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You never know what you’re going to find on sites like Facebook Marketplace and eBay. There could be a great deal on used electronics or a creepy doll that looks like it would make you the star of your very own, real-life horror film. There are plenty of people out there posting questionable ads on these sites, and no one knows that better than the members of “Uninspiring Adverts”.

Below, we’ve gathered some of the funniest and most bizarre offers that have been shared in this Facebook group for you pandas to enjoy. Be sure to upvote the ones you can’t imagine anyone actually purchasing, and keep reading to find an interview with Owen Dawson, the group’s creator.

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Jessica Rose Report

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    Owen Dawson Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ready for your album cover apparently

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    Flora Cate Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want a life size stuffed tiger though?

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    To learn more about how the fascinating world of Uninspiring Adverts came to be, we reached out to the group’s creator, Owen Dawson, and he was kind enough to have a chat with us. “In September 2017, I was a new father with all the irregular sleeping patterns and lack of time that entails. Facebook was my escape; I used Marketplace quite a lot for second hand baby stuff but quickly found myself distracted by the weird and bad quality ads that kept popping up on my feed,” he told Bored Panda

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    “I started Uninspiring Adverts mostly for my own amusement, thinking a few friends would be tickled by the ads I shared, but it grew rapidly from the start, so I guess it struck a chord!” Owen continued. “I think creating something that makes people smile is one of the most positive things anyone can do, so I'm delighted that so many people are enjoying it. I do have a lovely team of admins as well who help keep the group a friendly and funny corner of the web.” The group has certainly been a success, amassing an impressive 45k members over the past few years.

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    Mike Heffernan Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. Also I'd advise the boyfriend to leave. Her attitude sucks.

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    Owen Dawson Report

    SmartBaby
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions: 1. Why is the guy shirtless 2. Why is there a woman crying in the corner 3. Is she crying because he’s selling the tommy girl? 4. Is her name tommy? 5. Wtf is wrong with his facial expression

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    We were also curious what the community of Uninspiring Adverts is like. “About 25% of the membership actively posts ads and comments/reacts,” Owen told Bored Panda. “We have a core of about 50 or so ‘regular UAers’ who have been with us since the early days. Generally, the members share the same rather ‘British’ sense of humor. They appreciate irony, wordplay, wit and surrealism, so seem to enjoy the group on those terms. Ads range from mildly amusing typos or misspellings, to the outright jaw dropping bizarre. You never know what's going to be waiting on the approval list next!”

    Owen also broke down the several components that make for the perfect “uninspiring ad”. “Ideally, it should be for a low value or poor quality item and include a blurry or irrelevant photo,” he explained. “The description should have several spelling and grammatical errors, and an unrealistically high price tag. Bonus points if the seller confidently announces ‘I know what I've got.’ Ads for used clothing should state 'Never worn’ whilst accompanied by a photo of the garment clearly being worn. Elite level ads will offer buyers the chance to remove some awkward or large item from the seller's property (such as a derelict shed) that would otherwise be disposed of at a municipal tip, and pay them for the privilege.”

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    Owen Dawson Report

    Nenya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz…

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    Sarah Loudon Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to become single on valentine's day

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    “The Holy Grail of UA, though, is a single ad featuring a ‘Chester Draws,’ ‘Nester Tables,’ ‘Otter Man’ and 'Walldrope’,” Owen shared. “We have a standing prize offer for anyone who posts that ad. A few have come close but so far, no joy. My own favorite ad was for a dog walking service, but a rather unfortunate typo gave it a whole different meaning. I can't really elaborate, but if you are British or Australian, you'll know why I still chuckle about it to this day.”

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    Flora Cate Report

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    Jessica LP Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making a shrine to him with the candles is taking it a bit too far

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    Rachel Kabambe Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the puncher come out fighting?

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    “Like so many things, the Internet and social media have democratized the art of sales and marketing, which are otherwise skilled and complex sectors to operate in,” Owen told Bored Panda. “I guess everyone thinks they're an entrepreneur now, and why not? If you can persuade someone to part with £30 for your ‘TABEL WITH 1 LEG MiSSING’ then good on you. Business is business.”

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    Al Bigg Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they said "one of a kind", I hate to think there was another one like this around the place

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    Kate Greene Report

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    In a previous Bored Panda article discussing Facebook Marketplace, we reached out to Olivia White, an Australian entrepreneur, mother, and speaker, who has detailed on her blog how she was able to make $15,000 selling items on Marketplace. As far as Olivia’s experiences on the platform go, she says they’ve been mostly positive. “We’ve sold so much over the last few years, especially through growing children and moving/renovating houses!” she told Bored Panda. “It’s been a great tool for both selling and buying. We’ve sold cars, baby furniture, even our shed we were knocking down, we sold and had taken away! Really, you just need to give it a go, as you never know what people see value in!”

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    Owen Dawson Report

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Jordon has sold all of his clothes!

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    Jackie Holmes Report

    brodie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’m assuming that “beds” does not mean “bedrooms” in the listing..

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    We also previously asked Olivia if she has ever encountered anything particularly shocking on Marketplace. “Of course, there are always going to be some dodgy dealings, like counterfeit products and scams, but I think the rule always needs to be, ‘If it seems too good to be true? It likely is!’” she shared.

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    Owen Dawson Report

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    Chris Sulman Report

    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad they have the certificate of ownership....I don't want to be buying no s**t.

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    Rob Tatton Report

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one of those people who hoarded toilet paper at the start of the pandemic?

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    As far as why people attempt to sell ridiculous things on Facebook Marketplace, Olivia says, “I think sometimes people are obviously taking the piss and bit, but sometimes I truly believe that some people are looking to make a few bucks anyway they can. And you kind of can’t blame them for having a crack? I do find the ludicrous items pretty funny though!”

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    Mickety McSpangle Report

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there really a market for a pope cutter? There is only one around at a time.

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    Rachel Burton Report

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are a Roman emperor who hooked up with an alien but your deformed love child died so you commemorate it with a coin.

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    We also asked Olivia if she had any tips for people interested in using the platform. “I think if you're serious, you need to communicate that to your audience and give as much information up front, and be quick to respond and help potential buyers and encourage confidence!” she previously told Bored Panda. “Take good photos, declare any defections or issues, and state your terms and conditions upfront. Facebook Marketplace is a wonderful tool, easy to use and free, making it accessible to everyone!” she added.

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    Owen Dawson Report

    Jennik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor car has a nasty hernia.

    Twanny 73
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worst case of hemorrhoids.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoshop the price. Weird.

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that can be said here is, HaHaHaHa. Looks like the car is finally getting relief from being constipated for a month.

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giant, indeed (also why does the price look photoshopped?)

    Nobody
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s Aunt F***y from Robots!

    Ember
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like that car needs to see a doctor

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that they won't deliver?

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You've never seen a car defecate before?

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your car really needs to take a dump!

    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this car s**t itself

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel that this person was moving, saved this for the last load, and upon seeing it wouldn’t fit, lost the ability to care anymore.

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First you broke my heart then you eat it!

    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am. Your Yaris has a prolapse.....

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like watching the Costco parking lot on a Saturday except it is usually a TV or a chair.

    David Gripon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that works. I remember why I never got one.

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do with one of those!

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, come on. It's Memory Foam! Keep squashing and it'll fit into one of those back seats.

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    Julia Meehan Report

    Jennik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know how when you eat sweetcorn...

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    Are these photos making you interested in using online platforms like Facebook Marketplace yourself? You might not find what you’re looking for, but you’ll definitely come across something you weren’t expecting! Keep upvoting the adverts you find most uninspiring, and let us know in the comments what the worst ads you’ve ever seen online were. Then, if you’re interested in viewing another Bored Panda list featuring ads online that have threatening auras, you can find that article right here

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    Helen Price Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t an argument, it’s just a series of contradictory statements.

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    Jen Dabinett Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions. Why is the picture sideways? Where are the dresses? Who the heck is Chester?

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    Su Jones Report

    OutspokenHBW
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tellin' ya, the chickens is organized.

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    Andy Hiley Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    £48 for a night in the murde....um...cozy cabin in the woods.

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    Jon Bennett Report

    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this go with the hot tub puncher?

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    Owen Dawson Report

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    Sam Chappell Report

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    Lisa Jane Report

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not better than coming home from work and cuddling up to a nice wooden rug.

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    Flora Cate Report

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband - who mixes with the masses more than I do - says this should be ‘brand new’.

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    Shelly Bridden Report

    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is wood hideously expensive in the UK or is this guy having a laugh? Still, nice mix of imperial and metric measurements in the description.

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    Sarah Prattki Report

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found in back of washing machine, some new, all odd

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    Lindsey Rd Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To go with your new tanning bed! (See above)

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    Flora Cate Report

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like lady hands. She could have at least gave it back to him, instead of making a profit on his misery.

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    Rose ER Report

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    Ingrid Allen Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn’t even give those away to a charity shop! Just chuck them out

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    Emma Fleming Report

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    Lisa Ormesher Report

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see people being so authentic and shameless.

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    Kim Allibone Report

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say more than a lick of paint is needed.

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    Ellie Bennett Report

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    Colin Berrisford Report

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the positive side, it definitely looks like him. You too could have a decapitated Bond on your mantelpiece...

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    Emma Meen Report

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being that his whole head is wrinkled, I'm sure he wouldn't mind a small wrinkle or two on a lady friend, right?

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    Andy Cameron Report

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    Emily Kate Smith Report

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the doll recovered from Chernobyl?

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    Flora Cate Report

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    Hannah Liddle Report

    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it in bath? (The town somewhere in England and every state in the eastern US!?)

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    Sally Lynch Report

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    Nic Grainge Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, Patrick, what sings and tells jokes?

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    Ian Finlow Report

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    Kirsty Scammell Report

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl I’d buy this, I LOVE double decker but I can’t get them cause I live in the US. If you have never experienced the joy that is double decker bars, they’re rice candy on top of nougat, covered in European chocolate, which we all know is infinitely superior to American chocolate.

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    Flora Cate Report

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are in nice shape, but why stand there when you could put a banana on a perch?

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    Sara Wilson Report

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very old. Only from the 70's/80's

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    Owen Dawson Report

    mhoulden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I warned next door's kids, but did they listen?"

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    Toby Kenchington Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the fire is in better condition than the phone.

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    Milz Batchelor Report

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm, 'drain your dragon'... slang for, euhm, what actually?

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