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You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.
Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!
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#1
Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up
Jayme Williams 8 years ago
I'd follow someone home for bacon too! Congratulations on getting adopted.
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#2
Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta
Stinkypie Ticklebum 8 years ago
It's a clever goosie that knows to move in with a man when he feeds _and_ serenades her!
#3
Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith
S Missions 8 years ago
How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)
Marta Wudel 8 years ago
Well, to be specific, it doesn't say if the person was ok with that - it says only that it turned out to be the actual band ;)
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varwenea 8 years ago
Oh man, that's AMAZING! I **LOVE** Steven Tyler. Seriously, his voice has gotten better with age! I was at his concert just 2 days ago, and his singing is so much more intense and with depth than the YouTube original videos. Highly recommend going to one of his concerts! (He sings both Aerosmith and his solo tracks.)
Marie-Eve Barette 8 years ago
If I ever wake up to Steven Tyler giving a show in my street, I'll most likely think I died and gone to heaven. Love that dude and his bunch. They're Amazing ;)
June Pixeld 8 years ago
How amazing is that! Ofc they are great but having them sing over breakfast is a once in a lifetime treat
Corrine Fortin 8 years ago
OMFG!!!! #3!! I FREAKIN WISH!! 😲😲😲 I certainly wouldn't mind being woken up by this, are you kidding me!? I'd be right out there, pj's and all, I don't care! There wouldn't be time to get dressed or brush my hair! 😂
#4
My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest
d r e a m w o r l d 8 years ago
"Thank you so much for saving me!" Also, if you wanna keeps this cute and happy, please don't look at the window.
Star Simpson 8 years ago
What an incredible experience & being able to take those lovelies home is such a bonus!!!
Laura Pasternack 8 years ago
Not suspect at all, considering how some folks are literally attached to their phones these days... I swear, they use them as pillows.
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So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie
#6
Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This
Mackenzie Katrenya 8 years ago
omnomnomnom is right. and awwwwwwww so cute
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Virgil Blue 8 years ago
"Soooo. Any chance of sparing a finger or two? No way you need 10 of em. Maybe just a toe?"
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Hellysal 8 years ago
Weird, I'm reading this riding the bus nr 29. And the guy is nowhere to be found. Maybe it wasn't his after all.
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Joanna Huang 8 years ago
Wait, if he passed out, how come he had the sense to take out his phone and take a pic when he woke up? My first reaction would be to scream, try to shake it off, and get bitten.
Martina Třešková 8 years ago
Poor thing probably just thought she found a catch of the day when - oops - the catch woke up :D
#7
Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden
Jessica Tischer 8 years ago
For foxes, "kits", "pups" and "cubs" are actually all correct.
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Rich McCormick 8 years ago
I call foxes the smiling dogs. They always look so happy when photographed plus the like to hop, which I find adorable!
#8
I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other
DancingToMyself 8 years ago
You must be very nice person :) I think that your operation went well, so I'm happy for you !
Beth Arriaga 8 years ago
Friends are the family who we are blessed to choose. And you're very blessed indeed.
Phyllicia Goh 8 years ago
I wish I have friends like these. Real life ones. *Anti-social but is lonely too*
#9
So I Woke Up To This Out Front
CHRISTIE WAGNER 8 years ago
LOL, Markus McCloud. But they're too small to be ravens. They're either crows or starlings.The picture's quite small on my computer so I can't really tell. But they're definitely not ravens.
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Maggie Dougherty 8 years ago
I've had seagulls and on my roof, and yard, but I've never had black black birds. It's true, they are kind of creepy! I'm just wondering, what brings them all their at one time? Tippi Hedren? :D
Sophiella Ryan 5 years ago
In the spring and fall we get GIANT flocks of birds like this when they migrate. Like, easily a thousand of them. I always wondered what they did when they landed.
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Woke Up To This
#11
My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed
Susan Forbes 8 years ago
My mom's late cat used to mark his territory on the skylight as he was neutered late. My sister-in-law called him Squirtle
#12
After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone
jetmastergames 8 years ago
that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"
#13
Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 8 years ago
Just for clarification: that IS your husband in that thing, right?
#14
Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl
Mackenzie Katrenya 8 years ago
...I wasn't bathing anyway leave i need to finish some... chores
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Too bored to do this! 8 years ago
I woke up from a nice nap to this strange giant thing just staring at me! My first reaction was to back away of course
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Allana Rose 8 years ago
Now, how do these things happen? Are you leaving your windows open all night with no screens??
#15
Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind
John L 8 years ago
The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D
Nancy E 8 years ago
Quite familiar with Cades Cove. I live in TN. A few times when I was in Alaska , I saw the beauty of their bear proof trash cans , &, mobile units for hikers.
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Johnny Døpe 8 years ago
The third one is probably still in your bed after eating all the porridge
Amanda Harker 8 years ago
Bloody big cats you guys have up there lol. (Yes I know they're black bears.)
#16
I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts
#17
Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader
Ash 8 years ago
Lmao ikr why can't a cute fluffy little beast get inside instead of mosquitoes?!
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Lynn Messner 8 years ago
Not his fault. He was drunk and his friends thought they were bringing him home.
#18
My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool
John L 8 years ago
....And with a temperamental chip on their shoulders for good measure. Hopefully, it will get bored and move on. 😱
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Joseph Eriksson 8 years ago
Tripadvisor.com reviewer: "The pool service was awful. I was really hankering for a cold brew, but the staff just ignored me. I even waved my ears and my Visa platinum card." [Hi-po589]
JoAnne Klein 8 years ago
Yes, they are dangerous, but it proves the Great Creator has a sense of humor!
Elandre Bester 8 years ago
Lies lol... This is in South Africa and it's a couple that owns a guest lodge. They have a hippo that they keep as a pet!
It's Caturday 8 years ago
They must have quite the time refilling that pool, then :)
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Can a Lady have a bit of privacy during her morning wash routine please?
#19
So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants
#20
My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle
Christopher Burzell 8 years ago
I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.
Sakata Gintoki 8 years ago
First Rule of the Snail Club - You don't talk about the Snail Club.
Shinomi Chan 8 years ago
Either they're plotting to take over your house, or then they're summoning the dark lord Satan.
Rosa Darkwood 8 years ago
I've seen this before - it's snail church, or as someone on tumblr said, snurch
Robert La Rock 8 years ago
I KNEW IT!! THE SNAILS ARE READY TO TAKEOVER!! THEY'LL BE ATTACKING SOON -- like in about 40 years...
d r e a m w o r l d 8 years ago
HAIL THE ALMIGHTY LORD OF ALL SNAILKIND, HERO OF ALL... SNAILORD!!!!!
Anindya Bagchi 8 years ago
It's the coronation ceremony! The rightful king of Slimeria has returned!
#21
Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat
Joseph Eriksson 8 years ago
Didn't they tell you at the hospital? "Don't feed the toddler after midnight."
#22
I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die
Robert La Rock 8 years ago
Darn it but you're sooo right. I was told thus once... never paid it any mind. Was always a dog person. Then a few years ago, a cat just chose me. And since then, 3 more generations of her progeny has remained...
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jetmastergames 8 years ago
That cat's just: "Why hello there, human. Don't be alarmed we both know what must happen."
#23
Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor
jetmastergames 8 years ago
Paranormal activity 23: the awake child that won't go back to sleep
Ms. Understood 8 years ago
Then we need to worry about the parents with a baby monitor and NO BABY.
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Wanda Queen 8 years ago
That's.....ok I'm not sure how to put this delicately but....HOLY F**K THAT'S TERRIFYING!
#24
So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing
McKinley D'Aigle 8 years ago
if I actually saw them in this pose, I couldn't possibly be mad (although i did want to murder the sky after incessant rain and the hurricane killed EVERY plant in my garden) My neighbours, at my other house, had a goat and asked if it would be a problem "Nahhhh, I'm cool with that. what can it do?". Four days later,all my Swiss chard, herbs, cukes,tomato plants,bell peppers, AND my cayenne pepper plants were gone...the cayenne plant was chewed all to hell. come to think of it, I never saw it after that. cayenne peppers probably had it running towards the bayou for water.
#25
After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map
Michael Sharp 8 years ago
To be fair to the Uber driver, it was the shortest driving distance since they were one-way streets...
Sanchit Jain 8 years ago
those 2 red and green circles feels like they staring at you in surprise! FFS!
Duncan McPherson 8 years ago
Naomi, if you turn up there and steal some stuff, 'THEY' will know it's you!
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#26
Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today
jetmastergames 8 years ago
Welcome to the extended family... you're the one member that's actually succeeded at life and are now supporting all the others.
Martin Forbes 8 years ago
They've obviously told their friends where the free fast food is being handed out.
#27
My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This
Wyndmere 8 years ago
Take him off the porcelain chair first; he'll break it when he changes form.
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Nora 8 years ago
My mom used to have a frog visitor every day for months. It would quietly sit in the kitchen when my mom was making bread. Then it disappeared!
P Allen 6 years ago (edited)
I was in Bali recently where I was staying in a 4 bungalow private mini-resport. It was 2 in the morning and I kept hearing what i could only believe was a drunken woman crowing like a rooster, loud ASF, out by the pool. So I went out there pissed, just to find out it was a big a*s frog and that's apparently just what they do there. Crazy ..
#28
My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada
#29
Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This
#30
Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up
Sarah Britt 8 years ago
No fair! This guy falls asleep in public and gets $5, I fall asleep in public and people think I must be drunk or on drugs Lmao.
#31
Woke Up This Morning To This
#32
Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate
#33
Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This
Pamela Grove 8 years ago
what is it, its a bit hard to tell from this angle. Hey....I had a relative who was a Mennonite missionary in Ghana for 50 years or more. She used to pay a man to sleep in her front doorway at night as a guard to the house. You could have awoken to FAR FAR worse, trust me.
#34
Opened My Eyes This Morning To This
Virgil Blue 8 years ago
"You would not be wondering what I was doing up here if you had seen what is behind you."
#35
I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This
Pamela Grove 8 years ago
IS that snow on the ground or something else? IS it Christmas morning? Why was he in his boxers? I take it you don't get snow there much.
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Aidan Pite 8 years ago
One time I woke up and saw that the toblerone on my nightstand was all melted and smooshed, but there was no melted chocolate on anything anywhere else. Couple minutes of cunfusion later, a chocolate-covered cat walked by.
Karolina Kobylarska 8 years ago
#10 In what country police is bringing you home to your own bed when they find you drunk as f*ck? :D I need to know. Or who are they if it's not police?
Lou Zehr 8 years ago
I left this in the refrigerator one night for my wife to find in the morning. She was not pleased. Fridge-Rat...7ee650.jpg 
Tim Graham 8 years ago
OK they're funny, but 95% of them are just lifted from other sites. State the original artist, don't claim it as your own.
Matilda Uebel 8 years ago
49 Just open the door a little and grab it, carry it outside and let it go. It's easy, and their pecks are hardly felt so it's no problem.
Kiki Brown 8 years ago
Once I got woken up by lots of strange sounds coming from outside. My housemates and I finally got the courage to look what was going on and when we opened the door to look outside...and there was some drunk guy who had split open a huge bag of foam beans (for stuffing in bean bags) and he was lying in the front court yard making snow angels and rolling around in it. We just left him to his own devices :)
Bob Caldwell 7 years ago
Several of these pictures are further proof that drinking to excess is a bad idea.
Aidan Pite 8 years ago
One time I woke up and saw that the toblerone on my nightstand was all melted and smooshed, but there was no melted chocolate on anything anywhere else. Couple minutes of cunfusion later, a chocolate-covered cat walked by.
Karolina Kobylarska 8 years ago
#10 In what country police is bringing you home to your own bed when they find you drunk as f*ck? :D I need to know. Or who are they if it's not police?
Lou Zehr 8 years ago
I left this in the refrigerator one night for my wife to find in the morning. She was not pleased. Fridge-Rat...7ee650.jpg
Tim Graham 8 years ago
OK they're funny, but 95% of them are just lifted from other sites. State the original artist, don't claim it as your own.
Matilda Uebel 8 years ago
49 Just open the door a little and grab it, carry it outside and let it go. It's easy, and their pecks are hardly felt so it's no problem.
Kiki Brown 8 years ago
Once I got woken up by lots of strange sounds coming from outside. My housemates and I finally got the courage to look what was going on and when we opened the door to look outside...and there was some drunk guy who had split open a huge bag of foam beans (for stuffing in bean bags) and he was lying in the front court yard making snow angels and rolling around in it. We just left him to his own devices :)
Bob Caldwell 7 years ago
Several of these pictures are further proof that drinking to excess is a bad idea.
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