40 Of The Best (Or Is That The Worst?) Dad Jokes Served By This Facebook Page

Yessssss

Would be the first running in there

Let's go!

There was a zoo in the UK where they had to separate five parrots because they kept swearing at each other: https://www.theguardian.com/global/2020/sep/29/fowl-epithets-swearing-parrots-separated-after-telling-folk-where-to-go

That's a great idea for when there's a group and some are less than enthused about walking around the zoo, add some screens to show thr games going on and I see a way to bring in those not interested in the zoo.

Ground control to Major Ram ;)

Ginger? I hardly know her!

This is Nacho' mix

Dad finally found the thyme for this.

You came in like an oregano ball

Your wife’s got some balls to make those jokes

His wife made these dad jokes? That's a faux pas.

Your wife has a cutting sense of humor.

I like your wife.

Hysterical! But remember this when she's going through menopause

Im crying here...

Hey man, you got those new Daniel-sans?

they look legit

When I saw the show, mi mind instantly made the sound, "HOOIIIIAAAHHH" like a ninja.

Jordan making major career and life decisions here. Go for it!

I think I should do the same for my funeral, it would be fun

Granny’s a badass

Oh PLEASE let me remember to do this when I get ready to cross

This is brilliant!!!!!

All I can say is, if I know my time is coming, my family better brace themselves 😂

Whoa whoa whoa there sir

This one just gave my abbs a workout, ha ha! :D :D

nobody: Colossal titan

NO PAIN NO GAIN!

I wonder what it looks like when your muscles tear and expand.

This is awesome

WE RIDE AT DAWN

Anybody know where one can acquire an adult-sized big wheel? Asking for a friend….

So I guess there is a Proud Mary that keep on burning in that neighborhood?

I can see why it's done at night.

I doubt she could have made that "standwich" in less than a minute. Look at the time the text were sent

Impressive 1. on the skill to make a "standwich" but 2. how fast she did it! Look at the timestamps.

take a upvote for that skill

Haaaaa!

To bad it’s a staged exchange

The "opened window" looks lovely and restful. Mindfulness? Only thing missing is a cozy bed 🛌😴

I like the plush elk head

cubicle

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When you want to hunt at work

Took me longer than it should have to get it lol

That's a Grackle, not a crow. It kinda ruins the pun.