30 Posts That Made People Say, ‘Please, May I Have A Crumb Of Context’

It was trying for 88 mph.

As a curse, it’s original.

Photobomb

That's twisted

Brilliant. I've always wanted to know also.

They tried to buy eggs and flour under the age of 18, and now the police are quacking down on antisocial behaviour.

I’m guessing Wales is being plagued by feral teenagers egging houses.

This is actually why the children are not allowed to buy eggs.

SH*T

Sh*t On You

Sounds like something someone with a truck full of overnight baguettes would say.

Is that....a turkey??

Misconstrued reference to an 80's anti-drug ad, in an attempt to be sarcastic.

But I wanna know what happened!!

Women's cricket, brought to you by Cthulhu.

If only it was that easy.

Anyone care to calculate how many s**t particles there are per square centimeter of fruit?

would be interesting if there was also a trampoline on the ceiling

"Tomber dans les pommes" which translates from French into English as "falling in the apples"....basically it means to faint :) I think this bird is demonstrating that 😂

Chinese head trap is a new thing apparently.

Ehh nope

Do they sell used parts?

This is a store located in Seaside, Oregon. It's a thrift shop that donates all proceeds to a local shelter. Still, it's an unfortunate name.

Is this where strays go to get new balls? /s

So much better than paying full price tho

We take a little off your pets and a little off your price. No one gets screwed on the deal.

D.I.Y.?

Cut Rate Prices!!!

I don't even care that it's on the sea; I'm not buying oysters.

So that's where all the nuts go when the wife divorces. Always wondered why there were so many jars at thrift stores

Du, Du hast, Du hast mich :p

Rubber baby boatie bumpers.

...cause tomorrow you'll get scrambled.

Per Ozzy Osbourne, I thought it was "You gotta hear this f****** guy!" He was referring to a 9 y.o. Japanese kid play the guitar on Crazy Train.

Banana for scale for the spoon.

"YES WE ARE" (sung to the tune of Bob the Builder)

"...I didn't have enough thread"

Archery targets

What time? Ah OK close o clock.