30 Painfully Hilarious “Product Manager Problems” That Seriously Test Their Nerves At Work

A little bit more and everything is going swimmingly

This meme applies to ISO audits as well

and thats why things dont look exactly as thought kids

Thuesday..

Up vote for Voyager!

STEVEN HE

Stands straight-ish, good for release.

Going through this one right now.

Not accurate. We don't get paid nearly enough 🤣😭

Jimmy O'Yang!!! Yasssss

Also devs after thier story scope creeped again! I have 1 that's been haunting me since the beginning of 2022

I know its off topic but that cat is so cute

Stay focused on the MVP bro

RED LIGHT!🚨

Fake, the shipped product will not have a head - that is the next sprint feature

The can is open... its all over now

But that's most fun!

I upvoted this simply because of Jason Momoa and Henry Cavill!

Omg this was me when I accepted an ops management position 😂

This is the truest one on here. Every damn time!

Now compare developer compensation to sales compensation. I used to assist my sales team in Latin America, as I was living there, and they didn't speak Spanish or Portuguese. These guys were pulling 10% commission on sales worth tens of millions of dollars. They would lie, bribe, break the law, and do whatever it took to make sales that there was no way we could legitimately deliver on. But I guess if you've personally got $2 million riding on a sale, you do what it takes. The engineers will eventually figure it out, or the customer would eventually get pissed and sue. Either way, the commission has been paid, and they're on to the next customer. I suppose my sympathy is a bit exhausted.

I love the idea that there is one senior-ish dev who acts overjoyed and one developer who people don't remember ever not being there who couldn't care less.

It does seem like recruiters wait until you post a new job on LinkedIn. All of a sudden, you get flooded with requests. Dude, I literally just started here, give me a month at least. My favorite though are the recruiters who don't even bother looking at your work history. "How would you like to make a fifth of your current salary as a junior developer on a three month contract where you would have to move to Texas?" Um... no.

That money is taken, try a different pile 💰

Where did they get my picture from?

Or, more commonly, downgrading the bug so they can ship saying "there are no blockers" when everyone in engineering knows it really is a blocker.

Because developers are locked up in a cage 450m further

This is not the problem I usually have. It's usually the other way around.

So long as you aren't missing your stated quarterly goals, do you care?

You're holding it wrong. - Apple response to complaints about iPhone 4's screwed up antenna placement.

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HA!!!!

Is "a" censored LOL?

Leave it long enough, they will forget.

Sure, I don't need sleep, I never have to sleep again

This one speaks to me LOL

"We'll handle that after we go to production"

😂 I felt this one

Every... freaking... time