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They say not to count your chickens before they hatch. ‘Cause by doing so, you raise the chances for an instant loss of karma, dignity, and self-confidence, like, triple.

If you've ever been near the finish line raising your arms high in the sky, only to feel a cold wave of wind passing through while you enjoy the moment of not-earned victory, you need no further explanation. And if you are one of the lucky ones who hasn’t had their fair share of premature celebration-turned nightmare, please stay that way and keep on scrolling to see what not to do to become one of many.

Thanks to the subreddit r/Prematurecelebration, we now have the full-on archive of cringey glory that is a product of people celebrating just a microscopic little bit too early. So you'd better get ready to crack up big time.

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    #2

    Random Selection

    Random Selection

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda sad if you're singeld out because you are associated by your appareance with people who want to harm others.

    Aski Markup
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    4 years ago

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    That wouldn't be so bad, as people from pretty much every creed have done something terrible, but it seems to only happen if you are brown and/or Muslim.

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    Myrtle Yoma
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad. I was singled out in France on a flight to Germany while on a highschool trip (2005). I was the only brown person in the group and the person searching me was very...thorough. I was mortified. I can only imagine how humiliated this guy feels every time he gets on a plane. I felt an odd sense of vindication when the terrorists who stormed the capitol were barred from flying and they started sobbing and yelling about how unfair it was. Welcome to life on the other side.... and I’ve never been involved in an attempted coup.

    Liz the Wanderer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's very sad, I'm sorry iy happened to you. I'm sorry it's happening at all!!

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us have to actually plan for this "random selection" and go to the airport an extra couple of hours early.

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm of mixed ethnicities, but got all the "pale-arsed" genes (pale-to-the-point-of-transparent skin, freckles, darky auburn hair, grey-blue eyes), and I'm the palest one of my various-hued friends. To watch them anticipate such an experience, on a consistent basis, is heartbreaking and maddening. I do love being the 'ally' though, and making the bigots oh so very uncomfortable, by refusing to leave my friend(s) in these circumstances..... watching the bigots absolute discomfort is always entertaining. Just wish it wasn't necessary. :( <3

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend does this with me and I love it because I hadn’t been standing up for myself at all. Every time he makes them feel stupid. It doesn’t even matter if your board first class. They pull this no matter WHAT!

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    Full of Giggles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collecting him once he’s boarded the plane is f’d up on a whole different level. I’m estimating at minimum an hour passed between the time he left the security checkpoint and he boarded the plane. That was more than enough time for security to approach him. I get the sick feeling that an Islamophobic Karen saw him board her flight and called security, quite possibly making false accusations.

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, good old "random" selection.

    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember a time when I wasn't "randomly" selected. My husband thinks it is funny .LOL I am 64 now.

    H. Hünsel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :DD same here. I don't even pick up my carry on right after security check anymore since I always. get "randomly" selected for TSA bomb swab test& they ask me to stay away while they are doing it.

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    Kate
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sucks. But I love your jumper dude :)

    Tin Woman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His username is "Oh s**t" in Spanish, this is priceless :)

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the same, but as a child I had my bag searched EVERY time. Apparently if you’re in a family unit then adults hide things in the young daughter’s bag to avoid it being found. Every time we went though baggage scan I knew it was coming. Only stopped when I reached teenage years

    Poppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I love this guy's attitude. When I flew home from Afghanistan because my G-ma died, I got questioned every step of the way and then back overseas too. Did you get the red sticker on your ID too? It's like grade school all over again, rain cloud sticker.

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if all the lines and security we have to pass are not enough.

    Spikey Bunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a Mom Fail after I brought my son to the airport for our flight wearing cargo pants with many zippers... He's was only 10 & they checked every single piece of our luggage and everyone got a full pat-down... took forever, but we couldn't help but giggle at my obvious Mom Fail! Even the security people were giggling after a while. XD

    Tin Woman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how his username is Spanish for "Oh s**t" :D

    no_name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't cringey, this is just plain sad

    Fieke Engelen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first saw this, couldn't find a reason? for his comment and sort of felt sorry for him standing there all alone. Then I read all or most of the messages further on. I had no idea that that sort of stuff is just being accepted as par for the course? I hereby wish to show my sympathy for our/all stupidity

    Wandaluzt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure at all why this has been designated by the lazy article 'writers' as cringe worthy. This is just sad. Then again from a site that just pushes ads around other peoples ripped off content, what should I expect.

    Kimberly Reetz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries, I’m an old white woman and get selected every single time as well.

    Sam T Godfrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says a lot about human nature, but at this poor guy's expense. That must be a feeling that too many people will never get to experience...

    Afton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth Monster is a little bitch

    Torhild Hansen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get "randomly selected" God knows why, I'm the average elderly woman.

    Merilyn Horton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn’t look more innocent, yet they get me every time.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully now they will be looking for people similar to those who invaded the capital on Jan 6th.

    Znaya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being anywhere and being selected because of your color for anything 😒

    Leo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being real alot of screeners will deliberately chose the " white guy" to avoid having a complaint of racism put against them. So it goes both ways

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must be a nightmare to do US travel if you are in any way associated with the Middle East in the minds of airport security. Ironic, since most acts of terrorism in the USA in the last 20 years have been perpetrated by white men.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude doesn't look like he poses any threat to me. Looks like a normal person...

    Lu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brown, bearded or have an “odd” name. Yeah you’re getting the call 📞

    Anne Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, my name is Anne. I am a middle aged white female. I am way ahead of Ahmed because I ALWAYS get randomly selected.

    James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... sounds like you are tied. Am I missing something?

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    Alison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's awful that it's your first time not randomly selected.

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had to pick you to balance all the old white grannies they seem to pick on so frequently. Get over yourself.

    Christine Coles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a great granny in my 70s and do a lot of world travelling. Leaving Melbourne airport after visiting for Commonwealth games in 2006....and was given the once over good and proper. Turns out, there had been two grannies caught that day for drug running. Now, 90% of my travels, mean I get a full pat down, waistbands, bras, soles of feet, between toes. I could be annoyed, but if it means that security are doing their job and everyone is safe, that’s all that matters. I now score my ‘screening’ out of ten.

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    Heather Evans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get randomly selected in Australian airports. I'm an old white woman. My theory is that they pick me because they need to meet a quota of numbers checked and think I won't make a fuss.

    Lexi Mitchell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister’s very white step-grandmother always gets singled out whenever she flies, even before 9/11. Apparently little old white ladies are a huge threat to aviation.

    NinjaWolfy94
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to my grandma xD She was taking me to the airport one time and had to go through security to get to the seating area/food area etc. She wasn't going on the plane. Didn't have luggage (just her handbag) and is one of the friendliest looking (and friendliest in general) person I know. But yet she's always 'randomly' selected. She's welsh if that makes any difference, but she just looks like any other person here. She says they always make her take off her shoes O_o which is a pain for her of course because she needs to find a place to sit down and take em off, then try and put them back on again. IDK what it is about her shoes tho... they're just normal flats (open top ones? idk what they're called) or sneakers.

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    fenderfan85
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    4 years ago

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    Because white people are always blowing themselves up in the name of jesus right? Lol. No

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they just kill inocents in mass shootings. But as they are white they arent branded as terrorists.

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    Cindy Benavides Badilla
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    4 years ago

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    I hope he knows his Twitter name translates to 'oh s**t" in Spanish lol

    Carmen Elena
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    4 years ago

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    "Ahmierda"? XD ok... Thats what he said...

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    4 years ago

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    Patricia Holt
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    4 years ago

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    I agree it must be totally humiliating and traumatic to be hauled off a plane and there is nothing random about it.There is another side to the story that you should consider.These people are doing their job,which is to keep undesirables out of our country. Blame your fellow countrymen who are guilty of serious crime who have got into the country and performed vicious terrorist attacks or simply entered illegally.If you look like them in skin colour or even dress you will probably be removed.Who can blame a government for protecting its people.When innocent people get killed through terrorist attacks as many have the public blame the government for allowing them in the country.If a white man was in a muslim country he would be treated differently too,probably end up as a hostage.Be Honest about this.

    miss miss
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    4 years ago

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    So what. Let them do their job. Don't got nothing won't be nothing

    Liz the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, that's what Germans said about the Nazis. Learn your history and be a better human.

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    Sue Simmons
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    4 years ago

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    I'm a white middle aged lady. I was selected at an airport too a few years ago.

    Alex Travous
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    4 years ago

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    They didn't randomly select you. Tsa f****d up and grabbed the wrong bag at the X-ray. Resulting in a scramble to find the bag.

    Tapio Magnussen
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    4 years ago

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    His Twitter name "AhMIERDA" is like "AhSHIT" (MIERDA is S**T, in Spanish). But, why? Trolling? Not real?

    Thomasin Grace
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    4 years ago

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    There’s nothing wrong with being singled out because of your name/homeland. This is what Israel does and it works. I have a close friend from Turkey who looks very middle eastern. He gets stopped in the United States and Turkey. Why be bitter over being safe.

    Liz the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's the same as shooting only black men in the back. That's what Security Prejudice creates.

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago

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    This is too funny...

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    To find out more about the community behind the r/Prematurecelebration subreddit, Bored Panda reached out to one of its moderators, u/N8theGr8, who was happy to share some insights.

    The mod told us that the subreddit was created by u/potato88, who’s now a suspended user, back in 2013. Some time ago, though, the subreddit had no moderators, so the admins gave it to the current mod team, u/N8theGr8 said.

    But since the subreddit revolves around a “kind of niche topic,” it’s not as active as it could be. “But we have half a million subscribers and it stays relatively active,” they added. Right now, the subreddit has 525k members in total and their community is still growing.

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    #3

    Death And Taxes

    Death And Taxes

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    David Retsler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder- it's illegal for us little people to use the loopholes the corporations bought for themselves.

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    #4

    Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company

    Good Idea To Straight Up Tell Everyone That You're Scamming A Company

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    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a whingeing arsehole.... oh the cliche of it.... *eyeroll*

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    When asked about the whole concept of premature celebration that the subreddit as all about, the moderator explained that it “just means celebrating some kind of win or victory before you really should.”

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    “Like a guy who runs a race and then slows down right at the end to do a victory jump and throw his arms in the air, only to be passed by the 2nd-place guy who then wins the race. Or 'Dewey Defeats Truman' newspaper held up by President Truman.”

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    #5

    2020 Is Going So Great

    2020 Is Going So Great

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    Too Soon

    Too Soon

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, they drove carefully upto the sign. After that, care wasn't necessary.

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    #7

    Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker

    Showing Off A Bottle Of Johnny Walker

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    #8

    Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

    Rollerblader Prematurely Celebrates Victory Then Gets Robbed

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't get robbed, they threw it away

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    #9

    Oops

    Oops

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    #10

    Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed

    Stalker, 30, Who Called Police To Brag 'I'll Never Be Caught' Is Jailed

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    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully for a long, loooong time.

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    #11

    Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone

    Microsoft Employees Holding A Funeral For The iPhone Following The "Success" Of Their Windows Phone

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would gladly see the i-phone get s**t. Everytime a new model is released, the only thing mind-blowing about it is the price (and people buying it for that price).

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    #12

    Good Lasagaaa

    Good Lasagaaa

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can do what Chandler and Rachel did in Friends with the cheesecake...

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    #13

    My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story

    My Friend's Two Most Recent Snaps On His Story

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People need to stop sharing everything

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    #14

    Congrats...

    Congrats...

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to call out the liars. Liars embarrass themselves.

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    #15

    New York Times Article From 1924

    New York Times Article From 1924

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It is believed he will retire to a private life"

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    #16

    That Escalated Quickly

    That Escalated Quickly

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    #17

    Four Years Ago

    Four Years Ago

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    Meirl

    Meirl

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these kinda cookies are heart to bake

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    #19

    Rip Gary F

    Rip Gary F

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    #20

    Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It

    Influencer Brags About Her Easy Life In Bali On Twitter, Gets Deported Over It

    kristentootie Report

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    #21

    Never Obsolete

    Never Obsolete

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything electrical at one point will become obsolete. They are always inventing better s**t.

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    #22

    The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently

    The Toronto Blue Jays React To All The Cancelled Mlb Games Recently

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    #23

    This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed

    This Showed Up In My Tech News Feed

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it stays on your expensive iPhone which Apple uses to spy on you, but it is also copied to Apples servers and sold to various parties.

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    #24

    A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer

    A Youtuber Who Said Veganism And God Cured Her Cancer Has Died Of Cancer

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    #25

    Celebrating Too Early

    Celebrating Too Early

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    karla Meixnerová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, our Prime Minister said that we are "Best in covid" back in summer, and now we are "Best in covid" but from the other side :(

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    #26

    Does This Count?

    Does This Count?

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    Hannah Edwards
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very bad man. He was hanged for murdering three tourists (believed to have killed six in total) he was also a drug trafficker and thief. Googled him so you don’t have to.

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    #27

    So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?

    So... Can I Get My Job Back Or Nah?

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    #28

    No Title Needed

    No Title Needed

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    Madison Feehan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is why we don't get tattoos before the game"

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    #29

    Congrats, You Played Yo'self

    Congrats, You Played Yo'self

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to NEVER GET CAUGHT doing something wrong - STOP posting videos about how to NEVER GET CAUGHT on YouTube!

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    #30

    Self Explanatory

    Self Explanatory

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least they can now rememeber the original date they were supposed to marry.

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    The redditor u/N8theGr8 continued: “When you're so close to the end that victory looks assured is when a lot of people let their guard down, and don't have the situational awareness to realize that someone else is trying to win too. It's fine to celebrate early, but make sure you're in a safe position to do so.”

    #31

    You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore

    You Don't Even Have To Think About Trump Anymore

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    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Electoral college really tanked us on this one.

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    #32

    Setup For Failure

    Setup For Failure

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it did not happen when he was driving...

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    #33

    No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More

    No More Delays! Ok Maybe One More

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about a video game whose release kept being delayed. It was eventually released and wasn't ready so didn't work properly on some consoles. They are still fixing it to date.

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    #34

    It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List

    It’s Official Joe Exotic Is Not On The Clemency List

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    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now he's hoping Biden will pardon him....

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    #35

    So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today

    So, Im In Richmond Va And We Had Some Tornadoes Today

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does VA not normally get Tornadoes? We get them in Indiana and you NEVER jinx it!

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    #36

    User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake

    User Calls Someone Out For A Spelling Mistake

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    Random Person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that this might have been intentional. It is ironic tat he corrects spelling and also msspels the words int teh post.

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    #37

    Racing Mom To The Finish

    Racing Mom To The Finish

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wasn't going to let him win so fair dinkum he doesn't look back.

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    #38

    Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win

    Ufc Fighter Is Sure He Is Going To Win

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    #39

    Goddamn I Said Wait For It

    Goddamn I Said Wait For It

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am fascinated by how huge those necklaces are. Like, wow!

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    #40

    My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today

    My Friend Celebrated The Patriots Winning The Afc East A Bit Early Today

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    #41

    Rip R/Gaming

    Rip R/Gaming

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    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could someone explain this one? Game development team completing a project and showing a disc with the release version on it? What happened after this?

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    #42

    Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected

    Returning To Earth Sooner Than Expected

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    Steve Wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early in my career I programmed & machined a couple of parts for the space station. So you might want to look up whenever you leave the house just in case.

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    #43

    "Everything Was Better In The 90's"

    "Everything Was Better In The 90's"

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    Jack Candy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their stupid fear of communism the USA created a much more dangerous enemy. You can negotiate with political 'enemies', but you cannot negotiate with religious fascists and madmen. Very similar to Cuba - in the beginning Castro only wanted to get rid of the corrupt US-backed mafia regime. Same with Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh and his people only wanted to be free, and when the USA were hostile, the USSR and China took the chance. Afghanistan? The USA supported everyone fighting against the USSR, but during this time afghan women had the same rights as men, children were sent to school.

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    #44

    Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale

    Found Inside A Biography Of Hilary Clinton At A Local Book Sale

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    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was robbed. Cheated. We all know it.

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    #45

    The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018

    The Difference Between Jan 13, 2018 And Aug 20, 2018

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    #46

    Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad

    Germany’s Victory Monument For Stalingrad

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    #47

    A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon

    A Friend Of Mine Made A Drunk Decision This Afternoon

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    #48

    How Wrong This Guy Was

    How Wrong This Guy Was

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    #49

    Yes, Thank You Mccain

    Yes, Thank You Mccain

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John McCain saved obamacare for the US. Trump was about to destroy health insurance for the people who needed it most.

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    #50

    My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today

    My GF Is Studying Cosmetology, She Had A Client Request A Very Difficult Cut And Color Today

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    #51

    Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally

    Lt Gen Niazi, Commander Of The Army In East Pakistan Gave This Statement Just Before The War. 18 Days Later He Surrendered Unconditionally

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that until 25 years before that they and India were the same country (well, colony for the last few years) that was a weak statement at best.

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    #52

    2nd Is Pretty Good Too

    2nd Is Pretty Good Too

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    #53

    Tom Brady Takes No Prisoners

    Tom Brady Takes No Prisoners

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    #54

    Why Do People Do This?

    Why Do People Do This?

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    PandaJon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and why is the tip of the tail coat off the arm and on the table???

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    #55

    Cowboys Fans

    Cowboys Fans

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of these make no sense to us without a description.

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    #56

    The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!

    The_donald Celebrates The New Alabama Senator!

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    #57

    Rip

    Rip

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    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explanation from Reddit: James Gunn was let go from directing Guardians of The Galaxy V.3 because of tweets he made a few years back. https://imgur.com/a/rvbDryr

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    #59

    Read The Comments

    Read The Comments

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    But according to the moderator, there’s a small difference between an early celebration and a premature celebration. And that is the upsetting feeling that comes in the end.

    “There's an element of schadenfreude involved. Also, it kinda sounds like 'premature ejaculation,' which I bet was a pun the creator intentionally set up,” they explained about the title.

    The redditor’s favorite post is this one, because they said: “I think it really embodies celebrating before you should (even though I voted for her).”

    #60

    Not That Sweet After All

    Not That Sweet After All

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is going to have to explain this one

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