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With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.

And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.

So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.

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    Jenna Bois
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't even a joke really, it's the truth.

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    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.

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    Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.

    And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.

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    During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.

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    K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

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    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

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    Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.

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    Orillion
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, us men can understand that feeling.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

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    zims
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This surprised a laugh out of me

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait is she trolling the US protestors or is she for real?

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    Deborah Brett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Murray would social distance, and wear a mask. Be like Bill.

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    Ingrid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to learn how to spell it! :)

    chickiethehen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! yesterday I was in a zoom call, and this one person had herself named "Reconecting to Adio" We all got really confused and she wasn't even muted, so we could hear her dog in the background.

    Lea Springstead
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart. He may have gotten away with it if he spelled it correctly.

    M Adams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling or not, that kid is going places!

    Mildred Thompson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also evidently doesn't know how to spell reconnecting!

    I love Hermione
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friends and I do that for fun, but we keep our cameras on.

    Kelly Hartle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he got an A in computer programming.

    starhunter64
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is a genuise umong us folks

    Jaye Rodger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foiled by 4th grade spelling mistakes!

    Rudrani Love
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only bad jokes....I wouldn't even call them JOKES

    Lisa Bateman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to admire the kids imagination and computer skills though. Shame about the spelling (he might have gotten away with it, otherwise)

    Orionpax75
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely the kid that shouldn't be missing out..... good try though

    Susan Phillips
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does this have to do with the coronavirus?

    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Online schooling during stay-at-home lockdowns. A lot of schools/offices/etc are using Zoom/Skype etc to communicate to multiple people at the same time.

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    Kayden Yan
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did that in my zoom too

    FÛŁŁ_ÊFFÊČT
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone on my zoom call did the same thing although he didn't pretend he was lagging it was still funny tho

    PANDAS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one kid in our class just named themselves loading...

    Andrew Yarke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spelling 100, though this kid is a genius.

    kate h
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a spelling lesson he really needs to participate.

    Cheryl Fontaine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a 4th grader and he totally missed spelling class?

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    I would think a 4th grader would know how to spell reconnecting...

    Molly A. Block
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    Good idea, poorly implemented plan. He NEEDS school, because he doesn't know HOW TO SPELL!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

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    Janine B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

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    no_name
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The posture of clerk is enough said

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

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    kathryn stretton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about "flatten the stupid"? Has anyone tried that?

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    Lilla Bence
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

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    Santi-Jose Acosta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra f**k you.

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

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    #35

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

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    Astrid Nineor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

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    TheHerplover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

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    troufaki13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/

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    EA
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe instead of spending all your money hoarding toilet roll like a greedy person (who probably hoped to sell it online for ridiculous amounts during the frenzy) you should have been responsible with your purchases so you could afford to feed your family. Though I don’t believe for a minute she actually has no money to buy food.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a background that makes this an actual thing. And animation so it expands like it while people join. And ... it's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...

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    Sasy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am concerned about the few that will not be able to go back.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s me, until I realise I am the one who ate all the quarantine snacks.

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    kathryn stretton
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be some law against this fakery. Shameful woman.

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    Animal Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this somewhere and it said that cat LOVE to sit in any closed shape

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    #53

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lack of donuts can be some sort of emergency.

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    JeffC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is your couch/chair THAT SMALL!? lol

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    Alex Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too right. Being alone with my thoughts is hazardous to my health. So grateful that there are books!

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    Jonathan Scargill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

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    Colin Allcars
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems to be the a major trend among Americans...convenence over money.

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    zims
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made tacos for lunch. At 9pm.

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a running joke about all the sports action being at bird feeders. A fight breaks out, and the score is Blue Jays 3, Orioles 2.

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    Curry on...
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'ma wait it out. What did they say --- 2 weeks for symptoms to show?

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a better version https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/coronavirus/video-2166390/Video-Woman-left-hysterics-sock-face-mask-goes-wrong.html

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly how I feel! But like a responsible citizen I am waiting to get my hair cut.

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    Kaseylulu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the upside, I haven't had to fill up my tank in awhile.

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    Emperor Kitten
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, i hope not. If it's the season finale they'll have to up the stakes next season.

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    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much this! I had my shopping list on my phone and every time I tried to look at it, my phone was like, WTF?

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    Freya the Wanderer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things can't be rushed. Rome wasn't built in a day.

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    kitty_player 03
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, the kid shouldn't be shamed. You only say that now because you actually HAVE to do work.

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    Vorknkx
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been an exam proctor at a university several times, and we specifically check if the students have a second monitor (we make them share their screen and show us their Display settings). If they do, we direct them to disable it. We also check for any remote desktop applications, of course, which must be immediately uninstalled, if found. Failure to comply = failed test, no excuses!

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eating the virus to disable it sounds like a Trump proposal.

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    Animal lover❤
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason=idiots. I'm only with my family because I have to be.

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    Scott Lloyd
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems like a good idea. Phoenix needs a giant cactus with free WiFi.

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    EA
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for these guys. What do they put as their job when filling out the forms to get financial help? Pharmaceutical distributer?

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that one lesson we should learn is not to get on a plane so easily and be more conscious about our travels, but yes, this.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this virus is not going away on December 31. Buckle up for the ride and let's hope the US government will hop on somewhere in the near future to work together with other world leaders in stead of, well, this fuckery.

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    kitty_player 03
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all this is done...can there be a universal year off?

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