With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.

And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.

So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.

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Daria B
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.

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Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.

And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.

During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.

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K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

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Daria B
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

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Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.

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Hans
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

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zims
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This surprised a laugh out of me

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Deborah Brett
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bill Murray would social distance, and wear a mask. Be like Bill.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You HOPE it’s holy water, could be toilet water for all you know lol.

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Hans
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

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Janine B.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

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Rissie
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to bitch about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

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kathryn stretton
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.

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Lilla Bence
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I definitely see this happening. The US seem to be the most blaśe about it.

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chi-wei shen
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sacred Geometry used by this lady? Nahhhh nahhh. Sometimes, I feel math is the closest thing we have to a universal (earthly) truth. Except statistics, people managed to duck that up. Check out the artwork used in temples and Anila Quayyum Agha, she’s an amazing artist who blends sacred design, geometry, and symmetrical patterns with knowledge of material science in her works.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She could have been a nurse prior to being an alternati.....forget it, I don’t believe what I am writing either lol.

Heather Keedy Bateman
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually didn't believe it either so looked up her web page. Her name is Karen Bolt, and she has an active RN license in Georgia and Missouri if anyone feels like sharing her "woo" With her Board of Nursing.

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SAF saf
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"sacred geometry" lol wtf man...she should have stopped at "light language".

PjandBolt
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole "crystal healing" stuff is so dumb! It doesn't exist! Like ya I collect crystals too but I don't call them crystals, I call them rocks and minerals because I collect them for s c i e n c e .

kitty_player 03
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

same. also, dafuq is sacred geometry???

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SuavePotato
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

look at her, she's literally Karen too. mdr

LilicatUK
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

she couldn't be more Karen if she tried

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Panda Kicki
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DNA healing?? Like she does CRISPR on people..?

Kerri Russ
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy cats, Batman... I haven't seen such a large collection of bullshit terms. Except for Life Coaching (which I find bogus as well), nothing in that list means anything or accomplishes anything when practiced. But I'm going to look up that "Sacred Geometry." My physics husband and geometry/accounting son will get a kick out of that, I'm sure.

C.S.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gotta call out those liars. "I'm a nurse." Um, easily check-able. You need to be licensed with the state and because of that those are all open to the public on the state gov website usually. Fucking retard.

Linda HS
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

F*** you Karen...crystal healing? da f***?

Unaffected
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok KAREN! Oh wait, KAREN!

Lucas Sitz
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anybody notice her name is Karen?

Hans
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole list looks like a parody of pseudoscientists already.,

Kelley Clough Mountain
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll be the first to admit that I suck at math, so if anyone can explain what the fuck "sacred geometry " is, I'd appreciate it.

Magpie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is tricky 1 - we are all learning about this NEW virus. So information and situations change. what might be right for one country, might not for another. or at a different time. 2- with so little testing in usa per population the situation is trickier. 3 -Wearing masks is to protect other people now not the mask wearer.

Magpie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do NOT fiddle with your mask, you may have picked up virus from surfaces. or you may transfer virus from your mask to other surfaces. When you get home: take the mask off by the strings -as far back as you can. Dump it in wash / bit immediately. WASH your hand and FACE.

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Journeyofsoul" should take a hike... and visit Covid patients with her magic rocks.

Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Journeyofsoul" needs to take a hike. Preferably to a real medical facility.

Ellen Frank
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nurses do not have "medical licenses." That would be doctors.

Dorothy Parker
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather have a doctor and a nurse who deal in facts and not crystals. A crystal isn't going to resuscitate me.

Janine B.
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You still don't have to wear a mask in the US?!

togcrewsc
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some places won't serve you or let you in w/o one tho...

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RandomPandaGuyHamiltonLafayette
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sacred Geometry? What else? Holy algebra? Divine trigonometry?

Sandra Coble
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OOMG! Do you have a Wiccan License too? LOL What a crock you are.

Kelly Hartle
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DNA healing? What does she use? Lysol?

pusheen buttercup
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The uh crystals aside, I don't know if wearing a mask "significantly" affects it? but I'll take whatever amount it does do!

starhunter64
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are you implieing that math is sacred?

okpkpkp
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahaha. another charlatan.

nancy pearson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hope you treat the current administration!!! they could use some divine intervention!!!

Jerry Stover
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Essential Business with drive up service!!

Loretta
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do those even MEAN??

Zophra
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

DNA healing? Wow, didn't seem like the CRISPR technology type...

Liz Karsa
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This made me laugh out loud. #ohkaren

Harry Dennis
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn’t Crystal Healing sing “Don’t it turn my brown eyes blue?”

Colleen Courtright
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And he NEVER stated that all nurses and doctors felt the same way... he said his wife's opinion... so, again, not funny... everybody has opinions and their right to state them without having to AGREE with each other... smh

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is enough juice to squirt you in the eye for an extra fuck you.

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Freya the Wanderer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

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Freya the Wanderer
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

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Hans
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

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Astrid Nineor
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

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TheHerplover
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

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