“Britain Relatable”: 40 Funny British Memes To Crack You Up

A tele is a TV in the UK

Yes. I live in the US, and I can't even think of any public phones anywhere.

Judge Amanda Potterfield wrote: Schreiber is either still alive, in which case he must remain in prison, or he is actially dead, in which case this appeal is moot'

I think it may be this one that Lowering The Bar covered in his usual full of humour manner. https://www.loweringthebar.net/2019/11/undead-prisoner-says-served-life-sentence.html

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So satisfying when you peel a huge piece off in one go.

As the father of a 7 year old, they still do this too.

Lol yeah! I used to love doing that

In the US, too. And, it’s been pretty universally popular for a long time. I did it in the 50s/60s, and my father remembered doing it with flour paste ~1915ish. Eating it was an ever favorite pastime among some kids, too. I could kind of understand eating paste in small quantities. It was just flour, water, and salt. But, I had a friend who would down bottles of Elmer’s; she drank it. Just, no!

I didnt. I used to melt the iron from the tripods with the bunsen burner flame in Chemistry and stick them on the bench til they hardened and couldnt be removed.

I remember getting a stern talking to from Mrs. Randall about how no other class in all her years of teaching had burned through the glue budget as fast as ours. 🤣

We made boogers and rubber balls out of rubber cement.

I remember a psychiatrist during lockdown saying something along the line of: It´s totally fine to talk with inanimate object, plants and such, you just got to contact us, if they start talking back...

I'm just wondering who's going to foot the bill for the bread!

They are. Poor ducks!

Especially white bread! I hope they are okay

But so long as it is dry it should be OK as far as I know.

Yes, poor lady. But I'm still crying because of the official police robot being programed to sing any song at all!

I laughed so loudly I woke the dogs up. 🤣

LOL!

The comments don't help with that. Haha

Many, many aimed at people who really needed to be told the truth about themselves in a non namby pamby way. As an aside I've worked with Gordon a couple of times back in the day and he's a nice chap, the caveat being that if you f**k up, you are likely to be in for a short, sharp up close and personal ear blasting ; he's still not as bad as MPW was back in the day, and they are both much better than some of the violent, incapable, underwhelming wannabes I've had to endure over the years .....

From the bottom, number 5 and number 7.

Yup. I also find nobody offers me the same courtesy, but such is life I guess.

I do. My husband doesn't . He always sounds like he's fallen down the stairs

Or the children!

I could move all the furniture in my attic room above my parent's bedroom without waking them. I marked all the creaky boards with paper so I could avoid them

Only when it's quite late, I'm drunk on a school night and have just eaten a dirty Kebab - I've never got away with it in 15 years but perseverance is the key ....

Does creak anyway?

YES