50 Hilariously Unhinged Random Memes That May Soothe Your Ever-Turbulent Soul

I'd love to see a tv series of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. They did their best with the movie, but limited animation techniques and time make it... not great

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Oh My God--this is frighteningly accurate

Could work both ways. Rich people would find ways to leave their wealth to themselves.

Or how long would it take for companies to have you add your past life work experiences to your resume so that they can question you about it when interviewing?

Same for holding people accountable for crimes they didn't commit. Oh, wait...

Well at least there won't be so many Cleopatras and Marie Antoinettes.

If reincarnation was real, you might come back as a flea.

It seems to already be happening

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Good luck collecting from a dung beetle who ran up the debt when he was a pedophile.

Not enough money in the world to pay my debt then

What if your previous life is an animal or murder victim, will you go and find the one who kill you.

Less than 1.2 seconds

About 5 minutes from the time of discovery

It's sad that it's true

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

Not long enough.

Judeo-Christian Bible>Jesus said he was the first Adam & Elijah. The Dalai Lama>Going on 16 reincarnations>"they", whoever "they" are, find him every time. Once it was a woman & I think there is a woman still alive today in the USA who is a Lama. I remember the last few minutes of my previous life - it is my first memory in this life. I was 32, in this life, when I stopped feeling the noose around my neck.

I think this was a movie?

Debt and "not eligible for health insurance"

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About five minutes

In fairness, this would never happen, because far more people pass on inheritance than debt (only because things are already set up to make sure people don't leave their lenders unpaid when they die.)

That's called Karma

If we found out it was real, we would probably fix the overpopulation of the planet. I’d be in the queue.

They would be the ones funding research so that they could do exactly this. Literally the first thing that would happen, effing butterflies in debtors jail 😅

Well after my 2yo read this (on their own of course) they said, “well mommy, I would propose the notion that it’s not due to a mundane lifestyle. It’s more indicative of an insecure personality, a fragile ego if you will. They seek validation through technological services that connect humans to one another.”

Love me some Hank wisdom.

No means no.

No, send them to school.

As a teacher I make a point of telling the student teachers that they should always ALWAYS make sure they are on the janitors’ good side. They will not make your life harder if you are not, but, my goodness, can they make your teacher life easier if they like you!

That’s hilarious!

5 hours of prepping, 2 hours of roasting, 20 minutes of plating... 10 minutes to eat said meal, 25 minutes of rinsing dishes 2 hours of dishwaser and 20 minutes of putting dishes away. Now it's time for breakfast! LOL!

It's the ones who didn't grow up with South Park and family guy who are offended by every little detail of their simple minded life.

The baby sure. But have you see the text messages between his dog and owner? I love those.

lol falcon payments

"It's not lost until your mom can't find it"

We weren’t expecting special forces

We don’t know how good we have it. At least almost 3 will get a good nap in later.

See, this is the kind of thing archaeologists mean when they say "ceremonial purposes."

I think I am hilarious in my head. 🤷🏻‍♀️Laughter is infectious. 😂

Still saves money. The parents and their furbaby get a nice home, and dogs don't need clothes or college funds.

This, remains, one of the deepest thoughts I have ever heard

I love you, my owly friend ❤️🥹

There wouldn’t be enough unsee juice in the world…

It is always helpful to learn some off-grid basic techniques. Since +/- 30 years more and more of our activities depend heavily on things circling the globe and can be switched off by the owner at any given time, without notice. Or fail, without the possibility to have a technician get it go within hours. Prepper craze is not necessary, but ask (grand)parents how they handled things before satnav and smartphone were a thing. And learn to read maps, understabd street signs giving directions and some basic navigation skills.

As the head keeper at our local owl sanctury keeps telling us - owls aren't wise, they are as thick as two short planks. Bird-brained would be a good description. So much of the brain is given over to visual processing there isn't a lot of room for much else.

Flour 🤣🤣

That isn’t dumb for a 4-5 year old; it’s just the way they reason until they learn otherwise. Unfortunately, some people never seem to outgrow this level of reasoning.

Then it burns your house down....and now you have another emergency.

Good job! Keep challenging yourself.