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As a millennial, I still remember calling my high school best friend and talking for hours until there was nothing in our lives the other didn't know about. But the world has changed a lot since then and so has our communication habits.

In 2018, there were 2.25 billion mobile phone messaging app users globally and this number is expected to grow to 3.5 billion by 2025. In many places, the phrase "Everyone's texting" is not even an exaggeration.

But reducing an interaction to just symbols can be tricky. When there's so little that holds a conversation together, things are bound to get (a little) chaotic. And the Instagram account 'Funny Texts' is a perfect example of that.

From contacting the wrong number to simple puns, continue scrolling to check out what it has to offer.

#1

Funny text message conversation about a mishap, featuring humorous elements and undelivered messages.

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Who Panda 420
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even care if this is a real or not it was funny as hell

Thomas Sweda
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3 years ago

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Maybe ‘cause I’m old, but I just don’t’t get this.

Panda Mona
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have to notice that the message in the middle appears as "not delivered". So if you read just the other ones, it says "I ended up banging your wife and daughter"

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Vortex Lazer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen this around 10 times in other meme accounts but this is just too funny.

Josurf
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would avoid his house for a while... or start wearing a bulletproof vest...

that weird weeb
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm cringing for this poor dude. He's gonna have some explain to do

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    #2

    Funny text conversation about attending church, shared on a popular Instagram account.

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *British accent* Focking hell, mate! 🤣🤣

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally read that in a British accent😂😂😂

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    Talia Mclaren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British people don't talk like that

    that weird weeb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof. Need some ice for that burn, mate?

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    WeChat is popular in China, Line is big in Japan, and WhatsApp... Well, it's WhatsApp. It has 2 million users. But in these apps, messages travel over the internet rather than over phone lines like SMS texts and, interestingly, the United States is one of the few big countries where SMS, the texting technology with origins in the 1980s, remains a standard way to chat.

    As Shira Ovide highlighted in The New York Times, America's SMS exceptionalism has its pros and cons. The biggest benefits of SMS are that it works on almost any phone, and people are not locked into one company's communications world. The drag, however, is that SMS has security flaws, and it lacks features of modern chat apps like notifications that your friend has read your message, or the ability to start a video call from a text.

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    #3

    Funny text messages about a party, including a joke about congratulating a potato for a part in Toy Story.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was a sweet potato, a real spud muffin. He taterly had eyes for green texter

    that weird weeb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's something I'd do stone sober

    RedMarbles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a very nice drunk

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that just sounds like something I would do sober

    Sara Farms
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that when im not drunk

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    #4

    Funny text exchange comparing a person to the sun, highlighting humorous misunderstandings.

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    Vortex Lazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is literally a huge burn.

    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need some burn cream for that one

    Liv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me. I am an amazing person. Everyone loves me. But if you get to close to me, I will beat your a*s. I have one hell of a right hook too.

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    #5

    Funny text message exchange about street names and addresses.

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! Sounds like something I'd do.

    Chevy
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    1 year ago

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    Many people also think that texting is bad because it makes us lazy in the way we speak, but language guru David Crystal thinks that it's causing neither bad spelling nor moral decay.

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    The UK's leading linguistic academic told The Guardian, "Almost every basic principle that people hold about texting turns out to be misconceived."

    #6

    Funny text message exchange about being ignored like a god.

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    Oak Ruiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lil' too relatable

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old, sad but true so many times ;)

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought of it that way before

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    #7

    Funny text exchange about work; one person humorously describes delivering pizza as a heroic job.

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    exactly michael pizza deliverymen are the backbone of modern society. who doesn't love pizza

    Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who are allergic to tomatoes, wheat and cheese.

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    Mr.Knaps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny if you make something sound intellectual then people are impressed but then when you put it into laymen terms for them they are unimpressed its like when someone likes their food until you tell them whats in it.

    chaotic awesome
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don’t need superpowers to be a hero! just help others out and do the right thing!!! (i mean superpowers are cool tho)

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Mike! Check your stereotypes, Mike!

    MyOpinionIsServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where do you work? I'm an executive concierge for an international hor'deurve delivery service. Oh cool, what's it called?? Dior Dashe. Are you just saying DoorDash? That is one way to pronounce it, yes. 🤣

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today, February 9th, is National Pizza Day!

    queen p
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why i ordered domino's lmao. Love you domino's never stop being delicious and affordable

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    #8

    Funny text exchange with mom: "Mom stop you are not funny," reply: "I made you."

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Ambulance sound* Here for the 4-degree burn emergency call

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *fire engine sound* Hello? We are here to put out the fire caused by HIS BADASS MOM

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    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this guy a marshmallow? cause he just got ROASTED!!!!!

    redties_and_blackparades
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay who took this conversation between me and my mom

    Giga Bit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Uh, hello? 911? Yeah, I'd like to report a F**KING MURDER!!"

    NatureBoy6284
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could have just burned your child to ashes, be careful!

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    #9

    Funny text exchange between dad and child about being adopted, highlighting humorous family banter.

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    holy s**t are flame throwers just lying around in the streets of something?

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhhh sweet childhood memories come rushing back

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a lot of people need to contemplate this exchange and how it may apply to them

    Frio oso
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the ambulance we've got a fourth degree burns

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    "Misspelling isn't universal: analysis shows that only 10% of words used in texts are misspelled. Nor are most texts sent by kids: 80% are sent by businesses and adults," Crystal explained.

    "Likewise, there is no evidence that texting teaches people to spell badly: rather, research shows that those kids who text frequently are more likely to be the most literate and the best spellers, because you have to know how to manipulate language."

    #10

    Funny text exchange about grammar, involving a conversation on attending a Giants game.

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    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have worked as an editor, I would correct this same wording in an academic paper or formal business communication, and still understand that people who correct it in spoken or text conversation are pretentious douchebags.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate grammar NAZIS. It's a damn text, not a formal letter

    Kendall Walls
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trevor is a nit-picking grammarian, like me. 40+ years teaching has that effect on us. It's why Japanese people's mangling of our language is so disturbing.

    Elizabeth Stickney
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what you get for being a prick . /.

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    #11

    Funny text exchange between mom and child about hitting a bunny, humorously canceling Easter.

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    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my lil bro hit a road runner my mom made similar jokes about the Coyote finally getting what he's always wanted, while my brother is bawling his eyes out

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad but I totally laughed at *SPLAT!!* 😂

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    #12

    Funny text message exchange on Instagram with a surprising dad-son conversation.

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the prudes always get shock by the fact that their parents f**k...and is probably dirty, and there they are being prude about it...on top of that, the dad is being a good role model about it.

    Suzi Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't there a 24 hour convenience store in their town? Seems like asking your son would be the very last resort! Lol!

    Rob DeVries
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh! They need the fire extinguisher for this one.😂

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ask a question you don't want to know the answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    Abby Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe you already answered the question 😂😂

    Rijkærd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ........Dad is typing......

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    #13

    Funny text message conversation with dad about a butterfly, honeybee, and a cockroach.

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    Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what happens when that kid kills a dragonfly?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No conquering Westeros for a week, I guess?

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, I wanted to see the dad's response, lol.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhh how I hope this is real.

    Callie Dryer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣😈little devil learns quickly

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weeelll that could go to ways. Roach is also a type of fish so no fish for a week, a c**k can refer to a male chicken, so no chicken for a week. If you are using the non dietary definitions then you're on your own.

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    According to Crystal, if you can't spell a word, then you don't really know whether it's cool to misspell it in the first place.

    "Kids have a very precise idea of context - none of those I have spoken to would dream of using text abbreviations in their exams - they know they would be marked down for it."

    Of course, changing public opinion is hard work, but Crystal is hopeful he can convert the linguistic reactionaries.

    #14

    Funny text message exchange with miscommunication about visiting when no one is home.

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like poetry in motion

    kat gauder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they didn't lie no one was home

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    #15

    Funny text message exchange about data usage limits with humorous auto-reply responses.

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    Terilee Bruyere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to remember this. My google assist tends to do whatever the h3ll it wants and often gives me suggestions on what to ask (ie tell me a joke). Then it has the nerve to say "sorry, I cannot do that". Then don't bloody well suggest it!

    this violent end (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um excuse me??? the network auto reply is my best friend, not yours!

    I like donuts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then TMobile replies to the "hehe" with another "Sorry, this service is not available" so their a double b***h

    Laura Parker
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get those same messages although I pay for ‘unlimited’ data?!? How is this legal?

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    #16

    Text messages with humorous responses about Moses's case and parting the Red Sea.

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    Angelar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was cool interaction, LOLOL

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turns out he confessed to murdering that Egyptian.

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    #17

    Funny text message joke about keeping someone in suspense.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an old one, but it still works.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An idiot wouldn't have gotten it at all.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just texted this to a couple of people. Waiting for the response. Heh, heh. First reply - a meme shrugging it's shoulders. Second reply: Suspension Cables.

    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to someone. It was even funnier to actually do 🤣

    Gogy Wogy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fell for that one once....

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    "The reality is that people have always had a tremendous fear about the impact of new technology on language," Crystal said.

    "When the printing press was first invented, people thought it was an instrument of the devil that would spawn unauthorized versions of the Bible. The telephone created fears of a breakdown in family life, with people no longer speaking directly to one another. And radio and television raised concerns about brainwashing.

    #18

    Funny text exchange about wearing pads incorrectly shared on Instagram.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad thing is...she did it doubly wrong if she put in on her vagina and not her vulva.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope it was just a case of not realizing the correct terminology, because otherwise, OW!

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    Joe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm SO glad I'm a man. Women have to deal with really annoying, traumatic physical stuff that I know I couldn't handle.

    Chancey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wouldn't work. Sticky side is waterproof.

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    Elizabeth Amador
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The adhesive side is waterproof. How did she deal with the blood going all over? Even if she switched primarily to tampons it sounds like she repeatedly relied on the pads some times. This just can't be real.

    DogMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why kids need sex education

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg, how has she not had an infection?

    Moo Moo Futch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing she saved a fair amount of money on waxing her whisker biscuit though

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    #19

    Funny text message exchange about forgetting someone in a parking lot, shared on Instagram.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad left me in a shopping cart. Some seriously old man had to chase him down to stop him from leaving without me. It was one of my parents' favorite story. I'm still not sure how I feel about that.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most parents forget their kid somewhere sooner or later

    Tiger Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my son was born my husband, me, and my daughter went to the store. We were talking and all of us simultaneously started walking off without the stroller…. In our defense he was still pretty new and we were so used to it being just us three. 😂 Thankfully he was only sitting in the bread aisle a minute before I came to my senses! 🤦‍♀️

    Dylan Clements
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that felt like a lifetime when it happened

    Bill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents "forgot" me at the orphanage once.

    Joybug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have at times forgotten me for hours on end.

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    #20

    Funny text exchange about an embarrassing restaurant moment with music and laughter.

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    Nonexistant Shoelace (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once my dad farted so loud that he cleared the table behind him xD

    The Sorrows of Mother LoveJoy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 5 year old daughter,without asking her,took the heat for my farty sounding shoes while I was in court.impeccable wingman.

    Mud spider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to make me do yoga with her when I was little and one time she farted so loud it echoed and she whispered “we can never go back” we never did

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once went to an art exhibition where everyone but me had paid for an audio guide and they were all at it. It was like they had whoopie cushions attached to their feet.

    Nicki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this, I had to mute my meeting!! 🤣🤣🤣

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    Joshua Selbitschka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll fully admit, I once managed to quiet half a high school lunchroom with a belch. Never pulled it off again and never want to either. If I'm not at work, I like to fade into the background.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tiny, barely 98-pound grandmother was notorious for clearing an entire room full of truckers with her gas.

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    #21

    Text messages joking about hiding in Ikea closets and saying, "I'm back from Narnia."

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    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done that many times. Life with triplet boys is never boring.

    cybermerlin2000
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or step out wearing tattered clothes gasping "What year is it?"

    BORKADYMUSIC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WOULD DO THIS WITH MY BESTIE! “Excuse me stranger, how long was I in Narnia?”

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expected response: "Took you long enough to come out of the closet!"

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be hilarious, if you do it to a nine year old!

    Amelia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could play hide-and-seek at ikea

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    "Text messaging is just the most recent focus of people's anxiety; what people are really worried about is a new generation gaining control of what they see as their language."

    At its most basic, language is an expression of identity. How we speak is central to who we think we are and where we think we belong. So feel free, experiment, and send the funniest results of your 'studies' to 'Funny Texts!'

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    #22

    Funny text exchange about Ashley's dad warning someone to run as she left with a baseball bat.

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    Vanta Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't salute him! What if he was in bed with Ashley's best friend?

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    Natalie Kudryashova
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really though, violent girlfriend is way outdated comedy material. Would anyone laugh if it was a girl and her boyfriend’s mum told her to run because he’s coming for her with a baseball bat

    Shannon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS on her leaving the house with out her phone AND dad picking that phone up and responding to her texts.

    BigFootToo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're playing softball later at the park. Can't play without a bat, duh

    Ali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gosh at least he warned you

    K. M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang bruh what'd you do?

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    #23

    Funny text message exchange about losing a phone and texting when it's found.

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    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh are there ppl who r really this dumb?

    Randolph Croft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use messenger on tablets, laptops and desktops. It happens.

    Summer Mason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me talking to my husband on the phone "can you call my phone I can't find it" him "babe? Really?" 🤦‍♀️

    Comfort Fabric
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why cant it be that he is connected to whatsapp web and chatting through his laptop ?

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had my mom tell me to call my phone with my phone to see where my phone was...so that was really confusing and dumb {to be fair she's going through cancer and kidney failure and is slowly dieing, so shes is not all there right now}

    Kathryn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I text on my iPad a lot, so idk about other people, but for me it’s entirely plausible.

    Henry Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you think they were both playing each other

    Mr.Knaps
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the classic looking for you hat for hours only to find it was on your head the entire time

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    #24

    Funny text exchange with a mom shows a prank where "hi" was changed to "nugget" in her phone.

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    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some phones have an auttocorrect setting and you can make it auttocorrect specific words to others, like in this case, have it auttocorrect "hi" to "nugget"

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    moose man
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEED TO DO THIS ON MY MOMS PHONE

    Urbangirlatl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once set my husband's phone so that every time he asked me for a particular sexual favor it would autocorrect to "I'm a twit". 🤣

    queen p
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    3 years ago

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    Mmhmm. The most untrue fact on here today.... this didnt happen. Defend yourself so i know I'm right.

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    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a related post in which someone changed every word they could think of on their mom's phone to "nugget" or "nyoom".

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    #25

    Funny text message exchange about lunch and a carbonated drink mix-up.

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    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censoring what we all know.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't shake your c**k... I mean, your coke.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    small lessons in life, don't shake it in public guys.....you could get soda on everybody

    neilbert W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very carbonated? Do extra carbonated drinks exist?

    Ms. Human Being
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it said don’t share your d**k.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom knows all. explain all, Regret all. Save all.

    Karunya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That convo was so dry. UnLiKe HiS hIs D**k.

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    #26

    Funny text message exchange about cheating, perfect for a humorous Instagram account.

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    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one. Sad but awesome

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks more like something pulled from r/im14andthisisdeep than something awesome 🙄

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    Rosie McLeod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having this conversation via text, what a coward

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse considering their name in the phone

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    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have enough self-control to come up with this kind of comeback is my new life goal

    Virginia Pavao-brady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it was supposed to be funny... but damn felt that

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think this was a poorly thought out joke and the response was gonna be "Don't worry, me too"

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did we get from "hanging out with friends" to "I cheated on you"?

    Alex The Fanperson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't even funny. This is sad especially if you look at the name

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now, I'm packing all your crap and putting it in the driveway.

    Brenda S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad shite this damaging is treated with such flippancy. Cheating hurts, if you care.

    belle Twinkle
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't slam the door on your way out.

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    #27

    Funny text exchange about a diet with a picture of Reese's eggs.

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    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame him. Reese's are the best

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's never had a Cadbury's Creme Egg.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has been a huge recall on Reese's products! They must be sent to me immediately for proper, safe disposal!

    Rae Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of 50 First Dates

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kcal/piece more less the same :P

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    #28

    Funny text exchange filled with grammar corrections on a humorous Instagram account.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Grammar Slammer strikes again!

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know. I will say this to everyone because there's not enough positivity in the world. Your very awsome!

    Catrovert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the person texting in blue with every fiber of my being. Also, HOW DOES GRAY MESS UP SO BADLY?!?

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grammar police. Join us. We have our own shirts.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people have such a problem figuring out when to use contractions? It's not rocket surgery.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they instantly won the argument

    Manny Heffley
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “um, ackshully””🤓🤓🤓🤓👆👆👆👆👆

    Key Lime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your adorable" He texts "No, you're adorable." I text back And now he likes me and all I was trying to do was correct his grammar.

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    #29

    Funny text exchange about trolling involving a roller coaster and a rusty nail on Instagram.

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually feels cruel, but funny af

    Loretta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just f*****g cruel.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Not nice. It is not funny to make fun of other peoples fears.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in the position of the "nervous guy" in this, with my uncle. Don't do this, I beg you. It's just mean.

    Zoe Vokes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate pranksters. They’re such arseholes.

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    #30

    Funny text message exchange about drunkenly blending an iPad, shared on a popular Instagram account.

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and nobody got apple juice :(

    Thomson StClair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be one big f*****g blender. I think this one is fake for the setup and punch line.

    Ali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where is my apple juice man? come on

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time just add some vodka.

    fizzysh7
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t believe in this pseudo-cool BS.

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    #31

    Funny text exchange about visiting a strip club, with a humorous twist involving a sibling.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And... he is getting away

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad it's a scripted joke, should write the last two lines to make it more natural.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question is, is his sister a dancer or a guest?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom there is more worse then this... MOM, "What?" . I liked her dance.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wellllllll if she's in the audience, fair enough... it's if she's on stage that I think the mom needs to ask questions, like, is she not giving her enough pocket money...

    Danielle Swafford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she is a dancer at a club she is at least 21, so I think most people would agree that it isn't the mom's responsibility to give her money for rent, bills or pocket money. And while I agree there's nothing wrong with the sister being a guest at the club (except that he may be outting her sexuality before she was ready to do so), equally so, i don't see why there isn't anything wrong with someone being a stripper. It's a legitimate job, you pay taxes just like other jobs, and mentally and physically, it is far from an easy line of work.

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    MyOpinionIsServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you realize you've just outed your sister 🤣

    Danielle Swafford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that too but based on the comments, I think they mean working at the club.

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    Bent. O. Jensen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, It's take your daughter-to-work day, my son. See you in a moment.

    BigFootToo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming to the stage now Miss Kitty, also Jeff's sister. Make her feel welcome..

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    #32

    Funny text messages about breaking a screen while playing Pokémon Go shared on Instagram.

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    Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It SORT OF flew off??

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a Pokemon go player i totally tried this before

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody knows you set the fan on a slow speed.

    Giga Bit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have done the same thing

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Mobiles hatching eggs? Thats something new.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Liar! Eggs automatically hatch when you walk!

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    #33

    Funny text message exchange with humorous responses about being single and free on Friday.

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    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah the mysteries of the english language and social contexts

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So very mysterious that we don't even understand 1/2 the time.

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can never run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

    Maisie Wilcomb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello, 911 here, you are being a rested for burning this inno man

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grabbing the "New Girl", without her knowledge.

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    #34

    Funny text message exchange about saving a contact with a sketchy name.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother is "50% of the family trust"

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin is "Mama Bear", my friend is "Her Majesty Queen [name]", and my other friend is "[name] the Great". My big brother is "The Fluff".

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    Edamame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my best friend is "your local arsonist" and my step brother is "international super spy" per his request

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always save as Pizza Man. Back in my paranoid days you would call and say man I could eat a whole pizza that was an ounce of Bud. Or man I think I can handle half a pizza and that was a half oz

    DogMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is Fun Guy because he sells shrooms

    Ali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Your Drug Dealer is typing: BRO I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT MY NAME AS ANYTHING SUSPISCOUS!!!!!

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    #35

    Funny text exchange about roses and violets, featuring humorous zoo comment, shared on Instagram.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looking at your exhibit of course

    malenchki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not in the cage I’ll be laughing at you

    I like donuts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between friends and bestfriends (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the most dangerous animal in the world...

    MyOpinionIsServed
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in a cage, but laughing at you 🤪

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, in the Most Dangerous Animal exhibit, which is a mirror.

    ~Alex~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have even said rude, I literally would have replied: "Aaaaw, tysm! Make sure to feed me when you come by!" :D

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    #36

    Funny text exchange between dad and son about protection at the lake, featured on a humorous Instagram account.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I guess your right, I did get it from you"

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good idea just eat everything up

    Rosie McLeod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who discusses this with their dad?! Boundaries people! The line is a dot to him!

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not like this is a screenshot of an actual conversation.

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    Ali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dad be a savage

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey where did you get that body From?" I get it from my Daddy.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Owww, that cut to the bone!”

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    #37

    Funny text message exchange about confessing feelings, shared on a humor-focused Instagram account.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, recover and say okay, thank you

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It's a free out. "really, you don't think the emojis are too much?" would work too.

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    Hannah McCoy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no 😥 i feel so bad for them

    Ali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did not understand the assignment

    KatHat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    No such thing as the friend zone. People are your friends, or not. There's not a special zone for "pretending to be your friend just in case you will f*ck me". Of course, people like this exist, but they are NOT friends.

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    #38

    Funny text exchange with McDonald's and highway jokes.

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    Madison García
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow literally thought blue was going to say "were you born on a highway? Because I wanna ride it all night loooong" like the song from Cars

    Ali
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *clapps* *gives funniest award*

    I like donuts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna take about 5 years of therapy to recover from that one

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys comedians 'cause I laughed :D

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    #39

    Funny text message exchange between mom and child, listing a playful, exaggerated address.

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    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than being a dumbass

    adiiantryx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a believer in the multiverse i see

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your address in the universe actually is: Earth, Third planet from sun, Solar system, local interstellar cloud, local bubble, orion arm, milky way galaxy, local group, virgo supercluster, observable universe, universe.

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he forgot sector ZZ9 plural Z Alpha. rip Douglas Adams

    belle Twinkle
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who Panda 420 - your a*s wasn't deleted.

    iknowstuff
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #40

    Funny text message exchange about a misunderstanding, shared on a dedicated Instagram account.

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gutentag, où est the library? I quiero una nueva könyv. Dw i'n hoffi cathod.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That language is European. I speak that and English, so two languages total 😁

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    Potato Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah I speak Asian, European, and a tad bit of American

    oktopus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hey low" is "knee how" in European.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the Yee-Haw cowboys make.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does nobody speak internet anymore?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's not. It's Nǐ hǎo, you idiot.

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    #41

    Funny text messages exchange with a humorous spelling suggestion and reaction.

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you gotta admit that it was clever tho

    BigFootToo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably typed 8008 on their calculator in grade school as well

    julie son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another day, another douchebag.

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a good one, not actually worth a date, but still a good one

    ~Alex~
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Weird Kid from school" Just got changed to "Weird perv to not associate with"

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    #42

    Funny text exchange about confusing India with Indiana featuring a selfie at an Indian landmark.

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    Theblackdeath757
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah this account is basically just him pretending to be a bonehead

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a comedian called Sqweezy Jibbs and a jolly funny one at that. He pretends to be this dumb-ass character so yeah, it's not real but it is still funny.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Boujour Paris! -This is Texas, you moron."

    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is a pretty popular gag/joke guy online, I've seen a lot of his stuff, pretty funny but completely staged

    Qibli of the SandWings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought the wrong tickets and spent the rest of the day at the airport being an ignoramus

    Marco Conti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, many years ago, some guy took a plane to Oakland, California, but instead arrived in Auckland, New Zealand. He did get a bit worried after five or six hours overflying the Pacific Ocean but he wasn't that good at geography.

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a joke I'm sure of it, I recognise the dude he does funny posts like this

    Wisteria
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like something I would do…

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    #43

    Funny text messages featuring a humorous misunderstanding and a classical painting meme.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma?? Oh no, grandma!

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Granny also had a good laugh on this and found it relatable.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully Granny's got a sense of humor

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma is laughing and can't wait to show this to all her friends. (If she's a grandma now there's a VERY good chance she was a teen or 20-nothing in the 1960s)

    Dariusz M. D.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda! Stop covering body parts in paintings. What's the matter with you? You are worse than the Evangelicals in the US.

    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am sure grandma understands and approves of the methodology used to avert a crisis...

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Richard Burton said arguing with Elizabeth Taylor was impossible because she would strip naked, and he couldn't concentrate.

    Panda Mona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandma won't be distracted by this strategy

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    Funny text messages discussing the spelling of "scissors" in a humorous exchange.

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    2x4b523p
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew how to spell scissors but dude confused me so bad I had to look it up again.

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s pool our money and buy him a dictionary

    DebSue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spelling so bad that spellcheck or autocorrect doesn't have a clue

    LuCa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So frustrating when neither of us know the correct spelling!

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes auto text is good for something

    Zoe Vokes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ??? I can understand sizzors if you’re in a rush but can’t believe they’d type cizorz or cisorz and think that might be it.

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    Funny text exchange about playing Fortnite and ignoring a romantic request.

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    Loretta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a lovely healthy relationship. /s

    Parmeisan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I especially appreciate how after making this reply, they posted it to the internet for likes.

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. So glad my priorities are different. I’d rather cheat in the game tbh.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they know their priorities

    Leoninus Fate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have literally done with past boyfriends, told them "Nah" cause I was gaming

    ZAPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow clearly mr fortnight gets "enough" to not be interested.

    speedy_gonzales
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf he just got a legenderary scar and launch pad AND the circle hasnt closed

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don'y know who the teacher was reffering to but backfire was well deserved ^^

    James Suttle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...and the whole class cheered and high-fived me!!"

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems like how my dad and I would converse when I got in trouble except it woulda been "what did you do THIS TIME". Or on a phone call with the principle while I'm getting suspended asking "This is what you f****n called me at work for?"

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    Spikey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, say you were trying to help your brother with his PC

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    2 years ago

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    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    f****n dummy. Also shouldn't of done it in the first place

    I like donuts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can picture her taking out her emoji pistol and shooting him over text

    Alex Livingston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She and Sophie are both going to kill you

    S U
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even I’m not that dumb! YOLO

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appropriate reaction, though.

    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss or not "I'm making you come" is bad.

    Tracy Aubrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should have started the text by telling her it was him and he has a new number. I think he did it on purpose, sounds like a creep.

    Fus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably should have opened with that

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't lead with "Hey this is so-and-so, got a new number..."

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gas prices, Omfg I love this

    Farah Kamal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im sorry but who texts their son/daughter in the middle of f*****g their mom like???

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    Sanchi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But (s)he is your crush…

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Nice” and “mom”? Ewwww? Better “shouldn’t you have pictures like that from mom?” “Who this woman?”

    TahJia Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um no ew. you delete those & pretend you never saw them

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    adiiantryx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well they weren't shellfish about those excellent puns, they didn't clam up and shared it online

    Martin Kaine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puns about the sea are not easy; it's just something you can't coast through.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she likes bad boys, she is a living man-sized red flag.

    Nina MacDonald
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh DANGEROUS ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 lol

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    Ray Heap
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Ethel´s 85th birthday. The denizens of the senior citizens home put on a birthday bash with cake, bubbly and a male stripper...... Guy come in, does his dance and strip and as a finishing flourish asks Ethel...: "Do you want super sex?" Ethel looks at the guy over the top of her glasses..: "Young man, I´m 85, I think I´ll have the soup!"

    elysse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with that answer? ;)

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is actually a restaurant in Phoenix called Souper! Salad!…..and all they serve is a giant salad bar of different kinds of soups and salads. It’s like that restaurant Sweet Tomatoes. Love that place!

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    El muerto
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this's the emotional version of getting kicked in the nuts.

    Bored Toadette
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S(he) should choosed better words to discribe.. Of course he think you mean him when saying "someone who looks like you".. That was just mean!

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    1 year ago

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    Alex Livingston
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch... and that's how their number got blocked

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it’s true now

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    been there, done that... Just to the pops. Gotta respect the moms

    Jill Hojnacki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try again. Male dogs are not referred to as bitches. When you say it to your pops, you’re still insulting her, directly. You’re just compounding it by also insulting his choice of a wife.

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    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..... They've been really busy wtf you want

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago

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    Can't you just accept the excuse ? Here, this person just don't want to talk to you! Are you happ now?

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    Camilo Is best
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sending this to my social studies teacher

    LakeMonster
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about your geography teacher instead?

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    kaycee14
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Mississippi lends Missouri her New Jersey, what will Delaware?

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jamaican me really hungry with this food talk

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we're a bit Singapore, so Malawi you could just have some Syrial, or put the Turkey in the microwave Oman. It'll be better than eating nothing Nepal. Make sure to drink some Rwanda, too.

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    Groundcontroltomajortom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask for a bloody Mary...? Sorry, I love period humour!

    Sky Render
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? I find period jokes cramp my style.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "go find some in the bathroom,"

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Japanese are such friendly folks, and helpful, generous. Food is awesome too. Why is that an insult? Get lost in America, or North Korea?

    HumanBeingFromEarth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Intake of breath* *puts hand oh heart* *gasp*

    Sarah Herron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LEGOS feel good to step on tho…. Am I the only one?

    kaycee14
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd guess that... yes, you are literally the only one. But that means you're unique!

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    Chin-sun Ming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never tell some to step on a Lego NEVER!

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    SCP 504
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of finger is that? It looks like a meat stick

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good eye good eye. You can even see the wrapper

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    Wang Zhuang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's texting with a Slim Jim. Haha I just got the image of Macho Man in my head doing the commercial

    Nicky McAnespy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is one of their contacts an FBI agent

    HumanBeingFromEarth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m furiously trying to tap the blue button trying to get him to send it:

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adele would like to come in apparently, she's freezing her cheeks and nips off luv

    SCP 504
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    3 years ago

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    Look at her name: Sista

    elysse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siblings can love each other, can't they?

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    Amy Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am too dumb to understand this one.

    Chin-sun Ming
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the….uhh… when the… what where we talking about?

    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when the four candles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNTM9iM1eVw

    Buren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The suspense is killing me

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    3 years ago

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    Help, I did this and now my brother isn’t moving

    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's nothing. My brother can hold his breath underwater for 17 weeks.

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    CaptainDinosaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gimmicky broom/duster for cleaning the floor. They work great though.

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    Camilo Is best
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna work at a restaurant just so I could do that and freak everyone out

    RandomX123
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Spongebob? Please, I know you're in there People are asking where you've been...🎵

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference of suffering others go through should never have an impact of your own subjective feelings.

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    Evil Hornet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if fake, I laughed soooo hard :D

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    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooo, put some ice on that one.

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone explain what the purpose would be to say this, other than expressing jealousy, or maybe aiming for a couple swap/threesome/clearing the field or similar? The way he wrote was already showing that he knew it was wrong to say this...kinda

    sane potato (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She's only for me and not for you" mf you don't own her ffs

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    Theoretical Empiricist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So I said 'You obviously don't know what the hell you're talking about, you f*****g moron! A competent person teaching anti-bulling would be all over how words can be extremely damaging, even crippling! Where'd they find you - this scratch 'n' dent aisle at Psychs-R-Us? Oh, but I'm sure none of that hurt at all, 'cause they're just words.'"

    SuePrew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then the whole room clapped

    Elias Meyers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definitely fake but still just as funny

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    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked it better when my parents did this instead of... ya know... just doin it. or meeting me at the door with a 20 dollar bill saying.... go get ice cream, or anything go, go do anything

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for that, Greg. Can't stand your movie, though.

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    Floof
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones where people get drunk are hilarious! I can't stop laughing!

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And and and? Usually you pick one.

    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If his father has the kind of money that he could afford that bribe, then it's probably a bargain price compared to a divorce.

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    BasedWang
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn son, had his ransom all written out already

    Insert Generic Username
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Lotus Elise? Those are expensive, hard to find cars, at least in the US.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m wheezing just looking at this

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to assume this is some pop-culture reference I'm not familiar with.

    King Joffrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Damn, Daniel' is from a viral video and 'Bye Felisha' is from the movie Friday (and it then got picked up as a meme).

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be fake? At least according to stereotypes a guy would never miss out the opportunity to land at anything that’s not fast enough to escape /s

    Peter Korsten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's highly unlikely that Chris has Trish listed as "Chris". So that at least is fake.

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    adiiantryx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds oddly fake, nobody texts this and imagines this guy is supposedly doing strange stuff (like he could be giving anything i mean)

    BasedWang
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong. I had this happen..... but with a friends mom who was using his old phone.... Me and another friend were trying to acquire seeds, were already blasted and didn't believe it was actually his mom.... She stopped when I eventually said "Well s**t..... How have you been Mrs.****"

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    Nayla Kanaan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist the stuff was a basket ball

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because sports is forbidden? she is crazy.

    River Webb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was basketball gear, right?

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I said I got the stuff I meant our study hall papers yeah that's it

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    Abraham Marshall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma thought it was honeycomb with the flies as bees flying around it and she sent it to everyone saying, "We are so busy around here!"

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    Sleazy Weaver
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like all the texts in this list, which are painfully fake & unfunny.

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    Bisexual Tiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sounds like something a 12 yr old kid would write

    Gold Medal? 🥇 🤞🤞
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me? I’m 12. I’m not at ALL like this and neither is anyone I know that is my age. If anything it’s sad 17 year old that no one likes.

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