true

Done and done!

Regetting why they belittled you, bullied you, taunted you, harassed you, or simply ignored you...

I approve! Cheers!

yep

Because Mondays always f**k you! And that's not unpredictable

My coworkers follow this advice every day i think

Best advice for 2020-2021

That makes me feel strong. Thankyou

the US!

Thats deep.

Guide to suicide: the quick version

That's an unusual name for a kitten

I never do, and I always bring evidence

Why do these quotes make sense and do not make sense at the same time

And your heart!

That is true. Very true

First rule of world domination and of becoming an imperator!

Signature: Donald Trump

But you must be a horses ass.

Ain't it the truth

Fear works too

In fact, the crazier and meaner you are the more people like you and want to elect you to the governorship.

Yes, all you need is to give money to CNN.

Until there's a dent in the trumpet.

That is accurate

They would be full of flies?

Why is this so accurate??

You are very smart!

If Texas republicans had talked more about asses they wouldn't have been so obsessed with wombs.

Perfect discription of a narcissist

Laughed at the random photo😅😅

Very optimistic

what lmfao

Full of protein.

...or laugh with the angels?" spat Tony Montana.

Like nuclear waste?

😄😄😄 that is so hilarious.

Be a Kardashian?

Nope. But I became an Immortal Emperor.

true...all art is a hoax...that people bought into

Only if its an iPhone

I would,but I'd feel like a tit.

Advice from suffering teacher

Not worrying, but still don't know what it is.

Never admit to anything and don't say a word without legal representation.

This makes me feel... empowered.

I'm shocked

"It's not worth it" - John Wayne Gacy

You can start teaching on "what not to do" or "how I overcame my problems".

Wish that was true

And asses are the cries of constipation

Yeah that's too stereotypical!

I WAS born in Dracos

Power structures became our nightmares.

Psst! They forgot the word s.h.i.t in between 'get' and 'faced' ;)

Isn't that the Republican secret motto?