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Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Much has been written about the battle between the sexes. More than a hundred years ago, a German neurologist published a book noting that women's brains are smaller than men’s. Paul Julius Möbius then came to the confident conclusion that this makes women “physiologically weak-minded.” Yes. He said it.

Thankfully, research has moved with the times. A string of more modern studies have found that  there’s really no difference in the average intelligence between guys and girls. But other research has found that there are some differences when it comes to men and women, and what they find funny. If you consider yourself someone with a man’s sense of humor, we’ve found the perfect place for you to get your fix of funny. Instagram page Relatable posts for men has more than 626 thousand followers. Keep scrolling for our personal favorite posts, and don’t forget to upvote yours.

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Lene
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It sounds to me like mr. Harbor is kust doing his job.

Auntriarch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, exactly how a police officer should be then

Alexandra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Elite"? I don't think so. Real class means you go about your business quietly and unobtrusively without attracting attention to yourself. In this case 'elite' just means 'entitled'.

Geoffrey Scott
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A cop who doesn't ascribe to "rules for thee, not for me"? How refreshing!

Rob Williams
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For Pandas outside of the UK, the Daily Mail is a newspaper that is so unreliable that it is banned from use as a source by Wikipedia. It has been criticised for its unreliability, its printing of sensationalist and inaccurate scare stories about science and medical research, and for instances of plagiarism and copyright infringement.

Shea Fujishima
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine a COP doing HIS JOB properly! A couple of years and these will just be funny stories they all tell as they rough up some homeless guy.

Rich Black
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're a celebrity the legal blood alcohol limit is 100% !!!

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    sadmrguna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you got him that bike!

    P1 No-Name
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my heart just swells with love for this.

    Magazine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and then everyone clapped

    Martha Villagomez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be the fakest thing to ever be faked and I don’t care 🥹

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    Johnny McFearless
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This, and a thousand other things in the Internet that never happened.

    Pati G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad taking care from the other side

    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me you got him a bike! PLEASE!

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    Captive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BS. Literally everyone understood right away...

    Space Invader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite. I still don't know if it's for Max to look out or for us to admire Max.

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    Dave In MD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, those are on all simis. They are blind-spot or "peeper" windows.

    Foxes forever!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog be like “ no one enters except owner, I shall protect”

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is great! Of course Max should be able to look out the window without climbing what must feel like mountains.

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely a value add, check out the little darling

    Damned_Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno...I think this could cause accidents with people distracted by the adorable puppy.

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    The class clown is more likely to be male. That’s according to research led by a guy called Robert Provine. He observed 1,200 situations over a one year period. Provine and his assistants wanted to find out what role gender played in humor, jokes and laughter. “In conversations between men and women, females laughed 126 percent more than their male counterparts,” reported Psychology Today, adding that “females do the most laughing while males do the most laugh-getting.”

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kicked cancers butt, bless him.

    Julia Ford
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people fight and lose, I hate applauding for only those who fought and won. It’s an unfair fight.

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    Eric Krieg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or bless the cancer researchers who have changed some cancer mortality rates from 90% down to 5%

    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to St Michael's Hospital in Bristol 🇬🇧 I have been free of ovarian cancer for 20 years. Good on you Mr Perchick - keep on keeping on.

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that. But don't let your guard down and keep your appointments with your oncologist!

    Wm Paul Robinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoping to say the same asap myself. Congrats on beating the monster.

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    Daniel C.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't cool, it's beyond cool. Give this man the legendary status he deserves.

    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was litteraly thinking "wich super-hero movie is this? I need to see it". Edit spelling

    Hodmi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else start hearing the Avengers theme in their head when they saw this?

    Nylah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not all heroes wear capes.

    Robert Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would watch the hell out of this movie .

    Kitsune
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's the main character. we found him

    Ila in Maine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self: Save this in my training folder in case a certain convicted felon from FL rigs the election in his favor and, as he said, becomes a dictator on day one.

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    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not a guy thing! I believe Diane Fossey would like a word, from beyond the grave.

    Ben Aziza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine this was a post about Diane Fossey and some random guy in the comment is like " WELl YEH GUys do that Too [inset male scientist here] " Yeh we know but in this case it is a guy... The virtue signaling... It is cringe. Plz stop it.

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    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These men are risking more than might be immediately obvious. I saw one project which was a sewing cooperative to help the widows of gorilla rangers. They had one room in the coop building with a few dozen crudely painted simple two brushstroke crosses forming a kind of border near the ceiling, and lots of sewing going on below. Turns out that it's their memorial room - each cross is a fallen ranger.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorillas are incredibly intelligent and quite quick to learn a human's face. Apparently, from what I've read, they can start recognizing/remembering humans after just two or three times the human encounters them. Good on these anti-poachers protecting our cousins! <3 (Normally I'd be against humans purposefully acclimatizing a wild animal to human presence, but because gorillas can learn and REMEMBER faces, they'll know which humans are strangers and will attempt to avoid them.)

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real life super hero! ❤️

    Rocky Wheelwright
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you men for protecting these gorillas ❤️ Amazing creatures

    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brave brave guys. Saw a programme recently filmed by the wonderful Gordon Buchanan following gorillas and their courageous protectors.

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    They also found that when men are with other men, they laugh only about half as often as women do when they’re with their girlfriends. And that women didn’t really care who they were with. They laughed more regardless. But, women prefer to do the laughing, and not the joking.

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    Lew k
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thinks he forgot he was a descendant of a t-rex never had a rooster. Every rooster I ever had would fight me at 6' tall when they were all of 8" tall if the mood struck them. To be honest the outcome was 50/50. I always just ran.

    Thanos'Fingers
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People have legitimately died by rooster... Still has to be among the top funniest deaths in my book

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve four hens. Sophia, Dorothy, Blanche & Rose. They all very much fit their names with looks & personality. Dorothy is rather on the butch side. Maybe even sees herself as a rooster. Neighbor two properties over got a dog. A husky mix. Somehow it managed to make its way onto our property, over our fence and through the bird netting that covers our 15’x25’ chicken enclosure. I heard the noise & looked out to see Dorothy herding the other 3 into the coop & by the time I got there she was fending the dog off. Once separated, I saw she was missing several feathers on her back & had a large gash. We brought her in, cleaned the wound, gave her lidocaine & stitched her up. She healed fabulously & is now “Dorothy the Rooster.” Our community polices itself. So, at a community meeting we resolved to built the neighbor a fenced in yard for the dog. All volunteer labor & material. I’m sure it’s not just an island thing, but what smaller tight knit communities just do. Dorothy knows she has dinosaur DNA.

    JohninND
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice. Encouraging story to hear nowadays.

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    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my c***s died the same way fighting off a fox. Poor, brave fella.

    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine too. RIP Rastus the handsome French Marran even if you did attack me every morning when I let you and your ladies out of the coop.

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    lovemy suffolk
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a rooster, Roscoe. He fought off a dog long enough for our hens to get to safety. He too did not survive his wounds. He is also an admired hero. Good ol boy Roscoe. You are still missed.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chickens never forget who they originate from. They are just smaller, still crazy.

    Kristin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One rooster 🐓 my grandma had was Satan I swear lol ge took half my damn eyebrow. I was 7. Then my dad told me a story that he went to pock up a truck he got from a friend. So I got out to walk while I waited. He said all he seen was me hauling a*s screaming amd them 5 sec later 4 giant Turkys running after me. My dad laughed before he helped lol 😆 jerk.. I dislike birds alot as I have always had a bad experience lol

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best censorship on any meme. But also R.I.P Andre.

    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in case no one could figure out the word, it's "killed", as in was intentionally done to death.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter Griffin could have told you

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    Foxes forever!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is a genius, help the environment, do less work, and make the customer happy all at the same time

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’d also be nice if people stopped spraying cancer-causing chemicals on their lawns

    Thanos'Fingers
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would also be nice if binding weeds ceased to exist while we're at it..

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    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks even more pretty now that it's ostensibly framed by the mown grass. Puts me mind of pretty finishing touches like the fancy folded towels and chocolates in hotel rooms.

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this and got a letter from the city threatening to fine me

    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for him! This child is more environmentally aware than far too many adults and corporations.

    Never Snarky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid has been well trained by his parents. Win-win.

    Jude Laskowski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for the HOA to fine the homeowner. Good kid, though.

    DaveC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's off to a good start. Entrepreneur and saving the bees.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like an expensive wild flower garden! A fancy lawn addition!

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will keep him out of some half-baked romance, the kind that goes against the grain. Probably save him some dough, too. You may think this is kinda crusty of him, but he's no crumb. He can sit by the warmth of the oven and read a good book, like "Catcher in the Rye".

    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bread looks delicious

    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my man, but there are times when I'm in a flow doing stuff and he'll call... I of course get startled by the ringtone and my immediate reaction is "BRO do you think I'm bored??' 😅

    Schmebulock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he replaced apple pie with sourdough. I hope his parents don't walk in on him humping the boule.

    Peppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she’s not sour though 😉

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    David Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you got a rise out of the dough!

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    Several other studies have shown that women prefer men with a great sense of humor. Apparently they find funny men clever. As Psych Central reported, "Evolutionary psychologists have theorized that a sense of humor is a sign of intellect and strong genes and that women, the more selective sex due to the burdens associated with pregnancy, are attracted to funny men because of the genetic benefit that could be bestowed upon potential offspring.”

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    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, what is it with censoring completely normal words??

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! I’ve explained this ad nauseum. BP is a Lithuanian website. They employ non-AI translation software along with their English skills. Idioms & slang are cultural & don’t translate well. There are vastly different laws & liabilities in all the countries BP is accessible. Not everyone is free from litigation when they trigger masses of people. Laws are weird like that. So, there’s a reason they err on the censorship. Also, there’s issues with idiomatic writing on the sites they pull from. It’s not even BP that’s doing the censoring, but strict protocols that are set up with the software, probably on advice from their legal advocates. They’re in too fragile of a place & position to create liability or offend hard-fought-for sponsors.

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is not a good boi then I don't know what a good boi is.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT mess with a livestock guardian dog. They are amazing. They are also incredibly intelligent, independent, and stubborn XD One of my dogs is only HALF livestock guardian dog (Kuchi Dog breed specifically) and he will literally just look at me when I give him a command/instruction, and if he doesn't feel like doing it, he will snort, and just turn around and walk away XD He knows darn well what I WANT him to do (he is extensively trained and "knows" the meaning of about 100 words or so, so it's not a question of training or intelligence. He just knows he can give me the figurative middle finger and tell me to sod off if he doesn't want to do it.)

    TurquoiseTzarina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kuchi's are quite large. I had to look up this breed as it was unfamiliar to me. Looks intelligent and protective. Appreciate your canine knowledge, Lakota!

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    WJW _
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went camping years ago and a sheep guard dog came up to me with a horrendous injury on it's side. Took it 20 miles out of the mountains to a general store and the worker called the dogs owner. I received a call about two weeks later and the dog owner told me his herd was attacked by a bear. He found the dead bear and the other dog was fine. The one that I found lived and had earned well deserved retirement. He did lose any sheep.

    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the coyotes killed John Wick and his dog avenged him? Sounds about right to me.

    Matthew Savestheworld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many sheep are in Atlanta??? I mean I know some of the surrounding areas sure, but Atlanta?!? How do they navigate the traffic?

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    P1 No-Name
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter how many times I read this it always makes me happy.

    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone wants further details: It was an Italian who wanted to live in Lichtenstein and they were basically like: "You're neat, why not?" and took him along. Lichtenstein was also invaded by Switzerland accidentally at least 3 times, and apologized to each time it happened (usually through soldier troops getting lost). It's not a particularly big deal as in case of emergency, Switzerland would anyway be responsible to aid Lichtenstein. The two countries also share the same currency and are somewhat connected to one another.

    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, anybody else noticed how georgie aka @BeefyGorilla is really the heart and soul of this list?

    Norbert (Nick) Onaitis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he short, yellow and wearing blue coveralls?

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know he could have run off in any direction, were the owners supposed to die looking for him?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Odin. He is famous in California. He was a Great Pyrenes - a livestock guardian dog. His owners were trying to evacuate their goat herd due to an approaching fire, but the animals did not fit in their vehicle and the owners had to flee ASAP for their own safety. Odin REFUSED to leave his herd behind - his owners tried to get him to go with them, but he would not leave his "job" of guarding the herd. After the fire, the owners returned to their property, where they found Odin, still alive, guarding the goats. All of the goats. Not a single goat died. In fact, there were even a few deer hanging out with the goats and Odin. Odin lived a good life after that and finally died of old age.

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can understand they ran, we react differently. I tried a Darwin award, when house was on fire I stayed and ran around with a bag, collecting mama cat and 7 kittens that has spread all over the place in panic. We all survived though. I got them out, forgot wallet and everything else.

    Daniela Lavanza
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but the comment below is stupid: the owners were most likely ordered to leave by the police. I live in a high fire risk area and they do like this, otherwise many more people would die trying to protect their homes. I too wouldn't want to leave without my animals, i'd be despaired to, but if I'm forced, what can I do?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, the short description is a bit misleading. That's Odin. He is famous in California. He was a Great Pyrenes - a livestock guardian dog. His owners didn't purposefully leave him behind. His owners were trying to evacuate their goat herd due to an approaching fire (the Tubbs Fire), but the animals could not fit in their vehicle and the owners had to flee ASAP for their own safety. Odin REFUSED to leave his herd behind - his owners tried to get him to go with them, but he would not leave his "job" of guarding the herd. After the fire, the owners returned to their property, where they found Odin, still alive, guarding the goats. All of the goats. Not a single goat died. In fact, there were even a few deer hanging out with the goats and Odin. Odin lived a good life after that and finally died of old age.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We lost a lot on this fire. Today still the most traumatizing disaster I’ve been through, including Loma Prieta, Northridge, Iki, and most recently the 2018 eruption & lava flows in my district. Everyone in Sonoma county knows this hero of a dog

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hugs, my friend. I'm fortunate - I live in Huntington Beach/Orange County, so we're rarely directly affected by the Cali wildfires in my area, but I always donate to legit aid/volunteer groups when they happen.

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    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be aware that this fire happened very fast. One man left for work and was not able to get back in to save his disabled wife. Until Cali (in this case above) changes it so people won’t live in these areas, fires wil happen. Read up on the location of this burn and how wind and the internal climate of the fire compounded it. This was the 2018 Camp Fire. We just had a fire in a small town near the Clearwater, my farrier is a firefighter and his recounting of the work entailed is amazing. He no longer travels down to the big Cali/Or fires, but the work is murderously hard.

    Camilie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People should find out the whole story before making these kinds of statements

    Kelly Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fires move fast. When they tell you that you have to leave, they mean NOW, RIGHT THIS MINUTE!

    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank the gods this good boi was ok

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    Paul Osincup is a humor strategist and the author of “The Humor Habit”. He helps companies boost positivity and productivity by injecting some funny into their work culture. Osincup told Ask Men that being funny both puts your date at ease and pulls them in. “Not only that, but laughter also boosts the hormone responsible for human connection — oxytocin,” said Osincup.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my Shark Side of the Moon t-shirt from an aquarium on the Oregon Coast. People always comment about it.

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, sir, is one happy shark 😄

    Professional Bastard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy Snackadoodle, is that the shark from Back to the Future ll? Screenshot...41-png.jpg Screenshot-2024-09-02-at-102145-AM-66d5d812d7e41-png.jpg

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s too cold for many sharks in that northeastern part of the pacific.

    Kalevra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say its my favorite too.

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to see this. No disrespect to anyone, but sometimes I get the feeling that the importance of a good father is underestimated, not least by men themselves.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the woman in the background must be very into the kids game :P

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    Niels AirMax
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real heroes don't wear capes, they wear work clothing!

    Mary Reeves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High 5 to this dad..... he took time with his son.

    Ila in Maine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up and had relatives who did coal mining. Not once did they ever come home that they were not exhausted and wanted nothing more than sleep. The father in this picture scored major points with his son, who hopefully will not go into the mines as Dad did.

    K. Mike
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear! Hear ! Well said! If more men showed this much interest, the world has some hope yet

    Gail Wilson Webb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious respect! You can tell the dad is all in after a day's work but he is still all about his son. Somebody needs to gift them tickets to more games. I wish I could.

    Gingergirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definition of a man? Wow

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    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WW2 being what it was, I wouldn't recreate them all...

    Laserleader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honoring the sacrifice by visiting the locations is very admirable. Recreate ALL of them!

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love 'then and now' pictures! This is Mont St. Michel, France. If you ever go to France, go there (in the off-season).

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Almost all our visitors are now gone - it's safe to come out now!

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    Randy Sanders
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a side note, you look a lot like him, from what I can tell. That in itself is cool.

    Richard Wareham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a brilliant idea! I have my uncle's WWII war photos from North Africa and Italy. Unfortunately, very few have descriptions, so I don't have a clue where they were taken. I'm never going to know what part of the Sahara Desert or Italian mountains they are from. Some have buildings or landmarks on them, so a Google image search may reveal a bit of information.

    Ila in Maine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank You for honoring your Grandfather's service.

    Dusty's mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You take after your grandfather.

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is INCREDIBLY cool!

    Dawn Marie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have a BLOG? I would LOVE to follow you and your quest!!

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'd be so proud and appreciate your efforts

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    It’s a statement backed up by other experts. Like Mark Verber, a professional counselor at EPIC Counseling Solutions. “Whether it’s the first-date jitters or talking about retirement plans 40 years later, laughter helps to lighten the mood,” he told Ask Men. He added that when he asks his clients what initially attracted them to each other, most say a great sense of humor.

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    Christel Nellemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well , i hope, the guy really liked it

    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just boys want to see news like this. :oD What a fantastic thing to do, and they look like they are having a great time.

    Ashlie Benson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glance, totally thought that was Peyton Manning.

    2late4me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, which one is the taxi driver?

    Ronald Robin
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably the Indian guy cuz he looks scared as hell

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    Gingergirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never been either, can be next?

    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND GIRLS! No need to make that distinction!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree; but I think in this case the Instagram account is trying to normalize that men have feelings too, and can feel compassion and care for others, and aren't always MANLY MAN MAN MAN. I think the IG account is trying to say that it's okay for men to have feelings and that they should show them, and other men should be able to openly feel good about the story.

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    Judy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog obviously missed you! Take care of each other...there's nothing better than having a dog love you!!! Nothing!!!

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats are pretty good too. And never underestimate the love of turtles who recognize your voice!

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, abandoning a pet....that's hateful. Good job for taking him and broadening his horizon!

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so happy that she is an ex. And so glad that the dog and the man are now doing hikes. ❤

    Pan Narrans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never trust a person who willingly gives up a pet.

    Damned_Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog has seen beauty that the girlfriend probably never will.

    Jorie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got the better end of the deal!

    Robert Miller
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proving that you dodged a bullet and got a real sould mate .

    John Seidel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She abandoned her dog? Good riddance! Happy dog, happy hikes.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal abandonment is dreadful. Don't these people have a conscience ?

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back then, things were made to last. Now they're made to break just after the warranty date 😫

    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right? I remember a teacher showing us a video of women's stockings stretched between two cars going opposite directions...they just. didn't. break. Apparently, mine can't even stand the force of my big toe.

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    Wes Ouzts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a retired 70 year old, I can tell you most everything then was made to barely outlast the warranty (except for air streams). Some lasted forever but most died within a few years of warranty or needed MASSIVE repairs.

    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a few years younger than you are, but I can testify that automobiles last considerably longer now than they did a few decades ago. Back then most didn't make it to 100,000 miles. Now they last two or three times that long, and with fewer repairs.

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    Zewt Scoot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the same car, aside from the colour looks at the lines on the rear wheel arch.

    Richard Graham
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1956 Chevrolet 210 Two-Door Sedan. Both sets of wheels are owner-installed (not factory equipment). The tires in the "Old" photo are clearly modern (narrow-stripe white-walls did not exist in the 1950s).

    Robert T
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of white paint? The biggest change is the paint colour!

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    Marie Clear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars, Airstreams, and marriages!

    luke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo the trailer is photoshopped in......

    Gwenn Kuhns
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two different cars because the tire rear wells are different. Front tire has a trim, bottom doesn't. The rear tire well is broken line, bottom doesn't. No name on the top and is straight corner up and down. Bottom has a name of car and there is a curve.

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    What’s considered funny differs between men and women. Same applies when they’re being funny. Ladies like a more storytelling approach, and sharing hilarious things that happened. Guys prefer one-liners and often engage in slapstick. Think “dad jokes”. Professor of psychology at the University of Zurich, Willibald Ruch, has invested a huge amount of time in investigating the subject. He scrutinized research about humor and gender differences done between 1977 and 2018. And here’s what he found…

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    winterwidow87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relate to this one, i love fire (i am not an arsonist i swear, just a fire enthusiast).

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto! I love starting and feeding a bonfire!

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    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sick", "dope"...I miss "cool" , "groovy", "righteous" at least I understood those. "The times, they are a-changin'"

    René Studer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. I could stare at a fire for hours.

    geezeronthehill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fire was our first meditation aid. There are stories in the flames. And it taught us to plan ahead; if you forget to gather wood for a rainy day, you get wet and miserable.

    Pan Narrans
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a broad generalisation: men are pyromaniacs and women are poisoners.

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that. I dunno why. But... I get that.

    Elizabeth Butler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving to watch a campfire is in our DNA.

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    Evan not Hansen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite impressive, they should have given you a raise.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    impressive and practical, don't have to unfold a shirt to see the design, 100% love it

    JuniorCJ82
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they were fired... for doing their job...

    GalPalAl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never stop doing that but get out of retail ASAP

    Kalevra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine getting fired for doing your job. and they say 15 min early is late.

    cj be like
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mordecai's feathers are looking especially tall today

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    Francesca Annoni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister trew a party for her partner's 50th birthday.. the theme was "USA" ..they like tò travel and USA Is their favorite destination... We made hot dogs.. nachos with chili and cheddar..jell-o shots and carrot cake!! Guest were dressed as USA flag... As american tourist in Europe , as american farmer.. but the best One was a family of Friends dressed as an hamish family.. it was a fantastic party!!!!

    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amish? Or Hamish? Because I can envision both an Amish family and ham like family 😺

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    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my thing, but you want one - you have one!

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎉never too old for birthday parties🥳🕷️🕸️🙅🏻‍♂️🎂

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my girlfriend wouldn't buy me a Spider-Man balloon for my birthday, she wouldn't be my girlfriend very long.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a birthday party for the 50 years of marriage of my parents and the 80 years of my father, they cried both times (of happiness, I specify). be surrounded by those we love to party in a kitsch decor, I know nothing better :D

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here

    Caroline Overill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww. Hé makes me want to give him a hug.

    TheReader19
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When was anyone to old for a birthday; this is epic. I'm sixty in three years time and I'm planning a whole twelve months of celebration

    Christopher Cullen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my 60th birthday, I told my partner that I wanted a Hot Wheels party where we raced cars. The guests would bring their own hot Wheel Wheels car, and I'd get to keep the losing cars. Her response was: "Cool, I'll call my friends." It was a blast! The Flyer that I designed: Chris-60th...8b8601.jpg Chris-60th-inviteA-66dfc318b8601.jpg

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    Men and women understand the same jokes but don’t appreciate them in the same way, “Differences primarily exist in the production of aggressive humor, such as cynicism and sarcasm, and to a lesser extent in the context-free creation of jokes and punchlines,” wrote Horizons Mag when reporting on Ruch’s findings.

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mongolian throat signings also pretty cool. I can’t remember what it sounds like but I remember seeing it on The Voice one time and thinking it sounded like nothing I’d ever heard before, almost otherworldly

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mongolian throat singing is awesome. They seem to be singing a bass drone and an electronic-sounding melody simultaneously. Now get several guys doing this. I recommend the documentary "Genghis Blues." It's about an American blues singer who travels to Tuva (OK, not Mongolia) to study throat singing. Cool stuff.

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    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a shot! Applicable to both photographer and subject.

    Lowrider 56
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They've been doing this for a thousand or more years. It's pretty cool.

    Stannous Flouride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mounted archery should be an Olympic sport!

    Pyla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s not underestimate a pony who will flat out gallop in a nice straight line so he can hit the target.

    Peggygirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT should be in the Olympics

    Sam Hill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read that dehorsed Mongolian archers were able to fire three arrows on target before hitting the ground.

    BK BigFish
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mongolians had the largest empire in the history of the world, conquered by archers on horseback.

    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wouldn't call that on horseback. I'd call that...kind of leaping off the horse. which is impressive, just to be clear.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assure you the rider is still firmly connected to the horse. Falling off of the horse after firing ONE arrow from the bow would be pretty useless of a strategy. A lot of cultures developed methods of sliding down the side of the saddle/horse while still remaining connected (via straps or stirrups or similar.) You can see "trick" horseback riders doing these kind of things even today.

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    Oerff On Tour
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flight deck of an aircraft carrier is considered to be the most dangerous working environment in the world. And it's usually done by men who can't even legally buy a beer in the country they serve.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking “If he doesn’t have Danger Zone playing in his headset he isn’t doing it right”😁🤣

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    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those guys on deck (the "shooters") have the coolest and craziest salutes/go signs

    Layla Layla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warrior II yoga. But chest must be straight and left arm straight behind.

    Norbert (Nick) Onaitis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not having as much fun as the pilot! A cat shot is the third most fun thing you can do with your clothes on. Second is a trap. First is surviving a screwed up landing.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you a military pilot or the 'shooter' ?

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered why they assume this posture ?

    Manuel Baca
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go Navy!! F-14 Tomcat. The best fighter jet I’ve ever ridden in. We had them on the USS Saratoga CV-60 back in the 80’s

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw away the girlfriend, marry the lobster.

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not eat that, it's too beautiful, throw it back so it can procreate abundantly please.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is generally what they do to be honest. That and other strange colourations.

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don’t remember any lost loved ones for their jobs, income, possessions. I only remember how they made me feel, made me laugh, taught me new perspectives and shared their love. His job matters because it’s his & hopefully he finds the spark of joy in his day. What a sad, miserable girlfriend he has.

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dump the girl and set rje lobster free

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can she not be impressed!?!?! That is one beautiful lobster and it is sooo rare!!! Stupid woman....

    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't eat that precious blue boy, give him a huge aquarium where he's safe from predation and spoil him with little snacks.

    Teresa Spanics
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I second that along with a YouTube channel showing them every second day for 20 minutes!

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    P1 No-Name
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not a boy - and I totally appreciate this! Ditch the B*tch.

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    While being funny might work in your favor as a man, the opposite can apply to women. According to studies, women who cracked a joke during business presentations were considered less competent than those who kept it serious when addressing colleagues.

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    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love Aussie sarcasm - guy getting roasted, can be taken as a compliment

    JimSteve
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, we're pretty good at that. (I'm Aussie)

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have seen this so many tines. Never notised it was chis hemsworth who replyed

    René Studer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That‘s why I like Chris Hemsworth.

    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    very funny post 2 pictures of Chris Hemsworth

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehh if the girl felt the need to give a fake # it kinda spoils it for me

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    Ben Aziza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About the whole giving numbers thing. I think if we reverse that it would be much better. You see a cool looking person you are interested in. Offer them YOUR number after you express your interest. That takes care of all the fake number and ghosting blocking etc... It also feels safer to know that you are not risking it with a total stranger. The power is in your hands now to make the second move. or forget about it!

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know how this friendship developed!

    Raye West
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day I got a very professional job oriented text from a woman 4000 miles away. I didn't ask who it was or what it was about, as the text was in depth talking about budgets and overturn ect. I corrected the math, and she said I needed a raise. I told her you've got the wrong number though, I'm in Florida USA and have no idea who this is just thought I'd help. It was the owner of a well established jewelry store in the other side of the world. We all text today. As a group chat. With the whole company. I'm not remotely a part of and have no business in. I'm a manager at a restaurant. We've had good times online lol

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this. And in the future, just ask a guy for his number instead - no need to give a fake. And if you get a negative reaction, talk to the bouncer.

    Kris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people give fake numbers? Unless you feel threaten just say no., thank you.

    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just be aware the reason girls give fake numbers. They know it's a whole lot safer than just saying "you're very nice but I don't feel that way about you" (or something similar).

    ManuelQue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I gave a man the phone number for A.A....

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    Gozer LeGozerian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not demonize the guy. Everyone needs a break once in a while, doesn't mean we need therapy

    digitalin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not demonize therapy either. Everyone needs it sometimes

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    Cooking Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stranded on an island with edible plants & freshwater? Ok I can do thar. Floating around in the high sea? Nope.

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    29 days away from the madness would probably be better than therapy. Think about it, 29 days AWAY from the issues that torment you...

    S P1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to hospital for 3 days the other month. It was the first time in 4 years that I had a break from life. I could just stay in bed all day and people brought my food and cleared up afterwards. I love my wife and kids but I loved the break and just being able to be on my own and just have myself to think about for once

    Michael Donofrio
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never went ice fishing before. Joined some random guys on my lake. Tiny tent, cold, smelled like breath...I asked why they do this. Dude says...'listen... whaddya hear?...no wives.' Lost at sea guy know the value of silence.

    Orysha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More efficient and less expensive than therapy.

    Ryan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out it was just "reality" that sucked the whole time!

    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That comment is unfortunately true. Let's fight the stigma!

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    As the Harvard Business Review notes, “Humor expressed by males is likely to be interpreted as more functional and less disruptive compared with humor expressed by females.” It goes on to say that funny guys get a higher status than men with a dull sense of humor. Funny females are taken less seriously than those who keep a straight face at work.

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    Winnie Kosmel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awesome. We Chicagoans know about fan loyalty.

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FGF cup is just for teams from that state, Rio Grande do Sul (RS). RS is a state that doesn't have many strong teams. That specific team is Santa Cruz, and being the lone fan took some serious loyalty. My grandfather was like that. His team was a division 3 team, and he loved them forever. My own team has been on the relegation and promotion cycle for decades.

    Gingergirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does classified mean in this context? Or should it be qualified?

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good time to make a confession—I like runny egg yolks.

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Runny yolks, but not runny whites - that's why I always flip my fried eggs for a minute, so there's no clear white left.

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a girl and I appreciate this 😄

    Jay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who can see a pouncing cat in the pic?

    Elizabeth Butler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our values are so sc****rewed if we cannot appreciate life's little anomalies.

    Gingergirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope this doesn’t belong here

    Caroline Overill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing dude. I’m not a boy and I appreciate it.

    Lori Gibbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you should know that you can buy double yolked eggs by the carton, they are sold like that.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Sign Guy when he was little?

    Eric Krieg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that's a little known dog whistle for being on the Spectrum. I love it

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah me too ..... let's hear it for trains !

    Stannous Flouride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groomed by Thomas the Tank Engine and friends. /s

    AussieTolkein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mum's like, "Please, Michael, we've been through this.."

    Gingergirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only men love trains?

    der sebbl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh no. I know what's gonna happen now

    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That other guy better not be trying to stop him!

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    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid jumped into the jungle of Fortnite when he was 6. He made some pretty good friends in-game, but also dealt with the toxicity that comes with being so young & not knowing how to play well. One kid in particular helped him day in/out. They became fast friends. Only, the kid’s folks were going thru a horrible divorce & custody battle. 18 months of playing together every day & he just disappeared. We knew he played on Switch & his username was a combo of his name, his dad’s birthdate & his area code (2500mi away). His profile was gone, but we searched for another year. No luck. It was a real loss for my son & he grieved. He missed his buddy so much. Then, I got my son a PS5 and later a PC. I secretly started searching again & found him on Steam. They reconnected & the kid is now in a stable & calm home with his dad. Both have moved on from Fortnite. We’ve been able to arrange two IRL visits & they still game together almost daily. They text & FaceTime now more than they play.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That made me tear up a wee bit!

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    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a gamer, but it's still really sweet. I hope they kept in touch.

    Gingergirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea this only happens to men 🙄

    highwaycrossingfrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG hahaha LMAO makes life worth living?

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    Gary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I opened comments out just to write this and you beat me.

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is amazing! (Also, I wish my bf would send me as random messages as this. Lol)

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it's not drinking and galloping

    Ray LeBlanc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horse had to wear a disguise to get into the bar of course. He didn't want the barman to ask why he had a long face .

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    Judy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's crazy this dude snuck in to Vietnam while everyone else was hoping to get out...alive!!! Class of 1968!

    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was also a movie made in 2022 with Zac Efron as Chickie.

    Osprey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the book, extraordinary story.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think the jeans would have given him away

    Kalevra
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://youtu.be/D4WAUmyKDq0?si=gYsqFmxx6keBc4RL

    Tobias Reaper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a movie about it staring Zack Efron

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    Foxes forever!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you just need vodka armor and a vodka shield and now you are…VODKA KNIGHT

    Doctor Strange
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watch out for the day after a vodka knight, you'll have a terrible hangover.

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    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill it with the blood of your enemies /j

    Wes Ouzts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one (flashes to grandson sword fighting with friend, sound of breaking glass, sirens getting closer) never mind.

    WalkieTaco
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro it's the bud light guy all over again.

    TheReader19
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were the f***k can I get a sword of vodka 🤔

    Zefrongrl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Russian.... I need this. Like right now

    Raye West
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I know that's a thing. I probably shouldn't

    michael kennedy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're all knights after a few vodkas.

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is exactly how fish will swarm food if you throw it in a lake!

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    Michael Danhauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And yet i could still tell it was Bill Nighy under there. Guy has got very unique eyes.

    vennyp0o
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh...18 years ago...?! EIGHTEEN.......

    Susann Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it was actor Bill Nighty that brought this character to life!!!! He is just awesome 😎

    DowntownStevieB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one feeling like time is moving quickly? 18 years?

    Nicole nicole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would probably feel pretty good too...lol

    Ray LeBlanc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just makes you want to lick that face all over and never stop.

    BoredHouseKitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. The way each tentacle moves is mesmerizing.

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    B. Howard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough with the senseless censorship

    Terry Waters
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Online censorship has reached new heights of idiocy. Not only "censoring" a word like deadbeats, but doing it so poorly you can still read the word.

    Nylah
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "tik tok/i have a clock/yo mama kinda hot " -my friend,lets call her 'C' ,right before me and my (male) freind ,lets call him 'R' threatened to make her entire famiy gay (: edit; 1 week later and im the photographer for R and C's brother's first date :)

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    Christel Nellemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she does not appreciate it, it was the wrong girl.

    Alexia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems to be a keeper!

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be well chuffed with a whole wheel of cheese!

    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ste looks quite happy about it. Hope it turned out well. Thinking of the swedish book/movie "The guy in the next grave" on the perils of dating farmers.

    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think, this whole wheel is rater expensive.

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    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 13yo asked if I remembered this show and if it was still on the other day XD

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna rewatch it but it’s only on Amazon and it’s expensive 😭

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a crocodile and a fish have a baby or something?

    Layla Layla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biggest turn off.. those guys taking a picture with a caught or killed something. Leave animals ALONE

    mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nearly every fish caught on River Monsters was released after being caught.

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    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not an achievement to be proud of

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 5 year old would go down to the basement on Sunday mornings (6am) and watch "Bass Masters". SHE was a big fan of "Mr. Bean" as well.

    Mark McCawley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm.... I don't remember him catching Nessie in loch ness.

    Joe Methuen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could've gone to salt water fish/monsters

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    Daniela Lavanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And guess what? If the girl was hesitant to tell whether you're a good enough man for her or not, this kind behavior may even end up with her thinking you are in fact. Showing respect is a green flag to many people (not only girls, BTW).

    Gary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to agree with this, but modern society is so screwed up now, I can imagine a girl being very uncomfortable with a bloke insisting on this kind of thing. Make the offer sure, but respect the answer.

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    Kalevra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way. Equality right? Shes independent.

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    Zephyr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The burn at the end though

    Orwell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the controversy. It's still a little raw, at least for me, to be called 'b', because my generation had to endure and fight and stomach sexism and misogyny much more extreme than exists today. It wasn't funny for us; it was degrading.

    P1 No-Name
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent parenting! Lucky son.

    Nikole
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    Yeah, reducing his girlfriend to that is super awesome.

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    Wolf princess quinn
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No REAL man should call a woman a b***h A******S

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a woman with a son in the navy. Whenever he came home (leave?) they made a game of watching him sneak out, then sneak a girl into the house and sneak her out again in the morning.

    Gingergirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love a misogynist that calls women bitches

    TheReader19
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked this post till I realised he referred to women as bitches, now I'm a little bit discussed

    Oops
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He allows his son have bitches???

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago

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    Well, dad is pretty disgusting.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EDIT to clarift: we SHOULD NOT judge and demonize people who lived in a different time period for the things they did that were totally normal for them. That is my only point. Farmers had HUGE families in the early 1900s and the children ALL worked on the farm along with their parents, etc. Are we going to condemn every single one of those farmers for "child labor"? Should we exhume their bodies and put them on trial? Also, did you consider that maybe, JUST MAYBE, OP was being a little facetious and spurious and her grandfather adopted those 13 boys out of love/charity and didn't ACTUALLY force them to build him a house? I'm not saying it didn't happen/doesn't still happen today, but I AM trying to say let's not judge the morals of, say, 1930 by the morals of 2024. (Except for murder/sexual assault. Those should ALWAYS be judged.)

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    Mark McCawley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did he return any of them. Like he was all, Oh No! we didn't build enough rooms. Guess we are going to draws straws. Forever home, or No home.

    Orwell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this wonderful charity and the development of a chosen family or child labor?

    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My craziest grandpa lore is when my grandfather PAID for the ice cream sundae my grandma found a cockroach in (no, she did not find the cockroach before she put it in her mouth). She got so freaked out she ran out the building, Grandpa comes out two minutes later saying he just paid for everything. Come on, Grandpa, demand a refund.

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds crazy in both the fun way and the terrible and awful way. 😳

    Norbert (Nick) Onaitis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My craziest Grandpa lore is how he came to visit me about 3 weeks after he died. Saw him walking up the front walk. My Mom saw him too. Scared the he'll out of her.

    John Seidel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bitterness in this from the grandson. I'm assuming grandpa taught his 13 construction workers well and brought them up right. Grandson seems grounded.

    Diane H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They learned an important skill and got a family out of it.

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks almost exactly like a woman I know… Janna?

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stone. That's a good stone.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a female who made medieval weaponry out of sticks and ropes and tape as a child, I have to go with STICK!! I once made a morningstar out of a stick, some nylon rope, and a LOT of my dad's electrical tape and I was QUITE proud of it. It was all good until my dad caught us kids re-enacting medieval warfare with our stick-weapons XD

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely stick. And if the pointy end breaks off, bash them with the thick hilt.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear mens jeans, so I have room for stone and more.

    Juris Macto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A subtle reminder that the fashion industry has harmed all women by neglecting to put proper pockets on clothes.

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaargggggh. I am a girl and arrrrrrrrrr. if I have to pick, i'm going for the rock. I'd prefer a slightly smaller stick.

    WalkieTaco
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the stick is the sword and the rock is the shield. now you have.... NATURE MAN!!!

    Mónica Elisabeth Sacco
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't good at rock throwing... I'd take that good long stick!

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a messy firehazard. I would make them in the kitchen and bring them to him in bed

    Libstak
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you have multiple waffle makers? or did you say if we are getting another kitchen cluttered it's going be the spiderman waffle maker or bust?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe it was the wife's idea to get the Spiderman waffle iron? Or maybe they have a small child who loves Spiderman? It's not just men who like comic book heroes.

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just remember - With great waffles come great responsibilities.

    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you married an awesome woman, sir!

    Gingergirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow men do t have very good dreams

    Juris Macto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why no mention of the pile of bacon? Bacon is life.

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    Pablo Ramos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a 14 year old story. The kid turns 24 this October

    Philly Bob Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10 is my wife's birthdate as well. Only she was born in 1957.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good, Ben. I'll rate this10 out of 10.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The journalist who wrote this is also called Ben!

    Kristin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's were born 11/11/11 and 11/10/09

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    Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Choose the friends. Ask each loyal friend for $1. Then you'll have both.

    Duncan McCann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly could not be bothered with writing all the birthday cards.

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even want 30 (honest & truly great) friends. I’m happy with my little gaggle of, mostly, gays.

    Lavern Defazio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're gonna vote! That's what we'll f*****g do!

    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask for a spare $1 from each of them maybe?

    Pablo Ramos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the money. With 30M, you'll get more friends that you can imagine

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my boyfriend started a fight with a boss in a game and then wandered into the kitchen to turn off something he had on the stove. He says to me "Fight the Colossus for me!" We both play the game (First Descendant), so I wasn't expecting any issues. Then I realized my boyfriend has the most UNHINGED keyboard and mouse-button bindings. NOTHING is bound to what it is normally bound to. I remember yelling "WHY IS YOUR GRAPPLING HOOK BOUND TO YOUR RIGHT-MOUSE BUTTON?!" as his character grappled across the screen after I'd pressed the button - right-click is usually "aim". XD Luckily the boss wasn't a difficult one and I was able to defeat it even with his unhinged keybinds.

    Ben Aziza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a scene from an anime where a guy gets hit and his nerves are all messed up. Like he wants to move his leg but his pinky moves... so he has to relearn how to use his body mid fight. You did the IRL version of that.

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    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what partnership is about.

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more focused on the guy digging for gold.

    Michael Danhauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not even trying to be inconspicuous about it lol!

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    stupidMonkey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sheesh, kids these days.... Nobody keeps their art supplies in their pocket where they belong and just enjoys the event /s

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a baseball game. he could draw the action in real time.

    Curbz81
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Courtroom artists on a day off

    Rod
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Joel Blanc, the famous painter of Roland Garros in Paris....

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think ALL us kids, regardless of their gender or lack thereof, did this in the 90s XD

    Don't listen to me
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just now came in from the local park where i was quietly reading my book when 3 kids on the next bench turned into exactly this picture. I moved on to a quieter spot to let them have their thing.

    Diane H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me in the 80's it was about who's got weed!

    S P1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they'd all be looking down at their phones like zombies.

    Zann S Massie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's us before computer games and internet..

    Plant lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my son and his friends 😊

    Orwell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had no idea that we were the last to have this experience.

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    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dreamed that I was on top of the Big Ben tower, riding a giant zombie chicken as giraffes were raining from the sky. Then, the orcs came, ate Italian Panna Cotta on a road shop and then went on to invade Hogwarts in order to move it to an archipelago in India and plant rose bushes all around it. Weirdest dream ever, I even wrote the whole story down somewhere and drew the chicken ...

    CT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of dream! When I was a kid and my friends would tell their dreams and it was things like their day at school, I almost felt sad for them for having such boring dreams.

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    Igor914624
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had a dream that my feet were being bitten, well gummed by a very old shark that had lost all his teeth. I woke up with the blankets wrapped around my ankles.

    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it a male only dream? Seems like a dream anyone with a rich dreaming life has

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a retired mathematician. Night before last I had a dream about the partial sums of consecutive prime numbers. Spent all day yesterday setting up calculation models to determine which sums were primes themselves. Most of my dreams are about patterns of some sort.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only twitch, how lucky. I've been known to thump Mr Auntriarch in the chest whilst enacting a dream. I was protecting him from bandits, since you ask. These days as soon as I start making ruffle noises he just wakes me before I start doing anything.

    ronniebeaton00
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    99% of the dreams I have aren't suitable to speak about.

    Never Snarky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have dreams of distorted bathrooms just before I wake up having to pee.

    Thee8thsense
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This past week, I had two dreams of being attacked by an alligator.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    80% of my dreams are either of driving a forklift or riding somewhere on my motorcycle and realizing I forgot my helmet

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    tw 72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read one recently - boyfriend was being a jerk to the girlfriend, making her cry. Girlfriend's BFF told him off. BF asks what makes her think it is any of her business. GF's BFF replies, "Because I treat her better than you do AND I will be at her wedding. You won't."

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I bought a goldfish, told the pet store cashier that the food cost more than the fish - he said 'probably last you longer too' (and he was right). PS: spot on, my friendships have outlasted all relationships.

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to find the origin of pic as IIRC she isnt dead and pic just taken in autumn.

    Ace
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, more pictures and details here - it was just too cold so she stayed inside, apparently. https://www.ez-blitz.com/blog/2019/11/25/in-an-english-country-garden (Edit: it was 1973, not 1963 as stated in that article).

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    Matt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost my wife to cancer two years ago. Can confirm.

    P1 No-Name
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that is just so heartbreaking :-( Sending love & hugs

    Doo Wiki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the giant kitty shadow on the roof.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was the reverse when a couple I know broke up. She left him the flowers and colors but kept the house.

    lovemy suffolk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or brought them with her. The pictures look like they should be the other way around. The man looks younger in the pic on the right and older in the pic with the beautiful woman by his side. So, I am going with the idea that she brought them with her. Also, tge oic on the right appears to be in winter, pic on left is summertime.

    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never heard about something called "seasons" ? (or joke :p )

    Mariët
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the leafs on the tree.......

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    BROmanicus85
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is the word "d3ad" considered offensive?!?!?! It's normal life cycle!!!! Should we censor "birth" as well?!

    Fellfromthemoon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As b*rth is caused by s*x, and s*x is offensive and nasty, definitely, we shall censor b*rth. With the same logic, l*fe too.

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those mf's was gonna be dinner.

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    Pablo Ramos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the factory coloring the same drink 7different colors: ...smile...

    Michael Danhauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss Citrus Cooler Gatorade... I'd do some questionable things if it would bring it back...

    Ken Pavel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Gatorade is any good since cyclamates were removed from the recipe.

    I need a nap.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never seen the yellow, green, or light blue gatorades! Does anyone here know the flavors?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teal one in between the green and blue ones is the Gatorade Frost flavor called "Glacier Freeze". It's my personal favorite. It doesn't have a direct real-life analog, but I'd call it a sort of mix of very light citrus flavors mixed with berry flavors. The green one is the Gatorade Fierce flavor "Green Apple" (also delicious.) The yellow one is likely Passionfruit, as I think the Mango one has a different label design.

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    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son has learned if I get a Gundam model... he gets one too...

    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expensive hobby to have! But very relaxing, I love these model kits.

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to give my goddaughter lessons on how to play with my Transformers toys--she could switch between modes just fine, but she was making little "pew pew pew" noises for Optimus Prime. Sweetie, that's a plasma cannon--a weapon so powerful that Optimus is the only one strong enough to use it. It should sound like "Whaaaaamp! Whaaaaamp!"

    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a Gundam, I wouldn't give it to a child that is too young to assemble one without injuring themselves or breaking it, or especially eating it

    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I was growing up there were action figures too, not just models.

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    Aussiegirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave my son my boy cabbage patch kid when he was born, he loved him until he became a teenager. I took him back when I found him under the bed. Now he sits in my room again 😁

    KillerKiwi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. My mom has few toys from her childhood, whenever we find them she puts them on a shelf somewhere.

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    Judy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you wear holes on the backs of your knees?! or are his pants on backwards? Just wondering....

    Michael Danhauer
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pants are just left over from the Kriss Kross backward jeans fad from the early 90s...

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    Michael Danhauer
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true... There's always a kid or 2 who happens to be chill enough to hang with the guys and one old dude (like me) whos young enough at heart to still identify. And 1 asian teen gamer whos waaaaay better than the rest of us lol.

    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The age range can be pretty insane for guys gaming groups. I play Minecraft anarchy servers with pre teens and grown men ( one of which has 2 toddlers).

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except in my case I'd be in the bottom pic (probably using a pic of Beerus to represent me...) as the one female in the group XD I started gaming decades ago (I'm 42) and a lot of the times, in the games I play/our friendgroup plays, I'm one of the only females. Then I will inevitably be accused by one of the guys as actually being a 13-year-old boy IRL as "no way would a girl play THIS game" XD

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the old man is missing

    Laserleader
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kami? Yeah turtle hermit should be there... except we don't know his age, since both he and his sister took long life potions... he could be like 200.

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Been doing this man-ing for over 40yrs and yeah... Online gaming... A dude is a dude is a dude. It helps that inside every adult male is a small male child voice secretly running the whole shamdamles.

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And space/astronomy. Yeah I was a wierdo but big things were cool and astronomy’s pretty astronomical

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    I need a nap.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the Star Wars kid. I was raised on the force being with me.

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister, who chose both Batman and Spiderman...

    GottaGo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    8? My 4 yo is already crazy about all. (But his favourite is Ironman)

    Bored Trash Panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my son. He is a mixture of Star Wars, Fortnite, FNAF, Transformers, Zelda (cause of me) and a few other things.

    Hassel Davidhoff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in my 40s and my whole personality is basically "X-Men fan".

    cj be like
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was Spider-Man, and now as a teen i'm TMNT. Love them

    Trent
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not both batman and spiderman?

    Trisec Tebeakesse
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    58 year old boy is still strong with The Force.

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    Michael Danhauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speed Stick Ocean Surf for 33 years now. Once I tried Axe because a girlfriend wanted me to. I kept the Speed Stick and she eventually got the Axe...

    Doctor Strange
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My deodorant is cedarwood. That's it. No weird marketing names. Its part of a set, actually, so I don't mix scents and accidentally make something weird.

    mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use Axe Phoenix, which kinda smells like if a herb garden wanted to fight you.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been unscented for 40 years. If I want to smell nice, I dab a little WD-40 behind the ears

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently using Gillette Sport Triumph

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might choose vanilla or lemon myrtle, but if they aren't available, I go fragrance free, just like my body wash

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'm female and I use Axe and Old Spice XD My favorite Axe scent so far has been Dark Chocolate. I don't like flowery/perfumey deodorant scents.

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    Michael Danhauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy doesn't believe in shades of grey.

    Judy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After that long I hope to God I'd remember it!!!

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    Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Statistically speaking, women are better drivers, so the stereotype is not even accurate. Ergo, this is a good example of a sexist joke

    Wolf princess quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I'm struck by the fact that everything I see some dumb a*s move on the road, it's generally a women. IM A WOMAN! Ladies just pay attention

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will, NOT be showing this to my wife LOLOLOL

    der sebbl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not funny, that's sexist BS

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I drink, I'm the one who gets bent.

    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am utterly sick of people making sexist, racist, ableist, homophobic 'jokes' and when they are called out on it people complain about a 'sense of humour bypass', or tell them to 'lighten up'. No! How about people just stop with the sexist, racist, ableist, homophobic 'jokes'!

    Michael Danhauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because its a slippery slope that's why. Where does it stop? If we censor everything that offends us then there will eventually be very little left to joke about. Crude offensive humor is not for everyone and should be avoided in public places and discussions but free speech doesnt only apply to wholesome things. It's all or nothing Im afraid lest we take things too far. This can only change once morality and ethics becomes a universal aspect of education on a global level. Since that's not going to happen anytime soon maybe try your best to not get so upset over uncouth behavior. It'll only ruin your day.

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    1 year ago

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    Yeah, I mean who doesn't mind a small-d**k joke, amIright?

    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    Yeah, sure buddy. Check you statistics before you post c**p normally i wouldnt mind, but dragging women while making light and "covering" for drunk driving is a trifecta of c**p

    Susan Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's always the one person who makes it so that we can't have humor to lighten life's burdens anymore.😥

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone out by themselves...after curfew...THAT'S one of the things about the lockdown that pissed folks off.

    der sebbl
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know the meaning of "curfew"? Not saying the curfew itself was a good idea, but it was there

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    1 year ago

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    Yayheterogeneity
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    1 year ago

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    Curfew?? In Italy? Was that in WW2?

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    Christel Nellemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an idiot thing, not a male thing.

    char
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    throwing things off of cliffs is underrated, top tier enjoyment, thank you very much

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    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bf sometimes talk about the time he and some friends blew up an old armchair with fireworks/bombs. They carried the chair all across town and then blew it up on a field. Right in front of his parents' house. It was 25 years ago and he still gets soooo excited when he explains just how much the boom boomed and the chair never chaired ever again (they could not find the chair afterwards besides a few burnt sticks...).

    Wes Ouzts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just proves more idiots are male! (I are one)

    agermanhome
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great, dumping an old toilet into nature... I hope they went diving afterwards to get it back out and take it where it belonged. After all, little boys love the great big trucks and machines at the dumpster.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legendary lore (youtube): Marcus Aurelius meditation. Just saying eft forgot to write youtube

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy learning more about World War II and all the events surrounding it. You can understand so much about people while studying this subject. Why we do what we do, how others influence us. It's all so interesting.

    Michael Danhauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know therapy was invented in ancient Rome?

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a feeling that when you pull it back and then release it, it will go: wheeeeeeeeee... Yep, stole that comment because it is so fitting.

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I saw this image and that comment in another post and would have done the same thing.

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    justanotherweirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a girl, I’ll gladly tell ya, you made the right choice

    René Sauer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda love it 😂 It´s definitively unique.

    Janelle Collard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, a baby pickup truck?

    Zedrapazia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll never get stuck in the mud with those big wheels, that sure is something

    Judy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like great fun...I'll take a ride!!!

    allthatandaduck888
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah…I kinda get why they were making fun of it

    Roland Nijveld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah sorry dude.... It looks pathetic

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    P1 No-Name
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess.... they were Aussies?

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Aussie that was my thought, then saw it was 7 news and confirmed it!

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine always required a few days of healing, and a bit of the hair of the dog.

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    Judy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought for sure it was Oregon Trail! Wrong generation!

    Montanavanna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. If they remade Oregon trail today I would play that game so hard.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original is a video. This one still image makes no sense. Actually, I watched the video and I STILL don't get it XD