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I am sure you have thought at least once of giving away or selling some items that are just lying around and collecting dust. And that is great; it is so much better for the environment and for people with fewer funds who can’t afford new stuff. Luckily, in the internet age, selling or buying from people you don’t necessarily know has become way more accessible than ever before. However, there will always be the ones who are a bit out of touch with reality when it comes to pricing their items, especially when they are literal garbage.

This brings us to the good (bad) old Facebook Marketplace finds where a tree branch is unapologetically listed as a ‘wine bottle tree’, and most generic plush toys, for whatever reason, are priced at 2000 bucks. These and other more outrageous listings that you will find down below were found on a Facebook page called “That's it, I'm Marketplace Shaming”, whose founder and one of the admins, KristL, created it for the sake of humor.

So, Pandas, let’s dive into the internet ‘treasures’ that rightfully deserve a bit of shaming.

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David Henry
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did I accidentally click on one of those "Photos taken moments before tragedy struck" listicles...?

TonyTee
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you wanna find his owners you’ll have to look inside his stomach

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Laure
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coyote's face says it all. My plan is working, stupid human got me in the car...

Bamamom2boys
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love to see the fb comments on this post!

Lisa in Colorado
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a wolf. It's a coyote. I'm sure it WAS snippy with OP. Amazed she got it into her car.

FloralDangerNoodle
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm embarrassed to say that something similar happened to me shortly after I moved to Nova Scotia. It was broad daylight, I was driving through our small town, when I saw what I thought was a mangy-looking stray dog, trotting on the side of the road. I did a u-turn to see if I could try to catch it, but it ran away. NO, I'm not stupid, it just never occurred to me that it could've been a coyote, being the middle of the day, and in town. >.<

JL
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he wasn't eating a roadrunner on the side of the road.

any rei
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nature is the owner, give it back 😂

Janet Sparrow
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eating a dead deer? That's a wolf for god's sake! You're lucky he didn't literally rip your throat out.

Douglas K Kurtz
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you should just leave the coyote alone,.

Blondie23
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this person is probably a white woman! (I say this as a fellow white woman, I would never catch a wolf but plenty of white women would!)

Tiger Pearl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Tala Story: I’ve posted this before but I’ll give a shorter version here. We were driving home at night and saw our beautiful white dog Tala running across the drive. We got out to chase her and she ran into the woods. We followed for a bit but she was too fast so we gave up and went home… only to find Tala inside when we unlocked the door… we had just chased a wolf into the woods. 😂

Sara Wilson
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I SO need an update on this one!

Michelle C
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the only one I ended up liking because I can see she has a kind heart in spite of her ignorance as regards identifying domesticated dogs versus wolves!

Natalie H
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somewhere there’s a spoiled coyote curled up in someone’s bed….

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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wile E. Coyote super genuis

Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He’s had a look in his face that hooman’s are on the menu today💀

aarya
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

at least she cares!

BigCityLady
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he should take this “dog” to the vet to have him checked out first before he finds his Hoomans?? Just a thought……

Cari Purvis
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Come on People Really

Kerry Borthwick
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going old ancestors route get dangerous wild animals tame it till eventually it's descendents become softy dogs

Deta Rossiter
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'snippy' is not the word i would have used

Steph
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a joke- I‘d bet this is a wild canine kept as a pet. I‘ve got a wolve-mix myself, looks a lot alike…

OnlyMe
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So cute. But maybe best let him find his own way home.

Steal
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the Darwin Award goes toooo ...

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    This list sure does look scary, but we assure you, both Facebook Marketplace and any vintage stores that sell secondhand furniture and other stuff have a great selection of items that are worth checking out. So to get more of an idea of how one can start their journey in thrifting and upcycling projects, Bored Panda reached out to Sarah Ramberg, the owner of the website Sadie Seasongoods, which celebrates all things secondhand. There she shares various upcycling ideas, thrifted decor, or vintage-centric travel itineraries and after thrifting for her whole new house, she has more than enough experience, so make sure to visit her blog if you are feeling thrift-curious. Besides that, Sarah is also the author of the book “Crafting with Flannel” which you can find here.

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    Sarah’s blog is known for its emphasis on repurposing and upcycling. We asked her to share a specific project where she has transformed a thrifted find into a stunning repurposed piece.

    “One of my favorite upcycling projects was this industrial side table I created from VHS tapes storage drawers. Similar tables were being created from metal files (which I didn't have and couldn't find affordably), so I decided to recreate the look with a much cheaper alternative. Once I accumulated what I needed - the drawers from a thrift store, a piece of plywood, spray paint, adhesive and hairpin legs - it was a fairly straightforward project. Making those plastic storage drawers look like metal was key - and spray paint was the right choice to make that happen! Once they were painted, it was just a matter of gluing them together on top of the plywood and then adding the legs underneath. I love showing off the 'before' and 'after' because avid thrifters know how common those old tape storage boxes are - and how rarely they get repurposed,” wrote Sarah.

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    David Henry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just open Grindr when I want some bear; I prefer mine squeezed fresh.

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it came with wine inside the bottles I’d take 5 of these trees

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    As now you all know, online thrifting often comes with challenges, such as assessing quality and authenticity. Since Sarah has had her fair share of purchases, we asked her how she ensures that the items online meet her standards for both crafting potential and sustainability. Sarah explained: “If I'm looking at furniture or higher quality furnishings (vases, paintings, etc.), I expect the listing to include photos of a maker's mark, if there is one. On furniture, this is usually found underneath (such as on tables or chairs) or on the inside of drawers. But, alas, not all pieces are marked - and they can still be good quality without a recognizable maker. While weight isn't a guarantee of quality, it's also another good indicator of a piece that is well-made; however, heavier items come with pricier shipping. And when in doubt, try Google Lens - it's such a great tool for helping me identify pieces without a maker's mark.”

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    TonyTee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I find this one to be more reasonable than the others, price wise and product wise

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    SUPASAAB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Google pixel user I recognize the outline of a person on the right side of the bed that was removed using the "magic eraser" tool

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    ƒιѕн
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I just click the arrow to see the next pic...

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    Nowadays, more and more people are intrigued by the idea of starting their own repurposing projects. However, more often than not, they can get overwhelmed. We asked Sarah to give a piece of advice to beginners who want to venture into upcycling using thrifted items.

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    “I often get asked questions like this and always have the same answer: just about anything can become a planter, especially with artificial plants. So, upcycled planters are a great place to start - head to a thrift store and look for a 'holder', whether it's a bowl, a teacup, a basket, or even a cute pair of boots! Real plants thrive in planters with proper drainage, of course - but artificial plants can 'grow' in anything. And just like that, you've upcycled a thrift store treasure!” shared Sarah.

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    Jesse Setliffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not stolen from an office waiting room. Honest.

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    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol I bet it's a typo and was supposed to be 10K+ 10500 or whatever.

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    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who would accept this level of pay is not someone you would want anywhere near children.

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    We also were wondering about insights that Sarah could share into her approach to online thrifting. Like, how to identify valuable vintage items and unique treasures amidst the vast array of options available online. Sarah wrote: “Admittedly, it's easier to spot valuable vintage items after you've been doing it for a while. But if you're just starting out, I wouldn't worry much about value, unless you plan on reselling it. If you're curating items for your own home, what matters most is how strongly you're drawn to an item and whether or not it's within your budget. If I stumble upon an online listing that I really like, but I have some reservations about it, I'll Google the item (or brand, or other keywords in the listing) just to get a better idea of the piece's background. I'm a sucker for interesting history or intriguing backstories, and it's always fun to learn that about a piece you are eyeing.”

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    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a little time and work, this could be turned into a nice, customized piece of furniture. I‘d give it a try!

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    David
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EDIT: I stand corrected. It's a Lodge and thicker than I realized so worth a bit more. =-== That grill could be cleaned more easily than it looks like. I've done it. Wire brush, hot fire, some food oil on the metal and it sort of bakes it in a bit like seasoning a pan. BUT - that looks like a cheap hibatchi with sheet metal sides. You can get NEW cheap hibatchis on amazon for $30.

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    And lastly, Sarah added: “Thrifting, in a physical store or online, is always a gamble. It's always important to remember that someone donated it to a thrift store for a reason. Maybe it's just not their style anymore, or perhaps they inherited something they don't want. But maybe they donated it because it's broken or unstable - a little due diligence (physically checking an item or sending questions to an online seller) can go a long way in the end. When it comes to upcycling ideas, there is an abundance of inspiration available online - searching on Pinterest or Instagram hashtags is a great way to get the creative juices flowing.”

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    Jesse Setliffe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough left for the car vultures; time for the car maggots.

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    David Henry
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of a flip did this Tony Hawk of a microwave do?

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    Brainmas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll sell you these boxes, nevermind that you can get them at the post office for free!

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    Emma Goransdottir
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im quite curious actually! IS there anyone out there who always longed for a lamp made of popsicles 😳??

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    Nikole
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much love… Or not enough? Ah, story of my life…

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    DEW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't need a cap, or tip of the pen to write with then this pen is for you!! But the bent tip is gold plated!! Gold plated for only $12.!!

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    ƒιѕн
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, def not topsoil. Maybe they found it on top and that's why they call it topsoil, but that's not topsoil.

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    David Henry
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Must remove from haunted house on your own."

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    ƒιѕн
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is a small contractor that has no funds to purchase materials for a project. And client might have more work if satisfied with original work.

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    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is fine. The seller is honest, he even lists everything that is wrong with it so that the buyer knows what they are getting

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    BigCityLady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the woman looking for a babysitter for $3/hr will take you up on it??

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    ƒιѕн
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have to be pretty feet? Or can they have callouses, corns, ingrown toenails and hammer toes, maybe a planter wart here and there?

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    Dre Mosley
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten grand? Even brand new it wouldn’t cost anywhere near that.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with this? The cord is sold separately and this is a little less than what they sell for retail.

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    Annie 1973
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. I'm disabled in a wheelchair full time and don't have a drivers licence so if I want to buy something online I have to pay a little extra for delivery. Luckily in my small town I found someone that delivers for just a few bucks plus his items are cheap. Table with chairs $10 plus $2 delivery and I've furnished most of my apartment through him. It's not easy to live on a tiny disability pension and with no help available

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    Mark Gibbings-Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do hope the certificate of authenticity is signed by the dinosaur it came from.

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    Steve Robert
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get $20 an hour modelling my furniture feet?

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    Owen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with this? It's a massive TV.

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    EP
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this cursed? (Update- hahaha I see now, creepy dude at the end of the car. I did not see that.)

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    Jessica Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is like the "baby shoes, never worn" story.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how they intend to deal with the distraught child

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    Vanessa Richardson
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m starting to realize that half of these shouldn’t even be on this list as they’re completely normal sale listings…

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that is a typo on the miles there is no way it would look that good.

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love me some clear bean thread noodles...so I just Googled them and apparently that's another name for glass noodles? I thought they were referring to bean sprouts lol

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    Zelda Sterling
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what is wrong with this one. This is happening everywhere. Yard sale leftovers, stuff that doesn't fit/isn't wanted on the moving truck...

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Windows so clean that you can't even see them

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    DEW
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For eyeglass screws, for a little 10" fan with a screw, toys with batteries etc...

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    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this bad. The seller is honest that it doesn't work and it is FREE

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    Andy Frobig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's weird about this? You can't get a piece of cardboard on a subway grate for $950 in Manhattan

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