"Money can't buy happiness," "looks don't matter," "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger": chances are you've heard all of these popular sayings more than a dozen times. Or even said them yourself—but do you really believe them? It's easy to say that money can't buy happiness for someone for whom money isn't a problem. But for someone who struggles to make ends meet and keep a roof over their head, money sure does bring at least some happiness or relief.

This week, one Reddit user asked others to share which popular sayings they find to be complete rubbish. As always, hundreds of people participated in the discussion, mentioning some really common sayings and explaining why they're nonsense. Scroll down below to read the best 45 replies and vote for the ones you agree with!

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#1

"Money can't buy happiness."

Poverty can't buy anything.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. This is the highest order of bullshittery. Money may not buy happiness but it will definitely buy comfort to make me forget about my miseries.

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"The Customer is Always Right." Because half of it's missing. The full truism is "The Customer is Always Right in matters of taste."

Guy wants a pint of half baileys, half orange juice? He's paying...

Lady wants to wear a raw turkey as a hat? You do you love...

What it doesn't mean is that Kyle and Karen get free reign to treat people like [crap] because they happen to be handing over money at some stage of the interaction.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Spineless managers who "comp" things and give people everything they want contribute to this. The US is about the worst place I have been for badly behaved customers and I've lived in four countries.

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#3

"There's plenty of fish in the sea"

You know what else there's plenty of in the sea? Trash.

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‘If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best’

This is like toxic relationship starter pack stuff

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a statement I have heard when they are ready to bail at the first sign of someone else's problems.

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#5

'What doesnt kill you just makes you stronger'..... bull. 2x cancer survivor here, it sure didnt make me any stronger...

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"Looks don't matter."

They do. Not always, not completely, but they very much do matter. Humans are kind of superficial in that regard.

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Brandon Collinsworth
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes they matter, the real truth to this saying is that not everyone finds the same things attractive.

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#7

"It doesn't matter who started it."

Of course it does. Even legally the concept of who did what first is recognized as vital.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

finally, someone who agrees with me. lol I think we can all relate reply if you do

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#8

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

Nah mate, it just gives you trauma.

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#9

“Good things come to those who wait.”

Try waiting your whole life and see what comes to you.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think that's an untrue quote too. if you want something good you have to work for it.

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#10

"it's just how I am." Well you're a [damn prick], change your behavior and act like a decent human!

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"Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg are college dropouts"

Dude they went to Harvard, not community college.!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when people use this one. Although I still agree you don’t need to have a degree to be a successful entrepreneur. But not everyone wants to be an entrepreneur. There’s no such thing as a college dropout surgeon.

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#12

“Happiness is a choice.” That’s maybe sometimes a little true, but depression is real, and it’s not what anyone chose.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! It’s the same as saying well having an asthma attack is a choice just breathe

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Everything happens for a reason. (Like rape, murder, death of children, starvation, genocide, etc). Or my favorite, God doesn’t give you more than you can handle.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Recently someone told me a string of these statements. The underlying message, it will never happen to her. So, God let me have cancer; because of previous trauma, he knew I could handle it? The God I pray to is compassionate, loving, forgiving, and loves me. Nothing happens for reason, really? Explain cancer, abusive parents, and the rest. Yes I am stronger from surviving all it, so I deserve more? Her smug smile said she believed this was the appropriate response, she was being supportive, and kind. I was speechless. It is was a reminder of how painful words from a stranger can be. A skill I do not want or admire (Cancer was not traumatic, only stage 2, death was not an issue, the months of treatment were just annoying. I cried once. The doctors thought I was brave, I wasn't. My tears, frustration and anger were already used up.)

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#14

"Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get." Every box of chocolate I have seen has a little book that tells you what you'll get.

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When someone tells a depressed person "just exercise and drink water." [Hell], I barely have enough motivation to breathe, what makes you think I'm gonna get up to exercise.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Telling a depressed person that they just need to exercise and drink water will only add to their guilt. Sometimes, they just need antidepressants.

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#16

"Practice makes perfect!"

I had a teacher that used to point out that no, practice makes permanent. If you practice something in an incorrect way, you're going to perform incorrectly.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In some situations, the expression is "The perfect is the enemy of the good". High standards are fine, but insisting on perfection will blow through deadlines.

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#17

“Sleep is for the weak” or “I’ll sleep when I die” Well actually, not sleeping is making you weaker and decreasing your lifespan as you gloat about it right now. Sleep is essential people.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love my sleep. Anyone who believes these can GTFO and turn off the lights on the way out. Please and thank you. PS: Don't forget the door.

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#18

You don't need money to be happy.

Usually this quote is being used by those who are already filthy rich

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Money buys food. A full belly feels much better than a hallow aching one. Not everyone sleeps in a bed. Some by choice, others due to circumstances they have no control of. Clean clothes that fit are wonderful. Worrying constantly about having money to pay bills is miserable. No health care! The list goes on. People's life's can be fundamentally changed with a larger fair income. Those with money do not want part with it. They can never have enough and have the power to change the rules to help them keep it. They need lots of money to be happy.

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#19

"Einstein wasn't good in school" he was a very good student with good marks

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"Violence is never the answer."

It isn't usually the answer. But occasionally...it really is.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, it is. My friends and I used to get bullied by this group of boys in middle school (they targeted one girl in particular). One day, we were playing card games when two of them sat next to us, uninvited, and the rest stood by the table, blocking us in. They started making fun of us and being asses, but we tried to ignore them and continued playing, so they took our cards, threw them everywhere and even started tearing them up. The 'ringleader' had sat next to me, and idk WHAT possessed me to do it, but I promptly turned around and SLAMMED his head into the wall as hard as I could. He and his buddies started calling me crazy but they scrambled away, and they left us alone after that.

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#21

"A watched pot never boils."

It does, I've checked.

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“If you tell me the truth you won’t get into trouble”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what they (probably) mean is, if you lie to them and they find out, the punishment will be much, MUCH worse.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know, my dad was a big believer in this. If I came to him straight away and told him what stupid thing I did or broke, or whatever I didn't usually get in trouble. Yeah he might be angry and yeah he might be disappointed, but as long as I was truthful with him I don't really ever recall getting in trouble.

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Viviane
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know someone who does get annoyed at her eldest son (hey, teenagers, right?), but she's pretty understanding when he admits he messed up. The remorse means he's realized it and will try to improve.

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I tell my kid that the sooner he fronts up the less angry I will be. And yes it's damn challenging to stick to it! But I've made sure I do, and acknowledge he came clean, because that's the deal I made with him. Parenting has no guide you just do the best you can

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So far I have been true to these words with my son. It is important for me to know what is wrong so we can fix the problem together. Punishment will just make him learn it's BS eventually and not say anything or lie about. Source: I was a kid once.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you say this to someone you’ve really got to mean it. I mean personally, only thing you can promise is “you won’t get into trouble for telling ME the truth, generally I can’t promise you anything”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A more accurate phrase would be "You'll be in less trouble if you tell the truth now than if I find out the truth later."

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Paul K. Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I've found this to be sort of true. If I own up to something I will get in a lot *less* trouble than if I try to weasel my way out of it. Even if a person can't prove you're lying to them they tend to know and will hold it against you. I'm much more likely to be just let off completely from whatever consequence if I just own up to it and apologize.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sometimes i tell the truth with my mom, and she doesn't ground me or anything. just my personal experience.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With my dad it was if you tell me I wont get angry. That was a deal for me. My dad angry was terrifying

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MEREDITH JUST WANTED STEAK! SO WHAT SHE WAS TRADING SEX FOR PAPER SUPPLIES!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha Ha Haaa! Once bitten and all that. Although if it was your fault and you'd f**k someone else's life up, time to come clean.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would tell the truth and not be believed. Don't ask me to tell you the truth if you are not going to believe me.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was always true for my children growing up - it is essential to them learning to take responsibility for their actions and learning that not thinking has consequences.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on who is saying it... If they're a mean person that is just trying to get the truth out of them (the kid I assume, as that's who is usually in trouble) then fair that it's an untrue and stupid quote. But my family (aunts, uncles, grandparents and so on too) would say this, and if the kid did tell them, the kid wouldn't get into trouble (they wouldn't get praised, only thanked for telling the truth then quickly lectured about how that's the right thing to do, but they wouldn't get in trouble).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...said to every unjustly detained foreign national in a cell at Guantanamo...just before the torture...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if someone says this and than goes back on thier words..... all they are doing is helping to create distrust........ i would never say this and than have repercussions..... the better choice would be, "lets talk about it and remember it is just a mistake (all human make them) we can come up with a way so this mistake isnt made again in the future, and by we i mean "we" as in the person who maybe had made mistake gets to have major input because they are the ones needing to fix thier mistake and try again

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would be absolutely true if I ever had the need to say it to my daughter to find out what was really going on.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this one is only bs if a person is only using it to manipulate someone into talking. I've told this to my son and he didn't get in trouble, sometimes I just want to understand his perspective and if it's off I guide him and tell him it's okay because we're learning.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You may not get in more trouble for lying but this doesn't change the rules regarding what you did.

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ravn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of an 'Arlo and Janis' cartoon. Janis: We can say anything to each other, can't we? Arlo: No, of course we can't [Janis storms off] Arlo: See? I love that one. :)

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep it's so wrong just tell me you wouldn't get in trouble i always do!

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Mary Lovill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on the person saying it. My kids and I talked it out. If they did deserve consequences, they were involved on what those consequences are..If they broke a glass and were honest, they usually skated. If they hit another kid, then we had to talk further.

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#23

Using the phrase, "it's just a few bad apples," to protect an institution when the full proverb says, " a few bad apples spoils the bunch."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like if one apple is moldy, would you still eat the rest that were sitting with the moldy one?

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#24

Be yourself. If you're a [prick] and even the nice people hate you, then you should change and not be yourself

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, this is often used as an excuse for people not to be self-aware and not to be considerate of others. No one should have to subsume their entire personality to make others happy but you don't get to be an asshole and demand everyone love you, either.

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#25

Hard work never killed anyone

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This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you.

LIES!!

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“Sleep like a baby”. It implies that babies sleep really well. My second is 4 days old; I can confirm babies don’t sleep well.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like the old joke: "How are you sleeping?", "like a baby - I wake up crying every two hours".

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#28

You can achieve anything you set your mind to.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only if you are practical concerning your goals. I'm too old to be a gymnast but I can play piano like Elton John.

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"It's better to ask forgiveness than permission." Yeah eventually people are just gonna stop forgiving you.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a quote from Rear Admiral Grace Hopper, and it is related to being from an underprivileged group. It also does not mean that a person can do anything and then ask for forgiveness. It means that, when a person sees that an important action needs to be taken, they should do it, and not wait for permission. It does NOT mean that you should "borrow" your neighbor's Lamborghini for a joy ride, and then apologize.

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#30

If you love something set it free...

Uh no if you love something smother it with affection until you catch the early flight home and catch a couple naked dudes tag teaming your fiancé

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