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X, the platform that was once Twitter, is the ideal playground for verbal humor. Back when it allowed only 140 characters per post, people had to be really precise with their jokes. Every word counted. Now there are double the characters and double the opportunity for funny stories.

The Instagram account Really Dumb Tweets finds the best jokes and funny posts on the platform. Even their bio claims that they're "posting the funniest tweets you'll ever read." The page also has a huge following – their current follower count is at 1.6 million. So scroll through these humorous gems and upvote your favorite ones!

And to know more about what makes a funny tweet successful, read our interview with comedic writer, actor and director Emma Tattenbaum-Fine. She's also the author of the collection of essays Trash Mermaid, and Bored Panda asked her what makes a successful tweet and what to avoid when trying to be funny on X (Twitter).

More info: Really Dumb Tweets | Emma Tattenbaum-Fine | Emma’s Substack | Emma on Instagram

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In 2019 Emma Tattenbaum-Fine wrote a piece for Gold Comedy titled "How To Be Funny On Twitter." In it, she called being funny on Twitter "an art." She also commented on the brevity the platform requires. 

"It is tough to squeeze your genius into 280 characters, but it's worth it," she wrote in the article. "No matter what, it's great practice for concise, show-don't-tell writing, and a perfect place to test out your jokes."

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    JuJu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a tote bag filled with many other folded (!) tote bags

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    Flexi Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only one actual dumb post from the whole article

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    In many cases, there is a formula between funny tweets. Back then Emma covered the comedy devices that show up in many of the successful posts on X (Twitter) – the "me, an intellectual," "you had one job," "don't @ me," "TED talk time" tweets and many more.

    But of course, a successful tweet is only measured by the number of people it reaches. If the post got popular only among your friends and family, can you really call it a success? So we asked Emma Tannenbaum-Fine whether certain elements can help a funny tweet gain traction.

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    Emma says that a good, funny tweet should have similar characteristics to a good joke. "A successful, funny tweet, like a good joke, sets up an expectation and then breaks it with a surprise," she tells Bored Panda.

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    Funhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice! But, why is this one filed under 'Really Dumb Tweets'? (...wondering if/when BP will change the title of this post so that my comment becomes obsolete...).

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    The comedy writer has some advice for people who want their tweets to get a little bit of traction. It needs three main elements: to relate to current events, be relevant to a wide audience, and give an authentic opinion.

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    "A good tweet, in particular, is probably going to be something topical that is top of mind for everyone, that then finishes with a fresh take, giving the reader something clever they hadn't considered before that is infused with a clear point of view.

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    Realistic Optimist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if so, it's none of her business. Also, didn't Jesus himself say not to judge people? I don't understand why so many Christians do this when it literally says bot to in the bible.

    les
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he also said money lenders are evil and look how many bankers call themselves christians, his chick pal was a hooker, greed is a sin so we can deduce from this that christians are as full of s**t as the rest of us

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    Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain how animals exist then, Kristin. I'm waiting Kristin.

    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your God needs to stay out of my sex life

    Jennik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who the "Christian" panda is who is downvoting any comment they perceive as challenging to their beliefs. Someone else with a heavily edited version of the bible, I presume (all the bits about turn the other cheek; do unto others; love thy neighbour etc carefully removed!).

    KombatBunni
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah love how these types pick and choose whatever they think suits them..

    The pigeon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was because of the sneky snake and the apple, not because they were flucking.

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    Crouching hippo hidden panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t get my started on the animal kingdom, bunch of heathens

    Jacob B.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First commandment in the Bible and it comes before the story of Eden.... "Be fruitful and multiply". In other words, get your freak on.

    Jennik
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strictly speaking, the bible DOESN'T really say sex is only for within marriage. It talks about sexual immorality but doesn't specify that this refers to sex outside marriage. It does praise marriage, and is highly critical of adultery, but it doesn't get hung up on sex between unwed couples. Some Christians seem to spend a lot of time worrying about other people's sex lives.

    Courtney Christelle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first creatures to procreate by exchanging DNA to create a third, unique organism were single celled amoebas. They invented sex. And I think we should all just take a second and give a big thank you to those amoebas!

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an uptight virgin without telling me you're an uptight virgin.

    Bill Murrey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I think having GOD as your minister at your wedding will cover that.

    Sara Wilson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And who married the cavemen? Oh! Right! They aren't real either

    Ricardo SCFC
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bible whackers who believe in all that 'No sex before marriage' nonsense are most likely to be rubbish in bed anyway and probably only get at it when they want a child. GO AT IT TILL YOU'RE RED RAW I SAY! GOD ISN'T WATCHING.

    Kayleigh haigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently god knocked up sone virgin who was in a relationship so hardly 1 to judge

    K Hite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right here! It says certificate of marriage Adam and Lilith...oh wait damn....um hold on where is Adam's divorce papers?

    HighNMightyBigshot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait? What? I need to talk to some dogs, cats, horses, bears etc. etc. etc.

    Merlin Oddog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex was created for procreation. We created marriage. 🙄 goofy a*s judgy fanatic.

    Zach Heimann
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex was created by two horny animals

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst about religious fanatics is how they try to force their beliefs on everyone.

    Stephanie Barr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That why they had multiple wives and concubines in the Bible?

    Evripidou Maria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try to tell that to a bottlenose dolphin

    INGI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. Finally, a dumb tweet.

    JenniB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons...?

    Ge Po
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the bible, the act in itself stands for marrying. The ceremony is only a way of making it official/openly proclaim it. That is why a lot of marriage laws require the 'consummation.' If there is non, the marriage has not taken place and the contract, either written or proclaimed, will/can be annulled.

    JOHN DOE
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That statement should have started with "I believe..." People keep forgetting their beliefs aren't fact.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm less inclined to believe in a God that lets so many hypocrites and asholes be his/her/its loudest and smuggest advocates.

    thea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Christians tend to push their beliefs on others and think they are superior. Sadly, the media has made Christianity seem to consist of just these types. However, not all Christians are like this.

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    Roxy222uk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord only knows what the birds and the bees are doing then

    Breadcrumb.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marriage was created by slave owners.

    Suck it Trebek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe in jebus so his rules don't apply to me.

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s your text address.

    Duncan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you believe the furfy about Adam & Eve, technically everyone is related as well.

    Romek Vili
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eve was made from Adam's bone. So they were first incest couple.

    Marinasongs1432
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then their sons and daughters and other children... God must have made some very complex DNA, making us very complex. That makes me think, did God create another? It didn't say anything about another, but genetics is weird, mutations happen, they can be wired out or it can be wired in.

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    MushroomHead22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it wasn't created, it was discovered. and also... animals? primal urges? wtf is this lady talking about?

    Mary Lou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sex was exists for most species to procreate. God created the water animals at day six according to the bible. Don't think they waited for Adam and Eve to marry, before they went for it...

    Panda Boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait? Did Adam and Eve actually have seggs? Is it mentioned in any version the bible?

    Jon Steensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they had children, obviously, as the human race would otherwise have gone extinged rather quickly. I think you might need to read a bit up on the birds and the bees (and bird in this context does not refer to the stork)

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    UpQuarkDownQuark (he/hey you)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God was created by incels to keep other people from having a good time.

    Carman Davis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What this lady says is 100% true. It's in the Bible

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    Granted, not all jokes on X (Twitter) are winners. Some inevitably end up being real duds. Emma says that oftentimes people forget to infuse their tweets with a fresh take. 

    "When I go back and read, or randomly encounter, cringey things my friends and I said online ten or maybe twelve years ago, the common pitfall is: they tend to be just observations or complaints or half-baked thoughts," Emma admits.

    "There's nothing terrible about that, but it's not funny if it's missing that element of surprise and a clear, original point of view."

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, we all have brain.exe has stopped working moments sometimes😅

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    eeeeeeeee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "if you could just let your legs fall apart for me- oh, and please help yourself to some brie"

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tweets like this are why essential workers hated the rest of us.

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    How can joke aficionados and word craftsmen avoid that? Tattenbaum-Fine says the writers should dig deeper. She suggests asking yourself: 'What do I really, honestly, think about this topic?'

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    Georgie Montague
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now how am I going to get that image out of my mind????

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    "If you dig deep and check in with yourself, your honest response to a current event might be totally unique and unusual because YOU are unique and unusual. People say lame and unfunny things because they are afraid to go a little further and find what's true for themselves. It's easier to play it safe," the comedy writer concludes.

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    Sweaterpants Mandles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many times will I read this in different posts? How many?

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    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living fearlessly won't be good for your survival chances, though...

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    Emma is a professional comedy writer and director. She launched her Substack 2 years ago and is currently mostly writing on that platform. "I haven't paid Twitter (X) a visit in a long time," Emma admits. At its beginning, the site was a great opportunity for aspiring comics to get themselves known.

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    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can make Milf Manor, they can make this.

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    Kilgore-V
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents are still saying that and I'm in my 30s

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    lily jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone who doesn't understand - Ku Klux Klan - american, white supremacist, terrorist group.

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    We ask Emma if she thinks Twitter (X) is still a place for aspiring comics and writers to get their start. "I think of Twitter now as a place for journalists to share breaking news and then for sociopaths to yell about it," she tells Bored Panda honestly. "But that doesn't mean that quality content won't get noticed."

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    Dispatcherqueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was somewhere in Paris, and we found a tiny Italian restaurant. We walk in and the only people there were 5 older italian men in suits, drinking scotch and smoking cigars seated at a round table. The looked genuinely surprised, and said there was a better restaurant down the street. I laughed and said, if you are worried thqat we are going to hear your mob plans, don't...k=none of us speak italian. One of them thought it was funny, and he and an older gentleman seated us, brought us pasta and sauce, bread, minestrone soup, and kept our glasses of wine full. They were funny, and when we asked for our bill, they refused to let us pay anything. I told them, I'll meet you in Sicily for the hit next week, and they all laughed, kissed us all goodbye, and walked us to the door. Truly one of the best experiences of my life, but I know something was going down in Sicily that following week!

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    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, Game of thrones. Never watched never regret.

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    Jenn White
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was offered membership to Hell's Angels in the back of my ambulance. (EMT here) It is very strange...

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    Emma tells us her preferred platform nowadays is Instagram. "I prefer Instagram because it allows you to engage with fellow comedians and strangers outside of comedy who can become fans."

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    "Sociopaths come to Instagram too, of course, but I feel like I can curate my feed with funny people who inspire me if I do so intentionally," she says.

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never read the book but recognized the reference

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    Some Weirdo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make thanksgiving uncomfortable 101

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    "Any medium you write in is a good fit for you if you're using it consistently and employing the feedback you get from readers to continue to hone your skills," Emma tells us.

    For her the place to do that these days is Substack. She started on there in July 2021 and got her Substack named a Featured Substack of 2022. Subscribe and say hello to Emma on Substack or on her Instagram.

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    Dave Forster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can confirm as a 'Straight' man, Henry Cavill can get some!

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure how either is pronounced but like the idea!

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    Some Weirdo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well did you give his face sweet licky licks and wag your tail? Then maybe you just don’t deserve those kisses as much as the dogy did.

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's enough to put you in a fowl mood, that's for sure.

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    Barbara Kayton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely unexpected response made me laugh out loud.

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    Saphyre Fyre
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shelter needs to stop allowing him to adopt pets!

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm safe, they'll never find mine (because I don't have one)

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your first mistake is giving a rat’s 🍑 about what people on Rotten Tomatoes say.

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    Lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just point out that it's usually the childless adults that are expected to cover holiday shifts which are tiring enough as it is. I'm in a relationship (same-sex) and my partner and I had to work every Christmas and New Years for 7 years because 'we don't have a family waiting for us at home.' Erm, the two of us ARE our family and here we are working together on holidays.

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    Alex Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy Stewart had just won the Best Actor Academy Award for Philadelphia Story in 1940 and everyone was wondering what was next for him. He enlisted in the Army Air Force in 1941, flew bombers during the war earning several medals for bravery. Ended up a General in the reserves. He went back to acting after the war and was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood for the next thirty years. I guess we're just built different now.

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there’s my teacher who went “u tried but you didn’t structure it right, also the algorithm said you copied off other students. C+.” (My essay was similar to other students’ because we all had to extensively cite from the same document. I contested it and got that demerit removed.)

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    Jonas Fisher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should pity that guy. The whole time he was thinking, "What? No! Not now, dammit. Grandma grandma grandma...oh just go away."

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    Wubbleyew
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But for it to be a match dont both parties have to show an interest by swiping?

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine if Trump came back as a ghost, would he be pale orange?

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    mommamarmar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite professor was my neuroscience prof. First day of class she waltzes in, introduces herself, then says "Ok, here are all the drugs you can experiment with in college without many long term side effects, and here are the ones that will mess you up for life." She quickly became my faculty advisor haha

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    BrownTabby
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more time with feeling: if the rich are exempt from it, it’s not inherent to adulthood.

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    Georgie Montague
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we have naturally occurring body hair. Deal with it.

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    Cyber Returns
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His grandfather was admitted to hospital for breathing problems. He couldn't breath because he was laughing so hard

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    Annika Traritrara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    French may look complicated but is way more logical than English. "ough" is the same in "though" and "tough" but you end up saying thow and tuff thank you very much

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    amy lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's worse... They could have said you were born in the last millennium, not even last century.... Last millennium.

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    Realistic Optimist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a carton of eggs because that's how much eggs will cost by the time I accrue 2 million dollars.

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    #63

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    Andrea Squires
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in 2021 Covid was still a big thing in some places, some workplaces had to check temps before you were allowed to stay.

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    #65

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know not one, but TWO people who eat their sandwiches like this 😭

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