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You might have knocked back a few too many last night. Perhaps one of your buddies did. Maybe your kids or pets decided that a regular night's sleep wasn't on the cards this time around, and decided to create some serious mischief instead. Sometimes weird and wonderful things just happen while you are snoozing away, blissfully unaware of the scenario awaiting you first thing next morning.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of genuine WTF moments people have found themselves waking up to, leaving them wondering if they might not actually still be dreaming. What's the weirdest thing you've seen before your first morning coffee? Tell us your story below!

#1

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up

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    #2

    Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

    Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

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    #3

    Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

    Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

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    S Missions
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)

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    #4

    My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

    My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

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    #5

    So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

    So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

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    #6

    Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

    Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

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    Ben Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "oh, I'm sorry sir. I thought you were dead."

    Virgil Blue
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Soooo. Any chance of sparing a finger or two? No way you need 10 of em. Maybe just a toe?"

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    Monika Przymuszala
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'You're drunk human, let me take you back home'

    CelSlade
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Dude, the 29's coming, that yours?'

    Hellysal
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, I'm reading this riding the bus nr 29. And the guy is nowhere to be found. Maybe it wasn't his after all.

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    Joanna Huang
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, if he passed out, how come he had the sense to take out his phone and take a pic when he woke up? My first reaction would be to scream, try to shake it off, and get bitten.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was probably seen the Red fox before. :)

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    Martina Třešková
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing probably just thought she found a catch of the day when - oops - the catch woke up :D

    Ana T.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "come with me , you are my dinner"

    Star Simpson
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao!! Thought you were left for dead apparently! Lol!!

    Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz)
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fox be like: ummmm.... go back to sleep... I'm totally NOT dragging you back to my den as my food. (S**t s**t shittttt)

    June Pixeld
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The transit buddy system at work:hey buddy ure bus is coming!

    Robert La Rock
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah-ooh! Werewolves..er.. foxes of London! Bet this guy knows what the fox says... 😉

    Katelyn De Freitas
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey buddy, quick get up, animal control is coming

    Linda Gulley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You PASSED OUT in public? Dude, get help. That is dangerous and stupid.

    N G
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, foxes are common in urban areas, here in the UK

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    Wyndmere
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dragging him out of the path of the train; that's a good samaritan fox. A very rare breed.

    Markus McCloud
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foxes - Also known as "Forest Corgis". :)

    David Gowers
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come with me if you want to live!

    McKinley D'Aigle
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww...that fox is so,well,foxy cute. it is so rare to see them where I currently reside (around Lafayette Louisiana),that,after seeing one a couple of times, I almost thought it was some totem,like my spirit guide or something crazy. Then I spied it with its mate and thought it was so neat to see them stick together. Sadly, I haven't seen them since Hurricane Rita struck so many years ago. I'd like to think they're still out there beating the odds and dodging any yahoos with guns.

    Dr. Incognito
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cute doggo, nice doggo, wait its a nice foxy. WAIT WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

    Benski Trenkins
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No question dude: surrender those pants!

    Agnes Jekyll
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. He's literally pulling your leg.

    Sunny Liu
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Oh, no! He is not dead! My dinner is gone! "

    Alexandra Lee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh...you, aren't, dead? My apologies..."

    John Bradley
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are mine, now. Feed you to my hungry cubs.

    Anna Johansson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me sir, is the stop to the forest?

    Katrin Richter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sir, I would like to talk to you about our Lord and gnaviour...

    Sally Drury
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just trying to cover up your feet.

    Arlene engel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He or she must have wanted your blanket or clothes

    Allana Rose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing this guy wasn't too big or you might have been eaten! Maybe he thought you already dead so he was scavaging!

    Lynn Hussey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow..you REALLY should think about where you're going to pass out...lolol Personally, I think this little guy was trying to help get you back on your feet...lol.

    Pat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the USA would be a coyote instead of fox. I think I would rather it be a fox.

    Richard Petch
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local police dog dragging you off to the cells.

    Jeannie Carle
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I NEEEEED this blankie for my babies!!!!!!! <3 <3

    Katy Burgess
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH would have been my response. Foxes be crazy.

    Susan Levett
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad there are foxes in the city 😩

    MrGosslet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame he was just trying to protect you. Like a cub.

    Tailsdollmaker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yummy! your pants must taste good! XD

    TC
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well..You must be cold blooded.

    Claire
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best hope it's not crack fox

    Wendi Nichols
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking you off yo his burrow for his hibernation dinner

    Emmy Funke
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he was peckish, what you find you get to keep....!

    Shinomi Chan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh shi* I thought you were dead."

    Aunt Messy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to drag your corpse to a private place.

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite wild animal ,the fox, can come & get me anytime.

    Pamela Grove
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well what do you expect when you pass out in public places? You're lucky this is all it was, it could have been FAR FAR worse.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does the fox say? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"

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    #7

    Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

    Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

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    #8

    I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

    I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

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    #9

    So I Woke Up To This Out Front

    So I Woke Up To This Out Front

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever heard of Alfred Hitchcock's movie "The Birds"? he he

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    #10

    Woke Up To This

    Woke Up To This

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    Luca Gotta
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god I want this in my apartment. HAIL SAURON

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    #11

    My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

    My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

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    Vlad Horobet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hovering cat, preparing for landing. Clear the LZ.

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    #12

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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    jetmastergames
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"

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    #13

    Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This

    Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This

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    #14

    Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

    Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

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    #15

    Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

    Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D

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    #16

    I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

    I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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    Ellis
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least she looks comfortable

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    #17

    Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

    Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

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    Cat Meow
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want this invader, please sent him my way

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    #18

    My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

    My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

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    #19

    So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

    So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

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    #20

    My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

    My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

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    Christopher Burzell
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.

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    #21

    Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

    Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

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    #22

    I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

    I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

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    nanashi
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how you become a cat person. the cat chooses you.

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    #23

    Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

    Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

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    #24

    So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

    So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It wasn't we! We doesn't know anything about it!"

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    #25

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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    varwenea
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know where you were and how you got home

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    #26

    Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

    Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

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    #27

    My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

    My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

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    #28

    My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

    My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

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    ADHORTATOR
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knock Knock--- "Who's there?" - Winter!

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    #29

    Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

    Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

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    #30

    Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

    Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

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    #31

    Woke Up This Morning To This

    Woke Up This Morning To This

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    John L
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess. You fed one of them yesterday, correct? 😜

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    #32

    Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

    Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

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    #33

    Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This

    Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This

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    #34

    Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

    Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

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    Virgil Blue
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mission impossible team plays in the background"

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    #35

    I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

    I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

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    Sanchit Jain
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    atleast the guy was earing something... cud have been much worse

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