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You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!

#1

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

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    #2

    Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

    Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

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    #3

    Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

    Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

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    S Missions
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)

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    #4

    My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

    My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

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    #5

    So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

    So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

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    #6

    Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

    Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

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    #7

    Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

    Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

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    #8

    I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

    I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

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    #9

    So I Woke Up To This Out Front

    So I Woke Up To This Out Front

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of Alfred Hitchcock's movie "The Birds"? he he

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    #10

    Woke Up To This

    Woke Up To This

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    Luca Gotta
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I want this in my apartment. HAIL SAURON

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    #11

    My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

    My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

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    Vlad Horobet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hovering cat, preparing for landing. Clear the LZ.

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    #12

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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    jetmastergames
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"

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    #13

    Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This

    Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This

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    #14

    Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

    Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

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    Jon Sleeper
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What? I wasn't doing nothing..."

    Mackenzie Katrenya
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I wasn't bathing anyway leave i need to finish some... chores

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    RaroaRaroa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's doing the dishes.

    stella
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to hear the Owls side....what did he wake up to.....???

    Too bored to do this!
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I woke up from a nice nap to this strange giant thing just staring at me! My first reaction was to back away of course

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    jetmastergames
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in a completely normal, human voice: "hoot hoot my good man"

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, how do these things happen? Are you leaving your windows open all night with no screens??

    MrGosslet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you like your eggs? o-O

    Johnny Døpe
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not what you think it is!! I can explain!

    ola wilczek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs detergents hor cleaning his house but as you probably know owls can't buy any in any store for pretty obvious reasons

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about removing the toxic cleanser as a first priority rather than taking a picture for internet attention?

    Katrin Richter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just wanted to know about that bang thing!

    Christopher Badovinac
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1ez4km/woke_up_this_morning_and_went_to_the_kitchen_to/?ref=share&ref_source=link

    Maggie Dougherty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he get in their in the first place?

    Pat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just as startled as you are.

    Christopher Baier
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might not be a baby- maybe just a very small owl. They come in all sizes.

    Pearl Sapirstein
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't that funny, that's a very scared owl that probably ended up dying of capture myopathy (when an animal gets so scared it dies of toxic levels of shock and adrenaline in the system).. Instead of taking pictures, this person should of put it in a nice dark cardboard box and brought it to the closet rehabilitation center.

    Christopher Badovinac
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he flew away right away, no animal was harmed, its my post

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    CHRISTIE WAGNER
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a little beauty. He just dropped in on you and didn't want to be an imposing houseguest so he decided to do the dishes before you woke up.But seriously, the poor little darling looks so scared. Imagine the little fellow's panic: you're so big compared to him and the sink is too slippery to get out of easily.

    Jesus Wäre
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom I told you to knock first!!!"

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOTHING GOING ON HERE NOW JUST LOOK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks surprised to see you too.

    Jace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean this isn't normal? Hmmm... be back in a minute...

    WhiteFox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOIIIII DON'T LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GETTING CHANGED

    heaveNly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was taken a shower! Give em some pravacy!!

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that owl cleaning your kitchen sink? 😂😂😂

    Sara Shrader
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was washing your dishes...just go back to sleep

    Amanda Harker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, I'm not planning to steal that spoon."

    McKinley D'Aigle
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait...is it trying to get with that oven cleaner? I think it misunderstood the whole "easy off" part.

    Benski Trenkins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg whu does that never happen to me!

    Janet Chávez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like you just caught her doing something

    Bobosteke
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Help us! I cant believe this is happening too!

    Suzanna Khan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she was trying to do the dishes secretly but got caught in the act

    Megan Spainhour
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he ok? Looks like he needs help getting out of the sink.

    Claire Kidd
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a baby owl. That's a Little Owl. Very cute none-the-less. I wonder where s/he came from :s

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Excuse me, good neighbor, could I have some dish soap, please? Mum says she gave you a rat the other night.'

    Lynn Lee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owls r nocturnal they shouldn't be awake at day maybe he's stuck

    Laura Pasternack
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nocturnal doesn't mean they CAN'T be awake during the day; it just means they're primarily awake and hunting at night. But yeah, probably not where s/he meant to be.

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    Joseph Eriksson
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    8 years ago

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    Hoo? Hoo? I wa'n't banging the sink.

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    #15

    Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

    Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D

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    #16

    I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

    I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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    Ellis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least she looks comfortable

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    #17

    Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

    Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want this invader, please sent him my way

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    #18

    My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

    My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

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    #19

    So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

    So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

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    #20

    My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

    My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

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    Christopher Burzell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.

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    #21

    Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

    Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

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    #22

    I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

    I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

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    nanashi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how you become a cat person. the cat chooses you.

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    #23

    Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

    Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

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    #24

    So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

    So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It wasn't we! We doesn't know anything about it!"

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    #25

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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    varwenea
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know where you were and how you got home

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    #26

    Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

    Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

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    #27

    My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

    My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

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    #28

    My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

    My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knock Knock--- "Who's there?" - Winter!

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    #29

    Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

    Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

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    #30

    Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

    Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

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    #31

    Woke Up This Morning To This

    Woke Up This Morning To This

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess. You fed one of them yesterday, correct? 😜

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    #32

    Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

    Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

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    #33

    Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This

    Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This

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    #34

    Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

    Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

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    Virgil Blue
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mission impossible team plays in the background"

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    #35

    I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

    I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

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    Sanchit Jain
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    atleast the guy was earing something... cud have been much worse

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