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With all the puns intended, dank memes, and surreal jokes surfing around these past few months, it’s fair to say corona jokes are a kind of humor in their own league.

And if you think of the virus as an invisible and inanimate target, it surely deserves some mockery. Baby boomers and Gen Z-ers gravitate towards relatable and observational humor, like “Anyone else starting to get a tan from the light in your refrigerator?” Many corona jokes give a sense of absurdity in the misery by assuring us that "we’re all in this together." And honestly, this is all we need.

So let’s dive deep into the best corona comedy bits and skits this week compiled by Bored Panda. These are just as good, if not better, than when this whole punapocalypse began. And if you just now joined the bandwagon, be sure to check out part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, and part 9.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, in S. Korea, amongst the daily warning notifications regarding the coronavirus, once I received one that said if I ever got discriminated by a government official for being an immigrant, to not hesitate to report them. I think that's pretty nice of them. I feel like this country does care after all. It feels reassuring.

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    Corona humor has been lifting up our spirits online for the past few months. But that doesn’t mean that all quarantine-related jokes are equally fun and harmless. From what we’ve seen in recent examples, cracking corona jokes live can backfire big time.

    And Ellen DeGeneres knows this first-hand. The 62-year-old comedian, who hosted her show from home like many others, upset many fans by comparing her quarantine time to being in jail.

    During her opening monologue, the star joked: “This is like being in jail is what it is.” She continued: “Mostly because I’ve been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay!” She soon received a lot of critique.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheers for Contingency Fee. Most law firms don’t have the decency to call their clients out, they’ll just take their money.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the quarantine keeps on during summer.... all those air conditioners turned on for looooooong hours every day.....

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    Another corona humor faux pas came from the K-pop star Kim Jaejoong, who announced on his Instagram account that he was in hospital after contracting COVID-19. He soon admitted it was an April Fool’s joke gone wrong and apologized. The BBC reports that Kim has a long history of pranking fans. He previously pretended to faint during a concert and announced a false marriage as part of his April Fool’s jokes.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not funny, as they will infect those that they to protect themselves and others and still need to meet people. Like those elderly that noone helps with shopping, and like all healthcare workers!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please add the name of the person who said that, so that we can donate some shrill loughs.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We demand haircuts". Yeah and I demand living in a world full of responsible people. We never get what we want, eh?

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this is it in a nutshell. No empathy by lack of knowledge. Tomi pretends to be very knowledgable, but if you listen it's just rapid repetitions of the same words in a different order. She has perfected her shouting matches. And while sometimes there seems to be some actual logic in her reasoning, by the time you come to her conclusion you understand she knows nothing and is nothing more than an obnoxious self-overrated idiot that totally acts on her own fear of losing her privilege. She needs to sit down and shut up if she wants any economy to b***h about in her lifetime. And this goes for a lot of people. Far beyond their whines about corona.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. China, or Obamagate, unless he thinks of something else obscure.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please someone make Trump actually explain Obamagate!! EDIT: Yes, Carrie! That was exactly my point.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What will Joey Stinkfinger blame his loss on? Will we see more #Resistance street kabuki? More pointless gotcha moments on CNN? More theatrics by the Dems in Congress? Stay tuned on November 4th 2020!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No,As he will blame it on all the people that he fired during the first administration because they weren' "Yes Men" enough.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, like our Tories in the UK, they've been blaming Labour for over 10yrs....it'll still all be Obama fault. 😨

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, everyone knew that already before Covid, but was scared to openly talk about it.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife teaches geometry (and math) at a high school and she told me she feels insulted by the outright stupid term "Sacred Geometry".

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irresponsible people are giving the Grim Reaper plenty of work. Sadly, he isn't reaping just the nincompoops who protest lockdowns.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't fund the World Health Organization, but we can spend oodles on jejune moral support.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can relate. And is it not great if the tracker says delivery tommorrow but the fine-grained tracking says "package is currently loaded into delivery car"? And you are like "Oh, oh oh, will it really come today?"

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes My cat..which isn't even technically my cat, is known as the office secretary.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costumers can be really dumb, sandwiches don't need to be social distanced, they don't have covid and can't spread it

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quarantine is over in Greece and I terribly miss having a legit excuse not to leave the house and socialize :/

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe instead of spending all your money hoarding toilet roll like a greedy person (who probably hoped to sell it online for ridiculous amounts during the frenzy) you should have been responsible with your purchases so you could afford to feed your family. Though I don’t believe for a minute she actually has no money to buy food.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a background that makes this an actual thing. And animation so it expands like it while people join. And ... it's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am concerned about the few that will not be able to go back.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too right. Being alone with my thoughts is hazardous to my health. So grateful that there are books!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a running joke about all the sports action being at bird feeders. A fight breaks out, and the score is Blue Jays 3, Orioles 2.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'ma wait it out. What did they say --- 2 weeks for symptoms to show?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a better version https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/coronavirus/video-2166390/Video-Woman-left-hysterics-sock-face-mask-goes-wrong.html

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly how I feel! But like a responsible citizen I am waiting to get my hair cut.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the upside, I haven't had to fill up my tank in awhile.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, i hope not. If it's the season finale they'll have to up the stakes next season.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much this! I had my shopping list on my phone and every time I tried to look at it, my phone was like, WTF?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, the kid shouldn't be shamed. You only say that now because you actually HAVE to do work.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been an exam proctor at a university several times, and we specifically check if the students have a second monitor (we make them share their screen and show us their Display settings). If they do, we direct them to disable it. We also check for any remote desktop applications, of course, which must be immediately uninstalled, if found. Failure to comply = failed test, no excuses!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Robin Williams. You made so many people so happy. Why couldn't one of them have been yourself?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems like a good idea. Phoenix needs a giant cactus with free WiFi.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for these guys. What do they put as their job when filling out the forms to get financial help? Pharmaceutical distributer?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that one lesson we should learn is not to get on a plane so easily and be more conscious about our travels, but yes, this.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this virus is not going away on December 31. Buckle up for the ride and let's hope the US government will hop on somewhere in the near future to work together with other world leaders in stead of, well, this fuckery.

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