to be dotted with bits of online time, reading time, and derp time
There is an actual anxiety tool where you schedule to worry for 10 to 30 minutes each day. Its supposed to get it out of the way for the rest of the day.
Load More Replies...This is a therapy exercise/tool. You allow youreslf X minutes to be a wreck, then shake it off, and get back to life.
I’m Always Losing Focus
Yup "trying" to finish a lab report right now...hehh...hehehh....hehehehheheheheheheheheh
Load More Replies...Don't try to study from a textbook. Use it to make handwritten (not typed), very condensed notes. No more than 5 double-side pages. Don't re-read them till all notes have been taken. Then read the notes a couple of times a day for the week leading up to the exam. You will pass.
*cries in probably has ADHD but waiting for diagnosis*
Load More Replies...What always helped me focus was to find another place to study from. I learned for all my exams not at my desk but a room in my grandpas house, a free room at my parents etc.
Two Ships Passing In The Night
When The Teacher Is About To Switch The Powerpoint And You’re Still Not Done Taking Notes
If I've said it once I've said it a million times: googly eyes always always make everything better.
Load More Replies...As a teacher, I sometimes erase the whiteboard and then turn and see some faces like this (so, introverts, no need to speak) and eventually a "noooo..." but now in our on line classes I feel like a queen when I can just say "don't worry" and ctr+Z.
And "can I take a pic, pleaaaaaase" just before (but sometimes too late).
Load More Replies...Ouch, That Hurts!
Things I Study vs. Things I'm Asked On The Exam
Savvy Helps, When You Have No Money!
what’s wrong with tapwater? it produces less waste and tastes the same as bottled water. plus, it saves money.
Load More Replies...I wouldn’t do that. Fountain water is very gross. But that is a great invention if you have no money and can’t but water.
This comment was not necessary, plus, fountain water is tap water?
Load More Replies...In Australia almost absolutely nobody buys bottled water only if you happen to have a camp etc but usually sink water.
I’m The Rarest In My College
Oddly, that headline belongs to a completely different animal, a bird.
Yeah that’s what I thought also. I think they changed it for the facial expression.
Load More Replies...I had a math class in college and a student didn't show up until the final exam. The professor called him out and told him to get out. I couldn't believe it.
Yup, That's What College Is Like
Don't do that to the poor coyote! Now it'll be in debt for the rest of it's life!
College vs. High School
don't worry about it. that is my future husband right there
Load More Replies...Did we go to the same school? Because that literally happened to me one night as I was trudging back from the library.
There was a kid in my town that waled around in his robe with coffee all the time,....in the afternoon
High school is not judgy. Students are just loners who live their own life and don't care about other's ones.
You must have had a very kind, caring, inclusive secondary school experience.
Load More Replies...College In A Nutshell
The person who created the quiz is an idiot. It happens a lot.
Load More Replies...This might be the only school test that actually prepares students for the real world. Because I'm pretty sure I've worked for that teacher several times.
Test: wrong answer. The correct answer is: dome-shaped. Your answer is: dome-shaped. 🤬
Noteworthy
*2 weeks later, on last question, the bonus question* "Why did the professor cancel 2 classes 2 weeks ago?"
Load More Replies...Still better than a prof casually trotting into the first lecture to announce "Half of you will fail the first major test in my course, don't worry, thats normal"
Like????? Congrats you suck at your job??? (I'm talking about the professor you mentioned not you)
Load More Replies...That's a brave teacher who is sharing in case a student with depression needs assistance.
I remember sitting next to our new sales VP on his first day when we had a town hall at work. I had introduced myself before it started. I look down during the meeting to see the notes he’s taken and I see he wrote my name down. No reason for it. It’s not like my job requires me to interact with him regularly.
I had a professor who, after missing several classes, showed up as we were about to leave again. He threw his jacket on the desk, said he'd been drinking too much, had cheated on his wife, and had in general "effed everything up". It was one of my fiction writing classes.
Every Time
ah Turnitin...I remember it telling highlighting all instances of "this is the" as plagiarism ...had fun explaining that one to the lec.
Turnitin always marks quotes from another text as plagiarism, even if they are cited or need to be there for the assignment
Load More Replies...One time I forgot to turn something in, and only when I was in bed I remembered and went to turn it in.
When You Know You Did A Bad Job, But You’re Just Proud You Finished Your Assignment!
It looks like my drawings. Stupid guidelines, they never go away.
Load More Replies...It looks like the road on which the white line painting people take their test.
Wouldn’t Want Smart Kids Going To College
People with good looks always get appraised more than people who actually have something to offer to society. I don't know if it's something new or if it's always been like that.
It's called "Halo Effect". Try calling out someone for 'grading you too good'. Look at their confused faces 🤢
Load More Replies...I do not understand this one... Maybe because I am not an american. Like, does anyone really give a f**k about athletes in college?
The ultimate deciding factor in America is your extracurricular. If you do sports and at least have an existing brain, you get all of the scholarships especially if your black. If your really smart, but don't do any sports, you'll lose the scholarship to Mr. Sportywithatleastasemifunctionalbrain if your unlucky. If your REALLY REALLY unlucky, you don't even get a spot. Guess who does? Mr. Sportywithasemifunctionalbrain. Honestly though, that's what I heard and know. I'm still in grade school, so I haven't applied yet.
Load More Replies...UK rugby teams as well. They can get away with s**t no one else would.
Load More Replies...I hate this stereotype. I am an athlete and you could still be really smart and and be good at sports. You don't just look at their athletic abilities you look at their academic abilities.
Amen. Many student athletes are working twice as hard having to balance it all. My daughter is stellar at this and top in academics and athletics. You fail you lose your athletic scholarship people. When student athletes excel, grad schools look at these positive traits as a positive as well and sweep them up quickly.
Load More Replies...trust me i kno. i was happier once i busted my knee ya it still hurts me 12 years later but u kno wat i dont care my college life was normal afterwards i enjoyed it. i was able to keep the scholarship thankfully but not being expected to do good in track felt nice. i was able to concentrate on my studies. now im a kindergarden teacher happy as can b i have no regrets. not being able to run competetively anymore is the best thing that happened to me
Or Basically Any Other College Major
wow. How do you not feel guilty? (sorry, I could never cheat. I become guilty from eating the last cookie even if everyone else ate 3 and I didn't even get 1.)
Load More Replies...this is the funniest and most relatable thing i have seen in awhile
I Graduated From College Today. This Pretty Much Sums It Up
It's not loan if you don't have to give it back ;) ! Thank you France, we truly are grateful!!
Load More Replies...Meanwhile Finland literally pays you to study. In my time I got about 550 e per month - and no, we don't have to pay it back :).
I understand that college, university, and post-graduate are not for everyone and full understand that some people feel much more comfortable going to a technical school to learn an apprenticeship or trade. With the soaring and outrageous price of college in the United States, I can understand this. Unfortunately, many career fields require an undergraduate education or even a post-graduate education to even get an entry-level job. It's a vicious cycle. You go to school for years and end up in debt just to get a foot in the door for some career fields.
Load More Replies...College Life In A Nutshell
Daily life in a nutshell, put ur hands up *raises hand that isn't holding mug of coffee*
I bought a perfect Xmas gift for a friend last Christmas. A wall plaque that says "I don't rise and shine; I caffeinate and hope for the best"
What car is that and how is it still running?! I'm asking that so I can get a car that resilient.
Welcom To College
And this was the best when you already needed to be up at the library or something after class and you were there already.
same for online school. half of my history class is just her telling us to do our english assignments (it's not even the same teacher!)
I had a college calculus-based physics prof go over the answers to a quiz 99% of the class bombed. Then he spent the last several minutes giving us a slideshow of his trip to Russia however long ago. We walked out still not understanding half of the quiz we failed. Most of us had failing averages, too. I withdrew from the spring semester class and retook it in the summer with a different professor. She taught like an elementary teacher, with lots of tangible displays to explain the equations and concepts. Got a B.
See You
Attendance = you can hear and read what you are supposed to learn = you can learn it = you might have a chance to not fail. So, yes, attendance does affect your grades.
The art school I graduated from had a no attendance policy ( because after all, if you're going to art school, it means that you actually want to study, not just go get a min wage job and start suffering immediately, yes?) Which works great for people who are seriously interested... BUT the newbie HS graduates would hear that they didn't have to be at class, and about 80% of them would stop attending, only to drop out second semester when their parents were informed that they didn't even show up for review boards... any other SMFA Boston students here?
I came in to take a test and my professor had no idea who I was, asked me if I was in the right place, I said yes, then she asked me if I was doing alright in the class. She had it set up so if you got As the first three tests you didn't need to take the final. I didn't have to take the final. The class was a 20 minute walk from my other class and I had only 15 minutes between the two, rather not go then show up 5 minutes late sweating and gasping for air after running all the way across campus.
My campus is small enough that we're usually fine, but I had a pair of classes once that were juuust too far to make it if we left on time, and a prof that regularly talked right up to the last second. The first class was engineering-something-or-other and the second class was way-beyond-difficult-math comprised of about 20% engineers from the first class. I always felt bad as this group of 30 or so ragtag engineers burst through the door 3-4 minutes into class, every single time, trying their best not to interrupt but doing so anyway as we tried to find our seats, get our books open, and take off our heavy winter coats because we also had to go outside in -40 in order to get there.
Load More Replies...Yup. Went to attending one day in three. Then my name was not on the roll anymore? It did not affect my grade, but rather my enrollment in the class.
It's Hard Being College Student
This isn't even strictly for college. Do you know how long it took for me to learn long division? No one taught me it because they all expected me to know it already.
Regular Algebra II teacher, who hasn’t gotten to matrices yet: You are too smart for this class. Move to the honors class. Honors Algebra II teacher: Why haven’t you learned matrices yet? Are you sure you belong here?
I stayed in honors math, but I lost my enjoyment for it.... 😔
Load More Replies...College Students Everywhere Unite
The not so smart students: singing row row row your boat
Load More Replies...All of the colleges in a 85 mile radius are going down then.
Load More Replies...Meanwhile, the ones who have rich parents are already in the rescue boat after they took their luggages, the silverware and all the food.
Freshmen vs. Seniors
When The Exam Is Too Hard, And You Gotta See If You’re Still Alive
This is what people who have anxiety attacks do in different ways. Because it feels like you're about to die, one coping mechanism some develop is checking their pulse.
This happened to me too! He's probably doing that because when you scroll with one had a lot, it makes your wrist feel annoying and weird, and sometimes pressing on it helps or feels like it helps. Edit: But then again this is in-school so maybe not, maybe he was writing a lot or smthing.
This has got to be in Texas, but I’m not sure why that guy turned around is actually wearing an H‑E‑B shirt. Maybe he has a shift after class?
Wouldn't have been able to check my pulse during my final exams cause after the first three hours the Fingers on my right hand cramped and everytime the pen slicked out of them I had to stick him back with my left hand cause I couldn't grab him with my cramped right hand. ~.~
Oh, I know what this is! It's called tapping, and you basically tap your pulse steadily with your dominant hand, until the feeling of stress/overwhelmed/panic goes away.
College Life
Me : learns the lessons from the entire semester. The teacher : gives me an exam about something they never taught us anything about.
The Struggle
And in the 20th century for us older lot, the weird lump that would appear on ur finger in exam season from using a pen so damn much. I wonder if that's now replaced by the sore wrists or something from typing
ʏᴇs, ɪ sᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇʟʏ ᴄᴀʟʟᴏᴜs ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴍɪᴅᴅʟᴇ ғɪɴɢᴇʀ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅ.
Load More Replies...don't forget wrist pain! idk even know how, i've been taking less notes than i would in person
College Is So Much Harder Than This -Every High School Teacher Ever
Well, in fairness, a lot of people do get STIs in college.
Load More Replies...High school: You WILL call me Ms. Holtzhauzen. You will speak with me directly for any queries and you better not miss a single class or I will fail you. You'll be in college next year, you should get used to this. College: Uh, hi I'm Carrie. Here's my number if you wana text me any questions, just don't do it at night or on the weekend. Oh and you don't have to show up, just hand your crap in on time kay?
To be fair, high school teachers are paid to teach you about the world, and respect. Students pay for college, so they want to keep you there. A cool prof. Will make you more comfortable, and actually willing to learn.
Load More Replies...Me grinding at least an hour for Roark's gym in Pearl: Omg this is gonna be so hard Fighting Roark: .-.
Ummm..... no, college is actually pretty much the thing on the left. You run from it reallllllly fast and leave a blood trail. ;-D
Depends on both the college and the major. Evergreen env. education? Dog, but handing you a joint. MIT Physics? Thing on the other side turned out to just be an appendage of a giant kraken bent on destroying you.
Load More Replies...The Struggle
And they just keep piling up so that by the time the last day of school rolls around you just don't care anymore.
College
In case this is an actual question, it’s very very very thin toilet paper that you can literally see through
Load More Replies...School And College Be Like
So freaking relatable...I just google it or ask my friends later on
Pretty sure this is a struggle every year of school.
even though im not an i.d.i.o.t., I do that all the time. Even in my own mind!
I've read until here, and I'm starting to get a bit worried about going to college.
There were times I flat out told the professor I was having trouble understanding something and they still didn’t try to help me.
You Doing Same?
I work in compliance. First thing I do when someone ask me a question about a regulation is to Google the same question. Hasn't failed me yet
Load More Replies...Google hadn't been around a full three years when I graduated from university. We did our best with servers like Internet Explorer and Netscape....
When All You Want To Do Is Sleep, But Attendance Counts For 15% Of Your Final Grade
I hated also especially when the professor had nothing to give and made no effort at all! Yes i will not waste my time coming to class for the teacher to show me the book in slides! If you have nothing else to provide don't make the attendance mandatory!
Load More Replies...If I had so much as tried this in any of my classes, I would have been shamed right out of the room by the profs.
I can absolutely identify with this. I worked night jobs throughout my college career (all 6 years of my baccalaureate) and I had an hour and a half commute to my first college class (freshman English) at 7:15 am three days a week. I slept through nearly every class. Ended up with a B.
As A Uni Student With No Money, I Give You My New Cups!
nah just a little. But you can soften the edges with a hot iron
Load More Replies...This Isn't Surreal, This Is High School And College
Especially for virtual school. My teachers always forget to share their screen.
And you're in a class full of introverts, so they won't say anything, which makes you unsure if it's problems with your own personal screen or if the teacher really isn't sharing, so not even you want to speak up and tell the teacher that she's not sharing. :>
Load More Replies...How Comforting
But wait! I hear fast food places are hiring! Solved that problem for ya. /s
It does not change anything, but at least we won't blame ourselves anymore. I guess it is an improvement...
I love how they assume that college students have no work experience. The majority of students I knew had jobs and in graduate school, they had jobs and kids. Not many people can afford to just not work for all of those years.
You usually dont do paid work in your field. And once you habe a university title in the cv nobody hires you even as a cleaner.
Load More Replies...Gen Z Has Record Low College Enrollment
I'm part of gen z and I just have to say that I'm ashamed of my generation..
More likely: They'll sell out to larger colleges. Bankrupt is for businesses that are blindsided or wanting to trim debt. Consolidation is the norm in a contracting industry. And I'm not even very sure college will contract; they've been predicting this for 30 years and it hasn't happened yet.
There are so many very-well paying jobs in the non-college degree sector. Why vocational technology was stopped years ago baffles me....no, wit. It doesn’t. Kids were indoctrinated to believe that a college degree was the ONLY way to get a good job. School’s were convinced to shut down votech. Colleges figured out how to get more money. Gov’t figured out how to help. Student loans! Colleges increased tuition to the point of absurdity!
Mine already went bankrupted and is abandoned and looks like Earth after humans, it's about to get demolished (College of Santa Fe, rest in hell)
College Be Like
A prof's previous student ? Because you cannot be a student of a person who is not a prof anymore, and asking a person who used to be a student of your current prof makes much more sense. Ja, ich bin ein fücking grammar nazi.
When Your Alarm Goes Off And You’re Trying To Count How Many Times You Missed That Class Already
I only skipped a class once. Introduction to Chemistry. To underage drink with another class skipper.
When You Finally Graduating College
Why does everyone always pick on McDonald's?? I know it's not the highest paying, most prestigious job. But it's still an honest day's pay. A lot of good people work there, & not just teenagers. There's nothing wrong with that. And believe it or not, it's a damn hard job, sometimes. Okay, yeah, if you've studied for years, & you're tens of thousands of dollars in debt, & McDonald's is all you can get, yeah, that would suck for you. But in & of itself, it's not a terrible, horrible punishment or something to work at McDonald's, or any fast food. It's just a job, like any other out there. People sure as hell wanna eat there, they have absolutely no problem with that. They come in multiple times a week, sometimes. And somebody's gotta serve them. But they'll come through that drive though & look down their nose at the cashier, & treat them like s**t, & then go home and post s**t like this on their Facebook walls. Have a little respect for the people who feed you, man.
Somebody's gotta do it. We weren't all meant to be doctor's or lawyers or engineers. And people gotta eat. Give fast-food workers a break. Stop f*****g shaming them. They're not bad people, they're not lazy, Andy they're NOT stupid. And somebody with a higher paying job isn't 'better' than them, simply because of the job they have. We're all just people, man. Just...stop. Please. Just f*****g stop. Okay, rant over. Sorry, touched a nerve lol.
Load More Replies...At least until McD's becomes like everyone else & wants 5yrs of food service experience for $7 an he
Just Made It To College 0/10 Would Not Recommend
My campus had a Subway, Taco Bell, and a Papa Johns.
Load More Replies...And what about "in college, you can have a social life" ? This is the funniest one. Food is not so bad, by the way...
My university reality: Practically the same as hospital food, some classes (particularly lab ones) started AT 7am, I could easily find a parking space a quarter mile away from the nearest building on campus, and I worked through most of college and largely paid as I went. Still took over ten years to pay off *principle* loans worth $7k, thanks to high interest rates and low paying jobs.
Dang y’all woke up at 7 for hs? I’m waking up at 5:45 lol
If you ever want a great week, go into Pre-Law. All my professors were attorneys and none of them had class on Fridays because they were usually at their practice getting documents ready for filing so they could get on the court docket on Monday.
Going To College To Become A Professor Is A Pyramid Scheme
Only Highlight The Important Stuff
Why did they waste their time doing that?! Oh...wait. They were bored (pandas)
me in 4th grade when i actually had to start taking notes. i would literally copy the textbook into my notebook and then my teacher would be like *open book test*
Go To College Kids
Going to college being homeless and in debt for the rest of your life
Like If I Am Taking Out Loans To Afford College Who Says That I Have Extra Money To Donate
I thought that was a make-up stained tissue for a bit too long there 😂
I looked at it again and thought "ah, yeah. it is" then I seen it lol
Load More Replies...The origin is a video from TikTok user @dontatmecusunotme
Load More Replies...My alma mater is constantly begging for donations. Y'all took a central field on campus that students actively used for spontaneous activities and scheduled events and turned it into a completely useless mosquito-breeding reflection pool. I'm not giving you idiots another dime.
Here’s To College Ice Breakers
Once my teacher told us to tell everyone a boring fact about ourselves.
I like how one of them is just burning alive. . . JUST LIKE THE REAL THING!
My work version: Share something positive that happened for you this week
College Life
I'm also failing 7/5 classes and I'm only taking two this semester
at first I was like what is this, I guess it is also affecting me hahaha
Good Luck With Finals Everyone!
Do you see the sigma ? It means "do all those calculus again and again with every possible unknown number from 1 to n... then add everything up." Yes, it is as long, boring and frustrating as it seems to be.
When You Have To Attend The Morning Lecture At Any Cost
OMG I don't think I could ever be a college professor. I just don't have the patience for this s**t.
It's still cooking. It's literally on a griddle.
Load More Replies...Ur Mom Goes To College!
No Time To Explain, I Need To Finish My Paper!
Thank You, College. Also, I Appreciate It
Paging the Department of Redundancy, that is calling the department...
A Broke College Student's Dream Deal
Ramen is basically the collected toe nail clippings of a retirement home's population. The dust in the packet is what is underneath the toes.
It's Something
The one I relate to best: "Donate to your alma mater!" No. You got my money. I got my degree. Our relationship is over. Begone!
These kinds of things make me kinda nervous for college. I'm already ahead on functioning on little sleep though.
Don't be. It usually works out. And if you need help, ask for it.
Load More Replies...The one I relate to best: "Donate to your alma mater!" No. You got my money. I got my degree. Our relationship is over. Begone!
These kinds of things make me kinda nervous for college. I'm already ahead on functioning on little sleep though.
Don't be. It usually works out. And if you need help, ask for it.
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