Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Much has been written about the battle between the sexes. More than a hundred years ago, a German neurologist published a book noting that women's brains are smaller than men’s. Paul Julius Möbius then came to the confident conclusion that this makes women “physiologically weak-minded.” Yes. He said it.
Thankfully, research has moved with the times. A string of more modern studies have found that there’s really no difference in the average intelligence between guys and girls. But other research has found that there are some differences when it comes to men and women, and what they find funny. If you consider yourself someone with a man’s sense of humor, we’ve found the perfect place for you to get your fix of funny. Instagram page Relatable posts for men has more than 626 thousand followers. Keep scrolling for our personal favorite posts, and don’t forget to upvote yours.
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Exactly! If this is wrong, then it shouldn't be!
Load More Replies...A cop who doesn't ascribe to "rules for thee, not for me"? How refreshing!
For Pandas outside of the UK, the Daily Mail is a newspaper that is so unreliable that it is banned from use as a source by Wikipedia. It has been criticised for its unreliability, its printing of sensationalist and inaccurate scare stories about science and medical research, and for instances of plagiarism and copyright infringement.
Imagine a COP doing HIS JOB properly! A couple of years and these will just be funny stories they all tell as they rough up some homeless guy.
This could be the fakest thing to ever be faked and I don’t care 🥹
Load More Replies...This, and a thousand other things in the Internet that never happened.
Not quite. I still don't know if it's for Max to look out or for us to admire Max.
Load More Replies...I dunno...I think this could cause accidents with people distracted by the adorable puppy.
The class clown is more likely to be male. That’s according to research led by a guy called Robert Provine. He observed 1,200 situations over a one year period. Provine and his assistants wanted to find out what role gender played in humor, jokes and laughter. “In conversations between men and women, females laughed 126 percent more than their male counterparts,” reported Psychology Today, adding that “females do the most laughing while males do the most laugh-getting.”
Some people fight and lose, I hate applauding for only those who fought and won. It’s an unfair fight.
Load More Replies...... or bless the cancer researchers who have changed some cancer mortality rates from 90% down to 5%
Been there, done that. But don't let your guard down and keep your appointments with your oncologist!
Hoping to say the same asap myself. Congrats on beating the monster.
Note to self: Save this in my training folder in case a certain convicted felon from FL rigs the election in his favor and, as he said, becomes a dictator on day one.
And not a guy thing! I believe Diane Fossey would like a word, from beyond the grave.
Imagine this was a post about Diane Fossey and some random guy in the comment is like " WELl YEH GUys do that Too [inset male scientist here] " Yeh we know but in this case it is a guy... The virtue signaling... It is cringe. Plz stop it.
Load More Replies...These men are risking more than might be immediately obvious. I saw one project which was a sewing cooperative to help the widows of gorilla rangers. They had one room in the coop building with a few dozen crudely painted simple two brushstroke crosses forming a kind of border near the ceiling, and lots of sewing going on below. Turns out that it's their memorial room - each cross is a fallen ranger.
Gorillas are incredibly intelligent and quite quick to learn a human's face. Apparently, from what I've read, they can start recognizing/remembering humans after just two or three times the human encounters them. Good on these anti-poachers protecting our cousins! <3 (Normally I'd be against humans purposefully acclimatizing a wild animal to human presence, but because gorillas can learn and REMEMBER faces, they'll know which humans are strangers and will attempt to avoid them.)
They also found that when men are with other men, they laugh only about half as often as women do when they’re with their girlfriends. And that women didn’t really care who they were with. They laughed more regardless. But, women prefer to do the laughing, and not the joking.
Anyone who thinks he forgot he was a descendant of a t-rex never had a rooster. Every rooster I ever had would fight me at 6' tall when they were all of 8" tall if the mood struck them. To be honest the outcome was 50/50. I always just ran.
People have legitimately died by rooster... Still has to be among the top funniest deaths in my book
Load More Replies...We’ve four hens. Sophia, Dorothy, Blanche & Rose. They all very much fit their names with looks & personality. Dorothy is rather on the butch side. Maybe even sees herself as a rooster. Neighbor two properties over got a dog. A husky mix. Somehow it managed to make its way onto our property, over our fence and through the bird netting that covers our 15’x25’ chicken enclosure. I heard the noise & looked out to see Dorothy herding the other 3 into the coop & by the time I got there she was fending the dog off. Once separated, I saw she was missing several feathers on her back & had a large gash. We brought her in, cleaned the wound, gave her lidocaine & stitched her up. She healed fabulously & is now “Dorothy the Rooster.” Our community polices itself. So, at a community meeting we resolved to built the neighbor a fenced in yard for the dog. All volunteer labor & material. I’m sure it’s not just an island thing, but what smaller tight knit communities just do. Dorothy knows she has dinosaur DNA.
One of my c***s died the same way fighting off a fox. Poor, brave fella.
Mine too. RIP Rastus the handsome French Marran even if you did attack me every morning when I let you and your ladies out of the coop.
Load More Replies...We had a rooster, Roscoe. He fought off a dog long enough for our hens to get to safety. He too did not survive his wounds. He is also an admired hero. Good ol boy Roscoe. You are still missed.
One rooster 🐓 my grandma had was Satan I swear lol ge took half my damn eyebrow. I was 7. Then my dad told me a story that he went to pock up a truck he got from a friend. So I got out to walk while I waited. He said all he seen was me hauling a*s screaming amd them 5 sec later 4 giant Turkys running after me. My dad laughed before he helped lol 😆 jerk.. I dislike birds alot as I have always had a bad experience lol
And in case no one could figure out the word, it's "killed", as in was intentionally done to death.
This kid is a genius, help the environment, do less work, and make the customer happy all at the same time
It’d also be nice if people stopped spraying cancer-causing chemicals on their lawns
Would also be nice if binding weeds ceased to exist while we're at it..
Load More Replies...That looks even more pretty now that it's ostensibly framed by the mown grass. Puts me mind of pretty finishing touches like the fancy folded towels and chocolates in hotel rooms.
It looks like an expensive wild flower garden! A fancy lawn addition!
This will keep him out of some half-baked romance, the kind that goes against the grain. Probably save him some dough, too. You may think this is kinda crusty of him, but he's no crumb. He can sit by the warmth of the oven and read a good book, like "Catcher in the Rye".
I think he replaced apple pie with sourdough. I hope his parents don't walk in on him humping the boule.
Several other studies have shown that women prefer men with a great sense of humor. Apparently they find funny men clever. As Psych Central reported, "Evolutionary psychologists have theorized that a sense of humor is a sign of intellect and strong genes and that women, the more selective sex due to the burdens associated with pregnancy, are attracted to funny men because of the genetic benefit that could be bestowed upon potential offspring.”
Ugh! I’ve explained this ad nauseum. BP is a Lithuanian website. They employ non-AI translation software along with their English skills. Idioms & slang are cultural & don’t translate well. There are vastly different laws & liabilities in all the countries BP is accessible. Not everyone is free from litigation when they trigger masses of people. Laws are weird like that. So, there’s a reason they err on the censorship. Also, there’s issues with idiomatic writing on the sites they pull from. It’s not even BP that’s doing the censoring, but strict protocols that are set up with the software, probably on advice from their legal advocates. They’re in too fragile of a place & position to create liability or offend hard-fought-for sponsors.
Load More Replies...Do NOT mess with a livestock guardian dog. They are amazing. They are also incredibly intelligent, independent, and stubborn XD One of my dogs is only HALF livestock guardian dog (Kuchi Dog breed specifically) and he will literally just look at me when I give him a command/instruction, and if he doesn't feel like doing it, he will snort, and just turn around and walk away XD He knows darn well what I WANT him to do (he is extensively trained and "knows" the meaning of about 100 words or so, so it's not a question of training or intelligence. He just knows he can give me the figurative middle finger and tell me to sod off if he doesn't want to do it.)
Kuchi's are quite large. I had to look up this breed as it was unfamiliar to me. Looks intelligent and protective. Appreciate your canine knowledge, Lakota!
Load More Replies...Went camping years ago and a sheep guard dog came up to me with a horrendous injury on it's side. Took it 20 miles out of the mountains to a general store and the worker called the dogs owner. I received a call about two weeks later and the dog owner told me his herd was attacked by a bear. He found the dead bear and the other dog was fine. The one that I found lived and had earned well deserved retirement. He did lose any sheep.
So, the coyotes killed John Wick and his dog avenged him? Sounds about right to me.
How many sheep are in Atlanta??? I mean I know some of the surrounding areas sure, but Atlanta?!? How do they navigate the traffic?
I don't mind reading this every, single day!
Load More Replies...If someone wants further details: It was an Italian who wanted to live in Lichtenstein and they were basically like: "You're neat, why not?" and took him along. Lichtenstein was also invaded by Switzerland accidentally at least 3 times, and apologized to each time it happened (usually through soldier troops getting lost). It's not a particularly big deal as in case of emergency, Switzerland would anyway be responsible to aid Lichtenstein. The two countries also share the same currency and are somewhat connected to one another.
I don't know he could have run off in any direction, were the owners supposed to die looking for him?
That's Odin. He is famous in California. He was a Great Pyrenes - a livestock guardian dog. His owners were trying to evacuate their goat herd due to an approaching fire, but the animals did not fit in their vehicle and the owners had to flee ASAP for their own safety. Odin REFUSED to leave his herd behind - his owners tried to get him to go with them, but he would not leave his "job" of guarding the herd. After the fire, the owners returned to their property, where they found Odin, still alive, guarding the goats. All of the goats. Not a single goat died. In fact, there were even a few deer hanging out with the goats and Odin. Odin lived a good life after that and finally died of old age.
Load More Replies...I can understand they ran, we react differently. I tried a Darwin award, when house was on fire I stayed and ran around with a bag, collecting mama cat and 7 kittens that has spread all over the place in panic. We all survived though. I got them out, forgot wallet and everything else.
Sorry but the comment below is stupid: the owners were most likely ordered to leave by the police. I live in a high fire risk area and they do like this, otherwise many more people would die trying to protect their homes. I too wouldn't want to leave without my animals, i'd be despaired to, but if I'm forced, what can I do?
In fact, the short description is a bit misleading. That's Odin. He is famous in California. He was a Great Pyrenes - a livestock guardian dog. His owners didn't purposefully leave him behind. His owners were trying to evacuate their goat herd due to an approaching fire (the Tubbs Fire), but the animals could not fit in their vehicle and the owners had to flee ASAP for their own safety. Odin REFUSED to leave his herd behind - his owners tried to get him to go with them, but he would not leave his "job" of guarding the herd. After the fire, the owners returned to their property, where they found Odin, still alive, guarding the goats. All of the goats. Not a single goat died. In fact, there were even a few deer hanging out with the goats and Odin. Odin lived a good life after that and finally died of old age.
Load More Replies...We lost a lot on this fire. Today still the most traumatizing disaster I’ve been through, including Loma Prieta, Northridge, Iki, and most recently the 2018 eruption & lava flows in my district. Everyone in Sonoma county knows this hero of a dog
Hugs, my friend. I'm fortunate - I live in Huntington Beach/Orange County, so we're rarely directly affected by the Cali wildfires in my area, but I always donate to legit aid/volunteer groups when they happen.
Load More Replies...Be aware that this fire happened very fast. One man left for work and was not able to get back in to save his disabled wife. Until Cali (in this case above) changes it so people won’t live in these areas, fires wil happen. Read up on the location of this burn and how wind and the internal climate of the fire compounded it. This was the 2018 Camp Fire. We just had a fire in a small town near the Clearwater, my farrier is a firefighter and his recounting of the work entailed is amazing. He no longer travels down to the big Cali/Or fires, but the work is murderously hard.
Fires move fast. When they tell you that you have to leave, they mean NOW, RIGHT THIS MINUTE!
Paul Osincup is a humor strategist and the author of “The Humor Habit”. He helps companies boost positivity and productivity by injecting some funny into their work culture. Osincup told Ask Men that being funny both puts your date at ease and pulls them in. “Not only that, but laughter also boosts the hormone responsible for human connection — oxytocin,” said Osincup.
I got my Shark Side of the Moon t-shirt from an aquarium on the Oregon Coast. People always comment about it.
Holy Snackadoodle, is that the shark from Back to the Future ll? Screenshot...41-png.jpg
It's good to see this. No disrespect to anyone, but sometimes I get the feeling that the importance of a good father is underestimated, not least by men themselves.
Sorry, but the woman in the background must be very into the kids game :P
Load More Replies...I grew up and had relatives who did coal mining. Not once did they ever come home that they were not exhausted and wanted nothing more than sleep. The father in this picture scored major points with his son, who hopefully will not go into the mines as Dad did.
Serious respect! You can tell the dad is all in after a day's work but he is still all about his son. Somebody needs to gift them tickets to more games. I wish I could.
Honoring the sacrifice by visiting the locations is very admirable. Recreate ALL of them!
Load More Replies...I love 'then and now' pictures! This is Mont St. Michel, France. If you ever go to France, go there (in the off-season).
Yes. Almost all our visitors are now gone - it's safe to come out now!
Load More Replies...As a side note, you look a lot like him, from what I can tell. That in itself is cool.
What a brilliant idea! I have my uncle's WWII war photos from North Africa and Italy. Unfortunately, very few have descriptions, so I don't have a clue where they were taken. I'm never going to know what part of the Sahara Desert or Italian mountains they are from. Some have buildings or landmarks on them, so a Google image search may reveal a bit of information.
It’s a statement backed up by other experts. Like Mark Verber, a professional counselor at EPIC Counseling Solutions. “Whether it’s the first-date jitters or talking about retirement plans 40 years later, laughter helps to lighten the mood,” he told Ask Men. He added that when he asks his clients what initially attracted them to each other, most say a great sense of humor.
probably the Indian guy cuz he looks scared as hell
Load More Replies...I agree; but I think in this case the Instagram account is trying to normalize that men have feelings too, and can feel compassion and care for others, and aren't always MANLY MAN MAN MAN. I think the IG account is trying to say that it's okay for men to have feelings and that they should show them, and other men should be able to openly feel good about the story.
Load More Replies...The dog obviously missed you! Take care of each other...there's nothing better than having a dog love you!!! Nothing!!!
Cats are pretty good too. And never underestimate the love of turtles who recognize your voice!
Load More Replies...Animal abandonment is dreadful. Don't these people have a conscience ?
Back then, things were made to last. Now they're made to break just after the warranty date 😫
right? I remember a teacher showing us a video of women's stockings stretched between two cars going opposite directions...they just. didn't. break. Apparently, mine can't even stand the force of my big toe.
Load More Replies...As a retired 70 year old, I can tell you most everything then was made to barely outlast the warranty (except for air streams). Some lasted forever but most died within a few years of warranty or needed MASSIVE repairs.
I'm a few years younger than you are, but I can testify that automobiles last considerably longer now than they did a few decades ago. Back then most didn't make it to 100,000 miles. Now they last two or three times that long, and with fewer repairs.
Load More Replies...Not the same car, aside from the colour looks at the lines on the rear wheel arch.
1956 Chevrolet 210 Two-Door Sedan. Both sets of wheels are owner-installed (not factory equipment). The tires in the "Old" photo are clearly modern (narrow-stripe white-walls did not exist in the 1950s).
Ever heard of white paint? The biggest change is the paint colour!
Load More Replies...Two different cars because the tire rear wells are different. Front tire has a trim, bottom doesn't. The rear tire well is broken line, bottom doesn't. No name on the top and is straight corner up and down. Bottom has a name of car and there is a curve.
What’s considered funny differs between men and women. Same applies when they’re being funny. Ladies like a more storytelling approach, and sharing hilarious things that happened. Guys prefer one-liners and often engage in slapstick. Think “dad jokes”. Professor of psychology at the University of Zurich, Willibald Ruch, has invested a huge amount of time in investigating the subject. He scrutinized research about humor and gender differences done between 1977 and 2018. And here’s what he found…
I relate to this one, i love fire (i am not an arsonist i swear, just a fire enthusiast).
"sick", "dope"...I miss "cool" , "groovy", "righteous" at least I understood those. "The times, they are a-changin'"
Fire was our first meditation aid. There are stories in the flames. And it taught us to plan ahead; if you forget to gather wood for a rainy day, you get wet and miserable.
In a broad generalisation: men are pyromaniacs and women are poisoners.
"Give us a raise, pops." Mordecai and Rigby S1 E1
Load More Replies...impressive and practical, don't have to unfold a shirt to see the design, 100% love it
imagine getting fired for doing your job. and they say 15 min early is late.
My sister trew a party for her partner's 50th birthday.. the theme was "USA" ..they like tò travel and USA Is their favorite destination... We made hot dogs.. nachos with chili and cheddar..jell-o shots and carrot cake!! Guest were dressed as USA flag... As american tourist in Europe , as american farmer.. but the best One was a family of Friends dressed as an hamish family.. it was a fantastic party!!!!
Amish? Or Hamish? Because I can envision both an Amish family and ham like family 😺
Load More Replies...If my girlfriend wouldn't buy me a Spider-Man balloon for my birthday, she wouldn't be my girlfriend very long.
I made a birthday party for the 50 years of marriage of my parents and the 80 years of my father, they cried both times (of happiness, I specify). be surrounded by those we love to party in a kitsch decor, I know nothing better :D
When was anyone to old for a birthday; this is epic. I'm sixty in three years time and I'm planning a whole twelve months of celebration
For my 60th birthday, I told my partner that I wanted a Hot Wheels party where we raced cars. The guests would bring their own hot Wheel Wheels car, and I'd get to keep the losing cars. Her response was: "Cool, I'll call my friends." It was a blast! The Flyer that I designed: Chris-60th...8b8601.jpg
Men and women understand the same jokes but don’t appreciate them in the same way, “Differences primarily exist in the production of aggressive humor, such as cynicism and sarcasm, and to a lesser extent in the context-free creation of jokes and punchlines,” wrote Horizons Mag when reporting on Ruch’s findings.
Mongolian throat signings also pretty cool. I can’t remember what it sounds like but I remember seeing it on The Voice one time and thinking it sounded like nothing I’d ever heard before, almost otherworldly
Mongolian throat singing is awesome. They seem to be singing a bass drone and an electronic-sounding melody simultaneously. Now get several guys doing this. I recommend the documentary "Genghis Blues." It's about an American blues singer who travels to Tuva (OK, not Mongolia) to study throat singing. Cool stuff.
Load More Replies...They've been doing this for a thousand or more years. It's pretty cool.
The Mongolians had the largest empire in the history of the world, conquered by archers on horseback.
i wouldn't call that on horseback. I'd call that...kind of leaping off the horse. which is impressive, just to be clear.
I assure you the rider is still firmly connected to the horse. Falling off of the horse after firing ONE arrow from the bow would be pretty useless of a strategy. A lot of cultures developed methods of sliding down the side of the saddle/horse while still remaining connected (via straps or stirrups or similar.) You can see "trick" horseback riders doing these kind of things even today.
Load More Replies...The best part of that movie was the first five minutes.
Load More Replies...The flight deck of an aircraft carrier is considered to be the most dangerous working environment in the world. And it's usually done by men who can't even legally buy a beer in the country they serve.
I was just thinking “If he doesn’t have Danger Zone playing in his headset he isn’t doing it right”😁🤣
Load More Replies...Warrior II yoga. But chest must be straight and left arm straight behind.
You're not having as much fun as the pilot! A cat shot is the third most fun thing you can do with your clothes on. Second is a trap. First is surviving a screwed up landing.
Go Navy!! F-14 Tomcat. The best fighter jet I’ve ever ridden in. We had them on the USS Saratoga CV-60 back in the 80’s
TBH the lobster will live longer, anyway!
Load More Replies...I would not eat that, it's too beautiful, throw it back so it can procreate abundantly please.
That is generally what they do to be honest. That and other strange colourations.
Load More Replies...I really don’t remember any lost loved ones for their jobs, income, possessions. I only remember how they made me feel, made me laugh, taught me new perspectives and shared their love. His job matters because it’s his & hopefully he finds the spark of joy in his day. What a sad, miserable girlfriend he has.
I wouldn't eat that precious blue boy, give him a huge aquarium where he's safe from predation and spoil him with little snacks.
I second that along with a YouTube channel showing them every second day for 20 minutes!
Load More Replies...While being funny might work in your favor as a man, the opposite can apply to women. According to studies, women who cracked a joke during business presentations were considered less competent than those who kept it serious when addressing colleagues.
Gotta love Aussie sarcasm - guy getting roasted, can be taken as a compliment
Ehh if the girl felt the need to give a fake # it kinda spoils it for me
Load More Replies...About the whole giving numbers thing. I think if we reverse that it would be much better. You see a cool looking person you are interested in. Offer them YOUR number after you express your interest. That takes care of all the fake number and ghosting blocking etc... It also feels safer to know that you are not risking it with a total stranger. The power is in your hands now to make the second move. or forget about it!
One day I got a very professional job oriented text from a woman 4000 miles away. I didn't ask who it was or what it was about, as the text was in depth talking about budgets and overturn ect. I corrected the math, and she said I needed a raise. I told her you've got the wrong number though, I'm in Florida USA and have no idea who this is just thought I'd help. It was the owner of a well established jewelry store in the other side of the world. We all text today. As a group chat. With the whole company. I'm not remotely a part of and have no business in. I'm a manager at a restaurant. We've had good times online lol
Just be aware the reason girls give fake numbers. They know it's a whole lot safer than just saying "you're very nice but I don't feel that way about you" (or something similar).
Many years ago I gave a man the phone number for A.A....
Load More Replies...Let's not demonize the guy. Everyone needs a break once in a while, doesn't mean we need therapy
Let's not demonize therapy either. Everyone needs it sometimes
Load More Replies...Stranded on an island with edible plants & freshwater? Ok I can do thar. Floating around in the high sea? Nope.
I went to hospital for 3 days the other month. It was the first time in 4 years that I had a break from life. I could just stay in bed all day and people brought my food and cleared up afterwards. I love my wife and kids but I loved the break and just being able to be on my own and just have myself to think about for once
Never went ice fishing before. Joined some random guys on my lake. Tiny tent, cold, smelled like breath...I asked why they do this. Dude says...'listen... whaddya hear?...no wives.' Lost at sea guy know the value of silence.
As the Harvard Business Review notes, “Humor expressed by males is likely to be interpreted as more functional and less disruptive compared with humor expressed by females.” It goes on to say that funny guys get a higher status than men with a dull sense of humor. Funny females are taken less seriously than those who keep a straight face at work.
FGF cup is just for teams from that state, Rio Grande do Sul (RS). RS is a state that doesn't have many strong teams. That specific team is Santa Cruz, and being the lone fan took some serious loyalty. My grandfather was like that. His team was a division 3 team, and he loved them forever. My own team has been on the relegation and promotion cycle for decades.
Runny yolks, but not runny whites - that's why I always flip my fried eggs for a minute, so there's no clear white left.
Load More Replies...Our values are so sc****rewed if we cannot appreciate life's little anomalies.
I think you should know that you can buy double yolked eggs by the carton, they are sold like that.
Actually that's a little known dog whistle for being on the Spectrum. I love it
My kid jumped into the jungle of Fortnite when he was 6. He made some pretty good friends in-game, but also dealt with the toxicity that comes with being so young & not knowing how to play well. One kid in particular helped him day in/out. They became fast friends. Only, the kid’s folks were going thru a horrible divorce & custody battle. 18 months of playing together every day & he just disappeared. We knew he played on Switch & his username was a combo of his name, his dad’s birthdate & his area code (2500mi away). His profile was gone, but we searched for another year. No luck. It was a real loss for my son & he grieved. He missed his buddy so much. Then, I got my son a PS5 and later a PC. I secretly started searching again & found him on Steam. They reconnected & the kid is now in a stable & calm home with his dad. Both have moved on from Fortnite. We’ve been able to arrange two IRL visits & they still game together almost daily. They text & FaceTime now more than they play.
I'm not a gamer, but it's still really sweet. I hope they kept in touch.
I opened comments out just to write this and you beat me.
Load More Replies...The horse had to wear a disguise to get into the bar of course. He didn't want the barman to ask why he had a long face .
It's crazy this dude snuck in to Vietnam while everyone else was hoping to get out...alive!!! Class of 1968!
Now you just need vodka armor and a vodka shield and now you are…VODKA KNIGHT
Just watch out for the day after a vodka knight, you'll have a terrible hangover.
Load More Replies...I don't drink either, but I'd put it up on my wall as décor because it looks RAD!
Load More Replies...And this is exactly how fish will swarm food if you throw it in a lake!
Load More Replies...And yet i could still tell it was Bill Nighy under there. Guy has got very unique eyes.
But it was actor Bill Nighty that brought this character to life!!!! He is just awesome 😎
Online censorship has reached new heights of idiocy. Not only "censoring" a word like deadbeats, but doing it so poorly you can still read the word.
Ste looks quite happy about it. Hope it turned out well. Thinking of the swedish book/movie "The guy in the next grave" on the perils of dating farmers.
My 13yo asked if I remembered this show and if it was still on the other day XD
I wanna rewatch it but it’s only on Amazon and it’s expensive 😭
Load More Replies...My biggest turn off.. those guys taking a picture with a caught or killed something. Leave animals ALONE
Nearly every fish caught on River Monsters was released after being caught.
Load More Replies...My 5 year old would go down to the basement on Sunday mornings (6am) and watch "Bass Masters". SHE was a big fan of "Mr. Bean" as well.
And guess what? If the girl was hesitant to tell whether you're a good enough man for her or not, this kind behavior may even end up with her thinking you are in fact. Showing respect is a green flag to many people (not only girls, BTW).
I want to agree with this, but modern society is so screwed up now, I can imagine a girl being very uncomfortable with a bloke insisting on this kind of thing. Make the offer sure, but respect the answer.
Load More Replies...I liked this post till I realised he referred to women as bitches, now I'm a little bit discussed
EDIT to clarift: we SHOULD NOT judge and demonize people who lived in a different time period for the things they did that were totally normal for them. That is my only point. Farmers had HUGE families in the early 1900s and the children ALL worked on the farm along with their parents, etc. Are we going to condemn every single one of those farmers for "child labor"? Should we exhume their bodies and put them on trial? Also, did you consider that maybe, JUST MAYBE, OP was being a little facetious and spurious and her grandfather adopted those 13 boys out of love/charity and didn't ACTUALLY force them to build him a house? I'm not saying it didn't happen/doesn't still happen today, but I AM trying to say let's not judge the morals of, say, 1930 by the morals of 2024. (Except for murder/sexual assault. Those should ALWAYS be judged.)
Load More Replies...But did he return any of them. Like he was all, Oh No! we didn't build enough rooms. Guess we are going to draws straws. Forever home, or No home.
My craziest grandpa lore is when my grandfather PAID for the ice cream sundae my grandma found a cockroach in (no, she did not find the cockroach before she put it in her mouth). She got so freaked out she ran out the building, Grandpa comes out two minutes later saying he just paid for everything. Come on, Grandpa, demand a refund.
My craziest Grandpa lore is how he came to visit me about 3 weeks after he died. Saw him walking up the front walk. My Mom saw him too. Scared the he'll out of her.
No bitterness in this from the grandson. I'm assuming grandpa taught his 13 construction workers well and brought them up right. Grandson seems grounded.
As a female who made medieval weaponry out of sticks and ropes and tape as a child, I have to go with STICK!! I once made a morningstar out of a stick, some nylon rope, and a LOT of my dad's electrical tape and I was QUITE proud of it. It was all good until my dad caught us kids re-enacting medieval warfare with our stick-weapons XD
Definitely stick. And if the pointy end breaks off, bash them with the thick hilt.
Load More Replies...A subtle reminder that the fashion industry has harmed all women by neglecting to put proper pockets on clothes.
Load More Replies...the stick is the sword and the rock is the shield. now you have.... NATURE MAN!!!
Ain't good at rock throwing... I'd take that good long stick!
Sounds like a messy firehazard. I would make them in the kitchen and bring them to him in bed
Would you have multiple waffle makers? or did you say if we are getting another kitchen cluttered it's going be the spiderman waffle maker or bust?
Or maybe it was the wife's idea to get the Spiderman waffle iron? Or maybe they have a small child who loves Spiderman? It's not just men who like comic book heroes.
Load More Replies...10/10 is my wife's birthdate as well. Only she was born in 1957.
I honestly could not be bothered with writing all the birthday cards.
I don’t even want 30 (honest & truly great) friends. I’m happy with my little gaggle of, mostly, gays.
The social depletion to keep 30 million friends, screw that
One time my boyfriend started a fight with a boss in a game and then wandered into the kitchen to turn off something he had on the stove. He says to me "Fight the Colossus for me!" We both play the game (First Descendant), so I wasn't expecting any issues. Then I realized my boyfriend has the most UNHINGED keyboard and mouse-button bindings. NOTHING is bound to what it is normally bound to. I remember yelling "WHY IS YOUR GRAPPLING HOOK BOUND TO YOUR RIGHT-MOUSE BUTTON?!" as his character grappled across the screen after I'd pressed the button - right-click is usually "aim". XD Luckily the boss wasn't a difficult one and I was able to defeat it even with his unhinged keybinds.
Reminds me of a scene from an anime where a guy gets hit and his nerves are all messed up. Like he wants to move his leg but his pinky moves... so he has to relearn how to use his body mid fight. You did the IRL version of that.
Load More Replies...He's not even trying to be inconspicuous about it lol!
Load More Replies...Sheesh, kids these days.... Nobody keeps their art supplies in their pocket where they belong and just enjoys the event /s
I think ALL us kids, regardless of their gender or lack thereof, did this in the 90s XD
I just now came in from the local park where i was quietly reading my book when 3 kids on the next bench turned into exactly this picture. I moved on to a quieter spot to let them have their thing.
I once dreamed that I was on top of the Big Ben tower, riding a giant zombie chicken as giraffes were raining from the sky. Then, the orcs came, ate Italian Panna Cotta on a road shop and then went on to invade Hogwarts in order to move it to an archipelago in India and plant rose bushes all around it. Weirdest dream ever, I even wrote the whole story down somewhere and drew the chicken ...
My kind of dream! When I was a kid and my friends would tell their dreams and it was things like their day at school, I almost felt sad for them for having such boring dreams.
Load More Replies...I once had a dream that my feet were being bitten, well gummed by a very old shark that had lost all his teeth. I woke up with the blankets wrapped around my ankles.
I'm a retired mathematician. Night before last I had a dream about the partial sums of consecutive prime numbers. Spent all day yesterday setting up calculation models to determine which sums were primes themselves. Most of my dreams are about patterns of some sort.
Only twitch, how lucky. I've been known to thump Mr Auntriarch in the chest whilst enacting a dream. I was protecting him from bandits, since you ask. These days as soon as I start making ruffle noises he just wakes me before I start doing anything.
I have dreams of distorted bathrooms just before I wake up having to pee.
80% of my dreams are either of driving a forklift or riding somewhere on my motorcycle and realizing I forgot my helmet
Trying to find the origin of pic as IIRC she isnt dead and pic just taken in autumn.
Yes, more pictures and details here - it was just too cold so she stayed inside, apparently. https://www.ez-blitz.com/blog/2019/11/25/in-an-english-country-garden (Edit: it was 1973, not 1963 as stated in that article).
Load More Replies...It was the reverse when a couple I know broke up. She left him the flowers and colors but kept the house.
Or brought them with her. The pictures look like they should be the other way around. The man looks younger in the pic on the right and older in the pic with the beautiful woman by his side. So, I am going with the idea that she brought them with her. Also, tge oic on the right appears to be in winter, pic on left is summertime.
How is the word "d3ad" considered offensive?!?!?! It's normal life cycle!!!! Should we censor "birth" as well?!
As b*rth is caused by s*x, and s*x is offensive and nasty, definitely, we shall censor b*rth. With the same logic, l*fe too.
Load More Replies...The guy in the factory coloring the same drink 7different colors: ...smile...
I miss Citrus Cooler Gatorade... I'd do some questionable things if it would bring it back...
I’ve never seen the yellow, green, or light blue gatorades! Does anyone here know the flavors?
The teal one in between the green and blue ones is the Gatorade Frost flavor called "Glacier Freeze". It's my personal favorite. It doesn't have a direct real-life analog, but I'd call it a sort of mix of very light citrus flavors mixed with berry flavors. The green one is the Gatorade Fierce flavor "Green Apple" (also delicious.) The yellow one is likely Passionfruit, as I think the Mango one has a different label design.
Load More Replies...Expensive hobby to have! But very relaxing, I love these model kits.
Load More Replies...I had to give my goddaughter lessons on how to play with my Transformers toys--she could switch between modes just fine, but she was making little "pew pew pew" noises for Optimus Prime. Sweetie, that's a plasma cannon--a weapon so powerful that Optimus is the only one strong enough to use it. It should sound like "Whaaaaamp! Whaaaaamp!"
That is a Gundam, I wouldn't give it to a child that is too young to assemble one without injuring themselves or breaking it, or especially eating it
I remember when I was growing up there were action figures too, not just models.
Load More Replies...I gave my son my boy cabbage patch kid when he was born, he loved him until he became a teenager. I took him back when I found him under the bed. Now he sits in my room again 😁
Nah. My mom has few toys from her childhood, whenever we find them she puts them on a shelf somewhere.
How do you wear holes on the backs of your knees?! or are his pants on backwards? Just wondering....
Those pants are just left over from the Kriss Kross backward jeans fad from the early 90s...
Load More Replies...It's true... There's always a kid or 2 who happens to be chill enough to hang with the guys and one old dude (like me) whos young enough at heart to still identify. And 1 asian teen gamer whos waaaaay better than the rest of us lol.
The age range can be pretty insane for guys gaming groups. I play Minecraft anarchy servers with pre teens and grown men ( one of which has 2 toddlers).
Load More Replies...Except in my case I'd be in the bottom pic (probably using a pic of Beerus to represent me...) as the one female in the group XD I started gaming decades ago (I'm 42) and a lot of the times, in the games I play/our friendgroup plays, I'm one of the only females. Then I will inevitably be accused by one of the guys as actually being a 13-year-old boy IRL as "no way would a girl play THIS game" XD
Kami? Yeah turtle hermit should be there... except we don't know his age, since both he and his sister took long life potions... he could be like 200.
Load More Replies...True. Been doing this man-ing for over 40yrs and yeah... Online gaming... A dude is a dude is a dude. It helps that inside every adult male is a small male child voice secretly running the whole shamdamles.
Load More Replies...And space/astronomy. Yeah I was a wierdo but big things were cool and astronomy’s pretty astronomical
Load More Replies...Not my son. He is a mixture of Star Wars, Fortnite, FNAF, Transformers, Zelda (cause of me) and a few other things.
Speed Stick Ocean Surf for 33 years now. Once I tried Axe because a girlfriend wanted me to. I kept the Speed Stick and she eventually got the Axe...
My deodorant is cedarwood. That's it. No weird marketing names. Its part of a set, actually, so I don't mix scents and accidentally make something weird.
I use Axe Phoenix, which kinda smells like if a herb garden wanted to fight you.
Been unscented for 40 years. If I want to smell nice, I dab a little WD-40 behind the ears
I might choose vanilla or lemon myrtle, but if they aren't available, I go fragrance free, just like my body wash
Hey, I'm female and I use Axe and Old Spice XD My favorite Axe scent so far has been Dark Chocolate. I don't like flowery/perfumey deodorant scents.
Statistically speaking, women are better drivers, so the stereotype is not even accurate. Ergo, this is a good example of a sexist joke
Really? I'm struck by the fact that everything I see some dumb a*s move on the road, it's generally a women. IM A WOMAN! Ladies just pay attention
Load More Replies...I am utterly sick of people making sexist, racist, ableist, homophobic 'jokes' and when they are called out on it people complain about a 'sense of humour bypass', or tell them to 'lighten up'. No! How about people just stop with the sexist, racist, ableist, homophobic 'jokes'!
Because its a slippery slope that's why. Where does it stop? If we censor everything that offends us then there will eventually be very little left to joke about. Crude offensive humor is not for everyone and should be avoided in public places and discussions but free speech doesnt only apply to wholesome things. It's all or nothing Im afraid lest we take things too far. This can only change once morality and ethics becomes a universal aspect of education on a global level. Since that's not going to happen anytime soon maybe try your best to not get so upset over uncouth behavior. It'll only ruin your day.
Load More Replies...There's always the one person who makes it so that we can't have humor to lighten life's burdens anymore.😥
Load More Replies...Someone out by themselves...after curfew...THAT'S one of the things about the lockdown that pissed folks off.
Do you know the meaning of "curfew"? Not saying the curfew itself was a good idea, but it was there
Load More Replies...throwing things off of cliffs is underrated, top tier enjoyment, thank you very much
Load More Replies...My bf sometimes talk about the time he and some friends blew up an old armchair with fireworks/bombs. They carried the chair all across town and then blew it up on a field. Right in front of his parents' house. It was 25 years ago and he still gets soooo excited when he explains just how much the boom boomed and the chair never chaired ever again (they could not find the chair afterwards besides a few burnt sticks...).
Oh great, dumping an old toilet into nature... I hope they went diving afterwards to get it back out and take it where it belonged. After all, little boys love the great big trucks and machines at the dumpster.
I have a feeling that when you pull it back and then release it, it will go: wheeeeeeeeee... Yep, stole that comment because it is so fitting.
Yep, I saw this image and that comment in another post and would have done the same thing.
Load More Replies...He'll never get stuck in the mud with those big wheels, that sure is something
As an Aussie that was my thought, then saw it was 7 news and confirmed it!
Load More Replies...Right. If they remade Oregon trail today I would play that game so hard.
Load More Replies...The original is a video. This one still image makes no sense. Actually, I watched the video and I STILL don't get it XD
I don´t get what there is to (just/only) relatable for men? I´m asking the female author of this blog as a woman.
90% entries that have nothing to do with gender, 8% relatable content for men, 2% unpleasant sexism that BoredPanda ought to know better than to publish.
The title says that most men would find these entertaining. It doesn't mean most women wouldn't find them entertaining as well.
Load More Replies...Yeah, the people who like this post also like their screwdriver handles pink or blue. No need to genderize - just call it 'relatable stuff' or 'peeps being peeps'. And no, I didn't bother reading the in-between text, because that would have been even more genderized, and therefore irritating. Note - I grew up with brothers and a mom who didn't believe in stereotyping, so this division of the sexes stuff is alien to me.
We are HUMAN first and gendered SECOND. And much of the gendered stuff is culture conditioned. Fortunately, the gendered stuff in our culture is becoming less rigid.
Not saying there aren't things that men experience that women usually don't, and vice versa, but men will really take the most general experiences and think it's something women don't get because they don't see women as regular people.
Just let them have this; men rarely reply to participation shout outs so let's not do the "women do that too" thing
I'm using dark mode right now.. you just go to your pfp and click on it, then the option will pop up towards the bottom.
Load More Replies...I like how so many people get bent out of shape over a male centered post when every week there's a, "30 reasons relationships didn't work out," and 28 are by women and no one bats an eye.
I don´t get what there is to (just/only) relatable for men? I´m asking the female author of this blog as a woman.
90% entries that have nothing to do with gender, 8% relatable content for men, 2% unpleasant sexism that BoredPanda ought to know better than to publish.
The title says that most men would find these entertaining. It doesn't mean most women wouldn't find them entertaining as well.
Load More Replies...Yeah, the people who like this post also like their screwdriver handles pink or blue. No need to genderize - just call it 'relatable stuff' or 'peeps being peeps'. And no, I didn't bother reading the in-between text, because that would have been even more genderized, and therefore irritating. Note - I grew up with brothers and a mom who didn't believe in stereotyping, so this division of the sexes stuff is alien to me.
We are HUMAN first and gendered SECOND. And much of the gendered stuff is culture conditioned. Fortunately, the gendered stuff in our culture is becoming less rigid.
Not saying there aren't things that men experience that women usually don't, and vice versa, but men will really take the most general experiences and think it's something women don't get because they don't see women as regular people.
Just let them have this; men rarely reply to participation shout outs so let's not do the "women do that too" thing
I'm using dark mode right now.. you just go to your pfp and click on it, then the option will pop up towards the bottom.
Load More Replies...I like how so many people get bent out of shape over a male centered post when every week there's a, "30 reasons relationships didn't work out," and 28 are by women and no one bats an eye.
