50 Times People Went Off Their Meds And Posted Something Bizarrely Funny (New Pics)

He is awesome.

Mansplaining just got 1000% funnier! This is giving me ideas...

Brilliant!!

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Did you know BMW stopped putting indicators as a standard feature in all their cars? Because none of their customers use it, it’s now an optional extra

Even for billionaires there is no planet B. They’ll just buy up the last inhabitable parts of Earth and pay private armies to keep the riff-raff out.

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A retired Dutch foreign service officer who had spent many years in the US once said to me that the US is a third-world country with a thick, white upper crust.

Well, arm wrestling was invented so that men can hold hands and look each other into the eyes...

"Coal isn't such a bad gift when it's cold. I once wrote a story outline where kids in a village intentionally behaved badly to collect coal for winter because their right to gather fuelwood was restricted by colonists. Adults noticed the change in behavior but couldn't understand why. One of them bought the best gifts they could afford for their kids, only to find the children disappointed and preferring coal.

Ahh snort laughed vodka out my nose!

This is the best thing I've seen this week on BP

My Grandma's obit should have been: Here lies (my Grandma's name) also known to many as "The Wicked Witch of the South/Satan's Daughter/The Red Headed Old Hag) surrounded by family to ensure that she was REALLY dead. Her life was full of pettiness, lies and being a vile creature. This is the same woman, that when her husband our Grandpa talked about suicide, threw the shotgun onto the bed and walked out to the garage to go grocery shopping. Family and friends suspect part of the reason for the suicide was to finally be free and get away from her. Those that attended her funeral came for the opportunity to throw dirt, spit on her grave and to ensure that she didn't make a deal with Satan, so she wouldn't pull a Lazarus and come back from the dead. The Celebration of her Death was held at her Sister's home who everyone loved and knew, that it would p**s the b***h off one final time. In lieu of flowers please donate to the local Veterans hospital and hospice care, which she would've hated

So sad.

Ultimate family time! Good ol' days.

Valid point.

I once saw a game of Monopoly end in a fistfight. And that's why Granny was never invited for Christmas again.

A true philosopher with a sense of humor...

My mother, God bless her, had a brief moment of thinking animals were named after their sounds. She cited "Wolf" as being because wolves went woof. I promptly asked her if elephants yelled "Eeelllleeephaaant!" when they trumpeted. Never let her live that one down.

He lived through the First World War as a soldier. Makes sense he associated evil with no-man's-land

In the UK At 88mph you would be breaking the law by speeding 18 mph over the speed limit... Plus... Your Cybertruck would be seized by the police for driving it on a public road and for having no insurance as cybertrucks can't legally be driven on British roads...

Thanks for the Latin lesson. Excellent.

If it ain't written down... It NEVER happened...!!

It took me way too long to catch this joke too

Don't say " I want to be a frog " within earshot of a French restaurant.

Said 'influencers' back in 2020

*whether

I mean if a BABY, one of THE pickiest creatures on the planet, loves that tomato, I sure as heck will.

Reminds me of the story that some a**hat told a 30-something year old woman that she was too young to be wearing an Alice Cooper T-shirt. Little did he know, she was Alice Cooper's touring guitarist at the time.

Who names heatwaves?

"Personally, I like it hotter anyway. It's like being in a spa."

Me-time

"I do my own research!"

Sending this to all my friends as Valentines. 🧡

Difficult difficult lemon difficult

Me as a Dalek

Same with printers. Sometimes you have to pretend you don’t even really care whether it works or not. Be apathetic, show no emotion. Under no circumstances do you ever let a printer know that you need a document quickly! (/j)

It's like mentioning you have extra money while in your car. Next thing you know, car problem!

Never touch the copier "start" button with your bare hands. It can read your pulse and sense how urgent the job is. This is what causes paper jams. The more urgent the job, the less likely it will be for you to find anything actually jammed in the machine.

Or if you have a demo in <1 hour. 100%of last-minute demos have a 0% success rate of working even though you only changed 1 line of code.

Computers smell fear, and copiers are very sensitive. Approach them slowly, treat them gently, and never ever ride up and down on the moving paper tray.

Almost every time we had a major deadline at my law office in the 90s, one or more of the computers would go down, and/or the printer as well.

That used to be iPhones, but Apple fixed it. Now they profoundly suck ALL the time.

History is written by the victors. We study the life of Richard the Lionhearted because he was the one paying Matthew to write about it. The thousands of people he ruled and killed in crusades were too busy dying to write their stories so there's nothing to read. We guess about their lives from stories told by archeologists vandalizing their long past lives.

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It's real easy for a rich CEO to think it's perfectly reasonable to expect every employee to do the work of 4 people. They're not the ones doing the work.

Or people are always retiring. Or expiring? 🤔

So true

They are just finding a quirk that will separate them from the crowd, but their standards are too low as they are desperate, and so they readily accept anything fairly unique to the mainstream without much investigation. Not fools, but willful suspension of criticality.

It's always darkest just before the dawn, we can hope in vain that it won't get any darker.

Unionize before it's too late.

People hate uncomfortable truths. People love facts and science they agree with morally.

Absolutely! Use your Power of the Middle Aged Person. Especially women gain superpowers.

Our football chants are often very inventive, but sometimes also very offensive...

Diogenes was the best! Such a lad.

TWO lord of the rings references in ONE bp post it’s only 7:35 am and this is already the best day I’ve had all year.

Actually I think the horses are fighting it out and the guys in armour are bestowing knighthoods on each other.

Each time when you click enter on the password it's incorrect and deletes the email address.

If the earth is cold and dead I don't think I'd be hearing anything at all.

THREE LOTR REFERENCES!!

So everyone who lost their battle against old age or just death in any way is a warrior. Sorted, carry on.