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‘Millennial Heaven’: Instagram Page Shares 50 Relatable Memes For People In Their 30s (New Pics)
Interview
Hey, Pandas, raise your paws if you’re 30 or older. Awesome! It’s still super weird for us that we’re, like, grown-ups and stuff. In our heads, we’re still pretty much high schoolers (and we have the eating habits to prove it!).
However, time marches on, and soon enough you find yourself doing mature things like paying taxes. Raising kids. Worrying about your job. Freaking out about the economy. Getting scared by your incredible lack of fitness after you pulled your back when you stood up too quickly. There’s a lot of panicking going on here, that’s for sure!
The ‘Thirty AF’ Instagram page shares some of the most relatable grown-up moments (with a heavy dose of '90s nostalgia), and they are beyond hilarious. Scroll down to have a good laugh (through the tears), Pandas, and don’t forget to upvote your fave memes. We’d love to hear what you love and hate most about being an adult, so pop by the comments and share your thoughts.
Bored Panda got in touch with the friendly team running 'Thirty AF,' Chloe Jankowitz and Peter West, and they were kind enough to answer our questions. We had a chat about how to stand out online, how to avoid dreading your thirties, and what the future has in store for 'Thirty AF.' Check out the full interview below!
When you’ve enjoyed this list to the fullest, check out Bored Panda’s earlier article about the ‘Thirty AF’ project right over here.
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Denny Dunn 3 years ago
Except maybe a show where they get shipped off to another planet.
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Crazy Dog Lady 3 years ago
Minimum wage?!?!? Absolutely not, free internship like she offers most of the people who work for her.
Artsy Bookworm 3 years ago
Please 🤌🤌🤌 That woman genuinely gets on my nerves whenever I read one of those "advices" she gives to women
Dezi227 3 years ago
They already did this but with Paris and Nicole. Go watch The Simple Life immediately 😜
Richard 3 years ago
Was looking for this comment, that show was hilarious. Paris telling country farmers "thats hot"
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Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
Holy $hit, yes. And all profits from the show must go to charity. They'd never sign such a "bad" deal.
The team told Bored Panda that in order to stand out online in terms of memes and humor, you have to pay attention to what your audience enjoys, involve your followers, personalize, network and credit.
"Pay attention to what resonates with your following and post more of it! Over the years, we have very much let our followers influence our content. When we first started out, '90s/nostalgia wasn't a huge focus. We'd post a nostalgic meme from time to time and began to notice that the comments became a space where people really bonded and had funny and positive interactions with strangers on the internet (shocking... I know!)," they shared.
"We started to focus on that more and, in addition to the content we posted in the feed, we created story series around nostalgic themes and launched our global treasure hunt for Nostalgia Grabs (free packs of nostalgic treasures hidden all over the world!). We absolutely post content that isn't tied to nostalgia as well, but letting our following influence our themes definitely plays a big part in growing a page on IG!"
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Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
My dad has a horse that if it saw a saddle it refused to be caught, but if it saw the little cart it pulled, he would come straight over and do a little merry dance at the excitement of going out! So dad never rode it and just took it out in the cart, he didn't think it fair to make it do something it didn't want to do and obviously didn't enjoy.
GoodWolf 3 years ago
I really like that. I had a horse that ran away when she she saw the saddle, so I just took her for walkies like an oversized dog. She loved that!
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Natasha Hessler 3 years ago
Meet Natasha, she doesn't like working. If somebody at her work catches her on Bored Panda, she will pretend that she is using it for research purposes. But unfortunately, Natasha is not an adorable horse, so Natasha will either work or be fired.
mulk 3 years ago (edited)
My wife do the same, every time I want to "ride her"... (okayyyy, I'm out! don't punch me, it's a jooooke)
mrsmir 3 years ago
At first I was a little disgusted by your comment. But then I reread it while picturing the horse pretending to be asleep and not opening it’s eyes until you’ve left and now it’s hysterical to me because I’ve definitely not done this to my husband once or twice 🙊
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Just Breathe 3 years ago
I own a few horses and they all have their own quirks but the funniest one by far is "little sun". He wont allow you to ride him until you hand feed him something sweet (he loves apples) and brush his mane.
Spocks's Mom 3 years ago
I didn't know that the Jim Rose Circus was still a thing. Awesomeness!
majandess 3 years ago (edited)
This is like my nephew! My nephew is a dachshund, and if you ask him if he wants to go for a walk, he will go hide. He loved to torture my son by barking any time my son moved, but when asked if he wanted to go for a walk, the doxie went over to my son, plopped in his lap, and rolled over for tummy rubs... Because being nice to his victim was preferable to going for a walk (the two get along quite well now).
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Alice Landers 3 years ago
My husband and I owned a restaurant and by the time clock he put up a sign 'If you've never seen the dead come alive you should see this place at closing time '
YD 3 years ago (edited)
The time to go to sleep usually is the same time when other people finally stop expecting something from you (in other words: they finally leave you alone) and you are finally free to do as you please, without being judged for it (because God forbids if we are not always "productive"). Of course, you'll revel in that moment of rare freedom. It's come to the point where during the day I feel like a freaking drone, what with always having some responsibility to take care of and never having the time to spontaneously do something I enjoy.
Meanwhile, you should definitely try to involve your followers in your content somehow, and interact with them as much as possible. "We LOVE doing follower-submitted photo contests, asking followers for suggestions on songs/movies to feature in our story polls, etc., and then using their contributions and tagging them. This gets our content shared and makes people feel involved in the content rather than just observing from afar. I also highly recommend keeping a very close eye on DMs. A lot of the content we post is from creator submissions that pop up in our DMs! Also, interacting with followers and replying to DMs helps add a voice to the page and also gives you ideas of what themes people are most connecting with."
Moreover, you shouldn't forget to personalize your content, even if you're sharing things that you didn't personally create. "We put a lot of effort into writing engaging captions, pinning funny comments, and replying to people in the comment threads. Simply posting a meme and bailing isn't a way to connect with people. By hanging around, engaging, and personalizing, you show that you're present and give a human connection to a page. We've put a lot of effort into keeping things consistent through regular features and making story content feel unique to our brand," the 'Thirty AF' team explained to Bored Panda.
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User# 6 3 years ago
We had to spend days on end in libraries trying to find information that now is just a five second web search away.
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Think how much we learnt extra while doing so (not necessarily anything useful, but extra)
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Savannah Newman 3 years ago
We had to physically go looking for our friends if we wanted to hang..
D. O. Brndo 3 years ago
we did not "memorize driving directions". we printed them out, and almost died reading them while driving.
Made an account to comment 3 years ago
To be fair memorizing driving directions is very useful
Vishy 3 years ago
Phone Directories and Yellow Pages. About 4 books. They used to be delivered when a new one came out.
Seonag Udell 3 years ago
I loved the yellow pages, the adverts for them were great too.
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Catch 22ish 3 years ago
Now people act like I should always have phone with me & take their calls or texts immed. Act slightly offended if I don't. Pro's & con's to today & yesterday's. Feels like a leash & a demand of my moments at times. I don't always have phone with me, or carry room to room or outside in yard. I don't answer if I'm busy with something I want to do, or eating, or talking/visiting with someone else, or playing w/my dog. I don't let my phone bug me as much as some do.
Susan Reid Smith 3 years ago
I have decided, as a gen X, that I own my phone, it doesn't own me.
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Slim 864 GVG 3 years ago
Oh the memories! I was a teenager in the 80s and it was wonderful. Talking on the phone for hours, having the girl or guy you liked pass you a note in school, clearing your schedule to watch something on TV and $20 could last you the weekend! We were definitely Gods!
SykesDaMan 3 years ago
Yesterday, it took me more than it should to explain to my daughter what is a dictionary and how to use it without having one at hand... I used an online version and it threw my explanation out the window...
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Headless Roach 3 years ago (edited)
The box said "for a family of 4". So I guess I am a family of 4, fu.
ThreeAngryLlamas 3 years ago
I pay attention to how many fortune cookies or forks they add to my meal. Usually four or so, but my record is eight.
Persephone 3 years ago
Yeah my bf did not realize why I refused to be "food gremlin" on Halloween night.... I kept saying "oh I must go to the bathroom" rather than retrieve food from porch.... he had to open his door himself, only to get wrapped In fake cobwebs that my daughters and I had hung to prank him... but I applaud and am forever grateful, to the delivery service driver that took the pic of his food and spider wrapped door (that BF didn't check), before BF was wrapped up in fake cobwebs to retrieve pizza... I will never stop laughing.
Keating_5 3 years ago
Did I ghost write this? I get furious now when the delivery people insist on seeing me, like just leave the food and go, I pre tipped you already!
Persephone 3 years ago
That's why I wear googly eyes on glasses... I must be incognito.
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pandaPanda 3 years ago
I do the same, just that i watch YouTube shorts instead of Instagram....
alwaysMispelled 3 years ago
A couple of younger co-workers turned me on to the magic that is TikTok... And someone needs to please turn me back into a 38-year-old because it sounds like a 60-year-old just wrote that last sentence, LOLOL
simfan all day every day 3 years ago
What are these things you speak of? Is no one myspace anymore?
farbenzirkel 3 years ago
For this it works like a filter! Only the x% best (admittedly not necessarily good) make it to instagram - a lot of junk then you do not even have to see!
Dandelion Girl 3 years ago
bro mine's the worst, I watch Snapchat stories of Tiktok videos 😭😭😭
When you're sharing posts and memes that you didn't create, it's absolutely essential to give the original creators the proper recognition. "Don't try to take credit for content that you didn't create. Crediting and helping drive traffic to creators' pages is not only the right thing to do, it also is helpful in growing your own page!" they said that everyone wins in these situations.
"People appreciate the tags, follow, and share your original content, too. Over the years, we've actually become good friends with a lot of the creators we've connected with through IG, we just went to one of their weddings!"
The 'Thirty AF' team told Bored Panda that they actually love being in their thirties. A big part of that comes down to have a clearer understanding of what they want and what's good for them. There's a stark difference here, compared to one's twenties.
Some people might focus on health and fitness once they reach their thirties. Others prioritize mental health, looking for happiness and balance, and being themselves—authentically. As you grow older, you realize that you apologize less, do more of what you want and what meets your needs, and feel far more confident in whatever decisions you decide to make.
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User# 6 3 years ago
Same. I even have to mentally prepare myself just to put the garbage bins out.
Brendan 3 years ago
Had to put the bins out last night. I'm still recovering 😭
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DuchessDegu 3 years ago
Today I went for a walk in the morning, had a brief convo with a lady and her cute dog, then planted my tulips in the afternoon. I'm 100% shattered physically and mentally and having cereal for dinner because I'm too tired to even make a pot noodle
Cassie 3 years ago
I had a doctor appointment today and have been a shaking mess ever since. Nothing is getting done today. I used to have two part time jobs plus a maximum course load with a better than 4.0 GPA. What is happening?
ItsJess 3 years ago
Same. I have a drs visit on Monday and I already know what sweats I'm going to put on when I get home and what book I'm going to read. Also planning a recovery nap.
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Dizavid 3 years ago
As a chronic pain sufferer, I can confirm that this is actually a huge sign and warning of moderate turning into severe depression.
ItsJess 3 years ago
This is why I have a spoon tattooed on my leg. Just in case I need that extra one (which I frequently do)
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Liv harrison 3 years ago
I would have assumed it’s because their ruffian children are too busy with their mums to rob a house
Theresa Carroll 3 years ago
Well that's if you know who your dad is, if he is in your life or if he is alive... My siblings are like 50/50 on who their dad is and the man my mom claims is their dad has never been in their life.. my dad was unjustly take from me 6 years ago by an ahole who wanted to kill himself so he waited for the next vehicle to come by and slammed into it, which happened to be my dad out on his weekly Harley ride. My dad did not survive, the a*****e did not succeed he is still alive and he took the most amazing man this world ever saw away from us 🥺
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Jo Sargent 3 years ago
Or... that kids really do love their mothers and are too busy celebrating her.
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GoGoPDX 3 years ago
I love taking myself out on a date! I go to the restaurant I want to, enjoy some dinner and drinks quietly while I read or play spider solitaire, go see what ever movie, show, or concerns I want. Just some good me time with myself. It has been harder to do since marriage and kids, but when I get the rare chance, you better believe I take it!
Futzhe 3 years ago
Up vote for spider solitaire. N don't forget t play minesweaper too
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Olinda Henderson 3 years ago
Sounds like a momentary respite for a retiree to get out of the house, but I've done it with a dirty margaritas, calamari, and a kindle.
Sans Serif 3 years ago
"dirty margaritas, calamari, and a kindle" up vote required!
Load More Replies... Jen F 3 years ago
I used to dress nice go to an outdoor bar, order an old fashioned and wear my headphones and listen to music or an audio book in my mid-late 20s. Was a fun introverted way for me to go out. Then I met my husband and now we sit in our PJs drinking at home listening to music together. Life goal met.
Carol Emory 3 years ago (edited)
I like the one where it says "So does the term domestic housewife indicate that there is such a thing as a feral housewife...because, if so, I have a new life goal."
Catch 22ish 3 years ago
It's easier than you think. Most women would not do that without someone to go with. This, even tho sometimes you don't feel like having to direct your attention to any one particular person or none at all, just want to hang & chill. So they don't go out & grab mozz stix & drink, but stay here bored. Go anywhere, anytime u want, walk in & claim your territory. Let poaching dudes know they aren't welcome to interrupt your time (unless they are), with 'not looking for company', or I'm busy. Don't worry about not hurting feelings, claim your space, leave all the extra women's politenesses at home, give 'em a vacation.
In contrast, they noted that, in their twenties, they worried far too much about what people thought about them, and wanted them to like them. That changes when you reach thirty. You become more comfortable: you know that you can only control so much; what others think of you is out of your control. That way, you're free to spend quality time with that people whom you genuinely care about. The 'Thirty AF' team would never let go of the upsides of turning thirty and is excited to see what their fourties will bring.
As for what the future holds, the 'Thirty AF' team has a "crazy busy and exciting 2023 planned." There are a few projects that they're working on, including a book, a podcast, and a few other things that are super secret!
What's more, they're going be back at the 90s Con this spring hosting some events and with a few booths on the floor. "If you're in Hartford, stop by and say hi!"
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Jennifer Griffin 3 years ago (edited)
Growing up I used to think my mom knew everything cuz shes a mom. I'm now a mom of 4 and raise my sister's 4 kids as well. I don't have the answers to NOTHIN and barely know what I'm doing!
Evi Grimes 3 years ago
It's crazy because now that I have realized this, I see my parents differently. I feel like a teenager again. "Why ask mom for advice? She's just winging it too". Except now we can drink wine together and ignore our problems instead of arguing.
Monosyllabic girl 3 years ago
Not sure why you got downvoted, it is valid advice. Feel sad? Fake a laugh and you get a boost of serotonin. Nervous? Act confident and it will start to feel real.
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 3 years ago
I have one guy at work who is a first time dad. He said the other day that he was worried he was going to screw his kid up. I said "Of course you're going to screw the kid up. That's why you have a second one. The first one is practice." He laughed!
Luna Crow 3 years ago
Laugh-crying because it's true. (Firstborn here) Have an upvote for the comical perspective
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Jerry Mathers 3 years ago
You forgot the last part of the cycle where we wish we were kids again and didn't know things and had no responsibility
Lori Sandoval 3 years ago
Agreed. I never knew when the economy was bad or if my parents were afraid of losing their job.
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Lev Borovoi 3 years ago
I was in second grade when I discovered I knew something my teacher didn't.
SheilaWeila 3 years ago
I always imagined that one day i would "feel like an adult." I'm in my 60s and I've given up on that. I'll never grow up.
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James016 3 years ago
Never thought of it that way as my couch sleepy is sleepier than my bed sleepy
nini 3 years ago
Same for me - but that's the problem. I get sleepy on the couch, so I decide to go to bed early... but as soon as I'm ready for bed and lying in it, I'm wide awake.
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ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago (edited)
Why people feel that they need to move from the couch to bed is beyond my comprehension. I always wondered how deep my sleep would be if my teachers would just let me stay asleep when I fell asleep during class, or at the beach, or behind the steering wheel?
Ozymandias73 3 years ago
Man ain't that the truth! Happened to me last night. I'm watching TV on the couch, falling asleep. Tell myself "self, I says, better get into bed. You've gotta be up early." I get into bed and I'm awake for another 2hrs. SMH
Sue Denham 3 years ago
Or how after repeatedly falling asleep with your nose mashed into your book you turn the lights out and lay there wide awake for the next three hours.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
You just have to start the conversation with "sorry, my battery is almost flat, how are you". Then you end gracefully whenever you like.
Chris Jones 3 years ago
My mother overheard my aunt saying this to her daughter 'press the doorbell, press the doorbell'. She was so very, very hurt. Fine to do it, just don't let people know that you are.
Jody Whitmarsh 3 years ago (edited)
Like the idea of keeping keys, purse, coat right at the door so if someone pops in, you can have those things in hand and say something like, "ope, just walking out the door. Ya caught me at a bad time"
Just Breathe 3 years ago
Only my parents phone me, everyone else just texts... like normal people.
Violet Jensen 3 years ago
Would still work if millennials didn’t kill the doorbell industry by texting “here” 😔
Hotdogking 3 years ago
I just start all phone calls with talkative people by saying that my phone’s about to go dead. Then, whenever I gets tired of talking I just hang up. Works wonders
Ramirez rachael 3 years ago
I wish I had a doorbell. But if anyone ever comes over unannounced, just grab your coat and be like oh I was just leaving.
‘Thirty AF’ is the brainchild of Chloe Jankowitz and Peter West. They’re friends in real life!
“We've been good friends since day one of our freshmen year at Emerson College in Boston, MA. Since graduating in 2009, we've always lived far apart, in different states or sometimes in different countries,” they told Bored Panda during an earlier interview.
Despite the sometimes vast distance between them, they constantly kept in touch by sharing memes and videos with each other. Their sense of humor was very similar.
“In 2018, we decided to start Thirty AF as a fun way to share these jokes with a wider group of friends. We never really thought it would ever grow into anything more than a fun hobby, but eventually, it really started picking up and we decided to put more of our focus into figuring out what our brand was and finding creative new ways to engage our quickly growing following through reposted content and regular features that we created ourselves,” they told my colleague before.
“We both have backgrounds in marketing and media, and found that our combined skills helped us create something that stood out from other meme accounts and build a fun and engaged community of 30-somethings,” Chloe and Peter said.
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Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
False! As an adult you have to get up even earlier to check the kids don't eat junk food, and do shower.
Amy Burke 3 years ago
Yes these are symptoms of depression but let's celebrate an 'off' day where you do not need to succumb to societies forced norms on what adulting actually looks like. I think we should be able to watch TV, eat junk and not shower, just for the heck of it. Like it's ok to have a day just for yourself
Kawazoe 3 years ago
I've always loved being in the shower, literally the only place as a depressed kid to cry in peace
Tess 3 years ago
I've always carried a fear of the shower from childhood. Being forcibly put into the shower fully clothed was never a fun experience.
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Science Officer T'Pringles 3 years ago
This was indeed the most depressing realisation from Bored Panda for a while....! PS. I hope you get better Elle!
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Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Or ruin it by explaining that now you have to tell YOURSELF to do all these things! The chores are still there, you just have nobody else to blame anymore and almost no way to duck out of it. Sure, you can procrastinate taking out the garbage - if you don't mind the smell? Sure, you can skip a shower or ten - if you are not easily embarrassed by unexpected human contacts? Sure, just pay the bills another day - who needs electricity, heating or water anyway? It might come as a surprise but not everything we are forced to do as kids and teens is just invented to annoy us; some things are indeed necessary.
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Tabitha 3 years ago
Oh my god, I want this to be real one day so bad. My kid will be hanging out with his friends and my hologram will pop up and I'll just be wearing my old lady muumuu, cold cream and curlers in my hair.
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
And then they could not ban phones as punishment because we did not have any. Fun times.
VikingAbroad 3 years ago
They could very well ban my time on the land line, though! And they did!
Load More Replies... Savannah Newman 3 years ago
Oh man the freedom we had as kids is insane to think about in today's terms. I would straight up leave in the morning on what I called "my expeditions" which consisted of walking out into the woods until almost dark. Gotta get home before the street lights turned on. I was in 2nd 3rd and 4th grade y'all. It was 92 to 94..if you saw a child that age out in the woods by themselves today the authorities would get involved so fast.
Aisling Raye 3 years ago
Only a bit older than you and I giggle about how my current goals include being home before the streetlights come on. The circle of life lol.
Load More Replies... VikingAbroad 3 years ago
My mom calling momoffrined1, momoffriend2 and momoffriend3 in consecutive order u til she found one who had seen us (we were ten kids in the village, always hanging out in this garden or that garden, by the creek or in the wood. Playing ball on the grass strip by the water or similar.) Said mom would then start shouting to get our attention. "Kid2 has to be home now, it's dinner time!" We may not have phones, but we were reachable nonetheless. Until the day I got a pony and disappeared for hours on end with food and carrots in the backpack. Oh, that were the days....!
Hotdogking 3 years ago
Gen z was in 1998. A lot of people forget that Gen Alpha is now a thing
Loonie Toonie 3 years ago
Yeah I really don't get why girls are dressing like that now... Probably because it's TikTok trending.. I just like the music and the outfits fit my personality so that's why I like them. But then a lot of people are like just showing off and it's stupid.
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
Of course hopefully that means cops don't show up at your friends house at exactly 10:15pm because you're stuck in traffic coming home...
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Superninjatiger 3 years ago
Train your shoulderblades muscles and it will help your neck muscles to keep up.
Load More Replies... James016 3 years ago
I'm 45, everything hurts and if it doesn't hurt or ache then it doesn't work
James016 3 years ago
If I sleep on my left I crush my own shoulder then I can’t move my arm properly after I wake up
Load More Replies... Headless Roach 3 years ago
Then when you age some more - when you wake up with no pain at all, your first thought is "Okay, so today is THE DAY."
Sans Serif 3 years ago
At least you don't have to worry about turning your head! lol
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Fluffy mommy panda 3 years ago
I have neck problems anyway because I got burnt real bad and had to get skin graphs on my neck and it pulls on the front of my neck. And it really makes the back of my neck hurt. but my neck has came so far. I'm just happy that it doing good. But damn sometimes it just painful.
Lev Borovoi 3 years ago
And if you run without warning up, your legs hurt, although running is your legs' job. Now if your legs hurt from turning your head and your neck from running, that would be wild.
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
Look, the neck has been working for 3 decades straight. It's tired too, man.
The last time that Bored Panda featured the project, their Instagram page had 1.6 million followers. Now, the account boasts a jaw-dropping 2.1 million fans. It’s not hard to see why. The memes they share are as relatable as they are funny. What more could you want?
"When life changed dramatically for everyone in March 2020 and we all found ourselves spending a lot more time at home and a lot more time with our phones, we put even more energy into building Thirty AF. We grew by over 1 million followers in a single year, and it is now a full-time job for both of us," the founders of the project explained how a hobby turned into a profession.
As the page gained more and more popularity, Chloe and Peter broadened their horizons. They expanded to TikTok and created a spinoff account, called ‘Hungry AF.’ They’re constantly thinking of ways to evolve their brand.
"We run an online shop and release a yearly Nostalgia Box that is a fun mix of products from nostalgic brands like Dunkaroos and the Lisa Frank nail wraps from Orly, and also fun products featuring nostalgic references. Our 2021 box sold out in under 24 hours! We're also working on some very exciting things for 2022 including a touring pop-up event and a TV game show—we can't share a lot of info on that yet, but it is insanely exciting and something we never thought would happen!"
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Savannah Newman 3 years ago
Lisa Frank was the must have school gear! I had the best trapper keeper! Also Captain Planet, that show was my life.
Lauren S 3 years ago
Lisa Frank! Trapper keeper! 🥰🥰🥰 I miss hanging out with people my own age. Anyone else remember Fraggle Rock? The neon gel pens were so cool. Did slap bracelets get banned in your elementary school too?
Load More Replies... Monosyllabic girl 3 years ago
I just want to say, i see your comments on posts often and they always crack me up :) also love the name
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Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
Yes, it was all lies. Beautiful, terrible lies. I was 13 when I learned dolphins are really nature's jovial gang rapists. 😨💔
Lori Sandoval 3 years ago
I didn't want to be a marine biologist. But my parents took me to see a double feature of Jaws and Orca when I was 4. Still deathly afraid of the ocean. On a related note covering your kids eyes at the scary parts doesn't work. We can still hear the screams and see thru the cracks in your fingers.
Cassandra Adams 3 years ago
Before the documentary "Black Fish" I may have considered it a viable option, except I don't really know what marine biologists do...except intervene Japanese whalers and write grant proposals.
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Rumina Io 3 years ago
That means that she understands how common abuse and financial abuse are. :( Tbh I agree with grandma. Good to have some money that's just yours
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
That is not how a successful marriage works.
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LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Yup! My husband and I have our own separate accounts. We have a list of certain things we are individually responsible for and the rest we can do with what we want. I'm not sharing my money, especially now that I out earn him. And I'm better at saving it than he is.
Joshua Praß 3 years ago
The best way is the following: you and your partner have a own bank account for the income from your job. You have togheter another account. From your own account you transfer the needed money for the running kosts to the shared account. So have everyone they own money. And there are no secrets.
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Jody Whitmarsh 3 years ago (edited)
Oh, and by helping I mean I'm going to destroy large parts of public property, likely destroy some citizens in the process and then rebuild. You'd think with all the rebuilding the place would be a little cleaner
Marcelo Mabuchi 3 years ago
To be fair, in a world with Jokers and Penguins no amount of public programs can prevent chaos
Jerry Mathers 3 years ago
I love Batman as a character. But if you really step back and look at it, he isn't really going after the right guys. He's start with all of Bruce Wayne's peers, their money managers, and their bought politicians. He'd buy his own politicians, enact reform and regulations on the financial markets. Instead beating up a half dozen guys robbing a bank, he'd beat up bank managers that offer predatory loans and whose checking account policies cause 1 high dollar check to go through while bouncing 10 low dollar transactions that incur a $25 penalty. He'd buy up slums and offer low cost housing while kicking the c**p out of dirty landlords. He'd hurt politicians whose only true goals a creating laws that benefit people like him. Bruce's Wayne's wealth could make Gotham a decent place to live where the social net is so effective that there would be no henchmen available for the villains. And in the end, he'd still be a 100 times richer than anyone else, but not 100,000 times richer.
Over the years, the duo has changed how they manage ‘Thirty AF’ because of how time-intensive it is.
“Much of the content that we post is submitted by creators. We love meeting creators and comedians who are new to Instagram and helping drive traffic to their pages; we have networked with a ton of incredibly talented creators over the years and share their content a lot,” they said.
“We keep a close eye on meme trends and will often share roundups of the funniest memes and tweets related to trending topics. We're also part of a lot of online groups, particularly for millennials and different nostalgia groups, and a lot of content comes from there. We also create a lot of original content mostly for our stories and TikTok," they told Bored Panda.
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Satan Laughs 3 years ago
Level 11: write “cross this off,” somewhere in the middle of the list.
Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano 3 years ago
I put: take laundry to laundry room, wash laundry, dry laundry, fold laundry, and put away laundry as all different things on my todo list :))
setsuriseikou 3 years ago
I also suggest adding "take laundry out of the washing machine" and "put laundry in the dryer", since I myself sometimes completely forget about the former (no dryer, so at least cannot fail the latter).
Load More Replies... DumYum 3 years ago (edited)
Husband’s daily to-do list always starts with: Sh*t, Shower, Shave.
Olinda Henderson 3 years ago
Sounds like my retiree morning routine, and if I'm dressed, teeth brushed, and grooming completed by 11a, I can cross off half my mental list, but wouldn't dare go to the store without a handwritten list, seems easier for me than a digital grocery list, some habits die hard
Sans Serif 3 years ago
Retirement is its own strange game - daily I have to revisit the rules. I applaud you for achieving my entire daily goal by... 11 AM!
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Channo Sagara 3 years ago
Screw ro do lists if it's up to me I'd burn the dam list and sleep all day.
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waddles 3 years ago
i feel it would be inappropriate to burst out in “PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS” in the middle of a funeral but f**k the patriarchy
Dizavid 3 years ago
Better than having everyone crying over grandma suddenly hear your phone bust out with, "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR".
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Emma Kilcup 3 years ago
Life tip: Make calls you don't want to answer your favorite songs as ringtones, so you want to keep listening to the song, and make ringtones or people you need to answer(even if you don't want to) your least favorite song, so you rush to answer it.
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
Oh that reminds me of the truck that used to drive around the neighborhood playing music. My parents and my brother and sister and I would always get up and dance a little bit while it played until it drove out of the neighborhood. That was so much fun.
Marie Dahme 3 years ago
My ringtone….. Metallica. Enter Sandman. Not the song you want to hear at a funeral lol
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Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
Walgreens now requires you to put the damn thing in upside down. It's absurd.
Claire Elise 3 years ago
The 5-year-old ringing me up at Safeway was incredulous. "Did you just SWIPE your card?!?" And I'm 38 and I'm still learning about chips and I'm the youngest person in line and I notice all of the people behind me are watching this closely because they don't want to be similarly victimized by this baby genius...
Catman 3 years ago (edited)
Well, what you need to do is send your card into another dimension, where you have to get it to the overlord in that demension, who will scan it with his alien eyes, which will create a floating number infront of your eyes, then you have to memorize that number in 5 seconds (and it's a really long number like 20197872972979173927), then you have to read it to whoever is asking for money 3 times over so that they can put it in the machine, then you'll get a confirmation email, which you click yes on, then you paid for your thing. Also, if you're buying more then 3 things, you need to do it for each individual thing. Also the code is diffrent every time.
Valerie G. 3 years ago
Knotted, polka-dotted Twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied
The ‘Thirty AF’ team finds a ton of ways to keep their audience engaged and having fun. "Followers apply to be featured as our daily single looking for love. We share their photo and info about them and encourage other followers to DM them. This has been going on for almost two years and a few engagements have come from it so far!" they explained how some of their IG stories work.
There's also the semi-regular Small Business Saturday feature where Chloe and Peter share the businesses they love, as well as holiday gift guides. "We have a lot of friends who are business owners and have so much respect for millennials who have decided to reject the corporate hustle and create their own businesses, so helping support people like that, especially businesses run by women and BIPOC is super important to us,” Chloe and Peter noted that, from time to time, they share the businesses they love on their Small Business Saturdays.
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Paul Neff 3 years ago
Different people are allowed to want different things. No matter which direction you play the movie, the person at the start is not satisfied with their life somehow.
Bibmibap 3 years ago
The joke is that it's the same in every single one of these movies. Dozens and dozens of them. But w/e, harsh on it all you want.
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Mark Fergel 3 years ago
What has 20 actors, 4 writers and 1 plot????........... .......the Hallmark Channel.
Lorrie Rothstein 3 years ago
Always a man or a woman who has to go back to save their small town and falls in love with one of the locals
Mainza Munsanje 3 years ago
Who is either an ex or the new person in town... the same recurrent trope
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Ralph K. 3 years ago
LOL, doesn't everyone hate these movies where they land again in their stupid boring smalltown? I will never go back. And if I ever should meet my big love on a visit there, he has to come with me to the capital.
ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 3 years ago
Ugh, I'm still stuck here, 50 years of it. I can't take it.
Load More Replies... majandess 3 years ago
This is inspiring... I want to see a cheesy Christmas movie where a woman does something like this, only she ends up dumping her shitty-a*s family, making a bunch of friends and doing the holidays Friendsgiving-style, and running a corporate Christmas store chain so she can spread tinsel to everyone. They can call it the Spirit of Christmas, and the company she runs is the Christmas equivalent of Spirit Halloween.
simfan all day every day 3 years ago
Hallmark fails to know the truth, most of us are content with the ugly sweater and loser spouse
Carol Emory 3 years ago
Better than watching the Lifetime channel for women where the movies are all about women surviving getting beaten. Can you imagine that one in reverse?
ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 3 years ago
Kinda. People who are beaten in relationships were one upon a time not in that abusive relationship, then end up in it somehow, stuck there. Some never leave. There's the reverse.
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Ozymandias73 3 years ago
Sounds like the old joke of playing a country song backwards. Guy gets his girl, dog, and truck back.
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Jessica Young 3 years ago
My son's Lupus was misdiagnosed when he was a child because "it's never lupus".. Also I was told it's not usually a "white male disease"... Well .. The not usually almost killed him🤷🏼♀️
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Kiaya Thompson 3 years ago
It was with my mum, now I text her every time it’s not lupus
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Serenity Now! 3 years ago
Yes! I was concerned. Then my brother joined the Marines and passed through the Bermuda Triangle and told me that his watch went nuts during that time. Yikes.
Alessa Gillespie 3 years ago
Yes, Bermuda Triangle, quicksand pits, but on the plus side; forcefields
SCamp 3 years ago (edited)
And Bigfoot. Gotta track down that Sasquatch and see if it’s for real.
Mel The Axolotl 3 years ago
Did you know in Washington State it's actually illegal to kill Bigfoot? Interesting
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Russell Rieckenberg 3 years ago
I was concerned that if I rode my bicycle during a tornado I might turn into a witch.
Stinky Malinky 3 years ago
Spontaneous Human Combustion for 7y/o me. TERRI-FIED every day I’d just go on fire.
"We also do regular story poll features like our Bop or Flop feature where followers decide if a song is a bop or a flop. When songs score over 65% bop, they are added to our Bop or Flop playlist on Spotify that has almost 40k followers," they said.
Some of the memes that resonate the most with their audience include self-deprecating humor that millennials can definitely relate to, commenting on issues like the state of the economy, and finding humor in challenging issues like dealing with anxiety and depression.
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Bec 3 years ago
This is definitely one of my top concerns about my ability to survive a zombie apocalypse or other dystopian future.
harpling 3 years ago
Anyone else look up their glasses prescription just in case we're on the run from zombies and need to stop by an optometrist's office and grab a couple of spares? When I'm on an epic trek across the deserted wasteland, I fully intend to loot every pair of glasses I can lay my hands on.
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Milan Chleborád 3 years ago
Fun story, I once woke up and didn't put my glasses on, looked out the window and thought "Damn, pretty foggy outside today". I put my glasses on and found out I was staring at the wall.
rodger coghlan 3 years ago
but if you watch old geek movies, taking your glasses off (and letting down your hair) turns you beautiful
Jenn C 3 years ago
I always thought that was so impractical. You're only beautiful until you start squinting and running into things.
Load More Replies... Aisling Raye 3 years ago
Not so much nighttime as every morning when my alarm goes off and I have to figure out how to turn on a light to find my glasses on the nightstand without causing serious bodily injury to myself.
Cindy Irvin 3 years ago
My eyesight is terrible. I always imagined my previos life in the Middle Ages as living in a filth-filled gutter, begging for food and waiting to die in childbirth.
VonBlade 3 years ago
Question for my fellow myopics; Colours are dimmer with glasses on, right? I take mine off and, okay the world goes blurry, but colours are wild and not having various things reflected an inch in front of my eyes is living the dream. Anyway, is it just me or do we all suffer a duller world?
Sans Serif 3 years ago
I think that may be a perceived aberration caused by unfocused colors merging together (like a kaleidoscope). Glasses shouldn't normally diminish the colors in your world. Actually, it should be just the opposite...
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TheElderNom 3 years ago
Yeah, but at the same time there's just something unnatural about being able to see unaided.
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Saico Hipe 3 years ago
Me too! And in some ways I feel younger and more vital than I did in my 20s. Life is funny like that...
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Disturbingly Pragmatic 3 years ago
50 here, and I'm proud to be the Ghost of Christmas Past...
Bob La Capra 3 years ago
I first became aware of my fathers age when I was 9 and he was 36. I couldn't fathom it.
Vanessa S 3 years ago
We where watching ngc and it was going on about bear attacks and my 6 year old she goes it would be okay if we were in bear territory you'd protect us. Yes honey I would. Six year old continues and if you died it is okay we would still have dad. Yes you would very realistic off you.
Jody Whitmarsh 3 years ago
Dang, by those standards I'm old old.. like really old. Ancient even
Sans Serif 3 years ago
Me too but old old old - nice to meet another ancient soul!
Load More Replies... Headless Roach 3 years ago
Wow, I haven't noticed I've passed already. Does it mean I now haunt you all?
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General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
Hourly wages have been relatively stagnant since Ronald Reagan, while CEO pay went from 40 times the corporation's lowest wage to 400 times.
Tobin-Christine Butler 3 years ago
I feel like I should point out that 30+ percent of the population was unemployed, thus excluded from the Depression calculation. It is bad today, but not 1/3 of the population without work bad.
Evi Grimes 3 years ago
This is the Greater Depression. Eventually, if our government keeps abusing us, we will get to the Greatest Depression. I can't wait, it's going to be so great!
Debby Keir 3 years ago
But part of that was that house pricess fell to the ground as few could afford them - everyone without cash wanted to sell to raise cash, so NOT the current situation....yet....
Gerald powers 3 years ago
Average homes in the Great Depression were much less complex than today. No air conditioning, dish washers, 2 car garage, etc. etc. Probably less square feet as well.
However, it’s posts about nostalgia for the ‘90s and 2000s that really gets people’s attention. "The past few years have been really weird and stressful for everyone, and looking back on the comfort of these things that we all bonded over as kids has provided a lot of comfort and connection during these turbulent times," they told Bored Panda.
"We really do try to read every message we get and reply when we can, and one of my favorite types of messages is a 'PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one who remembers [insert obscure TV/music/product/game reference from the ‘90s]' type of message and this always gives us ideas for posts and features. So much of the ‘90s feels like a bizarre fever dream, and being able to connect with other people in an 'OMG I remember that too!' moment is such a fun and, not to sound cheesy, wholesome way to connect," the duo said.
#28
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
This is now my measure of awesomeness instead of those wimpy balls. Many thanks.
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simfan all day every day 3 years ago
I aspire to be her and I'm a guy in my early 30s now questioning my identity wanting to be your grandma
UnknownKid 3 years ago
And actually hit the target. I wonder how many funerals she been to.....
Load More Replies... Asanda Sokutu 3 years ago
That’s it, I’m disabling all my online dating apps and going to funerals instead!
Kevin Felton 3 years ago
You do realize that your grandmother is literally Will Ferrell at the end of Wedding Crashers right?
Shauna Voigt 3 years ago
My dad drove trucks for a food/beer company. I used to call into dispatch and the dispatchers would relay messages between us.
#29
Mario Strada 3 years ago
In 2020 I realized that a large part of my depression came from the White House resident and his sycophants. It was like my mind refused to accept the fact that guy represented all of us. Then Covid came and made everything worse. I watched POTUS ask a scientist about their ongoing research about injecting bleach and using UV light inside one's body. If you told me that in the 90s I would have laughed so hard...
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
That's why I wonder if I'm just wasting money seeing a psychiatrist. I'm just being reasonable
AVegas 3 years ago
We “can’t” do something about a ‘barrage’ of poop news about things outside our control? Ugh, yeah.Yeah we definitely can. And if it’s gotten to the point we feel “burnt out”, not only can we, we SHOULD. Search out the good news, the good stuff, the fun stuff, re-evaluate what you’re allowing in, re-evaluate your perspective. Enjoy you again and/or more, b/c you’re worth it. Already doing that? Be more serious. Whatevs. Either way, FIND a way to balance it out. Eh. A suggestion.
#30
Sans Serif 3 years ago
Just moved into a new condo and was very mindful to NOT move in dust. A few months later, there's dust everywhere! I've left messages with the seller as this MUST be a defect that was undisclosed! Sheesh!
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Ashley Hardy 3 years ago
The dust question is legit. I just cleaned all my vents vacuumed, changed the filter, and then dusted. Literally, 2 days later it looks like the Great Plains dust bowl in here. Makes no sense!
Science Officer T'Pringles 3 years ago
Yes! the other end of the Bermuda Triangle must be in our house! That explains all the dust, dirt and debris that appears all the time, despite all our efforts to clean, declutter and organize this place. They vanished somehere only to magically appear at our home!
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Jacky Newman 3 years ago (edited)
Don't forget about the laundry... Edit: I don't know why my comment is here, I wrote it under an other post 🤔
"There is so much that is driving everyone apart right now and putting effort into focusing on our differences, nostalgia is something that can, for a minute at least, make us focus on the things that brought us together as kids. And that has been a main and growing theme of Thirty AF and something we're excited to keep sharing!"
Which memes made you laugh the hardest, dear Pandas? Which ones did you find the most relatable? How has life changed for you when you turned 30? Tell us all about it in the comment section!
#31
Hume 3 years ago (edited)
I remember doing this! Well, not for popsicles, but I also use to dial my mom's work, get to reception, and ask to speak to my mom. Was the only way to reach her.
Kiss Army 3 years ago
I legit called my mom's work and asked for her because my dad was in the emergency room having a heart attack and the b!tch who answered the phone said she was busy and offered to take a message... After much yelling and some cursing, she finally got off her @$$ and got my mom on the phone (she didn't want to because she actually had to walk down the hall to go get her and that was too much work for her apparently).
Load More Replies... Rumina Io 3 years ago
My mum was a microbiologist so I had to face the nightmare of the hospital switchboard
Aisling Raye 3 years ago
I fully believe that "talking to the hospital switch board" is a specific punishment in hell. I was thrilled that my mom had an extension so I could just leave messages there (she was very rarely actually at her desk) as there was no fu¢king way I'd ever page her unless I was quite literally in the midst of dying
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Tammy Leung 3 years ago
I called to ask if I could go shopping with my friends. Mom said no, and her colleagues overheard the conversation and were like "let your daughter has some fun, it's summer" etc. So mom gave in.
Headless Roach 3 years ago
but then my English teacher would reply "yes you can, but you may not"...
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Michele Wintzloff 3 years ago
I worked on an extremely busy hospital ward when my teenage son called. Thinking it was an emergency, I took the call. He wanted to know how to make garlic bread
Evi Grimes 3 years ago
Once, my mom went to the casino for a few hours. My brother and I had no concept of time and we ended up working ourselves up worrying about her. She had probably only been gone an hour. So we took our landline phone and called the casino, after finding the number in the yellow pages. She was furious. She said it made her look like a compulsive gambler that neglects her kids. I've still never known anyone more practical and smart with money than my mom. 🤣 That poor lady survived us somehow.
#32
Headless Roach 3 years ago
A human version of rooster morning call, nothing to see here, please disperse.
Sans Serif 3 years ago
I live next to roosters - you have no idea! The worst is when they're frightened at 3 AM, shake you out of your bed! Sounds like multiple murders...
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Ephemeral Mochi 3 years ago
So they don't censor it if there are multiple u's? Good to know, good to know.
Mulberry Juice 3 years ago
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Thegoodboi 3 years ago (edited)
I would've joined him only a different pitch. Harmonizing with him.
Aisling Raye 3 years ago
I didn't realize I lived next door to Meg Elison. (I'm ignoring pronouns for the sake of this terrible joke)
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
You forgot to mention if he was naked or not. I'm going with naked
#33
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
Either she is on a diet, or leaving a gift for the raccoon that will raid the trash and think it is Christmas.
Caliban Taylor 3 years ago
Aw, now I’m thinking about the raccoon that tried to wash its cotton candy 😭
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Kelley Gilbert Zumwalt 3 years ago
Also try not to sneeze while turning your torso. That got me multiple x-rays!
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Kharyss 3 years ago
I got my first sports related injury last week. Pulled my shoulder putting on a sports bra!
Rosemary Booth 3 years ago
That'll teach you to exercize. I'm staying on the couch where it's safe.
Load More Replies... GoGoPDX 3 years ago
My husband dislocated 2 toes getting out of bed one morning when his foot was asleep. It was the asleep when you pretty much loose all feeling. Well, he fell because lack of feeling landed in a way that took out the little toe and the 4th toe. The best part is NOBODY believed him when he told them that is how it happened. To this day his boss keeps trying to "find out what really happened"
Sarah Parker 3 years ago
At 28 I coughed and broke a rib. About 2 weeks into healing I raised my arm to wash my hair in the shower and the rib slipped out of place again. The painkillers gave me sores in my esophagus. Worst pain ever - way worse than labour and giving birth. I've had 2 major surgeries that took less time to heal too.
Shannon Mallory 3 years ago
Worst thing is that dislocated rib will continue to dislocate randomly now, because it has before. My chiropractor is _very_ familiar with my chronically dislocating rib. Luck, sister.
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Ashley Hardy 3 years ago
I sneezed so hard I gave myself an abdominal muscle spasm that wouldn’t go away for 3 days. How does one do that?!
Rosemary Booth 3 years ago
I've heard sneezing too hard works pretty well.
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James016 3 years ago
I recently bought a bin for home. It's called Totem and has 2 compartments stacked on top of each other. It was on sale
Judes 3 years ago
I bought a wrench last week. It's heavy and red, and looks like a Cluedo prop. It actually wasn't right for the job I needed it for, but it's awesome and I'm not returning it to the shop.
L.V 3 years ago
Just bought a house. I'm part if anxious about the money it cost, part feed up with the unpacking, and part excited about buying furniture and all the bits and bobs needed.
Gavin Johnson 3 years ago
I bought the more expensive windscreen wipers for my new car. When I buy a car I’d normally be looking for something to improve my new toy, be it a better set of speakers, something to make it unique, maybe add a nice Magic Tree or a set of mats. Today I tripped over into being 48 and made new wipers the priority and I went for Bosch ones, y’know, as a treat to me and the car…. Shoot me now.
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Holly Benedict 3 years ago
Too many people thinking it can all be solved by working harder and making more sacrifices of the little bits of joy we hold in the world. 8 hours is already 1/3 of the day how much more time do we need to give up to make a dollar? Work an hour to make $15 to buy a $5 coffee today because it gives me something to look forward to and a home in the area isn't going to cost less that $200k and a 20% down payment is $40k, or can give up coffee and have enough for that down payment in 21 years. i also enjoy Netflix because it's the only tv I have so let's get rid of that too at $15 per month now it will only take 19.95 years to get that down payment. Guess I can also give up eating out once every other week and save another $20 by eating the same penny saving meals I usually do but now we're getting somewhere cause it will only take 15.8 years to save up that down payment now. These "experts" want to act like we live in excess wehen we're just trying to live at all.
Holly Benedict 3 years ago
I just told my roommate that I have to move back in with my parents because I need to save even more money and can't keep paying what could go to a mortgage for rent.
Load More Replies... Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
As a geriatric millennial I can confirm. I may be typing but I assure you I'm long dead inside.
Dizavid 3 years ago
You better believe I saved this for future use. As a Gen Xer, I truly am sorry we chose nihilism instead of revolution/eating the bastards. We were just in culture shock as the first generation to REALLY feel just how much past generations f****d up OUR current economy. We were half in Stockholm, half swimming in denial river.
simfan all day every day 3 years ago
And we're allowing a cause of this to run for president again
Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
The big problem with the economy is that it is being run by economists.
Erin Mandrusiak 3 years ago
Let's not forget calling them 'snowflake' when they dare voice their very legitimate feelings surrounding said fuckery
Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago
No no no! It’s us Boomers who are to blame for everything. Wait your turn you young’ns!
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Redheaded1 3 years ago
Have the sweetest cuddle dog to keep you free of said crumbs and life would be complete.
Petra Biedermann 3 years ago
Going out is so overrated! At home you can eat in front of your pc, fart, burp and just laugh about it
Donna Sempek 3 years ago
Now that I’m retired and get up at 1 pm I think OMG Iwould have needed to call in sick.
Susana Graça 3 years ago
Well... For me to be comfortable I'd have to have my bra on... But I agree with you
#38
Charkey Montalban 3 years ago
This one really hits home. I had taken anti-depressants for a couple years, but they didn't seem to do much more than make me never hungry. At my checkup, my doctor asked me if I had any other concerns, and I half-jokingly said that I'm having trouble dealing with the *gesturing broadly at the state of the world* "GENERALIZED ANXIETY" and to my surprise, she prescribed me an anti-anxiety medication. It was a night-and-day difference. We don't talk enough about the symptoms of anxiety, which I definitely hadn't recognized in myself. I've learned you really have to advocate for yourself if you want real results.
simfan all day every day 3 years ago
Doctor lied and she was lied to it's a vicious circle you broke, enjoy the pills
Holly Benedict 3 years ago
The real question is "how often is considered too often?" Because my depression and anxiety sit at about 6 most days and randomly ramp up to 11 at least once a week
#39
Kelley Gilbert Zumwalt 3 years ago
Hey, she did her part. She might have even remembered to invite everyone to the chat
Headless Roach 3 years ago
It's the next level of fun if the aunt is Cheryl
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Squirrelly Panda 3 years ago
Friends and family could have some real fun with this. They could keep surprising her with non birthday things. If they are skilled they can find a way to convince her that they never heard of nor in any such group. If they are really skilled, they can do both. Of course, if they do any of that, then she should get her surprise. 😄
#40
Lev Borovoi 3 years ago
Post videos on social media to make everyone envy you.
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Annnnd We’re Officially In Reverse 3 years ago
Upvote 1000x...all this money being spent so one day humans can survive on the moon? Who tf wants to stay on a waterless, lifeless rock?! I want to be able to go into the ER if I need to and not get a 2nd mortgage on my house!
RandomEpiBioPerson 3 years ago
That, and the ability to afford a home. Although free healthcare would definitely help with the second
New Everywhere 3 years ago
Oh, So this is how we're going to solve the homeless crisis?? Idiots. We have plenty to work on down here guys!
#41
James016 3 years ago
Or do what that couple did and invite royalty for a laugh. The Queen actually showed up
Aisling Raye 3 years ago
What I'm hearing is that I can send invitations for a wedding that I'm not having and possibly still get cash and/or prizes from wealthy people I don't know. :p
Cassi Lyris 3 years ago
The worst that could happen is a restraining order you weren't going to violate anyways.
VonBlade 3 years ago
Me too. Apparently it's a popular idea. I feel as strongly against it now as I did then.
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Elle Brown 2 years ago
Dear Taylor Swift, You are invited to my wedding. It's cool if she sends me a gift. It's cool if she comes. Win, win.
#42
Caliban Taylor 3 years ago
We used to go to karaoke. The nice lady, Robin, used to ask us to go up because we were so bad everyone else felt safe signing up.
3 Owls In A Coat 3 years ago
Best karaoke I’ve ever been to was when my friend (who had a terrible TERRIBLE singing voice and a very strong Chinese accent) did Miley Cyrus’s “the climb” - she was SO BAD but the entire bar came alive for her and were singing with her, she got the fattest ovation that night. I’ve never had such a good time :)
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Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago
I like to sing and I have a good singing voice. I’m not doing karaoke to entertain YOU, Emily. I’m doing it to entertain MYSELF.
Brendan 3 years ago
To the "audience" who had to endure my emotional performance of 'Wake me Up When September Ends', I sincerely apologise. Your eardrums did not deserve such punishment.
Monosyllabic girl 3 years ago
Im sure it was heartfelt and perfectly fine:)
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Sonia Ward 3 years ago
Was watching karaoke on holiday as part of the hotel entertainment. This guy did "Tequila". I have never seen a karaoke crowd so enthusiastic about a singer.
VonBlade 3 years ago
Protip : King Of The Road. It's as drunk/talent-proof a song as has ever been written.
norabest321 3 years ago
I used to work at a karaoke bar. People asked me if listening to the real songs was annoying. Let me tell you, no! They weren't. They were glorious bc they were in tune, had the right timing, had the right words, were in tune, they had the actual music as written, they were in TUNE!!!
Mama Penguin 3 years ago
I sincerely apologize to my friends who had to endure my drunken raccoon rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody.
D. O. Brndo 3 years ago
i'm here to see someone deathgrunt their way through return of the mack
Susie Elle 3 years ago (edited)
There's always this one girl that can actually sing and who after a few hours of everyone voluntarily sitting through an audiologic onslaught will have everyone suffer a soppy 5 minutes of John Legend and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
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Monday 3 years ago
That 0.5 kid is made up of the remaining inner child of yourself and your partner that life hasn't sucked out of you yet.
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Cadon Leviner 3 years ago
Probably referring to the population's replacement rate, which is actually 2.1. The 0.1 refers to miscarriages and death in infancy.
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General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
Yeah, like what happened to the first n-1 years?
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
"How terribly strange to be seventy." - Paul Simon, "Old Friends". Oh, yes.
Sans Serif 3 years ago
Having entered into my 70's takes me by surprise every single day!
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This radiates "I have to do math in my head to remember how old I am" energy. (I do this so I'm allowed to joke about it lol)
Tracy Wallick 3 years ago
That was a weird day, renting a car and being asked how old I was and saying out loud "wait... I'm only 29?? SWEET"
Ozymandias73 3 years ago
I aged myself a whole year once close to my bday. My ex is lke 1 1/2 years older than me so I somehow miscounted time. Tried correcting my mother whilst on FB. Needless to say, I was happy I was a year younger then joked at my wife (ex) that she was actually more older than me than I thought!
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Diana Eriksson 3 years ago
I've been doing that since I was a kid. I would take my plushies and "tuck them in" like a half circle and put my pillow in the middle. Now I do that with 5 pillows instead!
harpling 3 years ago
My childhood stuffed turtle is now my lower back support.
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I basically make a nest. Hibby and I don't sleep in the same room because our sleeping habits never matched. Mine is a tad high maintenance. "Do you really need all these pillows?" Yes, I do in fact use them all.
Gina Babe 3 years ago
Same but we sleep together. I've tried to convince him to get 2 beds though. Also, I use a pregnancy pillow and I'm not, nor ever have been pregnant.
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Anyshia Knutzen 3 years ago
Or an amazing U Pregnancy pillow with a body pillow on reserve for the real nasty nights.
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User# 6 3 years ago
Mainly it meant that we didn't instantly bother our friends with every trivial thought that popped in to our heads.
Monday 3 years ago
No we collected all those trivial thoughts and word vomited them out the next time we spoke.
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Savannah Newman 3 years ago
Yes and more hanging in person. Oh and prank phone calls were the ultimate fun!
Jill Bussey 3 years ago
It meant you walked round to your friend's house and asked if they were free to come out. If they weren't, you walked back home again.
General Anaesthesia 3 years ago
Then add an extension phone in the kitchen to that mix. Darnit...!
Load More Replies... Carol Emory 3 years ago
My parents, even though they were divorced, lived under the same roof. I once took a call and the guy that was on the other end said "Who is this?" I said "Carol, who is this?" He said "Tony." I knew Tony from the night clubs I went to, but didn't know how he got my number. He starts talking sexy to me. I said "Wait...is this Tony from (name of nightclub?)" He said "I haven't been there in ages." I said "You want my mother Sharelle (Cheryl) not me." He's like "Holy c**p! I'm so sorry! Can I talk to Sharelle?" Yep. I told her what happened and she laughed as she took the phone.
Talitha Jansen 3 years ago
We called on landlines, we talked at school and we took our friends home. I still don't text a lot because I hate it. Call me if you want to talk because if you keep whatsapping me, I'll ignore you. Luckily my friends and coworkers know me well by now and always call.
Brocken Blue 3 years ago
Funny, I’m so the opposite- I mean I had the exact same type of childhood but I *hate* actually making phone calls and see texts as a direct answer to my childhood prayers
Load More Replies... Pieter LeGrande 3 years ago
Telemarketing would have been way too expensive. You wanted to sell something (religion, vacuum cleaners, insurance) you walked door to door.
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HardieBoysMama 3 years ago
Depends...do you have good insurance? Obviously American here 🙄
Load More Replies... New Everywhere 3 years ago
Put a lasagna in before the melatonin and take it out just before bed. That'll be 10 hours plus morning lasagna.
Gaya Knust 3 years ago
Add spooning/cuddling (and if possible, a cat at the foot of the bed) and I'm in
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Satan Laughs 3 years ago
I was 18 and drunk and wrote a check to my friend for $1,000,000.00. It was because I was, obviously, responsible with my new bank account.
Tara Moov 3 years ago
I found a canceled check from 2001 (remember when your bank would mail them back to you and you'd see each payee's signature on the back) and my ex-spouse had written "for sexual favors" in the memo field 😃
mrsmir 3 years ago
I literally had to glance at your user name to make sure I hadn’t actually posted this comment lol because this EXACT scenario happened to me. I didn’t notice the memo until it was too late lol
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The Deez 3 years ago
My son has started putting things like "A new bicycle" or "A tech company start up" or "Investing in NFTs" or "The policeman's ball fundraiser" or "Capital gains tax" in the note line when he CashApps his insurance money to me! (So, now when I send HIM money, I'll put things like "Cookies not meth"!)
Adam Zad 3 years ago
The memo line on the checks to pay my electric bill read: Rolling Blackmail
Jen Hart 3 years ago
Had a ticket because the parking meter expired. Wrote "Donuts and coffee probably" on the memo line.
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LillieMean 3 years ago
We did this too until we learned the hard way that the message should not contain words like ransom or give my child back. Today we use traditional words like payment for a s€x swing or a latex suit.
Bob La Capra 3 years ago
A few years ago, a customer of the credit union I worked for was unhappy because we honored a check on which he had written "Joke do not cash" in the memo line. Not how it works.
Headless Roach 3 years ago
Back in the day when you had to make transfers physically in the bank, I wanted to make fun of a friend we used to call "Bear". I asked the teller to put "a gift from the heart for the Bear" in the transfer title. When after a long while of some searching she told me she could not identify this charity, I decided not to make jokes like this ever again.
Carla Olavarría 3 years ago
I used to manage my dad’s bank account for a couple of years before he died. Every time he (me ) transferred money to my mother, I wrote in the reference: for wild sex, for a fantastic BJ, for an afternoon delight, and more like that. My mom was not amused 😂
Lori Sandoval 3 years ago
That reminds me of an old episode of Family Ties. The father looks at the canceled check and asks his wife why they wrote a check to the MAFIA. It was to Mothers Against Fluorocarbons in the Atmosphere.
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ThatOtherPanda 3 years ago
I don’t. I can sleep hovering 10metres above the air like a Stranger Things character
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CreatedbutnottreatedEqually 3 years ago
This only 60 degrees with fan literally in my face. Covers over my head with a small opening so I can breathe fresh air.
Monosyllabic girl 3 years ago
I dated a guy like that, oof. I just need a mostly horizontal surface. Prefer a fan and a tv on too
Duane Johnston 3 years ago
I'm old I do just about anything to at least sleep 2 hours a night instead of 3 nights awake 1 night I sleep for4 hours 2 more nights awake rinse and repeat
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Mama Penguin 3 years ago
Vacation is where you imagine you magically win a $400 million lottery, live an easy, breezy life spending your days leisurely, and go to bed in your multimillion dollar home.
TheHermit 3 years ago (edited)
That's why my traveling life goals have gone down to 0 during the last few years. I'll take nature near me as often as possible and internet for daydreaming. The logistics and stress of planning my "perfect" vacation are not worth it, especially since that "perfection" is only in my head due to anticipation dopamine rush. So not worth the hassle of seeing some places where people flock like lunatics or, if going off-season, having way less than ideal weather - even for me who enjoys bad weather - and less offers to choose from. I want an adventure, I go into the city 13km from me and treat it like a vacation, I get the exact same dopamine rush minus the stress. Want more, go Google-map traveling and photo searching.
Barbara Vandewalle 3 years ago
I worked just as hard on vacation as at home. The chores were a bit different but just as much work. PLUS I had to double check everyone else to make sure nothing got left behind.
Esme Love and Squalor 3 years ago
I don’t vacation much, but living in a landlocked state, family vacations equaled going to the beach
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Shana White 3 years ago
I didn't have kids to maintain the population… my children give me a priceless amount of happiness. Oh and I also have plenty of hobbies and so does my husband; and we have full-time jobs… But go ahead and make us feel guilty for being happy.
Little Wonder 3 years ago
No one's making you feel guilty, that's on you.
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Paul Neff 3 years ago
The ghost will cooperate, tell it you can either stay, or rent it out as an airbnb...
Fish Fingers 3 years ago
I am reading a book right now in which this happens! Ghost is trying to get the young woman out and she just isn't having any of it.
Jeanie 3 years ago
Okay. That's super cool that you were able to do that, but calling people lazy for not being able to do that is absolutely ridiculous and childish. Aside from mental health issues which one cannot control that truly devastate lives, there are countless reasons why someone wouldn't be able to save money like that. You know, like having kids, financially supporting family members you love who need you, needing to eat food they actually pay for since their job doesn't provide them with free meals, etc. Super cool you didn't have any life burdens holding you back but blanket statements like that are messed up and pretty shitty to do.
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Thomas Bentley 3 years ago
i have a brain that i like to think of as a mix between both, but just seems like a car crash to anyone else.
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Max 3 years ago
The way that my brain does budget (I'm 16) is that every time I get paid, I round my money down 100 and whatever extra that I have remaining is my spending money (let's say I have $769, i round it to $700 so I have $69 in spending money until I get paid again) and if I want to save up for something that I want but don't need (sewing machine) I save up that rounded money until I get enough by tracking it in a notebook. But all of those $100s are saving up for a car and an apartment not even a computer. The computer is a want, not a need. It's also saving up for transitioning surgery because I can't go my whole life without at least top surgery. But anyways, that's just how I save my money and it works so well for me.
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waddles 3 years ago
why pay 15$ for pad thai when you can pay 16,000+ for the hospital bill that happened when you were making mediocre ramen and spilled boiling hot water down your pants
Simon Kerr 3 years ago
Ouch... plus how to say you're from USA without saying you're from USA
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Headless Roach 3 years ago
You forgot to mention that you only needed half of the volume of ingredients you bought and they will go off before you think of trying again.
Aaron W 3 years ago
Or pizza. Try making your own pizza at home, then compare the cost to a frozen supermarket pizza.
Rammel Nicks 3 years ago
Did that once back in 2007. Very clearly remember it costing me $25. That's why it was just the one time. Back in 2007.
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Zaphod_000 3 years ago
nah, jury duty is so important, like why have multiple professional lawyers and judges, and witnesses that were actually there, WHEN YOU COULD SOME RANDOM A*S GRANDMA THAT HASNET LEFT THE HOUSE IN 20 YEARS, AND THINKS THAT THE MURD*RER IS SUCH A NICE YOUNG MAN.
Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
If you’ve never served on a jury before, you might not get this, but it is 100% accurate! I’m still mad about all the things I had to go through during jury duty with a “group of my peers.” Lol
Load More Replies... Delta Dawn 3 years ago
And then the 12 of you regular idiots decide a real human being’s FATE. It’s crazy
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devotedtodreams 3 years ago
I don't floss because I manage to hurt my gums every single time. And yet, no cavities in 34 years. Proud of my teeth :)
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BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago (edited)
I feel you. And I hear the sad "Taps" playing. RIP Blockbuster. You used to rent out Rainbow Brite vhs and Gameboy color games and had awesome lights around your windows. Now you become a phone store and then an insurance place. *wipes nostalgic 90s tear from eye.*
Delta Dawn 3 years ago
and then a Car Toys and now it’s a Subway *sniff* (it’s low key kinda cool tho that those of us old enough can point out exactly where they used to be)
Load More Replies... Marie Dahme 3 years ago
I miss buying all the toys that had movie tie ins. Sigh. I still have Mr. Bigglesworth. I did this as an ADULT! Lol
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Billie Templeton 3 years ago
I would be excited about this... but filled with ever-increasing dread of actually having to attend. Can't help it.
Isabel Care 3 years ago
Shall we skip? Used to get called weird for holding hands with a male coworker and skipping down the corridor. Saw him in a park years later and shouted out "Shall we skip?" he shouted back "Yes we shall" and we skipped/lurched towards each other grinning like loons
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waddles 3 years ago
i wonder what this strange blurred out word is if only i could see it because it’s badly censored woe is me perhaps it is “firetruck”
Adam Zad 3 years ago
A word that begins with "F" and ends with "uck"... Firetruck.
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Dont Sellmyinfo 3 years ago
I’m not the only one!! I thought I was a huge weirdo for rearranging my room on the regular as a kid. I loved the “new room” feeling.
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Well-Dressed Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
I recall loving summer as a child. Utterly my favorite time of the year. Now I loathe it. Mosquitoes and under-boob sweat and having to actually keep my legs shaved so I can wear shorts without looking like someone glued the bottom half of a werewolf to the top half of a human.
devotedtodreams 3 years ago
Sounds about right, considering how that season seems to get more and more murderous every year :(
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
My mother had to help with the harvest in summer, and still likes it. I think it's just hormonal.
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Nela Rothenbach 3 years ago
As a German...what is that sentence? "Ich fühle mich genug besucht."? Never heard that before
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Maybe it's regional? I could not think of anything either, however, a friend of mine used to say: "Willst du schon gehen, Gott sei Dank? Bleib doch noch, um Himmels Willen!"
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Matti Äikäs 3 years ago
To my knowledge German and Finnish are the only languages that also have a word for the joy of other's misfortune.
Headless Roach 3 years ago
You can also change to pyjamas and start yawning at your guests. No words necessary.
The Happy Hijabi 3 years ago
Unless it's before 5pm. Then again, if you have the courage, go for it.
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BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago (edited)
My German Papa would always call out "Auf Weinerschitzel!" When we left our grandparents' house.
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PunnyPanda 3 years ago
I sing "come on elphie, let's go potty" to get our dog elphie to her biz when I let her out. Yet somehow I can't sing it in any other voice than the cheery, over produced mouse voice the chick in the original song had... Even tho that wasn't her part, which I'm only just now realizing... The 90's are apperently still a mild source of trauma for some of us.
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ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
You're right. You can say a little bit of money by not buying shirts and that sounds like a place to start.
Jespren Ray 3 years ago
I mean, that’s always an option but “until (you) die” is a fairly large variable based largely upon previous jobs that can provide something to lie upon other than sunlight, sand, and sea water…
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Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
Or you spend so much time shopping and putting away all the new stuff you just bought and you're tired so you just order out...
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
Or on the way home you decide that's not really what you want for dinner anyway and McDonald's is right there...
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Two Silly Pups 3 years ago
It's 10 Things I Hate About You, but I have no idea how it's supposed to be related to the casting observation
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HangryHangryHippo 3 years ago (edited)
Heath Ledger, Julia Stiles, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Gabrielle Union... Also Allison Janney, Larry Miller... Loved the movie! Watched it several times with my bestie, good times!
VonBlade 3 years ago
Born in the 70s. Kids. The girl in the middle is Clarissa Explains It All. No idea who the rest of the chumps are. Or what the film is.
HangryHangryHippo 3 years ago
Nop, the blond girl is not Melissa Joan Hart, but can't remember the actress's name. The movie is called 10 things I hate about you. They were super young, but top right is Heath Ledger (the Joker in The Dark Knight) and bottom left in a black shirt, Joseph Gordon Levitt (Inception). Hope this helps
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Z Alexi 3 years ago
No one cares...they all pretend for a living & have no other skills.
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Little Wonder 3 years ago
Those undies have coverage. Swimsuits these days have like an inch wide strip you're supposed to cover your vulva with, and the a**e hanging out. it's different.
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Science Officer T'Pringles 3 years ago
When I thought that nothing can beat string bikini bottoms in being more uncomfortable and requiring to have perfectly smooth buttocks to look good... someone came up with the "Brazilian cut" design. It's like having a permanent wedgie that shows your cellulite at the same time.
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Jason Boyd 3 years ago
I didn't even know they remade it - I take it this isn't the 1961 film?
BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
It was the one with Lindsay Lohan from the 90s. I prefer the 60s version though. And it takes two with the Olsen twins was just odd.
Load More Replies... BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
"Miss I'lljusthavehalfagrapefruitthanks." I love when she gets drifted into the lake and when they gave her sugar water "repellant" to keep the mosquitos away. But I liked the original better.
Alexandra Davis 3 years ago
She was the step mum in the great film The Parent Trap! A classic of it's time and well worth a watch!
Load More Replies... devotedtodreams 3 years ago
As a Swiss, I must ask: Is shipping people off to Switzerland considered a punishment?
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Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
And a stiff breeze will cause you to expire from exposure and fright.
Bob La Capra 3 years ago (edited)
"She's medically upset. She needs seagull sounds, gray air, and long, rocky walks."
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PunnyPanda 3 years ago
And we're surprised at the general distrust of medical professions when so many of us grew up playing "Operation" lol
Susie Elle 3 years ago
Yeah well we had a game where you pressed on an alligator's teeth until its entire jaw came down on your fingers so I'm not sure what your complaint is
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BlueRoseofMystery 3 years ago
"Please enter nonexistent password and prove you are human in order to access your account on this link but before it freezes and you have to start over."
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Jill Bussey 3 years ago
My husband still gets a plaster (bandage) after a blood test with a smiley face on it!
OnAFreakingRollercoaster 3 years ago
Yeah I want a plastic ring 💍 that I can lose later on in the day 😉
kath morgan 3 years ago
The hygienist at the family dentist is super chill and will give anyone a sticker if they are nervous.
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Monday 3 years ago
Yes please, and let's expand on it more. Gen Z has to write a good book report using only library books, Gen X has to dress up and go party for 7 hours straight. Let's get everyone in on the fun! We could have a roulette wheel choosing a generation and an activity!
VonBlade 3 years ago
Whoa now, Monday. I didn't dress up and party for 7 hours when I was young. I partied REAL hard for two hours. On the plus side I can write a bibliography like a champ.
Load More Replies... Delta Dawn 3 years ago
Gen X here, I can do all those things. Why are we not in charge? When are the boomers actually going to retire??
Isabel Care 3 years ago
In the UK we have already had "The Generation Game" and "It's a Knockout". Humiliating families and teams for decades. Do you want to dress as a budgie, walk along a perch and dive off trying to headbut a bell? Try to keep plates spinning on long sticks?
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Carol Emory 3 years ago
A friend of mine once posted "Due to the lack of Cicadas in our state, I think we should all do our part to support the environment by climbing a tree and screaming"
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago
YES me too I don't deserve the people who I love and who somehow love me
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Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago (edited)
Back in the day, our anxiety came from the sound of our drunk, abusive fathers' cars pulling into the driveway.
Delta Dawn 3 years ago
There was quick sand on every corner and lighting would definitely kill you through the phone line if you used the phone during a thunder storm.
LillieMean 3 years ago
Eh, Finnish children were scared by Näkki. An evil water spirit that drowns children who swim alone for too long. Why were children scared with folk tales even in the 80s?
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Zaphod_000 3 years ago
imagine not being the target audience to watch music and grown up toddlers play with a weird a*s ball, where they are paid MILLIONS, by LITTERALY NOWON!!!!!!!!!! where does the money come from?????
Bored Trash Panda 3 years ago
I find it ridiculous that these people are paid millions of dollars to run a ball back and forth across a field when there are millions of people in the US that are starving, can barely afford to live, drowning in medical and student loan debt, and have no healthcare. But that's just me.
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alwaysMispelled 3 years ago
What is one thing we used to do that wouldN'T mortify a gen z-er??
MargyB 3 years ago
My days were the disposable camera where you had no idea what the hell was on it!
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Marie Dahme 3 years ago
Ahh yes Julia Stiles…. Did anyone watch Save the Last Dance over and over just to fast forward to the cool part where she does her audition dance? Guilty.
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Phoenix Connor 3 years ago
Lol not me in September. And if you ordered them by a certain date this year you get something free. I'm getting earbuds. It comes in within the next two weeks
Paul Brown 3 years ago
I graduated in '75, my parents asked if I wanted the ring or a party. PARTYTIME!!!
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I'm.Just.A.Girl 3 years ago
Duplicate. But maybe the last part is relevant too. Lol it is for me.
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Andrea Squires 3 years ago
I... I am 38 and I still don't know what I want to do with my life. I only bought a house this year and I Can't even live in it as I had to buy it FAR AWAY so it was cheaper, and is too far from my established life so I rent, and rent out my own house. Being a millennial is just WEIRD.
MeMosabe 3 years ago
I'm almost 60 and *still* don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
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Llama_flower93 3 years ago
Oh yeah...the name doesn't fit. I'd call it "when life hits you", or something.
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Scarlett 3 years ago
I’m 18. Most people my age are out doing sports and being athletic . I slept wrong about a week ago and my back still hurts. I’m interested to see how bad this’ll be when I’m 30
Rose Sanderson 3 years ago
I knew I was screwed when I dislocated my jaw. By yawning. I was 11 or 12 and just gave up on the delusion of doing sports with any proficiency.
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I... I am 38 and I still don't know what I want to do with my life. I only bought a house this year and I Can't even live in it as I had to buy it FAR AWAY so it was cheaper, and is too far from my established life so I rent, and rent out my own house. Being a millennial is just WEIRD.
MeMosabe 3 years ago
I'm almost 60 and *still* don't know what I want to be when I grow up.
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Oh yeah...the name doesn't fit. I'd call it "when life hits you", or something.
Load More Replies... Scarlett 3 years ago
I’m 18. Most people my age are out doing sports and being athletic . I slept wrong about a week ago and my back still hurts. I’m interested to see how bad this’ll be when I’m 30
Rose Sanderson 3 years ago
I knew I was screwed when I dislocated my jaw. By yawning. I was 11 or 12 and just gave up on the delusion of doing sports with any proficiency.
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